/mtfg/ - 1 DAY MALE TO 4 DAY FEMALE GENERAL

this is a weird edition

also not a nim thread

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>>8110897
:(
(hugg)

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>timecube

geriatric thread

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girl love is the best love

it is a nim thread tho

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this is a really gay thread

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I have so many clothes to fold and I really don't feel like doing it
But I need to use this productivity in me while I still have it
Plus actually being able to find clothes is nice..

>>8110939
now that you're here

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>>8110858
Had it forever lol

>>8110926

>>8110939
uh so if the dates stay where they are now im prolly gonna be in amsterdam on my birthday

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>>8110943
oh, i assumed the finally meant you finally got one

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>>8110942

>>8110946
nice dude i'm HYPED honestly

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>>8110946
have a space cake for ur bday

and some magic truffles

Who needs to exercise when you spend all your time running away from your problems

What is the beef between grace and valq?
I wanted to lose my virginity on Grace's butte, but valq is against it.

>>8110946
https://www.amsterdamgaypride.nl/gayguide/
^_^

>>8110951
are you gonna show me around

>>8110952
what's a space cake

do they have magic mushrooms over there

ive never tried hallucinogens before

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>>8110956
If there's a beef I'm not aware
but I usually don't pay attention to her anyway.

>>8110959
i think you meant to link a different site

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>>8110948
Just finally being able to post again

>>8110956
Hmm

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>>8110962
space cake is a cannabis edible
and magic truffles are magic mushrooms yeah

>>8110971
oh

but im a goof when im intoxicated

>>8110962
june 3?
absolutely
we can smoke weed if you want

>tfw army wants to put you back in
>tfw need an army wife to make happy and take care of
>will have to be legally female because you can't do the male pt test

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>tfw you post lewd shit on mtfg and creep everyone out just for you's and attention
>you'd rather just nap with 90% of the ppl you erp with, then maybe dinner and riding bikes as friends, strictly friends
>you don't know how to communicate this through posts
>more creepy lewdpost to compensate for lack of relatable & interesting content about yourself.
>days spent away from mtfg b/c it's an echo chamber and nobody gives a shit about anything to begin with
Wew

uh, myrthe and anna arent gonna kts tomorrow right?

>>8110975
yeah june 3rd

i haven't smoked weed since i was 16

i dunno i turn into a goof when i get intoxicated

>>8110980
Most army wifes cheat on their army partner and sometimes post about it in cheating army wives groups

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>>8110974
that's the point most of the time

although i like(d) psychedelics for the perspective-shift and resultant introspection + generally feeling like i'd "rebooted" and cleared my RAM the next day

>>8110980
ur gonna die fighting shitty trump wars :/

>>8110985
pat once

>>8110986
They haven't been posting since their supposed escapade so they are either just hiding, dead, or in the hospital

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>>8110975

>>8110985
Saved

>>8110993
neat

>>8110986
they already tried.
either they're dead or they've been committed for a while
I really hope the latter.

>>8110986
gosh I hope not

>>8110956
Lolwat
This>>8110965 goes for me as well

>>8110998
fug :c

>>8111007
FUG

>>8111005
hotels are like x3 as much as like germany and france and london tho rip

i guess you're a rich country

>>8111003
Y
>>8110997
>head starts concaving, melting, with single pat
>become melting pastel coloured wax in an oven

>>8111024
*bails*

>>8110996
>although i like(d) psychedelics for the perspective-shift and resultant introspection + generally feeling like i'd "rebooted" and cleared my RAM the next day
same
mushrooms are perfect because you know its not a fake drug like acid can be swapped out with plus they don't last as long

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>>8111017
I know :(
(hugg)

>>8111037
I hope they're okay...
(hugg)

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>>8111028
>The liquid starts burning through the floor, reaches the walls, they sat to combust, smouldering, the room is now on fire

>>8111042
I do too...

>>8111044
Cuz ur cute

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post hons

I wonder if my hair is too long to be hireable. I live in a fairly conservative area. If so my plans for the next few years are gone.

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>>8111054

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>>8111054
Ur fukin high m8

>>8111058
Ponytail it and you'll be fine.
Literally I work in fast food you just ponytail that shit and put a hat on.

>>8111059
Girl needs laser

>>8110985
You know I'm a tech wizard and now I'm fapping to you face and breasts. Thinking of breeding you?

>>8111064
It's not that long. Front is just at the bottom of my nose. Sides are about an inch past ears. Back doesn't reach shoulders. I look like a mop.

>>8111059
>tfw you don't wear glasses so you can't hide half your face and pretend you're somewhat passable

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>>8111058
just keep it neat and clean nbd

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>>8111071

>>8111078
cute tbqh

>>8111082
That you Vanessa? ._.

Did things get patched up with Kryer? ._.

>>8111073
I don't know how to keep it neat desu

I'll be working in a position where only like 3 people ever see me so I don't think they'd care too much

But conservative values run deep and people almost never hire me if my hair passes my eyes

I hope I'm not wasting $700 and a lot of hope chasing an impossible dream

>>8111083
lol no i'm not

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>>8111054
post more hons

>>8111088
dont be rude :(
she looks fine

>>8111085
Hair anon? ._.

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>>8111084
boomers like drugs

you'll be in demand for a while, there's really nothing to worry about

>>8111090
>she
Am I on Susan's?

>>8111064
Ayy bb girl go try on those new sweat shorts you got, you know what daddy wants to see.

>>8111088
>>8111078

>>8111098
>eyes of the devil
DELET NOT ON A PURE CHRISTIAN BOARD LIKE THIS

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>>8111078
Fix your fucking eyebrows.
You're pretty tho
>>8111068
>the liquid has burned a sinkhole into the foudation, charred embers of the wall start collapsing into it. The rest of the building is slowly burning down, collapsing in on itself.
You fap to some weird shit, m8

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>>8111100
As much as I like to oblige, they're in the washing machine rn.

>>8111098
Maybe idk I have no experience mixing IVs

However DFW needs IV techs so bad they're jacking up pay and giving out OT everywhere like an epidemic and will take people with no experience

But if I look like some unhireable faggot they'll just wait for someone else since someone else will see the demand and fulfill the supply better

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I want winter back now. I'm going to move north just so I can wear layers more throughout the year.

>>8111092
uhmm idk I don't think thats me

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>>8111054
M E

E

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>>8111112

>>8111110
Ur prty also I will <3

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>>8111115
i think you're being too hard on yourself

i do this kind of thing to justify not trying, but it's bullshit

you'll be fine, even if they think you're just a faggy azn boy with messy hair. stick with it and you'll find a good employer

skincare anon from yesterday are you around?

>>8111149
That's real cute

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>>8111134
Hey

>>8111149
meme hair but she looks cis not like a hon at all

im going to marx's grave and summarily execute myself for crimes against the people in front of it and i hope you're all rooting for me

>>8111146
Okayyy

If I can get OT on weekdays that would be so amazing

But if I am working 7 days a week like I imagine I'd only bring home like $600 a week which isn't much more than I make now

Maybe in a few I can get hired as a grill somewhere else for $20+ an hour

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>>8111164
I'll pretend to miss you.

>>8111174
why would you lie like that

>>8111164
gl senpai

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>>8111164
can we not joke about suicide here

ever, preferably

elsanna come back pls

>>8111164
One less shitty red jungle monkey holding South America back from becoming a developed continent.

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Redpill me on Boo

Rent is pretty okay in las vegas like 500 a month and it gives me a socal vibe

Maybe we could hang out with the stars

Where else is a nice city to live in

>>8111178
I just want (You)s from you nearly as much as I want cock.

>>8111182
I want myrthe and anna to be okay.
Can anyone who knew their deadnames like check netherlands articles or something

>>8111182
I joke about suicide because I've been dealing with suicidal thoughts for like... 12 years now? It's basically a coping mechanism at this point.
>>8111186
ebin :DDDD

>>8111190
I do not want to dig through the archives right now.

>>8111023
dude you can sleep at my place for a night wtf are u on about

>>8111023
>greece
>rich country
o i am laffin

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>>8111212
PAY DENBTS

>>8111212
she lives in the netherlands you nincompoop

>>8111212
Wasn't nim talking about Nederlands

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>>8111202
yeah, but it normalizes it for you and others

i've spent a lot of my life suicidal too

>>8111220
o

>>8111221
oops

>>8111223
I'm sorry, I can't help it.

I'll try to minimise it a bit I guess.

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>>8111221
protip: the country is Nederland, Nederlands is the language

>>8111228
Fucking PUSSY.

the country is fucking swamp germany and everyone in it is a god damn swamp kraut end of discussion

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>>8111223
Living on the edge to where you are almost dead is pretty thrilling imo

>>8111229
Learn something new every day. I know English and a bit of German but zero Dutch.

>>8111202
Not a healthy way to be honest

>>8111230
listen up you rat fuck

keep this up and im going to start denying you (You)s.

>>8111207
i-i dunno

>>8111238
Grow a back bone

>>8111232
wtf
>>8111238
it's cute when two little mice make angry noises at each other

>>8111242
bring lube

>>8111242
i know ur scared and stuff but my mom is super cool and if you don't want to you don't have to interact with her

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>>8111238
What is with you and rats right now?

Sudden nausea and urge to vomit all over nice floor

>>8111248
I wonder how they're going to determine who is the dominant one
maybe wrestle for it?

>>8111243
i just grew like 70 and now im a deformed, abominable mass of superfluous spines poking out of my stretched out skin. thanks anon.

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hummus and crudité doesn't have calories right

>>8111228
thanks, i totally get it but if we all contribute to a prevailing opinion that suicide is neither rational nor a solution it can help prevent tragedies in our community <3

>>8111257
You get a job yet? How are you in London =)

>>8111250
I don't wanna be a bother :(

>>8111264
you won't be lol

Clearly we won't all make it if people are killing themselves

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>>8111256

>>8111256
I'm pretty sure they both know which role they prefer and wouldn't need to fight over it

>>8111261
Still studying, hit the worst and most stressful part of the academic year now (essay season followed very shortly by exam season), I will look for a part-time job after this nightmare is over and get some money while I work on my dissertation. Currently I am going insane with the symptoms of nicotine withdrawal, which are genuinely horrendous, but I want to be serious about quitting smoking.

I know this is oryx, btw.

>>8111268
What roles would those be?

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Guten Morgen!

>>8111244
no bully

>>8111266
They are making it, just, to the other side. Death is peaceful. No more pain or sadness or dysphoria. No more feelings of inadequecy or guilt. Just a warm nothingness.

>>8111264
like all i have to do is make ur bed and make you breakfast the next day it's like a minimal effort on my part?

Like amsterdam hotels are ridic overpriced and your stay at my place will be F R E E .

>>8111280
sorry i can't hear you

>>8111063
what do you mean.

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>>8111266
im assuming til i hear otherwise that they're just lewding together on a train to albania

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>>8111270
<3

>>8111277
Ash

>>8111266
Let them sonic

>>8111276
You'd have to ask them since I don't know nim or sertii well enough, especially not in the bedroom.

>>8111284
do NOT do this to me

>>8111265
o-okei

i was gonna do 2 nights in france, netherlands and germany

i might see some other parts of england too, she says she wants me to connect with my heritage

>>8111277
draw lil mad brows on her

>>8111277
goedemorgen! dat lijkt lekker

>>8111282
I looked up Netherlands news and I saw 'couple found dead' and almost had a panic attack started before I read the rest 'had 5 children'

>>8111284
but what if my food autism kicks in

>>8111295
dude wtf it's not like that lmao i'm just a good host...
>>8111296
hugg
>>8111299
aight, just tell me beforehand. It's a weekend so i have no obligations+will probably be bored otherwise
>>8111307
can you eat fried or boiled eggs and bread?

I don't know Sertii that well but Nim seems like a giant prude. I don't really see anything happening.

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>>8111311
uhhhh maybe

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i wish i actually remembered dutch, it'd be fun to use it for real >>8111304

hi does anyone wanna be my roommate? I have a bf so I won't hit on you or anything. I live in slc but I can move to colorado springs, san antonio or henderson

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>>8111290
Hallo!
>>8111303
B-but I already drunk it :c
>>8111304
:3 it was yummy!

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>>8111319
why not denver

are you some sort of mormon

>>8111317
If you visit England in July I have a free house if you wanna stop by a dull rural village when you're visiting London btw

>>8111323
im really disappointed you didn't do it ash

>>8111327
late may - early june

>>8111325
My company has things in those cities so it'd be easier to transfer. I've been thinking about running away to denver tho I don't wanna come out to my family who is all mormon (I'm not)

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I love you ______

>>8111323
Whats Faye like?

>>8111312
Wriggles Intensify

>>8111317
shop is close so we can get you whatever lmao

>>8111329
nim if you decide to see people we should hang out unless you've already decided i'm too much of a weirdo based on my, frankly, not very normal style of posting here.

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i'm so tiredddddd
why is ~5 hours never enough?

>>8111329
yeah nah that's a no go then unfortunately
still up to do stuff if you want

>>8111336
5 hours of sex is enough to get tired

>>8111336
If you mean 5 hours of sleep, it's not enough.

>>8111333
gaaahh Dx

>>8111335
what part of london are you at

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>>8111329
>>8111337
Whoops forgot trip.

Thread specific tripping when ahhhhhhhhhh

>>8111337
maybe, we'll see

you said you're in devon right

>>8111350
huh?

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>>8111331
denver's fun

i don't wanna come out to my mormon family either desu

>>8111350
I live in northern london but I spend a lot of time in westminster city since I study there.

>>8111353
Currently, but:
* Working all the way through final week down there, last day of work being the 18th (Thur).
* Have plans for the Saturday.
* Leaving on the Sunday.

Unless you'd be here on the 19th then it'll probably be easier to just do stuff when you're visiting London.

>>8111359
Were you there when the attack happened?

>>8111357
the thought honestly makes me wanna cry, they get like obviously bothered when anyone makes a gay joke and my grandpa always points out transgirls and says "that's one of those transgendereds that's so weird, why would they act on those feelings"

>>8111305
Do you really think every suicide shows up in the news?

>>8111354
i have to go shopping for stuff i like to eat when I visit my sister too..

idk it just makes me feel like maybe i do have some kind of eating disorder

>>8111359
oh

i don't really know anything about the parts of london but id probably be where all the major attractions are

>>8111361
hmm mkay

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>>8111367
just get them out of your life, you aren't going to change them and they're only going to hurt you

once you've established your own life you can let them find out and decide if they want to be a part of your life or not

>>8111371
you "feel like"?

>>8111370
Well I'd think a couple killing themselves together would show up. (Which it did, but not the same couple)

>tfw left boob/nipple is more developed that the right
:(
lefty is getting too far ahead..it hurts even though I haven't bumped it or anything

>>8111380
well idk i don't think i look anorexic and i don't think i look morbidly obese

i guess that's what i think if when i think if eating disorders

>>8111351
if (document.getElementsByClassName("subject")[0].innerText.indexOf("mtfg") >= 0) document.getElementsByName("name")[1].value ="Andrea##yourtripcode"

if you don't use 4chanX you have to replace the 1 with a 0 afaik

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>>8111347
>>8111348

i did mean sleep!! get your minds out of the gutter!!!
plus i'm not having sex until monday so ya

>>8111414
ruffle edie hair

>>8111318
I get confused how jongen or windmolen for example are singular

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>>8111396
Oh neat.
Thanks anon.
<3

>>8111365
it was, actually, fortunately a day with no lectures, i was home when it hapened

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>>8111420
i've really forgotten almost all of it. it'd come back quickly i think, but iono

i know more spanish and i've never studied it, i studied dutch for two years in accelerated classes at university. don't ask me why, i don't have a great answer

not exactly a lot of opportunity to hear/use nederlands in tx tho

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my squat rack is back up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr-SqRWImmI
why tf am i just now discovering maria and the diamonds
my ovaries are diamonds rn

>>8111374
then youre gonna be in westminster city a bunch

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Going out tonight
Even this size 18 dress looks too short and stretched over my manbod

I look disgusting

>>8111414
You said 5 hours wasn't enough and you were tired, the only thing I thought of was insufficient sleep. Whose mind is in the gutter, hmm?

>>8111417

patt hugg snugg nimnim

>>8111421
uwu you're welcome~

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>>8111433
face is lookin good tbqh

some peeps like a girl with a package

>>8111436
edie i started using my argan oil shampoo and now my hair is really silky smooth

is that cool

I took cyproterone and then I lost my mojo

>>8111435

o-oh.. well ok..

>>8111442

i think that's pretty cool ye :o

I'm depressed

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>>8111451
do you have anyone to talk to?

can you exercise?
is your room/house clean?
maybe a tasty snack you could eat?

>>8111450
but it's still frizzy wtf

i thought i had coarse hair but my doctor told me i had really fine hair yesterday

and she called it pretty

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>>8111451
(hugg)

Is it okay to dilate while sitting on a chair while shitposting?

>>8111458
No one wants to talk to me

I could
It is
There isn't

>>8111462
it's never okay to do absolutely anything whatsoever

>>8111468
oh

>>8111459

ye i mean most white people have thin or fine hair! it's prob just the way it's dried that's making it frizzy.

>>8111486
i let it airdry tho

>>8111468
They told me to lie down while doing it but it's boring.

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>>8111467
well get your heart rate up for a bit, it usually helps me feel better and it's an acceptable distraction

how about trans/lgbt group meetings and/or a therapist?

i don't have anyone to talk to in my life so i go to therapy and group meetings

have you ever made a list of things that make you feel good? the ultimate goal being a self-care plan i guess

>>8111489
>florida

yah buddi that's probably the issue, humidity + airdry = frizz

>>8111497
somebody put the ferret tongue on that bear RIGHT NOW

>>8111497
None of that will help

>>8111497
should i use a hairdryer

i heard that's bad for your hair tho

>tfw not dilating while watching Jesus of Nazaret for the 20th time

>>8111510
It gets annoying after the second watch

>>8111510
uhhh wat?

>>8111441
I look like Peter Steele

>>8111512
i agree but tv shows it during easter like a million times
>>8111514
what wat?

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>>8111504
wallowing sure won't either

you gotta commit to changing the factors that contribute to your depression

i was suicidal from 8-19yo, and severely depressed from 8-32.. still working on pulling out of it desu

>>8111515
petra steele maybe

>>8111509
that's the conundrum innit

i have one that i never use, and a diffuser

best no-heat solution i've found is using gel/cream and styling my hair when it's still dry then letting it dry

but i'm not an expert, i mostly have frizzy hair

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What are some good anime like Kobayashi's Dragon Maid that I should watch?

(Besides Watamote and Nichijou)

>>8111525
>when it's still damp

>>8111525
Yes but the biggest factor contributing to my depression is something that is entirely not in my control

>>8111525
I don't style my hair cuz i dunno how to do it

i just put in leave in conditioner when it's damp

ill probably switch to showering in the mornings tho, i tried it and it helped with the frizziness a bit

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>>8111537
care to share?

>>8111538
well what i really mean is comb/brush it where i want it to set

then, depending on the product, i'll brush it out after it dries

also i remembered that mousse can be really good

>>8111527
Himouto! Umaru-chan

>>8111543
I could but I fail to see what the point would be of sharing it here
I am destined to be depressed until the day I die which is hopefully soon

>>8111547
I forgot to add this one in the 'besides' list.
I've already watch and am re-downloading it

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It finally came!!!!

>>8111552
Congratulations. Welcome to the wild ride.

>>8111527
shimoneta

>>8111527
osomatsu-san was pretty funny and I don't even usually watch anime

>>8111543
i dunno i just pat it dry then apply the leave-in conditioner and comb it straight with a wide-toothed comb

i dunno anything about mousse

>£170 on shoes
can i be the real girl now mummy

>>8111550
Gakuen Handsome then

>>8111489
>>8111509

you can let it air dry but then straighten it. that's what i do.

I keep having fantasies about being fucked by a man but I'm not attracted to men and I'm attracted to girls but don't want to have sex with any ahhhh what the fuck is wrong with me!?

>>8111562
but i dunno how to do that

>>8111559
my mom wants me to england cuz nuh heritage so i might go to wherever you are okay

>>8111563
Estrogen is one hell of a drug.

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>>8111548
a big part of the point is that we're social animals and just communicating our problems can make us feel better to begin with

maybe some of us have some valuable perspective, or can commiserate. or maybe we can help you get in contact with people who have the ability to help

please do share

>>8111565

it's really easy lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5v10dG8ZKg

>>8111563
http://emptyclosets.com/forum/anonymous-support-advice/77139-straight-girl-but-not-attracted-men.html
congrats you have a girls sexuality

>>8111574
idk im pretty dumb like i can never dry my hair with the blow dryer right so i just let it airdry

id be worried it'd make me look too gay too cuz im you know not out or whatever

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>>8111571

im gay

>>8111592
same

>>8111571
>>8111585
except now she's gone

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>>8111592
me too

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>>8111574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdVuSvZOqXM

super easy lol

>>8111584
the only way to get better is to keep trying

>>8111585
well... dunno how recently y'all broke up, assuming that's the case, but it does get easier with time. i think the best way to handle it is to think about the positive memories and emotions and why they made you feel good/like her etc. and then seek those qualities in your life on your own

you'll be a better person for the next relationship that comes around

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>tfw will never find women's shoes that fit my fit in a store
o well
At least I got a couple shirts
>>8111592
gayyyy
>>8111552
nice

>>8111592
no

>>8111552
hype \o/

>>8111604
sertii is very gay and so are you

im the gayest though

>>8111597
>and then seek those qualities in your life on your own
How you do you imagine I find those qualities in my life on my own when the things that felt good were finally being embraced and loved by another person

>>8111609
No you're not.
By far

>>8111612
look its not fair

im here talking to baby trannies and you show up

how am i even able to compete

>>8111609
how gay am i

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>>8111611
perseverance

it's not easy, i know that much, but it's worth it

>>8111621
totally gay

>>8111612
What do you mean by this
>>8111063

>>8111621
you're so gay you have to dedicate like half of your entire energy to saying you're not

which is gay as fuck

gay

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>>8111611
learning to love yourself and be ok with just being by yourself is one thing
the other is finding someone else

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i want this but 9s needs to transition first

>>8111568
I thought that was Coke?

>>8111579
woohoo?

>>8111640
Cocaine isn't that great of a drug, too short of a high and way too hard of a comedown.

>>8111628
i have to guard my masculinity

>>8111628
truth

>>8111642
Meh drugs aren't my thing anyways. Only drug I ever tried was weed once.

>>8111653
drugs are the way the truth and the life

Am gross plzplzplzplzzplz kill plz. Don't want this anymore please end it eight now pleaseerr

>>8111655
I'm pretty anti-drugs because of people around me being addicts and making my life bad. Mainly my father while he was around.

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>>8111665
no you're great
(hugg)
I bet you get all the peeps

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>>8111665
don't die anon
I believe in you
>>8111643
>you
>masculine
pls

>>8111643
its offensive for you to define homosexuality in terms of masculinity/femininity

>>8111285
>>8111627

Lol, I meant to reply to>>8111050
Srry.
Seeing as how you're pining for attn;
Wear some black mascara,
Practice eyeliner (on waterline and not)
That lip colour is too bold.
Go for something more nude.
And
Finally
Play with some highlighter in your upper cheeks and possibly some light contour blush.
Your hair needs still to grow.
But
In the meantime,
Thin out the middl/outside of your brows... get them arched.
Or
Have them done professionally

You don't pass rn, however, after all the forementioned steps to try, your lighter brow bossing makes it look like passing is definitely within your reach.
>>8111618
>gayest of the gays
>wears button-downs just to make cis girls feel queer

>>8111679
>>8111680
I am not ok

>>8111680
am i not masculine

>>8111704
No

>>8111694
attention?
hahaha

that person isn't even me

>>8111708
but i look and sound masculine

>>8111714
you're a delicate little flower to be honest

>workout
>dysphoria goes away for a bit
>get home and rest, it comes back

>>8111704
ahahahahahahahahaha

no

>>8111704
you're literally the opposite of masculine

to be honest family nim is what i would define as 'gay'

-t. gay expert

>>8111715
is that bad

>>8111712
Then why would you ask
>>8111714
About as masc as a closet lesbro

>>8111717
>>8111722
idk people treat me like manly man in real life

>>8111729
no its qt

>>8111732
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EXEsPpqm0c

>>8111732
same

>>8111731
cause i wanted to know what you were smoking when responding to that hon image i posted
turns out you didn't mean to respond to that post.
kek

>>8111732
didn't like 2 doctors call you pretty

>>8111724
you're no expert

>>8111734
oh okay good

>>8111745
one called my hair/skin pretty and the other one just my hair

and a different told my mom i had the most beautiful eyes she'd ever seen

felt nice

I am the most masculine here without a doubt

All I need is a brain transplant to make me alpha

>>8111697
(hugg)
wanna talk about it?

>>8111744
WELLLL, whomever posted that image, it has an android phone filename.
As in; they posted an image they took from their phone
Sooo.
Pretty easy to assume

>>8111755
even bean is less masculine

>>8111763
bean isn't really masc he's just confused and trying to find his place

>>8111755
Pff ok
You're puny m8
t. Alpha gay

>>8111754
you're lucky nim, I never had anyone compliment me like that. I did have some uni students training with my gp tell me 'good luck on your journey' which honestly that was just kind of funny.

I ran over a water bottle while pulling out of a parking spot and it sprayed water all over the car next to me

There was a huge dent in the car beforehand and someone was right behind me

Now I'm worried and anxious he might have thought I hit the car since I got out to see what happened to the water bottle

I wonder if the cops will believe me if they call me asking about a hit and run since the dent has blue paint in it and my car is red

>>8111762
uh oh with those deductive skills you might figure out who posted my picture too

>>8111762
ain't my problem that hon didn't rename it
i just found it and thought it was funny

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>>8111763
Damn straight

>>8111772
don challenge me im chad.

>>8111808
you must be a reall fucking ugly boy if that's as hot as faceapp can make you lmfao

>>8111808
stop detransing and start letting your muscle atrophy while doing hrt

I want bullies to leave

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>>8111819
(hugg)

>>8111800
>file names change when you download em from the interwebs
I cant.
Even
>>8111799
Wew
>>8111808
If you were a little older, you'd make me my breakfast and sit on my knee in the afternoon as the sun sets.

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>>8111812
I figure if get bullied enough it's the perfect way to rationlise giving up

From a male perspective being ugly is good for me. It will keep me grounded in reality and stop me getting delusional ideas

>>8111814
It's not detransing to simply post the truth.

Yeah. My muscles have atrophied. But I'm still gonna go to a gp and hopefully have them demotivate me.

>>8111819
Bullies are my friend. They will help get back to the land of healthy self loathing and the status quo

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nutmeg is meowing in his sleep

he's having lil kitty dreams

>>8111642
That's why you keep taking it silly.
>>8111675
I used to be anti-drugs straight edge. Now.....well...uhhh....

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if i exercise right after i take my e will the increased bloodflow lead to gayer muscles or will the increased androgens just crush the estradiol

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Shout out to all my sisters out there who would love to wear shorts but don't have the confidence for it

>>8111761
I just wanna cry and then die desu

>>8111786
do you take care of your skin/hair

i started getting more compliments when i did that and starting to let it grow out

>>8111830
Oh my god shut the fuck up.

tfw want to buy the vitamin c15 serum from paula's choice since everyone that tries it seems to love it but it's $49