good night /mlp/yes anon, we can be friends
https://youtu.be/1G17wQR3DL0
>tfw you will never replace clopwork
>>27854771
Good night, Flutter.
Yes, I'd like to return this pony, and exchange it for a new one. She seems defective. She keeps nagging me to make friends, and won't have sex with me.
Hello, sir? I'd like to return this pony. I'm not really even sure what happened to him....
And he won't have sex with me!
>>27854172
Did you try restarting her?
>>27854172
I'll trade you for this one. She doesn't seem to want sex either and is always making me help take care of her pets...which doesn't sound too bad, but you wouldn't BELIEVE how many pets she has...
Sup, former horsefucker here. Been off the ride since late 2013. Just saw some pone on /g/ which made me wonder
Why are people still here? Fandom is largely dead and the show is well past its prime. What's the lasting appeal for you guys?
(also pic related, still best pony)
>>27850781
>show is well past its prime
Not based on this season so far. We've had a run of very solid-superb episodes, interrupted only by the Dusedau duece that was Applejack's 'Day' Off.
>>27850781
go away
>>27850781
The ride never ends. No matter how hard you try, you'll come crawling back eventually.
Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/vampony/
Player Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CmvuNPhx2qKfOgB8Yze97VohAdWfaPMi3ZgQVNWr4eM/edit?usp=sharing
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You are Mango, a Batpony from a small town near Las Pegasus turned vampire by Fierce Fang. Mango fled her home of Las Pegasus for Ponyville to escape both Fang and a bounty her actions had brought upon her. She also joins the Adventurer's Guild in Ponyville, looking for a source of income.
Due to one Zebra finding her secret, Mango is blackmailed by Princess Twilight to investigate evidence of Vampires in Canterlot. She meets a group of them there, calling themselves the “Council.” Mango befriends some of them, but this is strained when she confesses working for the royalty. While there she does a job for the Guild and finds some valuable loot, including an enchanted necklace.
Her mission complete, if not done quite the way the Princess wanted, Mango returns to Ponyville and meets up with Crimson Sash, a Pony she met while working as an Adventurer. The pair ends up falling into a dungeon filled with ancient undead vampire hunters, but escape narrowly.
Mango then went on a quest to get Twilight a transformation potion. In the process she saved a deer, almost broke up a couple, and missed Twilight's transformations while on a bad drug trip.
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>Last thread Mango had an interesting time with the Transformed Twilight.
>>27821452
>>27822420
>>27822473
"I-I don't think so... It's kinda complicated but if anything I got used."
>"Don't make yourself the victim, Mango. I know- infact I was just a participant- in how manipulative you can be."
"No, really. He made it sound like he was recently broken up or something and was trying to get me to come to his place just to make his marefriend jealous."
>She leans her head back into your chest thoughtfully. "So you did know there was another mare?"
"Are you EVER going to be on my side?"
>"Only if your side is the right one."
>>27844614
"Hey, I was actually in the right this time. He said he was broken up and that he was interested in hooking up with me. We went back to his place, and as soon as I saw that he was still with her I called him a jerk and left."
>>27844614
We genuinely didn't know up till she walked in the door. Luckily it gave us a chance to get some hair and slip out while they were fighting, we don't mess with taken ponies.
You've been assigned as Ponyville Schoolhouse's newest teacher. Princess Celestia has felt that the younger minds of Equestria might benefit most from the cultural exchange and knowledge brought about by the introduction of another species to the world. Sufficient flexibility has been given to you in regards to lesson planning and all the core subjects such as English and Math are already taught by the only other teacher at the school - Cheerilee.
A lot of trust is being placed in your ability to influence and shape the newest generation of Ponyville's citizens. So what do you teach them?
>>27855107
>So what do you teach them?
Rock 'N Roll.
>>27855130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KJD4aP90YQ
>>27855107
>So what do you teach them?
Democracy.
What happened to the canon of FiM to make it so bad?
>>27852551
Season 3
>>27852551
DELETE THIS
>>27852551
Napoleon lost
This pony makes me want ice cream
>>27852535
>Fetish oriented
>>27852535
I like the coloration of the horn. There are some really well made OCs that are lore friendly enough to be cameoed in the show. This and the coffee one from a while back are examples.
>>27852706
>There are some really well made OCs that are lore friendly enough to be cameoed in the show
>This
are you kidding?
Is there any pone themed bane green?
TELL ME ABOUT THE ABOMINATION
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK
NOBODY CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE HEADBAND
>>27852105
LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED CRYSTALLER
IS IT FUCKING HAPPENING?!?!?!?!?
>>27851627
slashy pls
>>27851627
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!?!?!?!?!??!
https://youtu.be/LWUmsY1yMvc
Fuck off.
I want to hold hands with fluttershy
>>27851595
>hold hands
This is a christian board you degenerate, there are children reading this god dammit. Take that filth elsewhere.
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>>27851595
>hold hands
What the fuck is wrong with you
Why no love for cheller horse?
>>27851515
Octavia storydump http://pastebin.com/dMGiu2Rv
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OMG anon I can't believe I get to meet a human!!
What's that?!
Whats this here?!
what does this do?!
These are weird, what are they for?!
What are these for?! Pants!? Cool take em off what's underneath?! Can I touch it?!
Another pony-wants-to-touch-your-dick thread
no Lyra you cannot know my... shameful secret.
>>27851373
>>Another pony-wants-to-touch-your-dick thread
>implying that there is a problem
PONIES ARE COMING ON!
>>27850975
gr8 screencap m8, i r8 that screencap 8/8
>>27850992
look you're new and I can tell but I'm pissed of this kind of response every week. Please lurk more or kindly fuck off.
>>27850975
turn it up
TURN IT UP
is there anything that hasn't changed since season 1? i honestly can't think of anything.
>>27850756
war... wait that changed in the season 5 finale. fuck.
>>27850756
twilight diagnosed with cancerpossibly we are cancerous
look at those tumours on her back
Launch into the excitement of My Little Pony adventures with the Guardians of Harmony and party pony Cheese Sandwich! This Guardians of Harmony Cheese Sandwich Party Tank playset is ready for action. Place the helmet accessory on the Cheese Sandwich pony figure and have a blast with this party pony! Load the tank with the funny pelican and chicken projectiles and launch for some laughs! The 3.25-inch Cheese Sandwich pony figure is poseable for fun action play and comes with a tank and 5 accessories, including a wearable badge. Also look for other Guardians of Harmony sets!
>>27850717
>actual, true to the show looking, fun toys
Who else /toy/ and hype here?
>>27850732
I do
This is literally the first time in history a "little girls brand" has stepped out of the pink aisle.
It's truly a landmark in toy history
>>27850717
Is that a chickun cannon?