/MTFG/:men+trannies (female, generally)

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VROOM

>>8109329
The song silly :P

>>8109330
Don't drive too fast :S Don't want you to crash!

this thread is dedicated to the memory of the endangered lauren clique

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>>8109331
>clique is funny
????????
idgi
whats wrong with u dude

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>>8109334
DEATH WISH

>>8109337
IDK what's wrong with me! I am certified cracra :D

>>8109338
Nuuuuu stahp that!

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i was super tired an hour ago but i got up to have dinner and splash my face.

why the HECK am i not tired now.

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First post to mtfg
>tell me about your style, your aesthetic, your "look"

Kristen stewart is where I look, I have really similar hair to her and it can sometimes be nontamable. I really like the lace dresses she wears with her own lesbro flair. Also I'm a flannel-sexual

>what do you desire to change?
How to find confidence in bearing your chest? I hate wearing anything low cut it just feels weird and makes me feel too exposed/makes my shoulders too big. I kinda hide my boobs at all times.

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Edward/Fagbrickdragface is a fucking faggot, im so glad u didnt progress one bit in ur life and got nothing going for you, you fucking cunt. You were one of those faggots coming for me for no reason, look at you now, only popping mones half-assedly and looking and sounding like a man still.

go jerk some more off on cam4 you degenerate faggot.

>>8103040

>>8109324
>why are you so unfashionable?
no moni, i still wear my repression wardrobe. just lots of boring plain clothes with muted colours.

>>8109360
Wow, where is her waist? That's actually depressing

>>8109356
If you got'em flaunt'em! Back when I first transitioned I used inserts. :) Still flaunted those!

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>>8109362
This is your body on Fructose!
I hope you girls are starting your keto diets

>>8109364
:X but but but!

>>8109364
Is pizza keto?

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>>8109368
It's over 50% bread senpai

>>8109369
Nooo, not cow milk! My worst enemy!

>>8109364
maybe if bread wasn't so yummy

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>>8109360
>>8109362
that man hasnt changed one bit LMAO

https://www.tranchan.net/cam/whores/res/8.php

look at that man, he just got fatter.

>>8109376
Wow what the hell? That's scary desu

The new Mystery Science Theater 3000 has been making me thinking at lot. So, it's a show about actors acting about actors that's a show in a movie? Actception :S

Ugh english is so hard!

https://youtu.be/5BXqrOSNKn0?t=106

Anyone watch the new Survivor?

>>8109324
>why are you so unfashionable?
I am obese and have the build of a rugby league player, I have a bad hairline and bad skin and that means even when I try my absolute best I still look bad.
32 weeks until I turn 34... I want to no longer be obese or better by then

>>8109369
chicken mince crust

>>8109381
it's not that hard, just try harder

it's probably easier than most languages (except those meme languages spoken by polynesians and native americans, that have like 13 letters in their alphabets and 6 sounds in their entire "languages")

>>8109382
I have not. :( I'll ask hubby when he wakes up though. He watches that :)

>>8109386
Thank you for the encouragement, senpai! I'll try harder :D

>>8109387
Might still be worth taking a look at the link, one of the cast was outed as trans.

>>8109381
What's your native language? Is it a cute language?

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I had a dream where my mom beat trump for the presidency and he was everyone in my family but he said I was a good girl, the best

>>8109394
*he was mad at

>>8109394
>he said I was a good girl, the best
awww :3

>>8109324
>What do you desire to change?
I want to love people like Jesus did :S Ish very hard sometimes.

>>8109392
Yes, xD My native language is cute!

>>8109387
you have a husband? how old are you, and how long have you been transitioned(transitioning?)?
>>8109386
english is hard as fuck, you're a tool

>>8109404
Yes, I have a husbando. I am 28 and I transitioned years ago :)

>>8109406
how many years ago?
what do you look like? you seem like a cool new trip

>>8109403
Well, I guess we know it isn't Dutch or Hebrew then.

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>>8109403

>>8109408
Hmm, I think maybe 9ish years ago? I am african american but I have very light olivey skin :) I get mistaken for a white girl a lot xD Thanks for the compliment!

>>8109412
What did I do? ;_;

does the roller coaster of feeling cute and feeling like garbage ever get easier?

>>8109413
will you post a picture? you're african american, but your native language isnt english? what is it?

>>8109416
>what is it?
ebonics

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>>8109414
I reluctantly admit I did find that cute.

>>8109415
Yes :) It does get easier.
>>8109416
It's a secret! xD
>>8109417
I wish it was ebonics. :P That's a skill!

>>8109419
why are you so secretive D:

>>8109418
Yay :)
>>8109421
What if I told you I was secretly a sleeper agent? :O

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>>8109324
Everyone here knows I don't care about fashion trends. I just like piecing together outrageous looks. Often including clothes and jewelry I make myself. My casual is the standard issue dyke uniform, with a wee bit more pizazz. Back in high school, I wanted to look like the local punk and goth girls, didn't have any control over my hairstyle or clothes. And just a few years later, I ended up serving in a uniformed corps. So I'm catching up. Don't give a fuck about what people think. I'm just enjoying a bit of freedom before I turn too old for that.
Still, I like to keep it decent. No showing skin, and fuck no to clothes current day teenagers wear, that'd be ridiculous. Also, transitioning has helped me stop repressing my masculine side. So, yeah, I like being gendered female while rocking a perfecto, army boots and civette-heavy perfume that puts the most masc after shave to shame.
Fuck stereotypes.

>>8109360
say what you want,
edie passes better then anyone else here

>>8109415
Cute isn't my thing. Matter of fact, I fucking hate cute. It's lame. But I haven't felt like trash in the past ten months. So, yeah, it definitely gets better.

>>8109422
your mean!

>>8109428
I'm sorry! >_<

>>8109382
wow i teared up at this a bit

>tfw just came four times
Thanks estrogen for unlocking my chakras.

>>8109437
please tell me how to do this, and in great detail.
>>8109430
:(

>>8109439
What can I do to make it up to you? ;_;

>>8109439
Just keep at it after you have your first orgasm. It helps to be pretty turned on.

>>8109441
tell us about you or post a picture? i just want to be your friend!!
>>8109442
how did you orasm? butt stuff, or jacking it?

>>8109431
Yeah it was really sweet ultimately actually. I was happy that the discussion happened the way it did on TV, cause I felt like it covered a lot of very good sides to the issue that never got talked about with Jenner (like right to choose if people know or not)

>>8109444
What do you want to know about me? :D Pics will probably be another day since I did my voice clip today :)

>>8109448
oh, can I hear the voice clip? where are you from and what brought you to mtfg?

>>8109397
Ye it was pretty wild and I had a small crush until I woke up and was like the fuck

>>8109451
Sure!
https://clyp.it/lbxgeljl

I am from the East coast of the US :) I join this thread to help people and give them some hope no matter how small it might be.

>>8109455
english is your second language?? you have a perfectly normal american accent! when did you start speaking english? how long have you been married?

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>>8107452
>Hot
You're joking right?

>>8109458
I've been married for over six years :) Everything about my alt language is classified information!

>:C why does Glasgow not have any stores for the cool kid wheel shoes!

>>8109467
They had to make room for the knife stores

>>8109467
Trashy do you speak Scottish?

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>>8109470
but i want to do go fast and jump on things!
>>8109472
naw pal i dinnae speak that man

>>8109467
heelys?
>>8109461
6 years? so you got married pretty quick after transitioning then?

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>>8109475
Aggressive Skates bruh
They only sell dumb roller blades for fags here

>>8109474
Is it hard to sound feminine when speaking scottish? Aye, yaite, dinnae, etc all sound pretty brutish

>>8109477
pic?

>>8109477
Ur a fag tho.
Post bf material for tall girls

>>8109475
I did!. I used to volunteer for a HIV/STD prevention program and during one of my open nights (we invite the community to come look at various art projects and stuff) I went outside for a break and I bumped into a person that is no w my husbando xD

>>8109479
I don't try and speak feminine because I'm never gonna be able to socially transition :(
>>8109480
Of wit

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>>8109481
I'm not a fag tho and I don't want any tall girls!

>>8109486
Post tall boys reee

>>8109483
>Of wit
the skates

>>8109482
thats cute! do you have kids too?

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>>8109488
I would like to see tall girls instead.

tfw finally home and have the shopping put away.

>>8109493
Nope, no kids yet but I'd like some in the future :)

>>8109495
There's no need for tall girls. Gfs don't have to be taller, bfs do

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>>8109492
Why I haven't got any
I just don't wanna be a derby fag i want to do cool things like smonk weed and grind rail

>>8109496
Welcome home!

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>>8109498
Thanks.

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>tfw ur a girl
>tfw people on the street see you as a girl
feels right bro
feels really right

>>8109501
Hey I'm just speaking truths. I'm a tall girl myself

>>8109498
Amazons need love too :(

Whatever happened to ufufu? Is she happy out there, somewhere?

>>8109502
who the fuck are you calling bro you little bitch

nice face though

>>8109502
Feel right indeed :)

>>8109500
Yeah, I had a long productive day. now I just need to wind down...

>>8109508
She's had some health issues so is taking time for herself and not getting online as often, like rarely now.

>>8109507
That's true! Amazonian women need love!

>>8109507
That Doesn't mean we get it

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>>8109502
>tfu ur a bloke
>tfw when people on the street call you mate
feels right cuzz
feels really right

>>8109514
>She's had some health issues
How bad?

>>8109514
Nothing make winding down better than a little bit of Mascato red wine :)

>>8109517
That can also feel right for someone aiming for that xD

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/journalists/geoffrey-lean/6418553/Why-boys-are-turning-into-girls.html


So close. A little more estrogen in the womb. I could have been cis :(

>>8109518
I don't know the details, but it was eating into her energy levels.

>>8109519
Can't drink wine due to the grapes used to make it.

how do I go about getting karyotype test?

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Hi you can now be any anime girl you want to be but you have to put in your request now or I won't get around to it

>>8109527
Aww that sucks :(

>>8109532
i want to be animm

>>8109532
A drawing? :O

>>8109535
>>8109534
You have to specify the anime you wanna be

>>8109508
yah shes fine for the most part
ill tell her u said hi anon

>>8109502
i like ur banngs like that
reminds me of a gender swapped 90s Leo DiCaprino

>>8109532
>>8109537
can i b fujiko mine

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>>8109537
A SHITPOST ANIME

>>8109537
I wanna be ... Ummm Sailor Moon!

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>>8109532
Dibs on Faye Valentine

>>8109532
Robin from Witch Hunter Robin. BTW I want all her abilities too.

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>>8109514
Ufufu is low energy?
>>8109537
2b if 2b was an anime

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>>8109532
I wanna go fast.

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>>8109528
pls

>>8109548
Check your local DNA testing facilities :)

>>8109538
why couldn't you save ash?

>>8109548
https://www.23andme.com/
Comes to mind.

>>8109542
She is my second choice. Also either of the Dirty Pair girls would be fun.

>>8109546
It's some more serious issue draining her energy. I forget the details, and only heard part of them. Look at her latest posts in the archive.

>>8109548
talk to your doc. A number of labs do the testing, and testing can be for different reasons.

>>8109549
>>8109552
need to get it though my doctor somehow, idk how to ask, I heard the kind of testing I want is really expensive, like it can get over a thousand :(

>>8109554
I see him next week, I'm going to try

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>>8109360
Meh. Everyone here doubted the fuck and still doubt the fuck outta my transition and I pass now.

>>8109551
?what r u talking about

>>8109557
pass as a what.....?

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If youre on a date with a guy at a restaurant, what are your red flags?

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>>8109532
I wanna be a tomato kyoko! But i want to be able to have a ketchup period

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>>8109562
>guy is shorter than me
>guy is so defensive and autistic he spasses out if we share plates a bit
>guy is straight edge
>chewing with open mouth
>dick to waiting staff
>orders steak well done

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>>8109554
I wouldn't mind being Edward either

>>8109555
Express your concerns and why you think you need it and they should refer you for it, but it's usually considered an optional or specialty test so you'll probably need to pay out of pocket :(

>>8109557
I never doubted you :(
You need some new dresses though

>>8109562
Abuse alcohol or other drugs.
• Have a history of trouble with the law, get into fights, or break
and destroy property.
• Don’t work or go to school.
• Blame you for how they treat you, or for anything bad that
happens.
• Abuse siblings, other family members, children or pets.
• Put down people, including your family and friends, or call them
names.
• Are always angry at someone or something.
• Try to isolate you and control whom you see or where you go.
• Nag you or force you to be sexual when you don’t want to be.
• Cheat on you or have lots of partners.
• Are physically rough with you (push, shove, pull, yank,
squeeze, restrain).
• Take your money or take advantage of you in other ways.
• Accuse you of flirting or “coming on” to others or accuse you of
cheating on them.
• Don’t listen to you or show interest in your opinions or feelings.
. .things always have to be done their way.
• Ignore you, give you the silent treatment, or hang up on you.
• Lie to you, don’t show up for dates, maybe even disappear for
days.
• Make vulgar comments about others in your presence
• Blame all arguments and problems on you.
• Tell you how to dress or act.
• Threaten to kill themselves if you break up with them, or tell you
that they cannot live without you.
• Experience extreme mood swings. . .tell you you’re the greatest
one minute and rip you apart the next minute.
• Tell you to shut up or tell you you’re dumb, stupid, fat, or call
you some other name (directly or indirectly).
• Compare you to former partners.

>>8109566
>Have a history of trouble with the law, get into fights, or brea
I was more thinking.. related to the restaurant experience

Straight from the YWCA website!

>>8109565
I at least want to be able to get it even if it's expensive I guess...

it would explain a lot of weird stuff about my body I have and help with other things....

>>8109555
>I heard the kind of testing I want is really expensive, like it can get over a thousand :(
Simple ones are around $1000, complex ones can be up over $10,000. Which is what I need to determine if my XY cells are XY or XXY or something else. I'm roughly a 70% XX / 30% XY chimera from blood type testing plus a quick simple karotyping, but it couldn't tell if one is klenfelter's or not. I need testing of multiple cells to figure out the mix I may have.

>>8109555
Good luck. Have your insurance coverage for the tests checked before doing the test. It may not be covered.

>>8109565
I'm so geeky I'm most like her. I really don't know many Animes. I never got into watching them.

>>8109566
Very good list to watch out for. Luckily I've been good about getting rid of dates who are abusive.

>>8109576
I will

>>8109576
Very neat :D

>>8109578
I had enough abuse from the bullies that I loose all attraction to abusive people once they start being abusive in any manner.

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Is Andrea a good name
I cant use hanna

so did anna and myrthe actually die for real

>>8109586
Sounds good to me :)

>>8109586
Yeah, and make !!PKYHQA29Wcu your tripcode.

>>8109592
Is there a poster here called andrea?
I havent posted much lately

youre all gay

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>>8109586
No

>>8109597
Yes there is

>>8109597
yes

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>>8109597
Yeh. She posts bunnies and gets bullied by lesbians.

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>>8109606
you get bullied by lesbians too

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>>8109606
Well bunnies are nice
Bullying isnt tho :/

>>8109609
Welcome to the boards newtrip :)

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>>8109608
But I like it.

>>8109611
Hey ive been posting for a while now
Just been busy lately

>>8109608
Cute 9s

>>8109611
>new

>>8109615
Oh OK :) Welcome back

>>8109625
Work+bf takes up most of my time atm

>>8109626
Oh, then that's a good thing xD

Nightie everyone gonna try to get some sleeeps :)

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>>8109586
Why not call yourself some stereotypical tranny name like Sophie?
Trannies named Sophie usually do better during transition.

>>8109614
Oh, yeah, actually, that kind of changes the dynamic.

I, too, enjoy being bullied by lesbians.

>>8109633
dont post pictures of my waifu
ty

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>>8109633
I never said I derived any sexual gratification from it, like you do.

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>>8109636
>not having husbandos?

I am not fixing that.

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Nyaa :3

>>8109637
good job replying to the wrong person nerd

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>>8109637
Wat?

captcha: They asked for horn, and showed a horn of plenty, elk antlers, and a French horn.

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>>8109646
At least I tried.

>>8109651
Google's just using us for its research on machine learning.

>>8109656
>Google's just using us for its research on machine learning.
With hamsters they seam to be quite bad at it. I've had hamster ones that were all rabbits.

Any word from Myrthe or Anna? If not I guess they're probably either dead or institutionalised, lame.

>tfw was gonna organise suicide pact with best friend until I realised it's possible quantum immortality might be a thing in which case it's likely just one of us would survive from each others' perspectives and the other would die which would be even more sad and lonely

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4 more hours till comfi daily walk

>>8109676
I WANT TO FUG U REEEEEEE

>>8109680
wtf

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>tfw losing weight mostly so bigger girls can pick me up

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>>8109685
Are you calling me weak?

>>8109685
getting carried around sounds nice

>>8109687
no im saying i was very fat and now im just somewhat overweight and still going down

>>8109688
i want it so bad

>>8109688
Hey b b
Dont ignore me

I want infiltrate your insides and release my hot, steamy seed inside you

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>>8109692
Just keep smoking and you'll get to your desired weight in no time.

I feel empty

>>8109685
tfw losing weight so i get hte dicc

>>8109597
s-sorry
:(

>>8109697
can you like not do this

i've been dealing with nicotine withdrawals for days

they're genuinely awful but i need to power through them

>>8109692
I'm in the 120s usually so I think I'll be ok, idk though

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>>8109704
I am simply trying to inculcate some kind of association of cigarettes with me, so you'll eventually be too disgusted by them to smoke.

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i bought matcha to make my own matcha lattes

>>8109709
that's not how it works

i'd need to mentally associate them with like drakeposter or cartman or some trip from here i actually dislike

all you're doing here is making me anxious

dumb girl

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>>8109715
I'm sorry.

>>8109713
Kiwi hi :D

reminder that you're educated stupid to one-ism and cubeless americans deserve to be destroyed

How do I stop mansplaining?

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hey mtfg
things are bad and slightly good
i have one good thing that happened recently but everything else is JUST
how are you?

>>8109752
>ywn be this cute

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>>8109752
Yep, I'm done.

>>8109752
same as usual
no luck with the housing people yet? :(
you still look girl as ever at least so I'm guessing you don't have any HRT problems

make sure you get into uni and away from that place

>>8109752
Hi smiles :3
I'm a nekoboy
Nyaa :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mxitw5DjwE
anybody else know these feels

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>>8109756
why would you want to look like this
>>8109762
noo whats wrong :c
>>8109763
absolutely no luck
things have been even worse than usual lately
deteriorating of friendship groups
>>8109764
hi carol c: how are you

>>8109768
kinda reminds me of my ptsd nightmares

>>8109771
because you're heckin cute

I want to feel cute all the time instead of sad :(

>>8109771
I feel kinda empty and numb
But mostly ok :3

How are you? <3

>>8109771
that's lame
make sure you focus on school, education is one of the very few forms of social mobility western society still has left and getting into a university away from home would totally change things for you

>>8109789
rubbish desu
>>8109792
yeah
im trying
hopefully this term i do a lot better

>>8109793
Poor Smiles :c
*nekohugs*

I am a handsome boy right now for this viewing

>>8109804
How do I be handsome

>>8109808
>throat fucked
what are you doing in mtfg

>>8109805
Wait for someone to pass away and wear boys clothes to the services

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>>8109834
Daily reminder that you are all failed men who couldnt hang with "the boys" so you became a girl to survive. You threw away your straight great man life of being worshipped by real subs like the grinch to being a caricature of a female usijg jewish enforced gender roles.


The best thing for all of you to do is to stop taking your dangerous untested jewish forced chemicals and go outside.

>>8109839
But I am a bisexual man

>>8109460
Hon here
I think I know what I must do to not look terrible.

It's the hairstyle, if I can find something like a Beanie, Bandanna or something like that, I can cover my hair with it.

I actually do look better with the hair covered, I tried a Beanie on already.

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Who /drugs/ here

>>8109814
>doesn't like using the organs they were born with which are designed specifically for pleasurable experiences

Rly makes you think

>>8109839
I take HRT because I enjoy the female aesthetic. Trannies just prove that XY makes better traditional females than modern XX

>>8109853
>doesn't like using the (sexual) organs they were born with
It's called dysphoria. Then again I kinda enjoy using it when I'm able to, but not to facefuck someone. Facefucking someone is extremely male-ish behavior

>>8109324
because I'm a disgusting fat fuck who should kill itself

>>8109859
Dysphoria is what happens when you live in a fairy tale

>>8109839
>implying normal cis males like gays

M8 take it from me as a stealth gay who's privy to private guy talk.

We HATE you faggots

>>8109324
STOP
RESPONDING
TO THE FUCKING TROLL
we got rid of Drakeposter by ignoring her, we can get rid of Grinch by ignoring her. Just fucking STOP FEEDING HER

>>8109868
But I like grinch

>grandma comes closer to me
>tells me i need to learn to do house hold chores
>grandma i know how to cook and wash my clothes and stuff wtf
>yes but its not the same if you have a husband

wtf i hate heternormativity now

>>8109865
Delusional trans-trender trip who doesn't understand what dysphoria is

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I wish hrt didn't exist. Life would be so much easier

>>8109880
How the fuck?
If hrt didn't exist most of us would kill ourselves

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>>8109868
>ignoring me will make me go away

One of my favorite memes makes me post harder.

>>8109869
<3

>>8109883
sounds like the dream desu

>>8109872
>I am right and anyone who disagrees with my emotionally founded social constructs is the antithesis of those ideologies

wew

How about you just accept the fact you're still a child like most people here and you'll get over it as long as you just attempt to use that fluoride-fried brain of yours.

>>8109884
<3

>>8109871
do NOT become straight

>>8109886
what the fuck are you lol.
You have to be a trans-trender

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>>8109880
Angie, you need to upgrade from The Simpsons to something contemporary.

>>8109883
That's not even true, HRT just made more people aware that there was something they needed to be upset about. This isn't something a lot of you want to hear but if you never knew of the fact that you "could be a girl" you wouldn't be the mental instabilities you are right now.

>>8109893
ME... TRANNY... THINKY..... HARD...........LIKe........ PENIS..................

>>8109892
honestly just the thought repulses me
im a big gay

>>8109853
>>8109865
Is every single opinion you emit about like, everything, going to continue being so fucking stupid, forever?

>>8109896
Ah I see, you're a random ass troll who just happens to also be a trip

>>8109905
She also thinks that trans women deserve hate crimes and that slavic people are "mongols".

Living embodiment of Poe's Law so far.

>>8109900
I was going to mention you could be a housewife for a big strong woman but I think you'd be the latter in this situation.

>>8109907
Lmao what a retard

>>8109903
>LeninMarx

>>8109905
>feelings hurt because forming words is hard
>copies the obviously superior tribesman
Oooga booga me tranny me entitled dooka fake tranny dooka!
*makes cave painting with cutty blood showing a story of me cutting my penis off and finding nice cavebooga to marry and have anal sex with just like a real woman*
YOU DONT KNOW HOW I FEEL REEEEEEE
HOW I FEEL IS LITERALLY OBJECTIVELY CORRECT THATS WHY THEYRE CALLED FEELINGS YOU FUCKING TRANNY-TRENDER HOW DARE YOU APPROPRIATE MY CULTURE

>>8109915
>*autistic screeching
>>>/trash/

>>8109917
Are you trying to tell me we're not just all saying what we feel like saying here? I was trying to fit in for once

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>tfw gay
>tfw going to the neighborhood truck stop because I hear that truckers eat a lot of crackerbarrel
>tfw just snorted coke all night at truckstops on the toilet sniffing straight man fat bear poot n toot
>tfw you can smell the cheese coming from their asshole as they let out a poot n toot
>"PLOP" is the final sound they make pooing while grunting
>tfw I cum at the same time as old man straight man trucker poot n toot

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>>8109891
idk, grinch is pretty boring.
"look @ me i'm an internet badass, i'm the grinch."
that's literally his shtick.
cnt was much better @ starting controversy.
& she knew how hit people (including me) where it hurt.
drake is pretty frustrating to deal w/ intellectually, i guess either b/c she was a retard or a troll who acted like the things she were smart.
but.
grinch's brand of trolling is too ineffective & too predictable.
hell, it's easier to troll him than to get trolled by him, which is pretty ridicculous for a troll XD

>>8109922
Hi new friendpal

>>8109922
You're a really bad poster and need to stop exposing unwilling people to your insanity.

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>>8109925
dont bully me please

wew, i hadn't seen this retard Violet post before, filtered lmao

>>8109907
being a housewife doesn't sound like a nice life honestly. Like your're basically a NEET forever except you take care of chores a lot. Idk maybe some people can find meaning in this sort of life but I can't.

Holy shit I hate being a man

>>8109937
wtf me too!

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>>8109937
Hi beep

>>8109934
yeah T B H even with my submissive personality I still prefer a relationship where both partners work and contribute, I guess? Feels a lot more equal that way.

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>>8109925
honestly, i think violet here is already much more successful on her 1st day

hello

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Anyone ever try to do this? How'd it go?

>>8109925
It falls apart when you hear his voice lmao

It's a like a babytranny voice

>>8109944
Henlo
I haven't seen you post before i dont think
Hi new friendpal :3

>>8109937
Hard life

>>8109928
If you feel so strongly about that then be sure to poison the cummy punch at the mtfg meetup

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more recent pic as opposed to one i took a month ago

>>8109959
cis girls out REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>8109959

>>8109959
Cute

>>8109959
>You will never be cute
>You will never have the confidence in yourself to show your face to random strangers
;_;

>>8109959
hey honestly if you do go into uni you should inform them of your girlname, being trans etc. when you apply (and not to send post to your dad with that name, obviously)
given it's gonna be another two years of female development by then, in all probability you'll be able to go pretty much stealth from uni onwards

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Hi, Nim.

>>8109945
I remember seeing this on /b/ ages ago. I would have tried it then but I was too meek and in too much denial
Now it occurs to me that putting super glue on your tinkler is probably a bad idea

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STOP BEING MEAN TO ME

>>8109945
What happens when you get hard?

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>>8109965
cis girls arent here reeee
>>8109966
i like the pink outlining on that pic
i have a thing for anything outlined with a colour other than black
>>8109970
no pls anon that will happen ;-;
>>8109974
i want to
voice is my biggest hurdle atm

>>8109981
Smiles
I'm jealous of your cuteness ;w;

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>tfw genuinely concerned I might just be bpd
>might be lack of identity, remember that I really didn't feel dysphoria when I was 18 and built like a god
>too erratic to really know
>don't know if this is because I forget what it's like to be on T

So should I tell my GP I'm self messing and trans? Or should I ask to be tested for bpd and get the drugs that make that go away so I'm no longer feeling fake transness?


Or is it one big gas light?

The thought of going back to normal guy makes me happy

>tfw normie pills

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru0K8uYEZWw

>>8109983
How can you be jealous when you're already cute? Hello?

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>ywn even girlmode in your life
end me

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>>8109986
Losing hope over here.

>>8109984
Oh look Amy's weekly breakdown begins.

>>8109986
But you're a cutie trashy.

>>8109985
I'm ugly :(
>>8109984
>self messing
OwO

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>>8109985
>>8109983
yea, it's MY job to be jelly

>>8110004
Im going to beat you up

>>8109994
;_:
>>8109995
But I'm 6'6'' eternal nvr pass mode

>>8109979
>What happens when you get hard?
if ur on hrt you dont/wont

>>8110010
Although you're slightly taller than I am, you have a thinner frame and way more feminine face. You're just a tall girl.

>>8109934
I think it's awesome that your grandma actually accepts you as a girl, even though her views are old fashioned~
Being a NEET forever sounds fine to me desu, but cleaning and doing laundry and stuff sounds meh though...

>>8110010
a cutie patooty

>>8109948
henlo
am new indeed
i was anon before though so i kinda know what's going on

>>8109981
>voice is my biggest hurdle atm
its still 2 years out, right?
youve plenty of time

>>8109986
>>8109994
See this is what distresses me.

One week the thought of never ever makes want to die

And then the next I'm like meh who cares lol


>>8109995
It makes sense. I got a lot of the symptoms and signs.

If I get an easy way out. Then I'll take it.

I'm too back and forth to reliably be allowed to "transition" and my parents will be much happy to have an insane son than a weird "daughter"

>failure to stabilise on hormone= Means I'm false trans

>>8109985
>How can you be jealous when you're already cute? Hello?
>carol
>cute
?

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>>8110008
do it, faggot.
come find me & beat me up.
i'm prolly one of the weakest people on /mtfg/, & it keeps getting worse by the week, so what have you got to lose?

>>8110022
:c

>barely slept 6 hours
>alarm isnt even for another 2
>get up anyway
>had a dream about being attacked by father and having him do painful stuff to my breasts then called me disgusting and kicked me out (again)

Is this some message to get my shit together and leave

>>8110022
His body is.. haven't seen much of his face

>>8110027
My face is uggo ;w;

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>>8110026
:(
(hugg)
good morning Nat?

>>8110021
>>8109984
Worth a shot
If you can get out of being trans with the bpd going away then go for it
You seem more comfortable as a male and seem like your involuntary trans

>>8110027
i've never seen his body
ive seen his face, and he's pretty fugly

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>>8109959
you're too cute, smiles.
tell me your secret

>>8110036
gud afternoon
I feel okay just incredibly tired as usual
Like you could push me over and I'd just fall over and lay on the floor for a few minutes and need to pull myself up with my bedpost

Wait so since Chara is gone does this mean I can use Natalie again

>>8110012
There's something wrong if you cease to get erections from hrt.

>>8110050
That's poorly worded

It's just much more difficult to get erections

If your T is low enough you won't get them spontaneously anymore

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>>8110045
You should use the name regardless of that twerp's presence.

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>bragging post
Pretrans wifey pic, 2015
>I can't wait until she's 'out' in public
I may be ugly as dick... but at least she likes having a real man to be with.

>>8110050
You shouldn't get random erections while you are walking around with your dick taped down.

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hi im here now

>>8110057
i still get morning wood even though my T is like 20 ng/dL does that make me AGP

>>8110045
:<
would you like some coffee and a nice cooked breakfast?
also better safe than sorry when dealing with Chara desu

>>8110050
Depends on the AA, for some it's normal.
On Cypro, haven't had an erection in weeks. Good feel.

>>8110059
Where
When
Why
Hi

>>8110053
It was going to be my legal name anyway but I meant instead of Seiryu.

>>8110063
mtfg
now
good question
hi

>>8110053
gumball, can you please call me a twerp as well.

>>8110061
I want a tranquilizer dart right into my forehead

Nahh.. I'm going to get up and get a coffee once I get the energy, so tired I can't even stand and walk.

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>>8110060
dreaming of lewd shit will still do that you filth

>>8110072
wtf im not lewd im pure dummy

>>8109984
Can confirm this is an option amy
Was on hrt for 4 months before I starting asking doc if I was bpd, quit hrt and started bpd drugs.
Walking back into masculinity "dysphoria" free is an amazing feeling

>>8110060
I'm agp and I don't get morning wood quit worrying so much nim