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>>8078278
Great contribution

More or less the worst post I've ever seen here.

I believe it's called bad writing.

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>>8078208
>rereading harry potter

>>8078245

>i only have time for GOOD books

the pretentious cancer that killed /lit/
then again I use to be like you until I grew up

Even at 0$ this would be a terrible deal, you would have to pay me to completely read them, but we all know this is a bait thread and you got the response you wanted.

>>8078205
Jesus Christ, I'm not OP but your sterile criticism is exactly why Postmodernism failed.

>>8078213
Even more bait, wonderful!

This is the worst post I've ever seen on /lit/

Tennyson "In Memoriam A.H.H."

VII
Dark house, by which once more I stand
Here in the long unlovely street,
Doors, where my heart was used to beat
So quickly, waiting for a hand,


A hand that can be clasp'd no more—
Behold me, for I cannot sleep,
And like a guilty thing I creep
At earliest morning to the door.


He is not here; but far away
The noise of life begins again,
And ghastly thro' the drizzling rain
On the bald street breaks the blank day.

>>8078019
Alfred Lord Tennyson - Ulysses
It's kind of longing and wistful, it involves talk about the sea and sailing, it's fairly epic, it's not 2deep4u, and it was written sort of in memoriam to one of Tennyson's friends who had died.

This is the worst post that I have ever seen on this board.

>>8077997
kek

Ice creaming comes across the sky

This is one of the worst posts I've ever seen here.

>>8077952

Why? Too deep for you? Or are you just a caspianfag in denial about his plebhood?

>>8077940
C.S Lewis never wrote anything worth reading.

> IN THE AUTUMN OF 1975 Jacques Lacan, the French structuralist psychoanalyst, paid a rare visit to the United States. Convinced that he was world famous, he announced on his arrival in New York that he wanted to make a private visit to the Metropolitan Opera House. 'Tell them I am Lacan,’ he said. His academic hosts were momentarily nonplussed but, knowing the perils of crossing their guest, rapidly found a solution to the problem. They phoned the director of the Metropolitan and told him that Jean-Paul Sartre wanted to visit incognito. Flattered, the director agreed at once. Having been warned not to address the philosopher by name, he received his distinguished French visitor graciously and a memorable day ensued. Lacan was delighted by his welcome.

> Later Lacan scandalised everyone during a lecture at the Massachusetts Instititute of Technology by the way he answered a question about thought put to him by Noam Chomsky. 'We think we think with our brains,' said Lacan. 'But personally I think with my feet. That's the only way I really come into contact with anything solid. I do occasionally think with my forehead, when I bang into something. But I've seen enough electroencephalograms to know there's not the slightest trace of a thought in the brain.' When he heard this, Chomsky concluded that the lecturer must be a madman.

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PERFECTLY

SELF

>Where do you work?
I'm NEET.

>Goals?
I don't establish long-term goals. Finish my way through Italian, I've already got reading proficiency on French, German and English. Read the 15th book of the month. Fuck an ex-classmate at a party tomorrow. Write an exegesis of the philosophy books I've read this month. Cancel Netflix and a magazine subscription.

>Current state?
NEET but comfy, next year I get my life back on the practical track. It has been an enjoyable year.

>>8077647
None of your business, cunt.

None of your business, cunt.

Solid. ;) cunt

>>8077647
>NEET
>increase daily reading hours from 8 to 14 hrs a day
>not bad desu

>>8077620

>he listens to lit podcasts

you get what you deserve, middlebrow.

>>8077623
whats it like being 2cool4podcasts, anon?

how do you start a podcast?

I was thinking about starting a poetry podcast but I don't know where to start. the only podcasts I've listened to are the Ricky Gervais show and the one with Kevin Smith.

>>8077608
4chanlit.wikia.com/poetry

The way I know that I'm innately beta, and my phenotype is probably the sad result of some epigenetically activated, normally dormant cluster of genes that makes me a huge fucking pussy so I'll be useful to the tribe and die without having any children, is that every time I see a pretty girl my libido only suggests I do submissive shit.

That picture just makes me want to do things for her and give her things. And that's only the civilized upper layer. Beneath that is all the fetishistic weird shit like "I WANT TO BE HER PANTIES T BH."

That's all that exists in my brain, sexually. I was destined to be a gay bitch. My formal cause is meat, and my final cause is Serve The Hive.

>>8077633

lel, this alpha mentality has just severed so many males's perceptions of masculinity, and more importantly, of femininity.

yes, obviously you want to give her, not just shit, but your fucking shit. your baby shit. you want to do things for her because you know what she wants? she wants you to want her, and you know what youre gonna do if u want her to have your baby? youre gonna give her what she wants.

yep. welcome to the power struggle. shes got the fuckin womb. aint got shit to do with sex, or her vagina, and nothing to do with your cock. it has everything to do with her oven. all the other shit youre putting such importance on, all that "i wanna fuck her, do shit for her, give her shit" etc, thats you already accepting her view of the fucking struggle. that shes the one in control here, shes the one you gotta come to if you wanna have a kid, because guess what. everone wants to bake some cookies and shes got what they need; the fucking oven. you can get eggs, flour, milk, etc, fucking anywhere. but a good oven is hard to find motherfucker.

its so much more than genetic. its in every interaction youve ever had with a woman. the psychological shit theyre doing with everyone, MOSTLY OTHER WOMEN, is fucking bats man. and its to fucking convince you that shes got what you need. but negative girl, that aint the fuckin way man operates. thats the way theyve fucking domesticated "men" into operating. women operate behind the scenes, its in large society theyve always had trouble, because theyre such fucking cunts.

but youve gotta transcend this shit. youve gotta man the fuck up, and you know how you do that? you show her youve got more than just cookie dough. youre not gonna not give her what she wants. youre gonna give her what nobody else has ever given her: coffee, conversation, and cookies in the morning. ie, deep sensual yogic love making. the kind of sex that shouldnt even be called sex because 3 letters aint enough to talk about fucking like this. the "this is way beyond both of us (and the kid) and scares the shit out of our idea of this whole mortality/immortality dichotomy and just fucks us all up on the inside like". youre a fuckin man, and your cock can do a bit more than make her forget her problems and shoot warm shit up in that vaginal cavity. and you can be a bit more than a fucking status object she has to fuck with other women. step up kiddo.

It's 18 degrees outside and it's 27 degrees in my apartment and I can't figure out why so I'm going to cut my dick off and hang myself desu

>>8077565

I like the rhythm of this sentence!

Having sex is better than reading the Western canon.

>>8077493
>recombinatory meme-threads
why ayy double-you enn

I'm a Christian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9p---FA48s

>>8077514
Good man

Nothing good

>>8077342
this is the only video game based book I read and it was only because I was actually interested in the video game which got cancelled in the 90s.

There's a weird part at the beginning where Thralls mom makes him suck on her bloody nipples. Also marital rape.

>>8077342
>spending time reading this

>goodreads
here is your reply

Plebs are forced to read him in college

>>8077279
3 1/2 stars / 5 is pretty good. considering 2 1/2 is average. And Ulysses has like 4. So I wouldnt say they are bad

post cock

AVOID AT ALL C O S T

>>8077247
Why