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>>28355748
To the everfree!

I immediately bludgeon myself to death with my own hooves.

>>28355748
I >rape myself.

"Cause you're my slave," You tell Humming Bee, "I thought I might make your dream more... sexual. You do know that Book is a book, right?"
Humming Bee's face glows red as a blush adorns her face. She gets up and looks at you.
"Can you please not tell him," She begs, "I-I'm not sure how he would react, and... how are suppose to love a sentient book?"

What do you do?

>>28353661
well he looks and feels like a stallion and he presumably has the equipment needed in order for you to show him how much you "love" him. I'm now curious to see if there would be any effect if we used the "heat" spell on him.

>>28353635
Missed last thread. Can I get a recap?

>>28348738
Let's see if we can't bother Poppy for some supplies.

>>28348738
Clean up a little before heading out. If an 'artiste' like us can't risk getting our claws bloodstained hunting there's no reason we should go out looking like we just went hunting.

Who are the ponies associated with those names anyway?

>>28348793
This, also can we have some more info on who these ponies are?

>Rays of sun tickle your nose as the morning light creeps through the windows
>You scrunch your muzzle in reflex and pull whatever you have in your arms right now closer to yourself
>Said whatever responds by hugging you tightly and nuzzling into your neck while still being fast asleep
>Opening a single eye, you see Chase snuggled up close, holding you motherly
>You can still see where the tears streamed down her face last night, but by now, she has a sweet and innocent smile on her face
>Her breathing is absolutely calm and you can hear her heart beating in a slow, steady rhythm
>The warmth of her cuddles feels good, it reminds you how your mother held you when you were younger
>Soon you realize that your mentor doesn't seem to want to wake up anytime soon though and you can smell breakfast from here
>You might be able to nudge her awake, but she looks so peaceful right now, would you really want to try and disturb that?
>Or you could see about sneaking out of bed and getting breakfast yourself?
>Do you even want to eat? Or do you have something else planned for the morning?
>What do you do?

>>28345496
Let's wake her up gently. By cuddling closer and nuzzling our head into her chest.

>>28345496
It's a good idea to make sure we get breakfast every day we can. It would also be best for her to wake up while we're still here.

>>28345049
Why doesn't she fly ahead and slow her down? We can split up and surround her.

“Sextant, great!” You crow as you push past a pack of unicorns. “Fly over the crowd, get in front of her, slow her down! Then we’ll come in for a kill?”

“Because!” She says with a bit of upsetment. “This is pointless and stupid! We’re not getting anything out of this! Just report her to the guards and let’s get back to work!”
“I dunno, Sextant,” Rivet says. “This is pretty fun. Plus she did screw us over. Don’t you wanna, y’know, get back at her?”

“I just don’t think it's important.” Sextant says, swerving to avoid a pegasus flying over the hustle and bustle.

Well your crew is stuck. Are you going to live and let live or make that fucker pay?

>>28345332
It's important to us so please help.

>>28333941
Want to write for the thread, but don't have any ideas? Take your pick from these:

>A history lesson with Cheerille that turns very lewd, very slowly.
>A very insecure Rainbow Dash challenges you, the male coach of the soccer team, to a game of soccer. If she wins, you have to let her play on the boy's team. If you win, she'll do something unspecified for you.
>You find a teenage Scootaloo out on the streets, begging passerbys for spare change or food. You strike up a relationship with her after taking pity on her, and taking her out for ice cream
>In order to raise some cash for a fundraiser, you decide to auction yourself off as a male prostitute to the highest bidder. Right as you're about to be sold off to a mare, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon show up, and place a bid higher than all the others. You're carted off with them, wondering how exactly you're going to come out of this with a sound mind.
>Anon giving instructions to ponies on how to molest foals, maybe it's a mother/son, father/daughter, or what have you that turns into a hands on demonstration
>Anon is an edgy teenager who is adopted into a family with two perverted sisters
>Teenager Eris, doing sexy, yet chaotic things to you in the bedroom. Would midly annoy you while turning you on.

>>28333951
>Having sex with the lovely Mayor Mare or Twilight Velvet, each of them coddling you like loving mothers while they rock your world.
>Banging a teenager Harshwhinny, who having no experience, would request that you take the reins for the night. You explain what she should do every step of the way, and relish as she clumsily screws everything up
>Adopting a young Barb, and raising her in a somewhat isolated manner until she was a teen, where you would then buy her revealing attire that she would wear around the house, tempting you unknowingly at every turn.
>Letting Fleur-Dis-Lee "seduce" you, and then proceed to playfully vie for control once in the bed, while neither of you truly gain dominance over the other
>Fun sex with a teenage Pinkie Pie, who's just glad that she's experiencing something new and pleasurable

>>28333941
>mfw new name.
N I C E

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"The intrepid and beautiful space vigilante makes her way across the strange alien landscape.
As she scopes out the landscape she watches for the ruthless space admiral who seeks to bring her in for taking the law into her own hooves. She plays a deadly game as the sneaky admiral could be around any corner. Unsure of how to proceed our heroine stands atop the ruins of an unknown civilization surveying her surroundings, with her hoof ready to grab her space ray, if she needs to do battle."

You are the filly Hidden Gem and currently you are playing space ponies in the city junkyard with your friend Dusty Miller.

How do you proceed?

>>28331472
Find Dusty and declare them an enemy combatant, then proceed with a sweet play-lazer fight

>>28331472
"Prepare to surrender yourself Admiral Blortz! I Captain Savage of the Space Rangers have you surrounded!

>>28319045
>anthro
Delete this

>>28319045
Yay, you are back!

>>28319117
I'll be back around 3 or 5.

>>28313817
You were going to ask the old bull if he had seeds which Winter Seed may want, but you remember the monk told you he already had everything he needed. But still, there’s lots of questions you’d like to ask the old shaman.

(Alright mister Willowhorn) You begin, sitting comfortably on your fluffy behind (That seem to be some pretty hard work you’ve done to polish your powers! Are shamans like you common in the minotaur lands?)
“Shamans aren’t uncommon, Harmony” The elder bull answers “Truth be told, shaman is the most common way to call a user of the occult arts for minotaurs, regardless of the actual nature of their skills. One could find shamans in almost every minotaur community! As for me, I don’t think I had it harder than any other profession. I do consider myself rather lucky to have been able to pursue my own way. Some people don’t have this chance.”

(Huh… So, is it even possible to sum up the kind of magic minotaurs use? I’m asking because a few days ago I met a couple of ponies who wanted to study minotaur magic)
“Hum…” The shaman ponders “When they talked about minotaur magic, I suppose these ponies you speak of had an interest in the most spontaneous expression of it, right? This power manifests itself when we, minotaurs, stop thinking and let our burning emotions, beliefs and determination guide us. It’s really hard to control on purpose. Actually, I have found myself quite incapable to summon such prowess myself since many years ago. I chose a path more universal, about listening to the profound nature of things all around us and finding enlightenment through peace of mind. But that’s just me, and shamans among the minotaur land hold a wide variety of knowledge, and many still make use of this innate power.”

(Woah, so that why you can talk to animals! That’s amazing!)

>>28313825
“Yes it’s a part of what I learned. To communicate with those who do not speak an articulate language, one must re-learn to listen to the most basic forms of expression. Right now, when you’re speaking with this body, you’re not using only your mouth, but through your expressions and the emotions you display, you instinctively know how to convey, but also how to interpret thoughts without words.”

That sounded… complicated. But still, this is probably the point you’re most curious about!
(Say) you start expectantly (Is there a way for me to still be able to talk to animals after I’m back to normal? I really liked being able to talk to an alraune friend of mine…)
“Well, I may have a good news for you about that.” Willowhorn says “Since you’ve been forced into a state where you couldn’t use words, there’s a decent chance you’ll be able to keep that ability even as a pony”
“All you have to do is to make sure to practice talking without words until it becomes like a second nature. The hardest part, to open your mind to the emotions people convey, has already been forced on you.”

A wide grin appears on your face.
(Woah! That’s super-duper awe-) You start, but you’re cut in your sentence as a sudden wave of dizziness washes over you, making you stagger on the table.
“Huh?” The minotaur shaman frowns at your obviously unexpected daze “Could it be…” he mutters to himself as he takes another pinch of powder, and swiftly casts it on you again.
This time, the odd feeling is even stronger that before, and you feel like the gust of green powder just sent your whole body barrelling down a hill. For a moment, everything turns black and you completely lose track of reality.

>>28313839
But after a fortunately brief moment, you start to see a blurry mush colours again, as well as a floor under you. You painfully put your hoof on you aching head and- Wait, hoof? Th-that’s right you can feel it! You’re a pony again! If you weren’t about throw up your brain right now, you’d probably have jumped to the roof in joy. But before you can muster the energy, an old familiar face fills your blurry vision.

“Harmony!” Gramps takes you in his old arms, a startled expression exaggerating the wrinkles under his eyes “Is that you? Please, erm… tell me how old I am!”
“I… I don’t know” You respond, still in a daze “You forbid everyone to count before I was even four!”
“Oh thanks goodness it really is you!” A smile flashes across the old traveller’s face, before he suddenly take you in a tight hug. You remain like that for a while mainly because you’re still more than a little confused. Still, you eventually manage to get a look on your surroundings.
You are currently in the Oakvale manor, even though you don’t recognize the room you’re in. There’s gramps, and the landlords Treasure Chest and Goal Horn who’s helping Gust to get on his hooves. Fast Caravan and half a dozen minotaur guards are here too.

“Grampa” You start after breaking the hug “W-what happened? Did you get these two?”

“Well, we got the two of YOU” Gramps answers “But there took possession of your bodies, right? We have no idea we the real they are…”
“When we found them… I mean you… I mean! The bad guys were trying to steal the Great Wood horn of the Oakvale family when we caught them!”

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>>28307470

>You led the small engineer pony back to your ship, and she took a look at it.
>Apparently, being stuck on a rock in the middle of an alternate dimension really sets you back on the whole technological improvements thing.
>This ship was pretty cheap, too, compared to others. You could imagine that her poor little head would explode at the sight of some of those ships.

>>28307491
Check if it's the box that we got from the other rock.

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>>28307491
I'm thinking about my options QM, I'll return to you in 72 hours. Just a question, if I get quads in next post can we turn super saiyan and fly into space?
Or is this CYOA 'on rails'?

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>>28216009
...everyone!

First you talk to Sako.
“So Sako, what do breezies usually drink to get drunk.”
>Sachiko:”Nothing to special. I mean we of course don’t have grapes for wine, or any big fruits, but what we got are some smaller berries to make liquor out of. Though the most common thing is wine made out of pollen.”
You keep talking with her about the pollen wine for a little longer, till you move on to Pinkie.
“Hello. That leg twitch of yours, is that magical?”
>Pinkie Pie:”No silly, it’s just my pinkie sense. ”

So since you are working at the bakery, I was wondering if you could finish us a little cake for tomorrow when we leave.”
>Pinkie Pie:”Aww you already leaving? I know I gonna throw an awesome goodbye party for you guys. Oh, but if I make it to awesome you might be happier about leaving ponyville than to stay here. I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU LIKE YOUR PARTIES.”
From the depths of her mane she pulls out a note block and starts to watch and note the others of your group.
You decide to move on to your next friend.
One by one you go through having talks, speaking about their expectations, and their time in ponyville.
Some of them even share a friendly dance with you.
Overall a very pleasant evening.

After the party slowly came to an end you move to bed.
The next morning your wake up a little tired, but still you had worse nights.
You quickly finish your morning routine and think about the plans today, you still will have to visit Spike and the blacksmith.
Anything else you want to do?

thanks for not letting me post 4chan

>>28248660
We need to check to see if that cockatrice is there and if it is we need to pick up a falcon cap. Other then that there's not much else to do.

>>28248660
Snuggle our changeling first and foremost. We want to keep her well fed and healthy after all.

>>28104423
>rape

>>28104423
>>>/FimFiction/

>>28104429
>>>/s/afespace

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>filly

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Or actually... I guess the Friendship is Magic #45 storytime died. Check yayponies.

616 - The Times They Are A Changeling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dELIxZvCMzo
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4pk6ak

617 - Dungeons & Discords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1U0dbkUXIY
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4qmdhk

618 - Buckball Season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s9hC6NvzX4
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4rqeua

620 - Viva Las Pegasus: The Map sends Applejack and Fluttershy to Las Pegasus where they find Flim and Flam working in a resort called Gladmane's.

621 - Every Little Thing She Does: Although Starlight Glimmer is excelling at her magical studies with Twilight Sparkle, she has been avoiding her friendship lessons. Feeling pressure to impress her teacher, Starlight attempts to tackle several friendship problems at once, with questionable results.

622 - P.P.O.V. (Pony Point of View): Twilight must find the truth after Applejack, Rarity and Pinkie Pie have three different versions of events from their boat trip and are upset with each other.

623 - Where the Apple Lies: When Apple Bloom tells a white lie to cover up a mistake, Applejack shares the story of how she came to value honesty after telling a series of lies that almost destroyed the farm and landed the whole Apple family in the hospital.

624 - Top Bolt: Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle are sent to the Wonderbolt Academy to help two friends, Vapor Trail and Sky Stinger, solve a friendship problem that could prevent them from getting into the Academy.

Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c

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You can go to Equestria, but you will have to turn into one of these ponies when you get there.

http://bronies.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

>gabby

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>country filly

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616 - The Times They Are A Changeling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dELIxZvCMzo
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4pk6ak

617 - Dungeons & Discords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1U0dbkUXIY
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4qmdhk

618 - Buckball Season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s9hC6NvzX4
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4rqeua

620 - Viva Las Pegasus: The Map sends Applejack and Fluttershy to Las Pegasus where they find Flim and Flam working in a resort called Gladmane's.

621 - Every Little Thing She Does: Although Starlight Glimmer is excelling at her magical studies with Twilight Sparkle, she has been avoiding her friendship lessons. Feeling pressure to impress her teacher, Starlight attempts to tackle several friendship problems at once, with questionable results.

622 - P.P.O.V. (Pony Point of View): Twilight must find the truth after Applejack, Rarity and Pinkie Pie have three different versions of events from their boat trip and are upset with each other.

623 - Where the Apple Lies: When Apple Bloom tells a white lie to cover up a mistake, Applejack shares the story of how she came to value honesty after telling a series of lies that almost destroyed the farm and landed the whole Apple family in the hospital.

624 - Top Bolt: Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle are sent to the Wonderbolt Academy to help two friends, Vapor Trail and Sky Stinger, solve a friendship problem that could prevent them from getting into the Academy.

Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c

moe.jpg

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>>28382413
Looks promising, definitely not already shit.