• Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
http://www.genderlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/voicebook020.pdf
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous: >>8665375
>>8666330
0/10 boring image, no edition.
First for Elanna is a meanie
>>8666272
>~15.5" shoulders
I'm honestly a little envious
>>8666337
Considering who made the thread, no edition is probably for the best.
>>8666337
I used to look up nice artworks and photographs for my editions but no-one gave a shit, preferring to repost the same old anime image over and over again so I figured you're all braindead with no appreciation for visual aesthetics so don't bother anymore.
post music / what ur listening to rn mtfg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPRy1B4t5YA
So for fat redistribution do I need to put weight on? And how many months into hrt is this?
>>8666345
Why jealous, those are man shoulders.
The average male shoulder width is 15"
Shave went okay today.
Does my body pass?
>>8666356
https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLF8A5D786834A3BF1
Take your fucking pick
>>8666358
>tfw 19" shoulders
>>8666356
nobody ever checks out what other people are listening to what's the point
>>8666356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6Br63KHBCA
>>8666362
no, lose weight you fat fuck
>>8666356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-V8wwgKx4s
>>8666372
>black
>jazz
HMMMMMMMMM :thinkinkjg
>>8666360
You failed the test
>>8666379
What's your point?
>>8666384
that website is the makeup test.
>>8666357
I didn't notice much happening until I gained a few pounds. I think mine started being apparent around 6-8 months? I'm at 11 months now and I don't think it's quite finished yet. Least I hope it's not.
>>8666381
>1v1 lets go
you can't even handle a knife by yourself without tearing your arm open, i don't think this is a fair fight
try not to let your mouth write cheques that your ass can't cash, CC :3
>>8666388
Why kill your self?
Just go to the projects or a group of blacks and shout nigger. It's what I plan on doing
>>8666384
According to that website my face is 67% masculine and i'm 3 years older
Im so fuckedddd
Is this a cute outfit?
>>8666397
>you can't even handle a knife by yourself without tearing your arm open
Someone else cut me though
i hate the dog so much
it just barks all day, everday.
most i can nap for is an hour or two before it wakes me up again. wakes me up most mornings too.
its her boyfriends dog and she brings it over here 90% of the time despite it belonging to him and him not living or being at our house
im just exhausted all day from it and it drives me crazy
dogs are cute but i cant handle this shit anymore i cant wait to leave this damn house.
not to mention it bites me or jumps at me whenever i leave my room
>>8666342
>17" shoulders
literally jealous
>>8666404
that site is fucked
one time i tried to do it and my best passing picture got 99%, while others got almost all feminine, and others got 50/50
>>8666420
I hate dogs barking too
invest in earplugs
>>8666422
http://www.livestrong.com/article/484806-the-average-shoulder-width-for-females/
>>8666427
Thats reassuring
>>8666416
why did they cut you?
actually that's a silly question, never mind :3
>>8666427
*99% masculine
idk why i've been so stupid lately
i think overdosing stims fucked my brain :^)
>>8666415
I think so. I like the top :3
>>8666436
>actually that's a silly question
i dont get the joke
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>8666433
yeah but mine are like, 17.5 at best, i think 18.
>>8666347
>~15.5" shoulders
Mine are about the same and they feel fuckhuge to me. I always assume I'm getting hugboxed when people say they are small or "not that bad"
>>8666356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lcMfh43FxE
>>8666381
I'm pretty garbage at helping people. I wish I wasn't ;_;
At least it isn't as bad as a couple years ago...
>>8666444
>i dont get the joke
would you say that it went over your head?
Can anyone reccomend some feminine pants that wouldn't get me called out? Not sure where to go from skinny jeans and short shorts.
>>8666460
Ohmygod and this super cute boy that I've been crushing on for like ever (since may) just followed me back on instagram ahhhhhhhh
>>8666358
>The average male shoulder width is 15"
I thought it was 18 and the average for females was 15
My frame is so big that I have to fit into a women's Medium.
Hon bod for life
>>8666468
>tfw have to buy small tank tops and medium shirts
Is my makeup good?
>>8666476
>buying tank tops for broad shoulders
>>8666481
uh good job on your lipstick
>>8666464
you're so silly, cam
i'm going to read then sleep, goodnight :3
>>8666486
>being an unironic euro
l o l
>>8666484
I wear them around the house when it's hot.
>>8666485
Thanks, I used Clinique Almost lipstick in Black Honey and BarryM lip liner in Wine.
He's getting worse by the minute.
emotions are so confusing
i'm trying to tell someone how i feel and i don't know how i feel, so i'm just rambling at him
>tfw no cute girl to hold you and take care of you
but i feel like my... desire for somebody to depend with? is enabling, like, i definitely need somebody who can guide me IRL, at least for a few months, but i also want to be strong eventually, and the kind of dependent relationship i crave when i'm like this wouldn't allow that
>>8666521
>Israel did this
>>8666521
does any1 else think she's really cute
how many layers of tru-trans are you on right now
>80 iq
>homosexual transexual
>writing up the first chapter of my fanfic yaoi bara x shota story
>>8666521
There's a video where they just made out with someone on stream.
It was weird as fuck
>>8666563
When she's not looking bat shit insane, sure.
>>8666581
wait why is it trutrans to have low iq now
>>8666581
>>8666581
Embracing the trutrans meme makes you 100% agp
>>8666599
wtf i am blanchard now
>>8666605
>tfw legitimately never fell for the women are low intelligence meme because all the women who were important in my life growing up were insane overachievers and really intelligent people
>>8666582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IvOhN31Iu4
Name 3 romantic things you have done in the past 24hours.
>hand fed bf
>cuddled while listening to Rihanna
>bf gave me piggyback ride
>>8666617
woah that chin
>>8666618
>had a wet dream
>made myself some granola bars
>touched my boobs
>>8666618
thought about him all night
cried because of him
dreamt about him
>>8666599
blanchard is a retard though, cause he thinks his definition of hsts is a real thing.
>>8666599
i feel like lesbians are more likely to not be fetishists, simply by virtue of the fact that so many fetishists get off to sissy hypno
>>8666617
>>8666384
But it says im much more feminine than masculine and 5 years younger than i am pre hrt no makeup, sounds like I won
here's a little lesson in faggotry
this is going to cause you misery
if you wanna be the tranny number one
remember you already look great hon
>>8666618
>watched a couple Disney movies using Rabbit with him
>he left me a cute voicemail before he went to work and while I was stuck in jury duty
>bought some nice chocolates and a couple gifts to send him
>>8666625
Actually you're a retard cause you think it isn't.
>>8666645
How haven't you been permanently excused from jury duty yet? Its easy
>>8666661
How? Plus I didn't get called into a case so I just walked around downtown for a bit before going home
stopped taking my meds and my head hurt so much so i had to take them again and now i feel like a piece of garbage i still hope to kill myself soon though
>>8666667
Simple, tell them you are racist
I did a thing.
boo thread
>>8666647
I don't think I know of a single person that has done that though.
>>8666691
I'm fine doing it (it's only once every 2 years anyway), I was just curious what her way of getting out of it was
>>8666700
dude ambiance i searched drake in the lgbt archive and you know there are like 50 pages of people accusing anons of being me
you were also based as hell
im very happy with ur progress
does anybody else feel like, no matter how well they pass, they'll still just be men
being trans is such a piece of fucking shit
>>8666708
you dont pass at all so you have no ability to comment on the matter
>>8666707
Thanks dude, hope you're doing alright
>>8666711
i'm not saying i pass, i'm just saying even if i ever pass (i mean, i probably will eventually) i'm not sure it'll affect my feelings on the matter
>>8666720
you have no idea because you dont pass
so you have 0 knowledge on what passing is like
also your chin and shoulders cant be made feminine with a fucking pill lol
>>8666708
I'm a qt boy at worst. I don't really care if I pass or not.
>>8666720
If that's the case, you shouldn't have transitioned, ANTHONY BURCH
>>8666716
my aunt just bought me a bacon king after we went to this somewhat crowded military pool
im sober but happy
how are you
>>8666723
i mean, i don't really go outside either, so my daily life isn't affected that much by it
my chin isn't that bad and i can get free ffs if i stay in hawaii for another year, but idk if i'm going to
Tfw alpha male trapped in a hon's body
>>8666740
Do you host a YouTube channel about video game plot analysis?
>turn your fucking camera
>>8666740
yikes
id just kill myself if i looked like that
>>8666740
>open pic in ms paint
>it's already rotated correctly
literally what the fuck
>>8666745
>i'm on /mtfg/
>under the condition that i avoid any and all hostility
Do you think that mtfg isn't hostile or something?
>>8666750
oh my goodness you look even worse turned up right
TURN IT BACK TURN IT BACK
>>8666750
Actually doesn't look terrible. Your eyes are too far apart and your jaw is too wide, but thats about it as far as I can see.
>>8666761
youre pretty ugly yourself though
youre like a starving african kid saying 'well your shack is about as good as mine'
>>8666767
You should turn your trip on if you actually wanna hurt me :P
Your statements don't carry much weight if you're just a catty shit with no confidence in your own words.
>>8666778
if you cant tell im boo (the dude whos gonna wreck your lux) youre pretty damn DUMB
When my bf gave me dmt we talked politics and i literally vomited when it hit me how sick and twisted capitalism is. Its basically slavery. He said the vomit is typical during an intense trip with intense epiphanies
>>8666791
OH, hey boo. You're catty as always, I see <3
Some things never change, huh?
>>8666793
i wish i had that little muscle when i started hrt desu
would've saved me a lot of weight crashing
>>8666793
>some trannies here actually think this guy is hot
disgusting, get real men, not cucks
>>8666817
>follower
Im anything but. Capitalism is the enemy of freedom
>>8666817
Dawh, thank you :3
But I don't know if you mean it, because you just called me ugly, yknow?
Hmmmmm lemme see how you can make it up to me...
Oh, I'll take photos for you to catfish with and split the profits 50/50.
>>8666828
>Capitalism is the enemy of freedom
wtf?
>>8666829
this is actually pathetic to look at
for such a narcissist your standards are pretty fucking low
even burch wouldn't lower herself to this
>>8666828
youre just a regular normie drone woman
believing whatever your bf says
boring as hell
youre as woke as a hibernating bear
>>8666829
50/50 is still an absolute joke for the work put in you know
also i got a cute cis girl helping me this time around
also honestly uhhhhhh idk if youre pretty or not
standards are so whack here
but for a normal girl rating youre like a 7/10?
>>8666835
Capitalism is old rich balding fat white guys controlling everyone via money. We need to evolve beyond money, abandon it, destroy it. Same with religion. We need to be more intuned with out planet instead of whore it ouy so fat fuck jews can play golf and snort coke with all our collective hard work.
>>8666841
t. le genius independent thinker
>>8666851
or u could just have a career or a job that isn't working at a retail store or franchise for pennies an hour
>>8666838
It's an inside joke, chill.
>>8666841
I was kidding about that btw, I'm not interested in having a bunch of photos of myself posted everywhere. I just thought I'd say it to piss you off lol
>but for a normal girl rating youre like a 7/10?
Wait, for real?
>>8666860
Doesn't matter, somewhere someone is living a nightmare of hell and its all because capitalism is greedy and evil. Its literally driven off of death and suffering. Also how the fuck is a tranny like me gonna make money ?
>>8666851
Yeah, let's kill the jews!
*cue laughter*
>>8666860
but it's easier to just smash the system
then you can create a communist utopia where *everybody* will get pennies an hour
>>8666739
That's good
I'm good, waiting to hear back from the defense contractor I interviewed with, have to do another 2+ day drive next week to help my brother move.
If I'm found dead tell the police it was Elanna
>>8666875
Communism is shit too
>>8666866
just cause you're a tranny doesn't mean you can't go to college and make more monies
people are literally dying in other countries because they can't afford 89 cent antibiotics, trannies are stoned to death in other places etc
living in america is a luxury u should take advantage of
>>8666875
lmaoo truuuuuu
Is Mia still around?
Hairdresser kinda fucked up my hair and I spent the last hour crying in the bathroom, so I really want to try and help someone to get my mood bettur.
>>8666214
Milky white. Sowwu.
>>8666229
>piranha
Is our equivalent to "slut" in a very bad way. Caipirinha is like, country girl/farmer girl.
I'm not that slutty pls.
>>8666887
Post hair.
>tfw you realise the reason most of /mtfg/ is never gonna make it isn't because of passing but because of nobody here having an actual personality besides malignant narcissism, cattiness, male-socialized aggression and a complete unwillingness to make anything better of themselves, preferring just to lash out at others, with sociopathy and pathological egomania being seen as admirable qualities
if /mtfg/ was my only exposure to trannies i think i would agree with TERFs
>>8666878
a little disturbing how much i mustve hurt you
you must be nicotine
>>8666868
Honestly, my self esteem has been a lot better ever since my daddy issues were resolved.
I tend to get a bit of attention from the guys that I essentially start drooling over lol, but many don't stick around once they find out :/
I also still have never been on a date lol. It's always just late night drunk hookups
>>8666878
Sorry for liking dark humor more than indefinite depression.
>>8666896
>you must be [the current target of my autism]
you always do this whenever someone calls you out on being a virgin beta cuck with anger issues
just so you know, last time i was isla according to you :^)
>>8666886
>take advantage of
Money doesn't just fall out of the sky. Where should I look for better work as a tranny?
>>8666897
dark humor? you're basically slobbering over the dick of this thread's least successful chaser, a totally unattractive man with no real career prospects, who brags about getting into the shittiest college possible and who every /mtfg/ chaser mocks for being such a beta, and then you respond with his yellowish cum still dribbling out of your lips and pretend this is all a big joke. stupid whore.
>>8666894
is it much of a surprise that trannies on 4chan are mentally ill?
you're taking an average 4chan user, who's usually not exactly *normal*, and mixing them with dysphoria and a bunch of extra mental illness
>>8666904
go to college bih
>>8666894
I've met a few people from /mtfg/ that're genuinely good people & fun to talk to
ya gotta take the good with the shitty catty cunt bad y'know
>>8666911
College is a meme, plus ive already graduated
>>8666909
there's mental illness and then there's being a retard with basically no sense of morality or grasp of right and wrong which is what a lot of /mtfg/ users are and precisely why most of you will always remain bottom of the barrel even among trannies. of all tranny forums this is the only one i've seen where the sense of community has been replaced with a permanent malignant desire to hurt each other. it's not that you're mentally ill, a lot of you are legitimately bad people.
>>8666917
o
wait then why aren't u making more money?
>>8666926
there is nothing in between her skull
>>8666904
I know IT/programming is a tranny meme but if you study for and get a couple certifications (Cisco, A+, maybe Network+ or Security+) and learn Python or Java you could have a good job
>>8666926
college is a meme and boomers arent retiring so no jobs in a lot of fields
>>8666922
>a retard with basically no sense of morality or grasp of right and wrong
you've literally just described most of 4chan
i stand by my previous post
>>8666879
a defense contractor? what would you be doing?
is that pictriev thing a spook
i wasn't trying to present female in this pic or anything and i know it probably isn't the best pic to use but still
how can it be this off
also the celeb lookalikes gave me a good chuckle
>>8666919
lol you're holding year old /mtfg/ grudges against trannies that don't even care about you, you nursed these grudges during the time you were gone and you will never let go of them. don't stop pulling the "u mad" card tho, its very funny after i saw you scurrying to prove your super good college offer the other day (ranked #500 in the world! such career prospects!) and i know very well how insecure you are
after all, a nice episode of your life was getting triggered by birdy getting more tranny ERP than you :^)
>>8666889
Why? Like, I never posted any pictures even when my hair was just like I liked it and I was confident and thought even maybe passing tier.
Why would I post a pic now, with my self-esteem shattered and a hatred towards my face, my hopes dead?
Gah. Sure, gimme a minute to take a picture.
>>8666947
pictriev is crap
you can go from 99% feminine to 99% masculine in different pictures, based on angles and lighting
>>8666940
Server-side software engineer for their software packages (mostly data visualization and mission coordination stuff)
>>8666938
>it's okay because it's on 4chan
I'm simply stating the facts: most of you will either detransition or contribute to our suicide statistics because none of you actually have any goals in life besides passing while also making sure to hurt as many other trannies as you can. You're all sickening people and if r/gendercritical ever wanted to prove their point of trannies being evil they'd just need to pin a link to this thread in their subreddit.
>>8666948
>college isnt a meme at all
they're leftist indoctrination camps
>unless youre a retard who goes for a useless degree
all degrees are useless at the moment except for like medical
>>8666973
lol
based sheltered tranny
>>8666415
Yeah I'd say it is.
What did burch the ogrelord mean by this?
my electricity and wifi just went out
it's the end of the world
my phone's at 30%
this is a MAJOR EMERGENCY ok
send help
the supermarket next to my house employes like 50% retarted employees
if i show them im 1 iq point away from being borderline retarted do you think they will accept me
i just want to work ;_:
>>8666908
Someone's pissed. Go have fun with whatever it is you do, you're obviously just a driveling idiot.
>>8666904
Theres this great new thing called a loan.
>>8666919
My dad really spoiled me this weekend, he did most of the heavy lifting with the move for me and took me out to eat at all of my favorite places, then made sure I had ALL of the essentials for a home and then gave me $100 for other decorations instead of just wandering aimlessly for a while and leaving me to rot on the day of like my mom did.
He's super supportive of my transition as well, and it genuinely seems like he cares more about my wellbeing than whether I'm a boy or a girl. It's kind of amazing, and I don't know what I would do without him.
Sorry I'm gushing a little... I missed him so much.
>>8666978
undying love and commitment for his foot fetish
>>8666974
you know you read it, you know you read it and it undermines your tiny, virgin beta boy self-esteem. drop the act, boo, we all know you care a lot about this thread, you will never move on because you're an actual failed straight male.
>>8666976
t. pinkhaired lifestyle sciences degree holder
>>8666983
Supermarkets and fast food joints tend to be the equivalent of a workplace for retarded people.
You'll fit right in
>drakeposter is back without a trip
can be have the diaper and emma spam back? it's better than this shit
(1/2)
Good afternoon, mtfg.
It's been about a year since I've posted here, not sure if any of the posters from back then are still here. The ones I remember most fondly were beepbeep, elanna, and grace.
Anyways, I wanted to give you an update on where I am in life. I came to this thread as a chaser who didn't realize he was a chaser. I got to know one girl in particular who used to post here and quickly started crushing on her. We eventually started talking on skype, getting to know one another better, and realizing the feelings were mutual. I got obsessed with this girl. We were messaging each other constantly throughout the day, I would stay up all night multiple times a week to comfort her when she was feeling especially dysphoric. She was exceptionally smart, wickedly funny, and absolutely gorgeous. She was everything I wanted in a partner. After a few months of being with her, I was certain this was the girl I was going to marry. It got to the point where I had introduced her to my mom over Skype and the two of them started messaging each other as well.
>>8666996
i'll be diaperfag if you be emma
redpill me on snickerdoodle
I think DC thinks I'm immature .-.
>>8666992
is it bad if i think im too retarded to do those jobs
>>8666996
does a brapsies in my daiper
>>8666996
At least drake is somewhat of a normal human. Emma is a manipulative sociopath and diaper is literally retarded. Drake is just mean sometimes.
>>8667002
(2/2)
Then, I got called out. Another poster who was friends with this girl accused me of being a chaser. I denied it genuinely, I didn't think I was. But after talking with my accuser, and thinking it over, I realized they were absolutely right. As much as I loved this girl, I was a 20 year old virgin who'd never had a friend, or many friends at all for that matter. Without really realizing it, I had taken advantage of a vulnerable trans girl who I knew needed a companion as badly as I did. And, desu, after knowing her for a while I started to masturbate to porn of trans girls that looked like her.
I was supposed to fly out to her city and meet her for the first time about a year ago. But after realizing what is done, I canceled my flight and ghosted her. For the past year, I've avoided this thread, and other places like it. I stopped watching pornography. And now, I am very happy to inform you all that I am no longer a chaser. In fact, I am now complete unattracted to trans women. I've been dating a normal girl IRL for about a month and it's going very well.
I'd like to thank all of you who helped me realize the error of the ways.
I don't know if the girl I loved still posts here. If she does, I'm really sorry. I don't want to call her out by name as I know she likes to keep things like this private. I also know she was pretty devastated when i ghosted her, and I just want to let her know that it was better for us to end it right then and there. I would have hurt her a lot worse had we allowed it to go on.
tl;dr used to be a chaser on here, got pretty close to taking advantage of a trans girl on here, stopped myself, stopped watching porn, no longer a chaser, no longer attracted to trans women. Thank you!!!
>>8666953
>>8666889
The cut itself isn't bad. It just doesn't really fit my face.
Maybe after I style it differently.
I just wanted a qt modified hime cut, desu, is that so hard?
>>8666985
That sounds like the nicest dad. Do you tell him that you love him back and that he's the best dad ever or things like that?
>>8667010
snickerdoodle is a more successful sheen
>>8667013
>drake
>normal
>human
xDDD your standards are so fucking wack senpai
>>8667010
snickerdoodle is a cute girl
How do I into rotation in cellphones?
I've tried to different ways already and failed.
I'm dumb, pls halp.
>>8667016
does your hair look like that normally or do you like straighten it or something to look like that
>>8667016
i think it looks fine, maybe youre so used to the old one that its hard to get used to a new style
>>8667021
uhhh, click options, then rotate left / right?
or just open it in ms paint and rotate it / save it
>>8666974
Yeah, my school work was all coding and network related concepts (especially wireless and cellular networks).
>you seem hella smart in that area
Thanks man
>>8667013
drake used to pathetically try to manipulate girls here into ERPing with him by pretending to be nice and then have month-long screeching autistic meltdowns whenever it turned out he couldn't even get the brainlet low-standard sluts here to show any sexual interest on him. everybody here is "just mean sometimes", your buddy is so completely mental that lizzy has known him for 6 years and says he hasn't had any personal growth since the age of 13.
>>8666947
i 'm white and i only get asian look alikes.
>>8667011
I mean, I don't have the patience for it because I hate being talked down to and dehumanized.
>>8667015
It sounds like you fell in love with a girl, and then humiliated her because you thought there was something wrong with liking a specific kind of person.
Asshole.
>>8667016
Yes, I would never take this kind of thing for granted.
>>8667030
on a lot of the other pictures i used id get indian lookalikes
a-atleast they were female
>>8667015
thank god i'm not straight, men like you are disgusting even when you THINK you are doing things right. your type are just not worth the hassle.
>>8667020
I said bluepill not redpill
how do i explain to my bf that im borderline retarded or do you think he figured that out on his own
>>8667044
you said redpill not bluepill
qt
Maybe one day I will be a girl.
>>8667051
Oops =_=
>>8667057
You can be a man who convincingly presents as a woman but you can't actually be a girl unfortunately
>>8667046
>le i'm so superior tranny that i prefer the child porn poster over the other trannies
lmao what even gave you this inflated sense of self? what have you even achieved? bitch you try to talk like you're dollface or something but youre like eugenie tier at best
>>8667058
you should go away again lol
>>8667022
The salon styles it. I always dislike it, but never hated it until today. Its normally more wavy at the ends and gets away from the face more, which I like.
>>8667023
I hope so, going to uni is already hard. Going to uni looking like a weird potato is too much to handle.
>>8667025
The rotate on my cellphone does not work. Neither does in the exif remover. And my pc is kinda unusable.
I'll try an app.
>>8667033
Cute. Good family relations is so hard to see, esp with father. Its heartwarming that he is so nice and supportive and really cares and that you reciprocate the love, and it makes me happy to know.
>>8667048
you can't just diagnose yourself with retardedness because you did bad on an online iq test
but yeah he probably figured it out already
Feels good to not be trans and just crazy
>>8667048
just tell him it straight up, guys love honesty
>>8667063
You dont say? Wow you've really opened my eyes!
big anime tity
>>8667064
His daddy will buy him the world if he cleans his roooooom, tho.
>>8667089
apologies. no big anime tity. it is banned now.
Hey /mtfg/, had my second laser appt yesterday. Currently spending a few day at home and not shaving until Friday
When they say that your facial hair should be falling out after laser, is that meant literally? Like should I be finding little grown out hairs all over the place or be able to wipe them out with a damp washcloth or something? Or is that just a figure of speech for the growth stopping entirely?
>>8667079
Sorry brotha
so brave!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTQUkKfx_UY
>tfw you keep wanting to move to the mainland but every time you get an option it dissipates
>>8667058
>yah that dudes super furious
>should i feel bad?
Maybe a little? Depends on what you shoved up their ass
My dad's always been like that though desu, it's just that I haven't been happy for a long time. I think he thought I was making a mistake, because all he had seen of transgirls were the hons on TV. Idk though, I guess I changed his mind. He asked me what I thought of the military ban and talked with me about depression and the fact that he legitimately just wants me to be happy and comfortable, and he told me that he doesn't care how I get there, so long as I have a plan and a proof of concept.
He's an amazing guy, and I think he knew I was gay or something for a while, because he kept dropping hints all over the place. He just kinda wasn't there for me when I was really struggling.
>>8667064
>bitch you try to talk like you're dollface or something but youre like eugenie tier at best
I talk like I'm Charlotte, and I can assure you that I've never raped anyone before. Maybe you just hate that I'm better than you.
>>8667092
I have no idea if it's meant literally but I know it's strongly recommended to not attempt to force it, IE absolutely do not pluck.
if they develop a cure for gender dysphoria a few decades from now when you're all ugly old crossdressers, will you guys be frustrated?
>>8667112
there already is a cure im gonna cut my balls off
>>8667101
idk senpai you're just an unpassing twinkhon with seemingly nothing going in her life id say even kayla's better than you, good thing you're tripping again tho, was annoying being unable to filter your ceaseless unwarranted self-importance
>>8667076
You were?
It sounded like you fell in love with her, and just some guy that got obsessed with a girl. I've heard that story a million times.
>>8667071
I wish I could say the same for my mom, but my dad is truly something special. I've only ever met one person that was truly like him, and that guy got me into playing bass.
>>8667102
Yeah, definitely not plucking. Wiping my face is the most I'm going for
>>8667115
won't you still have gender dysphoria though? You'll just be a castrated boy
>>8667092
For me it takes ~15 days for it to fall. And yes, it just comes off, its pretty neat.
Tell them to up the power if it isn't happenning.
>>8667112
the only cure for the demiurge's obscene prison of the flesh is death
HRT didnt work on me so im going to detransition and join the marines.
What would you call someone who claims to be a cis guy but spends a majority of his free time lurking a thread for transgirls?
>>8667124
At least they'll teach you how to follow through with major decisions
....
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.
.
.
>>8667117
I was in love with her but I was taking advantage of her at the same time. She was a vulnerable, lonely trans girl. She would have fallen in love with anyone who spent as much time with her as I did. I was taking advantage of that without realizing it. Like I said, I was also starting to look at porn of trans girls who looked like her, so I was starting to become attracted to the fact she was trans. Another sign of chasing.
>>8667116
>good thing you're tripping again tho, was annoying being unable to filter your ceaseless unwarranted self-importance
It's good to see you're tripping too 8)
Like I told drake earlier, your words carry no weight if you don't have the confidence to put your name on it. If you want to hurt me, turn your trip on.
>>8667127
My next mistake
>>8667127
a chaser
>>8667130
I thought you started watching tranny porn after you ghosted her
>>8667127
egg or a chaser
>>8667124
That's honestly a good idea. I think we're so quick to be crabs in a bucket here and keep everyone miserable that we refuse to admit that detransition is a legitimate option.
>>8667140
No I started watching it after I fell in love with her, I stopped watching it after I ghosted her.
>>8667117
Is this a thing? Trannies playing bass?
Because I swear, every time an instrument comes up, its bass.
Bass is still best instrument, though.
>>8667122
ooh, ythat's neat. Good to know I shouldn't expect it immediately :P
>>8667143
Yeah, it'd be good for the community if she left and stopped giving advice to newfags
>>8667143
not for anyone with dysphoria
every time i consider detransition i'm like
"but wait, i'd rather kill myself than be a man"
"welp guess i'm stuck being a tranny"
>>8667124
Does this mean you will stop posting?
>>8667134
You're an ugly whiney faggot with a false sense of entitlement and most ppl here can't fucking Stand your whiney bitcheyness.
Kayla IS better than you.
You haven't achieved anything.
Anon was right, to try to act as posh as SatanFace without anything but your daddy buying you Pokemon cards and hot pockets to back it up.
Oh,
>Here's a trip that never needs to drop b/c I'm not a fucking child
his name was Seth Rich
http://archive.is/gdEHq
>>8667156
I think there's a lot of people who've convinced themselves that's true, but I think a large percentage, perhaps even a majority, would be much better of detransitioning and getting professional help
>>8667101
i actually hurt the dude so hard he's lashing out at you for consequently talking to me
isn't that a little odd
it's so important to have a figure like that you know
someone who wants you to be happy is really imperative in making yourself happy
>>8667159
Lol
I'll do what I want, fuckface.
>>8667161
>Enjoy the future instead of dwelling on the past.
That's great advice, and I'm doing just that! Like I said, I've totally overcome my chasing ways lol. I no longer experience any attraction to trans girls (quite the opposite, desu). I'm dating a normal cis girl now and I feel really good.
>>8667169
>fuck you I won't do what you tell me
lmao what spicy drama IS this
How does being with a girl in bed feel? Asking for science
>>8667176
Get your bf to find a girl for a threesome.
>>8667161
>Girls play bass.
Can't argue with that.
>>8667176
cis girls are really soft
trans girls are often really soft too but it takes a while for them to get there
>>8667161
the sidekicks of the world playing the sidekicks of the instrument world
classic
>>8667180
Hes asked actually, but i would feel so inferior
does anyone think nico has actually ever touched a cis girl
kek
post the pic other anon
>>8667176
Sexy time is ALOT longer.
More foreplay, often more intense orgasms.
On the regular;
24/7 cuddles... Like, entertwined with each other all the time because you're both squishy
>>8667188
I think some trannies don't actually have gender dysphoria, I think many just have autism or OCD
>>8667194
lol dude I was in a relationship with a girl for 4 and a half years before
dont project your insecurities on me, jacob, you're just being jealous now
Wearing thongs is a lot easier when you don't have balls that are trying to slip out of the sides all the time. It's pretty comfy and snug.
>>8667188
I bet she's never even been drunk in a field before
>>8667166
It's like they dont realize it's more abusive to try to tell people who you can and can't be friends with.
Theres a line to be drawn when you keep going back to the same person that hurts you, but I have no reason to believe, accept or fear anyone in this place.
>>8667172
No, you're taking pride in how much you've changed, instead of who you are. If you feel good, feel good, but don't feel good because you forced yourself out of a relationship without a word because you thought you were right. That makes you a complete asshole.
>>8667181
All of the girls in bands I know are either drummers, vocalists, bassists, or some combination of the three. Guitarists are all lesbians.
>>8667186
Sorry for being a natural bassist, I guess. I'm not flashy enough for guitar.
>>8667173
Valq is mad for a lot of reasons and she's been sperging out at me all week.
>>8667202
i mean, some, but the pain of being a man is pretty prevalent here, because this place kind of looks down on trenders and the like
>>8667204
So you're saying you dont regret orchi. She said it you all saw it!
can anybody relate
https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/6r6qir/you_know_you_still_have_too_much_t/
>>8667206
You seem like an unpleasant person whereas I have very little reason to feel negatively about Valq so I'm going to take your testimony with a grain of salt here. Either way my interest on this drama is already gone, so, whatyever.
>>8667206
You're just annoying af, shampai.
Opinionated with 0 experience in anything you have opinions and advice on.
It shows with every fuckn post
>>8667211
>implying I have any cleavage
ahahahaha! joke's on you!
wait, no
>>8667206
yeah
theyre pretty socially retarded
its really easy to see
also im joking the bass is a great instrument
ill let you do my background rhythm one day soon ok?
>>8667208
For ever trenderhater I see on here, I see three other trannies who are just boys who were completely isolated losers who convinced themselves they were supposed to be a girl and that's why they were a loser. This usually involves a lot of retconning to convince themselves they always knew they were a girl when in reality it never crossed their mind until they were in their twenties, still living at home, with zero point zero life prospects
>>8667186
>not hearing dancy music where bass is the most important instrument
>not playing dancy grooves in your bass while you move naturally to the rhythm
Go back to your agp music pls.
>>8667151
Oh, and I forgot! What you should be able to note immediately is that it will take longer to grow, which is also great.
>>8667221
the only good genre of music is warez keygen chiptunes
>>8667214
Says the one who recommended I do eyeliner on only a quarter of my waterline.
>>8667217
Sure, I guess. I mostly do electronic production these days though.
>>8667224
>>8667224
Oh shit you tell her girl!!!
We got ourselves a """""cat"""""fight boys!!!
>>8667200
Pretty much like me an my bf, though i would like longer cuddles and kinda not to be called dumb so much
>>8667230
Right, that's my point. None of it says 1/2 waterline upper, 1/4 waterline lower.
>>8667233
Girls are like.....
Ingredients in a calzone.
Warm n cheesy and so very snug
>>8667224
Nigga, you're only full-time in the bedroom under your father's roof.
>Tryna tell me, of all ppl
which girls pass and which ones dont?
>oranged out the pics that the faces were obscured
>>8667243
I only said 1/4_1/2 lower.
Makes the insides look bigger and the outer part look narrow
>>8667224
so she gave you makeup advice that didn't work once
meanwhile you are opinionated about just about everything even though your life is no different from the average 4chan autist with no real world experience
it's very funny you're now picking THIS hill to die on, against valq.
>>8667129
ill tell you the details on skype. My dad says he can get me in because he has military contacts. I just need to quit HRT and build muscle before boot camp
>>8667221
Mine has usually taken a while to grow, the problem with it is that the beard shadow is still very noticible below the skin :\
>>8667246
They all look like dudes with long hair lol
>she keeps sending me lewd pictures to try and tempt me from the path of abstinence
How do I control this girl and teach her how to be pure
>>8667244
I'm 20, and my dad told me he'd help me pay for school and housing until I'm out of college. Why is accepting the offers of loved ones so shameful exactly?
>>8667248
>Makes the insides look bigger and the outer part look narrow
Right, but you don't just apply half of it, you add weight and emphasis on certain parts.
>>8667250
>meanwhile you are opinionated about just about everything even though your life is no different from the average 4chan autist with no real world experience
That's awfully vague. Do you have a name?
>>8667244
you're just a worse version of charlotte though
>>8667244
Will u 3 way with me and my bf? He likes ginger traps
>>8667246
everyone but me desu
>>8667252
Wow, you're incredibly dumb.
1.9 years before consistent ma'am's for me.
13 months before gendered female more than once in a week.
But, you just go and be edgy you.
>>8667260
but valq is the cool strong woman mom who mtfg never had
>>8667264
I'd still marry u bb
I'm still poor tho
>>8667257
Mount her.
>>8667257
just remember you're both gross faggots
>>8667265
You don't get gendered female only? I do
>>8666362
Body passes
>>8667223
Too "sharing is caring" for my taste. I'll use the keygens, though.
>>8667253
It'll take a few sessions. Yes, it is excruciating to wait and wait, I know. I'm on my 4th session and there is still 2 to 4 to go. But it gets a little better every time.
>>8667259
I can vouch for applying only in half of it being a thing. If you go only on the waterline, it gives that emphasis while still looking super natural, while going full + emphasis is pretty obvious that you used liner.
>>8667266
youre a disgusting man with cummy feet
you have 0 knowledge on being likable
So, anything exciting happen lately? What've I missed?
>>8667269
Nah we're cute faggots.
>>8667260
I've life experience.
She lives at home and never had a consistent job..... She knows better tho.
>>8667263
Orly? I hadn't noticed.
Sure ;D
>>8667274
I do now, yeah.
But I wasn't stealth from day 1 is what I was saying.
>>8667259
You're 20 and live with your father... Then actually go onto a Scandinavian knitting image board to brag about it,.... Is the problem
>>8667290
if you had life experience instead of just roleplaying that you did you wouldnt be socially retarded
>>8667265
Therea no hope for me, my skull is too masculine. I'm going to the recruitment centre on Friday.
>>8667274
Does mrs. cock get gendered properly tho?
>>8667292
?
Where are you coming at me from, Anon?
Let's meet for scones some time
>>8667283
Not if you have my lashes lol
I can get away with full waterline looking natural, and half-waterline looks awful.
>>8667290
I live alone.
>>8667288
We're all entitled to our opinions I suppose
>>8667297
....in my mum's basement
>>8667293
Have fun with eating that issued m15 once you snap under the load O' repression
>>8667296
just think its weird that you attack people for acting like yourself
youre competing for attention like an actual woman
>>8667296
>Tfw wanting to set up a meeting wth charlotte
>>8667302
If your life was so good, you wouldnt be on an lgbt board looking for (you)s
>>8667302
Then you can join me and my buddies' club. We're the Tranny Bashers and we fuck with trannies on the internet and ruin their lives. We want to beat the shit out of one in real life but we live in the SF Bay Area and would probably get life in prison for it
>>8667301
You tell me if this looks like a basement.
Fucking losers lol
>>8667307
are you saying im charlotte
for a 50 y/o you are straight garbage at reading comprehension
>>8667314
those could easily be fake curtained window lights for basement apartments
>>8667244
What's it like to be the cutest mtf in the fm area
>>8666437
Woohoo! 93%
>>8667327
whats fm?
the north pole i hope
because anywhere else there would be trannies that easily outmatch knifejaw valq
>>8667297
>and half-waterline looks awful.
Did you apply it gently and only on the line? It should begin at the outer edge and then go right up to the line of the middle of your pupil. I can't see it looking bad. I mean, I use full brown liner + black on the half upper outer waterline and I think it looks the best.
But then, my eyes and my weird tastes.
How does one fight depression without drugs and alcohol? This whole staying sober to stop doing stupid stuff lifestyle is hard.
>>8667322
I'm jealous of your electro.
>>8667327
I fugging hate it here.
I feel like a superior entity to these Hicks, desu.
Howru anon
Nice
It's funny how everyone wants to believe so badly that I'm actually a basement dweller.
>>8667325
Woah, those exist?
>>8667246
Why is trump 4 times in the list?
>>8667336
Sounds like someone's jealous because they don't have fair skin and freckles
>>8667343
Do you even have a job?
You can afford to cook salmon but not antifungal cream for your toenails?
>>8667340
Upbeat music played very, very loud.
>>8667314
>mommy pays this for me
>>8667337
I prefer a full waterline because it makes my eyes look brighter.
>>8667350
theres a difference from having cute freckles and having gross cancer pores like valq does
>>8667350
I'm jelaous
I wish my jaw really was made of knives
>>8667305
oh well when im dead ill have no more problems. Ill tell you all about it on skype
>>8667361
thank god this is blurry i wouldve vomited
>>8667352
I'm actually seeing a doctor about that this week.
You can afford to see doctors with only a mechanic's health care benefits, right?
>>8667341
Standing outside my work, watching the rain while smoking. I love this kind of weather
>>8667361
this new minecraft update is hottt
>>8667343
an elaborate painstakingly-NURBSed 3D rendering of a fire escape affixed to a brick wall
you can tell because the camera is angled away from the skybox
>>8667361
i messaged you on skype. Very important.
>>8667367
>y-you're a low class pleb
your middle class daddy pays for everything you have, you're basically worthless on your own
>>8667372
Shit, they're onto me!!
>>8667367
So, you don't have a job, then?
I know 60k isn't much, but after I finish the rest of legal transition, I can go back to 120k w/ Chevron again.
>>8667368
Have you been in here before?
Lurking?
>>8667366
Me too, I don't like when men like you oogle me and insult my skin
>>8667391
she's said that she isnt a hundred times but youre a little autistic i think..
>>8667371
The vectoring is kinda fucked up.
Like, you're looking at all these trap sprites from a fucked up angle
>>8667394
big honkin jew nose
>>8667386
Hang on
>>8667353
Initial D soundtrack here I come
>>8667397
>there's an actual charlotte defense force
I guess even narcissistic opinionated NEETs with no achievements to justify their inflated ego can attract codependents in 4chan
>>8667400
>she's actually trying to claim valq is lying
this is what happens when baby hikki sheltered trannies try to talk shit to fulltimers lol
>>8667413
>have 0 evidence to support an argument
>if you disagree you must be a defense force
uhuh....
>>8667340
I just play videogames and talk to people online to pretend they're my friends
>>8667413
Do you guys row for UCDavis to?
>>8666982
good luck
Why are girls so catty? Yeah this is why i cant stand women, making drama from literally anything
Reminder that burch is a hon and a chaser and wants to kill himself with Gloom
>>8667400
I wish
>>8667428
makes me laugh everytime i realize just how shameless this dude is and how he still tries to act stuck up here
>>8667425
i am at 5%
i need help RIGHT NOW
please someone get here soon
ok
okay
>>8667394
don't usually post anywhere, long time lurker first time poster lol
>>8667426
Is mrs cock catty tho?
>>8666750
I don't know wtf they're talking about. You look good to me.
>>8667414
OMG, Charlie has an orbiter
Here u go>>8667432
>>8667426
But this is why you're a mtfg staple tho.
>>8667442
OooOooOo.
THIS MAKES 2 INTERNET PPL IN FM.
WTF
>>8666982
turn off the water coming into your apartment for the full end of the world effect
>>8667432
Damn, that's not much.
>>8667428
>Burch
holy shit I haven't heard from this guy in forever
what a disaster of a person
>>8667450
damn youre pretty poor
can you take a selfie with your trailer
>change dating profiles up from 18-25 to 21-35
>instantly feel in the right dating bracket
>getting tied up and maybe fucked tonight by gorgeous 33 year old pan woman with white and blue hair
Jesus why was I trying it date coed children???
>>8667457
Burch = pandora
>>8667454
Compared to your 0 income, I guess not.
Or were you referring to your father?
>>8667460
I sold it in 2016 b/c rent dropped
>>8667464
OH so you were just the anon defending yourself
yikes
>>8667464
No, I've just never seen a paycheck so small.
>>8667452
>your apartment
>your
>apartment
hehe
also update
my power is back on thank hecc
>>8667475
why are you bragging about daddy's money? Sad!
>>8667471
>Tfw answering to Charlotte and Charlotte anon as if they were separate entities
>>8667450
Just your typical scumbag chaser bored with the rest of 4chan. Fargo isn't so bad tho.
>>8667481
when you say the exact same words as the anon defending you its a little weird lol
>>8666960
Palantir by any chance?
valq paid for ffs
its the only explanation
>>8667454
>Charlotte is pretending to be rich now.
lmao never let the bubble pop sweetie
you're better than all those nasty poor trannies who make more money than you ever will and actually get gendered as female in person
remember, you don't need personal achievements to be superior, you just are
>>8667475
>No, I've just never seen a paycheck so small.
No, I've just never seen a paycheck
Fix'd :)
this thread is really funny
>paychecks
>not getting paid in direct-deposit snuggles
>>8667502
Thought about it, already 30+ and 6ft5 with a receding hairline, no sign of dysphoria either
>>8667519
>exchanging any form of currency instead of just stealing everything, INCLUDING snuggles
>>8667514
we already know you havent
look where you live lol
>>8667522
>y-you're poor
>y-y-y-you're a hon
>y-y-y-ou a-are an anon
my fucking sides
>>8667524
>having to steal snuggles just to survive
tfw you start peeing on daddy playfully in the shower and he takes it as a sign of me wanting control and he overpowers me since he is 14 inches taller and shoves my face down into the puddle of pee that resulted from our pee battle
People that need to piss off
Nicolastine
The other commie
Charlotte "Daddyfuck" McEmma
Burch "cum over me ogre feet" toenail
Sean "carve emma and piety's name into my arm" welshington
>>8667502
Sometimes I wish i was a neet and daddy payed to keep my tantrums away from him.
But like i would actually feel bad about being an adult baby
>>8667528
i believe crime to be the highest virtue so i even steal snuggles from my gf even if she'd give them away willingly
its a hard life dedicating yourself to always doing everything the illegal way but i'll endure
>>8667535
a truly principled stance... i suppose i've got no valid opposition to such a lifestyle
>>8667525
I know :(
I'm going to ask the cook to make me a hamburger because I'm too tired to cook for myself today. ;-;
tfw you will never be anything besides a poor hon from the perspective of queen charlotte lannister or whatever the fuck this delusional specimen thinks she is
>>8667530
LOOK AT THESE DUDES
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>8667545
does that mean that Charlotte fucks her brother?
>>8667547
>>8667534
Right?
I about lost it when my parents bought the wine for last night
>you'll never be so pathetic as to be a "cis male" that has spent an entire year shitposting on mtfg
feels good.
>>8667549
if youre looking for the meaning of that post its essentially nicotines sexual frustration in having only a bug eyed skeleton to fuck
>>8667530
SERTII YOU USELESS WHORE ILL SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT DEFEND ME ON MTFG
>>8667553
has your daddy started calling you princess yet?
>>8667522
>Hon
I was going to reply to this but I am against making fun of the appearance of others so whatever.
>>8667552
>still needing to post a photoshopped pic of sertii
why are you so mad lo- ohhh its you jacob, how's community college treating you? losing that v-card anytime soon bro?
>>8667556
How come only when someone posts that picture of you and sertii does this post happen?
lol
>>8667568
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
nice fucking bf lmao
>>8667535
crime is good
t. black person
>tfw you know what a natal vagina tastes like while jacob doesn't and never will and he (?)'s actually having a nervous breakdown at you about it
lmao
>>8667568
lol she really doesnt look good even without geting photoshopped
>>8667575
i dont think the original pic was even photoshopped
i think nicotines just insane and depressed
>>8667564
He stopped calling me 'he' after wearing a thin t-shirt and no bra for jammies last night
>>8667574
>being proud of being agp
>>8667581
being agp is better than being an incel
incels are practically not people, to be honest
>>8667580
>He stopped calling me 'he' after wearing a thin t-shirt and no bra for jammies last night
told you that would work
also
was he walking funny?
>>8667593
drake you look like an egg tbqh
I'm a bad guy
a bad girl
a bad son
a bad daughter
a bad sibling
a bad girlfriend
a bad employee
a bad patient
I'm just a bad human being in general
>>8667593
>he's actually projecting his incel depression and psychopathy into me
omg omg do that trick where you pathetically beg isla to fuck you again i'll throw peanuts at you
>>8667588
lol look how fat that guy is. I bet a majority of people here could beat his ass easily.
>>8667597
Lol are u like a white me?
>>8667593
>you
>sexy
>>8667602
>a-a-are you mad?
fucking kek i love your retarded cyber feud with me because i legitimately forgot you existed for several months. your arms look weak as shit btw baby, your entire appearance aint helping your faux alpha troll aesthetic.
>>8667612
feelsgoodman
also why does your opinion on appearance depend on your current feelings of the person
classic wemen
Nicole and sertii should have left months ago. Its just beyond sad at this point.
>>8667616
is that what you think crumbling means
chilean english lmao
>>8667618
wait that's exactly what you do
>>8667618
My feelings don't change, kiddo.
And you're pretty far from sexy. Sorry to break it to you.
>>8667619
When is Shakira going to leave?
>>8667624
the only thing i'm seeing crumbling if your career prospects with that laughably shitty college you were bragging about the other day lmao
this is actually what crumbling means thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6RAAaYlojU
>>8667634
>employer reputation thirty seven point one
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>8667631
it has the third best wildlife biology course in NA so yah im happy
wait why am i explaining this to a shitskin lol
in one ear out the other
>>8667644
employer reputation thirty seven point one baby, gonna be riding that student's loan debt all the way into heaps and heaps of pussy at the local wendy's
>>8667629
okay im sorry for saying hrt doesnt work.
>>8667634
Go for it.
I'm not angry. I'm still racking my brain trying to figure out why you're even here.
>>8667656
I like your tripcode it's really cool
>>8667662
remember when you had a cool tripcode and threw it away
>>8667677
>37.1 employer reputation virgin trying to talk smack to a 100 employer reputation chad
lmao
>>8667683
oops dropped trip
>>8667683
oh that was one of the worst anon guises ive ever seen
how did you get so bad so quickly
you used to be better at this
90s r&b is where its at
>>8667687
LMAO
you called yourself a chad?
at least you realized how bad it was after you made the post
>>8667701
>/vg/
Fite Elanna
How long will take a few black people to kill me if I call them niggers?
>>8667707
not my fault autistic /v/ mods delete every ffxiv thread you know
>>8667706
dude your insults went full low energy the second I reminded you of the fact you signed up for a lifetime of debt for a degree that's not even good to wipe your ass with, from a shitty college ranked below #400 in the global scale, which your mother forced you to go to anyway.
just saying, bro, your future looks dire, no wonder you need to hurl abuse at trannies on 4chan
>>8667711
You could probably just pay them 200$ to have them choke you to death
>>8667724
and back to furious
truly the most bipolar poster
>>8667711
go to this hood
https://youtu.be/KS6bVTYRh-w
tuneee
>>8667548
imabigguy4u.
I'd rather not say
>>8667729
do you just assume everybody else is a binary of depressed/furious emotional states? you being born lobotomised makes you an outlier, not the norm.
>>8667735
>no u
lol
>>8667741
thirty seven point one :^)
>>8667725
I'll just say nigger or that I'm a filthy tranny.
One way or the other, I'm going to get culturally enriched.
>>8667711
just trick them into sex and tell them you are a man
*meow*
good morning~
I like the anti globalist message in Stardew Valley
>>8667773
it's 10pm
>>8667826
It's 11 am
>>8667828
It's 7pm
its 12:21PM
its 3:22 am and its rainy
rain makes a very relaxing noise
>>8667820
love you ellie
>>8667853
lel its not raining in central. thanks for the forecast for when i get back to north though
>>8667871
it seems to have stopped. im not sure. im probably going to bed since my daily quota of schoolwork's done anyway
>>8667871
Why are you still awake wtf
>>8667750
why not just punch a cop instead
it's 102.5 fm
it me
it's 8:23pm
it's 1 4 the record books ~miew~
>>8668024
ily ciel
>testosterone is in single digits
>still get angry enough to destroy things
>>8668032
i-ily2
>>8668034
silly seiryu
you are a girl
girls are always angry
>>8668036
us in parrots discord miss you :(
>>8668038
I never get this angry while taking AAs
>>8668034
>violence
holy shit dude what are you doing
>>8668042
what's parrots discord
invite me
>>8668045
Being an emotional maniac apparently
>>8668045
>tfw when you get really upset or aggravated you just punch yourself in the head
going to give myself unironic autism some day
>>8668053
im shy
>>8667734
We haven't worked together, right?
The height and cigarettes set off some alarms.
Just wondering bb
>>8668044
you dont have any balls and you are on estrogen and that means you are a cis girl now
>>8667509
I fugging wish.
I'm still planning on it, maybe after I get more permanent settled down and paid off some stuff
>>8668067
w-well add me on discord don't be shy
melty#7126
>>8668078
>chewing on your knuckles
that just sounds.... gnawingly painful
but yeah, the last time i bruised my fingers and i had a sharp pain on the opposite side of my head for a little while, so it may be time to S T O P.
>>8668044
Aggression is an ingrained personality trait instead of something controlled by hormones. It is influenced by hormones but in most cases it's not the cause. What you could try doing is spreading your AAs out and reducing other hormones so you're too weak to stay angry.
>>8668092
>Aggression is an ingrained personality trait instead of something controlled by hormones.
i was really hoping nuking my T would fix my personality issues
thanks dad
>mfw i like helping people at work bc it makes work less terrible for them
yay
>>8668088
dont chew hard
just gentle
just so your arm shudders in the same tune as your jaw
then it subsides
>>8668083
you added me like a year ago
also ily bye
>>8668097
It's like having a penis doesn't change on hormones.
Do chasers prefer balls or noballs?
>>8668111
So do balls
>>8668114
balls more than likely bc they chasers
>>8668078
I find hitting things until my hands bleed and I'm numb to be much more cathartic
>>8668080
lol I'm still more of a man than everyone else here
>>8668092
I'm not taking AAs at all. Post op. On AAs I'm usually completely emotionless.
>>8668111
when u wanna hit yourself, hug yourself instead - soon the only thing you'll be afraid of is hugging too many other people, never ever hurting them~
>hugs ya<
hey bud - look at me, bud: i
love
u
everything's gonna be ok <3
~miiiiiiiew~
>>8668105
but add me back..........
i will cry
>>8668125
>lol I'm still more of a man than everyone else here
BDD
>>8668134
i mean theres still the penis. the balls just make it homo
>>8668125
i don't believe u
no violence thank you
>>8668138
But chasers like it homo.
It wouldn't be alluring if it weren't homo
>>8668137
ALPHA AS FUCK
>>8668144
Try it sometime
UWU WHATS THIS
https://discord.gg/WE97yJ
>>8668145
traps arent gay!!!!
desu any server that gets linked publicly is going to end up crap
also 100% guaranteed to have chara's bots datamining it
>>8668145
but ya thats why i said they prefer balls
>>8668160
fear pandering
fuck off you ugly man
>>8668156
>traps
ashlee this is why we can't be friends
>>8668163
chara makes bots with inconspicuous names that save peoples' pics
and nudes, if she can get them
it's how she has folders for literally everybody
it's pretty common knowledge desu
>>8668160
>single use invite
>last one Chara joined
>she got instabanned
Ok
>>8668153
>ALPHA AS FUCK
post flexing pic
>>8668166
>my autismal fear theory is common knowledge
uhuh...
Traps arent gay unless you suck the fem benis/balls.
>>8668160
Maddie keeps posting single use invites to laugh at the people who join. last time it was chara and she was banned instantly.
>>8668186
ty, yeah im well versed in everything gay.
>>8668166
he's a sicko lol what a fucking creep
>>8668194
cheeen! is best 2hu tb.h
>>8668201
i am a guy
>>8668201
>i dont have an argument but i can say youre the person i dont like!
uhuh...
>>8668207
ok well.
try being a guy minus the creepy sexual jokes
>>8668207
keep in mind pandora is a gross looking man and you shouldnt be offended by what he says
>>8668211
>minus the creepy sexual jokes
>says burch
This post gave me cancer
>>8668254
nobody would even touch you let alone rape you
>>8668214
I miss her. Idk how to get ahold of her anymore
Cut your balls off
>>8668267
do you mean the blonde basic who does a fuckton of drugs
>>8668270
Irish basic
>>8668262
I'm sure someone would. She's smol and girly and obnoxious which would invite a hatefuck rage from some giant repressed hairy man who's smothered his femininity with body building for 17 years.
>>8668277
What about meee.
Would someone take advantage of me?
>>8668277
youre also an ugly man
i dont care what you think
totally wasted a reply
>>8668283
O
Well, I miss Irish basic.
Alot
>>8668289
I want her to get together with birdy and have a happy ending
Elanna is a chaser
Warn everyone
>>8668277
please no.
>>8668292
Wait, she still posts!?!?
Where?
I've messaged her on every single platform ever.
We were besties
Tfw dad and mom forced me to go camping on their lake house, I miss emma
I transferred stores and went from the one of the lowest graded departments to one of the highest. I get to focus solely on my dept. now. It's much nicer in so many ways.
>>8668323
Do you use fast orange at your work
>>8668310
i mean having a homeless guy masturbate like 5 feet away from you is somewhat traumatizing
saying you're going to lock someone in a cage and reenact trauma is pretty damn borderline
i mean, it's fine if you want to be a guy???? but at least learn how to act around girls. like, drop the creepy sex jokes, for starters
>>8668323
>I'm kindof a ho, so...
i am a christian and we consent in the house. let me get my bible and put it beside the bed beforehand
>>8668323
Oh no she got you too
>>8668325
No, cherry bomb stuff.
Is better
>>8668323
You are really pretty and short too >:P
>>8668333
What's that? I use fast orange and was wondering and thought you would be the best person to ask since no one else here works on cars, would it feel good to fap with? (I'm pre srs)
>>8668326
my best female friend, and sort of only, has no problem with my stupid jokes, and she's completely repulsed by sex but she doesn't make a big deal about it
it's like you're a buzzfeed incarnate. sort of spooky. you're just overly sensitve
>>8668289
Me tooooooooo! Basic was the bomb. I <3 her so much.
I don't want to cut my balls off >:(
>>8668341
ur pretty though. why r u a ho
>>8668341
Omg stop being a ho!
>>8668347
I didn't actually do it I'm wondering what it would feel like
>>8668343
You need tooo
>>8668343
go to real basic and serve ur country rn
Hmmmmm
>>8668351
anon, you don't put weird substances on your down unders
it's a valuable lesson i learned at age 12, when i attempted to masturbate with toothpaste.
EMMA TALK TO ME DISCORD WON'T CONNECT FOR MORE THAN 10 SECONDS BECAUSE OF RECEPTION
>>8668347
Hmmmm
I think I probably smell like salty meat.
Ty tho
<3
>>8668363
It's not weird it's a nice smelling soap basically
>>8668366
You're really soft and warm and your hugs were wonderful
>>8668371
It's acidic and corrosive af.
>tfw gf not online
i'm really lonely
>>8668375
Ditto
Hugg
I wish we hugged more
>>8668379
I doubt it would hurt you that bad to have it on for a tiny bit
>>8668357
Wat? Have u not heard that trannus and dogs aren't welco.e i the armed services no more.
>>8668352
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Oh right, to stop takng AA'w and their nasty side fx.
>>8668367
It's like I don't even know who u are rn, you used to be so prim and proper. I bet you even like fantasize about sex now.
>>8668364
FUCKING REPLY TO ME EMMA I MISS YOU
Can u tell I have a fast food addiction
>>8668393
it's okay, maybe anon wants a lil bit of dick melt
>>8668304
Soon I can chase u :D
i really wish i had some lsd desu
last time i did it i was happy for a week
that was nice
>>8668393
Prettiest woman in the whole toilet I mean city
You got pretty eyes and u look like a sick bitch
>>8668411
I want to be Valqs toilet tbqh senpai
>>8668396
Is it the t-shirt? Is this a new fast food restaurant I should be aware of?
>>8668403
This was your plan from the start wasn't it sicko
end anime
>>8668309
she catfished birdy by pretending to be Jamie a femboy because she is no longer attracted to women and it was affecting her marriage to her wife and Jamie and birdy were cute posting together and it makes me sad that they cant be together
>>8668439
Oh no you've seen through my master plan
i've done a lot of bad things desu
>>8668437
Omg, stop coveting my junebug bish!
>>8668447
Friendship ended with Elanna
Now Faye is my best friend
we were born to make history
>>8668437
Nah I could take u out with some flips np
U looked cute wearing a big girl uniform tho
>>8668446
Lolwtf.
This is all news.
And all of this is really terribly sad.
After she started in on discord, we lost contact.
She really loved her fiance too
This is a really really sad note to fall asleep to.
My heart is hurting, broken.
I'm sad.
>>8668450
Hugg
>>8668451
Local grocer found unconscious in ditch
Trauma to anus and US army dog tags found
>>8668453
history doesn't care about us anymore desu
only trenders and genderkin matter now
>>8668468
wad da fug
>>8668469
shut the fuck up
>>8668453
i was born too drink too much pop and get diabetes bc free drinks at work
>>8668471
Nini smol nice girl
Smiles await u when u rise <3
>>8668474
It faye
>>8668485
new game
take a shot everytime you say "it me"
>>8668478
YES WE WERE
BORN TO MAKE HISTORY
>>8668487
ya strawberry soda is my favorite
>>8668492
It me
No one at work suspects
>>8668502
Elanna pls stop you'll kill my kidneys
>>8668503
can't they see your bra straps
It me
>>8668498
Good
Prime
>>8668506
But at least ur liver will be strong for the cypro
>>8668512
I don't know what you're talking about I've never had cypro at any point in time
>>8668503
I need one of th3se
>>8668479
>There's no proof except for birdy fanfic post >:(
and birdy/jamie admitted it
>>8668519
Still no proof, just hearsay
>>8668510
do u like fruit beers. im not a big fan of alcohol, but strawberry kiwi ale and also like green apple ale are pretty ok. would much rather drink juice though
>>8668517
Y u gotta be so ruuuuuude
halp who are teh best srs surgeons i need to start researching this stuff k thx <3
no brakes on this train
>bf taking pics of his room and sending them to me
>notice he already has one of the things I bought for him and was gonna put in the care package
fug
now I have to come up with more ideas and I'm really uncreative
>>8668526
Ye
That sounds bomb
My favorite is this berry citrus ipa from a Seattle brewery
I like ciders
>>8668530
no no it's
>WHY YOU GOTTA SO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDE
>>8668534
Wish I let my gf buy me stuff
Wish I had a bf to want to make me cute gift boxes
>>8668533
Suporn
Brassard
Some others
Apparently there's a good one in Arizona
Is it a bad idea to move across the country with almost no money and no job just because I hate the place where I am
>>8668537
I'm sorryyyyyyyy
I'm sorry that I let you dowwwwwwn
>>8668541
you'll find that gf or bf one day anon
I found my bf on 4chan so I guess there's hope for love on this terrible site
>>8668547
How much money
I just did an undetermined transfer and drove across the country with about 2k$
>>8668556
Like negative $13,000 or so
>when you dislike men so much that you get into the idea of being fucced by a guy as a form of degradation
WORRY
>>8668558
I'm crazy in debt too
U have no money tho?
Then get a job first ya bum
>>8668568
I'm working 2 jobs but I can't save up money fast enough to get away from here
>>8668570
U paying rent?
I was doing the same and lived in my car for a month while working and couldn't save because I didn't have to pay rent
>>8668550
and I would walk
a thousand miiiiillles
>>8668562
we get it, you never had a father figure and were abused
shut up already
who the hell made you the boss.
>>8668562
>>8668579
i did have a father figure, he was just abusive??? i dunno.
my stepad was better but he was distant and just let my mother do everything.
>>8668575
No.
I keep telling myself I should just tough it out here for a while longer and work as hard as possible
But I honestly hate this god forsaken wasteland and want to go away
>>8668590
obviously not a real father figure then
but i feel like im trying to explain algebra to a brick here
>kiwi apple cider from a seattle brewery with a cute trap to guide me on srs
oh four tin.
>>8668522
https://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/search/text/jaime/
>>8668591
No instant gratification!
>>8668591
texas is horrible why havent u left
>>8668602
birdy is the biggest bitch in history
so hilarious
>>8668604
Because I'm broke and anywhere I go to, I won't make enough money to survive
This is gross
>>8668578
>>8668583
Good songs
>>8668591
Ya just tuff it out and u can make it anywhere
What do u spend yr moneybags on?
lol autocorrect fugg
How many hours and what do u do?
>>8668608
whats ur current occupation i am curious
>>8668607
that seems to be the trend with guys who post here
>>8668551
Dunno.
Probably not. I've been trying for a while, I'm not even ugly just a complete social retard online
>>8668609
>recognizes a modest mouse song that isnt float on or from good news for people who love mad news
NICCCCEEEE u have impeccable taste
>>8668608
I was gonna go to Texas with this trip initially
If u wait a year I'll pick u up on the way back :3
>>8668618
you especially
the other guys not so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sPj8HhbwHs&t=2s
"We let our sons pick whatever they want to wear, so long as its a dress"
You all heard about these gender neutral schools?
LGBT has gone too far. These poor kids are gonna have to detransition where we all transitioned. Bet their creepy FtM parents will hate them for it too.
>>8668623
Hugg <3
>>8668612
I'm a legal drug dealer. However it's hard to get a job because everyone wants 10+ years of experience and hiring in my field is full of cronyism and good old boy shit.
I COULD make enough to live comfortably IF I could get a job in a hospital but I never will
>>8668624
Don't come here
>>8668629
tfw people tell me NBs don't hurt anyone
tfw people get annoyed with me for saying NBs aren't trans
>vegetarian military MREs exist
literally why the fuck
>>8668637
You aren't trans so you don't get to decide who else isn't.
I'm here to farm your reaction pics.
>>8668641
Halal/Kosher options
>boobs are starting to get really noticeable
i can't keep getting away with this boymode meme
i wish i had food
>bfs friend called me autistic
> one said i sound like a 12 year old girl
>another said i sound like a youtubergirl
>>8668644
you don't want to touch mine
they'll give your folders autism
>>8668648
oh i probably should have shrunk that down to something viewable but i guess it doesn't matter.
Cypro and Estrogen? More like no thank you amirite
I got my letter from the endo, but my appointment isn't until november and Im still going through the tail-end of male puberty rn. Should I quickly buy some AAs and just take those, without any bloodworks done what-so-ever??
>>8668651
that's good, it's cute to be a 12 year old autistic youtuber girl
>>8668655
wrong
>>8668654
nobody clicks your pics but to make fun of them so it doesnt matter
>>8668648
you must fail boymode a lot
>>8668657
right
>>8668664
yes
>>8668658
Wat
That pic posted just now is legitimately cute
>>8668669
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..??
>>8668667
>spiro-chan a diaperfag
Well, shit :(
>>8668666
>666
Don't ever respond to me ever again
>>8668672
yeah spiro users like me have low iq(almost borderline retarted 80iq)
and have to wear diapers
>>8668672
Kill
Me
>>8668655
This is like, completely wrong my fren.
>>8668674
>two off from 666666
fucking kill me
>>8668679
I love it
>>8668689
really cringy roleplay
>>8668689
you're sweet though, thanks :>
DIAPY DIAPY I NEED WIPEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>8668681
Vancouver?
>>8668699
kys
>>8668681
It's so gross outside. It's gross inside too. I don't even have a window in here :(
I have to go out tomorrow, but on the up side I might be getting a bunch of free clothes.
>>8668699
>not letting it marinate for a week so that u can give ur lover the full diap experience
???????
>tfw faking a suicide attempt so my friend will send me nudes so i don't "kill" myself
holy fuck stop me already why am i like this
>>8668718
sorry seiryu
>>8668726
We'll just use it after the other one caps