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nim thread

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>>8107920
>tempting me with AGP thoughts while my T is going up
Darn you

nim is straight thread

>>8107920

>mfw just ate a donut with pink (strawberry) frosting

What a coincidence.

>>8107913
uh probably like june 5/6-8

i was gonna do two days in france, two in the netherlands and two in germany

but idk where to go in germany now

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>>8107914
yeah they'll be good
i'll buy some vegan mayo too lol

but i'm really tired and feeling lazy and mcdonalds is closest

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>tfw no gf

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Le reminder le failed male all of you ngl tbqh

>>8107935
what kind of straighr

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>tfw no gf

>>8107943
likes boys

>>8107939
lani no

>>8107939
stop diluting the value of gaylanna posts

>>8107947
what kind

>>8107939
lani yes

When do I get my cis girl experience with ash?

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>>8107939
>tfw no bf

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>>8107944
>>8107939
>tfw gf

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>>8107933
>>8107939
>>8107944
Gay.

>>8107954
strong boys

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>>8107960
Normies get out.

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>>8107920
shit, i'm hungry.
i want doughnuts >o<

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>>8107961
Speaking of gf...

>>8107895
I didn't want that.
I'm sorry.
Things were complicated and I wanted a break from everything but given the stupid thing I did the previous night that wasn't particularly wise.

It was dumb and I had no reason to do it.
It gave the terf what they wanted, I broke my clean streak and I ended up causing drama.
Nothing good came of it.
If people want to look down on me and call me an attention whore because of it then that's ok. I deserve that.

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>tfw one day you'll be full time, your name legally changed to your girl name, in a loving relationship
One day we're all going to make it

>>8107968
I will hold you to those words!

>>8107963
you get in my bedroom so we can hang out and have fun reading books and stuff

>>8107965
stop bringing your relationships onto 4chan

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>>8107972
>bringing

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>>8107965
>>8107960
Post more Yuri

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>>8107966
you deserve a hug tbqdesu

>>8107962
how strong

>>8107968
Promise?

>>8107971
I believe in you anon ^^

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>>8107965
Hey~.
>>8107972
I mean, we're both on 4chan, in a blog-y thread. Hell, we *met* on here.

>>8107942
>Trying to become a regular """"infamous""""" poster
>Trying to be the next caraposter

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>>8107978
strong sweaty boys with muscles

I want a boyfriend
I want to be a cute neko femboy with a cute boyfriend

>>8107984
no those are pushy

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>>8107976
Sure~
>>8107981
<3

>>8107982
grinch was here before cara they are both stupid though

>>8107977
I deserve to be abused and treated like the piece of shit I am.

I ruin everything I touch.

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>>8107972
Oh gosh.

>>8107975
>branging

>>8107979
Promise :3

>>8107988
wtf I can't read moon runes

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>>8107976
kay

>>8107987
yeah pushy at the right times is a good thing

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>>8107976
So the effects of the drinking've stayed with you over night? Or are you drunk again?
>>8107988
<3

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>>8107976

>>8107999
no it's scary i don't like it

i like passive people like me

>>8107998
Das a dragon :D

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>>8107990
makes me feel good about myself really

i could be a whole lot fuckin worse

>>8107991
iktf but you really don't, nobody does not even grunchie-poo

things happen, and we grow from the experience. that's all we can hope for

is hrt why I want to be held almost all the time?

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>>8107992
Shut up ho
>>8107995
Ye but you get the point
>>8108001
<3

>>8108003
you need a strong but gentle and understanding boy

okay so i got weighed at the doctors office and it said 150lbs whixh without clothes on is probably like 146-147lbs

so i gained 4lbs

is that good

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>>8108001
Yeah...
I'm drunk..
...That's right

>>8108006
it's given me cudd cravings, ye x-x

>>8108010
i gained about that same amount as well but i still feel gross

>>8108008
no that'd make me scared if they were strong

>>8108013
Same bish

>>8108014
:(

Alines hates me and I don't know why and it makes me sad

>>8108019
I guess that just means cuddles are amazing now when you do get them :)

I wanna be a cute boy

>>8108021
alines is neuroatypical so she can be confusing at times don't worry too much

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>>8108007
Oh ok.

>>8108021
I think the airlines hate everybody though.

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>>8108007
Cutie. <3
>>8108013
It's okay Gaylanna, I believe you.
>>8108021
It's okay Nat.

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>>8108010
that's not bad, what's your target? 160 seems pretty good for your height

>>8108023
You're gonna love cuddling, Nim. Trust me its amazing I hope you find someone someday

>>8108023
time needs to go faster

>>8108021
a lot of people hate me and i don't know why and it's the worst, you feel like you're just inherently bad and can't do anything right

my nephew turned 13 today

he's a teenager

i remember meeting him when he was chummy lil baby

he's growing up ;-;

>>8108035
get her on blockers asap

is your name actually good? they swap bodies or something? sounds like it would just be terrible and cringy especially for transpeople watching

>>8108031
that seems too fat :(

>>8108032
i have someone but unfortunately she's far away >>8108033

>>8108033
august or January!

>>8108038
I'll make sure it's this year! ><

>>8108041
>>8108042

I am keeping count of the times I have been referred to as a woman by strangers. It's happened 5 times in the last month. Doing this feels pretty sad, but also pretty good desu

>deliver to a guy that has a dog
>dog is wearing cone of shame
>owner tells me the dog had his balls cut off
>can't explain why I can't stop giggling the whole time

>>8108049
were you imagining kayla wearing a cone of shame?

w2b bf to pound me
>>8108049
>tfw pets got orchis but I haven't
>>8108035
Young people need to stop getting older desu

You are all failed males

>>8108051
Hahaha no I have an orchi scheduled in 2 months but now that I imagine that I'm smiling like a dork while driving

tfw no failed male gf

>>8108064
you havent dated me yet, and I am the biggest failure of a male

>>8108070
Youre the biggest failure of humanity

i have the hiccups ama

>>8108073
see

>>8108058
Can you pound my failed male butte
>>8108075
Boo
Did that fix it

So I read that frozen Anna is going to commit suicide.
I guess she decided to LET IT GO.

YEAHHHHHHHHHH

i learned a funny japanese term まぐろ means tuna but it also means person who lays inactive during intercourse

>>8108093
did you know that there's also a disney movie called frozen with a character named anna who sings a song called "let it go"?

>>8108097
That's the joke.jpg

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surgery never ever

>>8108101
maybe if you constantly complain about it on 4chan it will come sooner

>>8108100
you that's funny because there's also a popular meme taken from a simpsons episode in which simpsons character rainier wolfcastle utters the phrase "that's the joke" in a deadpan manner

that's crazy, such a wild coincidence

>>8108101
you don't know that!

>>8108036
this

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that feel when you make your gf cum
unf

hello i am gay

>>8108036
>>8108118
he's a good kid

>>8108123
trannyness is genetic though, so if you and your dad were both trannies...

>>8108117
it seems really unlikely

>>8108121
hi im super gay

>>8108128
no choice worrying about things you don't know for sure of

i wanna make you stop worrying :(

>>8108128
go to school, get a good job, take out loan for surgery

>>8108127
my dad wasn't a tranny!!!

and im an transtrender who's projected her feeling of depression on transgenderism

>>8108137
>her
your facade cracked

>>8108132
it's hard to not think of it

>>8108137
didn't your dad buy a preschool to feel like a mommy to all the children

>>8108142
ill cudd it away uwu

>>8108144
he bought one to start a business!!!

>>8108135
I probably cry too much to manage that

>>8108138
it's true tho

>>8108146
that would help a lot...

>>8108148
I cry slots and school is going alright

>>8108144
I'm going to hell for laughing at this running joke every time.

>>8108152
this year :)

>>8108144
im reading the manga sunny right now and i kind of want to be one of the ladies who helps take care of the kids

>>8108162
same with nims dad tbqh
its actually very cute and sweet

>>8108156
good thing there is no hell

>>8108166
MY DAD WAS NOT TRANS

>>8108172
where is the proof

>>8108174
he had two kids and was a manly man

>>8108154
maybe when I'm less fragile :(

>>8108185
you banked sperm to have kids some day

>>8108185
robin's dad was trans, shakira's dad was trans, there are others whose parent have admitted to having trans feelings face it its very likely trans has at least some genetic component.

tits really hurt today tbqh

>>8108187
so

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>>8108121
Hey gay, I'm also very gay.

>>8108186
my fragile little eva

i gotta take care of her

>>8108207
><

>>8108195
no im a transtrender

>>8108211
i gotta cudd her and tell her everywhere is gonna be okay and hold her hand so she doesn't get lost in big bad New York :3

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transtrender pride worldwide

>>8108214
me too so what

>>8108214
>chemically castrating yourself because its trendy

>>8108223
Same

>>8108226
a recent study has shown that SRS is actually agp

im a transblender

>>8108226
no im just dumb

>>8108232
no you're not :(

>>8108224
so my trannyness isn't genetic

stuff happening in chechnya is making me feel bad

>>8108234
when have i said anything smart on here

>>8108237
what if you father was a transtrender too

nim is trans because of bigotry

>>8108238
yeah its pretty scary
islam tends to be pretty cancerous, no other major modern-day religion consistently does extreme shit like that

>>8108241
i don't think that existed until recently tho

>>8108247
she was a trans-pre-trender maybe

>>8108244
ehh I think it has more to do with awful and extreme conditions and not something intrinsic to islam (anymore than other abrahamic religions)

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>>8108229
oh
>tfw want srs
>tfw agp all along


>>8108230
I'm transbender

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It's the end of the world as we know itttttttt

>>8108254
I kinda dislike all religion honestly
partially I think its used to simply justify bigotry, but I also definitely think it can create it as well

still there aren't any modern day christian countries with public executions, as bad restrictions to women, etc

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this is a cool image

>>8108264
what happened now

>exhaustion and doubt beginning to settle in
>realizing I can't possibly work 80 hours a week for a year
>hopelessness coming back
>feeling once again that I'll be stuck here forever

The burst of energy and optimism I had wore out fast. Heck it all.

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>>8108269
Norks mighta launched something

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i just burned my hand on the pan because i'm fuckin retarded

but i'm about to have french fries so it's still a win

>>8108266
>I kinda dislike all religion honestly
>partially I think its used to simply justify bigotry, but I also definitely think it can create it as well
I agree.

that is true but I think you to remember most (all?) christian countries are wealthy and advanced through stuff like colonialism, imperialism etc. a lot of islamic countries are completely fucked and I think would still be completely fucked if you were able to go back through history and replace islam with some other religion.

>>8108271
can you take a loan or something?

>>8108284
qatar, saudia arabia, and the UAE are some of the richest countries in the world and still have human right violations built-in to the laws of their countries
idk I don't think it can be a coincidence

of course if you just read the bible I'd agree its horrible and says some really fucked up stuff but its followers at least in this modern age don't do what it says like muslims do

wtf thread is 2 dead
we need to get this shit POPPIN

>>8108280
Im glad the story had a happy ending!

>>8108286
Hmm I could get a personal loan but I don't know what to use it on. My main issue is I need work experience to secure a job out of state. And that just takes time.

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>>8108298
I'm busy.

>>8108297
didn't they gain their wealth just in like the last 50 years though? also a lot of shit in that region was fucked with the ottoman empire, stuff that happened in ww1, and 'neo-colonialism' or whatever.

not trying to like excuse the fucked up shit they do but there are different causes than just islam I think.

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>>8108298
same desu

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what is this haircut called?

>>8108302
oh sorry I thought the problem what that you needed money for orchi. yeah work experience sux ://

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>>8108298

>>8108319
cool food

>>8108320
Delusions of Relevancy Coiffure.

>>8108318
yes I suppose thats a good point
I've met many muslim people who were perfectly nice people, its certainly not impossible for someone to follow islam while holding western values

can't decide if I want to eat something else

It would either be some cold tofu, toast with jam, or popcorn.

>>8108319
what kind of dressing do you usually use on your salads/salad-like things?

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>>8108326
it's yumm

>>8108331
tofu perhaps

>>8108334
i get a lot of mileage out of balsamic vinaigrette, like tonight's

but i also have a soy ginger vinaigrette i like that's really low calorie, and a goddess dressing that ain't half bad either

if i'm doing my "taco" salad i'd say the dressing is my picante, refried beans and tapatio.. not exactly conventional but that's the role it fulfills

>>8108322
Oh naw. I'll have the money for an orchi in 5 weeks or less and it's scheduled in 7-9. My issue is finding a way to sustain myself once I move out, the sooner the better. Going to work like a slave for a bit, get my licensing in another state, move away from my awful parents.

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>>8108350
great plan :)

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>TFW You look in the mirror and the person you see looking back looks like someone you've never seen before but you know is you.

>tfw you feel the loneliness creeping in

>>8108298
>we need to get this shit POPPIN
There is literally nothing wrong with being a transbian

when I finally finish the million other things I need to read/watch should i start with jojo anime or manga

>>8108353
It's really hard. I feel dead on my feet. The tiredness runs bone deep now. I wish I could just go back to school while on hormones and just move away later with a degree. Sigh.

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um shit i'm probably not getting enough vitamin Bs in my diet

score another win for my therapist (who is leaving and i'll only have one or two more sessions with)

>>8108356
>tfw you see a kinda cute femboy with an ok body in the mirror but your brain insists you're just disgusting and worthless

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why is it that when transgirls do well for themselves, they make me super dysphoric but cis girls doing the same thing only makes me mildly dysphoric?

>>8108377
get nutritional yeast

>>8108367

I suggest doing both and seeing which you like more. That's what I did.

>>8108377
Like the person I see in the mirror looks mostly like an effeminate boy just barely to bully to be a femboy.

>>8108381
mby you can better relate to trans girls and are more able to imagine yourself doing the same

>>8108357
Ask it to leave

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>>8108388
yeah i'm gonna pick some up tomorrow, it's pretty much just the b12 i'm not getting enough of.. maybe .5mcg/day from my hemp milk

>>8108393
desu i think my standards are kind of low

my subconscious (or uh, whatever part of my cognition is telling me the person i see isn't myself) is probably close to the truth

>>8108399
it doesn't wanna leave, it's just sitting there and won't go away desu

i hate being alive but im scared of dying

>>8108422
find things that make life worth it
I believe in you anon

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>tfw transtender

>>8108429
trenders run the community now
truscum are all being gatekept and suiciding

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>>8108429
if i earn enough gbp can i get some transtendies

what subgroup of lgbt hates us the most

>>8108415
hugg

>>8108445
L

>>8108434
community is a trender myth

>>8108445
t

>>8108445
Hates MtFs? Cis lesbians. Alternatively: >>8108452

>>8108452
anne do you hate the nim in lgbtnim

>get mad when people call me he
>get mad when people call me she
>get mad when people call me them

There is no winning this game

>>8108456
it doesn't belong and it hAS TO GO!

>>8108460
Why do you get mad at them now?

>>8108454
What about gay men? Aren't tons of them misogynistic and transphobic?

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Bae likes sushi and I don't.
How do i learn to like cold fishie??

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>>8108429
me too

>>8108465
They're probably second.

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>tell ash I haven't taken estrogen for a few days
>she gives this to me and tells me to be a good girl

>>8108474
is that a patch or a bandaid after butt injection

>>8108469
Not ever having had sushi idk, but aren't there a lot of rolls and dishes that doesn't have fish too?

>>8108445
It goes:
L
G
T
B

>>8108469
sushi barely tastes like anything tho

>>8108469
Eat pussy

>>8108463
It's so nonspecific and plural do you not remember me getting triggered

>>8108477
I dunno, alls i know is he gave me a bite of a $50 tiny peice of poke and i almost threw up

>>8108399

>tfw was hoping the thread took a turn for /x/

>>8108485
singular them has been used in english since the 14th century just saying

also the nonspecific is what i like about it lol

>>8108482
Ehh your taste buds must be fried since sushi has a very strong taste, almost overwhelmingly

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>>8108469
aburi salmon nigiri, teriyaki chicken maki roll

>>8108486
;_;

>>8108476
Lewd

>>8108485
Nonspecific sure but what >>8108490 said, it's an established usage. And no, I don't? Besides, I thought it was the thing that triggered you the *least*.

>tfw my moeblobs are spreading

>>8108503
gross

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>>8108486
was it served with rice or just the fish by itself?
fish by itself means it was sashimi, usually sushi is more palatable because the rice balances the flavour

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>>8108507

>>8108498
that did not answer my question at all

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>>8108460
you're left with meme pronouns .__.

>>8108469
uh, douse it in wasabi and soy sauce?

are you eating nigiri or maki

>>8108474
ash is such a sweetie

>>8108501
It still irritates me okay

>>8108515
Yes

I am eating popcorn that comes pre popped and flavoured in a big bag I bet ellen pag- whoops I mean nim would be very unimpressed.

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>>8108520
Fine.

>>8108521
you are mean

>>8108519
I don't care for that xir bullshit either

How about I just disappear and nobody refer to me or speak to me again

It's the only way to avoid this bullshit

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>tfw can't go remove norks

>>8108536
this is going to be the biggest cultural paradigm shift for a nation since the reunification of Germany

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>>8108536
fucking loser fantasizing about killing people of glorious north korea you go fuck yourself and be nuked you son of doggy camp whore

ugh fuck ceramic stovetops
they stain and get scratched so easily and then they're just ruined

>>8108508
It was in a salad
Thank jebus the places hes gone to for sushi makes normie teriyaki chicken bowls for stupid pleb girls like me

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>>8108540
I need to fight for South Korea so my sister's K-pop idols will be safe

>>8108543
>sushi
>in salad
What the fuck this is as stupid as Elanna's sushi and pancakes idea or whatever it was

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>>8108544
your sister is a stupid slut and you will die screaming on the bayonets of couragous warriors of Juche! but first you will watch them have their way with her and you will weep like little bitch

>>8108544
bring me back some kimchi

>>8108548
I think it was pancakes with curry lol

>>8108541
True story my mom bought a brand new 5k ceramic top stainless stove and the first meal we had I was cooking and I set the pot of spaghetti noodles down too and shattered it. Thank goodness for insurance

So how many of y'all can cook answer honestly

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i accidentally bumped my tiddie.
it really hurt ;~;

also, tfw no androgynous bf

>>8108555
not really

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>>8108548
it's poke, not really sushi

>>8108554
desu that was probably a manufacturing defect if it was brand new

>>8108555
i'm okay at it

>>8108548
I dunno sushi but my bf loves poke salad with raw jap waters tuna

It felt like chewing on a severed clit soaked in cold pussy juice >_< yuck

>>8108555
Does reheating things, putting a salad together, or turning a rice cooker on count as cooking?

>>8108550
>tfw no tactical tractors

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>>8108555
I'm a pretty decent cook desu
>tfw no bf to make dinner for

>>8108543
you should try the pork katsudon bowl :)
or a katsukare

>>8108573
Lol no, my bravest step I'm willing to take into chink cuisine is duck

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>>8108544
Hell with kpop, we must save Yeson!

>>8108554
Kinda reminds me of this

>>8108555
Yes and I try to expand my repertoire frequently

>>8108576
I think you mean "nip"
pork katsudon bowl is a pork or chicken filet, breaded, fried, then simmered in an onion broth and covered in a beaten egg served over rice... its very good.

katsukare is as above, except instead of an egg and onion broth, its covered in japanese curry which is very mild and sweet

>grab nipple
>intense shockwave of pleasure
w-wew
What did they mean by this
>>8108576
Get braver desu

>>8108555
I'm really good at it.
It's my job

this book smells nice

>>8108564
Eh.. to each their own. The taste and texture of fish, especially raw fish isn't for everyone. Love it or hate it sort of thing. Nips and gooks love sushi so much they have farmed the pacific ocean dry of any edible fish. God I miss Seoul and Tokyo and getting raw tuna right off the boat.

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>>8108544
better enjoy k pop before they get nuked off the map

>>8108555
i can make tasty shit but i don't bother to do anything but fry

>>8108596
*sniff*

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>>8108555
I can, nobody likes it tho

>>8108608
ellen pag- whoops I mean nim, please do not smell my book.

>>8108614
i do not look like ellen page

>>8108617
incorrect.

>>8108619
how do i

>>8108612
I'd eat your food, sheen. :3 too bad we're an ocean apart.

someone please tell me to have a nice day im gonna be okay and im pretty

>>8108621
Ellen page = cute
nim = cute

Transitive property

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>>8108621

>>8108555
I made ash's family a real fettuccine Alfredo tonight, it was a little bad ass

Topic shift.

Anyone else get pissy when everyone you know calls you the braves person they know? Its kinda insulting. My bio dad said it in random convo last week, my brother said it in text a few days ago, my cousin said it, my mom just said it over the phone. Wtf?

>>8108625
*rubs your tummi*

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>>8108625
have a pretty day! you're okay. you're gonna be nice :D

>>8108625
beep, you are a very pretty girl, everything is going to be okay, and you are going to have a great day.

>>8108629
ellen page = smol
nim = not smol

therefore

nim != ellen page

>>8108631
i dont see it desu

>>8108634
I'm super pissed that ash keeps calling me a woman

>>8108633
how were her parents?

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>>8108639
ellen page = gay
nim = gay
∴
nim = ellen page
quod erat demonstrandum

>>8108642
she drugged you up too

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>>8108634
So far the only person who has said it was my step mom.
>mfw

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what's the point of the facebook .onion if it just constantly reloads in tor browser

i just wanna find a place to live dammit

>>8108651
i wanna ride that ele

>>8108644
Literally the nicest people I've ever met and naturally just called me their other daughter the first time we talked

>>8108658
>naturally just called me their other daughter the first time we talked
No offense but that's hella creepy

>>8108651
I'm like super giddy rn, what was in that stuff

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>>8108658
isn't it weird when you meet people's family and they're really kind and not dysfunctional

i sort of assume they're just putting me on

>>8108667
Well in context the grocery delivery guy called me that first

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>>8108667
Um no, my parents love my friends and treat them like family because they are kind loving people.

tfw cant show ur friends ur family bc theyre all crazy

tfw no ash mom mom

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>>8108673
Get her

>>8108678
tfw family cant show you to their friends because youre crazy

>>8108673
>kind loving people.
I wish I knew what that was like. I failed the life lottery and ended up with abusive parents ;_;

>>8108678
also this

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>roommate comes home
>surreptitiously remove earrings

>>8108678
iktf

solved it by just not having friends

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>>8108679
My mom is amazing, anyone who calls me friend she loves and accepts. <3

>>8108683
Stahp I don't want to feel these feels

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>>8108679
You're here in spirit

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>>8108680

>>8108687
that's really sweet :)

>>8108691
how's lil genevieve doin

>>8108671
>grocery delivery guy called me that first
"Here are your groceries... daughter"
Thats equally creepy.

>>8108673
Guess im used to my bfs dad wanting to hang me because he's a super hateful Christian. Its been 6 months and he doesn't speak to me and says " hey ____ is your buddy going to be here long" when he talks to my bf. Worst part is he thought i was cis at first and was nice right untill i laighed at dinner and then the jig was up

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>>8108641
literally 1 million hours in gimp to make this

>>8108696
What's creepy is deciding your gender based on your fetishes

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>>8108690
>>8108683
Sowwy *hugg*

>>8108697
So nim is prettier hen Ellen page

>>8108700
lmao kayla

is everyone on 4chan a repressing train >>>/b/729206259

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>>8108696
Well my mom would accept you so please don't ever call them creepy because they are a strong support system that works towards helping LGBT people and even has let many stay that had no where to go.

>>8108700
Fuck you jerk. Whats creepy is mooching off the world and getting every surgery handed to you so you can live like a women meanwhile people like me live in fucking misery and want to die every second because i will never get to have your wonderful girly life.

>>8108712
kys kayla

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okay goodnight!

Hello would anyone in Michigan like to hang out in June

I will pay you if necessary

Please don't rape me

>>8108716
Naw, I'm trying every day to work towards proving you fucks wrong

>>8108717
nim, please do not disregard my hard work it took me so long to make this >>8108697

>>8108712
For once I actually agree with Kayla. Gaye is super obnoxious on purpose about being a spoiled rich man that can afford every thing for no work and only posts here to rub everyone else's nose in it.

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>>8108717
Goodnight nim ily <3

>>8108724
Marry me

>>8108724
Hi drake

>>8108724
thats what kayla does too tho lol

also put your trip back on kayla

>>8108723
okay sorry

ellen page looks masc as fug in that picture

i guess i kinda see it

also wtf align the pictures

:3

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>>8108720
don't kys but maybe chill out, faye's life has absolutely no bearing on your own

you'll be happier if you learn to appreciate the successes of others instead of wallowing in envy & resentment

tfw not masc af

>>8108735
I tried my best and that was my best effort after like 10 minutes of work ;_;