CYOA Discussion

>>25629561
First for everything is shit.

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Xth for SOOPER SEKRIT KLUB

>>25629580
3rd for Coltshan, poor bastard.

Opinions on the Bank Robber cyoa so far?

>>25629643
I think there are a lot of places I could have done better, but I'm glad that I'm actually doing it, because there are many times I've wanted to do things like this, and just given up at the last moment.
So thanks for everyone who's participated and I'm sorry if its not the greatest.

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>>25629580
>you'll never join the cyoa skype group

>>25629643
no

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Newspapers headlines you always wanted to read

>>25629815
>Old stallion yells at cloud
and in the cloud are a group of snickering pegasus children

>>25629815
>Changeling Super Recluse: Dead

>>25629815
>Bat pony declared official mascot of /cyoa/.

>>25629470
Adventure of Octavia had some spoopy bits in it, especially that part where we were in the cart and prayingmantis-thing decided to come say hello.

Then it just turned into misery central.

>>25629866
We just wanted some bandages.

>>25629866
>prayingmantis-thing decided to come say hello
I thought it was cute when it smiled at us.

>>25629852
Oops

>>25629713

Gotta 'Just do it' sometimes. I think if it's your first time it's going all right so far, will keep participating. Just don't try to combine two wildly opposite suggestions to break a tie.

>>25629924
Isn't "It seemed like a good idea at the time" the motto of /cyoag/?

>>25629643
Liking the progression so far. I'm looking forward to more tomorrow.

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>>25629950
Yes

>>25629865
It pretty much is, but the media doesn't want to declare it because they know what to backlash would be like

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>>25629643
>>25629713
Hold up
>checks catalog
Well shit guess there's no point in pulling out my meme permits now
But it looks like its doing gud so its ok

>>25630010
Wow, its almost like there's no point to meme permits whatsoever.

>>25630145
What are you talking about meme permits are what keeps this place alive and make sure that quest will live long for everybody to enjoy them
Without meme permits we would be dead
The real kind of dead to, not the fake kind of dead

>>25630145
>not having one
rofl

>>25630145
Stop giving him attention.

>>25630145
That's because there isn't anon.

>>25630208
>>25630145
>>25630010
That joke stopped being funny a long time ago. Come up with something new or stop posting.

>>25630305
4U maye

>>25630305
That joke was never funny. It just went from unfunny to annoying.

>>25630305
Its not a joke m8
The name is a little off putting but meme permits are serious business

>Check the ground for dropped bits
Was way better, can we go back to that?

>>25630404
At least people can do something with that.

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>Finally get adjusted to the thread's OP pic so I can spot it quickly in the catalog when I scroll
>New thread comes and I have to re wire my brain to recognize the new OP pic at a glance

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>>25630434
>not pinning it

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>>25630434
>Not using filters to highlight CYOA automatically and pin threads at the top of the catalog
>Not using the thread watcher.
Scrub

>>25630434
Filter it.

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>>25630453
>>25630460
Holy shit you can do these things?

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>>25630467

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>>25630467
How new are you? You can also just look at the index of the archive if you're looking for any one in particular. Just sort by latest.

>>25630524
Been around for a while. Just never looked at the nuts and bolts of 4chan.

>>25630548
I can't recall where it is in the default settings, but here's my main two filters.

/[^e]quest[^a-z]/i;op:only;highlight
/cyoa/i;op:only;highlight

>>25630467

Nips pls

>>25629950
More like "I knew it would be bad but holy shit".

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Why haven't you JUST yet, anon?

>>25632209
Because I want to brush up on physics before running a space quest and in order to make it work right, I need to spend more time writing out your fellow astronaut's personalities and back stories if I want the kind of space quest I want to run work right. Also I just started a cyberpunk quest.

>>25632237
link?

>>25632254
The Space quest doesn't exist yet.

>>25632274
i meant the cyberpunk one

>>25632285
I'll toss a link up in a few, I'm working on the next panel.

>>25632209
I'm tryin' anon
I'M TRYIN'

Confession time.
Since joining this fandom I've learned a shit tonne about horse behavior, training and care and it's making me really want to start owning orses.
TFW I will never have enough money to own/ care for a horse.

>>25632427
Horse Daycare Quest when?

>>25632440
That quest already happened..
+2 to punishment roll.

>>25632209
I did. It was shit. All the more reason to try again, I think.

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Cyberpunk horse quest continues.
>>25632760

Will the player find the ways to bully, harm or have sex with their A.I. companion? Will they even pursue those opening which I actually have planned for the game because I know CYOA players are for perversion?

FIND OUT!

>>25632779
I wanted to have fun in cars but the ex crushed my dreams

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That bandit mare looks qt

>>25632788
At least she didn't take the car.

>>25632863
>nips giving out the character sheet
lordy loo, post the rest

>>25632863
Yeah.
I'd give her my wallet.
And when she opened it she'd find a note with my number on it.
And then she'd stab me sixteen times.

Should i include an alphonse-elric type character in my cyoa? I have some ideas but im not sure

>>25629777
Don't worry, lucky Anon.

>>25633711
Depends on the cyoa. Unless you mean an annoying younger brother. Then it still depends on the cyoa.

>>25633793
>alphonse
>annoying
No

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>>25634119
WHO WANTS TO PLAY DANDY LAND?

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>>25634551
IT'S CLEARLY TIME FOR HORSELAND

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>>25634835
Please no.

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>>25634551
>Gelding Wars

>>25634958
>riding crop
wew

Treads is for bully and bully only.

>>25635024
But why would you bully a poor, delirious bird pone?

>>25635038
Who

>>25635044
Yes

Tara has a stupid face.

>>25635288
It's her dad's fault

>>25635296
Gar was a good father and tried his best, take it back

>>25635810

At least he's trying something different this time?

Though I'm confused as to why this belongs on /mlp/

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>>25635822

>>25635875
Hey, 7th time's the charm, right?

>>25635822
He really needs to just take a break, analzye some quests, and try something different. He's got the drive, but god damn he needs some direction

>>25635473
Gar is autistic meme shit.

>>25635822
This seems like a step back from his last one.

>>25635919
He tried his best anon.
He tried his best.

>>25635919
no u

how do you even like make a cyoa work? how should i have combat work? how do i work in l choices for players? how do i keep it engaging?whats the secret

>>25635473
When did Racist Archer decide to have a kid?

We're all in favor of calling Gar that, right?

>>25635928
His best got an innocent little bat filly a good smack on the head.

Now she's forever doomed to life with a stupid face.

>>25635933
when he got a bat dick and made Tara

>>25635941
Well at least she's still smarter than him.

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>Tara was Gars daughter
make it canon familia

>>25635931
There isn't one magical secret way to make things work, anon.

Try asking more specific questions, because your post amounts to:
>How do I run a CYOA?

>>25635963
When did he put the dick to work, though?

>>25635986
Who's the mother, even?

>>25635990
Hasn't yet, but he will.

>>25635992
>hyper lusty
>likes controlling others
>who's the mother

>>25635992
Ast. There was a lot of confusion in the hospital.

>>25636001
It was the first time in history it was the dad who said "I can explain!".

>yfw Gar has to raise a little blind bat he sired
>yfw he can't hack it and gives her up for adoption

>>25636025
It's ok, Choosie will care for her

>>25636000
Pen!

>>25636034
Is of unlikely

>>25635995
Well obviously he has to. Res won't make us lose the dick already.

...RIGHT?

I am honestly beginning to think coltshan doesn't actually watch the show

>>25635926
This is his worst yet.

>>25636059
>Quints event incoming
>At least two quads events lined up.

No, it's fucked.

>>25636029
>"I'll raise you up right, and then when you're older, YOU can get an adventure of your own!"

>>25636000
It's Shade, isn't it?

>>25636165
Yes Anon. Shade used his magic to transform into a mare. All of this has just been an elaborate ruse to win over Gar.

>>25636240
I knew it.

>>25636240
Just like in his aneighmes!

>All this circlejerking over Gar

>>25636278
Hey Shiny.

>>25635988
>How do you create a good , easy to follow set of rules for events, combat and choices?
>Should i make a pre-made character or allow players to choose their appearance , etc?
>How do i , a person not very good at writing make a decent story?

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>>25636077
>two quads
>two balls

GODDAMN JUST END MY SUFFERING

>>25636284
Anon, please, shiny shit posts about bats not unicorn supremacists

>>25636288
Find mechanics you like, tweak them as you like, and get some criticism on them. Mechanics are weird.

Premade, but give the players some choices like to the race, sex, GENERAL appearance(so if you want this character to have piercings, do it but don't let the players spend one thread deciding whether their taint or ballsack gets pierced), general abilities, etc.

Do it.

>>25636323
JUST

>>25636288
Make it simple. Personally, the only thing deciding outcomes in my quest is a basic stat system and a d20.
More than half the time, I don't even use it.

Pre-made is usually better, but there's nothing wrong with letting the thread decide.

Learn from watching and analyzing successful quests.
Other than that, just try, learn as you go.
If it bombs, you can always try again with a different trip.

>>25636367
what are the most successful cyoas i can study senpai?

>>25636396
Text: Heat, M&M, Urban, and JAD.
Art: SPES, Entrapment, Hijack, and Nips.

>>25636404
Don't forget RGS for how to write characters that actually have depth.

>>25636404
>>25636464
i think to save myself stress, i might do it over time. like, ill spend a bit getting the art and writing just the way i want/need it and proof reading it and all that.so if people like it, they'd have to wait a bit for the next installment if you get me

>>25636518
>I'll just postpone this a bit until I have everything perfect.

kek. That one never goes wrong.

>>25636544
is that bad? i am in no way good enough to shit out art and writing quickly

>>25636559
Doesn't matter. Shit out art and writing quickly and then start improving.

I mean, look at Anonpone in Humanquestria. Absolute shit art and writing, but you just keep on trucking until you improve.

>>25636590
fine. sure . yup

>>25636598
You are not bound to succeed.

>>25636632
k.

>>25636598
This >>25636632 desu sempai.

>>25636598
im agreeing with you ,you silly shits >>25636632
>>25636637

Alright I've got some legitimate questions today.
In my current CYOA I've been talking a lot more time at the front end of the quest to set up the main character and setting before having the world actively try to kill them. Something I've noticed is that the players have been completely ignoring the prompt to instead only ask questions about the status of the MC's life or the one side character that doesn't apply yet in the story. What I've been doing in those cases is have the MC stall for a bit and give a little internal monologue on the subject before representing the original prompt.
Should I be worried about this? Does this mean I'm doing things wrong or handling things wrong?

Alchemy continues >>25636787
Also streaming again. https://picarto.tv/HappyHorseAdventures

>>25636766
Dude, this is the opposite of a problem.

If your players are interested in the main character enough to want a tangent, let them continue along that line. Answer their questions, flush out your characters.

I actually wish people would do this more in quests, because having strong, well-developed characters is never a bad thing.

>>25636766

Which quest?

But as far as the question, yeah, what >>25636799 said. That is definitely not a bad thing. The players being interested in that kind of stuff can be fun, really; if can move the story along somehow doing that, even better.

>>25636766
>My characters are too interesting i just want naked prompts
You don't even see how you are blessed. Tell your plot to fuck off for a bit and let your players play.

>>25636850
it's bathwater again I bet.

>>25636766
>>25636799
If you really want them to be a bit more focused, give them a very strong prompt. As in, make your character in the process of doing the thing you want them to do. It worked in Northern Excursion, Bank Robber, Hijack, etc.

>>25636437
Did anybody notice Police Slacker CYOA?

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>>25636913
Actually looks like a neat idea.

>>25636913
Could be something... But more information is required to start up. Finding someone to clean your apparently non existent judging by the pic uniform without anything else isn't very promptish.

>>25636968
I thought the same.

The concept is good, but that's not a prompt.

>>25636968
>>25636971
Well it's over an hour old and the QM never came here so it might be made by somebody new to this board.

Active threads

M&M: >>25601723
Hijack: >>25591290
FOE: >>25631472
Alchemy: >>25611490
Sunset: >>25612666
Semantic Error: >>25592329
Werepony: >>25568958
Space: >>25553699
Urban Survival: >>25617770
Coltquest: >>25627820
JAD: >>25603307
Bank Robber: >>25625429
Trottingham: >>25613430
Archipelago: >>25612611

>>25636913
No because it's using the exact same OP image as their previous police pony thread which died at... 42 posts.

>>25636988

True. Some people responded, so guess we'll see what happens.

>>25636913
I really want to see this become like Running Scared with Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines.
Watch the MC take down a drug cartel with their partner because they got dragged into some plot. The MC whining and complaining the entire time, because they just want to go back to being, a bo fucks given lazy cop.

>>25637022
So... Urban Survival?

>>25636999
I'm back up and running with trips.

>>25637017
Wow, Coltshan didn't even make the list.

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>>25637017
>linking the FOE General instead of the shitty quest

/foeg/gots need to stop invading us.

>>25637097
He never has.

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>You are a Homonculus. you are not yet aware of this fact but none the less, that is what you are.
>You lay, curled-up and asleep upon a smooth, cool surface.
>Your gentle breaths and the occasional small squeak, are the only noises that fill the room you are in.
>wat do?

>>25637241
Search for a comfortable blanket.

>>25637241
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

>>25637241
you open your eyes and try to walk

>>25637241
Use your interdimensional powers to shift to a new thread and link it here.

>>25637241
search for dropped bits

>>25637256
>>25637255
>>25637254
>>25637275
>>25637277
terribly sorry lads im not sure why i've posted this. ill be back tomorrow or something, i have literally just ran out of time. sry

>>25637287
Kek

>>25637287
Alright, make a thread and link it here, I look forward to it.

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>>25637287

>stupid face gets colors
>she's blue
Why am I not surprised

>>25637022
>what is literaly Urban?

>>25637331
>all characters are the only colors Hijacker can see

>>25637331
Hey, not all blue bats are stupid faced. Just look at Eve and Shade

>>25629561
Would people be interested in a "Sombra Timeline" CYOA from the perspective of his apprentiece from a newbie?

>>25637358
Let me give you a preview on answers for all "what do you think of this idea" questions:

"Is it going to be good?"

>>25637358
As long as it's not maximum edgequest.

>>25637358
Nearly every QM running is a newbie. Go for it, just make sure you've got a ton planned and be ready to improvise when the players go somewhere you don't expect.

>>25637358
Yes

>>25637358
>Opposite Ending 2: Crystal Boogaloo

>>25637368
Hell if I know, I can't travel to future to know the reaction. I'll try my best.
>>25637373
Not from the perspective of the main character, at least.
>>25637379
>>25637380
Alright, I'll make a thread tomorrow then.

>>25637331
You tell me.
She still doesn't have official colors. You're free to suggest a palette.

>>25637462
Why not some shade of purple?

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>Choose between your tiara or a magic weapon
>Choose between your beloved book or 2 magic weapons

>>25637499
It's okay, Anon. There's still at least one copy in Canterlot.

And if we beat the medusa, I'm sure we could ask the princesses for anything we want.

>>25637241
masturbate furiously

>>25637499
>Weps for the 2 worst teammates

I'd pick the book.

>>25637523
>Worst teammate
ftfy

>>25637241
Rise and shine, little 'pony'.
Time to wake up and smell the ashes.

>>25637868
Flash ain't that bad.

I like how it seems like Coltshan is now ignoring the actions players suggest and showing results of rolls that mean nothing to us.

>>25637898
There's a reason he gets a lot of flak.

>>25637898
Can you link me his thread? As a QM it behooves me examine the intense shittiness so I know what not to do.

>>25637917
>>25635810

>>25637898
I think he tried to make some mechanic where the players are only little voices that get to push Hugh Mahn in favor of or against an action.

So if my guess is right, in >>25637536 there was a 50/50 to help the whatever, and the people get to vote either way.
So because some dude voted 'don't do it,' there was a -some number to the d100 roll, but there was a +15 modifier for whatever reason.
I guess in Coltshan's new disaster, you don't get to play the character, you just get to be a very minor influence in what they do.

>people want to help Coltshan
In all honesty, his continuous failure makes my day every time, and I don't regret it.

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>>25637996
ColtShan is becoming like George Costanza for me. He doing mind numbingly dumb things, and you want to stop him before it blows up in his face, but you can't because he can't hear you. So all I can do is watch the train wreak, and it hurts a little bit.

>>25638056
Fuck you, it's working.

Someone should hijack laser cop CYOA.

>>25638084
Do you mean lazy cop?

>>25627799
It's actually pretty fun to listen to
But I have trouble filtering the noise.
No progress tonight, we'll see tomorrow

>>25638084
>>25638118
Laser cop when?

>>25637017
So many quests are active right now that I don't even want to run. Free market and all that.

>>25638234
I know this feeling. I can't get response to my quest right now.

>>25638257
Which one is this? I may reply once or twice.

>>25638257
Which one are your running?

>>25638084
What do you mean, hijack?

>>25638299
Have a new QM take over, like in Vamp or Colorblind.

>>25638282
>>25638285
I'm currently Bank Robber. >>25638107 Here's the link. But I think its just a slow period right now, not a lot of questers on. /cyoag/ is certainly quiet.

>>25638299
You know what happened after Quackula left Vampony, or when that one guy dropped Into the White?

>>25638312
Maybe.

>>25638318
Yeah, kinda. Refresh please.

>>25638313
Archipelago is feeling it too...

>>25638345
Yeah, I'm just pausing until a few more people are on.

>>25638313
I actually participate in it already. I just need to catch up when I finish my work reports. Nightshifts and work reports right after them are shit, to be honest.

>>25638381
Appreciated, I'll get back to it after a break for food, chores, and some Bastion.

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>>25638084
>>25638158

What CYOAs could be improved with the addition of lasers?

>>25638548
Nothing that ColtShan has done.

>>25638548
All of them.

>>25617770
Urban returns, now with more kucking apparently

>>25638614
>Gar is only capable of cûcking people a hundredth his size

>>25638397
Fucking nightshifts.

Attributes of Fruit and Treads' child:

-Pegasus
-Changling holes
-Changling horn
-Changling fangs
-Small
-Physically weak
-Inability to actually change
-Small penis

Anything else to add to the most underpowered pone possible? Beacuse Treads and her future generations are for bully.

>>25638763
Ad mentally retarded.

>>25638768
I was wanting to give him a sporting chance.

Does Fruit actually feed off any emotion?

>>25638763
>Physically weak
Why?

>>25638824
Pretty sure. What'sherface didn't want us to see our friends when we were drained because she didn't want us hurting ourself from potentially trying to feed.

>>25638763
>-Physically weak
>-Inability to actually change
>-Small penis
I know we're just memeing but what's the basis for these?

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Poor Easy can't even eat breakfast.

>>25638861
Noice

>>25638861
Breadlocaust.

>>25638861
>how do i shot flam

>>25638850
Fruit can barely change so I would assume that the ability would degradate further.

>>25638850
Fruit can barely change himself nips you asshole

>>25638861
Did you give her a navel?
Because that's cute.

>>25638905
Gotta give her the ability to naval gaze.

>>25638861
>Echoing in her head is Blitz making puns on repeat

>>25638915
wat

Is 49 posts a new record low for Coltshan?

>>25639010O
"Omphaloskepsis or navel-gazing is contemplation of one's navel as an aid to meditation. "

>>25639061
Quick, bring the stat board!

>>25638763
I thought fruit was half earth as well
That has to count for something

>>25639146
Nope. Weaknesses of both, strengths of neither.

>>25639159
Forever mad

>>25639159
This is fantasy genetics. How are we ever going to make our special snowflake OC if we can't have muh racial traits?

>>25639185
We say "fuck what the GM says" and do it anyway?

>>25639185
Didn't we determine that all fan races exhibit black traits
I.E. bats w/ mango substitute for melons or plane pones holding the gun sideways.

What kind of traits do half changelings exhibit culturally?

>>25639270
Being half breed is inherently blackish.

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>>25639270

>>25638837
Why would feeding hurt him?

>>25639270
Being a kuck?

>>25639299
I think was that "you're already exhausted, don't strain yourself by trying to feed"

Did anybody drawn a picture of the Slav griffin wearing a vatnik or tracksuit?

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>>25639270
Being sexed by his siblings.

>>25639327
But... isn't feeding supposed to strengthen them? Does Fruit just suck that badly at being a Changling?

>>25639354
No, she's just an asshole.

>>25638837
>>25638850
Physically weak comes naturally when when your small

>>25639270
They live in a hive, which is basically a mud hut.

>>25639365
In horse land? not really.

>>25639388
That one filly with super strength dosent count

>>25639480
She certainly does nothing to prove that being small makes them weak.

>>25639496
k

Good news is that Fruit has experience with the smaller mares.

>>25639631
That is good news

>>25639631
NIPS FINISH IT ALREADY

>>25639159
We can fly, Fruity can change his attacks to suit the weakness of an enemy, we can change parts of our body which could help in a bind (like if we were tied up we could make out legs sharp or something), iirc, we can spit glowing goop which counts for something, hands, and something with stavebro's power that we haven't tried yet.
Fruity's a kek, but he's not all bad

>>25639361
So she wanted Fruit to stay weak and in bed? Member of the Stave Avengers or not, she is a huge asshole.

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>>25639719
>nips
>finishing ss
see you in 2018

>>25639769
>tfw when the thought that /cyoa/ will still be going in 2018 is the only thing that keeps you going.

>>25639631
Good, he's gunna need it

>>25639741
I don't recall the glowing poop part but I'm sure we can manage it.

>>25639746
Considering that she was having Fruit fight Halley, maybe she just wants him to learn how to be tough for his own good
Or maybe she's just an ass

>>25639845
I want her to stop being so mean ;~;

>>25639845
>No, you can't feed so you can feel better and get up. You're going to listen to me now because I am the boss, got it you weak-ass bitch? Later I'll have you fight my daughter who puched a hole through a god.

Treads is not for Fruity.

>>25640242
>not giving her that fruity booty
She needs SOMETHING.

>>25640242
What if fruity isn't for treads?

>>25640242
Treads is gonna swiggity swooty that fruity booty.

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>>25639786
I really hope so.

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>>25640387
She's going to take that booty by force.

>>25640572
Advanced tactics will be utilized in obtaining the ass-et. Bait will be placed. Boxes deployed.
They call this the Gar technique.

>>25640643
How do you bait Fruit? Dildos? Pictures of his sisters? Love bottles?

>>25640684
Just write 'kuck shed' on the side.

>>25640684
Just put a Nina plush on top of a Lily plush in a compromising position as bait.

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>>25640723
>cook tools

>>25640684
You bait it with mangoes. Then Lily goes in and you have a trap baited with Lily.

>>25640831
But how will Lily stay in the trap?

>>25640862
We tell her she gets to have sex with Fruit Flank.

>>25640881
So we're turning this into a threesome? Not sure if Softly is willing to share.

>>25640862
There's mangoes, why would she leave?

>>25640900
I'm pretty sure lily wouldn't want to share either

>>25640900
She doesn't have to get sex with Fruit Flank. She just has to think she does.

>Lily and Treads slapfight

>>25640750
>Anonguard looks at the pony's face and wonders just how lonely some of his squad got during the war.

>>25640910
>>25640957
>Tiny mare catfight

Oh boy!

>>25640972
>Fruit sits calmly under a box humming to himself, oblivious to what is happening

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>>25640957
Hey! That's my fetish!

>>25640910
That's all fine until Gar crawls in

>>25641007
Well Gar isn't invited.

>>25640862
So here's how this trap works.

You'd think they would notice the box, but the scent and sight of mango is so overwhelming, they can't help but fall victim.

The box falls on their head, and they're immediately plunged into darkness, confusing and disorienting the bat.
Then the bat tries to use its echolocation, but all the sound waves are absorbed by the box's material.

>>25641007
>Lily and Treads rolling around on the floor pulling each others hair while Fruit comforts Gar through his panic attack inside the box

Awe need to put FruitFlank into a mare-cocoon that way he can transform into a beautiful poon-slayer just like nature intended.

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>>25641033

>>25641474
That's a sweet tank Anon!

>>25641474
Fruit's not coming dear

>Laser cop is kill.
Unfortunate.

Starting to think Coltshan is actually just trolling and we're falling for it.

>>25641724
But none of us are getting mad or annoyed.

>>25641724
Coltshan makes me sad, because if I couldn't draw I might be in the same boat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOVreO5kre0
Well, besides the fact that I don't give a shit about Fire Emblem... and I listen to what people say when I start noticeably fucking up...

>>25641813
Who the fuck are you?
Because having any fear of being shitty whatsoever makes you better than Coltshan.

>>25641813
I can't understand why he doesn't listen to people trying to help.

You need players to run a CYOA, and quality brings players, but when players offer advice for improvement, he just ignores them.

Does he think that everyone just has a grudge against him for no reason? The customers are just wrong and his product is flawless?

Maybe someone should take over vampony 3 days since last update from anomango

>>25641858
Back when he was first starting out, he came to /cyoag/ to ask for help, but we all chewed him out because he's shit and he won't come back now.

Quick announcement: Due to circumstances beyond my control, I can't run Threshold tomorrow or Friday. I apologize for the inconvenience.

In the meantime, I've been working on those updated Threshold files; I hope to have at least a couple of new ones done by Saturday.

Also, it looks like the last two strawpolls aren't getting any more votes, so here's the last one for now:

http://strawpoll.me/6164609

I do have a personal preference about which one of these I'd like to run, but these strawpolls are literally about choosing your own adventure, so pick what you want.

>>25641997
...I dont fucking remember what any of these are.

>>25642030

Quoted from the archives:

Friendship is Tragic: You're a pony who has yet to discover the joys of harmony and the magic of friendship, so Celestia has given you an ultimatum: You have one week to make a friend, or you'll be banished from Equestria. Sounds easy enough, right? Too bad that you hate every pony...

Colossus: One the night of a particularly spectacular meteor shower, a bright-eyed young pony meets a gentle giant from beyond the stars. Can the young pony keep this incredible creature a secret and help it find a way home, or is this unlikely alliance doomed to be uncovered by the Royal Guard, or worse still, the lad's parents?!

Pony's Island: Dragons and ponies don't usually get along very well. But when disaster strikes and sends a newborn wyrm plummeting into a Canterlot citizen's window, the pony takes it upon him/herself to return the hatchling to its parents - by travelling across Equestria and into the heart of the badlands.

Purpose: You've been constructed for a simple reason: Centuries from now, disaster will strike, and you must prevent it. But to ensure your success, you must follow three rules. One, let no harm come to life in Equestria. Two, never stray from your course. Three, you may not rest until your job is done.


Other is for any of my other ideas, or any of the players', if one gets popular enough. I mean a lot of the stuff I come up with is because of you guys anyway.

>>25641997
Did you ever post that Cold File thing?

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>>25642117

This?

Nah, thought it'd be in poor taste to put it here myself. If you wanted to save it and didn't get a chance to, though, here it is.

>>25642150
Poor Taste? That, doesn't make sense.
Also, do you have a place that you post all of your stuff. Like a blog or something?

>>25642150
Why would it be poor taste to post something you made?

>>25642150
Thanks. My internet decided to go shit so I didn't actually see it get finished.

>>25642179
>>25642190

Well usually when someone makes a pic in a stream, they don't post it here themselves. Someone else who liked it does that. Or maybe they do it anonymously, I don't know. I just get kind of nervous about looking like an attention whore.

And no, I don't have a blog, or a Tumblr, or any shit like that. I only ever make stuff for you guys, so I just throw it all on here or in the Dropbox, which has fallen out of use ever since Amm's site started saving all my CYOA stuff.

>>25642230
I'm pretty sure I'm the one who posts CYOA Related shit that I do in my own streams.

>tfw no Hijacker or Nips.

Where do I get my stream fix tonight?

>>25642230
Pretty sure most of the streamers just post it anonymously. They don't usually post an imgur link or anything into the stream chat which would even let the watchers have a good quality image to post.

>>25642230
Here, i'll make you a handy guide.
Is it cyoa related?
Yes: post it.
No: Don't post it.

>>25642230
Did you post a link in the stream? I must have missed it.

>>25642293
ill hop on in like 20-30 mins
I have a good reason

>>25642332
Enjoy your midnight sekrit club.

>>25642347
>"Oh no people enjoy a type of talking about something that I don't like."

>>25642356
Don't think he was being sarcastic.

>>25642356
I was more referring to how I couldn't be there, but okay.

>>25642368
...
Man 4chan has really fucked me up.

>>25642379
We'll add tags to things from now on so you don't get triggered.

#sarcasm

A new batch of quests have been archived.

Semantic Error:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/semanticerror

Proportional Punishment:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/punishment

Vampony:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/vampony

Away from home but not alone:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/sunset

>>25642420
>>25642428
hmmm

>>25642420
>>25642428
Everyone saw Amm.

>>25642431
Prepare for trouble.
And make it double.

>>25642431
>>25642432
Don't be silly. No one saw anything.

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>>25642445

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>>25642356
>tumblr cant get it
rofl

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Why do you play the quest that you play?
What do you get out of it? Is it for the experience? The concept? The characters?

>>25642486
memes

>>25642486
1.) Characterization.
2.) Plot.
3.) Plot if you know what I mean kekekeke
4.) Strategy and chances to strategyfag.

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>>25642629
Live
and secret club up
https://picarto.tv/TheBirdieBin

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QUICK I NEED A NOCTURNAL SPECIES IN EQUESTRIA THAT:

1. ISN'T A BAT PONY
2. CAN PROCREATE WITH A PONY AND NOT GREATLY AFFECT THEIR BLOODLINEunless I should try a whole different twist

>>25642677
That sounds more autistic than just using a bat.

>>25642677
Vampire pony.

>>25642677
Werepony.
Which is dumb because were means man, but whatever.

>>25642697
To avoid being obviously autistic, I need to be subtle about my autism.

>>25642705
Nah, when we have the Stabelmont Clan out for blood.

>>25642746
Horsewolf? That's getting dangerously furry though.

>>25642746
What language does the word 'werewolf' come from? German?

Just go look up what that language's word for 'horse' is and change the prefix to that.

>>25642677
Mothpony.

>>25642757
Wait, if werewolf is a German word, could Hitler have been a werewolf?

>>25642761
Good lord no.

On second thought, fuck the procreation thing. Just suggest a sentient and nocturnal species that can talk and was proven so by canon.

>>25642773
Batpony.

>>25642773
Batpony.

>>25642777
>>25642779
>1. ISN'T A BAT PONY

Nice trips though, my man.

>>25642757
It's old English.
>Were
Man
>Wulf
Wolf

The pony equivalent would be Horswulf, which would probably become Horsewolf, though it could also be Stedawulf or Hengestwulf.

>>25642815
Why would we enable the creation of some special snowflake mc? Stick to the canon option, the bat pony.

>>25642827
Because a raven MC would be fun?

I don't know, I don't want bat hating shitposters.

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There really is no hope for this place anymore.

>>25642842
You are significantly overrating everyone's caring about the batpony meme.

>>25642842
Wait, that's the reason you won't use bats? Despite the fact it really sounds like they'd make sense in whatever you're working on?
It's one guy who shitposts about it.

>>25642879
Yeah, like a huge number of very popular quests have bat characters front and center. Hijack and Shooting Stars. I would include Urban Survival, but I'm pretty sure that's a dig at it.

>>25642892
Hijack, SS, US, Space 1 and 2, M&M and Vamp off the top of my head.

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>>25642910
Thank you.

>>25642910
Alchemy, Vampony, and Mendacity. The batmeme affects like two of those. And it's one easily ignored guy for both.