Why are you even here?

It's 18 degrees outside and it's 27 degrees in my apartment and I can't figure out why so I'm going to cut my dick off and hang myself desu

>>8077565

I like the rhythm of this sentence!

Having sex is better than reading the Western canon.

>>8077565
Bravo!

>>8077575
depends

>entire western canon

someone give me a list, pls

>>8077615
it's those books which harold bloom bothered to remember

>>8077615
good luck, it might take you a few days :)

http://sonic.net/~rteeter/grtbloom.html

>>8077621
that's a lot wtf

No, but I just finished 1984 and Dune, so I'm making progress.

>>8077679
If you're under 18 you've just made par