/mtfg/ - mild to fabulous general

>>8668708
do you think she would clean it up for me? th-this is my last diapy and im getting rashies from the poopie and pee...

Use this thread after this one hits 150.

>>8668717
>>8668717
>>8668717

>>8668720
only you can find that out
if she it's true love, she will

>>8668720
Why do you autistic faggots think this dumb shit is funny? Why are transwomen so fucking immature in general?

>>8668729
i mean, to be fair, you're on 4chan
the standard for humor here is reposting "GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW" and saying 'nigger' a lot
so you can at least give her points for originality.

>cummyfeet thread
jesus christ

worse than diapers

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>I shouldn't take these before talking to a therapist
>Took them anyway
"oops"

is it wrong to fake my suicide for nudes because my friend is super clingy

>>8668729
cont.
I just want a place to talk to trans people that isn't so fucked. Everyone in the trans community at large is so fucked.

>>8668741
im not fucked I just like laughing about poopies and peepees

>>8668740
yes??
why do you have to ask, isn't this obvious

only you can put a stop to anime

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do I take AAs no estrogen until my endo apt in nov??

puffybutt do you like being changed or do you just like being in diapies?

>>8668752
AAs will prevent you from being affected by testosterone any further, so it's probably a good idea
but. you could also just self-med estrogen if you're going to be self-medding anyway.

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>>8668751

>>8668755
well I wont have any blood tests done so I figure its safer (also lower risk of getting shipment caught and cheaper) to just take low dosage cypro, or should i

>>8668759
your anime cant effect me im immune

>>8668694
Jealous hon?
>>8668695
You're welcome.

Last thread had a perfect gif so I am expecting good things here don't let me down.

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>>8668754
i never got changed before :<
its nice to be in the diapies, they are super duper comfy

>>8668761
neither estrogen or AAs are controlled substances, so it's very unlikely your shipment will be caught. i'm not sure i've even heard of them being seized.

there's a very low risk of cypro actually causing you major problems, so blood tests are really just a status check, and 3 months is a VERY short period, so even if you are really unlucky and they affect you badly, it's unlikely to do anything.

Is it true that Nines is a boy?
>>8668760
>>8668772

>>8668775
I dont live in america, they're prescription only drugs and random inspections typically happen more frequently on bigger shipments

think ill do it, thanks anon. Ill have some weeks to make sure it goes well before they get here anyway

Is puffybutt diaperf*g?

>>8668781
where do you live?
even in places which try to crack down on that, like the UK and Germany, you can still get HRT through pretty easily
just fyi, you usually start on 2mg estrogen. i bumped up to 4 after 2 months
and 50mg is what most people on cypro take, but that's really strong and if it causes too much depression, 25mg is safe too

a friend of mine said her levels were good on as low as 10mg

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>>8668783
yes

>>8668785
what site sells aa and estrogen?

different anon, i live in america

>>8668785
new zealand. ive ordered rx only meds and had them disappear before, it's really just a chance game. will prolly take a very low dosage but I can check hrtgen for the specifics

>>8668787
qhi and inhouse pharmacy are good

Should diaperfags be publicly executed?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13611079/

>>8668787
Valhalla Marketplace

>>8668787
QHI.co.uk

inhousepharmacy.vu is 'good', but they're a lot more expensive, don't take paypal / most credit cards, and i've heard they've made it harder to order recently.

have you looked up the AAs / types of estrogen?

>>8668789
oh, geez, yeah, i dunno about new zealand's laws
you can only really hope for the best

self-medding actually helps you get prescribed stuff faster, at least here. like when i saw an endo she was going to prescribe me off the bat because i'd already been on HRT for like 5 months

>>8668790
what about men that cum on their feet

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>>8668790
Oui

>>8668797
it's pretty simple, AAs and estrogen are prescription only classified and will be siezed at the border if they're found. but like I said, the bigger the shipment the higher the risk they'll bother to look, hence why im thinking of doing pure cypro no estrogen.

yeah hopefully that's the case tho, will prolly do it and come clean. friend told me th endo im seeing is very cautious about dosages and increases it slowly, so this will help im sure.

>>8668794
oh i already have a script its just ive been on the same dose for about three years now and i wanted to pick up a couple months worth of each to have as a backup supply in case the pharmacy is slow or my refills run out and my doc is slow

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>>8668790
tfw i was the only one to vote agaisnt it :c
my diaperwearing friends are all nice they deserve nice lifes with a daddy or mommy

>>8668800
men that cum on diaperfag feet or men that cum on their own feet?

>>8668801
Can you execute me too
If I'll never transition and be with Matthew what's the point in living

>>8668768
did you wanna be changed though? like by your bf or something? Or is it just cause it's cute and comfy? Does your bf like you in diapers too? I got so many questions :<

>>8668790
aren't you a necrophile?

>>8668805
on their own

or what about men with broad shoulders and charp chins that think theyre women

who here wants to be my bf?

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>>8668808
yeah i wanna be changed by my daddy(bf
they are really comfy and cute tooo

>>8668815
what kind of music do you like

>>8668802
oh, damn. it's luckily pretty easy to get things through, here
i've gotten actual semi-controlled substances through the mail, namely what i'm using for ADHD right now

some doctors can be stingy about self medding i think but the majority don't really see an issue, afaik

>>8668803
oh, alright, that makes sense. QHI has most things, so you should be good with them

>>8668812
what's it called if you have a kink for being the corpse in that situation
i mean like, if a lover kills you and then does stuff

>>8668813
I cum on my own feet but only cause I sit crosslegged sometimes when I fap and my foot is a good cum-catcher. It's NOT cause a fetish for feet at all.

did you ever consider that, hmmmm?

Why is it so good when your gf gets you into a fetish after you reject it and she keeps forcing? Every time (rarely fap at all) I fap I think of her, was that her plan?

>>8668806
You should transition :(

>>8668817
linkin park

>>8668826
what's the fetish

>>8668826
this happened to me. I won't say which. I though it was gross but after her it makes me shiver.

just goes to show you can corrupt anyone to your fetishes if you have enough charisma.

>>8668827
But I'll never have Matthew senpai, why bother ;-;

>>8668789
>>8668794
>>8668818
it says out of stock on qhi, do i just have to scope it out and wait till it comes back in?

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>>8668828
>tfw linkin park was played at work and the song 'heavy' played as i left

>>8668829
If the other anon tells me I'll post it
>>8668834
Tell pls

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>>8668720
>>8668744
it smells like poop here

>>8668836
Not with that attitude you won't!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

lmao every time i visit these threads i remember im a failure even as a tranny and i should kms

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Goodnight /mtfg/

>>8668840
what's out of stock?
you could try inhouse, but they're more expensive, or just wait

>>8668834
>tfw got into masochism and another, unmentionable fetsh due to a girl you had a crush on
luckily on cypro i don't really get into kinks as much

Who else changes tiny bits of your posts and adds the wrong info to make sure your stalker cant recognize your posts here?

>>8668847
if it makes you feel better, i think most of us are failures as trannies

>>8668848
goodnight, anon

>>8668849
the estrogen

>>8668850
>having a stalker
TRUTRANS

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>>8668848
good night see you soon

>>8668846
I knew it was gonna be that video before I even clicked.

I gotta go try and sleep in this heat now though

>>8668853
If I am talking about my bf I say gf instead for example, I sometimes say transbian gf to really throw them off

>>8668850
i do

my ex goes on 4chan so whenever i mention what state im from i pick some other state nearby

>>8668844
I'm ashamed. diapers, poop. only lightly but damn.

>>8668853
I'm repressing or something so it's not really trans

>discord broke again
>on low data cap so reinstalling will take ages but it's literally the only way to fix it
i just want to talk to my girlfriend.

>>8668852
geez, really? i just ordered from them a few weeks ago

>>8668859
off to the guillotine

>>8668856
When it gets like this I usually sleep on top of the covers with a fan pointed at my bed. It still sucks, but it least it's bearable :/

Good luck

>>8668829
Feet
>>8668859
Oh, you did that kind of stuff irl?

>>8668863
when did you start posting in mtfg?

>>8668862
*hug*

>>8668868
like 2 years ago probably? why

>>8668869
ummm your supposed to ask for consent first. you literally just raped her.

>>8668856
I ignored that post but when I saw your post I went up and looked and guessed what it would be and was right

I feel smart

what's the requirements for orchi in america? wpath says 1 year therapy and hrt. lol

do different surgeons have different requirements?

>>8668870
cool thanks
>>8668874
depends on the surgeon

>>8668862
SAME, WHEN CAN I TALK TO EMMA

>>8668869
hug qt

>>8668789
Ooh hey are you the NZ anon from a few weeks ago?
I successfully got meds from QHI to NZ recently, an anon from NZ was curious.

They are out of estrofem atm though but they still have Cypro.

>>8668875
>cool thanks
now I'm scared. why did you wanna know that.

>>8668871
No she's okay with hugs from me

>>8668867
just barely. nothing seriously unsanitary. it's not as appealing irl as it is to think about, obviously.

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>>8668886

>>8668883
yeah that's me, I did see that you got your meds in another post you made which inspired me

did you order both estrogen and cypro in the same order?

>>8668885
doxing
just wanted to make sure it was the same person

>>8668892
Just 2 boxes of estrogen, but I bought some Cypro from a friend in Aussie and that arrived just fine as well.

>>8668891
I'm making breakfast now, sweetie~

>>8668889
What did you do?

>>8668895
Chara is evil

>>8668902
chara is one of the few i dont have much info on

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>>8668900
i'm trying to load web discord but it's being really slow
the interface loaded but it won't show your conversation .__.

huggggggg

>>8668902
Chara is a nice girl.

>>8668912
she lies too much

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oh, there we go

>>8668904
Who are you then leave that poor girl alone

>>8668895
no doxing pls. the whole point of 4chan is that no one knows who you are irl.

>>8668912
do you ignore literally everything she does
like, trying to leech off of a 16 year old girl
and then turning around and blackmailing her

>>8668918
the whole point of a trip is to establish an identity

>>8668919
You know I say things like this for the reactions right?
You must have noticed by now lol.

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>>8668926
my respect may not be an in-demand commodity, but you're sure as hell not earning any more of it

>when E kills your reactions and you lose orbiters

>>8668929
I have zero self respect, I have it stuck in my head that I only deserve to be friends with people that everyone hates.

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My thoughts are commodities
My lies are me
My price is a compromise
My pay is peace
And words just make it worse
They're misunderstood

i love all us tranners

>>8668919
Carol?

>>8668935
For the hookers all tricking out in Hollywood
And for my hoods of the world misunderstood
I said it's all good and it's all in fun
Now get in the pit and try to love someone

>>8668937
What about the ones that aren't in the us?

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>>8668942
>not being american

I dont know how to feel like theres a future for me or that anything is worth a damn.

I try to act normal, but in the end im just throwing things out to prevent people from getting close enough to see what im really like.

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I always get such anxiety before taking showers at the gym and it makes me stay up so late
Fugg

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>>8668951
U give it worth
U can try to show the better parts of yourself more and try to accept and work with what you dislike

>E injections tomrrow
>can't sleep

you would think the excitement would wear off by the time the fetishes are nuked

>>8668939
unfortunately
carol blocked her recently and then chara was posting on mtfg about how she would ruin her

>>8668965
The silliest

>>8668967
it's not really all that silly when somebody claims to have information that could ruin your life

>>8668970
people on the internet arent real people though

>same old mtfg

can anyone tell me how to do girlie stuff with my boobs

>>8668965
Life goes on
It's ridiculous

>>8668965
Sad

>>8668977
draw little hearts on them

>>8668977
what kind of girly stuff can you even do with your boobs?
i mean, there aren't really that many things girls do with their boobs? i mean, unless you want to breastfeed kids or give boobjobs????

>>8668982
>>8668984
yes x3

i was thinking about lotion to help while they're growing.

>>8668977

Tie them in a ponytail.

>>8668933
why don't you stop being self-destructive and make friends with nice people instead

dumb kiwiposters

>>8668981
yeah, it is. chara's only really able to do anything because she manages to attract the most vulnerable transgirls

>>8668980
it kind of is, i guess
too much drama

>>8668987
i just rub mine sometimes because that's supposed to help
my diet has a lot of fat which probably helps + i'm going to try to gain weight to see if maintaining a higher calorie intake helps with their growth

starting hrt they would make orgasm feels all the random tiem

now my nips constantly sting

i can't walk down the freezer isle in the store without feeling like my nips got caught in my dick pant zipper. so i caved and got some bras.

>>8668951
>to see what im really like.
This sounds ominous. What did anon mean by this?

>trying to gain weight

i'm trying the same thing. wana try it together over some chocolate?

where does a nigga gotta go to get an orchi while getting succed

>>8669004
i've just been eating chips and sweets and stuff, idk
rn i'm eating chocolate chips
i still exercise to keep my butt in shape though

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>>8668988
i laughed
>>8668987
>>8668992
>i just rub mine sometimes because that's supposed to help
pic

>>8668902
took off her diaper, fucked her butt while it was messy, gave her a messy handy. cleaned up after. im pretty ashamed of it but if she asked me to do it again I prolly would

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the movie wolf children is good i like crying about good stuff not sad stuff

>>8668991
I don't deserve nice people.

>>8669013
this is something that would happen in my nightmares that isn't cool

>>8669013
Lewd as fuck

>>8669009
idk, transgirls say that it helps, so
i'm sure staying thicc would help my growth a lot more

>>8669017
if you want to be a nice person, act like one
that's the advice i'm trying to use rn, anyway

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https://youtu.be/7wKu13wmHog

I'm gonna be so tired today

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>>8669007

>>8669023
naomi you should watch the movie wolf children

>>8669017
is this why you attract so many bullyanons

>>8669023
>today
bitch it's 1 am go to sleep

....which srs surgeons *don't* allow pre-op genital electrolysis ??

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>>8669028
How do I watch it
>>8669030
It's 4 u cunt

>>8669034
aren't you supposed to get it to prevent hair from growing inside your vag

>>8669034
hairy bagina lol

>>8669038
what, the time or the pic?
it's 10 here

i know my doc said start but the electrolysis business website check with your srs surgeon before starting.

i wana start electro and orchi asap but like idk what srs surgeon i want or will afford when i qualify for a 1 yr letter

>>8669038
i don't know maybe at some point in your life, years from now, you'll be walking down a quiet street and you'll come across a dvd sitting near a bush and you'll put it on and it'll be wolf children and you'll understand that it was fate

>>8669044
desu it's probably best not to compromise
you're going to have your vagina for life
it's worth waiting a year or two extra or going into debt to make sure you don't have to regret having compromised

>>8669022
I try to be as nice as I can, I just don't deserve it in return.

>>8669029
Idk, do many people bully me?

>>8669038
>How do I watch it
there's this thing called "the internet" where you can download movies and cars and stuff, but don't tell the rozzers or you'll get locked up tighter than a nun's chastity belt

tfw no goddess gf

>>8669055
>chastity belt
but anon, how do you think nuns engage in illicit lesbian sex?

>>8669054
>Idk, do many people bully me?
i bully you so effectively that most of the time you aren't even aware you're being bullied

>>8669062
in other words you worship
good girl

>>8669056
>tfw no eldritch blood demon gf

>>8668741
>I want a place to talk to trans people that isn't fucked
Well don't look here, this place is just half shitposting and half people trying to create internet egos to escape from their shitty lives

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>>8669043
Time
I rememeber
>>8669045
Ok I will try to watch it sometime
Did it touch yr heart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaEhaRjzTo8
leftists are the real racists

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>>8669065
no wait, i didn't agree to this

>>8669068
>tfw no unspeakable cosmic horror gf

>>8669062
I probably deserve it.

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I ordered my cypro

>>8669078
i need this
>>8669072
>>>/pol/

>>8669072
both sides are racists
the leftists hate whites, and the right-wingers hate anything but

hey wait bring back mah bewbs!
pol out!

>>8669084
Naisu!

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>>8669072
Everyone is racist

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>tfw no maeve gf

>>8669078
That image is cute as hell

>>8669070
yes it did i never really get feels about wanting to be a mom but the mom character in the movie is so admirable and the story is so sweet and beautiful

>>8669084
coworker chan?

>>8669102
no my name is isabel

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>measure cup size
>put on bra with that cup size
>bra has too much empty space at the top
what do

Can someone come and cut my tongue out so I don't have to voice train and can just live as a mute?
You can drink the blood if you're into that, or not, up to you. I'll drink it if you don't.

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>>8669104
isabelle is my middle name

good choice, I approve

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>tfw no bordiga gf

>>8669105

that pic is unsettling

>>8669113
ah that's actually how I spell it irl, it's just nice to shorten it for tripcodes and such
my mother wouldve named me it if i were a girl and it's similar to irl name so i just had to

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>tfw no 1000rpm daddy

chicken really is the best
turkey is alright
lamb and beef are full of teeth

>>8669113
Sophie is my middle name

Good choice, I approve

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>>8669100
Moms do a lot
One of my bosses has 5 kids at 25 and like a million pets

I hope I can raise a baby someday

This is a Mom that kept eating her babies and then died from obesity

>>8669056
Ill be your gf
>>8669113
Wow we have the same name
Love u
>>8669105
U have a male chest, you have to accommodate for that
Tranni chests are typically wider than cis female chests

>>8669112
how about you just try harder, you lazy shit

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>>8669123
Full of teeth?
I like turkey a lot
Chicken is everywhere tho

>>8669130
wtf is this it looks like a tiny seal with frog legs

chelsea manning is my favorite cat girl

soy is a toy when you got that estrogen joy

>>8669136
It's the rejected pocket dragon from the goblet of fire

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>>8669118
perfect !!!

>>8669126
haha, I know bby!

>>8669133
<3 <3 <3

>>8669144
>harry potter
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>8669134
I am, that was clearly a shitpost.
But seriously, someone come and cut me please.

>>8669138
has anyone drawn her as an anime cat girl yet?

>>8669138
I was hoping so bad I would see her when I was in nyc
>>8669146
*falls forever*

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>>8669151

>>8669146
>>8669152
I cant wait until you two are dating irl and have a daddy boyfriend to service you both

i have trouble dealing with suicidal people because i'm suicidal all the time, too, so i don't feel right telling them things will get better, so all i can ever really say is that i'll miss them

>>8669150
if you want to cut yourself, why don't you just juggle sharp knives

i'm assuming you aren't good at juggling (or most other things)

>>8669164
juni dumped me and gloomy, like, 3 weeks ago, anon

i can juggle sharp steak knives but i won't juggle two relationships at once. i'm terrible.

>>8669169
Poly scum?

>>8669169
yeah but she was going through some stuff
she will date you again soon

>>8669164
Fucking ree

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grip

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>when you fare rl so well you think you're up for 4chan again and they ruin you with talk of relationships

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the world should just be cute girls and cute animals and we all cuddle

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>>8669175
you are both closet bi girls and its cute :3c

>>8669171
two separate relationships is eh
imo poly only really works if everyone's dating eachother

>>8669174
idk, anon.

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>>8669174
No
:(

trying to get people to like guys is gross imo

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>>8669183
i do tho
yall are cute girls who are into each other
you might be apart at the moment but I think you will get back together tho

>>8669183
hug

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>>8669133
I dunno how to account for it when bra shopping tho
Should I go down a cup?
>>8669180
pat bunbun

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>>8669186
not liking boys is degenerate

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>>8669186
I am not trying to get them to like guys, I am teasing girls who obviously like guys and girls but wont admit they like guys

>>8669181
i can only really be attracted to guys as a fetish desu
i can kind of get into nice guys, personality wise, but they're still very 50/50 body wise

>>8669187
i have trust issues
idk if i can do it again
and i hurt her, too

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I want to be a slime bunny

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>>8669195
>i can only really be attracted to guys as a fetish desu
>i can kind of get into nice guys, personality wise, but they're still very 50/50 body wise
you sound very into guys for someone not into guys :p

>>8669204
meh, guys are just a very mood-based thing for me
it wouldn't be fair for me to date a guy because sometimes i just wouldn't feel into him, because he's a guy
and i'm super specific with the kinds of personalities i can tolerate in men

>>8669200
would you eat slimy carrots or normal carrots

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>>8669200
me 2

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>>8669200
omg that is so cute

In case someone is interested in VFS stuff, I had my pre op voice examination and consultation today.
First they put a camera through my nose to look at the vocal cords, then they measured blood pressure, got blood etc.
After that they recorded my voice and looked at my vocal cords again, but now through the mouth.

After that the doctor told me about their findings, what they will do during the surgery and what my expected results are.

>>8669217
>and what my expected results are.
what's the prognosis, franzi? are you going to be okay?

does vfs just werk or do you still have to practice

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>>8669212
hug

>>8669219
you have to practice before and other
it raises your pitch

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>>8669222
thanks anon I didnt have that one yet

hugg <3

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>>8669209
Regular carrots. They dissolve in my slime.

>>8669218
Range will be 200 to 230 Hz.
I have tremor so I'll get a botox injection and special voice training stuff I'll have to do.
I vocal cords don't close property but that's at a place where they'll be shortened so doesn't matter. I also have some scaring for whatever reason but he said that won't be a problem either.

>>8669219
Still have to train resonance and maybe special stuff because of tremor.

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>>8669224
It's from Epic battle fantasy. I wanna play that again~

>>8669226
what's the slime feel like, is it thick or watery

>“It's a fact...that in societies like ours sex truly represents a second system of differentiation, completely independent of money; and as a system of differentiation it functions just as mercilessly. The effects of these two systems are, furthermore, strictly equivalent. Just like unrestrained economic liberalism, and for similar reasons, sexual liberalism produces phenomena of absolute pauperization . Some men make love every day; others five or six times in their life, or never. Some make love with dozens of women; others with none. It's what's known as 'the law of the market'...Economic liberalism is an extension of the domain of the struggle, its extension to all ages and all classes of society. Sexual liberalism is likewise an extension of the domain of the struggle, its extension to all ages and all classes of society.”
uwu~

>>8669232
slimy

>>8669226
if i hug you, will i dissolve in your slime too

>>8669166
No i want someone else to cut me and drink my blood while I do the same.

>>8669228
how did you get into vfs knowledge

>>8669239
What do you mean

>>8669235
i see
>>8669238
same

>>8669233
so what does this mean.

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>>8669236
If you're a slime too then we become one

>>8669228
so when do you actually go under the knife? is this trip solely a pre-op assessment?

>>8669250
Surgery is tomorrow at 9am, so 15 hours from now. Will only take 2 hours, I'll be discharged at 5pm.

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>tfw lonely and sad and listening to sad music

http://www.strawpoll.me/13611528

i've been to lond & paris & new york and and i can reaad in 3 languages ~miaow~~~ =0_^=

>>8669255

whatcha listenin to

tfw you feel wonderful and happy and just want to hug everyone and then you feel horrible and want to die and it keeps going back and forth

>>8669255
tfw listening to St. Vincent and drinking Scotch.

>>8669246
the sexual revolution made people more miserable bc it just basically made everybody a lot more jealous and wary of everybody else

girls, they're good

>>8669263
welcome to bein a girl <3 mieww~

>>8669252
i can't wait to hear your new voice - when are you going to be able to speak without sounding like you've been in the desert for a week with no water?

i hope you're not getting accent reduction surgery either

>>8669252
Good luck! I hope everything will go well!
Also do you know what to do in order to get orchi in Germany?

>>8669268
hugg

>>8669261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOQrfLFDUKY
i don't listen to slow music, generally, but gloomy posted one of their songs and i've just been letting it go on autoplay

>>8668828
>F

>>8669259
I can read english and I have been nowhere

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i've been to /mtfg/ but i left single and alone because of the way i look

at least i'm not fat tho

>>8669269
I'll be able to properly talk after 2 months :3 dw my accent will stay the same

>>8669270
Thank u. I don't know where to get an Orchid in Germany, my mom says you should ask a Urologe :p

>>8669274

neat. I could offer some good sad music recs if you are interested

>>8669259
i can read russian but have close to no vocabulary, and i've been in hawaii and the philippines

>>8669283
Aww okay. It's probably really hard to get it paid by insurance :/

is autism cute

biewwwipp~~ <3 feelin lotsa love on the mtfg airwaves tonite <3

>>8669146
You shut your beautiful mouth

>>8669289
Idk, why do you want one? Just go for srs :p

>>8669290

dunno but I'm definitely autistic. my gf is as well and one of her first thoughts upon meeting me is that I am

my family has always commented on me having a number of traits that are associated with autism, but they don't believe me when I say I am...

>>8669287
i dunno, sure i guess
i miss her

>>8669292
;-;
i guess i can't speak since i grew up with homestuck

>when your family is a tv doctor and you always have teh most recent episode of disease

>>8669294

not everyone wants full srs
if I wasn't so sure that the recovery from an orchi would be awful I might get one. maybe someday, idk. all I know is I'm in recovery from top surgery rn and it is not much fun. been getting searing nerve pain. can't imagine what any genital surgery recovery is like. probably excruciating

>>8669290
it depends

cute autism:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfZFsmPTYJQ

uncute autism:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4PTf7LgsIE

Is it okay to platonically cuddle with girls anons? Especially if said girls are in a relationship. I have no intention to do lewd, just cuddles.

>>8669302
yes :3

>>8669302
My ex roommate was like that.

>tfw platonically cuddle with my best friend's gf
>tfw platonically undress her and touch her boobs a little bit
>tfw platonically trade genital kisses with her
>tfw platonically have sex with her
>tfw platonically get her pregnant
>tfw platonically start a family and raise children together
i don't know how this happened, now my best friend thinks i cucked him?????

>>8669311

doesnt he understand that you were only cucking him platonically

>>8669311
N- not like that. Just hugging and stuff.

>tfw no platonic kisses

>>8669311
Well did you invite him

>>8669302
it's not okay to cuddle someone if they're in a relationship, but this thread is filled with disgusting sluts with the morals of alley cats, so you will receive no condemnation here

>platonically cucked by a sissy

a six year old called me sissy it was adorable

>>8669322
But girls cuddle all the time with eachother ;~;

>>8669315
>W

ok i think ive figured it out
everyone calls me by a boy name
they refer to me using he and him
i have a boys body
so i must be a boy right?
i got unlucky with my 50/50 chance and now I'm stuck like this
i am a boy
just a boy who got unlucky that's all

>>8669315
that's what i tried to tell him
we're both girls, so it's impossible for me to cuck him

>>8669320
n-no
if i did that, he would have misunderstood the situation and gotten angry at me :/
he was never supposed to find out in the first place

>tfw ur a soft cuddly girl

>>8669325
Which can lead to platonic sex

>>8669325
SLUTS

Has anyone else noticed that poly really seems to be a 'female' thing?
Most gay guys / straight people I know are strictly monogamous, but I've met a bunch of poly cis / trans girls, almost exclusively bisexual or lesbian
It seems like girl relationships just naturally tend to be more romantic, so it's easy for one thing to lead to the other

tfw not in a huge poly transbian web

>>8669334
Wait so guys don't cheat

when gay guys / straight girls (or guys) are "poly" they just seem to be sluts and don't bother with actual relationships

>>8669335
imo only closed poly can really work, otherwise it's a clusterfuck of jealousy
i wouldn't go past 4 people dating eachother

>>8669334
could be your circle?
most cis women and men aren't poly and relatively men are more poly than women

>>8669336
cheating isn't really poly, though?
poly is when both partners consent to it?? and also isn't cheating usually more sexual than anything else

it seems like straight guys / girls and gay guys just slut around when they feel like being with multiple people

>>8669340
what if like you had 2 main gfs and then a lot of other people to mess around with

>>8669328
they're just mistaken. tell them and they'll call you by a girl name

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wat if all u had was trust in yourself?

>>8669342
really?
i've barely known any poly men
i mean actually poly, though, not like, "i want to fuck multiple people"

>>8669346
that's what our trouple was like to be desu
we were all super flirty

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look at this nice bee

>>8669354
I like it

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these have healed nicely...perhaps it's time for a fresh batch

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>>8669354
that's a nice racoon. hello bee.

>>8669353
poly is 99% of the time just young people don't wanna stop having sex with other people and don't have it in them to be exclusive with anyone. I find it kinda sad really.

actual poly relationships, I used to be 100% against, but lately I've started thinking that maybe it would be OK if all three of us actually loved each other and wanted to stay together. it's not something I really want to seek out, but if it happened, am I wrong to think it could work out being in a 3-way relationship?

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on my youtube account i named myself "trash meme" so on the login screen it says "hello trash"
>>8669354
i feel like im getting bamboozled
idk why

>>8669364
i'm telling DC

>>8669294
I mostly want to get rid of the balls for now, because cypro kills my liver. SRS scares me and I think orchi would only be a small surgery with less possible complications.

Good morning hons

>>8669366
yeah, i'm definitely super slutty, idk, just only with people i feel some emotional attraction to

poly was nice though, i loved them both and it was cute seeing them interact with eachother
i didn't really intend for poly to happen, but it just did

>>8669372
Hi

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small dog eating a watermelon

the quran says u can have multiple wives if you love them the same. i think there's something about not seeking to get married twice though.

ugh zzzzzzzz can we talk about boobs or surgeons again

>>8669377
dude, i think your dog is autistic
you should get that checked out

>>8669377
i like your dog's shiny black carapace, it's cute

>>8669368
he's asleep tho

>>8669378
Boobs, I have none of them and it makes me sad.

>>8669348
but why would I tell them to call me by a girl name?
what's there to be mistaken about
im obviously just a boy
lots of boys sometimes get really sad they they were born a boy and not a girl, right?

>>8669376
How's the hon life?

>>8669382
Hug

>>8669377
i laughed, thanks

jk now i'm going to have to put effort into upsetting myself so that i can go back to being depressed :(

>>8669382
hugg sheen

hi sheen wana go dancing?

i'm watching a movie can we call it a ear ball

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>>8669382
hugg is evolving using its mega stone
mega hugg

>>8669375
sounds kinda nice. congrats to you. yet at the same time scary. I would never put my partner through the anguish of having to worry or feel insecure by asking to introduce someone new though. Same as I'd prolly feel bad if she asked to introduce that on me.

>>8669390
sad and lonely :(

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>>8669377
*hug*

>>8669400
I'm sorry