Lets find out more about the tastes of /mlp/ : http://www.strawpoll.me/10701559
>>27845675
I remember when these polls would end with 70%+ for MLP pones
>>27845675
Does "Anime Girls" apply to other 2D girls within the western world like western cartoons and western vidya (note: by "western" I mean the western hemisphere of Earth, not the wild western frontier in North America)?
And also where do non-pony MLP species like griffons and dragons apply?
>>27845783
I suppose you could consider anime girls to include both western animated women and vidya, I just put anime girls as the option since they seem to be the most popular.
I left out non-pony species like dragons and griffons, sorry.
I want pinkie pie to kiss me on the cheek
>>27845219
Howunexpectedly innocent.
>>27845219
degenerate
>>27845219
sick bastard
The show needs more of these old horsey kicks from the first seasons.
>>27844054
Those good times won't come back anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTblw_-NGO8
>>27844054
kinky horse sex 5/5 hardcore fucking
>>27844054
How would you, in a non sexual fashion, deal with a young filly having a crush on you? Would you let her down gently, or start acting differently to lose your appeal or take her on a couple of pretend dates to get it out of her system?
>>27841438
By dealing with it sexually
>>27841438
>rape
>>27841438
by non sexually, you mean sexually then i would sex it.
ITT: We Analysis our waifu's on arbitrary criteria. Then criticize and trigger each other, sometimes because of honest evaluation.
I'll start......
>Home Life
I imagine Harshwhinny would be a secret high functioning alcoholic. She'd probably just keep cases upon cases of scotch, whisky, brandy and many other sorts of liquors in the basement. But not wine, that's for faggots.
She'd be the kind of nigga that'd start a conversation with you, but really only want to talk about herself. A typical conversation would go like how was your day? Then lead to it being hour 3 of her rant about how she's getting tired of the fucking class action lawsuit against her company for not hiring Ziggers because their lazy.
>Personality
She'd be strike and hard-hearted on the outside. Putting up a massive front against the world, but in reality she's kind of just a sad sack who stays home a lot and who's only social interaction is corporate events and work related things.
>Typical Dates
Probably Dorsia, t b h, we'd probably just go to restaurants that have a bar, then sit at the bar, and then she'd get super shit faced.
>Interactions with friends and family
They'd think I'm a faggot for being with a pony.
In time they'd accept it. But they'd still think I'm a faggot, she'd never want to see them, mainly because she says too busy to visit.
>What she'd think of me
At one point she remembered that I was an Engineer, and a certified one at that. But as time would push on, she'd forget that, and just enjoy my company. At some point she just assumed I was an accountent...the career I told her I hated the most.
She'd think I was dependable and would stick to me like glue when I was around, while whispering racist things to me.
>Faggotry that may ensue
She'd go through suicidal fits. Mainly centered around the whole "NOBODY LIKES ME!!!!" theme. I'd have to stay up all night to make sure she doesn't suck a shotgun off.
>IN GENERAL
It would be a codependent relationship.
>Kissu
She'd be great at it. Though her horse lips may kind of vacuum my own into her mouth, and it would probably tickle.
>Cooking
When I say breakfast for dinner, I actually mean dinner for breakfast, and she gets that. You don't get that level of understanding with your match.coms and your Ashley Madisons.
>Cleaning
She gets me squeaky clean in the tub, and the house is usually smelling of hay and lemon, but sometimes I find pee on the toilet seat. 7/10.
>Clown Defense
Mandatory. Absolutely mandatory.
>Not Deleting My Recordings
Needs improvement.
>Algebra Homework
Check.
>Couponing
Yeah.
>Hot Diggety Dawg
Darn tootin'.
This is the waifu equivalent of that trusty pair of sweatpants you've had for 3 years, the ones you throw on commando after peeling off those sweaty briefs from a hard day's grind, catapulting into the Lazy Boy and just fusidhfhsfhsdlkfasklgasbgkljadfmbjfguysfvbj xcvsfnv
>IN GENERAL
One Wai Fus All. Nothing like cradling her peachbottom in my hand as we snuggle and watch Discovery Channel adverts.
>>27839272
sounds like a real beeyotch to be earnest fammerstein
>>27839450
Are you drunk too Anon?....I'm pretty drunk honestly.
>>27839272
>Bacon
It's pretty hard to cook bacon badly. That said, I think Glimglim's bacon would be the best thing ever, since the lines of meat and fat would remind her of equal marks.
>Necktie
Ooh, necktie. There are so many kinky things I'd do with her with a black necktie around her neck. And she'd love every one of them, naturally.
>Caligula's Horse
Humans and ponies can't breed (inb4 satyrs; they're shit) so when we get married, we'll get a puppy. When that puppy matures, we'll make her the town psychologist. I think the only therapy necessary in Our Town is the occasional session in the time-out shed, but a dog would still be better at therapy than some snake oil salespony with a meme degree.
>Wheels
Some ponies don't trust wheels. Perfectly understandable; wheels are the primary cause of roadkill. But I'm going to buy her a giant peppermint candy wheel for her birthday this year, and I think she'll love it.
>Fireworks
A romantic night of cuddling and watching fireworks bursting in the sky would be enhanced by the anguished screams of thoughtcriminals in the time-out shed being blinded by the light of truth.
>What she'd think of me
She'd love me for loving her for her instead of what she pretends to be. And my generosity. As you may tell from above, I'm a very loving and generous person.
>IN GENERAL
It would be a divine matrimony made in heaven by god, Jesus, and the bear conductor.
No, seriously, how can you watch this crap? It's a never ending toy commercial aimed at fillies.
>>27836474
Wouldn't it be aimed at little colts?
>>27836474
How do you manage to talk about nothing but apples every time I see you?
>>27836474
hey hey faggot! over here!
Are you fishing? Noice
Just that I wanted to say that I've got prepared better baits than yours. Feel free to catch mines.
Now,try again but remember,dont kill threads if you fail miserably.
Have you met my wife?
>>27833353
>not shim
>>27833353
Who is this semen demon?
>>27833353
Have you met these nuts on your chin?
Is anyone here looking for a new skype home?
I want a place where I can freely discuss my power level and also discuss some other things.
post your skype!!!!
no this is not for any of you weiner faces on the mlp plays skype.
>>27845032
add me livingindigo.
I want to do voice calls regularly
>>27845037
I want to get to know you.
I want to peel you apart, break you down. And build you up into one of my own, as I would have you do the same to me.
Let's all share this mentality and become each other. non sexually of course.
>>27845050
let's all share pictures of ponies all day and have conversations. let's make sure that we're all nice with each other. even the druggies and the prostitutes.
But not the drug addicted prostitutes
Here, Anons, have a (you).Everyone deserves a (you) every once in a while.Everyone wants to be noticed...
27845027(you) shall get nothing
everyone but you 27845027
>>27845073
Here you go anon, have a you, you've earnt it
You're about to have sex with your waifu for the first time ever, and you're so excited that before you can even penetrate her you cum all over the outside of her maregina.
How does she react?
>>27844538
We go again because I can.
Who /cumsrelativelyfastbutcangotwotothreetimesinarow/ here?
She probably smirks a bit, but that would turn into a scream real quick as I thrust in.
I've trained myself down to no refractory period between round 1 and round 2. After that, it jumps by ten minutes each time.
Hasbro knows.
(That's from an official toy by the way)
>>27844020
what does the t stand for?
>>27844032
Timber
>>27844032
Seriously?
>"ah no fags today"
Well hy there!
But, what Twilight Sparkle didn't know was!OP is a faggot. Of course this is spoilered
Find a flaw
>>27842640
there blue
>>27842640
Literally none. Best grills 10/10
>>27842640
>finding a flaw
>sugar coat and trixie
You playing a joke on us? It's a trick question since there are none.
What does /mlp/ think of Blackgryphon?
>>27842273
gey
>>27842273
he's a colossal faggot.
and a pathetic tryhard.
>>27842286
Just like you anon.
So i was clopping to ponys and shit and my parents come in. i knew they were coming so i changed my screen from clop to youtube long before they came in (they are fucking loud as shit.) they ask me to look something up for them. instead of opening a new tab i open the pony porn. and its a gif of RD sucking cock.
Parents are upstairs right now talking.
wat do?
>>27842154
>apply finger to trigger
they'll never take you alive
>>27842154
Study grammar then make this (You) thread again
>>27842154
show them the majestic pony pussy