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"Anon, what's God?"
>Well ya see Twilight, we humans didn't know much in the early days
>We saw natural phenomena and thought it extraordinary
>We couldn't explain it with simple loogic or reason
>So we invented divinity
>This eveolved into deities
>And eventually into a figure called God
>God was supposedly the creator of all things. Anything we couldn't explain, was done by God
"So, God was a pre-scientific explanation for nature?
>Yes, Twilight. I can explain more if you like

>>27854923
That's... Very accurate.

>>27854934
I fucked up the spelling, though.

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>>27854407
As long as she puts my cumrags in her mouth I'm prepared to die a happy man.

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>>27854407
She'd probably see me as a friend.

>>27854407
Obviously us Flutterbutter fans would pander to her.

I'd act much nicer in front of her

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>>27852805
>tfw that entire poll was just a scam to see which toys to charge the most for

>>27852805
It's not really valid considering you could vote several times a day

>>27852805
>Being so much of a beta that you're forced to make the only pony more beta than you your waifu

>>27844763
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>>27844763
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Neat.

>>27843229
What am I supposed to accepting?
Sexual ponies or sexual Starlight?

>>27843229
That's what filters are for.

>>27842012
will be there after bronycon.
going to be fantastic, was there the last few years.

those panels are always fun.

Season 6 is last season. Calling it now.

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>>27842012
Livestream or no?

>>27841246
That looks terrible

She looks very smug desu senpai

>>27841246
I wanna rub my wiener on her thighs

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>>27835419
ya sure

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>>27835419

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>>27835087
I am ScarfAnon.
Send me 50€ and I may consider talking with you

>>27835087

[email protected]

Ask him to be put on the list for the next batch. I hope I'll get mine in time for the summer cup.

>>27835289
There's gonna be another batch?

>What Grandpa said…
>You can’t help it, the tears are coming to your eyes too
“I-It’s so sad!” You sob as you take the old pegasus in a tight hug “I didn’t know the story of dad and mom was a tragedy”
>”There, there…” He pats your back “D-don’t worry, that story had a Happy ending, so it’s alright”
>The rest of your friends let you have your moment, a compassionate smile on their face as they observe in silence
>Except Gale Dust, who, instead, seems a little lost in his thoughts
>”So that’s the whole story…” He thinks out loud “When they said she died that day… It wasn’t far from the truth after all…”
>Your grandpa breaks the embrace to give the Pegasus a mean look
>”Uh…” The harrier blushes “S-sorry… I didn’t mean to be insensitive”
>The old pony keeps his intimidation number for a few seconds, but his traits are quick to soften again
>”Nah, just kidding kid. Actually…” A smile comes back on his face “I know my granddaughter can be a bird brain sometimes…”
“Hey!” You scrunch
>”That’s right, Trotting stone” Winty adds “It’s not a correct thing to say”
“Yeah, what he said!”
>”You shouldn’t have said sometimes, Trotting Stone”
>For the monk to choose this moment to try his mouth at joking, you feel intensely betrayed to be the first victim
“B-b-but…” You sniff under the laughs of your friends “Why does everyone make fun of me all of a sudden?!”
>”Hahaha!” Your grandpa let a loud laugh out “You! I like you!” he says to the monk “But I was saying, Happy Birdie is not the type to meddle with meanies, so I can’t imagine any of you to be bad persons”
>”Though, I’m interested in knowing how my little Happy Birdie came to travel with you”
>”I mean, a bard, and monk, a harrier and a plant enter a bar… Doesn’t that sounds like the first line of a horribly bad joke?” He chuckles

>>27834144
“Hum… I guess I should tell you… But only if you all stop teasing me!”
>You proceed to tell him about your recent adventures, and how you met your friends
>Starting with your first stop at Mount Ponlympus, you quickly follow with your adventures in the minotaur town of Malba
>This part of the tale naturally start to get longer as you start to introduce the friends who stuck with you until even now, but also the challenges you faced
>Naturally, Winty is quick to join in telling the tale, and of course you also mention Eerie Birch as well as your possible next trip to Hortensia
>At last comes your days of travel toward Daedalus, when you met your two most recent companions
>Gramps had a broad smile on his face for all the duration of your story
>”Aaah…” He starts once you’re finished, lying back on his chair “Reminds me of myself when I was young…”
>“I’m happy to hear you’ve had your share of adventure AND without too much trouble”
>”And let me repeat myself” Gramps takes his serious tone “You should really write your father a letter to tell him you’re alright”
>”As long as you’re not world famous, he’ll be glad to hear from you from time to time”
“Alright, alright, I’ll think about it…”
>He nods in approval before stretching his old arms, his joints creaking a little unpleasantly as he does
>”Hmf! ‘don’t know about you” Gramps says “But my back is telling me I’ve been sitting on this chair for way to long”
>”I wouldn’t decline a night in a fine warm bed, what do you all think?”
>”If you’d accept” Fast Caravan, the minotaur friend of Gramps, tells you “I could have you all stay at the Oakvale family manor”
>”They’re nice fellas” Gramps comments “Fast Caravan has been working for them since forever”

>>27834152
>”I’m convinced they wouldn’t mind housing the whole of you for the whole duration of the games since you’re friends of mine” Fast Caravan continues
>”And besides” Trotting Stone gives a wink to the old minotaur “You’re kinda in charge of the family’s estate right now anyway”
>*sigh* ”Yes, I sure am…” He says, but his defeated tone doesn’t make it sound like good news

>What do?

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>>27831563
Sorry OP, pony comics died the day she left.

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>>27831563
Here

>>27831640
thats fucking dark dude

>>27814907
I'm going to take the fucking offer and have a great time with a great pony, that's what I'm gonna do.

>>27814907
You said it yourself, watch a movie together and eat something

>>27814907
Eat her
Out

>>27754279
>Apparently We're A General Now Edition
that was obvious from the second thread. as long as we dont start using numbers and a pastebin with all the threads it should be fine.

>>27754279
OC thread has always been a general.

Asking for r8 n h8

>>27754004

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>>27754263

>Last we left off, Lithy had just kissed Bottle Cap in the midst of an orchestral dance among the spirits of the woods.
>And they've been sort of at it for a little while now.
>But alas, all things must eventually come to an end.

>Who would we like to play today?

>>27754288
If the sun hasn't set, Bottle Cap.

If it has, Dorchadas.

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Keep this thread alive for a couple hours and I'll start work on a story.