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Just got done fucking the shit out of my twilight plush. Just don't feel the love anymore. She just lies there with that same fucking stupid grin as I plunge my cock in and out. The passion is all but gone.
/mlp/ any advice to get our relationship back on track?
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>>26847573
>shower sex
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>>26847573
Jin pls
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You know things aren't the same because there's most likely someone else.
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All of them are gone. Even Meghan.
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>>26844844
These are truly the end times.
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>>26844844
press f to pay respects
F
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>>26844844
I still hope that Meghan return after the movie. Haber and Hasbro running it would literally kill me.
McCarthy had balls to make Pinkie and Twi go insane in Party of One and Lesson Zero. She had balls to have a DBZ fight with Tirek. Balls to bring back Discord and ship him with Fluttershy.
Current writers are only capable of reusing old character (Maud and CMC episodes) or to insert more toys. Nothing new will ever happen in S6.
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>"Whats it like to be such an inferior being?"
>A small pony blocks your path.
"Pardon me, you're rather in the way."
>"Oh, excuse me? You two legged freak? I'll have you know that my daddy owns half the town. Oh and nice clothes by the way. Must suck that you're so ugly you have to cover up your entire body like that."
"Not really I mean its easier to stay warm and-"
>"I BET, you're a filthy criminal, my mommy says all apes are criminals, violent brutish criminals who only want to steal and destroy."
"Well that seems to be a broad generalization-"
>"How do you even run with only two legs? Being the slower more inferior being must get on your nerves."
"You know you're kinda acting like a brat."
>"This coming from the mindless ooga booga ape! Come on, get mad! I know Princess Celestia told you that you couldn't hurt any of the ponies, especially me."
"Well she didn't mention specifically you but-"
>"See? They just expect you to be violent apes, come on, beat your chest you monkey. Marvel at our superior magic and technology. Bask in our superiority, and gnash your teeth at what a worthless failure you are!"
"I do on most days anyway."
>Diamond Tiara growls and picks up a rock.
>She throws it at you.
>It hits you hard in the face drawing blood.
>"Aww, did I hurt the whittle apey-wapey? Does apey-wapey wanna cry? I bet you do cause you're just such a weak and pathetic inferior being!"
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>>26844744
DT is forgetting one thing here
It's only a crime if you get caught, otherwise it's just business.
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>>26844744
>Grab blanket hanging from a window and wraps it around her
"D'awww...Who's a cute little bitch? Is it you? Is it you?"
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>>26844744
Tell her about the Belgian Congo, and then ask her to get you some rubber.
Ponies are like little babies, and baby ponies are like the little children of babies. She wouldn't be able to handle that shit, no matter how tough she talks.
Reminder than other than Swan Boat and some minor inserts, Hasbro had no input in forcing Flurry Heart or even creating her.
She exist because current showrunners (Big JIm and Josh Haber) seen it as opportunity for "interesting story" and also to please their employees at Hasbro. Good doggies! Now roll over!
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>>26844519
Wait so they saw swan boat and thought new allicorns
How does one make that connection.
Also the wings man explain the fucking wings
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>>26844549
Theres no explanation. DHX wanted to give Hasbro an idea for toys so they safrificed their worldbuilding and based it around the commercial instead actually trying to make something that makes sense.
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>>26844580
Please explain the in-universe explanation for alicorns that says a baby alicorn can't exist.
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And from this day on.... Princess Skyla was forgotten under the shadow of Flurry.
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>>26843997
I want to have a threesome with Skyla and Flurry.
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>>26844005
This should be a new meme.
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Does anyone remeber this?
https://youtu.be/j9sPBWV2W6g
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I'm not hearing much negativity against Flurry Heart as of late. Has /mlp/ really accepted her already?
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Never
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>>26843881
>thinking /mlp/ will ever accept another collective shilling princess from hasjew
I haven't seen one of these in awhile, ITT: Autistic things you did when you first joined the fandom
>be me
>2013
>find out about grown men watching child cartoons
>lol faggots
>fast forward a couple months to the time I became a brownie
>using words like "somepony" and "everypony"
>everyone soon began autocorrecting to everypony
>actually spend money on ts waifu pillows.
>at this time I was Still living with my parents
I moved out and have since gotten a job, can't look back at it without dying on the inside though. Pic kinda related
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>>26842105
We all do stupid, cringey shit when we're younger. I used to be an RPing faggot, used to get in fights with a lot of people.
(Not saying that I don't do it anymore it just happens a lot less often now that I don't give much of a fuck about myself.)
Used to make a lot of MLP references. Everypony, somepony, etc etc. Used to always try to make myself look like some sort of big shot, too.
I was a total fucking faggot, holy shit.
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I was a flaming faggot.
Now I am merely smoldering.
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>>26842105
I masturbate to ponies.
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1.) Do you have a waifu?
2.) Why did you pick her?
3.) Is she like you?
4.) If not, do you think you would be compatible with your waifu?
5.) Do you think your waifu would want to be around you?
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>>26841859
1. Yes
2. Because
3. No
4. Yes
5. Yes
Ta-da.
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>>26841859
1. Yes.
2. I have so much love to give. And she has a cute laugh. And she adores her subjects.
3. Not really?
4. Yes.
5. Hell yes.Guess my waifu
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>>26841859
1) Guess so
2) Spent some time in her thread, learned to appreciate her and her fans
3) In some ways yes, in some ways no.
4) Define "compatible"
5) Sure
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Can anyone explain why global rule 15 exists?
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>>26841295
Because some people are so goddamn salty that removing rule 15 now will cause the economy to collapse in on itself from lack of resource mining profits.
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Yes because back in the day everyone and their mother spammed ponies all over the place. For a brief while everyone loved ponies, until it got old. Then the perverts and autists were all that were left and everyone began to hate them.
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>>26841295
Because /v/ and /b/ are so autistic they forced the mods to take action because they were overloading the servers.
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WHY IS MY DRUM OF ARTIFICIAL STALLION CUM EMPTY?
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>>26840420
Why did you sick fuck use our mayo can to store it in the first place?
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Has anyone seen my pony onahole around?
I cant find it.
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why is there chocolate milk on the kitchen floor!?
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Post the pone that used to be your waifu until you realized that the two of you had nothing in common.
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>changing waifus
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>>26840289
I've gone through waifus like candy
>Fluttershit
>Dash
>Lightning Dust
>Mayor Mare
>Zecora
>Coco
>Cherry Jubilee
>Golden Corral (Moth)
>Blitz (Planepony)
And finally I've just accepted that I can't waifu a pony until I actually know them, which is impossible, so I just let my dick browse through Derpibooru until it picks the flavor of the night
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ITT: Dead quests/CYOAs
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>>26840025
RiP Foal Quest
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I miss you
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Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Gemima's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/FFVMA7pn
Version: 1.2
Recent updates: New Inventory items.
For new players: Post the nearest three items to your LEFT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
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>>26839808
My anus is prepared, for the entire day is mine.
Let's continue the work that I was doing last night, which I assume I have to post every turn for.
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Came here to check. Be back in 2~ hours.
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>>26839848
>The 2nd Manhorse tried to make armor upgrades out of his armor upgrades, but that didn't really work.
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"I like you Anon, you're a great guy"
"I don't care what everyone says about you."
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>>26839441
"Oh yeah? Well I don't like you, you're an asshole."
>"Why thank you, Anon! That's so nice of you to say! Say... Would you like to come over for dinner?"
"No, fuck you."
>She smiles and squees in delight. "Oh, I can't wait, Anon! Come over by 7, okay?"
"Fuck!"
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>>26839471
I need moar dammit! Where's a good writefag when you need one?
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>>26839441
>"T-thank you. Y-you too"
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>"Anooon! I fell and scraped my knee and it huuuurts"
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>>26839276
"I'll get the peroxide."
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>>26839276
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degenerate_art
I incriminate this OP for an obviously disrespectful portrayal of Celestia, a 3000 year old goddess who ruled countries and battled numerous other gods and evils to protect Equestria.
Ironic art is degenerate.
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>>26839280
Jesus Christ, Anon. No need to kill her outright.