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Cis Lesbian General (/clg/): 4/20

DANK WEED BRUH - but for real no druggies allowed. Happy birthday, my love.

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Recent News
>but I also think Hitler did nothing wrong and that he's only a bad guy because he lost and jews run the media
>Anon's gf has her pubes shaved in a heart
>Say NO to butches
>A small battle erupts between "lick" and "eat"
>Decapitating someone with the blunt side of a knife is fucking brutal.
>Project Abs has reached new and exciting levels
>tfw no tittymonster girlfriend
>Woman wants a girl who is bad at sex
>Where are the doms?
>swetty pussy
>I worry tho

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>>8138621
>4/20
>DANK WEED BRUH
Kill yourself. Are you 12 or something?
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>no druggies allowed
You're not the boss of me, you're not my Real mom
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>>8138621
>no druggies allowed
>pill-popping Austrianon now banned from posting
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>>8138652
I'm pretty sure she does coke. Rich girls do coke.
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>>8138706
She does, actually.
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>>8138706
She does, but for her migraines.
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>Buyng groceries.
>Wanna make spaghetti bolognese.
>Comes home.
>Realise I forgot the spaghetti.

Why..
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>>8138792
It's okay, there should be some in your pockets.
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>>8138801
>hey /lesgen/
This is /clg/, fuck off.
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Hey Cis LesGen
how do you know when a coffee meet up is a date?
I'm asking because I just met a girl for coffee and I am pretty certain she's into girls, but I'm worried she thought it was just a meet up.
Halp!
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>>8138809
Nothing but beans I'm afraid.
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Have you ever used dental dams or are they just a meme?
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>>8138723
>>8138721
Disgusting.

>>8138835
meme
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>>8138814
You retards should have never let lesgen to the males in the first place.
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>>8138847
I wish we could do something about it.
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>>8138851
We are tho, it's why clg is a thing
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>>8138816
If you're not sure if it was a date, she won't be sure it was a date. So just ask her out to a dinner or movie and flirt with her. If she says yes and likes your flirting, that is a date.
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>>8138851
Take lesgen back and force "trans lesgen" general.
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This edition of news sucks.
>Say NO to butches
>but I also think Hitler did nothing wrong and that he's only a bad guy because he lost and jews run the media
Nazi you're roots are showing.
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>>8138889
>"u obsessed with males!!"
>retard keeps posting male asses
Ok faggot, cool blog
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>>8138877
But how?

>>8138889
Ignore trolls.
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>>8138873
thanks anon :) I'm bad at flirting but Ill try that
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>>8138895
>>8138896
Sorry I triggered you breeder. It is just a male butt. You will find your way to the front of him someday with or without my help.

inb4
>tfw no bf
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>>8138920
What are you rambling about?
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gaygen here. Not sure why you girls keep posting nice butts, and stolen pictures from mascgen, but I am ok with it. Carry on with whatever it is you do.
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>>8138930
Trying to get the fake lesbians out of clg. There are so many straight and bi girls and tranners in here playing pretend trying to lure actual lesbians into bullshit trap relationships etc.

The fact that we can't have a thread without someone screaming about dicks, and men every-time really goes to prove it.
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>>8138188
Yeah, it's weird that the bottle isn't visible there. I remember seeing it on one of Reuters photos from the event; she definitely had it at some point. I heard that she was throwing them all day and that it's visible on videos, and that she was interviewed during the rioting: justifying throwing M80s at elderly women.
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>>8138930
Fags tend to be mentally unstable, he probably wishes he could be a woman too. That vagina envy too stronk it's making him rage.
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>>8138889
Hmm. Faggot in denial...

>>8138895
Right...


This is a bby troll. His skills suck. Doesn't even know how to troll with out showing his ass lust...
Boooooo. Bby troll sucks at thissss.
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>>8138952
You girls have more drama than us and I thought that was impossible.
>t. mtfg
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>>8138957
its all good, the more they try to ratchet up the violence, the harder the crackdown will be when people finally get tired of it
I find it morbidly hilarious they never try this shit were CCWs are a thing.
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>>8138936
Nope newfag trying to cover his newly found gayness. Wants to troll with something as simple as bby versions of dick pix, with out realizing his dumb ass took the time to look for the gay board then first thread he went into was gay gen. Then he liked it soooo much that he was willing to put it in his computer. Theeeen took the time again to try to impress other males by assuming something this trivial would bug ANYONE on 4chan..
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I just bought my first pant suit.
>corporate finances here I come!
>is this where I become a heartless finance devil?
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>>8138976
>dude talking to another dude about "girl drama" caused and created by themselves
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>>8138976
they are real girls and we aren't. our drama is just an imitation of theirs.
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>>8138621
>my project abs is in recent news
Jej!
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>>8139005
Not until you decide your voting based on who gives you the biggest tax breaks
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>>8139005
>pantsuit
>not pencil skirt
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>>8138976
Yet.. Here you are...
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>>8139024
I already have those.
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>>8138958
Y chromosomes want attention from women. No matter their orientation. No matter their "gender identity". They are obsessed with us.
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>>8139036
and here I was, worried that you didn't want desk time from your eventual secretary
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>>8139041
Yep, they can't help themselves.
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If only guys want to be friends with me, do you think it is reasonable to conclude that I am not a very likeable person (based on the apparent fact that people only want to be around me if they're also attracted to me)? Not saying that the guys can't genuinely like my personality too, but it seems like if my personality was "good enough", then I wouldn't be seeing such a stark gender divide. Are there other less self-deprecating explanations I'm overlooking?
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>>8139049
I might here someone from /clg to be my secretary. Job is 20% of dealing with actual work and 80% of being my sex slave. Benefits include sponsored lingerie and spanking.
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>>8139004
Who are you calling new fucker? I consume all that is lgbt. I didn't post a picture before this one if that is what (you) are implying.
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>>8139065
hire* bloody hell
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>>8139024
Pantsuit for the butch, pencil skirt for the femme.
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>>8139065
nix the spankings, give me OT and an hour lunch
>an actual hour, not that 45min shit
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>>8139005
>out shopping with friends
>we hit up a vintage store
>some pantsuit is displayed there
>"hey anon, look at this, this would totally suit you! It's just your style!"
>tfw apparently wearing pantsuits so frequently when seeing friends that they've started associating them with me
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>>8139112
I have a long list of sex starved lesbians with shitty humanist degrees. What makes you special?
>some /clg anons will work for sex and cuddles
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>>8139098
10/10 taste anon.
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>>8139116
What's so good about them, besides the lesbian stereotype?
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>>8139095
No. Bby. You Are new. That pic dont mean shit boo boo.

Your trolling skills suuuuuuck.
Booooo
You suck at thiiis.
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>>8139136
>What makes you special?
I am a level 20 burgermancer with midling cataloging skills and I even come with an enthralled esthetician
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>>8139155
Personally I like them because grills seem well-dressed and professional in pantsuits. It's also extra qt to see them in a more casual outfit, if you're used to seeing them dressed up.
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>>8138958
>Fags tend to be mentally unstable,
You do realize lesbians are fags too right?

>>8139026
You realize your drama makes it to the front page too right? Unless you sage your shit it pops up and I have to watch you bitch and moan about, how much you hate "tranners", your rival gen, and talk about men, being forever alone, and other bullshit.

I am trans I made peace with that. Your gen is the only "non-troll thread" that constantly shits on us, and on your own community at the same time. You seem to hate everything. (Except your precious "qt's" which sounds highschool as fuck btw, just call them a cute girl or something. Not that it will matter because no decent woman wants to give the time of day to hateful NEETs)

Your worship of this "Austrianon" person seems totally batty. She is another human, she isn't a celebrity. Her family has money. kewl. That doesn't mean you should act like a bunch of squabbling peasants grovelling at her feet. It's weak shit.

You all need some self respect and to leave other people the fuck alone.

One last piece of advice even with a quick perusal I can tell you the majority of your own thread is made up of transwomen playing it stealth.Watching other transwomen, shit talk transwomen in this backwards false flagging gen is fucking nuts. As bad as groveling at Austria's feet is bashing your own community in order to suck up to a bunch of bigoted cis """lesbians""" is a special kind of sad. I hope this toxic gen gets taken down and the hateful person who started it perma banned.
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>>8138621
>>Say NO to butches

I want to protect a qt butch lesbian who had it hard because the world doesn't accept people like her, though. And maybe wean her away from her escapist alcoholism.
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>>8139227
Wow. This guy has an obsession with lesbians. Just because it's on the front page doesn't mean you have to read through the thread or hit reply. I see gaygen on the front page all the time. Do I ever read their shit? No. Because that's stupid, I don't care about what they do or their interests. I see tons, and I mean TONS of your trannershit on the front page. Do I hit reply? Nope. Never. Has nothing to do with me. I'd be mentally ill if I bothered to stick my nose in that shit otherwise. Just filter the subject and you never have to see anything from this thread. Hide it, like how I'm going to hide your post. You probably won't do that tho, because you're a man obsessed with lesbians and you want to keep visiting this thread, so here's your (You).
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>>8139227
as I tell the acne creatures at work
>the salt goes on the fries
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>>8139227
tl;dr
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>>8139227
They worship Austria becuase she has incest fantasies about her sister. If we had someone like that in /mtfg/ we'd love her too.
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>>8139227
>fag rage
Way to prove that you're not mentally unstable, kek.
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>>8139227
Ohhhhh! LeL!!! Yeah boo boo you're new as fuck. S literally has NO beef with trans people.
And the simple fact that you haven't figured out that original anons don't start raids in ANY thread. Its ALWays the newfags in denial that do that. Or /pol/, /b/ that do random shit like that... Oh honey. Your newfag is soooo showing..
You should do something about that.
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>>8139264
Its ok lesbro. Newfag doesn't know how 4chan works. Hes gonna be mad about it.
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>>8139264
>Do I hit reply? Nope.

>>8132118
>>8132298
>I am a cis lesbian tho.

>>8096995
>>mfw born female
>>mfw lesbian
>>mfw you're not

I didn't even have to look hard to find examples of you guys posting in other threads while proudly declaring yourself as cis lesbians In most cases spewing hate or trying to belittle others too. I will admit you *personally* might not have, but saying it doesn't happen is a total falsehood. (I didn't even bother looking in the other general, because I am positive I could find you trolling over there with your little war or whatever it is you are doing)


>Do I ever read their shit? No. Because that's stupid, I don't care about what they do or their interests.
See I get that. However, when "Fucking Y-chromosomes this, or that" Or "transwomen aren't women, so they can't be lesbians" and other shit comes up you take fucking notice. You are poking the hornet's nest. You don't bother with gaygen because gaygen isn't a pack of catty bitches who constantly belittle others, and talk shit. If you kept to yourselves it wouldn't be an issue.

Tone down the hate. Stop being insecure, and letting transwomen threaten your femininity. That is all.
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>>8139227
You should probably go to reddit or tumblr. Seems more your style, faggot.
>muh feels
>everyone pls
>muh feels
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>>8139284
who is austria ?
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>>8138646
Gimme your weed, McBurger.
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>>8139453
the resident sister-loving pervert
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>>8139405
>letting transwomen threaten your femininity

>implying lesbians care about femininity
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>>8139310

Hey, S. Shut up and post your butt.
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>>8139164
Damn, S. You look so hot in that pic that everyone has it saved to their comp.
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>>8139491
I wont have any until saturday
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>>8139539
It's okay, bby. I have some. I just wanted yours as well.
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>>8139227
You are a failed straight man disfiguring your body to become UNIRONICALLY one of the girls.


Seek reality because you are lost in perception...
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>>8139517
i want to poke some lesbians with my feminine benis
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>>8139554
greedy
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>tfw date with a qt tomorrow and no idea what to wear since I haven't done the laundry in days
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>>8139597
Well, it seems you have no other option but to go naked.
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cocksluts.
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>>8139597
I'm a sucker for a girl in denim
you can never go wrong with dress jeans and a plain tshirt
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Thanks again to whoever recommended this to me, I'm loving it
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>>8139649
its a little angsty for my tastes, but its still pretty good
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I don't see why you hate butches.
Like if the fact that the trannies are pushing them to make an F to Tranny transition wasn't enough ... you are also supporting their heteronormative ideology by doing that.
Without mentioning by history they were the first ones who had the courage to express their homosexuality and Militate for their rights because they did not have the choice to act like poltroons and hide by trying to pass unnoticed like us.
It's not a coward beta like you that gonna tell them what they worth, behind your PC's screen, from your parental home.
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>>8139513
still don't get it, what resident?
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>>8139517
Love this one. Wonder how life is treating her lately. Sheees a silly one
Hope all is well.
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>>8139597
Is it a proper romantic dinner date or something more casual?

If you're richfag, or just not poorfag then get an entirely new outfit!
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>>8139671
butch hatred is a half-meme
some legit don't like them, sure
the rest don't care one way or the other
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>>8139405
Ugh. You somehow made me dislike you whiny men even more.

>>8139680
Fuck off. You don't know you don't know.

>>8139597
Wear casual nice stuff and do your hair/make-up. Make sure you smell nice and pack a toothbrush.
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>>8139524
You first
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>>8139698
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>>8139525
I don't get it desu. You don't even see my face.
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>>8139649
My pleasure anon. Good BDSM stuff is hard to find in any case. Glad you liked it.

>>8139669
That's true, but it's cheeky often enough to even out imo.
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>>8139721
The way you are holding that camera is enough to make us all wet. Not to mention that dandy outfit you are styling.
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>>8139745
Please be aware that S doesn't understand English. Sarcasm is beyond her.
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>>8139607
LeL.
This seems like an option.
Take pictures. ^_^
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>>8139759
Oh, my bad.
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>>8139759
If you say so honey.
;*
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im a lesbian ngl tbqh
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I mean, should we feed trolls?
It does keep the conversations running.
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>>8139830
No. Ignore them. They don't deserve our (you)s.
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>>8138621
>Happy birthday, my love.
Thank you boo <3

Calls for some celebrating!
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>>8139848
An now. I must know what movie this is from.
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>>8139863
I don't think it's a movie.
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>>8139842
Yes dear.
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>>8139870
Where'd it come from then?
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>>8139877
looks like the flag for Portugal there off to the side
maybe a pride parade or something
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>>8139863
It's not a movie. A Portugal vs. France soccer game from last year.
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>>8139848
<3
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>>8139848
>Thank you boo <3
No, no, no...
I think senpai was telling me Happy Birthday, but she somehow forgot that my birthday is not until June.
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>>8139877
http://sportige.com/euro-2016-portugal-fans-girl-on-girl-lesbian-kiss-97953/
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>>8139888
>tfw nailed it
I love it when useless knowledge in my brain becomes useful
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>>8139848
>Portugal winning Euro 2016
Never thought football would somehow get me a little bit wet.
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>>8139848
L-lewd.
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>>8139607
My fanciest set of lingerie is available, though.

>>8139694
Something more casual. Can't buy something prior to it though, as we're gonna meet "early" in the day.
Also, >wearing new clothes before washing them

>>8139632
>>8139707
Yeah, I'll definitely put some effort into my hair and make-up. Best case scenario she won't see me with my clothes on by the end of the day anyway.
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>>8138621
Lesgen, i need help / advice.
how many of you actually don't use any kind of penis replacements in your relationship, and how is your sex life ?
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>>8139895
Oh well that sucks. Im protesting my favorite sport right no. :( cant watch the games.

>>8139890
Just figured it was sweet. Happy early bday :)
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>>8139921
What's wrong with wearing clothes you buy? Do you live in India?
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>>8139932
>penis replacements
We have enough males in this thread right now, head back to gaygen faggot.
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>>8139932
nice photoshop
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>>8139942
Just think of all the sweaty girls who tried the clothes on before you bought them.
Well, I guess that would turn some of you on.
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>>8139932
>arbitrary joke about "snail trails"
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>>8139940
>Happy early bday :)
Gracias, S.
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>>8139932
I don't, neither me or my wife have ever found phallic props attractive, rather the opposite.

It's great though, I got her into role playing for example. My preferred way is to be slow and servicing to her, getting her to beg on her own accord really does it for me.

She's also really into tribadism, but she sucks at being on top. For someone that's played piano her whole life she's really bad at rythm.
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>>8139966
So you live in a country where they don't clean worn clothing? In my country they collect everything and puts it aside once someone tried it, there are regulations towards that sort of thing.
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>>8139727
>filename

Will our first date consist of you forcing a 50 Shades of Grey audio book on me?
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>>8139976
> For someone that's played piano her whole life she's really bad at rythm.
Have the metronome on when you fug.
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In anticipation of the reboot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJzhhHprkdc
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>>8139996
Good idea. She can be the bad piano student then.
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>>8139976
Ugh ditto for me. Love it when girls give in.
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>>8140009
You should probably go try it out right now then report back.
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>>8139985
Hate the 50shades franchise.
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>>8139983
If they tried an item on and leave it in the changing rooms, yeah. Some people just take the clothes back by themselves though, or even try them on right wherever they found them.

>tfw spotting grills who take off their shirts to change whenever they go to female-oriented shops and feel no threat because no guys are around
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>>8139946
>>8139976
i'm asking because i've been with gf for almost two years now, we never used dildos or strapons and lately she said (gold star, no bislut) that she's incredibly freaked out because she finds herself fantasizing about sex with men. she says she would never date a guy, she loves me and wants to stay with me, yet she just thinks about sex with dicks, basically.
she's been having problems climaxing for a long time now, but we always blamed her meds.
do you lasses think it's possible that a plastic dick will solve this problem ?
she's never been with a guy and never even considered it. she's kinda crushed and having an identity crisis.
experienced lesbos, wat do.
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>>8139954
It is real.

>>8139932
Don't use any replacements.Currently experiencing lesbian bed death. I don't see the two as related. *Shurg*>>
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Tfw someone mentions lesbians like there's not one in the room and on the one hand you feel great that you come across as a Default Human and all your paranoia is baseless but on the other hand maybe it's time to increase the diameter of your undercut and start double-layering plaid.
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>>8139996
>the soft tick-tick-tick in the background as she tries to roll her hips in tune

I enjoyed this mental image, thank you
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>>8140041
Bi.
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>>8140041
Try the strap on. It changes nothing. Sex is an intimate thing anyway. Start small. Then work yourself up.
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>>8140047
I had to take a class on diversity in management once. One of our topics there was heteronormativity, and our instructors put up a "wall of privilege", displaying all the priviliges the Straighties have.
Everyone started talking about how they never realized how bad the gays can have it, and no one, not even the instructors, seemed to stop and assume that there might be gays in the room.
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>>8140005
>tfw no qt gf to cuddle in bed with and listen to spooky audio-books
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>>8140026
Can't. She's at home, I'm stuck in a hotel for a investor convention tomorrow. Will have to report for duty later.
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>>8139985
Yes, so we'll have something to laugh about.
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>>8140096
I signed up for some focus group because it offered money but turns out it will be a 3 hour long meeting talking with other people about being gay and feeling safe or not. Meh.
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>>8140041
No one can tell you a correct way to have sex anon. I've never enjoyed fake dicks, but if it bothers you then tell her.

Honesty matters, if it doesn't bother you then no harm in trying.
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>>8140096
Thats the way it always is. Is tho kay. Its something us homos have to learn to use to our advantage somehow.
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>>8140102
>Will have to report for duty later.
Well, as long as you don't forget to report back.
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>>8140030
You're not the only one.

>>8140104
I think I'd get plenty of laughs out of teasing you already.
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>>8140125
D-don't laugh at me anon.
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>>8140100
Pls reccommend spooky audiobooks

>>8140047
>>8140096
I got a few solid keks, anons, thanks.

>>8140105
How much money?
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>>8140136
60 bucks. 20 bucks an hour. I probably won't have to say much. But being stuck in a small room with what I assume will be tranners, "queers", "agenders", and demisexuals with bad dye jobs....is that worth it.
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>>8140105
I had to go to those before. They are soooo boring. I think it might be because im a female gay. And i have to deal with that stuff everyday anyway. So i already found a way to legally deal with it.
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>>8140135
Shh, it's okay
we only do it behind your back
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>>8140135
How couldn't I when it's so easy to get you flustered?
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>>8140156
Rude
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>>8140105
>about being gay and feeling safe or not.

There was also a task where we everyone of us had to go to the "yes" or "no" side of the room, upon getting asked several questions. One of them was about whether we feel we're part of a socially discriminated group. And after each question, the people who said yes could elaborate on why they feel that way.
One grill bitched about all the women who stayed on the "no" side.

>>8140116
It's funny, because I'm really femme, so even in homo-friendly spaces many people assume that I'm straight still.
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>>8140153
>I think it might be because im a female gay
S is tranner i knew it.
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>>8140196
I would love to wear a Trump hat to one of those, just to see the looks they would give me
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>>8140150
>is that worth it.
Yes, it will be worth it.
Do you have a gf?
Tbh you could meet qt lesbians.
And use the money to take a qt out to dinner once or twice.
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>>8140216
You'd have to be able to leave your room first to be able to do that, sweetie.
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>>8140196
Well, would you be bothered if random people asked you if you liked girls?
Because if you give off that vibe that you aren't approachable, then people won't ask
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>>8140215
Not possible. Good luck with that.
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so if i wear a dress im automatically a lesbian?
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>>8140216
I'd find it more interesting to go looking like my normal femme self and say I identify as male, and insist people call me by male pronouns, and see what reactions I get.
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>>8140242

Plaid, babe-a-rella. Plaid.
Getting this wrong is proof that you're not a lesbian.
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>>8140047
I've heard "you don't look gay at all" so many times and it's always a "Compliment? Insult? Compliment? Insult?" situation
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>>8140222
>leave your room
>sweetie
Okay mawm
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>>8140255
i have a lot of plaid tbqh...i love plaid
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>>8140224
It wouldn't bother me at all, in fact, I'd much rather they ask me than automatically assume I like men.
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>>8140096
Why not come out in class? That's what I did, especially after someone says something really tone-deaf. It's one way for them to learn not to make stupid assumptions.
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>>8140249
Esh. Thats asking for trouble anon.
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>>8140276
Hmmm? Do you think straight girls would be offended if someone like me where to ask? I mean im not much of an asker. I just flert with whom ever i find attractive. But i would like to find a way to acknowledge all the lesbos out there that dont feel acknowledged
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>>8140257
Reminds me of when I had to end up coming out to everyone in my class.

>start of language class
>we ask each other random questions in front of the other students
>had just learned the word for "first love" in the prior lesson
>girl who has to question me asks for the name of my first love
>answer is a slight chuckle and an obviously female name
>it dawns on the entire class plus teacher that I must be some sort of gay

I've had my coming out years ago and everyone who knows me, knows I'm a lesbian, but I still thought it kinda funny to out myself to all these people in such a way.
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>>8140281
Do you understand how to COMBINE your posts? If you post repeatedly, guess what that does to the bump limit? We reach it it like 3x faster. When that happens - I make a new thread. But I don't want to do that EVERY DAY. So, be courteous, and limit the number of posts you take up by combining your illiterate responses.
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>>8140335
Ugh. Fine.
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>>8140335
You don't even wait until the thread reaches page 9 before creating a new one so fuck off with that rant.
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>>8140113
>>8140079
thanks, appreciate it
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>>8140345
People complain about no new thread on page 5. I always try to make a new one by page 7. Tell me where that thread would be in seven hours from now. That's when I would have been home. And no I wouldn't have made a new thread until tomorrow at 2pm because I have a test in the morning. So don't complain when I know what I'm doing you little dumbshit.
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>>8140320
when I first started University I accidentally outed myself to a new group of friends I made there

>hey anon, having a bad day?
>yeah sorta, just broke up with my gf last night
>...
>... oh yeah, I'm gay

and then one of the guys there laughed and yelled "no shit "
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>>8140369
Stop being such a whiny little bitch, nobody is forcing your retarded ass to make shitty new generals starting with "DANK WEED LOL MEME". Also nobody cares about your highschool life so stop blogging about it, ty.
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>>8140376
I have no idea how I even came out to my friends. It just happened, I guess.
I remember one instance after I had just transferred universities. Was out with a new group of friends and got kinda flirty with one of them, another friend picked up on that, and asked about everyone's sexual orientation.
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>>8140398
kek. Take a look at this faggot.
>makes implications about OP
>hates on the thread
>still comes and post on the thread as a butthurt faggot
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>>8140427
>triggered
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>>8140398
Someone's mad. What's got you so angry? No gf? Too much testosterone? Weren't born a woman but live as a failed guy? Fix your toxic personality and maybe someone will give a shit about you, Matt.

>>8140221
I do have a gf. I don't think they're giving out cold hard cash tho. Like gift cards- inb4 gift card to bestbuy or some awful shit.

>>8140196
>one grill bitches about all the women who stayed on the "no" side.
There we go. That's what I'm worried about.
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>>8140436
guess they succeeded in assblasting you, why u acting like making those generals is your job anyway?
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>>8140398
Pic related: it's (you).
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>>8140448
Because she's OP and that is what OP does.
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I still love you OP
totally sneak you a small fry on the DL
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>>8140436
Nah my gf and I were just talking about how bad your opening posts were, seeing how massively butthurt you are by my comments I can only guess that you really do put your whole heart in making them, huh?
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>>8140436
Do you get bullied at school for being such a retard? Just wondering, pls respond.
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>>8140515
too many 12 years old virgins straight from their safe space on tumblr acting like they even know how 4chan works, kek
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>clg
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>>8140597
Super late, bby.
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If any of you want my services I have no issue eliminating the tranny epidemic.
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>>8140601
Ye I was playing league all night, my bad.
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>>8140464
>she
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>>8140610
If any of you want my services I have no issue eliminating the tranny epidemic.
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>>8140619
my names on the filter thats why im doing that
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>>8140567
AccuraTe.
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>>8140628
LeL! You got filtered make??? When did you piss off op?
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>>8140644
back in the summer ._. there was a lot of love live spamming with me and umiposter lol.


Good times ngl tho tbqh.
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>>8140614
>tfw no qt to play league all night long with
What are your thoughts on Rakan and Xayah? Gonna get them both?
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>>8140651
Wait what's wrong with that? Retard OP bans 2D talk?
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>find /lgbt/
>find lesgen
>want to talk to other lesbians
>that opening post

Reading that is extremely off putting, just so you all know.
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>>8140680
Well I was playing with 4 boys, I'd love to have a qt girl to play with as well.
Rakan's fun, really moblie and a whole lot of utility. Haven't played the lady yet, keeping track of the feathers is a pain.
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>>8140685
there was a lot of shitposting and spamming it was a fun little week.
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>>8140699
Okay. Thanks, newfag. Now go away.
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>>8140699
Agreed but OP is an overly sensitive fag who can't deal with people telling him that "DANK WEED BRUH - but for real no druggies allowed. Happy birthday, my love." and his recaps are embarrassing as fuck.
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going to work. behave
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>>8140707
>love/live is a filtered word
Jesus fucking Christ.
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>>8140398
wut high school blog? op have a blog?
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>>8140754
yah you can read it right here in this thread, don't forget to subscribe
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UR GAY
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>>8140769
And may i smash your like button?
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>>8140777
Thanks for reminding me.
Who are you, my sister?
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>>8140777
I was last time I checked
why, does it wear off?
was my mother right, it's just a phase?
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>>8140734
>his
OP is an extremely cute cis lesbian goldstar asian for your information
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If a stone butch paints her nails, is she still a lesbian?
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>>8138650
ok can someone please explain what this is
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>>8141026
>implying that a mindless beta RACIST girl with obviously some serious mental problems, who is ruling a discord server like a tool to release over everybody (even screened cis members) her tyranny bitterness and frustration for being such a deception toward her Christian conservative parents: "cute".
She is doing more harm than good for the cis lesbian cause, just with the impression that she is giving with her lack of objectivity and impartiality without mentioning her rude and obnoxious attitude.
you can call me tranny if you want to comfort yourself, but just letting you know; I'm not the only one who think the same.
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>>8141241
someone posted her eyes because someone else said to post eyes. Now it keeps getting reposted here and is being turned into a meme for some reason
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>>8141263
Everything you said is true in my experience. There's so much needless aggression and bullshit from her that it ends up attracting even more negative attention to the threads. The ridiculous posturing she pulls using "gold star" and the like is just sad at this point. How desperate do you have to be to prop yourself up on a crutch like that, just to feel a little taller?

Oh well. Nothing's going to change.
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>>8141263
>doing more harm than good for the cis lesbian cause, just with the impression that she is giving with her lack of objectivity and impartiality without mentioning her rude and obnoxious attitude

Dude, look at who was just elected President.
People definitely don't care about those things as much as you want to act like they do.

You also take her too seriously. Nazi is like our own little cute, asian, female Milo.
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But I love smoking weed. :(
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>>8141048
Yeah, she's just a stone butch with painted nails. If a man wears a skirt he doesn't become a woman. He's just a man in a skirt.

>Went to first gay club last night
>Meeting up with friends
>My straight crush is going to be there
>Take the next day off work so I can stay out as late as possible with them
>I get there a little late because I live far away
>She's already gone and I missed her by a few minutes
>Gutted
>Determined to have a good night even though half the people invited didn't show up
>First place has a drag show on so lots of 6 foot tall men in 7 inch heels walking around
>No qts
>Move to next place, a gay cocktail lounge
>Still no qts
>Lots of gay men
>Go downstairs at the end of the night
>An obese drag queen is running a lesbian mud (more like jelly actually) wrestling tournament
>Can't get close enough to see more than more than brief flashes on tomboy tits
>Go outside and eat a kebab with my het friends
>Some guys are fighting and throwing chairs at each other a little down the road
>A meth head is screaming about hating fags across the road
>Not a bad night, actually.

I got a message from my het crush saying she's sorry she missed me. Probably not going to see her again for a long time. Such is lesbian life...

Pic unrelated, I just think she's a qt
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How do you get over being scared girls will dislike you or think you're disgusting for being a lesbian?

I don't look stereotypically gay or talk about it ever, but for some reason I'm always paranoid that other girls can tell and it makes talking to them difficult.
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>>8141464
Im mad at milo...

>>8141472
Then smoke weed.

>>8141048
Of course not.

>>8140769
>>8140793
Lel! I like that you guys are always in here

>>8140707
Heh heh heh. Told you, you where gona piss someone off.

>>8140699
Then talk. 4chan is not exactly a safe space dear.

>>8140597
>>8140601
I started to get worried for a second there.


On a separate note. Whats that? Like three dragon's down now?
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>>8141518
> S
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>>8141517
If they feel that way, why should you care? It's not a reflection on you. It's all on them. It isn't your fault or your problem.
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>>8141596
I don't know. I just want to be accepted. I don't nor will I ever have a girlfriend because I'm too shy and I rarely meet other lesbians but I still crave approval from girls
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>>8141263
>her rude and obnoxious attitude
I think it's adorable
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>>8141669
Idt is obnoxious. I think shes just a bby trying out here real life legs.
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>>8141758
>>
"I'm sorry but I don't love you anymore"
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>>8141538
>>8141785
I dont get it.

>>8141852
You forget how life works honey.
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>>8141852
I'd rather she actually just told me this rather than drift away while I'm stuck, always wondering if she does or doesn't.
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>>8140712
Using this reaction image on /lgbt/ conveys absolutely nothing lmao
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>>8141758
Idk, it just feels trivial to the drama I put up with offline
>like being moved into my own place for over three years and my mother thinking she has a say in how and what I decorate with, who I can have over, and how late I can stay out
>or an ex girlfriend who thought since you let her run the bedroom, she got to run your life

it's strange being the one in the driver's seat with yana, but a good kind of strange
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>>8141241
>>8141352
My eyes.... If I looked half decent that morning I would upload the whole picture. However, it is likely that they would just repost the whole picture then...
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>>8142351
It will definitely expose you to a lot young one.
Just learn from it. Find a way to use it to your advantage. Find a way to get what you want wile helping as many people as you can along the way.
If people can't accept that life is a bitch in the first place, how can any of us expect to try to make it better.
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>>8142126
Some people are trying to protect you from themselves. I mean you never know.
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>>8142578
>young one
You're like, two or three years older than me
Max
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>>8142331
Your newfag faggory is showing.
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>>8141882
Are you autistic, S? I can't imagine you scoring with girls IRL with that level of autismo.
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Where the fuck is everyone? I'm bored at work and you lesbos aren't here to distract me.
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>>8143042
I'm here anon.
But at work too and pretty much dying of boredom. Real estate construction is mind-numbingly boring.
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>>8143042
At home groping my gf's butt before she goes to work
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>>8143060
I smell a liar
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>>8143042
What do you do for work, anon?
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How do I know if I'm into girls? Sometimes I find them really pretty, and other times I get a craving to do sexual things with them, but that happens pretty rarely and most of the time I'm just attracted to guys. There was also this one time I made out with a female friend while we were both on LSD, but I have mixed feelings about the experience and I've enjoyed the experiences I've had with guys more. Also, like 95% of the stuff I get off to is het porn, but occasionally I'll come across a gif of les porn and find it hot.

Am I just bi with a primary attraction to men?
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>>8143191
How would anyone here know? Being gay doesn't mean we have magical over-the-internet gay senses that can tell us the orientation of everyone posting.
If you've never been in love with girls I'm guessing no, you're straight.
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>>8143191
No you're just another breeder, now fuck off.
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>>8143217
She makes out with girls and craves sexual things with them. How the hell is she straight?
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>>8143255
>most of the time I'm just attracted to guys
>made out with a girl once while high on drugs
>I've enjoyed the experiences I've had with guys more
>95% of the stuff I get off to is het porn

How brain damaged are you exactly?
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>>8143255
She finds girls pretty and once made out with once while high, that's literally every girl between 15 and 25 on this planet.
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>>8143191
>Am I just bi with a primary attraction to men?
Sure. Don't overthink it.
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>>8143266
That's zero straight girls.
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>>8143301
Have you met ""straight"" girls? They make out with each other constantly.
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>>8143313
Then they aren't straight.
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>>8143327
Again, then nobody is straight.
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>>8143329
Plenty of dudes are.
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>>8143338
Yeah, I was talking about girls.
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>>8143361
Then sure, no girls are straight.
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Why don't real life lesbians actually look like girls? They're all fat and ugly
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>>8143379
Austria is pretty cute desu
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>>8143386
Pics x
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>>8143415
I didn't save it, but she's kinda red-haired/auburnish and slim
Should probably sleep more but otherwise qt
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>>8143466
D-Don't lie to me anon, I couldn't have possibly missed Austria posting a pic. Her reflection in the ash tray doesn't count.
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>>8143518
No she actually did, sitting in some cafe or something
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>be into tall grills
>am kinda tall-for-a-grill-modo myself
>acquire short gf, on a date with her today
>have a wound on my foot and the only pair of shoes that doesn't rub against it, is the flattest pair I own
>gf is wearing heels
>almost taller than me now
>tfw trying to hide the instant, constant arousal when we're standing or walking around
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>>8143528
;__;
Why does everyone have the illiterate S saved, but no pictures of our Queen.
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>>8143550
>>8143528
There you go, anons.
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>in charge of outfitting qt soft butch crush for a show we're both in
>get to see her in both suits and dresses
>get to make her pose and twirl for completely innocent and professional reasons
>definitely not thinking about her bending me over and punishing me for making her wear a dress
>definitely not imagining her ravishing me, while in proper period dress, on stage, where everyone can see
I told her that we'd have to do this again tomorrow since we didn't try on absolutely everything yet. H-how long can I keep this up?
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>>8143217
>If you've never been in love with girls I'm guessing no
I've never been in love with a girl, but I've definitely been sexually attracted to several. If I would think about sex with them, it would be without a whole lot of romance and mostly focused on the physicality of it.

>>8143262
>made out with a girl once while high on drugs
I made out with a girl once while sober too, but I was like 13 and it wasn't very serious. It was just a one off thing I did with my best friend that we never talked about again.

>>8143277
>Sure. Don't overthink it.
I don't why, but it's hard not to. I guess I'd rather just know for sure how I feel about girls instead of being confused when I see them.

>>8143371
>Then sure, no girls are straight.
Is this true? Maybe it's just because of where I live, but I feel like most girls I meet are pretty firm in their attraction to guys.

Also, I should probably mention that both my parents are bisexual, considering this stuff seems to run in families.
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>>8143654
Pigeons are literally flying vermin, that's disgusting.
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>>8143654
What's with her expression?

>but I feel like most girls I meet are pretty firm in their attraction to guys.
Maybe they are mostly straight like >>8143191

Are they firmer in their attraction to guys then most guys you meet are in their attraction to girls?
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>>8143654
Hey. This is not a place to help you discover your sexuality. Fuck off to "lesgen". That's for people who don't know what they are. This is for lesbians that do know.
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>>8143560
is that really her? Where is austria to confirm this?
Either way she is pretty süß.
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>>8143701
Austria doesn't need to confirm it, because Austria posted it.
Austria will also now stop speaking of herself in third person. At least until she becomes queen.

Seriously though, how you all doing? I've kinda had a long, not-so-great day so I'll have some sake and make myself noodles or something.
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>>8143560
Wait is that supposed to be a "cute" girl? This meets lesgen's standards of cute? What the fuck?
>>
>>8143715
When you read 50 Shades, you aren't reading it for what the author looks like. Same here.
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>>8143740
>When you read 50 Shades
Kill yourself.
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>>8143712
Be careful, Austria. Be aware that there are weirdos. Now that you've posted it it'll be saved by some creep.
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>>8143778
I can't delete it anymore.
But oh well. Someone might save it but eh. Don't care that much.
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>>8143784
Even if you delete it people can still access it from the archives. I worry for you. There was that guy from /r9k/ who came here trying to find pictures of you.
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>>8143798
The fuck, really?
I mean...they're not gonna come to Vienna to kidnap me, I'm pretty sure. But still that is kinda creepy, yeah.
But it's really cute that you're worrying about me anon.
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>>8143805
I don't underestimate the crazy of their kind. Just be cautious. We aren't the only ones here. In fact, the whole board saw your face now that it's been bumped to the first page. Just don't be too surprised if this crops up later. People praise you, which makes others obsess and jealous of you. Hopefully it's nothing tho.
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>>8143819
Yeah I know what you mean. Probably wasn't the greatest idea, especially seeing how it's not even very well received, aha.
But oh well. Thanks for worrying and all that. Guess picture posting isn't the smart thing to do. Should have known that.
From now on, only dog pictures.
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>>8143805
No offense but nobody would go those lengths for you, you're not cute and you're clearly a big narcissist. Terrible combination.
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Im gonna make austria my waifu :3
>>
Hey
Austrianon
You're cute
<3
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>>8143829
>>8143848
Thanks anons. You're sweet.
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>>8143827
I mean there are tons of women who post pictures of themselves online. No need to worry. Unless you used the image as your facebook profile picture or something like this.
>>8143828
>pic related
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>>8143666
I think it's kind of cute.

>>8143669
>What's with her expression?
Post-Soviet thousand yard stare. Society here has decayed a lot since the end of socialism, and a lot of people are so depressed that they just kind of look like that all the time. Note the self harm scars on her arm.

Also, Russians are just generally a lot less smiley than Westerners. You don't necessarily need to smile to be seen as polite or sociable.

>Are they firmer in their attraction to guys then most guys you meet are in their attraction to girls?
Definitely not. I think girls are a lot more emotionally and physically close to one another, so that tends to foster a greater sense of attraction between them. I just wouldn't go so far as to say that most girls here have made out with a few of their friends like I have (although I could just be oblivious to it). I live in the former East Germany btw, in case you were wondering.

>>8143678
>Fuck off to "lesgen". That's for people who don't know what they are. This is for lesbians that do know.
Really? I assumed based on the title that this gen was for cis posters whereas lesgen was for trans posters.
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Don't give the Hetshit bitch any more attention.
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>>8143828
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>>8143889
>Post-Soviet thousand yard stare.
>Note the self harm scars on her arm.
I'm sorry...

>Definitely not.
There you are then, girls are always bi.

>I just wouldn't go so far as to say that most girls here have made out with a few of their friends like I have
Then you're bier than most but still more straight than lesbian.

>I live in the former East Germany btw, in case you were wondering.
I don't know if that makes a difference. What you described could be pretty universal.
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>>8139227
kek this is one triggered tranny
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>>8139405
people probably dont bother with gaygen because its not full of women pretending to be men

thats what you tranners just dont seem to understand, you're so adamant that you are 100% woman and equal to cis when you're just not
>>
WHERE IS KEK? DOES THE MEXICAN AUTIST STILL POSTS HERE?
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>>8143968
Kek died of a drug overdose.
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>>8143976
She absolutely hated drugs and people doing them, she would never.
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>>8143942
>its not full of women pretending to be men
nah i'm trans and i post there too.
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>>8143892
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

>>8143927
>Then you're bier than most but still more straight than lesbian.

I guess that would accurately describe me. Thanks for the help anon.

>I don't know if that makes a difference. What you described could be pretty universal.
I suppose, although I'm not always sure what cultural differences there are between here and certain parts of the West. I don't want to seem ignorant by assuming the entire world is like Saxony.
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>>8143654
I've seen this girl on b before years ago when I went on there too. Do you have a recent picture or is this not you?
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>>8143889
>I live in the former East Germany btw, in case you were wondering.

Just go and hook up with Germanon, then figure out if you liked it.
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>>8144049
It's not me, sorry. I saw her on VK a while ago.

>>8144065
>Just go and hook up with Germanon, then figure out if you liked it.
Who is that?

I am genuinely considering experimenting with women more though. I'm at Uni right now, so I guess it's kind of expected of me anyway lol
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>>8144115
>Who is that?
she somebody who posts here and also lives germany that's why she's called germ(any)anon.
But she's """married""" to austria-anon so hooking up might be difficult.
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>>8144172
What do you mean, """married"""?
They're definitely married.
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>>8144172
You know all that about me, but don't know that I'm a slut?

>>8144213
Thanks for supporting our marriage, Anon.
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R.I.P Ellen Degeneres, 1958-2017 ;___;
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>>8144652
Fuck you for shocking me.
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>>8140118
Just got home. Tomorrow I'll be going to a music store close to where I work, to buy that metronome, hers is at her parents place in London so have to get a new one.

I decided to make the whole night a thing so I'll be going to the best wine store to get something expensive and then I'll buy her a gift, perhaps some ear rings.

Sheet gymnastics are going to be mad tomorrow.
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>>8143968
Legend says that she finally left her house. She went out to look for a gf. However, she got kidnapped by the cartel. She was sold into an underground lesbian sex slavery ring where she gets paid to bang qts. She finally got her happy ever after.
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>>8144885
I just hope she didn't end up committing suicide.
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>>8143560
Oh gosh. You're adorable.
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Is everyone off shlicking to Austria or why has the bread become so stale today?
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>>8145283
Well, I just got out of work.
And yes to the shlicking.
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>>8145259
>>8145283
Oh, you. S-stop it.
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>>8145283
Surely you mean "fapping" because only dudes would be desperate enough to be impressed by an unattractive girl.
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>>8145344
Fucking tranner butthurt that he will never be a cute girl.
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>>8145344
Isn't "fapping" pretty much used universally?
I know shlicking is technically our word but fapping has been used interchangeably.
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>>8143560
Before I got my dumb ascot uniform
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>>8145445
Whatever it was, I missed it.
>>
>>8145500
A McBurger cosplay.
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>>8145511
Was it cute?
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>>8141026
>>8140734
>op is a an overly-sensitive near-conservative control freak
ya know, she might be korean
>>
>>8145522
I was wearing fake earrings and still had ring ex gave me because I'm weak
>I might post it again
>I might take a new one
>>
>>8145522
Obviously.

>>8145554
Well, she /is/ Asian.
>>
>>8145575
Please do. I missed the pic as well.
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>>8145660
Judge me, for I am craving attention
>>
>Austria posts a pic
>McBurger posts a pic
>lesgen now drowning in girl goo
srsly I can smell y'all polishing your pearls from here
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>>8145687
Gimme free food and weed, McBurger.
>>
>>8145689
Still waiting for delinquent anon to post pic.
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>>8145696
>No smoke on 4/20
I am a disgraceful stoner
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>>8145716
As am I. Gotta go to work early in the morning tomorrow. Can't chill tonight.
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>>8145729
yana has the day off tomorrow and is going to spend the day with me
>gonna give her spare key
>gonna try to pop that cherry if she lets me
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>>8145706
I imagine delinquent-chan to be like, 4'9 and blonde and just absolutely adorable
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>>8145764
I think I remember delinquent anon saying she's 5'2"
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>>8145750
>gonna give her spare key
Good idea. That way so can go fug you whenever she pleases.
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>>8145772
Okay, well that's still pretty adorable.
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>>8145772
No, she's 5'3 and a gym rat so she's probably /fit/ as fuck.
>>
>>8145729
Why anyone would voluntarily dumb themselves down is beyond me.
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>>8145780
That's the plan
>I'm sleeping off a long weekend shift
>she sneaks in, early afternoon
>slowly inching into bed beside me
>"time to wake up" she'll say
Most likely she'll curl up next to me and nap
Either or is good
>>8145794
Because it feels really nice and it's so much cheaper than anxiety med with far fewer side effects
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>>8145794
>implying weed makes you dumb
Bring the sauces to me, bby.
>>
>>8145817
You're fucking adorable, McBurger.
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>>8145817
>Because it feels really nice and it's so much cheaper than anxiety med with far fewer side effects
>far fewer side effects
That's debatable but smelling awful is bad enough.

>In general, the recent report thought the evidence that marijuana increased the risk of most anxiety disorders was limited. However, the authors write that there is moderate evidence that regular marijuana use is connected to an increased risk of social anxiety. As in other cases, it's hard to know whether marijuana use causes that increase or people use marijuana because of an increased risk of social anxiety.

>>8145833
http://www.pnas.org/content/111/47/16913.abstract
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>>8145687
You look a lot like my pets vet. She's a total qt and I definitely don't look for any excuse to take my doggo or cat just to go see her.
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>>8145855
huh
well there goes that argument, it still feels really good
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>>8145855
Post more sauces, anon.
Save me from my mischievous ways. Save me from the weed boogieman.
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>>8145921
You began as sub-par and you will finish as sub-par.
>>
Anons halp
I am so horny I think I'm gonna explode
>>
>>8145935
help is on the way
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57c529010b49a
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>>8145958
Austria is that you?
Or did the Hegre-Art infection get other anons too
>>
>>8145981
nah, it's burger
Hegre-Art bug bit me a few years ago
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>>8145554
Bitch, leave Koreans out of this!
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>>8145981
Nope. But definitely good taste you got there.

>>8146007
You, too.
Hegre-Art is pretty great, yeah. I don't really watch much porn at all, but that I like occasionally.
>>
>>8146029
I totally don't have a subscription to Ultimate Surrender
I mean, who pays for porn these days
>>
>>8146073
Yeah, I mean
You can torrent everything from Hegre-Art.
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>>8146073
>ultimate surrender
Good, I don't have to feel ashamed for being into that.
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>>8146111
>no, see
>it's got rules and a point system
>tracks win/loss
>there are even teams
>it's more like a sport
>>
>>8146111
>>8146124
I didn't even know about this until now.
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>>8146172
Eyy bby, u wan sum fuk?
1v1 me
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>>8146363
I'm sickly and thin, you'd probably completely devastate me. And then ravish me, helpless and defenseless as i would be.
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>>8146376
I'll be gentle, I promise
>after three rounds
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>>8142887
Uuuh... How old do you think i am?
>>
>>8146853
Mid thirties?
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>>8143744
This
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>>8146853
>>8146982
too low?
I didnt save the picture, but I didn't see any grey on that flattop of yours
>low fourties maybe, I could be way off and you're a GILF
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>>8147062
No dear i have a lot of grey. You just cant see it in that pic. But you're correct.
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>>8147062
Whats a GILF??
Hey man i try to be reasonable with everyone
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>>8147129
Grandma I'd like to fuck
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>>8147205
Huh...
Good luck with that. Don't think i will ever be a g-mom
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>>8147223
Well, how old are you?
>>
>>8147501
No more than 44 if I had to guess
>>
$8.99 Per Post. Automatically billed at the end of the month.

>>8147610
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>>8147613
I'm on the clock I'll see y'all in about five hours
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