You get to live in equestria, but you have to live in the same house and sleep in the same bed as your least favorite pone. would you do it?
apply kill to self
>>25899725
>Least favorite
Fucking Rainbow Dash, if I can't walk over the clouds I'm fucking ded
That would be... Twist? Snips? Snails?
I don't fucking know. Either way, it'd be worth it.
>Majority of /mlp/ is pro-guns
>Unexpected but not all together unpleasant
Why is this board a shining beacon of the second amendment when most other brownies are liberal cucks?
>>25895437
Because we accepted the reality that she will never be real and neither will the delusions of another mad man.
>>25895437
Fuck you. Zebra lives matter.
I would be careful with such statements as typically the most extreme people are the loudest which distorts perception.
>you go to Equestria
>All the inhabitants are either scared or disgusted in you
>>25888679
rape has that effect on all sentient beings
>>25888679
>you go to Equestria
>All the inhabitants are either scared or disgusted in you
>either scared or disgusted in you
>or disgusted in you
>in you
I want the vore fags to remove their existence.
>>25888679
>you go to Equestria
>All the inhabitants literally will not stop trying to smell you and to nose into your armpits
Christmas Edition
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Shitpost
List of stories: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/
Read this advice first:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice
>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151810
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/5151994
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/5207921
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/5498136
Remember: This is the time for all your little pones to be happy, and get those gifts they've always wanted
Last thread: >>25856278
>>25877933
First for everything is shit.
>>25877933
Why do Choosie's hind legs look so short?
2nd for JAD bullying.
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/coltquest/
Previous Thread:
>Emerald decides to head to the cave with the pheromone mushrooms in it at the request of Joyride.
>They travel to the cave.
>Inside the cave Emerald finds some dogtags from a pony named "Cherry Chiffon".
>Emerald and Joyride find the mushroom, as well as a passed out predator known as a Jackknife bird.
>Joyride gathers the materials as Emerald keeps watch.
>A slime approaches and "threatens" them.
>The slime is revealed to be a navy slime, a creature that survives on semen.
>Emerald manages to distract the creature long enough for Joyride to collect all the mushrooms. She freezes the slime and the pair leave.
>After some discussion, Emerald decides he wants to go west, using Joyride's desire for Giant Jungle Wasp Royal Jelly as an excuse.
>Emerald offers to help prepare for the journey, so Joyride gives him a list of items to buy and some bits.
>Some of the items can only be bought at a shadier dealership, and Joyride tells him where one such place is.
>Emerald runs into a drug dealer on the way, but says no to drugs.
>Emerald finds the store and enters, but apparently some of the ingredients Joyride wants are illegal.
Continued in next post...
>>25855957
>some of the ingredients
then get the ones we can from shoppone get then back out the street to find shifty.
>>25855957
Emerald mentions that Joyride was the one to send him.
The shopkeeper stares at him for a second, and then looks down at the list again, and then up at the colt, and then at the door.
"Got the bits?"
Emerald takes Joyride's money bag out and drops it on the counter.
"Meringue! Come here and watch the front!" The shopkeeper suddenly says, swinging his head around and yelling towards a room to his right.
A few seconds later a bubbly looking mare hops out. Her fur is an off-white color, and her mane is a very slight golden brown.
She doesn't say anything, but takes the shopkeeper's place and he motions towards the door behind him.
Emerald expects it to lead to a backroom, but instead finds spiraling stairs heading down into what Emerald can only guess is a basement.
He follows behind the shopkeeper, and at the end of the staircase is another door, which they both pass through.
For a second Emerald thinks he walked into Joyride's own ingredient room, as it looks almost the same as hers. Glass jars on shelves with weird stuff everywhere.
As Emerald looks around the shopkeeper grabs some tongs and lifts an odd looking, slightly round object out of metal container.
What does Emerald do?
>>25856032
The fuck is that and why's it got pubes?
>Great. Another general. What is it?
You better believe it's another fuckin general.
This thread consists of everyone's favorite human Anon, the only problem is that he's now a cute, green little filly.
>What should I expect?
Fillies, shenanigans, and usually a bitchy Twilight.
>Pictures? Pastebins?
Find them here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a4t08j9QfWYnKlivtEHxvvuxHddJy29JOPXuJeQijMY/
>I'm a writer!
Awesome! Just be sure to link your pastebin to the OP for Fauvra to add!
Old Mare Anon: >>25753022
>>25850675
>>25847548
>>25848173
>>25848372
Reposting last update
>The map splits off into a huge tree map, many of the newly made boxes empty, but a column fills up with stats, and off in the distance, a box fills up
>You can’t see what it says from where you are, but as you try to look closer, you fly towards it, stopping in front of it to see ‘Animal Charmer’
>You wince as pain builds up on your forehead, but when you open your eyes; you see a needle go through thread, sewing the huge world together; to forever be put in place
>Suddenly, a large pair of scissors cut the world in half, before it the world falls apart
>You wake up where you were yesterday, only to find yourself snuggling the doll of Patchwork; who has reverted once more
>You hear a knock on your door
“Y-Yes? Who is it?”
>The door opens, only; from it’s hinges, before Discord flies through the room, spinning a few times in front of you; shrinking as he does, before he stops, and is facing you with his body curled, hovering in the air; looking at his claws as he idly sharpens them
>”Fluttershy told me to come and get you up,” He looks to you “breakfast is-....when and where on earth did you get that?” He flicks your horn
>You wince, before shuddering as he flicks it, not used to the strange feeling
<”You’ve always had it. I can explain it later, but you’ve always had it.”
>”Oh, talking to your little friend I see?” Discord says, showing you a mirror
>Your eye was glowing, before quickly fading
“W-What’re you talking about…? I’ve...I’ve always had a horn”
>”Oh, you can’t fool me, I know you’re either the Time Weaver, or you’re buddy-buddy with him… and I advise you to tread carefully in /my/ timeline, or at least when it comes to Fluttershy”
>You look up at him worriedly, he’s pushed you back against the bed frame a bit as he glares into your eyes
>>25850704
>You both freeze as you hear the doorknob turn, Fluttershy’s voice on the other side of the door
>”Hello? Do you two need help with something….I was wondering what was taking so long...not to hurry you...or be rude or anything.”
>What do you do?
>>25850716
Lie.
Say you were pretty tired and slow to get up. Discord (? Play it a bit dumb about the name) was just chatting with you a bit to help get over your grogginess. Basically anything to her get to go back downstairs.
You need to talk with Discord alone it seems. It might be useful to get buddy buddy with him since he's aware of this supernatural situation.
>Discord and Eris Edition
>Previous Thread
>>25486359
>Twisted Desires Pastebin
>Part 1: http://pastebin.com/shurgbZ9
>Part 2: http://pastebin.com/WSp0Cpxv
>Part 3: http://pastebin.com/ZTwyKsMN
>Knifey where is you? Check his story out here
>http://pastebin.com/BAKYHgJ8
>And Miney, his story can be found here
>http://pastebin.com/u/mintyanon
>Like always if you want to write something go ahead
>If not sit back and enjoy or talk about vidyas of your choice
So what's the story so far?
>>25655826
What, the other one died?
Lost the thread and found on page 9, we need to do a better job to keep it alive
It's that draw prompt time of the year!
>Draw ponies, or any other creature, simply having a wonderful christmas time.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/135676439843/
Holidays still going strong - for ponies that didn't go out of town from home for Hearth's Warming, today would probably be a good day to catch back up with friends. To compare notes, as it were, and share the cheer of yesterday. Plus, to relate any gifts they may have received, and perhaps even share some today! It's not like there's too much heavy work to do at this time of year, so heavy play will have to substitute!
>>25892319
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
DO THE PROMPT
Hey MLPGI love you
C'MON /MLP/! SHOW ME THE SCARIEST PONY PICS!!
>>25902617
I hope you ready bro
>>25902641
Is that implying that Twilight and Luna's foal is Nyx? WHY.
Post your waifus and waifu accessories
>>25902452
You already posted Nyx
>>25902452
>>25902452
I've been a fellow horsefucker since I was in preschool, I used to play with the mlp toys and I was in love with Rainbow Dash, I fought over her when someone else took her.
In elementary school I was like every other kid, nothing interesting.
In the summer after 6th grade, one of my friends showed me some fan animations and I got hooked but never watched the show.
During the summer after 7th grade, I found r34 and for some reason that intrigued me to watch the show.
Now my fav pone is Pinkie and I have a strange fetish with mentally insane/broken pones(i.e Pinkamena) and I'm hoping you'll accept me into the /mlp/ community.
>>25902219
Well, here's your reply.
>>25902219
What the hell here's a reply
>>25902219
It's all downhill from here. We have various threads dedicated to various faggtory.
If you play an instrument or make music, go check out /mlp/ plays
If you're feeling creative, check out one of the draw threads
If you're a knack for sewing, or want to commission a plushl-lewd, then check out the plushie thread.
If nothing else catches your fancy, just shitpost like the rest of us.
Why does the media have to teach little children that africans are a different species to everyone else? This is way too big of a fuck up to be just a coincidence.
What is the payoff of having a zebra black stereotype instead of making her just another pony?
Explain what zebras add to the show besides obvious racism and Fallout Equestria background, /mlp/.
>>25901668
>fallout equestria
pls tell me this is a joke
>>25901668
Well, in the show Zebras are almost identical to ponies.
Saddle Arabians on the other hand...
>>25901668
MLP is a weird mix of liberal and conservative, just like real life.
Is anyone else a little offended by her name? And how they make her seem like a high hippy. Why not call her "Eco friendly" or something.
Because no one respects hippies.
>>25901018
How about we just call your pony faggy fagskin?
>>25901018
Are you a hippie or something? Why do you care?
Welcome back to the /mlp/ Secret Santa thread! The big day is finally here so join us in spreading Holiday cheer to your fellow Pony lovers!
Haven't gotten your gift yet? Don't panic, sometimes Santa just needs a little extra time. Warm up that cocoa, put on a cheesy Holiday album, and enjoy your Christmas day!
Coordinator email for comments/concerns/general inquiries: [email protected]
>>25877226
scootaloo a cute.
>>25877226
Cheers guys! Merry Christmas
Alright, here we go, starting with Santa Pone
>"Don't you get it Anon!? I HATE you! I think you're a disgusting pervert! Don't you understand that I will NEVER want to go out with you!?"
>>25900742
"...you being...?"
>>25900742
The prompt that started it all.
>>25900742
>anon could't respond for he was a creepy santa doll