Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

AND SO IT BEGINS!

HAHA
TIME FOR AUTISM

Cheerilee's about to beat Bic Mac b/c he isn't wearing the dong ring she gave him

>>27606758
no please
not again
it's been three fucking threads already

>inb4 fetish acceptance and apologetics in a non-fetish thread

>>27606786
you too

>>27606774
ah the joys of summer, dont worry friend you have many more threads like the last one to look forward to, its not going to end any time soon

No dong ring? WHAT IS THIS?!?

You know what this thread doesn't have enough of?

Cars. Let's get some green in here exclusively about driving cars, racing cars, and repairing cars..... but with the mares interested in cars instead of the stallions. That's pretty fucking RGRE to me.

>>27606801
we scat now

Reminder that no description is a retard filter.

>>27606792
we don't get more shitposters

we get worse shitposters to replace the old ones

Summer isn't actually all that bad in terms of newfags. It's the oldfags who use it as an excuse to troll that piss me off.

>>27606786
The fetish fucks aren't welcome, the writefag is trying are RGRE war story and you fuckers are bitching about it.>>27606812
Already had that, I think LaP did it.
>>27606821
I like to think they level up.

>>27606748
You made a poor decision when you made this new thread Shukaku20.

>>27606821
The aggregate level of shit per posts and shitposts increases, increasing the shit level of the thread exponentially.

You are correct, though, that the number of posters remains the same. Lots of people drop 4chins in summer because of summerfaggotry.

Also, its summer and some people get into that.

>>27606815
No your thread died, and deserved to die. Go to trash.
>>27606831
how the scat fans not fucking off is enough to get to you? Such a stallion.

>>27606761

How could you tell without a magnifying glass to view that tiny 8k image? OP is a wanker.

Summer is always bad, but is it just me or is this summer looking especially bad?

>>27606839
So what you're saying is that we aren't getting more shitposters, per se, but the number of non-shitposters drops, making the shitposters much more visible.

>>27606885
It's like sterilizing an area. 99.99% of the germs are dead, but the ones that aren't now have more room and less competition to flourish. We don't have MORE shitposters; we have super-shitposters.

>>27606898
fascinating. I always like discovery channel.

>>27606898
Heretofore they shall not be called summer posters, they shall be MRSA-posters.

>>27606843
A stallion?! I'll have you know my papa was a PROUD stallionist and he taught me never to take lip from some uppity mare! Stop post-raping me, shitlady!

>>27606911
>literal infection

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>"Anon, you lost your virginity to *TWILIGHT*?! Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah!!! That pony wouldn't know how to handle a cock even if she spent a month reading the Ponysutra first. Why don't we slip into the bedroom and I'll show you what a real mare can do?"

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>>27606915
a stallion acting like they were raped by a troll through the internet.

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>>27606929
> "Ah don't want to stick my nose where it don't belong, but Ah hear Rainbow went off half-cocked again. That girl needs to learn how to handle a stallion, you gotta be patient, an' attentive...Anon, Ah want to make it up to you, on her behalf."

>>27606929
Sorry Rainbow I want to keep Twilight, you can go cuk someone else.

>>27606931
It's real! Shut up! I have PTSD (Pony Troll Stress Disorder) and it's real!

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>>27606941
> "Oh my, you are looking quite ragged, Anon, no offense. I hope you don't base your opinion of mares on the actions of those two ruffians. I assure you, most mares are very gentle in these matters. Why don't you rest on my divan, and we'll see if I can't make you forget all about those two."

>>27606941
Second verse same as the first>>27606943
but for you.

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>>27606952
> "Oh hi there Anon, I wasn't following you at all. Well, maybe just a teensy tiny bit, but that's because I have a question. Or a request. You don't have to answer at all, if you don't want to... "
> "It's just, I don't feel comfortable with stallions, so I don't have a lot of experience with...ponies. If it's not too much trouble, you could you show me what the others did with you? O-or we could do things you want to do..."

>>27606952
unf

>>27606929
>>27606941
>You regard the two mares in front of you nervously.
>How did they know?
>You JUST got out of Twi's bedroom after enjoying a post-sex nap.
>Where they there?
>Looking in through the window?
>You begin to sweat.

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>>27606962
> "Hey there, Nonny! Watcha been doing'? "

> "Really? I can help too! We can have a real fun party in my patootie!"

> "A bath? Oh, I like it! I don't think I've had a party like that in a bath, but it sounds so fun!"

> "Of course I understand what you're saying, you're a bicycle, and it's my turn!"

> "You say the funniest things, anon. Come on, let's get that bath for you!"

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>>27606941
>Daaarling, please~ No offense to Applejack, but a farm mare can simply not hold a candle to a lady's finesse and gentle touch. Now why don't you come with me to the boutique and I can show you how a true gentlemare pleases her stallion.

>>27606962
If you want you cn join me and Twily, I will help you personally as well as Twilight. heart of a teacher and all that.

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>>27606976
> "Oh, welcome back Anon, how was your day?"

> "Oh, those girls. As it happens, I've been reading some books Princess Celestia lent me, and I have some more things I want to try out. Maybe after you recover a bit, you can show me what you have learned as well. You know, she said I don't have to do it anymore, but once we're done, I'd like to write a friendship report together, for old times' sake."

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>>27606990
> Months later
> "Congratulations, Anonymous, we're very proud of you and Twilight. We have always enjoyed your little relationship reports the two of you write, and we hope for many to come. I don't know if Twilight talked to you about this, but there is a certain tradition that has fallen into disuse. We wouldn't act on it, but you know how Twilight is about rules. Ah, we seem to be holding up the line, we'll get out of the way then. See you tonight."

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>Anonymous losing his virginity
>Ever

>>27607009
I would guard it with my life in Equestria.

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>>27607034
That's oddly sweet.
Lyra, get off the computer.

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>>27607054
>not defending your husbando's purity

>Cadence fires off a Compatibility Spell for shits and giggles.
>Is shocked to find Anon, the mareliest male around, a 98% match with herself.
>Marriage crisis ensues.
>Anon is oblivious, choosing to get drunk every night around Canterlot with Bro-Luna and vomiting on Celestia's throne.

>>27607304
>Not anon being 98% compatible with shining
>Or flurryheart
>Or Everyone, because he's such a sockslut

>>27607560
>Time to see if you and Shining are still 110% compatible
>WHOOPS you missed you and hit Anon instead.
>WHOOPS you missed Shining and hit Flurry Heart instead.
>....
>98%?
>Your daughter is not a monkeyfucker.

>Roleplaying.

>>27607611
ok

>>27607611
Still an improvement over the last three threads

>>27607700
At least until the literal shitposter comes back.

>>27607733
How much do you wanna bet he cross posts his fetish story in this thread purely out of spite?

>>27607769
War is a fetish?

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>>27606829
I liked the car story of the anon with a 4 speed shitbox. Pretty sure it wasnt LaP.

Where is the OccupyEquestria story. Im enjoying all this shit flinging.
>muh fetish

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>>27607005
Thanks for trying to boost us, Anon, but I don't think it's going to do very much.

>>27607849
He said in the last thread he's still writing and posting fetish stories.

>>27608055
Kinda blows the redemption angle out of the water if that's true.

>>27608074
Shitfags don't get redeemed except through death.

that last two threads are going amazingly quick

are we back to life?

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>This was it.
>All the planning, scheming, and sweet words uttered.
>Everything finally came together like a well orchestrated ballad.
>Anonymous the human, lay before you powerless.
>Each of his limbs secured to the corner posts of the bed, doubly so for those “hands” of his.
>Now was the time for you revenge, no not revenge, vengeance on this hoof-holding monstrosity.
“Any last words before I begin your punishment you vile cretin?”

>You kind of figured Nightmare would be into some kinky stuff, but this? ho-boy.
>After the whole running away like a loon thing you thought she’d never give you another chance.
>So of course you were surprised when she insisted on another date, one where she tried getting you drunk.
>Too bad pony liquor is only about 0.1%, so that didn’t work out too well for her bit-purse.
>Your tolerance almost ruined the night for the both of you.
>But being the suave horsefucker that you are, you got her back to your place without her freaking out.
>Instead she got freaky.
>Tying you down to your own bed with some rope.
>Nice rope too by the looks of it, you should probably get some for your camping trip next month.
>But you digress, back to the moment with a really hot pony who wanted to do some unchristian things with you.
>But were you ready for this?
>Heck if this is what she enjoyed you’d give it a shot.
>“Any last words before I begin your punishment you vile cretin?”
>She was definitely into dirty talk as well.
“What’s the safety word?”
>This was going to be a wild night.

>Running for your life yet again!
>That ape was the foulest creature ever to breathe the sweet air of Equestria.
>You were trying to torture him.
>TORTURE HIM!!!
>And he got turned on by it, when you felt him rise because of what you were doing you nearly hit the ceiling.
>All your planning did not account for this eventuality.
>That dirty ape, he probably knew what you were up too all along.
>Well you would show him.

>>27608340
This is awesome.

I like the idea of phallic objects being reversed in RGRE-land. Ever hear that argument for "pimp vs slut"; something to the effect that a key that can unlock all locks is a master key, and a lock that can be unlocked by any key is a terrible lock?

>The Mare Ego subconsciously works its way into the minds of sculptors and designers
>Locks are shafts that are enveloped by an unlocking device in order to unlock

>"Anon, are you really that surprised that everypony here thinks you're loose? Look, think of it like this: A key-cavity that can unlock any lock-shaft is a master key, but a lock-shaft that can be unlocked by any key-cavity is a shitty lock."

>>27608458
>Anon takes a sip of his drink-bowl looks thoughtfully at his house - which was underground and open-roofed.
"Ponyland is bullshit."

>>27608467
Wait, shit, I meant this in an "towers are phallic" thing, not a "reversed genders means reversed EVERYTHING" way. I was just trying to make things look more like vaginas.

>>27608458
>Anon stares at the whole "lock shaft"
>It looks just like a shitty doorknob to you.
>It does make sense though for ponies to use... What did she call it a "key cavity" or something since hooves.
>Out of pure curiosity you reach out and grip the thing and turn.
>It opens without much fuss.
"Huh well that doesn't look secure to me at all to be honest."
>The mares mouth is dropped from disbelief
>These horses need to get some better locks in your opinion.

>>27608055
>>27608074
The hell is your problem with him writing shit stories outside of the general?
I'm not particularly fond of scat, but it really doesn't concern me, or you.
That doesn't mean this general accepts scat.
It doesn't mean we welcome scat-related green.

Quit being so anal

>>27608512
He's obviously trying to pander to us now. The gilda shit story is gone, as are the gay shit stories.

>>27608512
I think the argument presented last time was that since every story he'd written up until now involved scat (allegedly; I'm just going by what the anon who made this argument said), it wouldn't be a stretch to believe that he would be inclined to include scat in his newest story.

Not saying I agree - I'm just telling you what the argument was.

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Go to bed everyone

>>27608573
I second horsemom. Go to bed everyone. I'll read you that story you like!

....not that one. or that one. The other one. The one where you go the fuck to sleep.

>>27608308
No, just flooded with garbage.

>>27608573
You tried that before. But when I woke up, all I found was a shitty thread with very little green.
I'm going to need a lot more incentive than that.

>>27608628
There's a wonderland of green when you close your eyes, Anon. Now go to bed

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>>27608340
More
>>27608573
That is a nice bed something something joke about cow tits as pillows

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>>27608573
Only if you promise to help me at the squat rack tomorrow dad. I want to break 300 but I need someone to keep me stable.

>>27608573
>going to bed at 9:40 at a nightshift job

not thanks id rather not get fired tonight for not showing up

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>>27608675
Stop using that pic. It's not even full cow, ya pleb.

>>27608573
need more green...why is everyone shit posting so much ?

>>27608756
Its what I got so I'll use it.
Go have unusual, uncomfortable, but nonetheless satisfying sex with a fire ant hill

>>27608340
You are doing God's work anon, posting quality green despite the sea of shitposts surrounding you.

>>27608974
This is the horseLord testing us, Anon. If we can make our way through the Valley of Shitposts, we'll be rewarded with fields of unending Green.

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>>27608675

>>27606502
>>jonnybgoode
Keep going.
Just ignore the guys telling you to stop based on some other thing you wrote for another thread.
What matters is what you're posting here and now.
The pony/soldier interactions are cute
>>27608554
Also remember that nuking your pastebin is a terrible terrible sin.

>>27608503
>>27608458
>>27608340
Kek.

>>27607304
>Anon always is the highest result for matchmaker spells, no matter who he's being matched with.

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>>27608340
>You had gone about it all wrong, your folly clear as the night sky.
>It was a foolish notion that a creature like him would be defeated by any simple means.
>This was a mistake you were not going to make again.
>For now you were only going to observe, yes observe, and figure the apes weakness.
>Then once you had it, you would wait and strike when his guard was down.
>Soon you would stand victorious, and none of the ponies in this land would ever have to deal with him again.
>But to pull of this mission you were going to need assistance.

>It’s always something.
>When you woke up this morning you were dead set on pancakes.
>But to your dismay you found that you were out of eggs and milk.
>And all your pans were gone.
>And the stove.
>Only a blank space where it had previously stood.
>It had to be those damn neighbor kids again, always screwing around.
>Fortunately for you there was always the diner down the street with the most delicious blueberry and chocolate chip pancakes.

>”So why did we take his stovetop?”
“Quiet Luna, we must observe him. Find the crack in his resolve, colts are simple creatures.
>With a simple spell you brought the binoculars up and focused on the menace as he left his home.
“When faced with an obstacle they go and seek someone else to solve their problems.”
>Colts always wanted things the easy way, never having to work for their own betterment or improving their lot in life.
>This alone was going to be Anonymous’ undoing.
>”So why did we take his pans then?”
>This mare needs to think outside the box, no wonder you took over her mind so easily back then.
“Hush we must be vigilant, if you did as much observing as you did questioning we would have already know his weakness.”
>”I’m pretty sure this is stalking.”
>Stalking? Like a stalk of celery, why would Luna bring up vegetables at a time like this.
“Just keep watching him.”

>>27609210
>>Keep going.
Durnk I love you bb, but stop being wrong.

I've wanted to write for this thread but there's just too much shitposting going on. Sorry gents I have to pull out

>>27609298
Okay, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

>>27609313
>lol k by by potential contributor gtfo
Oh god, they're back.

>>27609210
Thanks Durnk, but I'll continue when the /b/tards go home.

>>27609298
Sorry to see you go friendo. Come back in a few weeks if you're still interested.

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>>27609257
Keep going.

>>27609338
Writefag for the thread, here. Same deal.

>>27609338
Dude relax. I've been writing for dozens of threads and the one thing I've learned is that there will be people who hate your content. They will be the most vocal of the crowd becuase they can, most others simply lurk and wait for the next green.

It sucks sometimes but that's the way it is. You will never improve if you simply stop.

>>27609412
I'm not stopping. I just think I'll take a break after three threads of almost unbroken shitposting.

>>27609412
The loud and rude posters have been much more vocal in the last 4-ish weeks. On top of that, a lot of on-topic posters have left b/c they believe that summer attracts autists. Whether or not that's true, we now have a higher ratio of shitposters to non-shitposters.

>>27609412
>>27609446

Part of this is also the wave of (You) that accompanies the shit posting when anything other than hate is posted.

>>27609453
30+ unique posters on a thread with 90+ posts
not too much (You) there so far
that said, the shitposting was never this bad before
I almost miss the /pol/ posts, at least those were more interesting to read

but we probably are way too harsh with all the shit we fling at some of the new writefags that have shown up

is it any surprise when they hate the thread and probably contribute to the shitposting?

>>27609350
I will tomorrow, Nightmare Moon will have her revenge!! and if taking a colts stove isn't enough to then she'll resort to more drastic measures.

>>27609483
As a writefag I'd personally like to say I'm staying out of this whole mess and other when posting green prefer to lurk.

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>>27609483
Be patient, Anon. Things will cool down in a few weeks and then the writefags will return.

R-right?

>>27609555
Nah. This is RGRE, where we like to yell at each other over the tiniest of things that go against our own beliefs.

>>27609555
writefags are kill

>>27609568
I wanted to say that you're wrong, but you're actually right.

>>27609257
Anon must now steal Luna and Nightmare's stove.
And by stove I mean all the kitchens in the castle.
And the ponies that work in them.

>>27609590
RIP

>>27609568
>>27609593
so basically a liberal hugbox?
goddammit /pol/ was right

>>27606929
It's amazing how quickly the element of loyalty would betray her friend

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>>27609967
I was thinking the same thing.

OOC.

>>27609843
>liberal

>>27609843
>we like to yell at each other over the tiniest of things
>any sort of hugbox
That's a pretty liberal interpretation of 'hugbox'

>>27606748
Last thread was >>27586404

>>27609298
You weren't going to write anything.

>>27610056
>>27609843
>Hugbox
>Anon and his house arrive near ponyville
>Anon discovers cute talking pony friends
>Ponies have no idea what Anon is
>Anon sometimes brings a pony home to cuddle like a teddy bear
>Traumatized ponies are left on the edge of town after Anon wakes up
>All they remember is being brutally snuggled in a dark room, repressing any further details
>The town is in a panic about this "Hug-Box", obviously the work of some evil madmare
>Elements of protagonism investigate
>Detective noir all up in this shit
>Sepia, long coats, self-narration, the works
>The cuddling keeps happening, clues slowly get found
>The cuddler is suspected to have a hideout at the edge of town
>Kindly Mister Anon who lives nearby the search area lends a hoof or whatever those wigglers are called
>He's kept in the dark about the specifics since it's not something you talk about in front of a stallion
>They just warn him of potential danger and tell him to remember to keep his house locked up.
>One of the investigators strays too far from the group late in the evening during a search
>They are discovered the next morning as another victim.
>The cuddler is obviously taunting them!
>Will our brave detectives stop this monster?

>>27610159
This.

It was just a drama post. Summer is real.

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>Your hooves are too short to hugbox with God

>>27610340
>TFW the cuddler hugboxes your god
>TFW nopony is safe

Who did the carpenter anon a while back, don't see anything obvious poking out in the bin.

>>27607304
Im now imagining a scene where anon is drunk but hard, and luna is getting progressively sick as anon keeps pounding into her. Celestia is called due to the disturbance and is greeted with about 5 seconds of seeing anon pounding into her sister before luna tries to speak up, only to vomit on the throne room floor. This makes anon vomit, but straight onto luna splashing everywhere. Celestia can only look on in horror as anon climaxes just as luna passes out and falls down, letting anon shoot all over the fucking place. Tired and drunk anon passes out soon after. Slack jawed over the events of the last minute or so, celestia realizes that she now has to give the janitors a substantial bonus.

Bonus
Then it hits her, she now realises anon put it in the wrong hole and there is another fucking mess to clean up and she nopes the fuck out.

>>27610720
Probably Shukaku, if it's the one where Anon gets into wood working and shacks up with Fleur. http://pastebin.com/XasZRMiq

>>27610762
How about no, you disgusting freak.

>>27610762
>Shit, vomit and semen all over the place.
I see jonnybgoode's presence attracted some of his usual audience already.

>>27610762
>posting this degeneracy because a scat writer is here
>said scat writer isn't even posting scat green
You should be ashamed of yourself, Anon. I came here to not see this.

Everything I enjoy just HAS to turn to garbage, huh? Every goddamn thing just suddenly turns for the worse when I get into it.

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Accurate representation of the thread.

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>>27608573
Write.

>>27609351
>>27609338
You know, maybe if there were more stories in the thread, there wouldn't be so much shitposting.

I mean, when you say "the shitty posters are staying and all the good posters aren't posting" and your response is "so I'll take away the only reason the good posters would stick around" what do you think is going to happen?

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>>27611123
>You know, maybe if there were more stories in the thread, there wouldn't be so much shitposting.
> what do you think is going to happen?
The level of entitlement will go down, for starters.

>>27610762
Hey anon, thats a pretty good act. What do you call this bit?

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Remember all those Anons last thread who said that having a scat freak wouldn't attract other related kink freaks?

>>27610762

>"No, please, let more immigrants into our country! So what if they're violent and rape and behead people, there's no evidence that they'll do the same here! OH GOD they're raping and beheading people! Who could have seen this coming?!"

>>27611038
>>27611054
>>27611089
>>27611164
Seriously, the fuck happened to this thread, everyone is jumping at shadows and it's making you look fucking pathetic.

All I did was post an everything that can go wrong does go worn scenario that the one non inebriated person walks in on, and you are assuming I did it because I get off on it?
Seriously fuck off, you are making the thread far worse than whatever you perceive as the new 'great offense to this holy land of rgre'.

>>27611159
The Aristocats

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>>27610762

>>27611187
Fuck you. You KNEW about the scat freak and you posted the scat pic anyway. Don't get all pissy because we're sick of your stupid bullshit, you faggot.

>>27611202
No, what happened was someone said throwing up on the royal throne and I just imagined an everything that can possibly go wrong scenario where anon fucked luna in a public place, got caught, and then made the biggest mess possible as fast as possible given the being that caught them no time to react till it's all over, and then right at the end, they realises its even worse than originally thought.

Oh, and I just went back to the other thread to see what the fuck everyone jumping at shadows for.

So the guy who wrote the bon identity wrote some other fics that apparently weren't posted here, and everyone throws a fucking fit that it exists? Are you actually fucking kidding me? No fucking seriously, this is what this thread and several of the other write threads are coming to, offended that someone who wrote something else wrote something entertaining in this thread?

Seriously you fucking off and leaving will make this thread a better place.

>>27611237
You get in here and you fucking make me.

>>27611237
>>first paragraph
That's a big fucking lie and you know it, faggot.

All you faggots defending johnny after we found out where he's from.

This is what you get. Now we're going to have shit, piss, and puke stories. Good job you thirsty faggots.

We had a good thread, all you fuckers had to do was try to defend it and keep it on topic. You couldn't do that, though. You couldn't see a literal shit writefag and even when he was proven to be a shit writefag you still defended him. You're as much to blame as johnny, and the fucks who come here because of him, for what happens to this thread.

Good. Fucking. Job.

>>27611286
No, the problem is a bunch of easily triggered whiny faggots who have to make a big deal about stories that aren't even in the thread.
If YOU had just kept your bitching to yourself, everything would have been fine. But no, you had to play Officer Thread Police Fag and ruin it for everyone.

>>27611299
We've always done just fine with the "more RGRE" chorus. Allowing scat fetishists is a new low. I'm pretty sure the shit, piss, and puke crowd get to wear the thread ruiner title belt.

>>27611299
He wrote about ten fics. All of them were about scat. He comes to this thread and he writes a story. It isn't that hard to fucking believe that he'd try to slip his horrible fetish into his newest story. He's done it in all his OTHER stories, so why should this one be different? Are you really this stupid?

>Abdul went to three other countries where he killed people in the name of his god
>He is now in OUR country
>"No guys he's harmless! He killed people in OTHER countries, there's no reason to believe that he'd kill people here!"
That's you. That's how big of an insufferable prick you are.

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>>27611286

>>27611320
>>27611321

That's really funny. Which Redditor or Goon are you parodying?

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>>27610608
>Do you think your hugboxing can defeat me?
>En garde. I'll let you try my kicky hooves style.

>>27611286
>>27611321

Even though I wanted to see where his story went I have to agree, it wouldn't have been a problem if he had a new name, or kept Anon while writing, but now his primary reader base has found their way here, and brought their literally shitty fetish with them.

>>27611463
>implying someone needs make their identity or pastebin "safe" for you

I don't think you belong on this website.

I think daddy LaP wants us to go to bed now.

Seriously guys, we all need to take a step back from all this arguing and take a breather first. Look, we aren't in the right for immediately assuming that jbg posting in a different general will--and emphasis WILL--end up in scat. But guys, please. The name of the general is RGRE; we generally expect cute dominant mares and gentle femdom. At least when I was around when it was made. We aren't expecting you to give up your scat fetish, but we expect that you respect our thirst for RGRE green before your scat. We don't all have to argue, guys. Just chill and take a breather and shake off all the things that's stressing you out. We can come to an agreement, guys. I know that we've been on edge with a lot of shitposts and lack of green from writers, but we don't have to be too angry about this. All I request from you guys is just to give stories a chance. When it starts to show that jbg will indeed make it into a scat fetish story, you guys can have your well-deserved anger. And those expecting scat and others, I highly suggest that this isn't the place for you.

>>27611533
I like you.

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While waiting for that, em, "storm" to pass, tried to fix and finish that previous failed sketch with a good friend of mine
http://imgur.com/a/pCnzl

And next will be cuddling and hooves touching Cakes couple. Or pills, did not decided it yet

>>27611511
Considering I can remember snacks, maybe you should go back to your shit fetish threads.

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It isn't rape if he cums. Then it's lovemaking.

>>27611533
>wait and see
>benefit of the doubt
Were it not for past experiences in this thread and others, I might be inclined to adopt that attitude. The thing about fetishists and niche posters, though, once they've got a foothold that's it.

We've already had one scat poster test the waters in this thread, and that'll just be the first of many so long as we continue to tolerate that shit.

I like your take on what this thread was and, arguably, should be again. I didn't have a big issue with jbg's story, though the fact that it was a /k/ meme story and not just a /k/ story was a bit irksome. However, jbg stated that he's still fetish writing. That in and of itself isn't a huge deal, but he made a point of referencing it in thread.

He and his readershp that followed him here are testing the waters and slowly but surely trying to get their shit accepted here.

I'm not okay with that, and I'll continue to voice that opinion so long as they post in this thread.

>>27611537
I respect what you're trying to do, durnk, I just don't think its the best way ahead.

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>>27611596

>>27611561
Cute, I like it.

>>27611606
>Once they've got a foothold that's it.

he hasn't given us any reason to believe he wants to post shit, though. Hell, you wouldn'tve even known about it if he used another name.


>however, jbg stated he's still fetish writing.
>he mentioned it
Can a nigga not be honest and open about shit, or what?

>they are slowly but surely trying to get their shit accepted here
No. do you think shit fetishists are just living and breathing shit-smut? that they're unable to taint everything they touch with poop?

>i'm not okay with that
Nobody here wants shit fetish writing in this thread.
No one.

I think some people didn't like the story to begin with, and are using this shit-thing to push him away.

>>27611606
I understand, Anon, I appreciate that we can remain civil. Maybe it's because I took a break from RGRE and 4chan as a whole when RGRE was on bump life support and only came back a few months ago. Nevertheless, I can't force you to adopt the mindset. I just hope that other Anons can also understand that anyone isn't any less deserving to try something new. I won't expect that scat would be accepted, but I expect that if a writefag posts something that's clearly trying to be RGRE, we should give it a try. Funnily enough, I used to want to writefag for RGRE but new writefags who tried to write RGRE weren't very accepted. It's not important now, though.

On unrelated sides, I want to see more of jbg as long as it isn't scat smut. I'm enjoying the "Humania occupy Equestria" green a lot. It's already proof that a writer can always try new things. Also I enjoy seeing how the Humans and Ponies interact under Human rule.

>>27611561
I was just about to ask for you to consider a scene from my story for after your current ones, but then I realized I haven't posted or finished the update yet.

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>>27611668
More reasons to (finally) finish updates. Maybe I even try to draw your scenes in digital for ya. In any case, I now have more free time which I wanted to spend on drawing and translation

>>27611660
>I think some people didn't like the story to begin with, and are using this shit-thing to push him away
I won't discount that as a possbility.

>No one.
>>27610762 disagrees with you. That's a scat poster trying to post scat and getting defensive when called on it. Yeah, he was called on it but by the same token a week ago we had zero scat posting and now we've got a known writefag of scat and another another anon posting scat. It's incremental, man.

>>27611666
>I want to see more of jbg as long as it isn't scat smut
Honestly, measured satan, I'm ambivalent about jbg. Like I said above, I wasn't a fan but it didn't comment on it until jbg's tendencies came out.

The fact that he specifically referenced that he's still doing that type of stuff makes me leery, though. One of the big arguments for keeping him around in the last thread was that he didn't want to do that anymore, that writing for RGRE would "redeem" him. Well, that obviously isn't the case.

I don't mind the concept behind his current story, I am just immeasurably distrustful of the writer. I don't think that lack of trust is unearned.

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>>27611572
>I read the wiki! Am I fitting in yet?

>>27611755
>implying anyone cares about your narrative

No one needs your permission to post here, and really, no one here really likes you. Get out.

>>27611823
>No one needs your permission to post here
>I'm telling you to leave

>>27611823
I'd rather have autistic Not RGRE enough posters over shit fetishizing, desu senpai

>>27611823
Nah. Like said, I'm going to continue to voice my opinions in thread about this. I also know that I'm not alone in disliking this new trend, so the no one likes me bit is immaterial.

>>27611755
>That's a scat poster trying to post scat
I really don't see that. I see a green trying to make light of the situation.

>the fact that he specifically referenced it makes me leery
Let the guy write what he wants outside of
/rgre/. I think it's fairly obvious that this general isn't scat-friendly anyways, why would he incorporate it?

>one of the big arguments for keeping him around the last thread was that he didn't want to write scat green anymore.
Did he say that, or was that another insinuation, like with >>27610762 ?

Also, why's he gotta redeem himself? the guy wrote green with a focus you (and most likely the rest of the general, me included) don't like, in a general where that kinda green belongs.

Why can't you trust him not to write in his fetish?

>>27611755
Measured Satan would be a great band name.

>>27611823
Maybe you have the wrong poster, but he doesn't seem to be posting anything wrong. Maybe it should be you who should get out.

>>27611940
afaik the Bon Identity was a fun story I enjoyed so I'm down to see where he goes with this new one

>>27611950
>Measured Satan
Hey, man, just because I'm evil doesn't mean I need to be a dick about it.

>>27611940
>Why can't you trust him not to write in his fetish?
Since when do containment thread writers leave their bullshit in their containment threads? Never, that's when.

Or have you forgotten about how satyr tried to make this their new home once they destroyed theirs with incest and drama?

>>27611964
No, I haven't forgotten about satyrs.

>since when do containment thread writers leave their bullshit in their containment threads?

The man has written green for us before the war story. He didn't include shit.
There's no shit in the war green.
He has written for the Pony Prison General. There was no scat.

He is capable of doing that.
Jonnybgoode is not here to write scat.
He is here to write rgre.

>>27612030
>Jonnybgoode is not here to write scat.
>He is here to write rgre.
Perhaps, but the fact remains that like draws like. The spoilered shit text is proof of that. Before Jonny we didn't have that, and now we do.

>>27612030
>#notallscatfetishists

So, my two cents on the matter, as I figure out some more green:

(1) Vigilant people like >>27611964 have their heart in the right place. I appreciate you trying to keep RGRE clean, as it were. That said, I don't know if we have to be so antagonistic about it. There might've been some false starts, like >>27610762, and I'm glad you jumped on it - but there's no need to hammer people down.

(2) I'm seeing a lot of shitposting just to shitpost. A lot of internet tough guys having arguments over a siberian finger puppet shadow theater message board (like >>27611299 , >>27611511 , and especially people like >>27611823 ). I'm 100% confident that if the arguing didn't happen, we'd be at half the posts we are now, and this whole thread's tone would be different.

(3) Along those lines, I'm not seeing a lot of posts moving forward; I'm seeing a ton of people circling back and pointing fingers at threats (real or imagined, I'm not going to debate on that). We've always had our "not RGRE" and bonposting shitposters, and that's fine, but it was never the focus of a long-running drama - and certainly not over... what, 3 threads now? Instead of replying to that asshat, why not just... post a green idea? Or write a oneshit? Or talk about which mare's teats you want to twist? You can let someone have the last word, and let the argument die. In 5 threads, they will be forgotten.

(4) This summer isn't RGRE enough

>>27612059
Or maybe, just maybe, People like you complaining so much made an anon think it would be funny to trigger the lot of you and if you stopped whining the problem and extreme shitposting would go away

>>27609257
Oh this is just hilarious.

>>27612076
>bad punctuation
>capitalization for no reason in the middle of a sentence
>defending shit posting
Hi Tabletop!

>>27612091
Actually I'm just posting from mobile and the new Android keyboard update is a fucking pile of shit.

>>27612030
>He is capable of doing that.
>Jonnybgoode is not here to write scat.
>He is here to write rgre.

I've stayed silent on this up until now.

The thing is, writers write about what they know, and what they like. I mean, look at LaP's works - manly man Anon, praising iron, lifting things up, and putting them down. It's a common thread, and it's quite good fun. Sure, there are some that don't fit it quite so well, but they're in the minority.
Look at Vhatug - nearly all of his stuff has BDSM undertones, if it isn't blatant in the first place.

Hell, let's look outside greentext.
John Grisham.
Southern lawyer goes back to his hometown because his father, a judge, recently died. Whilst there, he will reminisce about southern cooking (often catfish), small town politics, and how he had a falling out with his dad.
Which of his books did I just describe?

I'm sure JBG can write non-scat stuff. But because he's shown his hand, he has to be careful. If he writes in text about Anon going to the bathroom, even if it is more for a scenebreak than for smut, everyone will suddenly expect poo. Even if Anon doesn't go to the bathroom, people will be hesitant to start reading it in case we get the fetish posting.

To JBG, if you're reading this...
Make a new pastebin, scrap your current work, and try again under a new name. Your old one is slightly tainted, and that won't go away. Just like the stain on carpentry.

Also, to contribute:
What's the earliest RGR thing you've found online? I found a HP fanfiction first published in November 2007

>>27612065
On one hand, you're right, this isn't going anywhere. On the other hand, this will end poorly and we will have shit stories, literal stories about shit, posted because of this.

I'm not blaming you, man. I just see where this is going and I'm sad that people are so thirsty for green that they'll let it happen.

>>27612102
>To JBG, if you're reading this...
>Make a new pastebin, scrap your current work, and try again under a new name. Your old one is slightly tainted, and that won't go away.
This.

This is the most sane suggestion. Go witsec for a while and resurface with a new bin, story, and name.

>>27612102
Vhatty and LaP are good examples of the writing what you know bit. Both of them have done stuff that doesn't deal with their core interests, but by the same token it seems like their stories always circle back around to what they're known for.

Vhatty is BDSM and or sexual exhaustion, LaP it's lifting and princesses.

>>27612110
This is where I'm at right now.

I know that tolerating their shit, huehue, won't do what jbg's defenders say it will, but I'm tired of all this shitstorming.

So, whatever, post what you want. I reserve the right to laugh at all you fucks once shitty greentext shit starts filling up the thread.

>>27612110
hey, I'm done arguing.

I'm not doing this out of desperation for green, though. I'm just not convinced that he's gonna turn us into shitlovers.

>>27612126
this is most likely the way to go.
abandon your war green, wait for people to chill, and make a new pastebin for 'clean' green.

>>27612102
>What's the earliest RGR thing you've found online?

You know, funny story. I didn't even know horsewords were a thing a few years ago, even though I watched the show. A friend of mine posted a megaupload of like, 500 horse authors, and I just read through all of them.

Then I guessed where it was from (cause they were all text files) and literally, RGRE was the first thread I found on /mlp/. This was back... shit. With our tough little gangster horse and oblivious anon, and our gardeninganon were the only greens.

When those stories died, I was concerned that the only thread I was following would die too. So I started Daring Douche, and because I was so fucking new... well. That's where I got my name.

But if you want to go OLD FUCKING SCHOOL, the oldest RGR thing I have EVER FOUND predates Tolkien; an 1871 novel about a secret race of perfect waifus.

It's called "Vril: The power of the coming race" and it's here: http://www.sacred-texts.com/atl/vril/index.htm

>>27612236
>secret race of perfect waifus
That sounds awesome!

Then I read some, and it's all in Victorian.

>>27612270
I mean, I did say 1871. Also
>Not wanting a perfect steampunk waifu
>Not wanting a steam-powered dongring

It's like you're from the dark continent or something

>>27612418
I'm down with the corsetry, but the weird puritanical mores do not expand dong.

>>27612102
>>What's the earliest RGR thing you've found online?
Xenophilia with Rainbow Dash and Lero. I actually stumbled upon RGRE by chance after I read my very first MLP fanfic - I can't remember the name, but it was where magic crystals had transported Twilight into the real world an in human form. That sparked my interest in MLP and I started reading fics - mostly RGRE. I had a solid grasp on each character before I even began watching the show.

Thanks for the prompt Anon, I'd like to hear what other people have to say too

>>27612418
>a steam-powered dongring
I'm trying to imagine how THAT supporse to work and cannot. Choo choo...

>>27612418
>Not wanting a steam-powered dongring
Er, what?

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>>27609257
>Ever get the feeling you’re being followed? Almost like an itch that you cannot scratch.
>Well you felt it alright, despite the fact that everytime you would turn around two shadows would suddenly dive right out of view.
>Can’t a man get some breakfast without being tailed for no god damn reason?
>Apparently not.
>Because even when you got to that nice little diner, ordered a stack of pancakes and began relaxing with a nice cup of joe you still felt like you were being watched.
>Peering outside you scanned the street, apple vendor, apple vendor, weird minuatoress with some massive cleavage, someone watching you through a pair of binoculars, apple vendor…
>Eyes darting back the spot you saw the binoculars you only saw an empty space.

“Be more careful.”
>Your counterpart looked bored and tired despite the tongue lashing she was currently receiving.
“If he had, this whole mission would have been for naught.”
>”I still don’t get why we’re doing this? Anon has been here for a while, he’s never even lied on his taxes so how is he a threat?”
>Oh you poor soul, how nice it must be to be this naïve.
“He is evil”
>”Like you?”
“Ye. No! I have been redeemed. Trust me on this, the very safety of everypony here is at stake.”
“Not to mention vengeance.” You said the last part as quietly as possible.
>”Okay but can we get some coffee, I’m tired and could use a pick me up.”
“Fine.”
>Coffee first, vengeance later.

>This was beginning to really be an interesting day.
>Princess Luna just walked into the diner.
>Yet no pony made a fuss or even registered the fact.
>Mind you she was wearing what looked like a 1920’s overcoat, hat and a fake mustache but still.
>”Why hello what can I get you?”
>The mare at the counter didn’t even notice the disguise.
>”Two coffees and half-dozen donuts please.”
>”Coming right up dearie.”
>Screw it, whatever game this was, you weren’t playing.

>>27607304
I believe a Flutterrape writer already did this.

Minus the drunk.

>>27612750
The one where Cadence gets hit by a rock and, via amnesia/brain injury, thinks Anon is her husband?
>"Oh boy Shiny let's see if we're still a solix 8x%"
>Casts spell
>"Wow! 98%! We're even CLOSER than we were when we got married!"
>Anon's face when

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>>27612690
>After a solid breakfast and several cups of some of the best damn coffee you’ve ever tasted you headed back home.
>Might as well, you’d need to measure the space so you could buy a new stove.
>Damn kids and their shenanigans, you needed to have a talk with the neighbors about it.
>But the moment your home came into view you knew something was horribly wrong.
>The front door was open.
>To be precise it lay in splinters strewn about everywhere.
>Oh some horse was going to pay for this.

>It may not have been the greatest plan but the time subtlety was over.
>You spent valuable time observing the monster with no progress and since patience wasn’t your strongest suit you chose to act.
>Even Luna left saying she needed her rest so she could raise the moon later.
>And here you thought the two of you were bonding.
>But alas you broke into his home in hopes of finding something, anything really, that would prove his vile ways.
>And you did, Oh filly you did.
>A whole dresser full of sick and depraved things to be exact.
>No normal colt would have this many socks.
>Thank the stars above you bolted when you did last night, what if he tried to get you to wear them.
>THE INDECENCY!!!
>Magicking the dresser back to the castle your new course was set.
>You were going to investigate the rest of its contents and expose him for the deviant that he was.
>Then you would put him in the dungeons and you’d gain the respect of the populace.

>Saying that your pissed would be an understatement.
>All your socks, underwear, and shirts were gone.
>Whomever broke into your home stole all your stuff.
>When you got the place you thought that it was a nice neighborhood, but now...
>Damn criminals.
>Taking your stove was probably just a distraction to get you out of the house so they could do this.
>And you played right into their sneaky horse hooves.
>This just isn’t your week.

>>27607560
>>27607304

Hm....

>Cadence casts a compatibility spell on Flurry Heart just for shits and giggles.
>Is surprised when the spell matches her with Anon for 100% compatibility
>Anon is already in relationship with somepony else.
>Shenanigans ensue as Cadence tries to get Anon to consider adding Flurry to his herd when she grows up.

>>27612824
not samefag
>A week later, you get a letter delivered to you from a confused Twilight.
>The long and short of it is that Princess Celestia discovered personal property of yours in Princess Luna's rooms.
>She launched a little investigation (hoping that it was some kind of prank) and discovered that her sister had an unnatural obsession with you
>Princess Celestia says that your items will be delivered to you, a hefty sum will be deposited into your accounts (to help "forget all about this"), and that Princess Luna will be visiting you to deliver a heavily supervised apology.
>Princess Celestia concludes with a heart-felt apology, a plea not to spread word that one of the Princesses had broken in and stolen your property (specifically, "coltish unmentionables"), and a short list of her various political titles.
>She signs her name prefaced with "Thank you for your silence"
>You are equal parts relieved and frightened.

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>>27612886
>"You know, Anon, a mare can't bite down if she doesn't have any teeth..."

>>27612889
So Luna stole them from Nightmare afterword?

>>27612902
Luna may or may not be innocent. Ten dollars says they play dress-up and switch places like movies with the Olsen Twins.

>>27612886
Seriously though, I'd read that. Hell, I might even WRITE that. If there are no takers by the next thread, I'll give it a shot.

>>27612900

I said when she grows up, Anon.

>>27612932
But Anon could be even MORE invested in his relationship by that time! Better to sweeten the deal now while they have the chance.

Better idea:
>They propose the idea while Flurry is still a foal
>Anon.... hesitantly agrees to consider it, and becomes Flurry's foalsitter.
>The plan is so that they get used to each other and grow to love each other
>In reality, Anon grows to see Flurry as his little sister, and Flurry insists on calling him "Uncle Nonny"
>Cadence realizes that she ruined their chances of a relationship

>>27612926

Go for it.

>>27612959

Hm... What if there's a flaw in Cadence's compatibility spell?

It can't distinguish between romantic love and familial love.

>>27612900
Are you making a case for Granny Smith?

>>27612917
It's all luna - it always was luna - she just gets so into pretend that she becomes who she pretends to be.

This all culminates in a dramatic reveal where luna "transforms" infront of Anon - which is nothing more than her putting on NMM's armor while going "Mua ha ha". Not even laughing, just, saying that over and over again.

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>>27612824
>Darn that Nightmare Moon.
>She was starting to make your plans for wooing that exotic colt a tad bit difficult.
>The entire time you were following him you did your best to get her caught but it didn’t work.
>Then you heard about the break-in into his home.
>You knew who was behind it. How could you not? All the signs were there as to whom the culprit was.
>And only one mare was foolish enough to do anything of the sort.
>She wouldn’t stand in your way, Anonymous would be yours and soon enough you would have his body writhing in pleasure underneath you.

>What in the hay are these things?
>Your inspection of the contents of Anons dresser were more puzzling than you could have ever imagined.
>Besides the countless pair of lewd socks, there was also plenty of underwear.
>But these were different, much different from those you have seen, with openings in them.
>Were they for his tail?
>Did Anonymous have a tail? He certainly hid it well.
>The time you had him restrained you didn’t recall seeing one.
>Curses
>This was creating more questions than answering.
>How do these even work?
>Curiosity overshadowed your hesitance.
>Picking up a pair with your magic you slowly stepped into them, slowly guiding your waving tail through the opening.
>They fit snuggly against your bottom.
>”What in the heavens above are you doing?!?!?!”

>You were a mare on a mission.
>That mission was to have a little heart-to-heart with a certain “no longer evil” alicorn.
>Tapping her bedroom door with your hoof yielded no response.
>Perhaps she was asleep, no matter, you would wake her. The chat you were going to have to have was verily more important.
>Horn aglow you opened her door and nearly died from the sight.
>Nightmare Moon was looking at herself in the mirror wearing what was no doubt a pair of your darling Anons underwear.
>How dare she!
”What in the heavens above are you doing?!?!?!”

>>27613020
Luna is not as innocent as she appears.

>>27612529
I adored Xenophilia. One of my favorites.

>>27613093
I loved it too. I used to read it at Uni, whenever I was recovering from a night out, because it was happy, light, and decently written.

I haven't re-read it in probably about two years though. I hated the fandom for the story, and all the stupid 'drabbles' it inspired, because they completely changed the tone of the original to become some kick-ass adventure story. I don't know if what I remember is as good as I thought it was, and I don't want to taint the memory.

>>27613044
So wait, is that Celestia and Nightmare Moon? or Luna and Nightmare Moon? or Luna and Celestia?
What?

>>27613199
Luna with dissociative identity disorder?

>>27613199
I might have made it a bit confusing, but basically it's Nightmare Moon trying to get revenge on Anon. Only in her quest did she recruit Luna's help. Celestia is busy eating cake from the bribe that Anon gave her in return for arranging a date with Nightmare.

>>27611286
>>27611463
Actually, my primary reader base is the fat pony thread. The scat story was a one-off.

>>27613474
Then write for them.

>>27613494
I do. I just like to branch out a little, is all. I just wanted to make that clear since everyone keeps calling me a scat writer, when fat or slob writer is far more accurate.

>>27613474
Holy fuck. Things were finally calm and you pop back in with your fetish shit.

Go the fuck away.

>>27613557
Write fat RGRE in the fat thread so we don't have to suffer you in here.

>>27613474
See? The more you do things like this the more I'm convinced you're just trying to stir things up.

Go to one of your other generals. You have done nothing positive for this thread.

>Jonny dindu nuffin
>Jonny is just giving us green
Fuck this guy. We were finally turning the thread around.

>>27613590
are you really samefagging dude

I just wanted to make that one thing clear. It's you guys who are making a big deal out of it.

>>27613557
>fat or slob
I don't know how many here find that sexy, but I guarantee it's far lees than the amount who find it repugnant.

>>27613610
Just leave already.

>>27613610
All he has to do is stop talking about his fucked up fetishes.

>>27613622
I've said my piece. I'm out. Next time you see me, you won't even know it's me.

>>27613636
Why won't you stay in the thread that actually wants your shit?

>>27613636
Just go. Just go already.

>>27613656
You first.

>>27613775
For fuck's sakes, just fuck off. You're only digging yourself a deeper hole.

>>27613790
And people were defending that asshole.

>>27613790
This is why you say 'no' immediately to people like him.

OK! Seeing as how we were starting on the right path, I'd like to pose another question to the group:

How would victorian-era pones deal with stallion hysteria?

>"Steampowered Dongrings were used by Victorian-era herds to combat "stallion hysteria". When a stallion would faint, a doctor would apply the dongring and help ease the stallion back to coherency.
>Our modern day dong rings are relics of this ancient past, not so much to soothe the stallions - though it does work like that - but also as a method of reassurance, that your herd is still here with you, no matter where you go."
"...Lyra take your AU bullshit out of my house-"
>"JUST WEAR IT ONCE IT MATCHES PERFECTLY WITH YOUR EYES-"

>>27613833
That's what we normally do. How about medieval gender roles?
>Stallions aren't allowed to wear clothes
>Can't set foot outside the house
>Burned as a witch if they speak out of turn

>>27613833
Graham Crackers were invented in the Victorian era to try and distract people from sex. So there's that to play with.

>>27613833
>Dongrings
nice maymay

>>27613861
What kind midevil are you talking about? I can't think of any point in time that was like that

>>27613861
Let's go back further.

Primordial-Soup Gender Roles:
>Organisms aren't allowed to be multi-cellular
>Can't step foot outside of the ocean
>Ultraviolet Radiation burns them if they float too high

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>>27613830
> Shitfetish fearmongering


>>27613474
> Admittedly Ill-advised clarification post


This is pretty clearly an auto-immune disorder, where the actual stimulus is relatively harmless and the correct course for the immune system is to stop reacting to false threats.

Here's an idea: if you do feel the need to continue to discuss this, (even though it's gotten old and stressful) also include a prompt or some discussion of RGRE things in your post.

Following my own advice:

Thinking about boy bands here, does that mean there are filly bands there? Young mares singing and dancing in front of crowds of screaming stallions?

>>27614074
>filly band pushes purity dong rings

>>27613833
If anything, a dong ring would extend the duration of the erection and the accompanying stallion's hysteria. The correct treatment is a hoofjob by a herdmate or a professional physician.

>>27614074
>>27614098

Yes. Then the Herb Colts came out in the 90's, and everything changed. It was like... Lemongrass, Basil, Mint - who else? One of them was named Horseradish, I remember that.

>>27614144
And there are those poor colts who start out young and pure, but the music industry always ends up turning them into slutty stallions.
The saddest was Brittle Spear, who shaved off his mane at a low point in his life.

>>27606748
Idea: Male orgasm is like the real-world female orgasm. People used to dismiss the idea that it exists at all.

>Anon gets a waifu.
>She goes on and on about how much sex they have to her friends.
>They think she's forcing him.
>She tells them otherwise.
>Anon backs her up.
>They go awww for the fact that Anon is so considerate.
>Then they find out how long humans last.

>Anon be gettin' mad horsepussy.
>Life is great.
>Suddenly her friends want to join in.
>Anon is strictly monogamous.

I mildly dislike herd stories.

>>27613044
So did I kill the idea by making it too confusing on who's actually a part of it?

>>27614074
Don't even post rgre. You'll just encourage him to write more.

>>27614253
Nope, it's still fun, but try to make more clear who is who in the next time

>>27614224
No one wants these ideas. Except drunk who writes his random stuff out of anything.

>>27614253
Kind of...
Are Luna and Nightmare two different ponies, or are they one and the same pony with two personalities inside?

>>27614324
Two separate ponies

>>27613833
"Lyra, listen. It's really touching that you want to imitate some facets of human marriage, but the dong ring with the big diamond on top of it is not at all what I was expecting."
>"R-really, Anon?! I spend two months worth of my income to buy you a cock ring - which is an ancient and respected part of pony culture! - an-an-and you just throw it back in my face?!"
"Lyra-"
>"Is that it?!"
"Lyra, I'm not rejecting your marriage proposal! For fuck's sake, woman, I'm not wearing that thing on my dick!"
>"And why not?!"
"Because! Because... because that's not somewhere where ponies will be able to admire it! I wear pants all the time - how will ponies appreciate that we're married?"
>"....we've talked about the pants thin-"
"There is nothing on god's green earth that will convince me to remove my pants when I go outside."
>"Jeez... alright, fine, I'll resize it to fit on one of your hoof-spiders. Buckin' uppity colts..."

>>27613863
>Anon buys a particular food - maybe graham crackers
>Mares start hounding him thinking that he's always distracted by sex

>>27614224
I like this idea.

>Nervous virgin mare is about to sex up Anon
>Everypony says that it's a mare's duty to make her stallion cum at least once before the mare climaxes
>Has read books about how to pleasure a colt
>Anon, meanwhile is pent up and hasn't gotten any in months and months
>Is extremely proud of herself when Anon cums for her

>>27614317
Eat a bag of dicks, you fucking accidental pregnancy. We're just barely getting this thead back on track after three threads of shitposting; we don't need YOUR kind stinking the place up again.

>>27614475
>Is extremely proud of herself when Anon cums for her
More like can't form a coherent thought from having a half dozen orgasms in quick succession.

>>27614517
>VirginPone's asshole friends were waiting outside her house
>They didn't think she could make a colt cum, let alone a hottie like Anon
>Two hours later, virginpone stumbles out of the house, sweating, exhausted, and dripping cum from her orifices

>>27614421
ponies start thinking his wigglers/hoof spiders are penises.

>>27614543
>tries to say something, all that comes out is a dry rasp
>passes out right in front of them

>>27613861

The story would basically end with Anon killing himself or getting killed by someone else.

>>27614547
Kek
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51vbeoV2TpL.jpg

>>27614571
More like end with Anon killing everyone around him.

>>27614547
now *that's* an angle I never thought of.

>Marriage ring looks exactly like a dong ring a stallion would wear to a fancy event
>Anon sports it while out and about
>Mares think it's one of his dongers
>Ha ha ha... wait. He's got 10. And he's been rubbing them on EVERYTHING.
>Wow. What would they look like if he was hard...
>. . .I wonder if his herd can handle another mare

>>27614547
>You spot your favourite mint-green mare and give her a friendly wave.
"Hey, Lyra."
>Lyra, to your confusion, blushes heavily and whips her head around as though afraid that somebody might be watching.
>"H-hey, Anon! W-wow.... is all that f-for me?"
>What?

>>27614605
>Herding is typically between a stallion and 3-ish mares
>Anon, the Stallion with Ten Penises, gets a letter one day from the Princesses, giving him legal permission to herd with up to ten mares at once
>Anon hasn't been in Equestria long enough to be all that attracted to ponies, yet.
>He doesn't even want ONE mare in his "herd".

>>27614584
I was thinking more like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw3MW0YoQhc

>>27614657
And this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtoNwo9AN5M

>>27613861

That's not close to medieval.

>takes place just after Equestria is unified.
>there is still tension between the three tribes
>land ownership determines wealth.
>Noblemares rule over the various Manors scattered over the country, with dozens of servants and peasants who live on their demesne for protection.
>Noble stallions are in charge of the Manor and children while their wives are away.
>class mobility is possible by marrying into a higher-status herd

>>27614657
>"Put erect hoof-penis array inside, Anon. Is ready time."

>>27614673
"Sup."
>"That creature! That.... human! He's come from that despicable forest - the Forbidden Zone!"
>>"He can put his hand-penis array in MY forbidden zone if he wants to, Bon Bon."
>"Lyra, shut up!"

>>27614680
>this is what sjw's actually believe
Women have only been considered persons under law for the last 1-200 years. Even when Shakespeare was around it was considered obscene for them to show their fingers outside gloves. Therefore in medieval times, they'd have been even worse. Ever hear of the salem witch trials? That happened because women didn't bake their bread and please their men properly. Now reverse that and you've got RGRE.

>>27615175

Even if that was true, an RGRE story like that would just end with Anon getting killed for wearing clothes.

>>27615175
>bread caused the Salem Witch Trials
That is the most tumblr thing I've heard all day.

>>27615175
>[citation needed]

>>27615175
And if they weren't burnt alive, they were stabbed in the uterus with penis-shaped stakes because they wanted to make more than 77 cents for every old-timey dollar that men made. Wow you guys the patriarchy runs deep. Really makes u think...

>>27615175
>Pony hangings are just sessions where you get suspended on a rope by your waist while being called a "bad pony"

>>27615303
Actually the mass hysteria around the trials has been suggested to be in part caused by particular types of mild in bread.

Food prep is no joke, mang.

>>27615175
Please tell me you got all this from the Internet and you're not paying someone to "teach" you this at uni.

>>27615175
It just occurred to me - considering how blatantly some of us mock gender roles, we get close to zero people here who legitimately believe all that bullshit that feminists spew. I can't actually remember any kind of shitstorm brought on by some whiteknight faggot who argued the 1/3 women being raped every hour or how it's legal to beat women in america or whatever's being passed as "fact" now a-days.

You know, apart from the occasional visit from /pol/.

Headed out to the night shift, I would really appreciate if somebody would write me a bedtime story for when I get back. Preferably about the old-timey nightmare moon trying to be dominant in her relationship with anon only to be turned into a mewling puddle of pony pleasure after her first session with the hot monkey dick.

>>27615345
>Being burned at the stake is when they give you crayons and paper and burn whatever you draw.
>Only Sombra-level villains would have this done to them.

>>27615809
>Y-you aren't going to put this up on your fridge with all the others?"

>>27615824
>"No. Instead I'll throw them in the trash where they belong!"

>>27615854
>"Geneighva convention! Geneighva convention!"

>>27615386
Well, it is still 4chan.

>>27614421
so are dong rings sized to fit when soft or hard? seriously if it's sized for soft and you get hard... kiss your dong goodbye

>>27615447
I might have something new for when you get back, unfortunately I think I killed my Nightmare Moon green with my own stupidity. On the bright side it did give me an idea for something I think will be pretty fun.

>>27615854
>Sombra lays down his head, covers his eyes with his hooves, and starts crying
>Cries of "ponice brutality" are heard everywhere
>"He dindu nuffin! He a good colt!"
>Sombra is released. Two weeks later, he's back in jail making mean faces at other ponies

>>27615863

>"What could make a stallion so cruel?!"

>>27615928
Magic.

Dong rings are sized to fit and look good. The really good ones resize, help your stamina, and give you a good pump when you're hard.

Magic is for lewd.

>>27614224
>Only one wife
What are you, a faggot?

>>27615999
>Anon, interdimensional being, magic resistance
>Dong ring has zero effect
>Canterlot's top researchers compete to develop a "super-ring" that works with Anon's conditions

>>27615999

>magic dong rings are the RGRE stallion equivalent of a dildo

>>27616043
>ends up making dong ring out of rubber
>just like cock rings on Earth

>>27612065
I want to let you know that I really appreciate this, you taking your stand and not hiding behind anon.

>>27616102
Dicks.

>"Are you sure you wouldn't like some tea to drink, Anonymous?"
>You glare at this, "Princess Celestia" and nod, not once taking your eyes off of her.
"I'm sure, thank you."
>An awkward silence fills the room as Celestia tries to think of something to get you to talk.
>"My student tells me-"
>You interrupt her.
"Unicorn? Unnatural shade of purple? Does magic? Can talk? All sorts of things that horses can't do?"
>Celestia had been nodding along (despite your rude interruption), but stops suddenly when it's clear that your list was meant to insult rather than clarify.
>"Anonymous, PLEASE. What bad mare did this to you? I want to help you but you have to LET me!"
>You take your eyes off of her for a split-second and whip your head around to see if your back is still in a corner - it is.
>Celestia hasn't moved an inch, either.
>Good.
>You don't know what drugs are being pumped through your system right now, but you refuse to talk to your hallucinations.

>>27616356
kek

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>>27616356
>you are anon
>"Everything will be fine."
"GET OFF ME YOU DAMN, DIRTY HORSE."
>and you're violently struggling to get out of this stupid, incessantly persistent horse's grip
>for some reason she's convinced you're 'damaged' or whatever nonsense is going through her head
>every time you get angry or irritated at these little creature's antics she does this
>pulling you into her... admittedly soft and warm embrace while shushing you and whispering calming words into your ear
>your justifiable rage WILL NOT BE DENIED

>>27616438
YES! YESSSSSSSS!

>>27616438
>You are Celestia, and you're barely keeping your emotions in check.
>Oh, how you HATE it when you find a case of mare-on-stallion abuse!
>This is the worst case yet.
>This poor, poor creature's developed some kind of fantasy world in his head to deal with the abuse.
>A world where ponies - or mares, no-doubt like his abuser - don't exist.
>Hugs.
>Hugs are the answer.

>You are Anon
>You do not talk to your hallucinations, and you do not HUG your hallucinations!
"For fuck's sake, let me go!"
>"It's all over, Anonymous."
>Oh god, what is she going to do to you?!

>>27616356
>>27616438
>>27616509

Is this a story where Anon's been turned into a pony? Because that explains why Celestia thinks he's crazy

>>27616552
No, Anon just thinks that ponyland is a hallucination which, to be fair, is a reasonable assumption when the alternative is being magically teleported to Equestria. Celestia just thinks that Anon is a strange creature who has is hostile to ponies b/c of presumed abuse.

The idea was a lot less dumb in my head when I posted the first part.

>>27616552
I very much doubt it.

But that gives me a delightful idea.

>Anon's innaquestria
>Ponies have no idea what a human is
>They assume Anon is a pony
>Maybe a very ugly and deformed pony?
"I keep telling you I'm not a pony!"
>Ponko hugs you
>"Dont get yourself down, silly! Being freakishly deformed doesn't make you any less of a pony."
>Goddamnit these fucking ponies

>>27616613
Keep going

Any writefags about to post? I want to make sure before I dump my stuff.

>Horsewaifu wants to break up with Anon
>Anon is OK with this, agreeing with the valid points that his marefriend is bringing up
>Meanwhile horsewaifu is guilt tripping herself for breaking a colt's heart

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>Getting a job wasn’t as easy as you expected in the land of magical horses.
>Sure there were jobs out there, but the fact remained that if you didn’t have an ass tattoo telling the damn world your talent, you were plain shit out of luck.
>Naturally being a human you had thought that maybe through sheer will and perseverance you would be able to do anything.
>You were wrong.
>Not only was the ass ink thing a problem, the horses themselves were sexist beyond belief.
>Most jobs were mare only occupation where “stallions need not apply”
>”How about this one?” Twilight floated the paper over to you across the table.
>One of the job advertisements circled in red ink.
>Reading it you sighed, and not a happy sigh either.
“They want someone with magic Twilight. The only horn I have doesn’t shoot magic beams.”
>Twilight reddened at your statement, awww nerd-horse is cute.
>She meant well, you know she did, but sometimes purple forgot the fact that you were a human.
>As endearing as it was to see her not care about what you were, the rest of this society most certainly did.
>”Don’t give up on it Anon, I’m sure you’ll find something eventually.”
>Eventually? At this rate you’d be mooching of her generosity for the rest of your life.
>But did you really want to be a slacker for the rest of your life? Living off other good intentions and help?
>DaddyAnon didn’t raise a slacker.
“I hope so.”
>Hell you couldn’t even get a job at a warehouse.
>Most earth ponies were significantly stronger than you and unionized that shit.
>”I wish I could stay and keep helping but the girls planned a get together.”
“Yeah yeah go on, I’ll keep the fort down.”

>>27615175
I thought the salem witch trials were from people accidently ingesting hallucinogenic mold from their water source?

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>>27616720
>With a smile and flash Twilight was gone, off to meet her friends for an enjoyable afternoon of horsethings.
>You on the other hand, had to find a job.
>But it wasn’t going to be easy.
>Hell they wouldn’t even hire you to be a secretary since it was mostly a unicorn held position.
>And no magic meant no employment on that front.
>But there was one advertisement that caught your eye.
>No experience necessary, work at your leisure, pay depends on work quality.
>It almost sounded too good to be true.
>These things usually were, but at this point you were going to be optimistic.
>Reading further you realized why.
>It wasn’t so much a job, but rather chance to get published.
>That shouldn’t be too hard right?
>You’ve read some of the books Twilight tried to pawn off as quality literature here.
>The Daring Do series was like a poor attempt at Indiana Jones for anyone with a third grade reading level.
>Surely you could do better.
>Add to the fact that all you needed was a typewriter and some paper and maybe you could do something with yourself.
>It was worth enough to try at least and at this point what did you have to lose?
>Grabbing the small amount of bits you had been setting aside from the “allowance” that Twilight had given you, you were off.
>If luck was on your side maybe you’d be able to find one cheap.

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>>27616552

>As you found out one downside of this candy cartoon world is toothaches.
>Everything is doused in sugar and sunshine. Even the goddamn water.
>Opting to not go the magic route after the last attempt by Twiggles the Wonder Dork culminated with you in Manehatten eating out a ponice mare in broad daylight.
>The city paper put up pictures and everything.
>You went with the natural option this time, tracking down Zecora in her forest hut of voodoo.
"Now you promise this won't do anything retarded right? If I get banned from another city my next vacation will be on the moon."
>The zebra shaman nods while leaning over her cauldron, motioning to the bottle in your hands.
>"If you drink that I do confess, it will leave your teeth in less of a mess."
"I have such a bad fucking feeling about this..."


There's your Anon to Pony. Wrong Thread Reeeeeeee etc

>>27616738
I would like to see more of this please

>>27616848
At least he's got a horsecock now. He can pound Zecora's tight zebra cunt.

>>27616873
I'm trying but keep getting connection error, i got about ten pages of green written.

I haven't been writing because I've been getting a job I think I'll like.

I get to work in security.
If I'm lucky I get to do nothing worthwhile all day and can shitpost when my job is done.
If not I'm still guarding things and getting paid to move around.
Win/Win

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>>27616879
Well yeah. That was kinda the not-subtle idea.

>>27616552
>Horse portal turns Anon into a regular stallion
>Unfamiliar with the new body, ponenon often fumbles around and knocks things over
>Mares just think he's just a cute airhead and easy pickings

>>27616724
The salem witch trials is actually a case of the telephone game and chinese whispers. The actual event was just two dudes commenting on how "hot" a group of women were and that their tits were "magical"