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I think he likes having a penis tho. Also who said alicorns = female.

>>26856510
>big mac we need to talk

>>26856510
They could just not care. Like everybody else has been doing for the entire episode.

Fuck, Applejack was also the first to sense that this was tough for Twilight and even sacrificed her chance to go. Rainbow Vag didn't do that.

Twilight was a spergy shutin who didn't understand social interaction and probably didn't know that Dash and Rarity were being cunts.

>>26855052
Projecting much?

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>>26854561
Welp, I'm tired since I forgot a name for this thread. Ah well, post sheets and we'll see how shit goes!

>>26854580
http://pastebin.com/0ajykQ8y

>>26854561
>>26854580
What is this? I've seen a few of these before but never really got to deep into them.
Any good? Worth a try?

>>26851940
>human body shape
Not putting my dick anywhere near that

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She's not the only one

>>26852006
How is this rape?

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dweeb

>>26677486

You are the hero we need and deserve.

>>26686093
Qt lizard and Shy catbutt? Yes please sir I want it pumped directly into my blood stream

>>26850765
They can be sarcastic about how much they're going to fuck up while still fucking up super hard, silly.

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Yes, everything's going to be just fine...

>>26850765
The fuck are are you going on about?

The one with Nyx in it.

The Ticket Master

A lot of people hate that episode for some reason, but I always toguth it was neat

Equestria Games.

>>26849433
But the comics were always shit, we just didn't see it first.

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>when MLP became good again

>>26849433
correlation =/= causation

>>26849442
>implying
There was less obvious references in their earlier work. Plus they didn't go on fucking tangents about romance and tried (and failed) to stand their ground against Twilicorn.

Even if it was shit, it had to be less shit than what it is now.

>>26849521
Nice opinion. Here's your (You).

>>26849200
Have you ever heard the saying "apples and oranges"?

Bcuz she an appul at da kore. It dont matter is she an orange. It cums from da hart

>>26849204
Have you ever heard the saying "you're a faggot"?

probably

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Starlight is best wife

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Who else but Glimmy Glim?

>>26848190
I think you may have had a stroke or something op because that sentence did not come out right

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>>26848220
1 more wrong words and she are dead

>How to link to old threads
https://desustorage.org/mlp/search/text/erotic%20violence/type/op/

>any form of violence that you get off to
That would be spanking for me but there's already a thread
>>26658705

https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26481982/
I will say this OP image is hot
This OP image is hot

lurking...

>Thread died while I was in a movie

Bollocks.

>>26668570
Thanks for the link anon. Hope the thread is to your liking. Look through the old threads if you want to know what we like here.

>>26848181
>What are other peoples thoughts on this episode?
10/10.

>>26848181
They dident help much with tiara the small amount they did with tiara simply made them think back to what they did with troubleshoes
They probably should have just had them get it direct from helping troubleshoes but this works to.

There's not much to go into in the family issues spoilt rich is a massive fucking arsehole and nobody knows what the fuck filthy sees in her.

>>26848181
great episode honestly, it just fell victim to two things
Overuse of music
Only 30 minutes and not an hour to work with

>>26848170
I jack off to all of you mares. Now get back inside and lift your tail for 30 seconds.

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>>26848186
REMOVE BIPEDAL

I told you that while I was PLOWING YOUR MOTHER

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>>26654381
>Mary looks around at the other people in the room, as if she can tell what they have. “I think we got Super Smash Bros here or something. But I don’t know about Mario Kart. Depends on who here actually has the game and also brought it.”

>Whatever, Super Smash bros is close enough.

>Lemon Zest switches on the stereo system and begins to switch through songs.

>She’s still head-banging, which rather confuses you seeing that her headphones aren’t plugged into anything. Are those wireless headphones or something.

>As the volume of the music is turned up, Mary asks around for anyone who has Mario Kart. Why you had to choose that specific game, you can’t really think of a good reason.

>You don’t really gain anything from the game being Mario Kart; as long as you and the others end up getting high and having a good time, you’re pretty much happy.

>At this point, you’re willing to try literally anything.

>Everything you’ve questioned while sitting on the beach had planed an urge for you to open as many doors as possible.

>In other words, no more acting like a paranoid introvert.

>Make yourself comfortable with these people… give them the impression that you’re not as boring as you actually are. If there’s beer here, drink a little… if there’s weed here, smoke a little.

>Your main goal for tonight is to break the ice holding you down from communicating with people.

>And the dream you had last night set a pretty good example of what can really shake you up. You really need to chisel yourself out of your shell already.

>The events within it were undoubtably your worst nightmare at first, but you’ve been questioning why that is as you were sitting on the beach.

>It started out as a small possibility as you had been walking back from the beach. But as you were talking to Mary, you soon realized how much of a Killjoy you were being on this trip.

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>>26654414
HE'S DIVING INTO THE OCEAN WITHOUT SCUBA GEAR

Let's see if it pays off.

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>>26654414
>Mostly sleeping in and staying on the bus when everyone else, having invited you to join them, was going somewhere to have fun. But worst of all, you haven’t allowed yourself to even feel comfortable.

>One of the things you didn’t think about until now is that you can’t even remember the last time you fapped.

>It must have been at least two weeks ago, which would explain how (inconveniently) easy it was for you to get it up yesterday.

>All of this drama has been getting the best of you; even after you escaped it. It’s scarred you.

>And this brand new absence of feelings seems like unhealthy thinking for you.

>Despite a lot of your suspicion turning out to be true, you still haven’t been acting much better than those around you.

>Especially since you ran away from home, causing not only displeasure for your peers, but a world of problems for your parents as well.

>But you want someone else’s input on this, which would definitely be useful now that you’ve had enough time to yourself to be willing to accept that you may be in the wrong in some places.

>As you continue eating your potato chips, you watch everyone else talk and hang out as Mary pulls something out from someone’s backpack and heads towards the TV.

>…

>You’ve just realized that all of the Crystal Prep five are here at the party.

>Judging by how they acted on the bus when there were supervisors around, this is going to be a long night.

>The menu screen for Mario Kart appears on the screen of the TV.

>Right as this happens, you stop thinking to yourself at your own will for the first time and head towards the couch.

>You sit right next to Norman, who’s been hogging what’s left in the last bag of potato ships for the past five minutes. A controller is placed on the armrest to your other side.

>”Here ya go, dude. Paisley still had it from her boyfriend.” Mary sits down on the couch on the other side of Norman.