/ftmg/ - female to male general

>>7558859
That's a purse rat. Sorry.

>>7558896
So you think all small dogs are purse rats?

>>7558910
smol + loud = purse rat
smol + scared = purse rat
smol + fucking scary = respect

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why

>>7558933
>that feminine face
>patchy beard
why is this shit so uncanny

>>7558929
>smol
Literally just use uke instead.

>>7558933
Will probably be pretty handsome once/if the beard grows in.

>>7558975
uke? enlighten a non-weeb?

>>7558929
Scary is poorly trained, purse rats are poorly trained because sweet little poopsie does not wrong. I know because my distant aunt breeds chihuahuas and they're all awful.

check this out
>>>/ck/8456796

>>7559000
Yeah, I hate how easily people get those dogs thinking they're just cute accessories. I have met a few decent behaving ones but those all lived in Mexico. Less of the purse rat culture and more normal I guess.

>>7558933
It's weird because most of your face is manly but the eyes are ridiculously feminine.

>>7558991
Seme/uke is essentially a version of the bear/twink dichotomy used by fujoshi in the context of yaoi.

Uke = small, fragile, hairless, bottom, probably cries about everything, really femme.
Seme = hardass, top, strong, macho, tall, etc.

Fujoshi apply these two onto any m/m relationship, then people started pointing out the fact that it's pretty gross, and the terms got less popular. Then "smol" and "tol" started popping up on tumblr, and is used in pretty much the same context as seme/uke was.

So, yeah.

>>7559070
Ok thanks. Damn weebs are weird.

>>7558888

yorkies aren't actual dogs... anything that can break its hip jumping off a couch isn't an actual dog unless it's old as shit...

>>7559136
What kind of inbred Yorkies do you know? They're hardy as fuck!

>>7559227

my 2nd cousin had one that did that actually... fucking horrible little dog, she did shit like send christmas cards with her dog's pic and shit... i mean she has lupus and can't have kids so that shit is mostly just sad, but yeah...

anyway all the yorkies i've met have been yappy as fuck and annoying... don't like them, and they all look exactly the same pretty much... which bothers me... they're messed up looking little clone dogs

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Dogposting rate dog pls. I dogsit him from time to time. Awesome little fucker. Stupid as a turd, but kind.

>>7559273
where is the other half of him

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>>7559280
He's a rare half-breed.

>>7559273
Looks to be an adequate size, too wet for me, probably smells.

Probably a good dog, I'm not really a dog person/10

>>7559273
This that fucker who ran off over the holidays? He still puking?

>>7559273
Big tongue. Soft fur. Wild eyes. Apparently stupid. Good boy/10.

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>>7559300
He smells a lot. Thank you for contributing. Do you like lemurs. Here's a lemur.

>>7559307
:)

>>7559304
Same. Never puked but he did go on poop-strike. Poop strike ended quickly and he was fine in the end.

>>7559317
LoL Glad the idiot is fine. I hate poop strikes, my blond boy used to do that and then hurt his ass when he finally shit. Yelping like I had kicked him or something. I would get glowers over it.

>>7559343
>I would get glowers over it.
Kek. Dog logic.

No, I'm not religious, wasn't raised that way. I'm not fedorable about my agnosticism, though, and like to hear others' opinions on faith.

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Anon with Yorkie to show you my mom's puppy.

Before bed he decides to go out to the bathroom or right to bed. One night he went outside and just sat there giving me this fucking look. He's got as much fluff inside his head as outside it and a stupid face to match.

>>7559449
Looks like a deep thinker

>>7559449
That cheeky fucker got you to stare at him for no reason

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this is my dog. she's my best buddy.

>>7559534
Proper derp face right dere. Would headpat/10

>>7559534
Those ears are brilliant.

>>7559571
oh god

>>7559534
>nananananananana batman

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This is my newest dog. He's just a pup. Learning to not bite so much.

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>>7559604
Here is my new pup forcefully squished against my 2 year old snow dog Cookie. Cookie is dumb and sweet. The pup's name is Beemo.

>>7559604
>>7559612

Oh no.

What a great.

What exemplary companions.

>>7559612
>>7559604
Excellent dogs, would kiss their faces.

>>7559604
>>7559612
You silly. That's a cat.

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I recently rescued this doggo. He's still putting on weight. Has a cauliflower ear. 2 year old guy named Moo.

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One more. My only girl Pip. She's an old lady but doing very great. She's very precious to me. And spunky.

>>7559559
>>7559571
ty guys. her ears look almost too big on her head sometimes.

>>7559679
your ferrets are so cute!

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Now I'll post my birds. This is Magpie. Aka "monster" aka "Cake" aka "me-mew". She steals socks.

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And my porkchop Jake aka "Jake O". He sleeps on my head and always thinks he's starving, so he cries at me. He wakes me up to play fetch.

>>7559700
>She steals socks
That's because Hitlerstache.
Beatiful pic, dude.

>>7559679
>and spunky
dude wat

>>7559688
Thanks so is yours.

I gotta get this off my chest

>local lgbt youth clubs are planning an event
>going to make different workshops on different lgbt themes to educate people
>the only trans-related one is some bullshit "transpectrum"
>basically listing a thousand different tumblr genders and explaining the genderbread man for an hour
>since I'm the only trans youth there I nicely tell them that it's a bad idea and that we should do something that actually matters, like something about trans people and healthcare
>"UH but no one actually knows what being transgender is," and then try to railroad me

WHY WOULD YOU TAKE A WHOLE HOUR TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING THAT SHOULD TAKE NO MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES ANYWAY. CAN'T THESE FUCKING LGBT "ALLIES" TAKE FUCKING 15 SECONDS TO TYPE IN WHAT-IS-TRANSGENDER ON THEIR FUCKING BEDAZZLED IPHONES SO WE CAN ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT MATTERS LIKE HOW WE HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT, CAN'T USE THE BATHROOM IN PUBLIC, HAVE MANY SOCIAL BARRIERS TO ACCESSING HEALTHCARE NOT FUCKING NO. WE HAVE TO TURN THIS INTO AN AGENDER GENDERQUEER CIRCUS FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF OUR CIS GAY OVERLORDS.

I am so triggered right now this whole day has been one train wreck after another

>>7559717
Thanks. Pip is spunky! Energetic, feisty.

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>>7559604
This one too, beautiful.

>>7559612
new reaction pic in folder

>>7559727
>spunky!
>Energetic, feisty.
lol

>>7559743
It's a word, anon, I promise.

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>>7559746

>>7559720
>local lgbt youth clubs
>local youth clubs
This is never a good idea

i have a pebus

>>7559765
post proof or it didn't happen

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>>7559734

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Pip

>>7559839
A furry three-headed snake. Wait, four. One is a ninja.

>>7559824
He looks slightly retarded

>>7558875
What's he drinking? It looks good.

>>7559860
He's derpy, yes.

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>>7559872
Butter tea

>>7559884
>you will never live in a culture with clothes and traditions like this

Man, I need to finish my anthropology degree one day.

>>7559884
>Butter tea
That looks delicious. Do want.

On that note, does anyone know if an FTM (or even an MTF) can become a monk?

>>7559891
I have two anthro degrees. Did my fieldwork in Indonesia among swidden nomads.

>>7559899
My guess is you have to do stealth in most cases.

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>>7558875
I'm a pagan but I also don't know if I'm allowed to answer becuase I'm also a ftm pursuer. But it's okay if I'm gay, r-right?

>>7559969
I'll take a gay ftm chaser over a straight one any day

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>>7559995
Good then, let's cuddle

>>7559935
>I have two anthro degrees. Did my fieldwork in Indonesia among swidden nomads.

That's awesome, and I'm pretty fuckin jelly. What degrees do you have? The uni I went to only offered a general anthro one.

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Do little bubbles like in pic related make your shot hurt more? also how do i know if I'm going into the muscle? my thighs are really fat so i dunno if it's actually hitting the quad.

>>7560066
Social anthropology. Specialized in power, resistance, and masculinity. Did you go to an American uni? I know they have four main fields in the American model. Mine is from the British influence so pretty traditional. We didn't have the option of physical anthropology for example. The closest my education comes the American model is cultural anthropology.

>>7560101
Canadian Uni. The only anthro at my uni was essentially cultural anthropology; I was interested in physical anthro too but nowhere local offered it. Ended up switching to a general sociology degree before eventually dropping out, but that stuff still interests me.

>>7558875
I'm more or less agnostic but for some reason I kinda wanna get back into going to church? I think it might be more about being sociable, though.

>>7559720
18 year old trans guy here
this is what every single one of them is like, no exceptions
this is our hell forever
there are no good trendscum
a-at least when they detransition maybe they won't be TOO loud about repealing every advance that was made this decade?

>>7558933
I'm a cisgay and this is beautiful

>>7559720
abandon that trainwreck as soon as you can, congregating with /lgbt/ youth groups and trannies is never a good idea irl

>>7559713
What a cute cat

>>7558875
I'm looking into religion, but right now I consider myself spiritual. I meditate a lot, it really helps me.

>>7560846
>>7560699
>>7559757
>>7559720
Can confirm LGBT clubs are cancer. I got elected as the VP of one my first semester as a sophomore, and so many tumblr kids flooded in. When the president talked about transsexuality, we got like five anonymous "UM THE WORD TR*NSSEXUAL IS PROBLEMATIC LMAO LET ME JUST LIVEBLOG THIS TRANSPHOBIA" messages.

Absolute cancer. Anyone who doesn't fit within the bleeding edge ideology is automatically an evil bigot.

Sort of my fault though, when we tabled during orientation to promote our org, we had to put pronouns on the board (the current zeitgeist goes, "M-muh pronouns!! Respect them!!") At the time I wasn't sure which way I leaned and didn't want to correct anyone. For whatever reason I couldn't just leave it blank like I wanted -- no one would respect my shrug at the question, and insisted I choose a set. So I chose 'they,' just to put on the board, and all the tumblrinas came flooding in.

Even though I specifically asked people from there not to correct anyone (because I really don't give a shit, honestly, I just want to feel right in my body) some fucking did it anyway. Their virtue signaling was more important than respecting my perfectly reasonable preference.

Don't ever go to one. It's bullshit.

>>7560250
Dropped out completely? If it helps, unless you want to get into academia or development a degree in anthro is completely useless. Half the people I speak to have no idea what I do.

>>7558933

Just looks like you're wearing mascara. Mess up your lashes a little and you'll be fine.

I'm such a cocky bastard. Went off Prozac, didn't get withdrawal so I went cold turkey and it worked. Now my Effexor ran out on Monday and figured I could handle until today. Bad call. I miss my drugs.

>>7562095
>I miss my drugs.
naughty boy

Don't get the flu, guys, it sucks. Bedridden for at least two or three days.

>>7562159
Don't judge me, you're not my real dad.

How do you cope with knowing you're always gonna be a dickless manlet??

At least there's some creeps who'd go for a tall dickgirl, but you FtMs seem to have nothing.

>>7562480
Welcome to the apathy and depression capital of /lgbt/.

I have a crush on a girl. She's really cool, she's 4'9 and plays guitar. We went to school together. I don't want to fuck up our friendship so I'll just stay friends with her.

>>7562480
consider the options

full repression-conform to social pressures and live as a feminine woman. might make life easier but you will hate yourself and maybe suicide.

quasi repression-live as a masculine woman. society hates you and you still hate your body. maybe suicide.

transition-can maybe live as a normal guy and hate your body slightly less. less incentive to suicide

>>7562480
Basically this
>>7562508
It's the best we can do
I'm not a manlet anyway, and maybe some day lab dicks will be possible.

>>7562480
>dickless
next edition will be 'stop falling for the 'bottom surgery is shit' meme edition'
anyway, it's hard to date as a trans guy, but trans girls like you and crazy progressive sjw cis ones do which i guess is good if you're into that (i just go for the trans girls)
i transitioned at the right pubertal stage to grow taller on t, so even turning out shorter than the average guy feels good because it's taller than i used to be, meaning i have much less of a complex about my height than most short guys -- negates about 70% of the bullshit

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>>7562480
>FtMs seem to have nothing
We have everything over mtfs but that

we pretty much have to deal with the fact that our bodies are something to be dealt with and not something that is sexually attractive

doesn't really matter though since that isn't exclusive to ftm transsexuals, intersex people are also not sexually attractive to anyone in particular but people put up with them
women also don't care as much as men about your body if you have other things to provide

>>7562480
>tall dickgirl
>tall

lmao 6'4 hon on suicide watch

>>7562480
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, your mother. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, ur mom called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my clitdick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dragon dick is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m fucking her and she has 30 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of methylcellulose cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel, do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

>>7562546
Dude I'm 5'11. Its not common but there are cis girls this tall.
Meanwhile no cis guy is ever 5'2.

Also I heard the saying 'ftms pass on the streets, mtfs pass in the sheets', which seems kinda accurate.
Your faces and bodies may generally pass better, but your bottom surgery is still poor compared to ours.

>>7562558
>I'm 5'11
i'm so sorry

i'm 5'8 but pre transition i towered over every female i knew, you are most likely 6ft tall in shoes and look like a dude, of course gay/bisexual men want you fuck you, you just look like a man with a dick and long hair

>>7562558
>your bottom surgery is still poor compared to ours
who cares? chasers want to fuck chicks with dicks, no one wants anything to do with your neovag

>>7562480
I know plenty of bi and dickphobic girls. It's alright, especially when they're shorter than you.

>know someone for a year
>one day we hang out and i walk on a wall next to them before jumping down so we're level
>she does a double take
>what?
>"Nothing I just... For some reason I always thought you were taller then me?"
>tfw passed for fifteen cm taller than I actually am for a year

Confidence and good shoes does a lot, folks.

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>>7562588
anyone gonna volunteer to be the first to dip in? kek

>>7562588
you can't gather anything from freshly post-op pictures
that's the same reason for the 'bottom surgery is shit' meme, every phalloplasty picture on the open internet is about two minutes post-op first stage

>>7562588
That's the equivalent to me posting a non passing ftm minutes after getting his arm skin sausage dick and testicle pump fitted
Not an accurate representation.

>>7562480
I pat myself on the ass knowing I'd be a better twink than anyone in /femgen/

>>7562558
>Meanwhile no cis guy is ever 5'2.
My dad was 5' tall and he was still fairly popular with the ladies.

Not even shitting you

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>>7562604
They still look nothing like a real vagina

it just looks like a gaping hole with two skin flaps on the sides and a weird dick head thing way too high up on the body
no clit, no inner lips, not to mention the reality that it is just a dick turned inside out, which means there is no vaginal walls, you are just fucking inside out dick skin
there is no post op porn for a reason, the only good thing about you is your dick

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>>7562635
>My dad was 5' tall
Pics! Pics naow!

>>7562639
i'm ftm, not mtf
i've seen a large number of neovaginas and they're decent-looking
there is also a moderate amount of post-op porn out there, both mtf and ftm

>>7562640
I believe him

I've worked in food service and there's plenty short oriental and south east asian guys. Lots of italian manlets too. obviously it depends where you are and what the local average is, but you do get plenty cis guys who are short as fuck

my mom is 6' tall
my dad is 5'8

have hope

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>>7562640
Alright, here's from my high school graduation. I'm girlmode on the right, my dad's on the left.

>>7562639
The thing that gets me is what are you even penetrating? Where does this mysterious hole even lead into?
in females your dick is penetrating a vagina with appropriately textured vagina walls and a cervix at the other end.
what is your dick even touching in neo vaginas? muscles and guts? really creeps me out

>>7562664
WOPS

>>7562653
don't kid yourself post op shill they both look shit

>>7562588
i lost at least 25 years of life

>>7559899

well with buddhism it's pretty divided...

i know that to an extent being trans and transitioning would be looked down on... cuz you aren't your physical body (this is a huge idea in buddhism) and you aren't supposed to let things like that control your life... so it's seen as a shallow wordly thing to be tied to

the flipside is everyone has their own path to enlightenment and it's possible that living too much in your physical body is part of your path that you eventually overcome or see past... and in the case of someone who previously transitioned before stumbling onto their path it would just be seen as something of the past...

it really depends on the sect and how rigid the beliefs are within that

keep in mind that within buddhism there's also the idea that no one else can teach you how to be enlightened, to an extent it has to come within, you can only be given the tools... so in some cases no one would see it as right to judge someone for where they came from or go through while trying to find enlightenment

>>7562558

my dad is 5'2, one of my old dealers is my height, so is one of my little bro's closest friends (5') a lot of guys in my family are short and i've known plenty of short guys... when you're talking about hispanic, asian, and southern italian guys being really short isn't unheard of...

>>7562696

come from within* my bad...

btw being trans in and of itself wouldn't be wrong (buddhists sometimes tie being trans with reincarnation, soul ties to old physical bodies lingering on in this life, and some take it to a bit of a darker place and see it as karma for past life transgressions... but keep in mind everyone has karma they're supposed to deal with so it's not something that would make you "bad") it would be physically transitioning that would be seen as wrong, and likely only if you're a monk to begin with when you do transition...

>>7558933
why would you ruin such a beautiful female face

>>7558933
>top of face
hot woman
>bottom of face
hot man

uncanny

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>>7560918
Danke schön.

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>>7558875
hey bros cis guy here.

I'm 23 and never grew a beard, i dont know whats wrong with me ):

is there some drug you guys take that gives you a beard? my friend from school says if you rub cum into your face you'll grow a beard but i think thats a lie

pic related: typical beard

>>7562829
All genetics. Not all trans guys on testo gets a beard. I'm sure there's stuff to simulate growth and nurture hair that's already there, but if it's not in your genes it's not in your genes.

>tfw no ftm femboy bf

>>7562843
oh fuck.

rogaine no work?

>>7562849
List your stats

>>7562921
Stats?

>>7562945
Gender, location, what you like, etc.

>>7558875

Last year was kinda rough for me, and I ended up starting to convert to lutheran christianity. I'm already baptized, though I never had my christening (family are whatever the protestant equivalent of lapsed christians is). I live in a super liberal area, so I never had to worry about not being welcome to church.

I'm still figuring a lot of stuff out, but what drew me in was the idea of faith and forgiveness. I used to pick and chose traits from other branches of christianity too, but I'm settling more definitely into lutheran protestantism, though many of the catholic church's ideas and approaches to worship and sin still interest me deeply. I need to study the bible more, but honestly just admitting to my faith has helped me a lot this past year and I definitely believe it's made me a better person. Which is kinda weird, because I always despised the idea of people needing religion to be good when I was younger.

Still not sure how I relate my transness to my religion. I always kinda viewed it as part of being human and part of the journey; sometimes, you're just unlucky, and you just have to deal with that. If God made us who we are, then either I am completely in the wrong to transition, or it was the intention all along that this was a discovery and journey I had to make.

I guess that's part of why I'm so drawn to lutheran faith; I might interpret falsely, but as long as I stay true to my faith I can still be a christian and find forgiveness.

Sorry for blogpost, 2016 was weird.

>>7562197
I was down for a week with this flu, then worked the weekend and did 3 four-hour uni classes... thought i was fine. Dead again. I feel like i caught a beating.

>>7562558
>Meanwhile no cis guy is ever 5'2

Dudley Moore and Prince were both 5'2"
I yhink Prince was a deep stealth transman tho

Danny Divito was 5'0" and with age he is losing height

Seth Green is 5'4"

Johnny Galecki is 5'5"

>>7563132
>tfw 5'8''

god knows how, the rest of my family is short-average

twinkdom here I come

>>7562696
>>7562710
I know a lot of "modern" Buddhist organizations in American cities tend to be very welcoming towards LGBT folks. The orgs that cater towards immigrant populations are probably going to be very traditional and less so.

>>7563216
I'm 5'8" also, but both of my parents are around 6'.

Genetics is strange.

>>7563306

yeah it really varies... i imagine it being seen as a medical condition rather than a karmic one in any given group probably makes a difference

but even shit like tattoos and diet can be all over the place with buddhism... and even in more traditional sects there's huge variations with rules

but yeah in america and more modern sects are typically more welcoming, but i think that's cuz they tend to adapt buddhist philosophy into a less rigid culture so it's more palatable to people... which is why you don't see jains walking around or anything like that...

and since buddhist philosophy tends towards ideas like everyone having their own path to nirvana there's quite a bit of room for people to be accepting of the lgbt community and whatnot

i also think it's a matter of people who don't fit in with the ridgid structure and morals of abrahamic faiths (which is different cuz in america those faiths are something people are indoctrinated in since birth and are a large portion of the population... and were an even bigger part until more recently since numbers are declining) tend to be the ones seeking spirtuality in eastern ideals and they're generally gonna be people who don't have that sorta morale and buddhism is a lot easier to shape into an accepting religion... so it just draws in a specific crowd that's generally gonna be more welcoming

personally i love some aspects of buddhist philosophy, but when you get down into the deeper details it's just as crazy and fucked as anything else...

I asked my doctor to refer me to the GIC six months ago and it turns out she didn't even do it properly. She sent the referral to a useless psychiatrist I've spoken to so they could pass it on and it got stagnated there. She could have sent it to the GIC direct and I'd be halfway through the wait by now! Fucking hell.

yo im running a trans server, join up
no meme genders allowed https://discord.gg/dY7dq
-an ftm

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>>7564211
U

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>>7558227
A small update. I haven't been able to sleep since faceslam fuckup and have an insane migraine. This is concussion right? I hate being a bitch about stuff but this sucks. Is it a meme to avoid sleep while concussed or is it real? On the plus side I've gotten a nice vertical cut bruise on my forehead and nose.

>>7564274

did the cat slam its face too?

>>7564274
I think you can sleep on a concussion as long as you've not got any weird symptoms like wacky pupils or clear fluid coming out your nose or walking wonky.

>>7564436
>clear fluid coming out your nose
I got this and I'm sure it wasn't snot. Had a weird texture and all. Is it bad? You're scaring me dude.

>>7564375
Nicky is a very special boy.

>>7564466
you might want to pop into your local gp's and let them check you over

>>7564535
Noted :(

>>7559839

i like your ferrets... they make me miss the ones i had when i was a kid... wish they didn't have such a weird smell though, not that i'd get one i have enough pets...

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>>7564615

+ gypsy

>>7564625
Gypsy makes me happy

>>7564211
that link is expired, and you posted it in an old mtfg thread, which probably nobody saw at the time, just letting you know.

>>7564466
Well, you did smash your nose in particular so that might be expected. I'm just thinking back to a "so you might be concussed" booklet and its checklist I got given after a grudging trip to A&E a few years back. I didn't even read it myself, my friends were making sure I didn't drop down dead.

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>>7564801
Actually I smashed my forehead and my nose just went along with the ride. That's why I'm a bit worried. I got swelling too, and most of it on the forehead part| between my eyebrows rather than my nose.

>>7564801
>>7564837
*how did you end up at A&E?

>>7564846
I got hit by a car. Whacked my head on the bonnet in the process which everyone was most worried about. I did the classic "it's nothing, it's nothing, I'm going home" thing but my friends made me go to A&E. Walked myself there though. They really should have spent more time looking at my leg like I told them at the time but you can't tell triage nurses nothing sometimes.

How did you end up walking so hard into a damn door is my question.

>>7564955
Very smooth. How bad was the leg? Did the driver get trouble?

The door is in the hallway and the lights were off so it was completely dark. Usually the door is closed but this time it was open so the butt of it was right in my path. Walk full speed into it like a moron.

>>7565070
No no, I don't think it was the drivers fault and apparently the poor girl looked about to burst into tears. After a couple minutes of people fussing over me and not coming up with a plan of action I didn't hate, I walked off. So nothing came of the incident really. And the leg was pretty messed up it turned out. Walked on it, albeit weirdly, for a few weeks before getting it checked out again and after a few scans it turned out one of my knee ligaments was fucked and had to be reconstructed. Got a couple of neat scars now.

Ah, I can definitely see how that happened then. I usually can't be bothered to turn the lights on for the stairs so I'm sure I'm going to forget the number of steps and go flying one of these days.

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>>7565168
That... is kind of badass desu. Post scars, dude.

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>>7565214
The big one looks more impressive in natural light. There's two little ones on the front of my knee too which I think are from where they had to clamp it in place to work on it. Apparently round there is a nerve or nerve cluster the size of a thumb that if you nick that, sensation in the leg can get really fucked up. But they're my most impressive scars and the best stories

>>7565287
Awesome scar. Do you have the nerve damage thing or was there just risk for it?

>>7565352
It was a risk but I had no problems. Doctor ran through a bunch of risk factors and I just shrugged like "sure man whatever, go for it". Not like I was gonna say no to surgery and walk on a bandy knee like Quasimodo for the rest of my days.

am I gonna make it?

https://sendvid.com/rczj3rd3
(sorry for high pitched noise, this computer is shit)

>am I gonna stop embarrassing myself?

my leg hurts so bad fuck shots

>>7566128
sub-q master race

>>7566206
i was getting hard lumps wherever i injected subq so i had to switch back to im. i forgot how sore it is the next day.

As of today I have been FIGHTING with insurance for a solid three weeks trying to get my androderm prescription pre-approved for coverage, only to be told NOW it's still $250 a month after insurance.

I wish my doctor would have just prescribed me injections from the start, god damn it. I can learn how to handle needles. But not having this damn prescription in my hands is fucking with me something fierce.

Injection is $45 for 90 days and I hate everything.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo8CrY_ZfFk

I know it's meant in humor, but what do you guys think about all the fruity names people tend to give their boys? I think Todd or Tucker is pretty tame compared to some of the shit I've seen, but where do you guys draw the line?

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>>7564230
oh hi

>>7563071
>christianity
the fuck is wrong with you

>>7565811
>https://sendvid.com/rczj3rd3
bro you're good, voice is great & your face passes fine. cis boys don't turn into grizzled beardy men in three months either. give it time

>>7563071
I've always believed that God does not make a mistakes - he makes choices. And if that's true, then he made me trans for a reason. Maybe it gives me an opportunity to be more empathetic or more understanding of broader life experiences. Maybe being trans will put me in a situation where I will have the opportunity to do his works. I don't really know yet, but I know it's part of his plan.

>>7564274
Well apparently you actually SHOULD sleep on a concussion. if your balance is fine, speech is fine and pupils don't look all fugged up, it's actually recommended to sleep.

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>>7562588

Why did they fill it with noodles?

>>7566662

You're talking to people who willingly name themselves shit like Skylar and Aiyden.

Interesting vid though, what year was that? Seems like a bit of a time capsule - these days I definitely wouldn't at all say that Kyle, Todd and Tucker would be notably 'soft' names. But you just don't see Eddies and Vinnies anymore for comparison - hell, these days Nicky and Eddie are standard girls' names, and Vinnies have become Vince~.
So maybe he had a point.

>>7567966
>Skylar and Aiyden
funnily enough, this is also a time capsule
nowadays skylar and aiden have gone stealth and pop up only to yell at newtrans for perpetrating the 'bottom surgery is shit' meme because they fucked 30 chicks with their phallos, while if you go to a group of trans guys and ask for emmett, oliver, or lucas half the group will turn around

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>>7567935

Even worse, why am I now craving noodles?!

>>7565811
Elliooooooot. Voicepass. Definitely. Face will catch up.

>>7567966
I'm surprised more aren't using dog names like Jasper and Toby.

>>7568318
jasper is an extremely common ftm name, though more trendscum than actual trans guys
t. knows two separate jaspers

>>7558875
Three months on T, growing hair on my tits. This is gonna look hilarious because I'm a fucking E cup.

Time to become a werewolf.

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>>7568381
Let's face it. Most of us are purse rats, not wolfs.

>>7568397
*wolves
damnit

>>7568381
Send some to me. I'm 2.5mos in and have maybe 4 small chest hairs near the top.

>>7567792

I think that's only if there's someone around to watch you.

>>7565811
You look pretty cute, like a teenage dude. You definitely pass.

>>7568658
>people watching you sleep
Thanks for the new phobia

>>7566391
Just rob a BB gym, dude.

Join the FTMGen Discord phaggets. https://discord.gg/kFVuD9S

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>>7562829
I'm no expert, but for me /fit/ boosted my facial hair quite a bit

Also I'm a not transitioning mtf who lurks all over the place here.
If there are ftm bros that i can answer questions for or anything like that, maybe this decision gets a bit more worth it.
>feel free to ask anything

Question: During Thanksgiving, my T levels got so low I started my period after not having it for a year. My doctor upped my dose, but two days ago I got it again anyway. Should I just kill myself? What the fuck is going on?
I switched from injectible to topical T a few months ago, so I think that was related to the initial drop, but I would think the elevated dose would have made this fucking stop.

>>7570122
I have heard of a person's body overproducing estrogen in response to too much T being put in, so maybe that was what happened?
Shit sucks, sorry anon.

>>7570122
Topical and intramuscular do not absorb and release the same way it sounds like you either need to go back to IM or go to a doctor who's not a retard

>>7570156
I feel like this is unlikely because a) it seems weird that it would swing that far the other way in a month and a half and b) I've had no symptoms of high T.

>>7567675
Something like that, yeah. But I know people who're like, "you're just giving in to greed, not being thankful what you've got", so that's kinda uh, especially when my dysphoria was never NEARLY as severve as some trans folks I know (never was suicidal, for example).

With that said, I DID only find God once I actually started transitioning medically, so that's a good pointer in the direction of "you're figuring shit out" rather than "you're defying how God made you".

>>7570164
Probably. The only reason I switched to topical is because when I moved states and switched doctors they refused to give me anything more than the four dose bottles, which never give out the full four doses in my experience... I think I'll just have to go somewhere else where they're not awful.

>>7569826
When is shorts season?

Hey, I'm the mtf who posted in a previous thread asking for advice on how to respond to my gf acting like a closeted ftm, and although I didn't get any actual advice most of y'all thought she seemed in the closet so I'm back to try and get more advice. last night she started talking about how she thinks maybe it'd be cool for her to go on testosterone or maybe SARMs but still claims to be totally not-trans, entirely cis, feels no dysphoria, etc.

Guys what do I do? Should I sit her down for a real-talk about her gender identity? Should I encourage/discourage her to get on T/SARMs? Should I just let things be and see where this goes? I don't think I'd personally mind her going on hrt, and I do think it'd be okay if she was cis and wanted to take hrt while still identifying as and presenting as a girl, it'd probably make me a tad more attracted to her honestly, but I'm still not quite sure how I should feel about this or what's in her best interest. How do I be a good, supportive, gf in this situation?

>>7570202
Depends on your type, for metalheads everything above -10°C is shorts season

For me it's shorts-time when the people who look like i would like to look wear shorts.

>>7570280
Maybe she has some kind of preconceptions about transmen that deters her from identifying as one? I don't know

I have heard of cis girls taking T just because they wanted to appear more androgynous, the only issue is that she most likely can't get it covered by insurance since she wouldn't have diagnosed dysphoria, it'd be treated as a cosmetic thing.

Her call I guess, just let her know you'd be supportive regardless of what she does or how she identifies.

>>7562480
I'm 5'9" and just as tall as a few of my cis guy friends, so while I *could* be taller, I don't by any means feel like a manlet.

As far as the dick thing goes, I'm thinking of waiting another 5-10 years to see where advancements in lab dicks go. Otherwise I'm sticking with metoidioplasty because I prefer that over phalloplasty frankendick. But honestly it's also not the most important thing in the world to me.

>>7562849
Femboys are lame, I want a gruff chubby hairy bf. Preferably short too.

>>7570668
No they're not. Unless they're whiny. I want one non-whiny femboy pls. With extra syrup.

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>>7565811
holy fuck I am so awkward

>>7567625
>>7568019
>>7568800
thank

>>7571076
you look pretty good actually, so keep your spirits up

>>7571076
Are you Philipino?

>>7571076
Stop being cute

>>7571111
maybe, Im a mut and never got my dna checked so i dont know
>>7571135
no u

>>7571076
dude you look like gavin free

>>7564665

she makes me happy too... she might need to go to the vet though, she has something stuck in her nostril... did this last year too and got a sinus infection from it... noticed it today, giving her steam baths to fix it up the next couple of days and if that doesn't work vet time...

she needed a nail clipping and a check up anyway it's been about 6 months since her last one

though i wish she had better timing cuz really we need to save some money for our next move to... idk fucking where yet, but we'll figure that out soon enough... she comes first though

>>7570280

I doubt a pure trender would be so reluctant to be described as trans, so even if she won't admit it, I'd lean towards assuming this is coming from somewhere real. Maybe she just doesn't want to say anything out loud until she knows how she feels on T and can make a comparison.
If it turns out T doesn't help, then being a woman who goes on T for a little bit then stops is a bit easier to swallow than declaring you're a man and then having to say "oops, my bad." Whereas if T suits her, then she can either come out as trans or just keep on with it, win win.

I think so long as she's not hurting herself or anyone else, there's no need to force her to admit she's trans before taking this step. Some people deal with things in different ways, in different orders.
But T's changes are a lot more fast and permanent than E, so do look out for her. Because if it turns out to be a mistake, it could become a big one if it goes unchecked. But that's sort of the benefit of not coming out first, there's no pressure to stick to your word and stay on it if it doesn't feel right.

>>7562588
WTF AM I LOOKING AT?!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxtJHLFs5s8

>>7572518
what is this garbage?

>>7562480
I grew 2 inches since starting T 3 months ago and the men in my family are tall. then again Im a bit (too) young for this place and lucky.

lol you're all gay

/bornwithdick/, hmu for big brother advice or weird questions

>>7572780
does it actually feel good when you insert stuff into your urethra?

>>7572724
i've also grown, 6cm/2.5" in the last six months
i'm 18, but started blockers at 15 and didn't really have a growth spurt during puberty 0.5
feels good going from turbomanlet to normalmanlet

>>7572800
personally? no. but my understanding is it's one of those things that you learn to like. so for some, yes. never went for it, so it's got no appeal.

catheters aren't fun. but sounding uses different equipment, more smooth.

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Why aren't you guys jumping on this train?
https://youtu.be/YzBjmZUgMT0

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>>7572880

I think I'm trans and, even though I'm pre-T, still pass more than half the time. Have since my mid teens. I'm open to my old man about my "I'm probably trans but maybe not, I want to be very sure before I start medically transitioning" position. At first he was a bit skeptical, but now he's supportive and will help me finance hormones, should I ultimately choose to. (I'm a pathetic millennial living from my his living room, for context. Wouldn't ask him to fund top surgery, though, that's fucking expensive.) I'm so fucking lucky. Feels good, man.

/ftmg/, how has your family handled the whole tranny thing? Were they accepting? Did they offer to help you transition?

Or did they discourage it? Insult you? Excommunicate you?

>>7572780
How do you behave in a manly way, in your opinion? Do you find the majority of other men share your opinion?

>>7572981
good one. bit general, though. if you want more specifics just let me know.

principled behavior. understanding & believing in the principles goes a long way. manhood is not the opposite of womanhood, by the way, it is the opposite of boyhood. so think about how boys act.

immature boys are often selfish, impulsive, & ignorant. they rely on others, & when push comes to shove, they panic & let the situation overwhelm them. some principles that lead to the opposite behavior:

there is a greater good. even if there isn't, society benefits from people acting like there is. this leads to the desire to be kind.

if there is a greater good, we all should contribute. you cannot contribute or use what you don't have. work gets money, money buys resources knowledge lets you use those resources.

if you rely on others for everything, you cannot help others or change circumstances. another reason to have resources & know how to use them.

if you let a situation control you, you've already lost. be prepared, when shit goes down, don't lose your head. do what needs to be done.

specific general guy shit:
there are two people: those who know how to tie the bowline, square, clove & trucker's knots & hitches, & those who don't. learn a few knots well.
fix your damn car or get some that you can rely on
if you're worrying about something, fix it. if it came be fixed, you're a fool for worrying about it
everybody thinks their boss is retarded, only idiots get caught saying so
don't get drunk in public
hold the door open, take your hat off indoors, & don't spit in public
well arranged dress & grooming means you don't have to fix it or worry about it all day
buy hand tools at secondhand shops, makita for cordless, stihl for corded & outdoor
if you lose your temper, you've lost the argument. doesn't mean you can't get angry.
if your chet at cribbage & get caught, your opponent is not allowed to get angry- they just get the points you would have taken

what else, fuckers?

god i need to work on checking my spelling

>>7572961
i came out at 13
my family eventually came around, after a few years
they're progressive people so they were never 'against' it but my mum had a severe case of 'it's cool except when it's my kid' and my dad didn't really care
my mum came around fully when i was 15 after i started blockers and socially transitioned

>>7573246
Burger here.
What's cribbage?

>>7573360
Google it kiddo

>>7572961

my mother was a little thrown off by it, but she made an effort to understand and be respectful and now she's supportive and really good about it... my brothers were instantly cool about it and both just kinda figured i was already... my aunts, uncles, and cousins have all been really good about it (a few in particular have been amazing), and my father spent years trying to ridicule and abuse it out of me then kicked me out (i had ended up living with my parents again after moving out at 19 for a few years... bunch of shit happened) when after years of biting my tongue i finally said something to him about what he was doing (i stood calm, said something reasonable and he responded by screaming at me, threatening to kill me, and telling me to leave unless i stopped being trans...haven't spoken to or seen him since)

everyone but him has been good about it though, even old friends who i've known since i was a kid and family friends and shit... just automatically cool with it and have never treated me differently...

but my father didn't care for me much to begin with and i've never liked him (i have no good memories of my father, he was always really abusive towards me and my older bro in particular... my little brother has always been his golden child... my parents are still married so he was around and shit but we've never even had an actual conversation) so it's whatever...

>>7573246

>don't get drunk in public

being drunk in public is a good time though... in private too... same with being high, and really plenty of grown men get shitfaced in public...

sometimes it's nice to get really wasted and do shit like go to a museum... or anywhere really i'm not picky about where i get intoxicated or what i do once i am

>>7573360

it's a card game... idk how to play it though, i'm not really into card games but i'll play shit like poker and blackjack... pretty decent at blackjack i can do alright in a casino...

>>7572961
>>7573631

+ i was raised catholic, and some of my family members are really religious... others became more open minded over the years or always were fairly open minded... but for a lot of my life lgbt anything wasn't really accepted by a lot of the people i was around... went to catholic school for a few years and even when i wasn't this neighborhood used to be really catholic so most of my public school classmates were raised with those views...

i hid and tried to repress it for a long time out of fear (people have always been able to pick up on me being trans and bi ... even when i was like 4 and shit... kinda made my life hell at points in school cuz of it... well that and not believing in the religion) + a lack of information/knowledge of what i was experiencing and what it made me...

and i actually only said anything (to anyone other than my s/o, but i only told him cuz he asked me if i was while i was high and it caught me offguard... i had a few people just ask but he was the first) when it got to the point where i was about to kill myself over it...

and actually when i first told my father it was also me telling him about it and the suicidal depression, that i needed help... he told me he didn't accept me and handed me some money that i used to get high with afterwards... actually tried to hang myself a few months after, but it didn't work out so i just got drunk and pretended nothing happened... didn't tell anyone about it 'til a year later

>decide to eat oats
>follow instructions
>it explodes in the microwave
>fug
>microwave milk to try other methods
>take eyes off it
>it explodes
>fug :DDD

>>7574981

i like to just eat them raw and cold, with almond milk or juice... and like fruit and honey... it's like cereal that way (toasting the oats first and eating them like that is great too, but more time consuming) and it's easy

cow milk is gross though it smells/tastes like a farm... and microwave oatmeal is nasty too (bad texture even if you didn't make it explode) + if you're going to boil milk you should do it on a stove or in short intervals if you use a microwave cuz it foams/expands... like 10 seconds at a time repeat 'til desired temp... you must never really cook or bake...

>>7574981
Never ever go near nuclear weapons

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>>7575008
You can eat a bowl of oats with juice? That sounds weird as hell. And take two worked out much better btw, I played it safe and paranoid.

>>7575076

it sounds weird, but it's good (apple in particular works well since it isn't overpowering or really acidic) and you don't need to sweeten it... oats have a neutral flavour and can be used in savory stuff too... they're actually really versatile

but with juice it's about the same as substituting milk with juice in a cake recipe (or pancakes... my s/o and our birds go crazy over pancakes made with juice in them instead of milk... me making buttermilk comes close for them though with pancakes and cakes orange juice works well) pretty much... if you're eating it sweet

you can use teas too for different flavors (cooking rice in different kinds of tea can be good too)

my s/o and i both cook/bake so we try shit... and also sometimes i'm high and feeling lazy and have to make a substitution cuz i don't feel like going to the store... idk, i don't think anything of trying shit like that cuz otherwise it's just the same boring shit all the time...

but i can tell you don't really cook...

hey grills, what do you use to flatten your breast?

disclaimer: i'm a guy with gyno

>>7575168
>hey grills

>>7575168
if you want an answer you can start by not being a dickbag

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>>7575168
Don't hide your soft bosom, flaunt it

>>7575172

come on m8, i thought becoming a guy meant growing some balls and not getting your panties in a twist because of "words".

just a bit of banter lads

but for real though these man titties are a problem until i get my surgery

>>7575288
Being a guy also means not taking shit from a little bitch boy with titties that thinks he can go around being disrespectful when TitsMcGee would look no different than some of us if he walked around shirtless.

>>7575321
>TitsMcGee
kek

anyway, when titanon stops being a lil bitch, the usual solution for a large chest is binding
you can buy binders easily online, they were originally made for men (male) with gyno anyway
you'd be looking for slightly different binders to most trans guys because you'd probably have smaller tits

I had lipo yesterday and had 2 liters removed from my ass. Feeling more confident already.

>>7575417
How much did that cost?

>>7575420

£3,000
Expensive but I really can't afford to skimp on my body. I had an extremely protruding ass that made it impossible to wear jeans and, let's just say it rivaled Kim Kardashians.

>>7559070
This post is old but I have to complain about it autistically.

Seme/uke is literally nothing like the "twink/bear" dichotomy you idiot. I get that this is meant to be an analogy that the common non-weeb would understand but it's an absolutely terrible one.

"Bears" do not exist in fujoshi manga and doujins. The only place bears exist in manga at all are some select FEW bara mangas.

Seme means "top/pitcher" and uke means "bottom/receiver" that's literally all there is to it. Sure there are some traits that are stereotypically "uke" and some stereotypically "seme" like you said here

>Uke = small, fragile, hairless, bottom, probably cries about everything, really femme.
>Seme = hardass, top, strong, macho, tall, etc.

but these are just stereotypes, and it's usually just bad manga that excessively use these. In normal fujoshi media the terms are simply used to mean either top or bottom.

But the worst thing is when you attempted to compare "smol" and "tol" to seme/uke. This is ridiculous? By this logic you're saying that bear/twink = seme/uke = smol/tol? Fucking read the post you're writing before pretending to educate others on things you don't even understand yourself.

smol/tol are literally just words that mean smol/tol. Hence why >>7558929 use the term to describe fucking DOGS. And then you waltz in pretending to be witty or something
>>7558975
>Literally just use uke instead.
>Literally just call small dogs "cock receivers" instead.
That's literally what you said. You're a fucking stupid moron and I hope you reflect before ever making posts in your life again.

>>7575436
>blanchard claimed aap doesn't exist

>>7575436
You're right, that was pretty autistic. Have you tried taking the internet less seriously anon?

>>7575288
Are you just fat?

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>>7562588

>>7575168
Stop being fat that's your solution
>>>/fit/

>>7572880
I've been considering it. My mom had a really small bump so since I have her genes I could just pass it off as a beer gut.

People don't realize how ridiculously expensive adoption or surrogacy is which is why they hate on pregnant ftms.

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what do you think of the ftm starter pack?
what would you add to it??

>>7575468
>>7575483
nah. skinny 62kg

>>7575537
I laughed because this is way too many ftm dudes I know. As for me the only thing that applies is the shitty facial hair.

>>7575432
>£3,000
>instead of just eating properly
weeeeew

>>7574981
Use a kettle for quick instant oats. Microwaving a lot of liquid always leads to volcanoes.

If you want some milky ones, make overnight oats in the fridge.

Making a big stovetop batch in advance for reheating in the microwave also works too, but you end up getting a solid bread-like mass of oats. Steel cut works really nice for this method.

>>7575537

my ears are stretched... that's all i've got going on, and they've been like this for shit... 10 years or some shit at this point...

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>>7575568
wew lad

Luckily it's gone now, even with surgical padding I have a pleasing look

>>7575568

some people are just built that way... body type can change everything... my mother and i are about the same height/weight, but we have different body types and she has an ass,hips, and thighs but i don't...

>>7575537
AO3 and bowties, got rid of my undercut two years ago.

>>7575664

you paid that much to still have a big ass?

>>7575672
Thats pre-op. I only had surgery yesterday. Wearing compression garment and lots of padding, but in the mirror my butt looks nice and flat, so i'm really pleased. It can only get better once after a few weeks.

>>7575666

i don't understand why anyone wears bowties...

>>7575680
>paying 3,000 bongbucks to have a surgeon give you a flat ass

That's white people for ya

>>7575703
If I'm not wearing a jacket or vest or anything, I prefer bowties to regular ties. If I'm just wearing a dress shirt and a regular tie I look like a Green Day fan or someone's uncle.

>>7575729
rather be white than black any day of the week...............

>>7575731

so just don't wear a tie at all with a dress shirt... people only ever look like assholes in bowties...

>>7575680
>>7575664
You deserve to lose your money. Geeeses. That is literal normal pudge. Fatties gonna fat I guess.

>>7575731
>If I'm just wearing a dress shirt and a regular tie I look like a Green Day fan or someone's uncle
You look like a man and not a dyke.

>>7575537
You forgot septum rings.

>>7575791

i've always wanted to have that pierced and then immediately taken out cuz i don't actually want the piercing... just you know... needle through there then out, and done no jewelry... just a curiosity thing about how much it hurts cuz people say it's terrible...

>>7575813
Why do you constantly ramble about stupid shit like 4chan is your personal blog?

>>7575770
Lol. Had the big butt since puberty.
But you must be a doctor, you know best.

>>7575817
I actually agree with you for once, Fiona. Brooklyn is a boring dumbass and idg why everyone likes him so much.

I'm >>7575791 btw.

>when some agp mtf is shitposting in your general

Wew you really triggered us all with that obvious bait

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Ignore it and it will go away

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>>7575819
Our very own bum boy

>>7575831
How is it baiting if I'm being serious?

>>7575827
At least one of you has common sense.

>>7572961
My mom's pretty open to "weird people", but I didn't come out to her about this until I was 22, even though I've been questioning for nearly 10 years and knew that I was trans for about 5 years.
I told her I've been feeling this way for a while but she compared me to a 16 year-old Tumblrina going through a phase recently (a friend of hers' kid) and I'm starting to get that "it's okay if it's not my kid" vibe from her. She hasn't even started trying to think of me as her son.
Feeling pretty insulted but it's exactly how I expected her to respond.

I'm paying for my transition entirely out of my own pocket, I'm fine with that. She just needs to figure out that she doesn't have a say in it and I was more of just letting her know what I'll be doing.

My dad passed away about 3 years ago, but I have a feeling he'd be against it at first, but later more supporting than my mom is. I feel like he'd like having a son.

>>7575436
Spotted the fujo

>>7575817
He doesn't do anything all day, and this place is hugbox enough to basically be his personal blog.

>>7575537
fuck. i check on stretched lobes, shitty facial hair, huge glasses and septum ring as some anon pointed out. but i have long hair and not a meme name, count myself as saved.

>>7575896
Sorry about your dad. How did he die?

>>7575817

drugs and boredom... you?

>>7575827

eh i've heard worse...

>>7575896

i do plenty of shit throughout the day... still have free time and i use my phone for everything so it's just always kind of around... but really it's not like anyone is hugboxing me or like anyone gives a shit about my feelings and whatnot, which is whatever... that's just life, but i mean... let's be real here i'm not exactly crying to anyone here about any of the stuff i'm currently going through and i have no desire to either...

>>7575817
you're probably the one who constantly shitposts this gen, and you're entertaining. also you're right this time, baiting or not, it is a rightful bait. the only fun recurrent namefag was SWG and he's gone

>>7575926
Heart attack.

>>7575968
It's more because you're commenting on nearly every single post with your personal insight.

>>7575994
Shitty genes or shitty life? How old was he?

>>7575994

i'm bored, and i'll talk about anything... i need constant distractions, this is one of them... i'm never just doing one thing though, i always have other shit going on and this is a background thing...

anyway i really don't give a shit whether or not people like me, there's always gonna be people who don't just like there's always gonna be people who do... is what it is

i've never had anyone who i've genuinely liked as a person dislike me so eh... i assume if someone doesn't like me the feeling would probably be mutual and i'm fine with that

it's not like i like everyone here, so it's not surprising that some people don't like me

>>7576023
If you don't care what people think then stop defending yourself.

>>7575537
AO3, bowties, glasses... but I have worn glasses for 25 years... soooo...

>>7576031

i wouldn't really call that defending myself, but you do realize that not everyone responds to things they don't care about with silence right?

>>7576019
He was in his late 50s, and I'm honestly not sure. Isn't it normal for guys in that age range to be prone to heart attacks?

>>7576053
Is it normal in your family?

>>7576053
My uncle died from a heart attack at 51. My mom has an issue with blood clotting/high cholesterol at 55 so I would say so.

>>7576053

nah... 60's is average, 50's is kinda young...

>>7576053
Sorry about yer dad, men have a higher probability of heart attacks and heart issues in general but genetics play a role, especially at 50 they're still on the middle-age spectrum I suppose he might have been genetically predisposed. My dad diet at 53 and he had aneurysm issues all his life, we thought fixing that would have decreased the risk of dying earlier, he died of brain cancer instead. Losing the longevity lottery right there

>>7576053
Stressful occupation? Bacon and eggs diet?

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>make bird's eye chili dry rub
>rub eyes before washing hands
Every time

>>7576065
I honestly have no idea, I don't keep up with my extended family. But both of his parents outlived him.

>>7576091
Not really

>>7576114

if it's still burning and you have milk it'll neutralize the sensation... i do that every time i touch hot peppers too

>>7575974
dont mean to be a little shit but what about Elliot Rogers desu?

>>7576133
Have you ever jerked off with chili fingers?

>>7576139
right, he's fine, though he disappeared for a while as well. he posted a short while ago if i remember right though. seems like a chill person

>>7576148
>a short while ago

>>7571076
>>7565811

>>7576148
should I start namefagging again? I mostly stopped because I couldn't remember to take it off on other boards and I didn't want people to recognize my name.

>>7575974
SWG still lurks he just doesn't trip. He posted in /an/ a few days ago.

>>7576114
I have been way too close to touching my junk after chopping chili one too many times. Even when you've washed your hands it sticks......

>>7575813
My ex had it pierced and she said it was the only piercing that brought tears to her eyes. I think they're really beautiful on girls but I don't like them much on guys.

>>7576172
It gets under the tiny edge of my nails, just burns like a mother fucker.

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>>7576185
It would tangle in my luscious moustache, no thank you.

>>7576210
post pornstache pls

>>7576162
if you want, it made you recognizable cause you don't have weird typing habits like brooklyn that needs no trip. am i wrong or did you say a few months ago on one of these gens that you wanted to stop posting pics\namefagging not to leave traces of yourself on the web? maybe i'm confusing it with somebody else
>>7576165
you think he still lurks this gen? i don't doubt he's somewhere else on the chan

>>7576142

nah, thank christ...

>>7576185

everyone i know who has one has said it was horrible, but that's why i'm curious... i don't have a lot of piercings anymore, but i used to enjoy getting them when i was younger... least painful was the smiley i had for a bit, but it was also the most annoying to get used to having... sometimes when i hear something is painful i feel the urge to find out just how bad it is + there's that great rush afterwards when something is particularly bad...

i prefer them on women too... but they're not my favourite piercing, they have to really suit someone and the jewelry can't be stupidly huge etc

i really like dahlias and medusas on most chicks who have them though...

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im a mtf who had srs and regrets it. i might be doing phalloplasty. i feel kinship to you guys.
im feeling kind of down today. i hope we can all find happiness.

>>7576345
are you frog-eye grill

>>7576345
angie??

>>7576345
why do you regret it, if i may ask? was it a rushed decision you made?

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>>7576345
Sorry for your benis. Pls post tits.

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>>7576374
no haha, im not skullie.
im a different loser. ):
>>7576387
i really didnt want to, but my therapists/parents had been angling towards me having it since i came out to them.
so shortly after i turned 18 i had the operation.
i backed out of it once, but i was made to feel so guilty and ashamed that i didnt want to disappoint anyone again, and everywhere i went people told me i would be do much happier after.

>>7576411
that sucks, anon. would they be able to perform phalloplasty on you with your re-shaped tissue? or maybe you'd end up with arm-dick too

>>7576442
ive kind of dreamed of that.
my srs surgeon left a lot of erectile tissue, and he kept the entire penis glans intact (albeit reshaped entirely but w/e), so maybe a skilled urologist could pull out and reshape the glans and put a strip of skin around the erectile tissue.
i dont want to penetrate, so maybe its possible

>tfw when no 6' ftm boyfriend to plow my boipussy via strap on dildo

>>7576218
Happy 'stache

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>>7576572

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>>7576576
Sad 'stache
Apparently with this cold I am a true zombie.

>>7576462
i hope that's possible, you'd end up with a better phalloplasty than us dickless manlets probably. i wish you the best. have you informed yourself already if there's a surgeon able to do that?

>>7559292
Guessing border collie and blue heeler

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>>7576572
>>7576576
>>7576580
BASED
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Good sir, please share your beardgain secrets. How do you trim and maintenance?

Trans men are way more likely to have eating disorders than the general population. Anybody else have one?

>>7577456
Not personally, but when I did my blood for testo I learned my long-time blood sugar is ridiculously low. Since then I've learned that I apparently Do Not Eat Enough. I always thought I had a very healthy relationship to food, I eat varied and high quality food. So that's something I'm trying to figure out.

>>7577456
Speak for yourself, doll.

Can i deepthroat someones phantom cock?

>>7577456
Trannies in general are more likely to have EDs. Also BDD.

>>7577501
Sure

>>7577501
I'll give you a footjob if you try mine?

>>7577564
>>7577583
okay, sick.

New >>7577668

New >>7577668

New >>7577668

>>7577456

nah... i feel like all i do is eat, but i'm all gross and fucking ribs sticking out somehow anyway... my forearm is the biggest part of my arm and it's just kinda disgusting

>>7576250
yeah, that was me, but I realized that would be impossible anyways and figure that if I did get famous, people would eventually find out Im trans anyways.

benis