• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
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>>8105317
nim thread
>>8105317
How do I become her? Serious question.
you're supposed to put tgg and/or trans girl general in the name so they sperg out
Why is Shakira so rude?
c/p from last thread
>>8105314
<3 Ana sister
I meant triple digits in pounds but I think that was clear
My moms trying really hard to get me to recover, she took my scales away and started driving over daily to bring me food. I'm really scaring her :(
>>8105329
first you need to get the opposite of that Michael Jackson surgery
>>8105329
weighted lunges, squats, diet, perm, revitiligo, breast aug
>>8105320
/mtfwalk/ general
i came out to my mom about 6 months ago, have asked her to at the very least just call me by my nickname instead of my obviously male name, since she doesn't want to refer to me as her daughter.
she hasn't tried shit, not even stopping with the male pronouns nor has she ever called me by my name. still thinks I'm being selfish for taking mones and doesn't believe me when I say I've always been like this
do i just give up on having a relationship with her? dad is supportive, so at least I wouldn't be 100% out in the cold
W-who said I was white?
>>8105337
what is your height
>>8105352
i suggest stabbing her with aids infected needles
>>8105326
how many of each and how long cardio and how many days a week and what do you do before and after and how do you feel now do you think it's helped?
>tfw the doctor and nurses are just eating hoagies in front of you and chatting when you have an appointment
if you don't have a hanging earlobe you can flick and wiggle around then idk how you live with yourself tbdesu
>>8105347
anyone else feel like estrogen made them naturally act a bit more feminine somehow?
also I wonder if it's possible to spot repressing trannies from their body language
ive seen gumball and she's black as night
>>8105387
yeah kinda
i think my hips have rotated a bit so i walk with my hips now and my butt sticks out kinda
if i was more outgoing id probably talk with my hands more too but ive suppressed getting excited about stuff because it releases my annoying side and i start rambling
If you find out a guy you're dating has dated a tranny before does that make him a chaser? And if so, is being such a chaser sooo horrible?
>>8105387
of course e makes you feel more femme
i dunno how much body language really translates, but i do remember asking a parent why some other dad in church crossed their legs like a girl and being told some guys just crossed their legs like that... and i've crossed my legs knee-to-knee ever since
>>8105388
oh so just regular vitiligo and she needs something to relax her hair
>>8105392
wait
perm and revitiligo are back on teh table
>>8105402
i think the issue with chasers is the same as mansluts who only date cis girls except like 10x worse
they're likely to utilize prostitutes/engage in other risky behavior, will never respect you as a person, etc.
>>8105402
does it matter?
if you like him and he likes you, be together, if not, then don't
>>8105365
5'6".
I'm 92lbs
Well probably more at this point with how much my mom is feeding me and I can't weigh myself to find out exactly. It's actually freaking me out a bit that I can't measure myself
>tfw made 90$ in tips today
wew waitressing is p fun. a hotel guest was even nice enough to buy me breakfast
>tfw one of the only things keeping you going is the hope of getting FFS so you can look in the mirror without feeling disgusted
>>8105423
Not bad at all, in how many hours?
>>8105431
5 hr shift
>>8105410
I dunno if I can handle others trying to touch my hair all the time, though. I would probably straighten it again.
>>8105368
>>8105336
Mh... I'm pretty inconsistent with regularly doing them, I tend to forget one or two days now and then.
Three sets of 1 minute planks, two or three sets of squats 10 holding 3 seconds paralel to the ground. I said cardio but that was a mistake, I do dynamic warm ups and I guess I jump rope but that's just because I like doing it.
At first planks made my abs super stiff, but now I don't really notice much change. I'm pretty sure the first results were just abusing my muscles a bit.
No changes in anything mood related.
>>8105435
Cool, are you saving it?
>>8105426
She took my scale that I keep in the bathroom and the scale I keep im the kitchen and she even took the spare one I keep hidden in my bedroom closet I didn't know she even knew about that one
>>8105432
I like... Want to let my mom feed me and get into recovery, like there's a part of my brain that is being rational. But the irrational part that wants me to stop eating has been getting louder all week :(
My family and friends do that too, I wish they would stop looking down on my and feeling sorry for me
>>8105402
We hate chasers because they try to keep you less feminine than optimal and will be psychos. If he's sane then it doesn't matter.
>>8105442
yeah all my money goes toward rent and bills these days
Are y'all still here?
I've developed a bad habit.of going hard on mtfg before bed
>>8105441
I keep talking with you, I just didn't see a new thread link in the old thread.
>>8105456
yeah i'm still here avoiding real life, gonna go do some cardio soon though
>>8105438
>parallel
why no a2g
>>8105445
Maybe we can find an erotic angle to being looked down upon.
>>8105465
Which one were you
>>8105465
I was told a2g is better for the butt but it feels too akward and hard, I keep doubting if I'm doing it wrong.
Like, the first time I was explained paralel style it was by a class mate who had a pretty big pure muscle butt, so I don't think it matters that much.
>>8105456
iktf
the worst is when you get drawn into an interesting conversation when you can barely stay awake
>>8105471
the anti-car ideologue that always posts cute aminals
i should probably add more pics soon
>>8105466
Wew that would be swell
But my sex drive is at zero. I don't think my body has the energy to spare on horniness
I was also the kind of nut job who logged my bf's cum in my calorie tracker when I gave head lol
>pic
She was my favorite from sun/moon ^w^
>>8105476
O, was that about beep's ignition?
Tbh, getting a new ignition cylinder and plugging it in just takes a screwdriver and some needle nose pliers in 30 minutes or less.
Traveling far on a bike in bad weather would suck tho
Someone stick a monster sized dong in my butt hole right now please
>>8105488
No u
>>8105491
Top me valq
Fucc mee
Sorry that happened nim ppl treat us really weird.. You just have to be confident in what it doing and try not to let buttholes bother you :/
>>8105487
with the right gear it's just an adventure really
also you want to live in a city desu
i remember having some difficulty with my first car's ignition and its interaction with the interlock but it was a fairly rare old audi so i dunno how different things are with more normal cars
>>8105488
put a zucchini in there
>tfw always had this elaborate image of a girl in my head of the perfect girl and what she was like
>tfw realize that's just who i wanted to be
>tfw turning into this girl now
transitioning is pretty cool senpai
>>8105503
Agp af
>>8105503
actually its really fucking strange and hard to understand
>>8105479
I never kept track of calories, that's a bit more dedicated than just not eating...
>>8105495
My face is very sunken yeah ;-; I know like objectively speaking I look really bad but it's like an internal struggle between the sane and insane parts of my brain. Insane is winning
>I was keeping track of like how many sticks of gum i had though
Heh hehh I do this. I also keep track of the calories in my estrogen pills (1.5kcal each). Wish they didn't put sweetener in it
>>8105503
P
G
A G P
(same tho)
>>8105509
wait what is?
>>8105511
Well yeah but how will you know if you need to punish yourself for having something too calorie dense if you don't track??
At this point I almost can't not track, I know everything off the top of my head and am a pretty good judge of volume, and I just know in my head what I had all day.
>>8105503
Sort of same but there are more than a few things I can't really acomplish. Like being tiny and cute.
>>8105519
transitioning, being transgender etc
>>8105503
agp tbqh
Sup my sissybois?
>>8105518
Wow trutrans scum, probably even like men fking Filthy elitist HSTS meme propagater, go to hell. You're the kind of person that stopped me and my sisters from transitioning till after we had kids and married.
>>8105525
so be an amazon and get snu snu!
>>8105529
AAAAAAAH
>>8105523
That's a talent at least. I just don't eat, or if I'm hungry I eat a bit if salt for the crunchiness.
I'm trying to fix it, but I end up falling on not doing stuff.
>>8105529
Heyyy daddy give me your cock please, I love cummies.
DAMN my nips just keep getting more sensitive
I had thought for sure they couldn't feel any better
>>8105526
true
like becoming more feminine feels natural and right but when you start thinking about it and how differently cis males probably think and feel it is pretty weird
>>8105538
No I'm one of you
>>8105536
Yeah I eat plain salt too at times. The body knows when it needs electrolytes.
I hope you find treatment anon :( it's not fun to live with. It's the same feeling as being trans except there's no hrt for anorexia
>>8105546
I'm convinced that they would look it too but they just have societal things telling them not to
I unironically believe that taking estrogen made me transgender and that I wasn't really born like this
>>8105534
How do you sound cute?
When I was like 15 people online said I sounded 40, now people say I sound cute. It's important to remember not to trust online intuition.
>>8105531
Yesterday I saw this girl like 6 feet tall, huge in every way including hips and ass, wearing yoga pants. It was like hard not to look at her. I don't want that, I want to be skinnuer than my bones allow.
I so many kitties >.<
>>8105550
>hrt for ana
cannabis mebbe?
>>8105503
tfw don't know this feel :(
>>8105558
You crap your pants the next day. I think I lost weight when I used to smoke every day.
>>8105558
Mm no that would be like a pill for trans people that makes you okay with your birth sex. Hrt for ana would be like a pill that lets you be as skinny as you want without all the health problems and dying
hi i guess i feel a bit better now
how r u mtfg
>>8105512
maybe you need to try therapy. I have no idea how effective it is but I guess it helps some people.
also I used to be able to do that track the calories in my head thing but I guess I don't anymore. I've stopped keeping track and mostly eat whatever but I still haven't really gained weight. I guess its like part of me is trying to gain a bit of weight to try to not look so gross but then another part of me is freaking out and feeling like a disgusting fatass
>>8105557
YOU ATE SO MANY KITTIES??!!
>>8105563
orrrr being trans makes you kill yourself and hrt helps prevent that
and ana also makes you kill yourself and an appetite stimulant could help prevent that
>>8105576
K Y S
Y
S
tfw the doctor was puzzled as to why your hairline was regrowing
tfw she's making you get bloodwork before you can get finasteride
mixed feel kinda
>>8105555
yeah its pretty hard to imagine the mindset of someone who actually enjoys being as masculine as possible but I guess that's just part of being this way
>>8105567
Yeah, I guess you need to track calories to gain weight. I also eat whatever I want and a lot if the time I think I eat a lot, like my basic calories are like 1k, I should be gaininf weight fast with a normal diet, but my idea of normal has to be screwed.
>>8105575
sertii the doctor called my hair pretty
>>8105575
I wanna learn to sound tankie like my cute kouhai Sertii!!
ummm where is my fucc
>>8105555
also what made you start HRT in the first place? and yes it does make dysphoria a lot worse but also easier to deal with in a weird way
>>8105567
I was in therapy in the past but I started relapsing a couple months ago. I don't think there's a long term cure for an ED
>I guess its like part of me is trying to gain a bit of weight to try to not look so gross but then another part of me is freaking out and feeling like a disgusting fatass
Ahhhhhhhh yes this is how it is for me :( I hate it, I go back and forth every 10 minutes on "I want to recover" "no I want to be skinny" "no I need to gain wait because I'm ugly" "no dying of starvation would be such a fashionable way to go" etc.
>>8105573
What I mean is
The feelings you have as an anorexic are like the feelings you have as a trans person. But for trans people, the cure is to give into the feelings. For an anorexic person, if you give into the feelings you die. I want a cure that lets me give into the anorexia rather than one that will make me repress my anorexia
these are tasty af my senpaitachi
>>8105576
Die you dumb cunt, lmao. Fucking fags
>>8105593
touching tips and nips like in the good old days ?
>>8105585
well like I ate an entire frozen pizza yesterday but when I think back I probably still only had around 2k or a bit over for the whole day including that pizza
so I guess you are correct
>>8105596
>Repress anorexia
I never though of it like that, I love it!
>>8105591
sorry
>>8105603
>>8105603
I mean when there's no boys around and I've got a QT then you gotta make do right?
>>8105317
I find it depressing that as a black woman I will never have hair like that.
>>8105603
PHIEN!!
I super missed you! How are things going? Are you still on track of getting stronk?
>>8105590
i dunno the thing that locks the steering wheel/gear selector and is released by the ignition
thought that's what it was called
>>8105596
i'm sorry you've got to deal with that
several of my cousins were ana or bulimic and all but one have recovered and been stable for years
you can make it but not if you think it's impossible
>>8105609
Any time's morning if you've just gotten up!
Where do I find striped thigh high socks that fit when i'm 5'10 with a stupidly big foot size?
>>8105612
i tried to b.e myself and i just turned into a ratty nerd with a faggy voice
>>8105594
agp
I didn't used to consider myself trans but I certainly do now, I could never go off hormones and go back to being miserable and horny and angry all the time
>>8105593
i'm just saying but if you move to hawaii i'll give you the nata de coco
>>8105615
>idk but can i have some too
where in clearwater you at bb
I can be there in 45
>>8105623
I've met more than a few girls like that, it can be cute. Or if you can be cute on other aspects that's called gap moe.
reminder that this thread is not for gross erp so please take it elsewhere
>>8105623
but ur cute
>>8105606
Thanks :)
It is honestly the best comparison I can make for what it feels like being ana
>>8105618
I know I can, and I will
I hope your cousins actually are as stable as you think. I seemed pretty good for a year, I never got much over underweight threshold but I was there for like a year after treatment. But it ate at me (no pun intended) nonstop during that time and eventually I just broke down.
>>8105621
Sockdream or whatever that website is.
>>8105631
>this thread
>not for gross erp
pick ONE
>>8105628
Trashy World Tour being resumed!?
>>8105612
it's frizzy tho
but i got new shampoo so it's silky rn~
>>8105631
Is there not gross erp?
>>8105633
well in spanish we say sobre gustos no hay nada escrito by which i mean u have weird taste in girls but thats ok
>>8105625
same for me
everybody says estrogen gave them mood swings but it made mine go away
also i feel a lot more confident in myself now
>>8105621
thats about my height and just generic standard ones work fine for me
>>8105638
flufff
>>8105637
sure if you want
i'm just saying
if u want it
here it is
come and get it
>>8105618
No bb
>>8105641
i do have weird taste in girls i guess
people always said that about me
probably because i was a dyke and not a straight dude
>>8105652
I'm weird!
>>8105610
I love your take on things. you always have the best memes.
>>8105615
dox buck
>>8105609
its actually almost bed time.
in certain areas of Germany, Morgen (or moin) can mean hi as well.
we ve actually fixed our sleeping schedule and will go to bed in like an hour
>>8105616
yeeee
I became fat. I weigh 57 kg now
I am a literal tank now
wooooo
good feel
>>8105642
very very often I'll just feel so happy for no reason at all I just can't help but smile, sooo much more often than pre-hrt...I kinda feel embarrassed walking around smiling at nothing like an idiot in public but I do it anyway
overall I never expected hrt to make my life so much better
>>8105656
*is attracted to u*
>tfw you start thinking about the stuff that made you dysphoric last night
let's not
>tfw the failed male meme was real
>tfw dated a guy for 6 months but never felt sexually attracted to him now im dating a female.
The grinch was right...i really am just a failed straight male...
tfw hrt turns you into a cock-loving fagmo
>>8105652
>because i was a dyke and not a straight dude
What's the difference?
>>8105634
i think having kids gave them something healthier (for them) to control desu
>>8105651
oh
it's been... 15 years since then so forgive me senpai
i of course defer to your superior knowledge and experience
>>8105666
>lesbians are failed males
>>8105663
uwu
>>8105668
iktf. man dick is literally the best
is it bad if you're really attracted to like butch masc women types
>>8105658
>57kg
I know you're a few centimeters shorter than me but that's still nothing. Here's an Ana trick: since muscle weights more you can gain weight without looking bigger lifting a bit.
Still, congrats! Are you still planning on moving? Are you done with those pesky presentations for class?
>>8105670
You're not a lesbian lol
You're a straight man in a dress faggot
>>8105658
I cut all my weight and am going straight for the delicious hotties
>>8105668
hrt made me a lesbian
i mean i might potentially be attracted to men but they make me uncomfortable because it's really hard for me to connect with them emotionally
>>8105679
if I'm a straight man why do I gleefully put penises in my mouth
>>8105674
You're filtered btw
Youre too gross to even see posting.
>>8105684
Because it validates your delusion that you're a female when you're not. Im trugay i know when someones attracted to men.
>>8105685
good call
he's a gross dude
>>8105687
qt guys give me butterflies in my stomach though
welp i'm off to ride for an hour or two
just ignore the fuckass trolls y'all, they're stupid af
>>8105687
>>8105679
you already posted your nerd voice on clyp m8
you lost all hope of being taken seriously when you did that.
if you were an actual successful and attractive deep voiced gay man, then it might have been different, but no, your a nasely nerd voiced submissive.
>>8105659
what game?
>>8105557
so tell us is ash cis or not
>>8105695
Is my voice attractive?
>>8105694
>i dont want to hear the truth so im going to go outside
I literally made your life better.
>>8105688
Disgusting...
>>8105695
>nasally nerdy submissive
Lmao no shit im submissive im a twinky sassy faggot. Im legit attracted to men. You're all posers and attrsctive men to you are ones that look as much like a girl as possible.
>>8105695
>taking grinch seriously
what
>>8105702
ive never listened
>>8105677
I am doing crunches and shrimp squats regularly, I am so much stronger than I used to be, its pretty insane.
>>8105681
wew!
so forceful
>>8105658
wtf don't dox me
>>8105702
hey shakira, I'm not black but can I use to nigger-word or would it be considered offensive?
>tfw you talk to the nutritionist while holding a bag of popcorn
i made an appointment, im not gonna eat like a weirdo anymore :)
>>8105713
did you use your girlvoice?
>>8105712
>masctop chaser calling me ugly
Lol why are chaserd literally failed straight men judging another mans voice?
>>8105713
i like popcorn too but not in the autistic way you do
>literally rides her bike every day
i'm out for real imoutos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52-HWhvAMm4
mtfg theme song
>>8105709
CONSTANTLY FLUCTUATING HORMONES AND REPRESSION HAVE DESTROYED ME IT NEEDS TO STOP
>>8105733
Why did you detrans?
>>8105709
What's the eta for a Phien who lifts people over her head a thriws them around like a beat'm'up?
>>8105719
no im calling you a submissive who should know their place.
i am more than a chaser. i savour muscled men and mtfs, twinks alike, men far beyond your own league because you lack the masculinity to attract them.
the fact that you are a "sassy" gay puts you on the same levels of mtf, you are simulating being a women.
now i like sassy gays. but only because i enjoy breaking them and making them admit they are fuckmeat
>>8105733
you know what kind of people have fluctuating hormones
queers
queers do
>>8105734
>no why would i
idk maybe because you're a GIRL
>>8105735
Because I was eternal NEVER PASS mode and I wanted better job prospects
But then I realized its better to NEVER PASS and be a qt femboy while claiming welfare and suffering less dysphoria
hello mtfg I'm a girl and i'm reallyyyy gay
>>8105739
You should just transition
>>8105745
ok me too
is that okay
i need communism because
i love all the ladies
>>8105733
haven't we warned you not to detransition?
how many times have you been warned now?
why didn't you believe us.
if you are cis, it is much better to never transition in the 1st place.
now you're paying the price of not listening
>>8105742
don't look like one
>>8105744
Nigga you did pass. And you can be a tranny and on benefits too you know.
>>8105736
I am not lifting weights, just strengthening core and lower body.
I am probably still weaker than the average girl my height.
However, if I cant find a jerb after uni Imma start working out hardcore and try to army
>>8105745
same
I wish grandma was still alive bc my family is going CRAZY and they all hate me
>>8105745
Sertii
I'm a failed male and I want cock in me so baD SO FUCKING BAD
GOD I NEED COCK RIGHT NOW I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I NEED COCK I NEED COCK COCK COCK COCKCOCK COCK COCK COOOOOOOOOCK
>>8105746
im the one who makes boys transition. just ask one of my exes (rip lol)
think you have the strength to fight me off while i force estrogen tablets down your sissy throat?
>>8105751
hey nim I made this meme for you do you like it
>>8105697
overwatch the new event thingy
>you lived to see Mirielle-kun become evil
>you lived to see Mirielle-kun become agp
>>8105764
>i force estrogen tablets down your sissy throat?
hot
>>8105761
wtf are you ok???
take girl pills and the cocklust will go away
i was like this too pre-hrt
>tfw you put on makeup and it just makes you feel more honnish but people keep calling you ma'am
AM I DETACHED FROM REALITY YET
>>8105752
>Nigga you did pass
Lmao who to trust
Me the person who was never gendered female ever
Or you whom'st only sees webcam pics of me
>>8105761
haha this is p relatable content
>>8105757
>tfw grandma is dying
>>8105771
wew
>>8105761
How far would you go?
>>8105753
I remember you saying something like standing up long enough to cook was too taxing on your legs. I'm glad your life is improving, congrats!
>>8105766
haha this is good
>>8105771
>tfw girlpills made me want cock ;~;
>>8105775
(hugg)
my grandad is dying too and I'll probably need to turn up to christmas dinner and hope I don't get outed because otherwise the shock would probably kill him and then my family will have a real reason to hate me
D:
>>8105778
oh dont worry, the last thing my life is doing is improving, lol.
>>8105771
I am NOT okay.
Are you sure that will abate my apatite and not just make me want COCK even more?
>>8105761
so i guess this means you wont be my bf
>>8105771
>take girl pills and the cocklust will go away
WRONG
tfw no cocklust :]
>>8105771
actually it was the opposite for me
>>8105786
NOPE.
>>8105766
IT'S FOOD AUTISM O' CLOCK
>>8105771
it's okay sertii, this was my experience too
w-what does buttsex feel like?
anything I need to know before?
>>8105761
TFW YOU WANT COCK BUT YOU GET ASS INSTEAD I GUESS THAT WORKS ASS ASS ASS ASS FEET ASS ASS ASS ASS SOLES
>>8105798
197cm my shoulders are pretty normal sized I guess
>>8105799
Probably something akin to what Eve felt when she ate from the apple.
>>8105780
>tfw girlpills made me want vag ^~^
>>8105800
>197cm
Damn. Well there's your problem. I'm sorry.
AHHHHHHH ITS SHOULDER AUTISM O CLOCK
>>8105800
>197cm
holy shit not2b rude
>>8105800
I like tall girls
>>8105800
Where are you getting all this ass, you big homo?
>>8105794
>>8105798
>Can't hope that he passes away sooner since I'd feel terrible about it if it actually happened.
>Can't really come out while he's still alive as he's like 90 and frail as heck.
what do I do
>>8105799
v nice
if you can't get 2 fingers in there you're not gonna be able to fit a dick in
>>8105785
im just saying you sound like literally me till i realized i can absolutely not relate to guys in any way
>>8105812
eh you'll get over not telling him, but if telling him kills him, well, you might not get over that. let it lie imho
>>8105805
>>8105808
It's not fair I want to be a girl not a twinkhon!
>>8105809
Are you a qt male
>>8105810
Amazon.co.uk
>>8105811
someone needs to make a website where Nim can spin a wheel and it tells her which autism module to engage that day
>>8105682
I can't connect at all with men either. I have some guys that are loosely categorized as friends, one of whom considers me one of their oldest and valued friends, and as I was writing this I started thinking "why did I even re-friend him, he only ever sends me stupid videos that I don't even bother watching, I never reply to him, and every status he posts makes me think he's an idiot." I deleted him roughly 2 years ago maybe 6 months after we reconnected in college, and then out of nowhere I got a phone call from him on Christmas Eve. I didn't even know who it was (which was apparently hilarious to his wife). He invited me to his house a month later to meet his wife, she's cool, but she clearly has bad taste and she's pathologically housewived, I don't know if it's because he's a misogynistic asshole when they're alone or if she was fucked up by her parents, probably both, but I have proof of neither. At first when I was writing this I was going to write about how I can't connect to him at all, even when we're talking abut the same thing, sharing interests, etc., but then I thought what I thought and I deleted him along with another 4 of my "friends" with whom I have no connection to anymore, and now I've written what I've written, and while it's pretty stream of consciousness and I think the post quality has gone down by 90%, and maybe it shouldn't even be posted because who's going to bother reading it and I'm so dissatisfied with how incoherent it is that I'm posting anonymously, which is weird because I don't care if 4channers judge me, but I guess I don't want my name connected to it because I'm judging myself a bit for it because I'll judge myself, and this way I can just forget about it as just another in a long list of incoherent ramblings.
>>8105820
I like this idea
wow trashgirl is a fucking giant, i'm not trying to make her feel bad it's just wow, i'm processing it
>>8105813
I can tho, so I should be fine r-right
>>8105815
You haven't a clue how troubling it is that I missed out on your COCKLUST phase.
>>8105817
Scam website.
>tfw your repressing so you can rescue Otto from North Korea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmBa4Jr84hs
is 6'1 okay
>>8105825
I would barely notice the difference in height between her and I if we met.
>>8105831
>>8105825
Literally why is this a surpise to anyone its obvious I'm a major ayy lmao lanklet in my pictures
>>8105822
i think i can guess who you are
>>8105835
Nim is a FUCKING time traveler.
>>8105831
i'll allow it
>>8105826
you're going to need to stretch it out a bit first, I always found it to work to stick 2 fingers in and push them apart from one another for a minute
its still probably going to hurt a bit when it goes in for like 30 seconds, just have him wait for you to adjust
and enema(s) first of course
I want daddy to fuck me
trashgirl is one of the ~400 tallest girls in the usa
>>8105828
please do not look into the archive for my embarassing straight phase
>>8105822
yeah, i know, i've removed most of my old male friends because it's just, a lot of them are dudebros who'll never see me as female andi can't connect with them anymore
i need emotional connection to be attracted to people and that's the biggest reason i don't want anything to do with men
>and maybe it shouldn't even be posted because who's going to bother reading it and I'm so dissatisfied with how incoherent it is that I'm posting anonymously,
senpai were you here last night
i was dysphoric and venting for like an hour
i used to have sex with men and then i took some fucking weird bluye pills and now im a dyke its fucked up but its true
>>8105837
You're welcome to try and if you get it right I'll retrip and say it was me
>>8105836
o but yr cute - transition anyway
>>8105844
haha straightie
>>8105843
DELETE THIS
>>8105850
Never gendered female tho so I can't
>>8105812
I'm in this same situation. I dunno just keep quiet and ride it out I guess.
He lived a long time, my grandmother is like 77 or 78 I forgot.
>>8105817
It's really sad that your face is so cute but your height is so fucked.
>>8105831
6'1" is the limit of okay.
>>8105843
Holy shit, that must mean she's the tallest girl in Scotland, no-onder she didn't pass. very sad indeed.
What's mine? I'm 5'11"
>>8105845
No, I was here yesterday afternoon but then got distracted by house guests.
>>8105844
you know i've needed some ammo to bully you with for a while
i will have some thoughts about the ethics of this
>>8105844
If we ever fuck, I want you to role-play as a man.
>>8105851
>>8105856
WTF NO
>>8105846
LITTLE BLUE PILLS
>>8105859
I might be very bullyable but everybody forgets I'm also kind of morally abhorrent as a person.
Watch yourself, buddy.
>>8105857
isn't that pretty much exactly what you're doing right now tho?
:thinking:
>>8105864
she's such a dumb girl
she was confused why i thought her cuddling with her (female) roommate was gay
very silly girl. sad!
>>8105853
kinda normie. didn't even get 'very tall'.
https://tall.life/height-percentile-calculator-age-country/
>>8105864
NEXT MONTH
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>>8105863
wouldn't it be awful if someone found out about your knitting fetish?
>>8105870
thats interesting
Good afternoon everyone! :D How are you lovely ladies?
>be me
>be military repressor
>get notification from my CO that my unit is being deployed to South Korea
>tfw Valhalla death and escape from dysphoria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRN62IebC04
YES YES YES YES
>>8105847
are you sarah?
>>8105870
Is that a euphemism for geriatric lover?
>>8105870
???
>>8105858
that doesn't mean ANYTHING
>>8105872
transition anyway, your face will pass heaps well, normies don't know any better, they'll assume it's some condition
they don't know a fucking thing trashie, they're so easily bamboozable, don't listen to a word, you can dooooooo it
>>8105876
will you fuck off already amy
>>8105879
Nope
>>8105868
got, kinda short for male,
above average for female
>>8105863
>>8105866
Since when did you become frogposter?
>>8105868
This is for England right? Do Jamaica as well, I think black girls are taller on average.
>>8105872
Wow doomed right from the beginning. Is there a God? I'm so sorry Trashy.
>I'm gonna go kill myself again
I'm not saying this to be mean because I really like you even though I haven't known you that long but honestly if I were you I would, 6'6", fuck, I couldn't live with that.
ban expired
saw my mum yesterday
>tfw she said my jaw is totally within average cis female range and I must have BDD if I think I can't pass and need surgery
lol wtf
I got to explain gender dysphoria in detail to her though at least and she understands why I need to transition from a medical perspective now
hi im ada and im a girl
to people wondering, Nicole does not, in fact, have a knitting fetish
>>8105885
amy isnt american or in the army wat
if i were cis it'd probably be pretty cool to be like 6'2
pretty depressed about it
Reminder that "transwomen" are really cute feminine boys, and there's nothing wrong with that!
The world needs more cute feminine boys like you guys!
I love you!
>>8105896
What did she threaten you with?
>>8105883
>>8105885
thats really rude, it wasnt me
>>8105893
USA
>>8105901
That does not help.
>>8105865
it'll be about 11 months at that point, things will be hard to explain unless I'm lucky
>>8105895
hello hi
>>8105865
>Just say you have a hormonal problem
its kinda true too desu
>>8105901
>tfw trying to be a cute feminine boy but everyone thinks I'm trying to look like a girl
>>8105901
the best i can aim for :(
>>8105918
do what
>>8105907
wtf that's not a picture of me
>>8105891
For male I get below average if I lie conservatively or above if I use a slightly more grounded-in-reality height (I was wearing shoes when my height was last measured so I think lying a bit is fair)
For female I get kinda tall or tall
>>8105894
My mum is a hugboxer too. She says I pass bald which is obvious bullshit
>>8105906
*hugs*
>>8105913
I'm unclockable after over a year of HRT, just tie your hair up and wear baggy clothes
>>8105909
Don't they show it for other countries? Oh well USA has lots of black people so it's probably accurate enough for me.
>>8105920
reee intersex easy mode
>>8105925
girl up already, nobody likes a coward
Girls tell other girls they have nice butts in a platonic way, right? I wan't getting hit on, RIGHT?
>>8105931
I tried girling up and people just call me a faggot while I still get misgendered
>>8105930
yeah they do but if you need you can check here
https://tall.life/height-percentile-calculator-age-country/
>>8105885
HAHAHAAH I HAVE NO FEMALE NAME AND NEVER WILL
IM GONNA DIE AND YOU CIVI FUCKERS HAVE TO LIVE
>>8105919
>being this paranoid
>>8105930
I hope so...
>>8105930
>reee intersex easy mode
nah I meant like either you have a hormonal problem meaning your T was naturally far too high for a girl or your E is currently far too high for a guy
>>8105935
at least they did it in the funny accent right
>>8105938
>within 1 SD for females
>outside of 1 SD for males
haha fuck yeah I love my height
my t was really low pre-hrt
>>8105935
HMMM
get better people?
move to LA
you're in europe, move to Berlin?
idk just get yr shit together trashaloo, i can't do it for you, i have to go to sleep
>>8105934
ye I think so
you might have been getting hit on tho
>>8105934
Yes it is normal for a friend to say you have a nice butt but IDK about strangers.
>>8105948
fag
>>8105935
How was your girlvoice? Did you wear makeup? I feel really bad for you, like there's nothing that can save you, I mean like if your face was fucked you could just save for FFS but when you're 6'6" it's over.
>>8105950
M-mercury??
And you can't just move to Berlin anymore, we came out of the EU remember?
>>8105940
ok, uh, thank you for your service, sir
>>8105911
It will help! You just need to believe in it!
>>8105923
That's OK! Don't listen to silly normies! There's nothing as beautiful in life as being a cute feminine boy!
>>8105927
Yes!
>>8105932
Being rude is a big no-no for cute boys!
>accidentally bump tit
OWWW
>>8105963
im sorry i was trying to make you laugh :(
tfw sorting receipts for tax deductions.
>>8105948
quit bragging
>>8105961
u takin tha piss m8?
>>8105961
i wanna be a pretty GIRL
>>8105958
I never spoke first, yes I wore makeup
>>8105932
I never wanted to be one of those creeps who wears striped thigh-high socks, whose walls are covered in gaudy anime scrolls, and has pigtails with pink ribbons. I just want to be a woman.
>>8105967
im still 6'1 and reallt masculine so it doesnt matter
>>8105966
That sounds fun! :X
>>8105979
>really masculine
tfw your an idiot fag coward
>>8105986
is that nim?
what does the original look like?
>>8105986
ellen page...?
>>8105879
You can ask questions to discover my identity if you want, it'll be kinda fun for me actually
>>8105982
That's normal then :o
>>8105986
that's an app literally designed to make you look like a girl dumdum
>>8105986
That's a faceapp, she probably looks nothing like that.
>>8105958
still can, it's just a lil pricklier than it was. still don't need visas and are still employable if you can learn german. quit makin excuses for her, trash has to live her life, it's time for her to go out to the world, time she lived her life
>>8105963
it's time to live your life, trashsama
>>8105993
lmao is that actually you I thought you just put a pic of ellen page into the app...
>>8105989
someone ran the pic through faceapp again to get the guy version
>>8105992
phew
girls are so nice c:
>>8106004
we're getting closer...
>>8105999
yeah that's me
people from here say i look like ellen page a lot..
>>8105997
I do live my life I sit in a room with a dog and shitpost 4chan all day until I get visited by people
>>8105991
Aight
how long have you tripped here?
where are you from?
what color is your hair?
>>8106004
I wanna see the real nim
>>8106010
ellen page is like the cutest girl in the world
u r lucky
also i think i like u
>>8106010
Nim, do I have to EXPOSE you?
>>8106015
who's nim?
>>8105997
>She didn't deny it
Yeah but why Germany? Netherlands is a better choice they are one of the tallest people in the world I've heard. I want trashy to make it too but we gotta be realistic.
>>8106011
are you me but is your dog a cat and no one visits you
>>8106026
okay
>>8106015
Will the real nim shady please stand up
>>8106026
but I bet you look really cute
>>8106029
but im really tall so ill crush you okay
>>8106031
you would be wrong in that assumption
>>8106036
*blocks your path*
>>8106011
off you go trashu, off to live your life, off outta your room
i want to visit nim and bully her sexually
I like beep and nim both
>>8106038
*activate lanklet slap attack*
>>8106013
1. My current name and trip have been used for a few weeks I think, honestly though my sense of time beyond the length of about an hour has gotten progressively worse over the last few wears and is now shit. I'd say between 2 and 3.5 weeks?
2. I'm from Southern California, but moved to Northern California when I was 8 through the foster care system.
3. I'm a natural blonde.
>>8105981
No, not fun...
But it must be done...
Running a farm is basically running a business.
>>8106040
she is straight
>>8106040
same honestly
>>8106043
wears -> years
I'm really bad today
>>8106040
She has a girlfriend
>>8106040
i said i might go for my birthday to amsterdam
>>8106058
I've already been
>>8106043
so wait
did you just recently start to trip?
i might not be able to guess who you are
have you ever posted a pic here?
are you on any tierlist/collage?
how old are you?
>>8106048
I bet! It must be hard work! :(
>>8106060
yeah but do it again and keep being there this time
this is me in literally every part of my life I don't think its a good thing
>>8106058
Fair enough, I don't know much about most states myself, just the meme ones like Texas and California.
>>8106040
why can't you just visit and have a fun wholesome non-sexual time with her as friends???
this is why ppl don't like transbiends....
>>8106066
It's not like I passed there either...
>>8106062
Yes, I'm a new trip because I recently settled on a name.
No you probably can't
No, I haven't posted any pics
I'm not on any tier list or collage
I'm 22
>>8106076
i probably wont be able to guess no matter how many questions I ask then :(
sorry
>tfw not cute
>tfw not girl
wtf i hate being alive now
>>8106083
Aww, it's okay: I like answering questions especially when I've bound myself to honesty.
>mfw my bf tells me he likes the way i look more without makeup on
i'm feeling very attacked rn
>>8106084
Grow your hair out dummy
>>8106083
Rekindle our broken relationship and I will reveal their identity to you.
>>8105908
I'm gonna get a new trip I think, hold on.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/dwp-benefit-sanctions-mental-health-suicide-killer-herself-assessments-pip-a7682991.html
Tories want disabled people dead as usual
>>8106095
gumball, please hold me and give me a kiss.
EXPERIENCING SOME BAD TIT PAIN TODAY GIRLS
>>8106092
what does being a manly tranny with long hair solve exactly
>>8106097
there we go
>>8106105
I'm not buying it.
>>8106099
why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>8106109
we need the commie transbian club to grow
>>8106110
please.
>>8106099
>Answering the questions
Lmao you just cry while looking at the ground and they give you shit tonnes of welfare and you don't even have to turn up for meetings
>>8106109
yay
>>8106107
long hair is great even if you don't pass
it feels nice just to have it
plus it def helps make you look more feminine
>>8106117
T_T
stop being tankies you idiots
>>8106095
huh?
who do you think i am?
>>8106107
You're not too manly!
>tfw eating my biotin everyday but hair still short
>>8106123
Don't violate my NAP
>>8106120
yours grows longer every day sertii don't worry about it
>>8106095
Please don't. I thought we were friends...
cisgender people keep saying i look feminine and what not, saying that if they didnt know i was trans, that they would think i was female.
whats the point, i dont want a hugbox i just
i dont even know
my life has gone down the drain
all i want now is to have a damn happy life but it never gets better
it just gets awful
every day it hurts
the depression
the sadness
everything
i thought being able to look female and go out like that earlier would be a great idea but with the makeup and hair, i dont look feminine in the slightest
but all i keep hearing is that i am lucky for having high cheekbones, perfect skin and good eyebrow bones or whatever they are called
it doesnt make me look anymore female
and now i keep getting dreams of wanting a relationship
yeah right good idea
trans, in a small country town, that likes women.
talk about a needle in a haystack
i am doomed
i just want my life to end
i can never do anything right
i am a failure
>>8106117
what is considered long in the realm of mtfg hair tho
>>8106121
i look way younger and like a normal human being, pic related
>>8106126
post more wikihows
>>8106106
get a boy to massage them
>>8106126
stop being a capitalist idiot you are even worse than them
>>8106135
my head's all teenagery and it's making it hard to make the correct decisions oh fucking no
tfw you lived to see Mirielle-kun partake in her first interracial gangbang
>not being a Nick Landian neocameralist and xenofeminist
what's even the point of transitioning then?
>>8106141
>>8106133
Interesting.
>>8106106
Iktf. I wake up everyday with swollen boobs :S
>>8106124
gumball, I like you but not in a sexual way.
i just got a call from my sister
she's paying for a flight for me to go see her and my nephews in england..
i thought she thought i was strange and awkward i didn't realize..
they wanna see me for my birthday
they care about me
>>8106063
No, just boring...the hard part is when they change the rules. Still that is easy compared to designing large software applications. I find designing software easy and not very hard. They have to write up all the tax rules so an 8th grade educated person can understand and follow them.
I'd guess the biggest hurdle for most is understanding the terms and what they mean tax wise. It's like in legalese. The sentences "Bill shall pay $1,000 a month alimony to Sue." is much different than "Bill will pay $1,000 a month alimony to Sue." or "Bill must pay $1,000 a month alimony to Sue.". The first being 100% binding and has to be done or one is in breach, the later 2 have weasel room and could be skipped on.
>>8106076
>I'm not on any tier list or collage
good, keep it that way.
less hassles in the future.
>>8106147
I like xenofem manifesto but I haven't bothered to read any land
>>8106156
no way this is true
>>8106133
>what is considered long in the realm of mtfg hair tho
idk I'm just talking long relative to my entire life
pic related is mine its barely past my shoulders
but its gonna get a lot longer!!
>>8106132
>just feel nice
I like laying down and feeling its softness against my face
I play with it too much tbqh
>>8106141
>looks absolutely awful
why do you think that?
>>8106156
cool
>>8106123
https://mobile.twitter.com/Marxian_Theory/status/852696819909906432
>>8106156
good feel
when is it I might still be in devon and we can do stuff
>>8106156
Sounds nice of them.
Often what we think others think of us is wrong. They don't know all the little details we put into our self judgments.
>>8106156
>Relative you thought disliked you turned out to like you
IKTF, My uncle he was always distant, I figured he wrote me off as a loser fag but when I told him my business ideas he got super interested. U coming to London?
>>8106156
when is your birthday and are you coming to london?
>>8106113
WE are the future
>>8106168
Gulag
pay attention to me i have a teenager's hormones and can't think straight
>>8106163
it is INSANE chances that this happened
i hadnt heard from her in a while and she called and said that she had been thinking about me and when my birthday was and that i was turning 21
i guess i didnt take into account that she's raising two kids, you tend to forget stuff you know
she didn't know i had been planning a trip, i didn't mention it
>>8106147
>xenofeminist
>xenos
HERESY.
>>8106164
i NEED this
>>8106179
iktf
body of a 23 year old, hormones of a teenager
>>8106150
ye i'm not a fan of looking ....barefaced
>>8106156
d'aw nim :3 that's really nice!
>>8106164
o ok. ya a lob to me is the perf length but idk. super long hair is so hard to manage.
>>8106183
haha ty for describing me so i don't have to
>>8106164
it's just true
I have a high hairline, prominent browbone and adams apple while the rest of my face looks feminine
6ft and massive shoulders as well
so I just look like a gross and obvious tranny
i hate it
>>8106179
TOO MANY EMOTIONS
>>8106181
you are stupid
>>8106191
>so I just look like a gross and obvious tranny
no u don't
trust me i'm an expert tranny
>>8106156
D'aww, That's really sweet.
>>8106191
idk maybe longer hair could compensate some for the hairline
it probably doesn't look as bad as you think really
>>8106190
Rip I go back home on the 21st of May.
I guess if you plan on going to London hit me up?
having long hair isn't really that amazing to me but maybe because I've had long hair my whole life already
>>8106193
It was a joke. I've no idea what xenofeminism is, but after a cursory google search it looks retarded.
>>8106196
*try being 52 with the dementia symptoms of a 70 year old
ftfy
not trans if you can make it that long, just sayin
>>8106203
i thought it was an activist for female xenomorphs
>>8106206
>not trans if you can make it that long, just sayin
untrue and rude
>>8106200
ill probably be in london on the day of my birthday
>>8106156
Time to book that holiday to Devon.
>>8106196
i guess. i would just rather look glamorous or done up than basic idk
>>8106201
honestly the longer the hair the more annoying it is too. when i had super long hair i wanted to die.
it's also way harder to have a flattering longer cut than it is to have a flattering medium length cut.
>>8106218
get laser done! i've done it and then i tweeze my remaining hairs and it's like 95% shadow free. which i can live with.
>>8106212
ayyy hype
>>8106184
ye
but last time they saw me i wasn't faggy >.>
>>8106195
i trust myself!!!
>>8106199
it compounds it really
hair will always blow around in the wind etc. so you can't hide it
>>8106215
w-why
>>8106193
are you this tranu from /lit/?
>>8106232
>w-why
It's nice in the summer. Be even nicer with you there.
>>8106226
they'll love u regardless of what u look like bb
>>8106228
as king of the shemales i decree that ur a qt girl
Anna is bullying me in public
hlep
>>8106206
Idiot, You have no idea what you are talking about. I had 3.5 years of hormones before I was put into conversion therapy at 20yo.
>>8106226
what are you planning on doing about your hrt?
>>8106240
but i get a-scared of meeting people ;-;
>>8106242
i'd help her bully you in public but idk where you are sry
so do i have to like smuggle my hrt through the airport now?
that's like 7 cypro pills and 21 estrofem pills ;-;
>>8106246
>>8106115
Not how it works in the UK. If you did that here you'd probably get sanctioned for not co-operating with the assessment.
>>8106244
don't call me an idiot
>>8106218
Actually I finally got on hormones when I was 16. I started dressing in female clothes when I was 14.
>>8106224
We all want to look our best...:)
>>8106253
lmao yeah it is I've gotten approved twice
>>8106255
i wish i started dressing in female clothes at 14
i wish i started hormones at 16
hey nim if you come to london do you want to hang out
im nice but also awful
I hate idiots that won't let us pee God damnit my friends are so fucking dumb. They think it's all about genitals but who the fuck shows each other their parts in any bathroom??? Their whole idea is that we are perverts there making others comfortable
>>8106241
you're asking to get deposed you can;t just abuse your power like that
>>8106233
what the fuck
>>8106253
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
you're scaring me apparently the clinic I'm getting referred to is pretty bad at gatekeeping as is
:(
>>8106251
I'm going to canada this summer and idk what I'm planning on doing either
obviously its not technically legal but idk how big of a deal it would really be, obviously I'm not like smuggling massive amounts...
>>8106260
Thats why you need a daddy thats gonna MAKE YOU use the girls restroom in public.
>>8106242
is she bullying you with her hands around your neck?
>>8106266
sorry :(
you should sue!!
>>8106263
*bloccs your path*
>>8106247
Don't worry, you won't even know I'm there. I'll just snap a few pics and quietly leave.
>tfw not a stealth tranny actress
>>8106275
you don't even know what i look like ya GOOF!
>>8106283
well charing cross is apparently terrible and it's like oh so
:|
>>8106285
can i borrow ur crown for a seccy
>>8106256
congrats, you must have gotten lucky
>>8106263
the anecdotal evidence and number of deaths directly related to benefits sanctions reports by coroners don't lie, it does happen
also you're from the USA, not the UK, don't tell other people you know what they experience better than they do, see >>8106121
>>8106287
Wait, I thought Charing Cross was supposed to be good. Are there any decent ones?
>>8106244
I would suicide
k conversion therapy at 20 then 30 years of just... NOTHING?
not gonna even ask whether she's agp or hsts because i know she's agp
whose idea was the therapy? was she kidnapped in the night? i bet she walked gaily (straightly, malely) in and confessed to being a compulsive fetishist and masturbator
please, please make me stop making actual transwomen look bad, she said
(not to be rude)
someone post slugu with long hair pls
she looked qt
>>8106284
>you don't even know what i look like
I've seen the rare Nims from last year. I'll just run one of them through faceapp to see what you should look like by the summer.
>>8106287
isn't charing cross closing down this year?
also yeah I was talking about the DWP, not GICs
mostly I think GICs are just terribly stereotypical in their view of women and think wearing trousers, having aspergers etc. makes you not legit trans
i don't think i can come to London while you're there, june 3 is kinda soon
maybe early in july right after my exam i could
>>8106301
no my face will be covered
>>8106253
scotland doesent co-operate with the DWP and will literally keep approving your welfare as a fuck you to england
based snp
>>8106296
The Laurels in Exeter is supposed to be about as good as most American IC clinics, very accepting of non-binary, femboys etc., but even though you're supposed to be allowed to choose which GIC you're referred to a lot of GPs insist that you can't and refer to the nearest one
I didn't know you could at the time or I'd have gotten myself referred there
>>8106296
ive heard some REALLY bad charing cross GIC anecdotes
im pretty anxious about going there desu
i was supposed to see my bf tomorrow and monday but now i'm only gonna see him monday and now i miss him even more
can someone tell me how to completely turn my emotions off so i don't have to be in love with him anymore and feel sad? ty
Is there anyway to get an approximation of whether or not my hormone levels are right in-between blood tests? My blood test results are usually pretty good, but I'm a paranoid fuck and I'm constantly afraid my testosterone has magically gone up and that I'm masculinizing again.
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN!?
>>8106322
omg..
>>8106318
I usually just trust my lack of sex drive, I probably shouldn't though because I never really had one.
>>8106272
That was tried and failed. Trannies deserve anything that happens to them. Makes me bitter. My rights were obviously abused, but it was all brushed under the rug because I was a tranny.
>>8106298
Nah, to much will to live.
>>8106311
>The Laurels
Talk to them and see if yu can be transferred there.
>>8106318
What color is your ejaculate?
>>8106307
that's okay
i might arrange to stay a few extra days so i can go see some other countries too
ill put the netherlands on the list :)
>>8106327
at least you're better now right?
>>8106329
ANTWERP
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>>8106327
what does it mean if your stuff was cloudy before hrt
>>8106329
where do myrthe and anna live?
>>8106270
i use the womens bathroom im just fighting with an idiot about my right to do it
also who THE FUCK paints over hardwood floors??!?
>>8106297
no, edie, that's not how it works
>lots of evidence points in favour of something
>one piece of evidence points to the contrary, therefore all the rest of the evidence is invalid
no
I didn't say *everybody's* DWP assessment is the exact same, just that really awful things happen lots of the time. There's still many that go totally fine but that doesn't change the fact thousands of deaths have been caused by unnecessary benefits sanctions e.g. a man who had a heart attack in the middle of an ESA assessment and had to be taken to hospital so he had his ESA stopped for not completing the reassessment, recently reported in The Independent. You're not from the UK, stop talking like you know UK issues and facts better than those who are actually part of that environment. I wouldn't talk about the USA benefits system like I know more about it than an American any more than I'd talk about black ghetto life like I grew up in that background.
>>8106331
there's nothing there ive never heard of it i dont think anyone lives there
>>8106329
hang out with me you nerd
im like, the wisest human
>>8106334
germany i think
>>8106341
it's the place where sylvius brabo cut off the giants hand and threw it into the river duhhh
>>8106340
just accept that there is no money to give
white people should be last in the queue for benefits.
You have 5 seconds to be a good little for daddy
>>8106296
Idk I spoke to someone who used to be a patient and they said the waiting list was super long and when they finally did get in they were pretty gatekeepy but he was and ftm so maybe it's different for me.
>>8106305
it moved recently iirc.
I really hope I don't get gatekept it'd suck super bad.
>>8106299
apparently it was on the orders of a conservative doctor while she was in hospital for unrelated reasons
I mean the sheer amount of tragedy syndie talks about having witnessed seems pretty melodramatic and weird but the conversion therapy is the least surprising part of her story for a young transitioner in her times. my dad was sent to a psychologist in the 60s for possible schizophrenia and it didn't go good.
If taking dick from me for one week would turn you into a passable girl (without makeup) after a month. Would you do it?
After 6 months you will get largely noticeable breast growth, hip bone expansion, and butt growth. Your dick will shrink near to shriveling, and your facial features will rearrange themselves to feminine (it's going to hurt, but it's going to be slowly, like a tooth growing in, better than going under the knife).
All you have to do is let me breed you raw multiple times a day for 7 days. Would you accept it?
>>8106350
is this a picture of a man or a woman
>>8106339
ewww
who would do that wtf
>>8106350
daddy
>>8106300
unee
.cc/dazeniso
>>8106357
what if i don't want my dick to shrink
Why does everyone tripfag here?
Why did I come back here after leaving years ago?
Why am I still alive?
>>8106322
Honestly, I think the shorter guy is more attractive. He's not quite as toned, but he could be pretty easily.
>>8106309
yeah I wish I was based in Scotland, it'd be too much upheaval now though
>>8106362
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG LOOOK HOW QTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>8106359
>she doesn't know about reviewbrah
>>8106359
yes
>>8106332
yeah pretty much just deal with it
tfw taking 3 pills a morning now
i might order progesterone + bica soon because i doubled my bica dose
>>8106260
I have a friend like that too. He even went bitching on our university's facebook page when they made a post saying not to harass trans people using the bathroom.
>>8106285
Yer, remember I did a lot of codeine, wel it comes OTC with a lot of paracetamol and apparently sometimes I didn't remove enough because it interfered with the laser. Paracetamol makes you photosensitive apparently. They were suspicious of the valium as well.
>>8106287
You could try the Laurels in Exeter, I heard it's .....okay
>>8106296
Bahahahaha
>>8106305
https://clyp.it/we4lcvov
>>8106297
Trashy is in a different country though so that may make a difference. Scotland is more left-wing than England when it comes to helping the poor (Labour Party stronghold for years) so that may be why.
>>8106349
Lmao
>>8106376
Lmao
>>8106356
>I mean the sheer amount of tragedy syndie talks about having witnessed seems pretty melodramatic and weird
It does. It seems ~weird~.
I'm reading timecube to make myself not trans.
>>8106357
>Your dick will shrink near to shriveling
No deal senpai. Without that drawback I'd take the offer without hesitation though. Can I trade for another con instead?
I'll take my entire body being in pain or something.
>>8106362
Damn. I'd disembowel a small child to look like you
>>8106383
>tfw if you stopped repressing sooner you would have got a referral to the Laurels.
:(
>>8106357
sure
>>8106357
where do i sign up desu
>>8106308
>no my face will be covered
Sounds like you'd fit in around here in London.
How do greyhound buses work?
Ive never used one. I just want to practice my stand up open mic in the next town over for a weekend than come back.
The schedule said only 10 dollars but i have no clue how to read that stuff...
>>8106362
is that 4 real?
>>8106349
>£700 million being paid out to Atos and Capita this year (the private companies doing the assessments), when a third of their judgements have been overturned in court to massive extra cost to the taxpayer
>£100 billion or more on Trident in the next 30 years which we will never use instead of a ground military properly equipped, protected and cared for
>about a third of a billion being spent renovating Buckingham Palace while people are starving to death in hospital beds daily out of sheer poverty
>about £120 billion in uncollected corporate tax, the rate of which the Tories are about to lower even further in a race to the bottom post-Brexit that will turn the UK into a tax haven for big businesses
yeah no, there's plenty enough money to go round, it's just in the wrong pockets
there are a lot of people in full-time work still unable to feed themselves or heat their homes, 40,000 preventable deaths due to fuel poverty in the winter of 2015 alone
saying that people should be house, clothed and fed, especially if they're in full-time employment, should not be a 'radical' political statement
>>8106355
>Charing Cross
>not in Charing Cross
poetry
>>8106403
you wait at the stop, then give them your ticket which you can either print out at home or get at the station, then you sit anywhere and get off at your stop lol
it's like a normal bus but it goes longer distances.
>>8106357
Yes. Would pretty much agree to normal dick taking either way
>>8106390
>>8106393
please stop having terrible taste thanks
>>8106407
yeah what else would it be
>>8106330
To a degree...
>>8106332
Sounds good.
>>8106333
sperm give it the whiteness. You may never fully stop producing sperm. I'm that way. I still have a few swimmers being produced after three years of nuking my T down to 19ng/dL.
>>8106299
>then 30 years of just... NOTHING?
try non memories of my first 20 years of life, totally failing at relationships, locking up when somebody tried to make moves on me, plus lots more. I was really fucked up by it.
>whose idea was the therapy?
The doc who's care I was put under when I was brought to the hospital after being beat up on the street.
>>8106415
one of my ex bf's used to think he was hilarious but i was always like aw this poor boy in a suit, this poor supreme gentleman
>>8106417
um i have great taste tyvm
>>8106412
tough luck.
>fuel poverty. get a jumper ffs
>>8106338
>arguing with retards when you should be pleasing daddy
WOW its almost like you dont even know how to girl
Imagine cumming without making a mess
>>8106428
back to filter list you go I guess
>>8106432
I don't even cum anymore, it's all dry.
>>8106430
Tory scumbag detected.
>>8106432
>not cumming all over your bf's belly while you're riding his dick and he's kissing your neck
what are you, gay?
>>8106427
started cypro early march, e late march.
>>8106383
I've got to go to fucking Nottingham from East Anglia, how do you think I feel?
>>8106380
really?
fair enough, all the people I know who went there are FtM 'cause I only know FtMs in real life so that might have made a difference
>>8106384
I mean it's whatever, it's not really worth denying someone else's experience when it could be totally legit
if it isn't it's like who cares, it's an internet tranny chatboard
the story's like a big gaslight blinking in my face. it's bothering me. what kind of agp transitions/is allowed to transition at 17 in the 80s? some i guess, but then if she had such a prog environment around her (as to make that possible) why was it even possible for a rando psychologist to just pull the plug on everything?
>>8106432
I did it yesterday
>>8106432
I miss producing semen tbqh :(
now just a suuper small amount dribbles out
>>8106434
I thought it was funny :(
I'm sorry
I'll just go back to feeling sad :c
>>8106437
how mad does this make you.
its human nature to hate the poor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSH9_IWeSK4
>>8106376
Why do you think revbrah is autistic? Sounds like jealousy
>>8106432
>tfw nothing comes out when I masturbate anymore
wew there's your "no mess"
>>8106438
That does sound cute but I'd enjoy riding his dick and him kissing my neck just as much without dripping cummies.
>>8106444
why do you care so much about things people say on /mtfg/
>>8106412
>Trident... which we will never use
thats the point lol
>>8106423
fucked up if tru
>>8106430
>I don't know anyone who is in poverty and am not qualified to speak on this
I'm not either thanks to having ESA atm but I know people who are and literally can't afford an 80p loaf of bread after rent, let alone a new wardrobe
>>8106434
Filter me into a noose, and then into a dumpster fire senpai.
>>8106427
>Sounds like you'd fit in around here in South London.
You appear to be implying some implications there.
I suppose we can't all live in the nice parts of London though.
slugu looks qtest when long hair
>>8106438
>tfw estrogen changed mine from a liquid to a squealy moaning mouth audio
>>8106444
do you even know any of the story? she ran away from home to nyc in like 70s and was a groupie / model in the crazy art scene there
>>8106456
Maybe they shouldn't buy fucking bread then.
>>8106460
v cute tbqh
>>8106464
good luck!
i've been working on a set to do at an open mic for a while. i got a ton of friends in the local comedy scene who are real helpful and encouraging but i still got hangups about doing it
>>8106443
LMAO LITERALLY
maybe i should watch him more hm
>>8106450
BECAUSE HE REVIEWS FROZEN PIZZA AND FAST FOOD!!
>>8106452
but getting your bf's belly all wet and messy is the qtest thing ever
>>8106455
ur a qt just accept it
>>8106459
>>8106461
i can't wait to do it to my bf again. honestly i love it lol idk why. especially when it gets in his belly button. IT'S WEIRD BUT CUTE
>>8106444
It did happen back then, there's a good handful of famous examples of early transitioners in the 60s and 70s which is what makes it so frustrating nowadays how little progress we've made in letting people transition before hondom
I mean like >>8106454 says, it's really not worth losing sleep over
>>8106469
>be early transition
>love shit talking as much as shit posting
>valq, if you don't stop, Imma kick you in the balls
>"I hope they fall off"
WOW, fine. I'm leaving and taking my (You)s with me if nobody is going to give any back.
>implying anyone cares
>tfw not a part of the mtfg clique
>>8106438
>tfw boyfriend is not interested in sex just cuddling
the kitchen is about to be closed permanently and im going to buy a 9" dildo stop shaving my legs and forget about sex
sexual dissatisfaction: 110%
>>8106368
do you think the giant was pissed about the hand thing
>>8106480
No don't leave
>>8106456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2Jg8eGhpwA
>>8106480
>coming back after literal years and expecting anyone to know who tf you are
>>8106460
>>8106468
>>8106473
never speak to me or my hair again
>>8106480
(you)
>>8106473
Just weird.
Maybe
Like
I should
Maybe
Not orgasm for a while
I go like 3 weeks at a time without...
I'm wondering what new levels of schizo pronlonged no orgasm status does.
I know it turns cis girls into whiney uptight cunts
>>8106422
none of this is evidentially relevant. you're just trying to make me feel like it's immoral to ask you questions
i guess it doesn't matter tho, it's 4chan
>>8106473
>especially when it gets in his belly button. IT'S WEIRD BUT CUTE
>>8106477
thats a good one
>>8106484
ummm duhhh
i'm so fat
>>8106480
>only posting for (You)s
>>8106481
I did this
Did he finally cuck out or wat
I'm just going to untie my trip from this nasty addiction that's been driving me insane.
I might fail at quitting tobacco cold turkey BUT I'm gonna try to at least smoke less.
you're all crazy evil 1 day adults torturing 4 day children
>>8106480
I like Lain
>>8106357
Plot twist. Sell your soul to the devil and turn into pic related version to match your body type and face.
Would you let me breed you raw for a weak?
>>8106480
o sorry hi
>>8106481
>bf
>not interested in sex
this concept literally makes no sense to me at all lol
like why? how?? that's all me and my bf's ever do. we fuck like rabbits and cuddle nonstop and play vidya and go out and do fun stuff.
and then we have sex while we're out doing fun stuff. how do you even have a relationship without sex idgi
>>8106493
i would avoid that idk. without a prostate orgasm at least once every 3-4 days i slowly descend into hell lol
>>8106497
i'm js
>>8106500
you dont look fat
and youve lost a lot of weight right?
>>8106481
is he taking your pills or something?
>>8106357
I'd fuck you anyways anon.
>>8106473
i REALLY wanna hang out with my boy again so i can finally do this >.<
>>8106502
erectile dysfunction. I basically forced him to have sex me last week after throwing a huge hissy fit and last night we slept together with no sex yet again
im just really really fucking sick of this shit it's been months of this and my patience is officially run out
>>8106505
nice, good job
>>8106506
evil educators support ONE-ISM and bring curse upon America, evil ONE-IST and parents devour children by rejecting truth of FOUR DAYS IN SIMULTANEOUS SINGLE ROTATION OF EARTH
>>8106505
I'm so proud of you!
>>8106523
Why be mean to him for something he can't control then?
>when u eat that GOOD 1000 calories of brownies
thicc here i come
>>8106522
BEEPY YOU HAVE A BOYYYY?? OMG TELL ME E V E R Y T H I N G RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND!!!!
>>8106523
i thought you were all super happy with him and in love with him and having all kinds of sex tho i'm confused
>>8106529
Food is worth it.
>>8106510
i unironically listen to Boa - Twilight on the reg
>>8106516
thanks dear
i feel fat and only see fats mcfatty in the mirror
i know i'm crazy, i just finished another good bike ride and am getting stronger, which is probably why the scale didn't really dip as much as i'd like today. also that burrito was dense...
>>8106529
good girl
now grow ur hair out and get a boyfriend
>>8106514
i dont even fucking know. he's become such a goddamn pussy it frustrates me that I have to make a huge damn deal to get sex maybe once a month.
when we were early on in daring we would fuck like rabbits and then when he started getting depressed the sex slowly dried up until it flat out didn't happen
ive already told him he's on THIN ice and last night no sex at all after I spent aonf time shaving and getting cleaned. I'm getting pissed off and irritable that it's like pulling teeth just to make my man dick me
i shouldn't have to request sex or ask for him ffs
>>8106514
aint nothing wrong with that
>>8106534
i wish that was me
>>8106538
>now grow ur hair out and get a boyfriend
too ug for either of these
>>8106542
????
maybe look at why he's depressed?
this sounds a lil' mean
>>8106531
in every category but sex he's amazing but when it comes to that literally nothing. he's said he's going to get checked at the doctor but I don't think he has yet.
like i said before I'm done. time to live the nun life and please myself with a huge 10" vibrating dick
>>8106535
you gotta be proud of your progess
you killed fats mcfatty
i hear biking can be good for making your butte muscles strong
>>8106422
but it was never pure white, it was like sort of clear with like cloudy parts
>>8106514
>tfw always had a low sex drive
>lost virginity and mostly only had sex bc felt like i was hurting gf's self esteem
iono babe we're all a little different
>>8106548
CAROL NO
>>8106542
If my boyfriend was depressed and possibly struggling with ED, I'd be nothing but supportive and happy to help him. After all he's supported me with my depression and my whole being a tranny thing.
Seems cold hearted to want to hurt him for something like that, just because you can't get dick in you ass.
>>8106535
I like it too
>>8106581
And now you're threatening to dump him. Pretty bitchy.
>>8106581
yeah but what about the depession thing
>>8106494
Where the hell do you get that from what I said?
>>8106597
it would be cool
i think transgirls really overanalyze facial features
like i clocked my therapist super quick but then other people were like
they didn't even realize she was trans until she said it
>>8106609
Ily
>>8106329
GLASGOW
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>>8106133
Why are you covering your nipple? Its not like you have any hint of tit.