Whom here knows what to become a grammar Nazi?
The tips, tricks, faqs? I'm virtually quick study.
>>7574580
Yeah, pay attention in class and come back when you meet the age requirement.
Find some arbitrary rules like split infinitives or the serial comma and demand that they be adhered to strictly. Copyedit any text you can find with your fussy personal sentence structures, especially casual texts from friends and family.
>>7574660
Arbitrary rules were found, some, such the like as infinitives (splitted), commas regular and serial, also known (AKA) as oxford, generally capitalized: Oxford, and, as to be suggested, demand all adhered to forever strictess.
What does /lit/ think of Goethe?
I want to read him but I cannot read German. How difficult is he to read for current-German readers?
its no hard to read goethe if you're a native german speaker. sometimes you have to turn your brain on to understand some of the meanings of his sentences but it should be no problem for someone interested in literature.
i don't know how it is for a non-native german reader. the texts are 200 years old so there are some words in there that even germans have to look up to get the meaning of but if you can manage to read Goethes Faust you won't regret it. its one of those rare books that is just pure literature and if you read it you will know what i mean.
maybe if you are really interested start with "Die Leiden des jungen Werthers". its not too long, the story not to complex and because of it people have killed themselves.
I have to Goethe the bathroom
boring shit
Blood Meridian's narrator is not an authorial voice that exists outside the narrative. The narrator is Judge Holden himself.
The narrator is Samuel Chamberlain's spirit form, possessing Cormac's mind. The Kid is Chamberlain. The kid didn't murder or rape any children, and the Judge was never in the outhouse; the only thing left in the outhouse was the spirit of the kid and about 80lbs of cowboy shit. The man lived happily everafter.
ok guys, my goal is to make a basic 50-100 pages short story.
my plan is to use that as the basics upon a magazine will be made about the story, with fake ads about locations and characters inside the story, stuff like fake interviews with the characters and the story being told with diferent articles about diferent aspect of the story.
I wanna do this because I've fallen in love with graphic design and plain text doesn't feel like it would give me all those aesthetical pleasures a magazine layout could give me (layout, designing basic geometric shapes, photos, etc).
I love to draw and this would also means I could express all my autism.
I dunno if some writer has ever done this.
I'm afraid it will be too diferent to actual literature as for the shitty nobel comittee to give me their shitty medal.
Hell, I even want to use computers and give it basic interactivity.
I guess it could be something extremelly new.
I guess it would be still literature, in the same sense magazines are also literature (I think).
>inb4 some faggot says it's a videogame or mention homestuck like a retard.
>when u tryna craft a master piece but ur granma wont stop botherin u
>>7574518
english isn't my native language, so pls forgive my taco english.
>>7574521
Your English is fine. I was just 'avin a giggle at the painting.
What /lit/ thinks about these different ways to concieve the philosophy?
>>7574385
Don't feel with all the shitposting going on you will be able to slip past.
>>>/his/phil
Enjoy your week ban.
What do hardcore analytics even fucking do?
Serious question. I am continental as shit and I literally never run into anything analytic except maybe Pooper.
>>7574385
That image is horribly inaccurate.
I'm trying to read a bunch of books that deal with themes like: islands, corruption of man, jungles, savages, stuff like that.
Do you have any suggestions beyond what I've already read? (Robinson Crusoe, Heart of Darkness, Island of Doctor Moreau, and pic related.)
Feel free to suggest classics or anything, really.
The Mysterious Island by Jules Verne.
Would anyone know if "The Possibility of an Island" is anything like what OP is looking for?
I haven't read it, just saw the name on here before.
A Brief History of Seven Killings by Marlon James
All Soul's Rising by Madison Smartt Bell
The Kingdom of this World by Alejo Carpentier
What are the best books on psychology?
>>7574270
Eichmann in Jerusalem: A Report on the Banality of Evil by Hannah Arendt
>>7574270
You'd be better off asking, which author will make you a better psychologist?
Discipline and punish
Is this too long to justify reading through it?
Can we ever have one thread that isn't fucking stupid? Does everything have to be "Is this worth reading?" "Thoughts?" "What does /lit/ think of this?" "I started this but I don't want to finish it."
Can we ever talk about a book one time? I shitpost all day here and I still want to talk about a real fucking book one fucking time. Can you just go read this book and then come back and we'll fucking talk about it you piece of shit?
>>7574256
1k pages. lol uhhh yeah for you it is
>>7574265
You haven't read it, have you?
David Bowie's favorite books:
http://mashable.com/2016/01/11/david-bowie-top-favorite-100-books/
What do you think?
>>7574248
I'm choosing to believe that Eliot, Bellow, and Nabokov were included because they were real favorites of his, while Junot Diaz and Michael Chabon were included because they were friends of Iman or something.
He was a true patrician
You see this people? This is how you be a true patrician, by having your own interests that you deep dive into while still familiarizing yourself with the classics. You get such a sense of David Bowie as a person from this list.
Who else going to lose all hope for life to get better tomorrow?
Reported. Not literature, not /lit/
Go to college confidential
>>7574276
Go to hell
>going to college
I want to buy my friend a birthday gift. He's very interested in highly psychological subject matter, as well as "intimate" personal stories. The last book he loved was "The Book of Disquiet." Would you guys have any recommendations for what I should get him?
Hunger by Knut Hamsun
>>7574235
>Hunger by Knut Hamsun
I like that one! Thanks!
Anyone else have any other suggestions?
Anyone else?
Can someone explain me the true meaning of The Stranger?
I only read short stories and magic realism, so i don't know anything about philosophy and stuff. I bought The Stranger because someone told me that Borges was a huge influence on Camus, but when I readed the book, it was just an edgy dude doing whatever he wants. I know that Camus wrote the book as a critique of nihilism, but when i read it i can't find anything about that.
>image not related
It's a thought experiment about how a nihilist or someone who had lapsed into nihilism would actually fit into the world
Camus is an absurdist and champions caring for its own sake
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"It was true. Summer was over and autumn had not yet begun. Swifts were still calling in the gentle sky. "Will you come back soon?"
"But I haven't left yet. Why do you mention that?"
"Oh, it was just to say something." A trolley goes by. A car.
"Is it true I look like my father?"
"The spitting image. Of course, you didn't know him. You were six months old when he died. But if you had a little moustache!"
He mentioned his father without conviction. No memory, no emotion. Probably he was very ordinary. Besides, he had been very keen to go to war. His head was split open in the battle of the Marne. Blinded, it took him a week to die; his name is listed on the local war memorial.
"When you think about it," she says, "it was better that way. He would have come back blind or crazy. So, the poor man..."
"That's right."
What is it then that keeps him in this room, except the certainty that it's still the best thing to do, the feeling that the whole absurd simplicity of the world has sought refuge here.
"Will you be back again?" she says. "I know you have work to do. Just from time to time..."
But where am I now? And how can I separate this deserted cafe from that room in my past? I don't know any longer whether I'm living or remembering. The beams from the lighthouse are here. And the Arab stands in front of me telling me that he is going to close. I have to leave. I no longer want to make such dangerous descents. It is true, as I take a last look at the bay and its light, that what wells up in me is not the hope of better days but a serene and primitive indifference to everything and to myself. But I must break this too limp and easy curve. I need my lucidity. Yes, everything is simple. It's men who complicate things. Don't let them tell us any stories. Don't let them say about the man condemned to death: "He is going to pay his debt to society," but: "They're going to chop his head off." It may seem like nothing. But it does make a little difference. There are some people who prefer to look their destiny straight in the eye."
Is writing about sadness or the loss of a loved one tacky or insincere if you haven't experienced the exact circumstances you're writing about?
la mort de l'auteur
There are ways of understanding such experiences without experiencing them yourself
Not necessarily, but probably.
Write about what you know.
>In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
What did Nietzsche mean by this?
he meant that you're a faggot
to neetchee god is not "phony"
that quote he said it not
quote from in the at nietsache was how? not any I read
Its my first time on /lit/ and I'm really only here because I'm failing my English class, but there's hope.
And that hope is an anthology of poems,the topic of the anthology is "Cringe Worthy Poems"
So of course I was wondering if /lit/ could help me out, I just need 5 poems written by someone else, sauceable is definitely better, as i will have to write a short autobiography of the author.
Thanks for any help you guys give me.
>>7574033
I think I am gay
Because I take the cocks in
My ass, T B H.
-you