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>Be me
>Kind of person who browses here and actively writes and drawfags for /mlp/.
>It's Christmas eve.
>Drinking with family, having a good time.
>Younger cousin starts making fun of other cousin who is a complete autist.
>Autist cousin is about 14-16ish.
>Says something about pony stocking on hung on the fireplace. Then points out pony toys next to autist cousin's computer along with trades of the IDW comic.
>Autist cousin continues to sit in the room with family ignoring everyone and playing some stupid rouguelike.
>Autist cousin clearly doesn't know how to hide his power level.
>Eventually normal cousin takes book from autist cousin's desk and tells me to read it for some unknown reason.
>It's "The Journal of the Two Sisters."
>Read in funny voices like super mutant and Baby Cakes.
>Eventually get bored and stop.
>Learn later that autist cousin is homeschooled and does weird autistic shit like beeping when he talks.
>Don't really know autist cousin that well.

Can I or should I do anything to help my autistic cousin, or is it better that I just worry about my own power level?
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>>25892474
I honestly stopped reading at "Be me".
Anyway, have a pony, whatever your problem might be.
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>>25892474
>Learn later that autist cousin is homeschooled and does weird autistic shit like beeping when he talks.
Beeping?
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>>25892523
Yeah, I didn't experience that first hand but according to one of my family members he makes beeping noises when you try to talk to him. It's fucking bizarre.

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Did you get a present for the newest member of your family?
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>>25892271
>rape
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>>25892271
>only for the holiday week

Anon, that hurts.....
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>>25892271
How about she gets in my god damn spacetime thing

I don't get it. Was this scene supposed to be funny?
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>>25892133
>Applejack cries on the INSIDE!
Yes.
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>>25892133
Don't worry, Anon. It's okay to be retarded.
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Yep.
Despite all the people taking it seriously, it was.

Think of teens crying over the split of a boyband: it's dramatic to them but hilarious to everybody else. It's the same thing.

This just happened to you. She wants it. She guarantees no one will ever find out. Do you take her up on the offer?
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>>25892045
>Hooves are fucking disgusting
We neo-mlp now
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What are you implying? That we're stupid or something? Of fucking course!
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>>25892045
I am not a pedo so no.

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http://pinkgagy.tumblr.com/post/135835663450/the-truth-please-read

R.I.P.
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>>25891862
welp.
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>>25891862
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>It’s been 11 days since I started this blog
literally fucking who

>"Anon! Give me my tampons back this instant!"
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I would buy I need to use it as a raft
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>>25891188
No Rarity. You need to understand how these fucking things are DESTROYING our environment.

There are landfills literally feasting with billions of these cunt corks. Think about it, if every woman on average uses 13 tampons per cycle, that's a hella lot of waste.

Just man the fuck up and use a moon cup. If you're a cheap cunt then a washable sanity towel like they did back in the the old days. Yeah shit's a big gross, but think of the environment you'd be saving.
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>>25891188
>Finishes sticking one up each nostril.
>Throws the box of them back.
Fuck you, not my fault Rainbow Bitch beaned me cause she cant pitch for shit.

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>hear a knock on your door
>see this
wat do
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>rape
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>>25891041
>Open the door
>Get trampled on my swarm of EQG chibis running into house.
>On second thought I regret everything.
>The chibi EQGs are all dancing around in happiness like your house just became the charlie brown Christmas special.
>Floor is scuffed to all hell only one option left. You immediately know what to do.
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>>25891041
Acid

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If Starlight Glimmer is a more powerful alicorn than Twilight, is it possible for her to become a more powerful alicorn?
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Go back to your shitty fanfiction.
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>>25890788
what
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>>25890788
Nigga do dis da queen

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We will be rewatching the whole show until more or less when we think S6 may start. Every Saturday, Sunday, and some Fridays we will rewatch one episode (see the calendar). Feel free to discuss it again, post screenshots and stuff about todays episode ITT.

I'm making this thread earlier than usual because in around 3 hours, at 14:30 EST (19:30 GMT) we will watch the episode trough some stream-like thing.

Today episode: Bridle Gossip (Season 1 episode 9). Written by Amy Keating Rogers

The stream will begin, as I said, at 14:30EST/19:30GMT right here.
https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/slashmlprewatches-obrld06woymqj2cc

If you want, you can watch it online right here:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xmzowc_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-episode-9-bridle-gossip_shortfilms

And you can download it here.
https://yp1.yayponies.no/episodes.php
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And the calendar.
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Alright time to watch some old pone again, nice to see you back
>>25890666
Merry Checkmas
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Watch something good like past sins

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>"You see, Anon, although Ponyville, the city, is administrated primarily by the Mayor and her staff, technically the land-area of Ponyville was given by royal fiat to the Apple family."
>"Now, while they no longer have any legal rights to the town and its environs, having traded or donated most of those rights away, the remaining land they occupy still contains its title and relationship to the Monarchy at Canterlot."
>"So technically, Granny Smith is a Duchess! Applejack, of course, stands to inherit the title under standard matrilineal primogeniture."
>"Not many of the old duchies are left. Ponyville was actually the last one to be granted, although there is still some argument in Parliament about what status the Crystal Empire is supposed to have."
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>>25890625
Celestia a whore
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>>>/pol/
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>>25890625
Ponyville is a town, not a city, you incompetent cunt.

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I SOLD YOUR VIDEO GAME COLLECTION TO PAY FOR DENTAL SCHOOL, ANON!
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I used your toothbrush to scrub the bathrooms
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>>25890474
Well that's a decent enough reason.
You can give me free health care in the future toothpaste horse.
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>>25890474
That's a very cheap dental school, you sure you don't want me to chip in and pay for a proper one?

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>Found the picture online, it is not a real picture of my cousin.

I would like to have a serious discussion about what kind of threat grown brony men pose to children and animals. My cousin is 24 years old and during the last couple of years he has picked up my little pony and become a brony, things have escalated fast during the last year, he dyes his hair in bright colors, wears childrens t-shirts, buys pony toys and he talks in a really weird way, as if he is trying to sound like some high pitched cartoon character. It is obvious that the reason for guys like my cousin to like my little pony is, at the very least, somewhat sexual. These are characters made for little girls, and on top of that they are animals.

In my family we are very close to each other, we all baby sit each others kids all the time. I care a great deal about my cousin despite what he has become and it would create a rift in the family if I would forbid him to see my son. But I am starting to feel like I have no other choice. I am also uneasy about leaving him with the family dog.

I am not worried about my cousin turning my son into a brony because we are raising him right. I am worrying that he is sexualizing something innocent meant for little girls, and that he somehow will hurt my son or dog.

How do I know if my cousin is dangerous to my son? If there are any bronies here that can relate to my cousin, can you be please be very honest about how you view children and how your sexuality works?
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>>25890391
If I was your cousin I would definitely remove your son's eyes and fuck the sockets given half the chance.
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>>25890391
I do not believe you. This is bait.
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>Unless your dog is a pony it's safe.
>If your kid is a pony you have bigger issues to worry about.
Brony here, I think nothing of kids. I like the show purely for the message and funposting. Art is just a bonus.

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What are /mlp/´s favorite songs of this fandom?

Pic very related.
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>>25890347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg4LqTXoYwA
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>>25890347
I can't stop listening to PrinceWhateverer's Frailty, Your Own Sky and Taking Flight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC8MHrFTLJ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKncNdwFGO0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hAK8CgZaZo

Also generally Respin, SGaP, PinkiePieSwear, Oodorato2, Foozogz etc.
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>>25890390
Nice selection! I love those.

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Poni is coming over

What tea does your horse wife drink?
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No tea. Coffee.
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She drinks green tea. She likes it when her throat is feeling a bit hoarse.
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She thirsty for dick

>"Can I teach you how to read, anon?"
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>Memeloght prompt
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>>25888520
Nah, I'm just gonna grow up to be a stripper instead.

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