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>>27401637
How is this safe for work?
Do you even have a job?
Also, are you or are you not a retard?

>>27401637
What an awkward looking kiss. Has the artist ever seriously kissed someone? You don't try to fucking EAT their face like that

>>27401637
>non-nsfw
Sorry, all my lewds are non-non-nsfw.

>>27401500
K

>>27401500
i can get hard to "top tier" 3dpd porn videos, but i can't cum unless i start thinking about me and my waifu doing whatever is in the video

but to answer your question: yes, it's normal. ponies are much sexier than any 3dpd could ever hope to be

>>27401500
Same. Well, at least we won't breed and that can only be a positive thing.

>>27401337
This reminds me of that 10ish minute NB space song that SGaP made. Wish they'd come back.

>>27402754
Talking about this compilation, right?

https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpC0E9FKfdeGKfCVXH-ync1wXuGYRsRPw

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>>27401337
Is this supposed to be a G1 thread?

>>27401042
No because my favorite pony never gets episodes while shit ponies like Starlight and Rainbow Cunt get loads

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>>27401042
Sometimes it's the only thing that makes me happy...and it hurts anon...It hurts...

>>27401065
Why is that, Anon? Are you using the show to escape your problems in the real world?

>>27400884
Fart on their faces

>>27400884
Close the door and do nothing, in today's world any action I take would get me labelled as a pedophile and arrested

>>27400884
Put her in the box.
It's marked trash for a reason.

Well, if one inserts an object into a living heart, that tends to hemorrhage whichever ventricle the object was inserted into, or at least to impair function. Considering her heart was beating at the time, she likely wished it to continue function.

memes

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>>27400684
>That chin
Haha Cadence is a fatty!

>>27400477
She saw Flash Sentry

>>27400479
/thread

>>27400479
Like she did in Three's A Crowd, right? Oh...

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>>27400282
Here you go.
Muh old edgy Anon green.

>You are Anon.
>Princesses send you after the main four evil beings of this candyland.
>Discord, Chrysalis, Nightmare Moon and Sombra.
>Currently you're waiting for them to stop laughing.
>"...she sent Anon to stop us?! Ha, ha, ha, ha!"
>Man, look at them go.
>Fucking third-rate villain wannabes.
>Those arrogant dick waffles doesn't take you seriously.
>They think Celestia went full retard, sending only you after them all.
>They think you're some small fry, they're going to gang rape, or some shit without any problems.
>Two words bitches!
>Big.
>Fucking.
>Mistake.
>Actually, those were three words.
>Tfw you can count to potato.
>Good you don't need to relate on your "incredible" math powers to kick their asses...
>So far they didn't even notice you were frowning behind them.
>They were still giggling like a bunch of fucking retarded school girls.
>Alright, time to close Autism high school for good!
>You cleared your throat politely, to draw their attention.
"Harumph."
>No effect.
>You tried doing it louder.
"Harrummph!"
>Still nothing.
>Oh sweet Gabe Newell on a diet, you're going to wreck thier shit today!
>You swear on your mum!
"FUCKING HARRUMMPH!"
>Finally, that got their attention.
>One by one, eyes turned in your direction.
>Discord is the first one to react to your sudden appearance.
>"Oh my, look who's here! Our nemesis in the flesh! What're we gonna do now!"
>He put his paws and claws on his ugly goat mug and pretends he's terrified.
>That elicits a chuckle from everyone else.
>Even from you, though your reasons for it are different.
"Laugh till you can. With your balls in your mouth, you'll find this feat to be rather difficult."
>Badass talk, fuck yeah!
>"How DARE you to speak to your beters in that manner PESANT!"

1/?

>>27401388
>Good old Moonie was in front of her "friends", looking at you with superiority.
"Oh, I'm going to do much more, than just talk with you. However, I promised Celestia to give you a chance to surrender peacefully. So, how about this Nightmare horse, everyone?"
>Before Nightmare could attack your ears, with more royal canterlot voice, she was silenced by others maniacal laughter.
>Chrysalis was almost crying.
>"That old hag must've really lost her mind! Doesn't she remember that each and every one of us, is at least as powerful as her?! Tell me, oh great Anonymous, are you even capable of beating those two royal fat flanks, who have sent you here?"
>Your smile didn't waver.
"Firstly, judging from all this laughing, I'm guessing that you decline my generous offer. Good."
>You slowly start to take off your Three Wolf Moon shirt.
>You don't want it to get dirty, it's your favourite.
>They are still snickering, except Nightmare Moon, who is visibly growing more and more angry at you.
"Secondly, yeah I'm more than capable of beating Celestia and Luna in a fair fight, with one hand tied behind my back."
>They stopped laughing and are looking at you with thier eyebrows arched.
>Silence, at last.
"You see, here in this magical horsie candyland, I'm practically a fucking Mary Sue, being totally immune to magic and shit."
>You throw your shirt behind you and flex your muscles with the force of a thousand steroid needles.
"See those babiesfucktards? I'm no marshmallow little pony. In my world I had problems to get through the airport, because of those guns. I'm what they call, a fucking muscle wizard."
>"Cryssstals?"
"Good question. Of course I know how to cast spells and shit."
>You squint your eyes at now visibly disturbed Nightmare Moon.
>She is so close to you, you can smell her breath.
>Splendid.
"AND I CAST FIST!"
>In a blink of an eye you feed her your special knuckle sandwich.
>Suddenly, slow-motion!
2/?

>>27401391
>You see Nightmare falling on the ground in mid air.
>There's a mix of blood, teeth, snot and saliva pouring out generously from her muzzle.
>A nice crater formed in the side of it, were your first landed.
>Now her snout was visibly pointing in the wrong direction.
>You think you probably broke something important there.
>Oh_you.meme
>You saw her pupils rolled up, telling you she lost her consciousness.
>Who's a small fry now, biatch?!
>Finally, she landed with a loud thud.
>Her armored head buried itself in the ground.
>Small cracks decorated the place where she was lying.
>Time came back to its normal course.
>Faget.
>You felt your Anon-Sense tingling almost immediately.
>Chrysy was jumping at you with her sharp horn up front.
>Guess she wants to make some extra special shish kebab with your name on it.
>Nu-uh, not on your watch.
>You hold the L and R buttons, to crouch.
>She found herself fying over you.
>When her bug underbelly was scratching the top of your head, you released those buttons.
"SHORYUKEN!"
>Another powerful spell in your stock.
>Surrounded by her weird chitin skin, your hand dug itself deeply into her insides.
>Lewd.
>Before she was launched in the air, she managed to screech right into your ear, almost deafening you at the spot.
>Good you didn't hit her colon equivalent, or something on the way to her spine, because she would probably also pushed something more from herself, besides that awful shriek.
>Luckily, before your ears stopped working, she became a new natural satellite of this world.
>Now when some-ugh-pony will be naughty, Celestia will have two choices where to send him, or her.
>Though, you must admit Chrysalis will be rather extreme "resocialization resort".
>No worries, back to the matter at hand.
>Litteraly.
>That fucking crystal junkie was trying to bite your beautiful fingers off!
>A wild knee appears!
>You had no choice than to clonk him on the head with your knee.
>In V.A.T.S. you chose his left eye.

3/?

>>27400113
You're still there.

>>27400113
trenderhoof left while she was asleep

>>27400113
Because the sun is coming up and she has a wicked hangover.

>>27399766
She's fucking hot, but the outfit is crap

>>27399766
That skirt is really, really, really short. Seeing her behaving so vulgarly is seriously disheartening.

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>NO HOOVES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

her sex dungeon

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>>27399756
Zoo

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Science museum

Shit! you finished it a minute and 5 seconds faster than me!

Alright guys I got 4:24 seconds now

>>27399589
>>27399712
>>27399761
I take that's counting the time you take to masturbate to it too.

>>27399345
Nyx Returns Part 2

>>27399345
Everything past Season 2.

>>27399345
None of them.

>>27399265
Nowadays? Yeah.

>>27399265
What the fuck kind of question is that? Are you retarded? Delete this.

depends of the writer

>>27398435
The comics.
Magical Mystery Cure.

>>27398435
There's not hate. Just disappointment.

>>27398435
Is there anything more that DISERVES the hate it gets?