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Your thread sucks

And thus the wait for green begins.

New thread smell

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I feel like I should do things on this thread.
Like, actually write.

>>26806712
A BULLSHIT

>>26804698
I didn't even go to my own prom why would I go to yours?

didn't we already have a thread like this just now?

>>26804698
I'm 21, Dash. Even if I didn't have the beard, I wouldn't pass as an appropriate age to go to your dance

Futaloo get.

>>26777560
Should've waited for >>26777777

>>26777523
>eating yogurt without hooves
I'm sorry what

>>26721240
>It must have been at least ten hours later when you work up.
>You were sitting rather uncomfortably in a chair.
>Still armored and with the book in your hooves.
>You rise from the seat and start to stretch your legs and wings.
>After putting the book back, you left the library.
>You know what you have to do.
>But, first you need to stop by the camp.
>As you fly over to the tents, it looks like the Major had already started to have your men assist in last minute fortifications.
>You heard from some of the soldiers that the Major is overseeing the fortification personally.
>And most of the Old Guard is still in the camp.
>Good.
>You head over to where the pegasi are at.
>They stand to attention as you approach.
“Alright, I need the twelve best fighters among you to come with me.”
>There’s a bit of discussion, but soon twelve pegasi step forward.
“If anything goes wrong, our only option will be to fly away. If I give the order, then retreat.”
>They nod in acknowledgement.
>Now you just need two things.
>After assembling one of them and searching trash bins for the other, you stood on the eastern bridge.
>Before you lay no man’s land.
>On the far end you can see minotaurs resting on barricades.
>As you and your men flew beyond your own fortifications, you heard confused questions from the ponies manning them.
>You landed in no man’s land, and started walking towards the enemy.
>Here goes nothing.

>>26729051
>As you approach, you wave the red flag that you made. For the minotaurs it signifies that you’re not here for open battle.
>They lower their weapons when you near them.
>And clear a path to their leaders command tent.
>You pass through the camp, and the entire way armed enemies tower over you.
>But you do your best not to appear intimidated.
>If things go south, then you’ll have barely a second to fly out of reach before they attack.
>In front of a large and ornate tent you see what looks like their general sitting in front of it.
>As he stands, he looks to be at least a foot taller than any of the others.
>A huge albino bull, clad in heavy steel armor and wielding a large warhammer- the head almost as large as your entire body.
>He begins laughing as you approach.
>”Here with terms of surrender tiny one? I, General White Rage, will accept it.”
>Courage Flurry.
>You spit on the ground beneath his feet, and levitate the bucket you brought over to his tent.
>Then you fling its contents at it, showering the tent with rotting fish.
“On the contrary, like Bronze Star almost two millennia ago, as leader of the opposing army I demand trial by combat to decide the fate of the war.”
>”HAHAHAHAHA!”
>The army around you starts joining in on his laugh.
>”Ha, you think that arcane customs from countless generations ago still apply? I haven’t laughed that much for a long time pony, thank you.”
>This is bad, you think as the crowd continues to laugh.
>”ENOUGH!” You hear a single voice form the crowd yell.
>An elderly looking minotaur comes forward leaning on a cane, is beard almost scraping the ground as he walks.
>He then whacks the general in the head with it.
>The entire crowd is silent at this point.

>>26729059
>”Fool, how dare you dishonor your ancestors! That rite was never overturned, just never put into practice for two thousand years. She has spat on your ground, and assaulted your tent with rotting fish carcasses. It is your duty as war leader to oblige, or else you will face the wrath of the gods in this life and the next.”
>”It can’t possibly still be in our laws. Check.”
>The old one hobbles over to a tent, and retrieves a huge book bound with iron rings.
>He opens it and starts reading.
>”Come here boy.”
>The general approaches and starts looking at what the other is pointing at.
>A look of shock is seen on his face.
>The general falls to his knee.
>”Forgive me sage, I will oblige the rite.”
>He rises and turns to you.
>”Single combat, leader to leader, for the fate of the war.”
>He hefts his enormous hammer over his shoulder.
>You really didn’t think this part through.
>You don’t even have a weapon.
>”Clear a space for an arena!”
>As the minotaurs shuffle to oblige the order, you turn to your men and whisper.
“What do I do?”
>They look visibly nervous at your question.
“Come on ponies, I need help here!”
>”There’s not much we can do in a just a few moments.” One speaks up.
>”Yeah, were do we start?” Another asks the others.
>”Stick ‘em with the pointy end. “ A third says as he offers you a spear.
>You grab it with magic and deadpan back to him.
“You don’t say.”
>You hear the general’s voice boom over to you.
>”This way pony, our space has been cleared.”
>He leads you past a few tents, to where a large circular area is waiting for you.
>It must be a hundred feet in diameter.
>A few weapon racks line the circumference of the arena.
>You take your place in it as the general heads to the other side.
>You really didn’t think this through.

>>26680595
So...is anybody actually joining this thread?

>>26680595
that's a really cute demon horse

This is the fourth thread, not the third.

>>26827287
>No sooner do the words escape your lips do you realize what you've said.
>You've offered a young stranger your home..
>"C-can I?"
>Her raspy voice, soaked in the pitch of desperation.
>Her words so soft and innocent play upon your heartstrings like a skilled harpist.
"Yeah, come on."
>You offer her your hand.
>She reaches up and takes it.
>You note how small it is, and how cold and clammy it feels.
>The feel of it makes you take it and give it a firm grasp, just to try and warm it up.
>Quickly you remove your coat and drape it over her.
>Her stunned expression in near awe at your gesture.
>She looks away saying,
>"T-thanks, it's.. So warm.."
"Come on, let's get you out of the rain, I'm Anon by the way."
>"I'm Scootaloo, nice to meet you."
>She walks holding your hand.
>She can't be older than 14..
>What the hell are you doing?
>You have so many questions for her, and yet, you'll save them till after you get her home.
>It's not like you have anything to gain here..
>It just.. Seems like the right thing to do.

>>26827295
>You wrestle slightly with the keys as you find the right one.
>Sinking it into the keyhole you unlock your front door.
>A weary Scootaloo slowly walks in and looks around like a small child in a museum.
>"N-nice place."
"Nah, I just keep it clean."
>You say flicking on the light.
>Suddenly you hear her stomach grumble loudly.
>She turns away flipping up her hood and hiding her face.
>You try not to laugh.
>"Do you uh, want some food?"
>The embarrassment in her voice as she says,
>"Yes please.."
>You hurry into the kitchen flipping on the light as you yank a frozen pizza from the fridge.
>Not the finest cuisine, but you can't help but feel that the urgency calls for it.
>You pull it out ripping open the box and yanking off the plastic.
>Before throwing it into the oven you sprinkle it with cheese and bits of leftover sausage from the fridge.
>Scootaloo is sitting on your couch.
>She has the coat pulled over her shivering like an addict.
>Her entire body is soaked from the rain.
"Hang tight, I'll uh.."
>You run into the bathroom grabbing some towels.
>You walk in front of her.
"I don't have one of those space heaters, but hopefully.."
>You hand her one of the towels.
>She tries to dry herself off.
>It'll probably take some time..
>You can imagine she doesn't have any extra clothes.
>Probably ran from an abusive home.
"Are you, enrolled in school here?"

>>26827306
>"I.. I skipped town, left where I was at.. Please, don't call the police.."
"Where are your parents, or family?"
>"Please.. I don't have any, I've never known who my family was. I was just staying with some people and.."
>Her hand reaches to her black eye, which upon touching it she winces in pain.
"I-i.. Understand, I'll go get some ice."
>You grab an icepack from the fridge returning and handing it to her.
>Her stomach growls again.
"So uh.. Do you have anywhere you can go or.."
>She doesn't respond as she's wrapped in the towel with a doleful expression, holding the icepack to her eye.
>"I-i can be gone by morning, if that's what you want.."
"I just wanted to know if you had anyone else you could go to-"
>"I don't ok!?"
"Easy, look, I.. You don't.."
>Her eye looks to you with some curiosity.
>You sigh grimacing a bit,
"I'll let you stay, but.. As soon as your eye heals, I'm going to enroll you in school around here ok? What grade are you in?"
>"7th. A-are you really letting me-"
"I don't have time to look after you full time, but.."
>You sigh again..
"I guess for now it's ok."
>She jumps up and wraps her arms around you.
"Hey-"
>She looks at you with tear filled eyes as her little hands grip you.
>You embrace her.
>Her face now buried in your shoulder.
>Suddenly beeps from the oven.
"Ah, the pizza!"
>Scootaloo laughs letting go as she wipes a tear from her eye.
>You don't know if you've made the right choice..
>But you do know, you've made the life of a sad little girl so much happier.
>And that itself, is more than enough to risk whatever storm comes your way.

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>>26822622

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>>26822634

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>phone

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>>26821165

>>26801934
Link's not working OP

Calling it, she fucks up the Crystal Heart somehow.

Did you know that Starlight Glimmer is based on Anita Sarkeesian?

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My local TRU finally got some EQG Minis in. The singles were all there, as well as Sleepover Twilight and Fluttershy, but none of the scene sets were out yet.

Pinkie's Bedroom doesn't count as a scene set, does it?

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Bought this yesterday. Waiting for it to ship.
>choose all images with boats

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>>26798035
I knew they were cheap, but man, I didn't realize just how cheap they were until I saw that local SRP.

That's about a dollar more than the LEGO Minifigures cost around here.

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>>26791467

>>26791467
Kill yourself.
Undermeme already has a thread.

>>26791467
Fuck off dumblrtale

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>>26790683

Now just let's wait for the wave of complains about to come.

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>>26790692
I apologize in advance for any kind of wonklyness in the images by the way.
Only so much I can do with a shitty scanner/printer.

Would you flirt with adult satyrs?
Let's say you meet a satyr of your choice at a bar. What would you do?

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>>26788977
Sounds good. Murdering Mainly Mules, that is.

>>26789064
Probably stare at them from across the room, not bother going over because they're out of my league (we don't tend to create fatties or ugly ones), then go home and masturbate to the thought of them.