Cis LesGen

>>8148205
Mobas are trash.

>>8148237
You're trash!

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>>8148245
>unironically liking ASSFAGGOTS
Consider seeking help for your stockholm syndrome.

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oc

>>8148361
ponyposting is not allowed and it is not okay

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>>8148379
sry, i liked the coupling of those personalities

>>8148205
>tfw been posting on lesgen threads since their beggining and not even blandly mentioned in bullshit pic made by random internet people
I feel betrayed

>>8148394
Which anon are you?

>>8148394
Only the outliers are recorded in history. Also, do my a favor and report the tranner spammer.

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>>8148391
Yes to commie chicks if they're cute enough, absolute hard NO to the furry art

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I wish I had a sister so we could do lewd things together

>>8148391
Maybe, but only if she was really hot. Would definitely regret it later.

>>8148402
Ugh. Where the hell are the mods at?

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>>8148391
> furry art
i thought i was the only degenerate out here i guess i not yyyyyaaayy

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>>8148205
>the little fucking crown
Jesus, anon. I don't know whether to laugh or slap you.

>>8148429
Both.
Simultaneously, please.

>>8148441
Sounds fair, you do deserve both.
Also, just woke up, what's with all the random porn(ish) pics?

>>8148448
>Sounds fair, you do deserve both.
I know. ;__;

>what's with all the random porn(ish) pics?
Our daily shitposters of the day. Just report them.

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We're not going to start tolerating this furry garbage on /lgbt/

This is not /b/

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>>8148456
assuming weeb shit is better they all at the same level of autism

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>>8148464
Furry garbage is outlawed do every board but /b/ for a reason

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>>8148470
same is loli but you dont see me bragging about it

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>>8148477
Who's posting loli?

>>8148448
Is checking clg the first thing you do when you wake up? Do you really love us that much?

>>8148487
>most probably a tranner
they usually have the whole pedo thing going on

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>>8148456
does this trigger you

>>8148501
Not the very first thing but close, yeah. I get up, wash my face, do my morning cleanup etc, and then usually check /clg/ between showering and coffee. It's just part of my morning reading, like the news.
>Do you really love us that much?
Like you don't know.

>>8148501
I have a tab on my phone almost at all times, laptop only when at home

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anybody else get really bad cramps during/after masturbating and you're about to have your period? (usually happens most when it's late).
Should I seek a gyno for this or did I just get shitty genetics? I've never seen one before.

>>8148570
You mean like, normal period cramps or just like cramping in your thighs from overdoing it?

>>8148582
period cramps that hurt a lot but usually last no more than 5min

>>8148586
That seems weird, I've only ever heard of masturbation helping with cramping, not causing it.
I'd say it couldn't hurt to ask your gyno.

>>8148391
Probably, but I wouldn't date one, hard enough to contain my "dangerous opinions" as it is.
Imagine I let slip that I'm a dirty conservative Trump voter. Probably get kilt in my sleep

>>8148205
>all the girls who posted their pics are ugly
Cool.

>>8148677
Grace us with your picture, anon. Show us what a pretty girl looks like.

>>8148710
Why would I do that? I don't need extra attention from unattractive kissless virgins on 4chan.

>>8148715
uggo confirmed

>>8148718
>assblast confirmed

>>8148715
If you're not going to backup your claim, then stfu.

>>8148723
Nah.

>>8148719
only a little

>>8148723
back up what claim? You called her pretty and asked for a picture when all that was said was "the girls on the pictures are ugly". Their pictures back up that claim

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Is this what germanon looks like?

>>8148677
>OP is azn
>people think Germanon is a model
>Delinquent Anon is /fit/

I'm sure there are even more qts behind the other faceless pictures.

>>8148750
No, my outfit features an Austrian flag on the left side of my jacket, on top of my heart.

>>8148769
There are obviously attractive women here who will never post their faces here for good reasons. Not sure about the ones you mentioned though.

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>>8148780
I have a old profile image that I planned on sharing eventually, if I suddenly start getting an identity like germanon etc. I know someone stalked me enough to have a written document saved with some stories I shared here.

>>8148779
Cute.

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>clg

Time for a nap, she'll be over round noon and I don't want to pass out on her

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>>8147610
Tell me about your body
>athletic is the body every lesbian should have

>>8148992
I'm rocking a "lazy student not really exercising but not eating enough to gain weight" body. It's all the rage

>>8148574
>>8148877
You are memes now! >>8148205

>>8148992
>"fit" is a thin girl with 0 muscle

what

>>8149055
>Austria got worried about her picture
>now is on top of the thread and will get reposted forever

>>8148992

I guess I'm #2, except I actually have a waist.
God, she's pale. I'm pale. But she's *pale*.

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>>8148205
I'm the baguette and I'm still looking to pair myself with a maple syrup.
Quebecoises et Canadiennes manifestez vous !

>>8148992
i'd like to be 2, 3 or 4.

>tfw no French or Quebecois gf

>>8147610
>my job offer
>in recent news

>>8149144
Hey baguette, how's the election gonna go?

>>8148992
Me: mix between 4 & 5
Gf: mix between 2 and 8

How many lesbian in Paris? Autistic girl have any chance to put tongue in French pussy?

>>8149144
American dating a cute baguette, so anything's possible. We've been together two years and I'm very serious about her. She's visited me twice but I'm struggling to convince her to stay here permanently with me. What do?

>>8148205
Why are all so hell bent on making me do what everyone else does? I really and truly just dont want to green text, i totally understand sarcasm just use it to disassemble arguments because if i can then your argument then its not air tight and thus for, useless.
And im sorry if i dont combine my text, im used to when i came to 4chan and i didn't have to combine them. Once upon a time this this general used to hit 500, 600 easy. Its not my fault you guys are all slow now.
Have any of you ever really dealt with anyone who Truly doesn't care about trivial shit? Jesus. I see what the god tier anons where talking about the new fags just making it tumbler two.
(mind you, never been on tumbler)

>>8149208
blah blah blah

>>8149180
I'm from the Cotê d'Azur but Paris is incredibly gay, you'll probably find someone there.

>>8149215
>Cotê d'Azur
>Cotê

>>8149221
I'm retarded. I swear that was my phone.

>>8149223
C'est rien, j'avais envie d'être relou.

>>8149215
>Paris is incredibly gay
Tru

>>8149161
desu at this point, nobody knows, we are probably gonna have a little surprise.
I hope Melenchon gonna win ( he is like our french version of Bernie sanders with an ecological program .)

Dirty talk in french exist?

>>8149236
>I hope Melenchon gonna win
Yes, praying that the dude who loves Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro, and Putin will win. France needs its own little dictator too!

>>8149236
I'm hoping for Macron. Fucking commie shit.

>>8149237
It's made for it

>>8149200
haha well depends on where do you live in merica, and why your GF still want to live in France where every young frenchy want to live this country for Canada or latin america.
>>8149215
Serieux t ' es de la cote aussi ? t' a quel age ?O_O'

I am super horny but I got work in a bit, and I am on my period so I can't quick shlick.

Kill me. Or sit on my face.

>>8149257
C'est moi la gf en question, elle a juste mis ça pour me troller, je compte bien partir aux US mais en fait elle elle voudrait que je débarque direct demain avec mes valises. Ca prend du temps un projet pareil !

>>8149257
I live near Washington, D.C. And you can ask her why, because you're talking to her now.

>>8149260
I feel you sis.

>>8149241
>who loves Chavez
>Melenchon dictator
it's quite obvious that you don't know the man or anything about his program.
Also, he never supported Chavez or any dictatorial regime ...check your facts
>>8149256
>macron
you mean the little turd who gonna sell the country to Europe and his ex-company the Rothchild bank?

>>8149275
Yes, I in fact did read his little shitty program, you might as well vote for Le Pen since you're fine with his anti-EU shit and dictator loving ways.

They truly have a lot in common when it comes to ruining and isolating the entire country, plus you're already helping her anyway by voting for your little commie dictator in the making.

>>8149301
>>8149275
Frog Fight!!

>>8149319
No I'm done, the other frog suffers from commie mental retardation.

>the little turd who gonna sell the country to Europe and his ex-company the Rothchild bank
Tragic.

So I recently moved to a new state and the U-Haul I used got broken into and someone stole a bunch of my stuff including my bed, well not all of my bed frame but they took the top half and my mattress.

I'm super lucky the people who used to live here left their table because I've been sleeping sitting up at it in a chair.

I'll get paid next Friday I hate the stupid pay delay/two week pay period.

Also thankfully my parent's have my dogs ATM their bed's were taken too and I wouldn't want them to have to sleep on the floor.

>>8149275
>sell the country to Europe
France is Europe.

>>8149267
ah d'accord je comprends , mais c est vraie que t es de la cote ? parce que je le suis aussi , c est assez bizarre je trouve Oo'.
Si non oui faut trouver du boulot et tout , tu l' a deja vu labas IRL ?
>>8149269
give her some time to plan everything, It 's quite difficult to move from one country to another.
>>8149301
he is not anti-EU , he is against the way th EU is treating our country with her fucked up laws, she is killing our industry and agriculture besides the autistic Lisbon treaty who is forcing us to have credit only from private banks who huge interests.
he never said he gonna leave the euro but if they don't stop treating us like shit and change some laws he will take the exit into consideration and proposes a referendum.

>>8149354
Exactly.

>>8149356
Merci du soutien ! Je ne suis pas de la CA, c'est une autre meuf, je suis bien du Sud par contre. Et oui j'ai déjà vu l'américaine plusieurs fois bien sûr, je ne m'engagerais pas dans un truc où j'ai jamais vu la personne.

I don't speak a word of French but I like to think the two baguettes slowly went from fighting about politics to flirting.

>>8149356
Very true, but I'd be happy if she settled on a year at least
>>8149393
Less fighting sure, but flirting is forbidden.

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I feel that too….Sometimes when I lie in bed at night I feel a terrible urge to touch my breasts and listen to the quiet, steady beating of my heart. Unconciously, I had these feelings even before I came here. Once when I was spending the night at Jacque's, I could no longer restrain my curiousity about her body…I asked her whether, as proof of our friendship, we could touch each other's breasts. Jacque refused. I also had a terrible desire to kiss her, which I did. Every time I see a female nude, such as the Venus in my art history book, I go into ecstasy…

From Anne Frank's Diary of a Young Girl (January 6, 1944 entry)

>tfw no Anne Frank gf

>>8149415
A G P
G
P

>>8149415
That part and when she talks about finding her clit are incredibly sweet kinda. When I was little I sorta related to her in a weird way, always wanted a friend like her.

>>8149426
Anne Frank was not a tranny

>>8149434
It's still AGP

>>8148205
I had no idea S was so attractive

VOTEZ MELENCHOOOOOOOOON
*breaks through a window and flies into the distant sky*

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>>8149333
>commie retardation
if this is a commie retardation ( pic related) , frankly I' d be glad to be called a retard!

>>8149501
>Green Party

>>8149393
>>8149408
>>8149386
I don't even know how many fellow citizens I have here, one thing is for sure I'd be glad to flirt or became friend with the one who live in the same area than me ( cote d'Azur), since that socially I'm a huge mess.

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>you share a thread with literal commie scum

>>8149214
Cute.

>>8149480
>6/10
>would bang if sufficiently plied with drink and shameless flirting

>>8148205
>cataloging random anons
Now this isn't creepy at all.

>>8149208
Jesus, S. Just chill. It's all for fun. You don't have to get butthurt over it.

>>8149568
These are not random. These are frequent legendary edition anons.

>>8149208
TBF you did it to yourself with that namefagging!

>>8149208
Agreed.

>>8149089
It's okay. She approves.

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I'm up, shower and out for lunch
>told me there's some Dragon Ball themed noodle place in Orlando she's taking me

>>8149672
Background story, anon. I don't know what you are taking about.

>>8149666
I do, Satan?
I mean, I don't care all that much. I'm just kinda paranoid.

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>>8149688
>gf and I have day off
>she wants to spend the day with me
>she's taking me out to weeb restaurant

>>8149696
Paranoid of what? It's not like we know your real name or anything like that.

>>8149491
Lmao, I'll break your window and make you fly into the distant sky <3

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How do I find the pics in the last thread that were deleted?

Or you can just repost them for the convenience of qts. I'll wait. Picrelated is a bribe.

>>8149707
Uselessly paranoid I guess. Like people could identify me. I'm pretty much just overreacting though.

>>8149453
>She was a tranny despite being cis
Fuck off

>>8148205
You forgot hairy blonde cycler anon.
But she hasn't posted a pic in a while, so good riddance.

>>8148677

I think they're qt.

>>8147610
I want my body like this what do
168cm and 56kg also

>>8149738
Starve yourself. Her body is thin not fit, her body fat is low, that's it. She got no muscles.

I want to lick pussy

Gureto.
The only girl I have a friendship and care for real is now angry at me, at least I think.
We used to talk all day and all night, now she barely reply my messages.
I may have said some mean things to her last week, and I think she didn't liked, she's too dramatic. I think what I've said I did because I like her and dont wanna her destroying herself with drugs and parties, she probably misunderstood it because of my autistic behavior, now here I am. I wish I could just hug her.

>>8149788
>druggie
Yeah good luck wasting your time.

>>8149415
Her diary is super gay desu.

>>tfw no Anne Frank gf

Is that you, Jeff Mangum?

>>8149794
Kms

>>8149788
>I may have said some mean things to her last week
What EXACTLY.

>>8148631
>tfw no wingnut conservative trump supporter gf

>>8149415
She just a curious because of young age

>>8149837
>tfw you never got to be innocently curious because too sexually repressed

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>>8149672
>there are other Orlando lesbians in /clg/
Since fucking when? I thought it was all west coasters and Europoors here.
Also post how it is afterwards? I'll have to find it and check it out.

>>8149811
Mmm nothing special? I said that this behavior is goign to destroy her, and its also disgusting, more or less this. She started bitching, saying she doesnt care etc, ok then. Since then we're talking less.

Finnish anon here! I'm all set for my summer vacation in NYC
>paid vacation
>cheap hotel thanks to some membership points
>American grills, soon you'll be mine

>>8149237
>tfw you will never tour France, fucking French girls on creaky old beds, having them look back at you saying lewd things breathlessly as you both come - then get dressed and go get crepes.
I don't want this life.

>>8149393
That's how all disputes on the island should be solved.

>>8149866
Are you ugly butch?

>>8149871
blonde femme

>>8149872
I hope you'll have fun in NYC then!

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>growing up remember overhearing family talk about one of my older cousins
>he never had a gf or married but lived with a long term roommate
>never actually said he was gay but everyone seemed to assume so
>tfw you're moving into another apartment with your long term roommate and have never brought anyone home
>tfw you're the new gay cousin
To be fair, me and my roommate aren't actually dating, but we're both lesbians, and I think my mom thinks that we're together.

>>8149870
>tour France, fucking French girls on creaky old beds, having them look back at you saying lewd things breathlessly as you both come - then get dressed and go get crepes.
My pussy get wet

>>8149874
Oh, I shall! Purpose of the visit is to have fun, have an awkward but cute American girl to fall in love with me. Then I go back and leave her to cry.

>>8149870
You had me at "get crepes"

If you ever tour France, come to the east, I always have some champagne ready.

>>8149912
What if I want you? As a gf

>>8149912
Living in quiet shithole in France might be very boring isn't?

>>8149912
Do you have creaky old bed?

>>8149921
Insanely.

>>8149879
>my pussy get wet .
laisse moi m'occuper d'elle .

>>8149912
How old are you anon? Another fantasy I have is a lonely, older French woman living in the countryside - waiting for a young American tourist girl to give her a good tongue-ing.

>>8149931
I'm melting...

>>8149931
>ripley
>French
Go away, fraud.

How to get French gf? What they usually like?

>>8149912
Est d'ou exactement ?
>>8149939
c est toi la fraude !
>>8149941
pussy

>>8149941
French toast and french fries, obviously.

>>8149941
>What they usually like?
Baguettes.

>>8149926
What do you to keep yourself busy? Besides being here.

Dirty talk is common thing during sex with French girl? Asking for friend.

>>8149965
nop , but you can still ask for it :p

>>8149895
If you succeed, we will add you to the clg chart of fame and praise you. If you fail, we will still add you but make fun of you for not succeeding.

>tfw no Jewish gf

Kill meeee
Killll meeeeee

>>8150099
For why? Can't you just do it yourself?
Im to lazy to kill people.

>>8150129
As opposed to sucking dick, which is the most submissive act in the world.

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I'm devastated
I began talking with a girl from 4chan from a rp thread, eventually we moved to discord. Things got personal eventually and i began to get feelings for her, not sure if it was love or something? She was being so nice to me. She always called me cute,tell me how she would "hug me" if i was there, and silly things like these that were both simple teasing and sweet talk.
When we talked about what we looked like (too shy to send pics and i'm not going to send pics to someone i know since less than a month) and the way she described herself was exactly my type.
Today after she told me that "she" was a "he" and was roleplaying this whole time and thought I was roleplaying as well for a moment too but then realized I was a real girl and didn't dare to tell me right away.
I haven't cried like this in months.
I just started to hope that a girl somewhere cared for me. I had someone to think about when hugging a pillow at night (because that's how pathetic I am)
I'm a fucking idiot. I mean, 4chan, really? What did I hope for? But still, it hurts me more than it should. I was just so happy talking to her, you know?
The dude was really nice about it,told me I was really making his life happier and he always smiled talking to me, told me how he was really sorry for that,... so I'm not mad at him and told him it was ok but that i would just rather go away. But I feel like the worst fucking fool.

I just wanted to feel loved too for once.

>>8150159
fuck, I didn't mean to type "after" after Today. Excuse my blogpost by the way, I'm just feeling so bad, wew.

>>8150159
I'm sorry anon.
But that's why you always go on Skype or something and verify that they are who they say they are.

>>8150159
>this entire fucking paragraph

this is the only response I can possibly think of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_qMagfZtv8

>>8150172
I don't even like Skype, but i know this is mandatory when meeting anon's

>>8150159
That's so cringe worthy. But you met in an "rp" thread. It's an obvious guy. Especially if they don't time stamp pics, go on voice, and cam.

>>8150159
Crying

>>8150194
I never show face or voice/cam unless i know the person since some time. I'm really shy. mean, last time it took me two months to show face.

>>8150179
Not sure what you're trying to say.

>>8150172
Yeah, I've been a fucking idiot on this one.
But wow, it hurts.

>>8149797
I LOOOVEEE YOOOUUU JEEEEESUS CHRISSST!

>>8150159
I kinda had the same thing lately, but she didn't catfish me( I heard her voice and saw her picture ), she just disappeared suddenly before acting weird when I asked her to move to a messenger phone app and told me that she hate herself for being gay cuz she have a very authoritarian Christian family .
it sucks, I kinda liked her.
I hope we will forget about them and each of us found a QT anon

>>8150206
>trusting random people on 4chan of all fucking places to be who you want them to be
now go listen to the chorus

How to find gf online?

>>8150225
Thanks anon.

>>8150227
I just heard stories about people finding someone neat on 4chan so I thought maybe this place wasn't too bad.
But yeah, it was my fault. Even if that dude told me it really wasn't and that he was the one lying all along, I still know it's kinda my fault.

>>8148992
4. I'll be 8 soon, I promise!

>>8150159
>I'm not mad at him and told him it was ok
How can anyone be so stupid? Would laugh again.

>>8150225
Oh and also, that's really awful. I had a similar thing happening to me when I first found out I was gay. Some girl disappearing all of a sudden and then messaging me a month later telling me her family was homophobic/would kick her out if they found out and all that so she blocked me.

>>8149863
Pretty good, Vietnamese style noodles
>I got a lobster bowl
Little colored nimbus clouds for lights, artwork and figurines everywhere
It's off of Vineland somewhere near Universal
Last weeks episode of Super was playing on a loop
8/10
Not too pricey, but it's out of the way for me living in St. Cloud
heading back to my place to suck face

>>8150243
I met someone through 4chan but it was practically a miracle. We were also on skype cam pretty early, like in a week I think.

>>8150248
He was feeling genuinely bad over how he "hurted me" so i just told him it was ok. I haven't kept him in my contact list obviously.
Besides I don't feel mad because I'm feeling more disappointed than anything.

>>8150243
I met >>8150255 on 4chan, we exchanged pictures very early on, went to voice chat and then finally on video + voice chat.

I understand that you're shy but if you want to be sure that you're talking to an actual woman and you don't want to waste your time on a catfish, you need to go through these steps/verifications. Don't wait months.

>>8150243
Like I don't wanna be too hard on you or anything, but like shit dude, gotta keep some common sense y'know? I mean in this case it was just some harmless RP where the guy felt bad after he was done for leading you on, which whatever but something like that can lead down some pretty fucking scary roads pretty quickly.

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Update that was promised on wife sex date.

>Bought metronome.
>Bought ear rings, pic related.
>Moroccan Chicken dish for dinner.
>Dessert is vanilla ice cream with rhubarb compote.

I'd have bought her favourite wine as well, if not for her condition but hopefully this all turns out great, even without adding drunk to the mix. She loved the dinner and was extatic (and weirdly apologetic) about the ear rings. Now I just finished warming the rhubarb and I'll pop the metronome suggestion to her after dessert.

This was a good idea even without the metronome kink, she's been feeling unwanted for a while.

Update tomorrow.

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>tfw end of April and still fucking cold

Where is my qt to cuddle and spend warmth?

>>8150159
I found my qt confirmed-female gf on 4chan, but it was in this thread. I'd honestly assume on the rest of 4chan that there's an 85% chance it's a larping male.
Finding her in this thread reduces the chances to 50/50.

Sorry you're hurt anon, but you'll find a qt. I went through a few mistakes before I found mine.

>>8150303
Winter never made it to where I live this year. I had bought a new jacket back in October. Never got to wear it. Maybe there will be a winter this year. Maybe.

>>8150228
1. Be OK-ish looks wise
2. Be funny/nice/make her feel special with your words
3. ???
4. Profit

>>8150292
*ecstatic

Otherwise, you did good, anon.
Post your sex tape later.

>>8150355
I bought a new jacket in December, it was already on sale back then because everyone thought winter would come to an end soon.
4 months later and I'm still wearing it daily.

>>8150370
How do I into talking to grills and make them feel special?

>>8150377
Apologies. I'll post retelling at least.

Why are Korean girls such sex starved demons? Help!

>>8150382
It's something you have to overcome your autism to do. Intuitively mostly based on who she is. I know when she says "now you made me all warm inside" or something similar about feeling good I've got her attention. From there it's a gradual thing. Be aware of your language. Don't focus on yourself during a conversation, even if she asks to know about you keep it more simple, be honest. She'll become attracted to that deeper, "truer" side of you. I say this as someone who has acquired multiple girls asking me to be their girlfriend through just messaging.

>>8150397
You are literally the worst. No more boobs for you!

>>8150349
Thanks anon, that made me feel better. But I agree with anons telling me I brought this upon myself. I mean a rp thread? On 4 chan of all places? I should have known better. I get attached too easily anyway, I need to stop that.
And yes I can only hope!

>single since 4 years
>last and only relationship was abusive
>usually not bothered by being single because autism
>the sole thought of being in a relationship stressing me out because autism
>tfw starting to realize i feel terribly lonely/craving human warmth/love
>start crying myself too sleep

I just want a lifelong relationship with another girl and be loved.

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>>8150496
>I just want a lifelong relationship with another girl and be loved
I know that feel, senpai.

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>>8150496
Mail order brides are a thing
>so many girls desperate for citizenship
>some may even like tacos

>>8150496
>>8150590
too bad xd

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>>8148205
I sort of wondered when this was going to happen. The crown for Austria more than a bit much haha. Just going to put this out there, but the gals over at lesgen are legit dreamboats. I had also must have missed the picture of burger anon or something. I am also surprised that clg anon gets a mention given he is most likely a dude.

Anyhoo. Just thought I would pop by given that I got a mention, hope you all have a wonderful day.

Ps. Come to the Light side. ;)

>>8150681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oGMbAIcXCQ

>>8150681
>gals
>lesgen
Pssh. Good one, haha anon. That place is a tranners wasteland.

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>>8150496
You will find that qt one day.
But you gotta put yourself out there.

>>8150681
>legit dreamboats

Timestamped? Because any picture of an attractive girl posted on 4chan is fake unless it includes a timestamp.

>>8150681
>I am also surprised that clg anon gets a mention given he is most likely a dude.
Based of what? You wanna fight you little bitch? 1v1 me on the rift you won't

>>8150730
>But you gotta put yourself out there.
she won't.

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>>8150719
>That place is a tranners wasteland
Not even close. We have a great mix, and I am fairly sure a cis majority, but it really doesn't matter. Everyone is great.

>>8150741
I can assure you our members are legit too. Anyway I am not campaigning. Just don't want you thinking Ill of our qts.

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>>8150681
Your kind ain't welcome around here

fitbian + thiccbian = best relationship

>>8150681
>>8150817
>We have a great mix
>it really doesn't matter. Everyone is great.
Yeah back to transgen with you, boy.

>>8149726
>hairy blonde cycler anon.
Who? I don't think I remember this anon.

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>>8150966
She used to post a lot about cycling and she posted pics often because she was one big attention whore. She had thicc cycler thighs. I got her to take a pic of herself in a tight skirt once. Fond memories.
I lost her pics and I'm honestly kind of angry about it. She also posted her youtube channel, and was pretty cute in the vids.

Alright, you fucking adorable lesbos. I'm back from work.
What anons did I miss so I can add them to the chart?

>>8151031
Jesus get a life already instead of making charts about random anons.

>>8151043
No.

>>8151043
Why don't you do something useful before criticizing others you mong?

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>>8151043
This is their life calling and it's a very important project to at least like 15 anons including me, ok? So shush.

>>8151066
>it's a very important project to at least like 15 anons including me
I thought that was killing yourselves?

Guess, I've been feeling sick for a few days, been pooping a lot and I just pooped for the like 7th time today and there were like little bugs swimming in it.

Am I dying? What is this.

>>8151089
what the fuck

>>8151089
That's hilarious. Go to the doctor you retard you're gonna die soon.

>>8151089
Go see your doctor anon, that's disgusting.

>>8151089
Worms.

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>>8151075
>I thought that was killing yourselves?
Feeling a little edgy today, huh?

>>8151089
Pic related

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>>8151075
That comes later.
I gotta at least kiss a qt first.

>>8149788
>>8149865
Sometimes just saying something like "[name]! We're talking less, is this because I behaved like an ass? I don't like spending this much time without you, let's do something fun!" works rather well

Be cute and shit and do NOT even imply she was at fault somehow. She probably already has a lot of acquaintances disapproving her ways, so she doesn't want you to be one of them.

>>8150590
;_; Maybe we'll find gfs one day

>>8150610
Am from Europe and god, I want tru love. I rather be alone than do that desu

>>8150730
I can only hope! I'll try my best.
Also that gif is adorable, Soup is a cute kid.

>>8151154
The so-called iconic photograph behind that statue was probably unconsensual.

>>8151240
It was unconsentual. The woman said she was just grabbed but figured she'd be nice. Women are like that - just kindhearted and loveable.

>>8151023
Ty going to paint this later.

>>8151263

If you really wanna thank me, show us your painting when you're done. <3

>>8151328
noted

>>8151031
How do I get on the chart?

>>8151261
Putting up with assault isn't kindhearted or loveable.

>>8151368
What anon are you?

>>8151380
Do you seriously mean to tell me that you don't walk around grabbing random girls and kissing them whenever you feel like it?

>>8151380
She had every right to sock that fucker. It should be legal to kill males.

>>8151460
>It should be legal to kill males.
Amen.

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I started dating an ex shortly after christmas but we haven't really talked for about a month or two. I've seen her a couple times since the silence started for group tabletop night, but she didn't say much to me either time.
A-am I single again...?

>>8151368
Am I the only one how thinks if you want to get on the chart you should just focus on being interesting instead of begging your way there?

>>8151522
But anon, that would require them to be interesting in the first place.

>>8151499
There's a reason you broke up the first time.

>>8151430
I'm not a male, so no.

>>8151536
Or they could just post pics that imply that they participate in a generic-yet-relatable or aspirational hobby such as:

Video games
Fitness
Any sport
Anything involving a uniform
Reading a specific genre of books
Cooking
Gambling
Excessive drinking
Artsy stuff
Knitting
Card games
Collecting something
Woodwork
Motorcycle riding
Calligraphy
Graphic design
Poetry writing
Fanfiction writing
Grocery list writing
Eating
Breathing
Living

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>Removed the crown because Austria didn't like it
;__;

>Added Finnish anon

>>8151598
Looks good!

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I want more pics from choppeditalloffanon.

>>8151598
I want Finnanon to break my heart.

>>8151640
>completely looks like a male

>>8151640
looks good but gay haircut!

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>>8151660
>soft skin
>boobs

^what makes women superior

I don't need long hair and dresses, anon, I just need muh secondary sex characteristics.

>>8151676
Yeah no thanks, I love women and feminity.

>>8151598
"Put the crown back"
- A Concerned Citizen

>>8151686
N-no. She made fun of me for putting it on in the first place.

>>8151696
How will we know she's the best without it???

>>8151733
Why are you so desperate over a very average girl? Idgi

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>>8151696
You're missing out on her beating you by erasing the crown.

>>8151733
>>8151740
i think she si so thirsty that she would probably fuck a donkey if she can.

>>8151808
Kek, she definitely would.

>>8149237
French girl here. It does exist but imo it sounds...embarassing.

>>8149215
>csq je suis allée à Paris plusieurs fois
>csq toujours pas de petite amie
;_; Je veux être aimée, putain

>>8151838
Yeah, I'm glad my girlfriend only speaks English so I don't have to dirty talk in French. Benefits of dating foreigners.

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>tfw lesbians aren't actually real

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I fucking love Téa Leoni fugg.

Does Jurassic Park movies always have the cutest qts?

Ellie and Claire where also great.

Sarah can get fucking eaten, I hate that annoying bitch though.

>>8151853
How? The only time I went there for a week I wasn't even looking for anything and still got multiple opportunies (and seized NONE as I was an awkward virgin).

>>8148345
I've legitimately never seen a more AGP thing in my life

>>8151862
What are we then? Bi that just really love women? Confused heterosexuals?

>>8151875
Why are you replying?

>>8151871
Super shy, dress super girly, look like a teenager because genetics, looking for something long lasting and I already get nervous holding hands.

>>8151853
je pourrais bien t'aimer moi :p

>>8151838
I think it's super hot. I rarely get to hear it though.

>>8151733
>>8151761
I'll put it back if she tells me to.

I don't French oh là là.
Please keep the conversations in English or Spanish.

>>8151901
<3 Ohlahlah

Vous avez la chatte en feu les françaises là c'est pas possible, franchement faites un meetup sur la Côte d'Azur ou je sais pas où mais faites quelque chose.

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Tried getting my gf into my foot fetish but she thought it was weird fml

>>8151640
Tranner confirmed.
>>8151588
This. Don't be a boring fuck, and expect the world to care how many episodes of Netflix you binge watched during your eat, sleep, work (or NEET) routine.

>>8151865
Tea Leoni being cute was the only decent part of Jurassic Park 3.

The first movie was the only good one. Fite me.

>>8151942
>calling cis girls trannies because they don't look like an objectified femme.
manlet confirmed GTFO

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>>8151939

It is weird.
Wtf do you like about feet they're dirty and gross and funny-looking

>>8151977
You might want to try the other /lesgen/

>>8151983
That's probably a dude, never heard or seen a single girl into this shit. Only brain damaged males.

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>>8151983
it is a substitute penis tbqh

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>>8151983
That's where you're wrong kiddo

>>8151923
>>8151935
>>8151854
>>8151853
Et si on fesait un discord français ?

>>8152007
Oui si tu veux, mais flemme de parler au micro en plus vous allez rire de mon accent du sud.

>>8151740
Because she's a real girl with assets in personality. Unlike you, Matthew.

>>8151838
>forcing a shy frog girl to sputter out dirty French when you tease her to her limit
Why is my mind so evil to me.

>>8151998
Most definitely. It has something to do with a genetic defect found in the inferior gender.

>>8151992
no thx beta male !
IRL lesbians don't look like pornstars gtfo.

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What the hell are you French fries saying?
I google translate and it spits out some weird shit.

>>8152013
C'est Bon je l'ai fait ;( c est pas grave pour le mic )
OYEZ ! Oyez ! All French speaking Cislesgen sont les Bienvenue ici : https://discord.gg/wEraA

>>8151659
I think fin anon needs to get punched in the face.

>>8150303
Esh. It hit 90 degrees where im at today

>>8152567
I think you're right.

>>8152567
Well, I mean, I wouldn't mind doing that, if she's into it.

does it make me not les if I heavily prefer soft butch women

are you gold star if you're a khv?

>>8152811
Keyword is woman you dumb dyke

>>8152816
Yes, unless you get defiled by a man you're goldstar.

>>8152835
>tfw was abused ;-;

>>8152811
Stil lesbos, cuz women are women.
the essential that you like pussies.

i'm supposed to be sleeping
how goes it?

>>8153229
I'm supposed to be at home playing video games but my train is late. Just like my period, but I'll burst any hour now. Wanna show me your boobies?

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>>8153252
what games
I will not post lewd images of myself on the internet
someone will end up saving them
>like this butt that somehow ended up in my folder

>>8153281
Send em to my direct line, duh. You do like boobies, don't you anon?

>>8153311
I swore to be monogamist and sharing lewd newds isn't

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>>8153329
Same. But while the old lady's away us girls will play, ya know?

>>8153343
I had a great day today too, "Soupa Saiyan" noodle place was really good, but kinda dorky
cuddled with gf in bed the rest of the day until she had to go home
waiting on a game to show up in the mail
so antsy wanting to play it

>>8153366
Whilst listening to you gush about your day, I just fantasize about stuffing your mouth with my v.

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>>8153375
stop perving
>just spent $30 on this sugar water online
>don't judge, you can't get it on the east coast
>legit one of only three things I miss from California

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>Meet 8/10 qt in NYC
>Acts lesbo af
>Finally ask her sexuality
>"........ I'm bi."

>>8153411
I feel bad that I laughed

What is the most suitable punishment for breeder sluts?

>>8153426
ruined orgasms

>>8153411
Ew. She needs to work out. And she needs to Stop calling herself lesbian.

>>8153439
Nah. They live that Every day. Then lie about how straight they are.

>>8153399
So much lip movement...we could make use of that - you and I.

>>8153426
Living with a guy.

>>8153426

Support /pol/'s platform of
>every woman that breaks her CHRISTIAN vows and dares to divorce me shouldn't get shit for muh alimony

We get qt, experienced 'milfs', far less orientation traitors, and /pol/ never has children.

working on my 4th blood orange mikes hard and chainsmoking on my patio

>>8153550

Pls come over and cuddle

>>8153649
Like I can drive right now

>>8153706
Run to her, anon. You'll make it to her eventually.

Should I call out tomorrow so I can go to a party with my crush or continue working until I die? Imma be broke

>>8153755
Go get laid. Work can wait.

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>doing homework
>this question comes up
>think of Austria
>think she wouldn't be able to do the question because she's going to imagine her sister with a wet shirt

I chuckled.

>>8153755
work now, play later
>my fucking face when
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTrC86mmPaw

>>8153788
literal propaganda but goddamnit it made me smile
>replying to my own posts now, I'm drnk and need to go to bed

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>>8153781
>homework on a Friday night
NERD!

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>>8153862
S-shut the fuck up! I'm going to be rich and successful and all the girls are gonna want to touch my breasts!

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>>8153916
I wanna touch your boobs already, anony.

>>8153916
Yeah I want to touch those tits regardless.

>>8153916
I also would like to taste your melons, anon.

I finally told my crush that I like her and now I have a gf. Appearently she had this huge crush on me for a year now.

>>8153992
That's great! Good job, anon.

I have no education and I work as a cleaner in Subway. No one girls wants touch my breasts ever

>>8154040
Nah, I'll still play with your boobies.

>>8154040

Sure they would, but you wouldn't want a NEET touching your breasts, would you, anon?

>>8153960
>>8153971
>>8153985
So what you're telling me is that I could be getting my breasts touched instead of doing homework on a Friday night? How about below the waist?

>>8154114
We can go as far as you want, bby.