Industria's government (a totalitarian country at the opposite of Equestria) passed an agreement with several countries, the Trans-Antlertic Economical Partnership.
This includes neighbor countries to Equestria, the young republic of Licornia, and Ponyland, so this time they won't get invaded by Germaneigh.
The partnership stipulates roughly an expantionist and supranational right to index all kind of resources regardless the borders, and establish international regulations in favor of private markets.
You have to explain Celestia about it and find a way to avoid world war.
>>25887157
Glory to Arstotzka.
>>25887157
>Wanting to avoid a war
>Not letting Germaneigh handle it
>>25887157
I will personally broker an agreement between Equestria and Industria that stipulates that the qt blue-haired mare leader of Industria may fart upon my face any time she wishes, and in exchange the Equestrian bit will become the standard currency of the TAEP. We will then filter raw materials and fuel to our partner nations and flood the world economy with high quality manufactured goods packaged with Equestrian cultural norms, until the cultures of the entire planet reflect Equestrian values and all currencies are subordinate to our bit-dominated economy
Post your sadponks
>>25886730
We already have a Ponk thread.
*Pinkamina
And yes, let's have a thread
>>25886765
Whatever. I refuse to contribute when the other thread is already slow as hell.
I'll start
>>25885953
>Bixies
>some kinda of uk cereal
pic is just a normal britfag out on a shopping trip, nothing to see here
>>25885953
Fucking diaperfags
>>25885953
AAAAAAAAAAAND hidden.
>Anon, it's so nice that you're letting me spend Christmas with you.
>What are your Christmas traditions?
>>25879700
How 'bout we see that box of yours so I can stuff in my present
>>25879700
Glue your bushy eyebrows back on if you want to talk to me.
>>25879700
Oh, my [spoilers]family[/spoilers] has tons of traditions. But before we get to those you gotta eat this first.
CASE FILE : NORTHERN EXCURSION
FOR PRIVILEGED EYES ONLY
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/northern
>>25836209
You walk into the decontamination chamber. The others follow.
Patches is right behind you.
>"Are you sure you want to do this?"
"Y-yes."
>"Remember, I'm right behind you."
You nod and open the door to the lab.
The lights are off.
Great.
The heater is still on, giving the room an eerie orange glow. The door to it is open, heating the cold room.
You walk in.
There's something gently breathing in here. You can hear it. The droning of the heater pounds on your ears in the silent lab. The breathing is labored, but steady.
>>25836225
You look towards the heater. There's something moving slightly behind the table.
Well, might as well just try.
You turn around and whisper to the others.
"Don't do anything rash or aggressive, okay?"
They nod.
You turn back around.
"Hello?"
The breathing stops mid-inhale.
A slow clicking noise comes from the other side of the table.
You decide to hum the lullaby. Maybe it will remember you.http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mzRxa5qDFY
>>25836235
The creature peeks it's head from behind the table.
You can hear it trying to mimic the lullaby.
It's not in your head this time. You can hear it with your ears.
Previous Thread:
>>25726776
Pineapple Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/meme/fana
>Snapping back into the world you slowly rub your temples a bit
>That was a trippy ass universe
>If Shade really wanted to stop ponies from using drugs he should just teach them how to use that dank ass dream magic instead
>Trying to get a bearing of where you are you squint as the morning sunlight shines through the crack between the curtains
>And that’s when you notice that you’re looking straight at Ast, who appears to be upside down
>In fact, the bed she’s sleeping on seems to be upside down as well
>”Gar, what are you doing?”
“What am I doing? What are YOU doing? How’d you get my bed on the ceiling?”
>She looks down at herself in confusion for a moment, the blanket rustling on top of her as she moves
>”Uh. Gar dear, you’re the one who’s on the ceiling”
>Oh. Should have expected that
>”Guess it’s a good thing you installed whatever that bar is, your teleportining is certainly getting out of hoof”
Ponder how to exchange inferior unicorn for best bat booty.
>>25833166
Nice prompt.
Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
~~~~~
>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
~~~~~
Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 114, and our Apple Princess has gone crazy with power!
>>25832901
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Here is full archive of ALL the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack
Curious what happened last time, or just wanna know what happens during an active thread?
Check out the previous thread here:https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25779356
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki
Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started?
Check out character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650
We have begun working on a big project to fix up old stories and make this crazy world more coherent and accessible to new readers who don't like the thread format.
Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing
And finally, while most of the thread is very much clop free, we have a pastebin in case you're feeling a little more naughty with your writing, find it here. http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessAJAfterDark please upload any like it to a pastebin so they can be added out of thread.
And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!
>"A-anon, I'm glad you came over tonight."
>"I... had fun. Thank you."
>"But, um, I need to... tell you something."
>"I'm not actually..."
>[squeak]
>"I... I..."
>I'm a girl.
>>25828917
Motherfucking... Every goddamn time. It's Celestia all over again.
So wait... that time we went swimming and I took your shirt because I thought you were a wuss...
"..."
>"A-anon? Sorry if-"
"Balls."
>"W-what?""Me too."
Hello and welcome to Games ponies play. Keep it 75% pony related.
Rules:
>When submitting your tribute, send a picture and the name in the same post. One post with the picture but missing the name or inverted will be ignored.
>Only 1 tribute per post.
>If you want to revive, only 1 reply per post. If you try to revive multiples tributes in one post, the post itself will be ignored and skipped
>I wont accept previous threads tributes unless they were posted here
>After one game ends, The new tributes posted or revived will only be accepted after the summary post or when host say so
Nice.
I submit AnonFilly.
Discord Keksandra
Twiggles
Hello and welcome again to the "Hunger queer pony faggot game simulator".Merry Christmas edition. Keep it 75-90% pony related.
Rules:
>When submitting your tribute, send a picture and the name in the same post. One post with the picture but missing the name or inverted will be ignored.
>Only 1 tribute per post.
>If you want to revive, only 1 reply per post. If you try to revive multiples tributes in one post, the post itself will be ignored and skipped
>I wont accept previous threads tributes unless they were posted here
>After one game ends, The new tributes posted or revived will only be accepted after the summary post or when host say so
For example, ill post a few tributes. Starting withmy Autistic oc, chicken berserker
And meaty belle
Isaac
>So what is this thread about?
Pretty much this thread is about anon owning a pony as a slave. He can do whatever he wishes, be it nice and not abusing or the complete opposite.
If you're going to be writing some green, please name yourself. It will be easier to keep track of your story.
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/SlavePonyAuction
Complete stories: http://pastebin.com/82rCVh4j
WIP stories: http://pastebin.com/mfmaWQDc
HIATUS stories (inactive for 2+ weeks): http://pastebin.com/QgTRi8d0
Full story list: http://pastebin.com/cqLCYveb
Popular/Recent Stories:
Changing lifestyle (Changeling) by Fireking -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/CndZXCih
Project Redux (OC) by Neutral -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/3yBPmWdH
Broken Princess (Luna) by Jingle Jangle -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/NLP6dcMr
A deal is a deal (Applebloom) by twiligh/tg/ame_night -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/DK21fjWz
Recovery (OC) by Klaifferon -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/DNvbjnQG
Blind Anon (Fluttershy) by JohnColt -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/0rmywwyB
Skittles (Rainbow Dash) by SkittlesAnon -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/admfdm5t
Previous thread: >>25860785
>tfw no Bradpone who can help to pick up girls
>>25860806
fuckoff you retarder
Need my daily dose of skittles.
>Hey, human!
>We don't take kindly to your type around here!
repeat thread alert
stop trying to have fun
>>25890556
>Hey! We don't take kindly to people that don't have fun!
What are your fetishes /mlp/?
Also this
http://strawpoll.me/6366772
>>25890343
>rape
>>25890343
TG, TF, or girl on girl.
Nothing else does it for me.
I cannot get it up to futa, incest, rape, bondage, hypno, vore, scat, guro, traps, watersports, bestiality, or floor tiles.
>>25890754
Also not into macro, micro, cuck, castration, feet, or unbirthing.
>"Hello"
>>25890289
hi?
Lemme cum on your feet please.
>>25890296
>Horse
>Feet
Just get out
/mlp/ mods christmas photo
I thought they were ponies...
I thought they were little girls
I thought that they were heroes.