I summon thee to finish this god damn story you wrote yesterday. The thread died, we were the only two posters, I screen capped everything and I need to know how this ends.
>>27405479
Nigga he already finished this shit like a few hours ago. The thread should still be up.
>>27405558
Fuckin gone man. God damnit.
>>27405558
You's a liar, since I'm the writefag. Let's do this.
>The pair of Alicorns set off into the woods, their pace a bit slower than average due to the thick foliage.
>The silence is somewhat tense, but eventually Twilight summons the courage to speak.
>"So, Princess...when was the last time you actually took a day off?"
>Celesta stares ahead, taking a deep breath.
>"When I banished Luna to the moon."
>Twilight blinks for a moment, awed by the statement.
>1000 years with no break, and the only reminder of the last time was the saddest day of her life.
>"Oh."
>They continue for some time, eventually reaching the little clearing where Zecora's hut sits alone.
>A few quick knocks on the door cause it to swing open, but there are no occupants.
>"Huh, that's odd. She's usually here this time of day."
>Twilight steps inside, looking in the back room before heading back outside, where Celestia is observing the ground.
>"Twilight, take a look at this."
>The smaller pony looks at the same spot as the Princess, seeing a dual set of hoofprints.
>"Is there anywhere she might have gone?"
>Twilight thinks for a moment, pressing a hoof to her chin.
>"Well, these hoofprints seem to head to the bog. I guess she might be gathering ingredients there."
>Celestia sighs, following the prints.
>"Let's get moving, then. I imagine there'll be no shortage of interesting things in the bog."
>Twilight couldn't make out the strange tone in her teacher's voice, but it was something that she'd never heard from Celestia before.
>Then it hit her.
>It was sarcasm, a biting sarcastic tone.
How many of you found out about MLP without discovering the phenomenon? When I found out about ponies, it was through YouTube and I had no idea what was it about, I just grew interested the more I watched clips from KyrospawnI wonder what happened to himand YTPMVs then grew more and more interested in it. Lucky for me, S1 was on a Hiatus, I had time to catch up and see how the show was. When S2 arrived, I slowly got into the fandom and watched it grow from there to how it currently is now.
I started watching it in 2023, two years after the last season. I never heard of it before, and I'm honestly surprised, I think it's great even if it isn't in XHD. Too bad most YouTube channels have been taken down after the DMNPP approval, so I can't see any of the old fan videos, but at least I managed to get a copy of neoderpibooru3 from Hoolishare and the porn is awesome.
I wish I could've been born some years earlier.
>>27404892
I started watching mlp in Sep 2015. But I was clopping as long as clopping was a thing. Didn't even know the characters names; just googled "mlp r34" for that sweet pony poon. What really got me interested in mlps lore was banned from equestria daily, in fact that's how I learned the names of the characters. I have since watched mlp religiously.
>>27404892
Kyrospawn's been off the ride going on 3 years now, faggot.
Fuck off and die.
So, I'm the anon from the thread with the MLP themed drink with the sticker. What is the best place to put the sticker?
on your dick
>>27404770
This.
It's not like someone would notice it anytime soon.
>>27404770
One time, i put a tattoo sticker on my dick. Am I weird?
In what ever future year we have Pocket Ponies™. Little A.I. versions of MLP:FIM characters that are nice little buddies to keep you company while each individual one serves a specific purpose. Example, a Twilight Sparkle would help you with studying and keeping organized, or A Rainbow Dash would help you be more active and exercise.
So, what Pocket Pony™ do you buy and what do they help you do?
>>27404700
I buy Pocket Rarity. She spouts several catchphrases such as 'beautiful dresses!' and 'Sequins! It needs more Sequins, Darling!' as well as pointless motivational things at strange times, completely unrelated to my current tasks. She has a daily regimen that her AI follows, but it is clear that is no deeper than a Bethesda radiant quest; it consists of completely basic things such as wandering near my SmartSink(TM) for a 'bath' before wandering to my SmartToaster(TM) for a non-existent breakfast. After spending roughly 5 seconds at each SmartStation(TM) she will emit a 'Wahaha!' before speaking another catchphrase, which are only sometimes related to the task. She has the ability to understand very basic questions such as "What time is it, Rarity" or "What's the weather like, today?"
Extra phrases and recognized queries can be downloaded for a small fee, hundreds to choose from!
>mfw bitter cynicism completely destroyed a cool concept in my head
Maybe the Celestia model could help with that.
>>27404700
Applejack so she could help my lazy ass find a job
>>27404700
Pocket Fluttershy so she can...
She can... help me with....? Uh...
Is he the most important character to the fans now?
What's going to happen if GoH turns out to be a huge success?
>>27404692
I doubt he play a major role in either GoH or the movie. He will always be just a sidekick of Twilight.
>>27404692
He was bland and boring in that episode.
>>27404708
He is the star character of GoH and as sidekick to Twilight he tends to do more in adventure plots than nearly anyone else.
When will this happen bros?
>>27404501
Why is Applejack always so angry and mean? What the hell is wrong with her?
>>27404537
Because Celestia is taxing the shit out of her farm
>>27404537
>"Ah don't trust outsahders."
>>27404305
underrated
>>27404511
Underrated dubs
>>27404305
Great now I want to commit suicide.
It's Thursday clip time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5g-cqmK8HA
>>27404287
WUH OH
HIJINX AND HILARITY ENSUE ON THIS WEEKS EPISODE OF DERP DERP DE DE DER DERP DE DOO!Starring Rob Schneider
>>27404329
Don't you meanhilRARITY?
Time to cross that bingo, Atticon
What are your feelings on him nowadays?
l i t e r a l l y
w h o
never gave a fuck about him and only learned who he was after the drama with his edgy persona
still cannot find a single fuck to give
>>27403853
The dude that popularized Youtube videos about how each new episode is the worst thing to happen to mankind in the history of forever
Upcoming ep titles I got through my company.
09. The Fault in Our Cutie Marks
10. Saddle Row & Rec
11. Applejack's "Day" Off
12. Flutter Brutter
13. Spice Up Your Life
14. Stranger Than Fan Fiction
15. The Cart Before the Ponies
16. 28 Pranks Later
17. The Times Are a Changeling
18. Dungeons and Discords
We know ep 9 has moved to a later air slot, but this is the order how we got them 3 months ago.
We never got ep 19 to 26 titles.
OMG I BELIEVE THIS IS REAL!!!!!!!!!1111111
Wow, the Changeling episode must not involve Chrysalis if its just randomly placed mid season.
Kill yourself
>MY LITTLE PONY
>MY LITTLE PONY
I love all in mlp, except the this fucking chorus
This intro is way too fucking gay, and I suck dicks.
I sing along with it.
I also have the extended version on my playlist.
>>27403661
This 2bh
Hello /mlp/. I am anonymous, just like the rest of you. And I have come to discuss something I believe is of great importance...what exactly are we doing here? What started out as a fandom filled with love, acceptance, and friendship, has turned into a cancerous mass of memes, porn, and insults. 4chan is where the fandom started, yet it is also where most of these things apply. From the, "I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash", to the porn of creators or the show, this fandom has gone way too far...while the creators might not say anything, I can imagine how disappointing in us they are. It's a cartoon guys. Why can't you take it as one? Think of the writers for once, who put time and love into making a wonderful show, just for it to get turned into trash by us. Think of the voice actors, who people call whores, or make porn of their ponysona's, or worse of themselves. Think of Lauren Faust, who made Friendship is Magic in the first place. She may not be here now, but she still is an important part of us. And mostly...think of Bonnie...the one who made MLP in the first place...please...take all this to heart. Cause it's still possible to make this fandom great again.
>>27403333
>wasted quads
>You got remember it !
>>27403306
Thanks!
I cringe every time someone riding a pony in fanfiction.Not in sexual way goddamit
>>27403314
I don't.
>you will never take a prettily dressed pone to the grand galloping gala as a friend
>you will never comment on how beautiful she looks in her gala dress, making her blush profusely
>you will never lock eyes during the slow dance and pull her to the dance floor, hoof in hand.
>you will never gently and elegantly dance in the ballroom, a sweet mare in your arms, as your worries melt away
>you will never realize that you've loved each other since you can remember
>you will never stare into her glistening eyes as you confess just how much you care for her
>you will never hear her confess the very same
>you will never tear off her dress when you finally arrive home that night, eager to please your cute little pony who's given herself to you completely.
Life is cruel, friends.
>>27403072
>>27403072
>>27403072
Thanks, OP, It's not like i was having a good day until now or anything
Do any of you guys watch MLP Analysts/The Rift Cafe? Who is your favorite/least favorite reviewer?Bonus: Who's OC is your favorite
>>27401819
>white and purple unicorn in the back is the only decent design out of 40ish OCs
>rest are either shit colored or too snowflakey
why do people suck so much at colors? its not that difficult.
>>27401819
I do not to any of these.
>>27401827
I kinda like the orange one next to Dr. Furry