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>>27856611
Not with that cutie mark

>>27856617
/thread

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>>27856611
No.

>>27856536
>Relying on the mane6
I would rather die.

>>27856536
what makes a good wingman?
i don't know, maybe twilight so she could draw a lot of attention and make the mares want me for being with her, then i'd go for the kill

>>27856536
Twilight. She's the closest to who I'd go after.

>>27856514
My Lord, it's full of
O Y V E Y
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V
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>>27856514

i wish that they would sell a rainbow dash doll with a vagina opening in the back, since i want to cum inside of her

>>27856514

Lauren Faust genuinely put effort into making the show actually good despite its purpose being to sell toys. The bronies, and especially the extent to which they blew up across the internet, was completely unexpected.

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>>27856322
>image.png
>watched mlp in middle school

>>27856334
Not op, I turned 18 in January
Job market is hard as fuck
No one wants to hire A FUCKING WHITE MALE

>>27856350
Lol, op here, first job ever at an all nignog fast food joint. Hierd the instant they saw my silky skin.

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>>27856279
Give it back

>>27856279
What ep is this from

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I want to snuggle the pineapple horse

Going fast is real tiring.

Her father was a huge sports fan and the only way to win his love and admiration is to be an athlete, but she's just a dumb, talentless weather pony, didn't get into the Wonderbolts right away, only after years of doping and overaged, she has been overdosing for years now and finally her body is gradually shutting down.

She's not for long in Equestria, anon. Pinkie is the next with diabetes, and AJ with constant stress and overworking herself.

Very soon, Twilight will be alone with a crazy yellow autist after Rarity commits suicide when her business goes under (she has no business skills other than lel maek dress, so her branch managers will screw her over big time).

Sluts like her, see Rarity, have to have some way to rest after they've had multiple men cum inside them.

>>27855961
Hi,Sorry.
I'm anon.

>>27855984
Anon tell Sorry I'm Smart.

> I'm sorry spike. We don't know who your parents are.

> spike: but twi you must know something. You made me hatch after all

> spike have you ever notice all the other dragons have wings?

> spike : yeah I can't wait to grow mine but what does that have to do with anything

> I didn't want to tell you this until you were older but here goes. Dragons are born with wings.... they don't grow spike

> spike: so? Nobody cares if I have wings. I get around just fine.

> spike your mother who ever she was notice your egg was smaller and was likely not going to be formed properly. So she round you out of the nest to make room for your brothers and sisters. Celestia found you and brought you to me and I guess you know the rest

>spike: so my mom never loved me.....

>I do spike. I'll never stop loving you

Just going to continue this intermission story until the real Trixie story comes back.

>After eating a hearty breakfast the three of you sit down to rest your bellies.
"That was really delicious Sunburst, thank you for your hospitality."
>Isn't he just the best?"
>Sunburst started to blush a little but quickly cooled down with a sip of coffee.
"Well I wouldn't want to stay in both your manes. I have a show to prepare for in Ponyville."
>"Really? That's wonderful. We will be able to catch up a little more!"
"Well I was hoping the both of you could come, the support would really help me, I'm going to be trying a new trick."
>"What will you be doing? Will you need my help like when we remade Hoofdini's trick?"
"No no, I just would like to see a ''friend'ly face in the crowd for once."
>"That sounds fun Trix thanks for the invite, Starlight and I would love to be there."
>As you set off to leave, you internally grimace in fear about your new trick.
>What if this 'Human' actually is dangerous, and as much as you hate to admit it, if Twilight was still in Ponyville you'd feel a little safer.
>No matter, the show must go on for The Great and Powerful Trixie!
>Spending days on the road pulling your trailer and practicing the summoning, you think you finally got it down.
>Just in time to see over the Horizon Ponyville.
>Still a couple days early, why not try to relax and freshen up.
>Wait....how about a look into Twilight's Castle?
>With all six of them gone and Starlight still with Sunburst there should be nobody around.
>With that thought in mind you park right next to the doors, and cautiously trot inside.

>>27855886
>Walking through the large wooden doors you are greeted by an immaculate grand hallway.
>Just as spiffy and clean like the first time.
>Whatever, time to snoop around a bit.
>After about thirty minutes of going in and out of rooms and hallways you grow bored.
>All of these rooms are either empty or filled to the brim with books.
>Where did she get all these books?
>Didn't her library-tree-house blow up or something?
>Ugh a waste of time, might as well prepare for the show tomorrow.

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>>27854523

>>27854537
>combing her hair using her mouth
cute

>>27854072
>the show that was meant to be slice of life is slice of life
WOW

>>27854072
Stop making these threads you autist

>>27854072
No

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>>27851245
i wish everyday that this board would get rid of all non sexual greens... but until then i suck it up. and deal with it.

>>27851245
Haven't followed the other 2 but TaT comes and goes as alex writes for it kinda like that one long fluttershy story, it hasn't hung around the entire time.

>>27851245
hunter anon is a top tier adventure green

>>27850478
rally now?

>>27850478
I mean, someone could totally make a comfy green about Anon taking care of an amputee pony, but I don't think we can go beyond that.

Unless amputees are your fetish...

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>>27850481
Yus rally.

>>27850519
I want to carry around an amputee mare in my backpack while going for a walk through nature. It sounds like it would be fun.

Amputees being my fetish is just a bonus.

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Got you this time, motherfucker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtspIC3oPN8

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>>27861693
I got somethin' for you zigga.

Just gotta finish the last touches.

Just friends doing friendly things. Shippers are delusional

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YOU
YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEEEEED

>>27852621
Now you know how little girls feel about horse porn

>>27857927
canon>noncanon

It isn't even a difficult question.

>>27858133
Isn't her being canon what makes it so bad?

nyx is the gayest thing the fandom ever made