/ftmg/ - female to male general

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why so many FTM identifies their sexual orientation as queer? queer just mean not cishet, and pretty much can mean anything.

>>7538765
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>>7538765
That's fucking stupid. All FTMs are queer because we're trans and it's not a sexual orientation. Anyone who answered queer to that is a retard.

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>>7538765
Why do you disgusting shits go to my thread
>>7522574

If I say I like dick, that means I like dick and not your slimy fishhole.

You are digusting. Stop trying trap gay men into fucking you. It's unforgivable to which lengths you straight women will go to fuck an attractive gay guy like me.

Kill yourself or find someone less attractive

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>>7539213
>an attractive gay guy like me.

>>7539213
How do you manage to get so easily assblasted by bait?

>>7538765
I've heard that T can influence who you're attracted to. Apparently it's not uncommon for straight guys to find themselves being attracted to men while in transition. Queer is a much more "fluid" label (point in case, no one can agree what it really even means), and probably feels like a safer option than declaring yourself solidly bi/gay because you suddenly want to kiss a bro. It's also a much more common label among AFAB folk in general.

What's the source on the data though?

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>>7539748
>feels like a safer option than declaring yourself solidly bi/gay because you suddenly want to kiss a bro

Probably this, they haven't settled into certainty yet. With limited options "queer" may seem like a catch all for the bi-curious.

>>7539748
>I've heard that T can influence who you're attracted to
It's male puberty. You're horny enough to fuck garden chairs.

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>>7539921
Guess I was always a bit of a fag... but my childhood crush on NPH should have clued me in.

>>7539935
NPH?

>>7539938
Neil Patrick Harris

>>7539935
Just popping into the mancave to say that RDJ-poster is a good addition to the board.

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>>7539958

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>>7539958
>popping into the mancave
lewd

if i could, i'd take you all out with me to learn how to fell timber & diagnose heat pumps.

stay strong. /bornwithdicks/ have your back

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>>7540020
I miss clearing brush with my folks. It's a wonder none of us got killed looking back on it.

Questioning afab here, I have some questions for FtMs (especially the ones attracted to females)
Before identifying/ recognizing you were FtM, did you like lesbian stuff? Like porn or seeked lesbian relationship?
Have you ever masturbated?
Does it feel/Has it ever felt good when you touch(ed) your breasts?
Do you all want a penis?
Thanks for the ones who take the time to respond

>>7540777
I thought I was a lesbian for a long time, because I thought I could be butch and be reasonably happy.
Actual lesbian porn for lesbians (not that trash for cishet guys where the girls can barely hide their disgust) is great.
Yeah, I masturbate. Usually with a vibrator and with my eyes closed. Sometimes I have a real craving for penetration, but not often.
No, I don't like my breasts at all.
Yes, but not so much I'd get a phallo/metoidplasty.

Why do you ask? What makes you question?

>>7540777
>Before identifying/ recognizing you were FtM, did you like lesbian stuff? Like porn or seeked lesbian relationship?
I wanted a relationship with a girl, none were really interested in me though. I guess they thought I was a cis straight girl. I made myself watch lesbian porn but I didn't particularly enjoy it
>Have you ever masturbated?
Yes
>Does it feel/Has it ever felt good when you touch(ed) your breasts?
No, never
>Do you all want a penis?
Yes

/FTMG/, what would you consider an ideal masculine personality?

>>7540809
Oh, one thing I didn't notice in >>7540824 is that you asked if we all want dicks, idk about that. I mean there's a reason why we transition, and that is dysphoria. I do think a lot of people are fine with the fact they will never have a 100% cis dick even though they want one though.

>>7540809
>Why do you ask? What makes you question?
Because I identified as lesbian for some time, I never felt like a girl a lot but I felt like my body didn't define who I was and I was totally ok with being a girl, but it's been 2 days since I'm starting to feel what could be called dysphoria on my breast like you guys probably do. Though it feels good when I'm touching my them but I don't feel good when looking at my body in the mirror.

>>7540777
>Did you like lesbian stuff?
I'm bi, so while I've been attracted to girls I haven't really recognized that as easily as I recognized my interest in guys. In retrospect I realize I had a lot of crush on girls as a child, that I just didn't realize were romantic feelings. With that said, I've never really enjoyed *lesbian* porn or stuff aimed towards lesbians. Or even lesbian stuff aimed at straight men.

>Masturbated?
Lol, all the time. Started when I was thirteen, not every day but multiple times a week, haven't stopped since.

>Breasts
Meh. I like other people's breasts, but it doesn't do much for me. I've had obsessive thoughts about snagging my nipples on something, and in general I don't feel sexy going topless. But I do enjoy rubbing my nipples through my binder.

>Penis
If the gods came down and gave me a sudden blessing of fully functionally dick, I'd say yes. I'm not interested in SRS, though, and I theoretically don't mind having my current genitalia, though with how my body works there's a disconnect whenever I'm not on my own. I'll enjoy masturbation of whatever kind, but when I get involved with someone else it doesn't really give me very much as far as pleasure goes.

>>7540824
>>7540866
>>7540871
Ok thank you for answering it was kind of helpful I think.
Also it might be unrelated but do you think it's weird that I've never masturbated ever in my whole life? (I'm 18)

>>7540941
I don't think so, a lot of pre-t trans guys and cis women don't masturbate. It's actually not uncommon to come across cis women your age who don't masturbate (and sometimes even haven't done it at all).

>>7540777
I watch some lesbian stuff, but tend to like straight porn a lot more.
I masturbate every day, and touching my breasts are about as sexy as touching my elbow/a man touching their nipples. Yes I want a penis; I've never had sex but a strapon would make me dysphoric probsbly.

>>7540983
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>>7540809
Also, I wished it wasn't possible to transition to become the opposite sex so I wouldn't have to question my gender and try to be happy with it, is it what a cis person would think or not?

>>7541318
I don't know about that but I do know of some trans people who think that way.

>>7538765
Queer is what straight women call themselves to lump themselves in with the LGBT. It means "I'm straight but kinda think girls are pretty and I may kiss one but I won't date one...I'm queer!"

Since most FTMs are straight women going through a phase, it makes sense.

>>7541384
Are you FtM yourself?
I'm >>7540777 can you tell me more about this "straight woman phase" thing if you know more about it?

>>7541402
You have to be flaming retarded to think Fiona is a male name.

>>7541409
Can you answer the question though? I'm being genuine

>>7541419
I'm MTF. I've made that pretty clear since I've been posting on this board.

You should know all about me, I'm famous.

>>7541426
Ok so you're a gay boy going through a phase too or can you tell me more about these straight girl ftm?

>>7541436
This entire thread is full of str8 girls except me.

>>7541441
How do you know that? Have you seen a lot of FtM eventually identifying as straight girls?

>>7541451
8/10 ftms detransition, this is a well known fact.

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Stop responding to it and it will go away

>>7541456
I don't think it is that much, but that's nice to know (for myself, probably not for most FtMs on this thread)
>>7541498
Sorry I wanted to know more about their point I'm done now

>>7541456
Fuck off. We don't want your attentionwhoring in here, especially if you're not FTM. Shit up the other thread.

>>7541456
[Citation needed]

>>7541515
What other thread? Please point me in their direction and I'll leave, given the circumstances.

>>7540777
Mostly straight.
>Before identifying/ recognizing you were FtM, did you like lesbian stuff? Like porn or seeked lesbian relationship?
Yeah, both to an extent. I never actually dated a girl while identifying as lesbian, I had lesbians hit on me but I always felt really weird responding.
>Have you ever masturbated?
Yeah but it's not exactly fun. I feel like I'm actually better off just being horny and leaving it alone.
>Does it feel/Has it ever felt good when you touch(ed) your breasts?
Not really, it doesn't really feel like anything. I mean, I can tell when something's touching me there, but it feels no different than touching any other part of me.
>Do you all want a penis?
Yes, fully functional.

>>7541402
He's just baiting, ignore it.

I forgot to ask at my consult but are inverted nipples gonna be a problem with DI top surgery?

If you have them pre op will they still be inverted after the grafts?

>>7541653
So you agree that "queer" is a real identity?

And is it baiting if that's really my honest opinion?

>>7541690
No
Yes

Getting to a different topic after having two different shitposters wander in - do any of you play d&d? I would like to but I'm a current hermit.

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MTFs are memetically associated with being good programmers. Does FTMs have a stereotypical tendency towards a profession they excel at?

>>7542360
>;_;
dude?

>>7542387
>dude
no, just a visitor.

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>>7542392
Girl cooties detected

>>7542417
sorry, I'll leave as soon as I get an answer!

>>7542301
Tabletop games, yeah. Although I prefer to run/play systems that aren't retarded.

>>7542301
I do. I have a group of friends I play it with, we meet at the dungeon master's house. It's cool

>>7542360
Professors in either Women's Studies, Gender Studies, or Sociology.

>>7542468
Most trans guys aren't into that sort of stuff.

>>7542360
I used to get paid beating men like >>7542468

>>7542468
that sounds like a non-binary kinda hting.

>>7542477
Then why are half the professors in those fields either FTM or some other afab trans identity?

>>7542490
[Citation needed]

>>7542490
May just be your location. All the trans people on my area gravitate toward theatre/music/art. I was the only one in my area who went into CS.

>>7542511
I'm not going to spoonfeed you if you're too stupid to do your own damn research.

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>>7542301
I've always wanted to play D&D but my work/school/spouse situation leaves me no time to drive to someone's mom's basement to partake of funyuns and mountain dew.

>>7542516
You brought it up first dumbass. You can't expect people to believe you blindly.

>>7542533
You probably never went to university which is why you don't know. Retard.

>>7542551
Trying to distract from the fact that you can't source your shitty claim? Nobody will fall for it.

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Stop feeding it

>>7542579
I already sourced my claim. Can you read?

>>7542612
Anonymous anecdote isn't a source.

>>7542301
Yeah i have the manuals and not just d&d, also other tabletop games, but the friend i have that's interested in this shit lives to the other side of the planet, not doable. I just read them for now but i'd like to actually play them. Do you like shadowrun\vtm too?

>>7542628
Only to retards it isn't.

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>>7538619
Seriously people, ignore the mongoloid shitting up the thread.

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I have a stomach bug. Give me your best remedies, lads.

>>7538619

>mancave

It's called a vagina, you delusional bulldykes.

>>7540777
>Before identifying/ recognizing you were FtM, did you like lesbian stuff? Like porn or seeked lesbian relationship?
I considered myself straight as a girl but I definitely had an affinity for lesbian stuff but I'd also tell myself I was NOT a lesbian. Like I was a little too concerned with not being a lesbian.
>Have you ever masturbated?
Yeah but I stopped inserting things after about a year or so. I figured out I could get off from just my clit and I felt a lot more comfortable that way.
>Does it feel/Has it ever felt good when you touch(ed) your breasts?
I've had top surgery, but when I had them they were obviously sensitive, but I was uncomfortable with having them at the same time.
>Do you all want a penis?
I do. I'll probably have meta (basically makes your clit into a more realistic microdick) and then hopefully get a real one if that ever becomes possible.

>>7538619
Why would anyone want to be a dickless manlet

>>7542301
You talking about me? I'm not too bad, I try to stay on topic.

I've tried a couple of times, but all the numbers and spreadsheets give me a headache. I enjoyed playing a game with house rules to minimize them. I guess that's the appeal for others, though.

>>7542704
Avoid dairy, eat some gentle stuff like bananas, rice, applesauce, or toast. Take small sips of water often to avoid puking it back up. Pedialyte is better than gatorade for dehydration. Peppermint tea may be helpful for nausea.

>>7542718
>getting upset over an obvious joke

>>7542730
nobody wants this

>>7542730
We're born dickless manlets. All we can do is try and make the most of it.

>>7542468
That's more of the kind of "transmen" that detransition and go nonbinary demisexual or some shit.

>>7542704
Laying down with a pillow under my belly and breathing deeply helps me with nausea. As for eating and drinking, soup and tea. It's pretty gentle, less work for your gut, and if you do puke it back up, at least there's not chunks.

>>7542730
We don't really have much of a choice.

>>7542662
I'm not familiar with vtm but I would like to play the tabletop version of shadowrun. I also am interested in call of cthulhu

>>7542799
oh you mean you played the shadowrun videogame by harebrained but not the tabletop? i got the manual after playing those, still one of my favourite videogames. i never tried call of cthulhu but i know about it, never owned the manual or anything though. as far as vtm goes, it's mainly based on narration and you need a good game master to immerse in it, and honestly i prefer the dark ages version. same shit, more or less, but in the middle ages and different "Politics". i'd like to find a group of players in my area but it's not really a thing here, as far as i've noticed

>>7539213
>>7541441
>>7542718
>>7542730
Has something happened recently to bring this?

>>7542867
Autism

>>7542301
I always lurk in /tg/ but I'm too autistic to ask anyone to play with me. I wanna try VtM since I saw the game streamed.

>>7542360
The only other two trans guys I know are into art, one paints surrealism while the other does fantasy western stuff similar to Blizzards old stuff. I do animation, 3D models, and also some game assets.

>>7542662
Theres always skype, but timezones are an ass. I'm in the exact same situation , and I'm always intimidated by joining established groups.

>>7542301
I've done it over text a few times because I wasn't comfortable with my voice pre-T; I'm almost 3 months in now and starting to not cringe every time I open my mouth, so I'm hoping to join an online group soon. I've owned the books for close to a year.

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Hey guys, I'm MtF but I'd like to start wearing a binder.

I'm still in the closet after 2.5 years on HRT (don't pass), but my boobs are just too big to escape notice.

This is especially bad when I'm doing things like going to the gym or running (with a tight, low-profile sports bra).

Do any of you know how long I can wear a binder without causing any permanent breast tissue damage? It would only need to be for around ~1 hour per day.

>>7542895
I don't like established groups either, not much for intimidation but more because starting off with friends gives you more freedom in how you're going to play. You don't have to test the waters too much and you can relax and dick around. I already use skype to talk to this friend but the real problem is, there's just two of us and nobody has any idea how to be a game master, so no deal. Seems to be a lot less popular than it used to be, honestly.

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>>7542704
Flat ginger ale. Candied ginger.

Rum your stomach clockwise to encourage parastaltic movement.

>>7542922
1 hour a day? I don't think you'd ever do real damage. Just make them saggy at worst. You get real damage when you're wearing it all the fucking time. Some guys even sleep in them.

>>7542846
Yep "shadowrun returns" and yep not the tabletop. I would like to join a group around my area as well once I'm less hermit like but living in the middle of nowhere it can be hard to find anyone to do anything with.

>>7543140
oh you should try dragonfall and hong kong too. liked hong kong the most, has that classic cheesy old style cyberpunk atmosphere, more than the others imo. hopefully you'll move out of that area, or maybe if you're in college there's people that might be into it. over here it's mostly people in their 30s that still play tabletop, really never found young people.

i feel somewhat traumatized by the experience of being trapped in a body with the wrong parts attached to it. i am numb and hurting at the and time

>>7543264
That's called dysphoria, kiddo. Welcome.

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>>7543264
>>7543313
Welcome, welcome.
The pool is locked after 10pm, but /fit/ is always open. There are fish tacos in the commissary every Tuesday and more /Pol/ish sausage than you can handle, bruv.

>>7540777
i identified as a stone butch (basically means 'dysphoric trans guy who doesn't want to admit he's not a lesbian') and expected i would grow up to be a lesbian woman (this was early adolescence), i never looked at lesbian-for-lesbians porn but probably would have if i'd kept identifying as female for longer, i never looked at straight guy lesbian porn just because i have horrifying kinks and it's too normie for me
i've jacked off and do it a whole lot (trying to cut down from several times a day) but only since starting t at 17, i had an intense sex drive pre-blockers (15) but was too dysphoric to do anything about it
never
it's not a want, it's a need

>>7542915
Do you do vocal exercises? They do wonders, and will help you get the most out of T.

If you aren't, try singing -- that's what worked for me. Put on a song that's at the lower end of your vocal range/just below it and sing along, trying as much as possible to imitate the sound of it.

Pull the area of resonance from your mouth or throat down into your collarbone, and eventually into your chest.Doing this will make your voice sound deeper, fuller, and richer: https://youtu.be/admZCSBF04c?t=36s

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>>7543584
>fish tacos

>>7542360
writing is a really common career for trans men, though i haven't seen many people talk about the subject enough to be treated as a stereotype
like computer programming for trans women, aap trans guys are slightly more likely to be writers but hsts trans guys do it a lot more than cis guys do as well

>go to the hospital because deathly ill
>get emitted
>nurse comes in a few hours later with a new wrist band "SOMEONE wasn't thinking and messed up your wristband, it says female." with a laugh
>"yeah it's right, i uhh can't change it until i get surgery."
>stares then frowns at me
>gives me a highfive, tells me good job and thanks me for being honest about my medical history

Usually this gets out of the way after the 'what medications are you on and for what' but she missed the memo. She was nice.
Anyone got some medical stories, good or bad? I've never really had a problem with medical people except my old, ancient primary doctor who acted like I was addicted and overdosing on T.

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>>7544545
Apparently the doc that did my hyst had a heart attack or something like right after working on me so I was handed off to a doc that wasn't so trans friendly. Nothe his fault, I mean... heart attack, right?

Guy walks in to my recovery suite and was just a general prick. He was visibly unsettled to see me and my 5 o'clock shadow there in the ladies wing. I was supposed to be discharged same day, but with the hand off and shit, I had to stay like 2 days.

Nurses were nice though. Tough bitches, hauling me up to shuffle laps in the ladies wing during the nights. Great conversationalists.

>>7544703
>ladies wing
Thats a thing in hospitals?

>>7544761
he had a hysterectomy, so presumably he was in the gynecological ward which is rather female

>>7544763
Bingo

>>7539213
>this is what eating da poo poo does to people
amazing

>>7545162
I know, right? Bruv got himself a tuna surprise, sounds like.

>>7544703
Props to you. One of my nurses was Indian and she was not happy with having to clean me. I wouldn't have been happy either if I was a nurse who grew up in buttfuck India.

>>7545195
Not props, congratulations.

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>>7545198
Not sure why for the congrats, but I'll take it like a power bottom, I will.

The nurse to take my staples out of my gut was East Indian.
Stiches>Staples I tell you.

She tried to be a hard ass with me at first, but I wore her down and she was chummy with me after a bit.

>>7540777
>did you like lesbian stuff
I was either indifferent or I hated it. Tegan and Sara sound like electrocuted cats. Most gay girl stuff sucks. No rainbow shit or alternative haircuts or piercings for me. Didn't find common ground with gay/bi women.
>porn or sought lesbian relationship
No. I was uncomfortable, but I also missed out. Should have tried that shit. No way I would rub my non-penis on a girl's junk though.
>masturbated
is this real question
>breasts
The nipples felt good. The rest I could tell was sensitive, but I was overwhelmed by how stupid and gross they felt.
>penis
Yes. If I could snap my fingers and have one, then done. The current surgery options and cost? It sours the thought.

>>7540833
>don't bitch about shit that doesn't matter
>don't be a fatbody
>know how to physically protect yourself, you dumbass

>>7540866
>I don't feel good when looking at my body in the mirror
Is it because you're fat? If so, reconsider.

>>7540871
>If the gods came down and gave me a sudden blessing of fully functionally dick, I'd say yes. I'm not interested in SRS, though, and I theoretically don't mind having my current genitalia, though with how my body works there's a disconnect whenever I'm not on my own. I'll enjoy masturbation of whatever kind, but when I get involved with someone else it doesn't really give me very much as far as pleasure goes.

I agree with this, 100.

>>7544763
Makes sense. I knew there was different wings for minors and burn victims but I didn't think of that.
>>7545195
Growing up all my doctors were eyptian and indian. They were really nice but their diagnoses always boiled down to 'it's a virus'. I tested that once when I sprained my ankle by pretending to be sick and sure enough, my ankle was supposedly caused by a virus.
I liked them because they always convinced my mom to take me out of school even when they knew I just wanted a day off.

>>7541660
I saw one surgery a few years ago where the surgeon corrected inverted nipples. It's possible, but ask your surgeon. Some surgeons are artists and will fix things without asking. Some are not.

>>7545234
No dissolvable stitches? Congrats for no ovaries.

>>7545314
>its a virus
Since everything from their home countries was a virus

>>7545377
not sure if I should laugh but

>>7538619
>Mancave
>Mangina

Vomits a little...

>>7545402
it's ironic
most of us are not interested in using our masculine vaginas, even the ones who fell for the 'bottom surgery is shit' meme

>parents buy a newspaper
>look at the front page
>headline is a story about another pregnant ftm
>his name is unironically hayden

you have 10 seconds to explain this shit ftms!

>>7545980
Ahahaha

>>7545980

The normal ones stay low key, the attention whores exploit their condition for fame.

>>7545980
I am amazed at how many variants of that name they're able to conceive, it's surreal

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For all you framelets... look at this guy

>>7545280
>Most gay girl stuff sucks. No rainbow shit or alternative haircuts or piercings for me. Didn't find common ground with gay/bi women.
Oh man, this. I know lesbian porn for straight men is fake as hell, but it's much more tolerable than lesbian porn for lesbians.

>>7546340
Put down your fucking toilet seat before taking selfies, damn.

>>7546340
left > right

>>7546340
That does give me hope but I'm curious what the time gap is.

>>7546340
...your ribs expand that much on T? Huh?

>>7546586
He used one year using bodyweight exercises, gained 20 lbs and is 5'10"
That's what he's claiming anyway.
>>>/fit/39934790

>>7546591
It's a cis guy from /fit/. That's why I wrote 'this guy' rather than 'me'.

>>7546591
Oh, and that's his lats not his ribs. But yea if you are very skelly gaining weight will expand your ribcage. It happened to me at least.

>>7540777
>Before identifying/ recognizing you were FtM, did you like lesbian stuff?

Hm. I realised I was attracted to girls at pretty much the same time I realised I was trans. I think I always did but I just suppressed it/didn't realise it because women (was raised by single mother and sisters) do that weird shit where they call each other attractive and talk about how beautiful other women are so I thought it was just that.

>Have you ever masturbated?
Yes. Internally no, however. When I was 12 I stuck a finger up there just to see what it was like, felt nauseated afterwards. Cried for what I now realise were dysphoria related reasons. Never did it again.

>Does it feel/Has it ever felt good when you touch(ed) your breasts?

Couldn't. Always hated them too much. Even in that brief period when I was developing them and didn't know I was trans I just saw them as this massive hindrance that was ruining my life cause I couldn't run anymore.

Do you all want a penis?
Of course.

i want to lose weight before my surgery so i have good aesthetic results. anyone else doing this? how's it going for ya?

>>7546662
What's the ideal bodyfat% for top surgery?

>>7546662
i'm doing it, though it's been set back by my appetite spike and muscle/bone (latter because i was on blockers for a long time) gain on t
i'm also pretty small, so if i get into the lower end of a healthy bmi i can probably have peri
i'm hopeful about it

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>>7540777
Fuck it, I'll bite.

>Before identifying/ recognizing you were FtM, did you like lesbian stuff? Like porn or seeked lesbian relationship?
Friends would send me "dick chic skin flix" but I never sought them out. I'd sooner watch hey or gay stuff, there needs to be at least one masculine person in scene or I can't immerse at all.

Fell in to my relationship with my Asian weeaboo before transition. They probably wish I was more tumblr girly boy.

>Have you ever masturbated?
Are you new?
Yes. Penetration was Meh, though, back when it was an option... "butt".... I do enjoy me some ass play.

>Does it feel/Has it ever felt good when you touch(ed) your breasts?
I hated touching them pre-op, they're finally less painful now years post-op although the left nipple still hurts a lot.

>Do you want a penis?
If revisions to improve my meta were more advanced, I'd risk necrosis again. Yeah.

>>7546695
im not sure desu. thin enough so theres no flab i guess

>>7546697
good luck, i hope you get to have peri

>>7546710
>I'd risk necrosis again
Ah ok. You're zombie anon. Didn't make the connection before. How old are you?

>>7546591
There's muscle on your ribs, that's what gets bigger

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>>7546743
Older than my balls.

Only 34, but I like to play up the old "oldfag" routine. The RDJ pics are because he's got the same age distance on me as I seem to have on the average 4fag user.

>>7538619
Hi, if i post tits will you boys like me?

>>7546812
Not because of it, but we might like you DESPITE your hypothetical decision to post tips, though.

>>7546812
We're assmen, post your ass.

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>>7546853

>>7546799
How old were you when you transitioned? Have you experienced difficulties with career because you're trans?

>>7546867
flat/10

>>7546909
d-do you still like me?

>>7546916
I'm not assman. You're still flat.

>>7546940
how do i be a phat ass white girl?

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>>7546875
Started transition at about 22yo, but I had elevated T or PCOS or something, maybe just weird genes... the shrink thought I was MtF when I walked in. Already had teen boy chin scruff and a failing pedo stache.

I lucked out there even if my body freaks over every surgury.

I was in Canada during transition, worked most of it in call centers at first, to minimize face to face customer nonsense... then the postal service, now im in the USA doing retail while finally getting a degree. The 2008 market crash fucked my first attempt.

>>7546867
Pancake/10, post tits.

>>7546952
you don't

>>7546867
Squats and oats

>>7546952
S Q U A T S
Q
U
A
T
S

>>7546989
It's not a horse

>>7546954
What kind of degree?

>>7547001
don't be so sure, we haven't seen the front yet

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>>7546989
>oats

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>>7547017

I posted>>7546900 over in /mtfg/ but I guess I can ask here too.

What do y'all thinks the chance my gf is secretly repressed-trans? Is she maybe just AAP(if that even is a thing)? Should I bring it up to her or just wait and see if it's ever something she wants to bring up to me?

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>>7547006
Animation (for vidya games) there are a lot of game studios in WA and i have some connections at a few big ones already. I am leaning indie/start up though, a few developers I work with want to do a start up.

We will see, tho. I know how shit can easily derail so i take it one day at a time.

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>>7546964
>>7547017

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>>7547157

>>7546867
>>7547157
I feel bad for other trans women

>>7547200
why?

>>7547206
No ass/tits for whatever reason

>>7547222
but ive only just started

>>7547232
Oh. Then you might be fine.

Transwoman here. It sucks. A lot.

>>7547232
Not him but it looks like you avoid cone tits. Would eat/10. Don't worry, girlie.

>>7547261
*avoided

>>7547044
Classic closet trans case.

>>7547261
got a kik?

>>7547044
>snagged an MtF gf before he even started T

Sounds like your boyfriend's a winner homes

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>>7547287
I've been burned before. Have a kitty instead.

>>7547294
This post smells brain damaged

>>7547300
whos saying it cant be platonic?

>>7547300
>FtMs retain their female-socialized role as choosers, whereas MtFs retain their male-socialized role as beggars

Interesting.

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>>7547305
>friendzoned before exchanging info
Ayyyyyy

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>>7547306
I've been burned before. Some people learn you know. I'm tired of chasing shadows.

>>7547300
>>7547310

>rejected before being given a chance
;_;

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>>7547315
You're the one who said platonic. I refuse to be an orbiter.

>>7547324
i only said that because it seemed you werent interested, but i would send you my tits regardless

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>>7547328
You shouldn't send your tits to just anyone. You're worth more than that.

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>>7547306
>using 4chan as empirical source

>>7547348
I would send them to people who are interesting and seem to appreciate me and im starting to feel that way towards you.

>>7547348
>>7547356

and the kittens are getting me everytime

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>>7547356
>>7547359
You're selling yourself too short. It's dangerous for a girl to be that open about her assets. You need to learn to love yourself more.

>>7547379
I see, just wondering, why are you telling me this?

>>7547422
Nii-san just wants to look after you, b-baka.

>>7547422
assuming you're not >>7547306
If you're looking for a relationship don't be one the thousands of girls posting whoring pics. You might get attention but nothing that lasts because they are all looking for quick poon.
If you want a proper relationship show yourself as a person and act dignified. No one wants a whore on their arm long term. They want a decent girl with good personality who can back them up as their partner (and vice versa). This goes for both genders and all sexuality by the way. No one wants public goods. You are way better than some 5 minute fame pics. I hope you know this.

>>7546695
There really isn't any ideal. You can be fat and have top surgery without any worries.

so as you all know I've been applying for PIP recently, the UK's disability bux

my flatmate's girlfriend just had her PIP reassessment (i.e. after having it for 3 years) and even though her mental health conditions have gotten worse rather than better she went from scoring highly to scoring zero in 9 out of 12 categories and has had her PIP stopped completely, and is having to move back in with her parents as a result

the same amount of sense is applied to the assessments/reassessments of people with Parkinsons' and terminal cancer, people with any level of ill health and disability at all

people are literally dying in their thousands and the UN has told our government twice that they are routinely violating human rights laws

in the UK atm we are living in the middle of a humanitarian crisis hidden in plain sight

>>7547456
Seeing how you're still hireable... still neetbux tho....
You are aware that three people have to work for every person leaning on the system?

>>7547448
what makes you think im better than that? there isnt much ive revealed so far besides my tits and ass

>>7547473
Are you saying you're not worth being treated like a person?

>>7547482
no, im just saying so far i guess ive come off as cheap

>>7547456
>girlfriendo can't get neet bux from muh condishuns which probably consist of "anxiety" and being morbidly obese
>"boo whoo she has to move back in with her parents"
>fake disabled people no longer get the govm'nt pay check
>and are LITERALLY dying in thousands because they can't get FREE money to go along with their FREE healthcare, all paid for by the working-middle class

How does it make you feel that people in America can work 40 hours a week and still not be able to afford to move out of their parents house? Do you also want to complain about your free testosterone and top surgery while you're here?

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>>7547157
They definitely make up for the lack of butt. One for the wank bank.

It might be cheap to post yourself on the internet but it's only 4chan, images expire, it's anonymous and won't come back to your.

OH SHIT WRONG GENERAL

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>>7547575

Just had my first acting class. That was, interesting.

Anyone here do that sort of thing?
Was it before or after transition?
Were there differences in it before vs after... as in, were your interactions with peers different during scenes?

Why haven't you embraced Integrationist purity spiraling, /lgbt/?

It's obvious that the "trans / LGBT" community is a feminist psyop to gatekeep the only threat to cisfemale power structure hegemony.

It's clear low quality, insecure trannies have been cultivated as a way to hold back the reputation of transwomen who actually make the effort to integrate themselves into society and take up useful roles, rather than just be a useless eater.

A division of pass and pass-nots has thus created a fracture wherein the greater number of insecure pass-nots (who believe they fail to pass due to insecurity & narcissistic(negative) neuroticism, not social reality.) overwhelms the vastly quieter passing demographic.


It's not that the pass-nots can't pass (as ugly women) but that they choose not to based on feminist propaganda.
It's a bit like how the democrats convince blacks they're stupid, uneducated and everything is white people's fault to cultivate a voterbase they never actually have to do anything for. What's your excuse for supporting the Feminist-Industrial complex?

It's no wonder the rest of society, conservative or otherwise views the demographic as off-putting, when you make little to no attempt to remove your own garbage or uplift your brainwashed kin. You owe a duty to society to do this if you ever wish to be accepted. Compromise is a two way street, Society tolerates you, but where is the incentive to go further?

>>7548975
tl;dr

>>7548901
Yes
Both
No

>>7548975
could you rephrase that? i have an ld

ugh, ive been at the doctors all day for my blocker referrals (second psych and endo) and i had to get blood tests but they couldnt find a vein so i have to get it done tomorrow. the shitty thing is its my fucking birthday and not one person outside my closest friends and family has said anything, not even the doctors (who i had to relay my birthday to for verification)
also i got a coffee on the way home and ive got the fucking shakes

>>7549214
Happy Bday anon :)

>>7549214
happy birthday!

>>7549226
>>7549227
thank you kind anons

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>>7549214
I hope u feel better happy birthday

>>7547456
same deal here in australia
hits you hardest when you're young because they don't believe young people can be anything but fakers
i-i guess i can just live with my parents and never have enough money to even buy my own food, right?
>>7547466
>>7547516
you guys know that robin has cerebral palsy, right?

>>7549304
>you guys know that robin has cerebral palsy, right?
It's talking about it's flatmate's girlfriend

i know it was a while ago that i was talking about it, but by any chance is that anon that also liked journaling/planning still around

>>7549248
thank you anon

>>7549304
Honestly I would have sympathy if she wasn't just bitching that her gf has to move back in with her parents cause her neet bux ran out. You should literally be getting only enough support to keep you alive, enough rice and beans to eat and enough to not become homeless. It just shows that she really doesn't need the money that she's complaining about having to move back in with her parents, if she was really that disabled that she couldn't have a job she would still already be living with her parents. She should have been living with her parents in the first place and saving her neetbux for when she really needs it (like now). Quit bitching when taxpayers decide we don't want to pay for people being lazy.

>>7549402
>You should literally be getting only enough support to keep you alive, enough rice and beans to eat and enough to not become homeless
if you still believe that if you become quadriplegic tomorrow...well, more power to you
but i'm unemployably disabled, and i want to do more with my life than live it on the brink of starvation forever
abled people 'mooching off the system' is a pretty bizarre fear that even in underclass shitty places doesn't happen much
this is why basic income is necessary

I heard that alcohol can lower testosterone. Should a guy on T entirely avoid it, or would light drinking/the occasional binge even affect T levels in a way that isn't negligable?

>last two days i ended hype as fuck about my art
>today realize i have no idea where I'm even at with the various comic ideas I've had and everything is lying by the wayside

i can't tell if i'm being dumb or if i need to get my shit together
or if i need to get back on antidepressants

probably that last one primarily

>>7549214
Sucks anon. I need to get my blood in like a week but last time I went they missed, and then took ridiculously much (I came out shaky, lol). So I'm not too excited, you know?

Have a good rest of your birthday!

>>7550842
thanks anon, my fav youtuber streamed princess mononoke today and said happy birthday to me in chat, so im having a pretty good time. good luck for your bloodtest btw

>>7547306
lolno

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>>7549214
It's birthday card time!

>>7551623
your Rs gave me a migraine

>>7551720
Liar, you've never seen my arse- I mean, Rs.

>>7550099
>Barely draw for years
>Finally got a sudden urge to draw
>got really into it for a few hours and felt relatively happy about doing it
>Feeling went away the next day and has not returned

I think I just like sharing art and ideas with people more so than just doing it solely for myself.

>>7551720

their handwriting passes though...

>>7552164
Peoples perceptions of handwriting is all over the place, tho. I posted in the handwriting thread and people guessed almost every gender and orientation combo for it.

>>7552225

eh i get consistently pegged as a bi cis guy in those... so idk...

>>7552225
i got bi cis guy, specifically "american bi cis guy", perhaps it looks like i write with fat hands.

>>7542523
The GM will make your head explode out of frustration anyway.

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>>7552916
I dont know. I think so long as one is allowed to reroll a new character at the next town if the GM kills yours then I'd be fine. Some people get over invested in their make believe people and loot. Those people make me laugh.

>>7552916
The GM who ran for my group for about a year damn near bent over backwards for us every game session. It all depends on the person.

>>7552164
I should mention that's my handwriting using my finger and my iPhone, it's usually neater but I still write like a child.

>>7553071

yeah i figured it was done that way... but you can still tell how someone forms letters and shit based on that, at least somewhat

my handwriting isn't great, i used to have teachers bitch at me all the time over it and it was the first thing i failed in school... i didn't learn how to properly hold a pen and turn what i was writing on to avoid smudging everything to hell 'til a substitute showed me in 3rd grade... being lefthanded definitely didn't make that shit easier

Join the FTMGen Discord phaggets

https://discord.gg/kFVuD9S

>>7547456
Oh hey, same here, I'm applying for PIP too. Have my assessment in a few weeks, I'm not optimistic though from what I've heard.

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>>7553003
If you think all annoying shit that your GM does has with killing your character, then boy are you in for a surprise.

It always end up with the players flinging shit back.

How does /ftmg/ handle periods? What product do you use? What do you find minimizes your dysphoria?

I prefer the diva cup. Reusable, invisible, no cotton to give you that uncomfortable dry vag feeling.

>>7553901
Tampons. I can't handle pads because I feel the wetness against me, also they rub very uncomfortably. If you get a dry vag feeling from tampons then that means you're probably using one that's too big for your flow. Or maybe I just never get that feeling because I practically bleed out every time and the place looks like I murdered someone after changing it.

>>7553901
when i used to menstruate i used pads, just stick em in my pants and forget about it for a while

although for me period-related dysphoria was always triggered more by the emotional/hormonal aspects. and awful awful pain thank god i don't have to feel like that again

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>>7553901
Haven't had one in ages. Sucks to be you.

>>7553901
Pads, I can't stand the thought of putting anything inside me.

>>7553946
Back when you did, anon.

>>7549843
Short answer is no, just don't become an alcoholic who drinks every damn day.

>>7553901
I haven't had one in two months since starting T, but I've never used anything but pads. Tried a tampon once and it felt like ripping a knife out of me when I realized it wasn't fitting correctly. Never again.

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>>7553981
I learned early on that hard exercise combined with starvation killed periods, titties and hips. That's how I handled it then, that's how I handle it now.

is there anywhere i could post my face for opinions on whether i will turn out okay with hrt

>>7553901

My flow and pain was so intense I got on the pill when I was fourteen. Then I figured out you could skip 3/4 of the periods, so I did. The pain eventually calmed down, but then the mental effects became all the more obvious. I couldn't skip *every* period without getting a shitton of inbetweens, so I just learned to deal with two-three days every now and then of absolute mental agony.

But tampons, generally. I never had much dysphoria about my vag, at least not compared to my dysphoria about my ovaries.

>>7554113
here

>>7554085
Jesus

>>7554113
Technically here, we judge passing all the time.
Keep in mind that we can't guarantee you'll come out good on HRT. That depends on a lot of factors.

>>7553901
I use the Diva cup too. I also wear those period undies, and cloth pads when all hell breaks loose overnight. It was pretty gross at first (keep wet wipes on you if you need to change the cup in public), but it's better than having to awkwardly buy supplies, and deal with all the "physical evidence" when changing on the go.

>>7553901
Usually starts with scrubbing blood out of my boxers. But I use pads, nothing breeches the hull.

When I was a young teen I opened one of my sister's tampons to try and figure out how it worked but it made me so palm sweatingly anxious I never went near one again.

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Every FTM should have to watch Bill Burrs standup and TV sitcom, because the vast majority of you have no idea what being a man is about and think its just a fun bed of roses and a form of expression.
No, wrong.
Being a man is a responsibility to hold your shit together and work hard to take care of your family.

>Tfw FtM spends all day posting cute gifs
>Tfw FtM dresses flamboyantly
>Tfw FtM cries during sad movie
>Tfw FtM knows anything about fashion
>Tfw FtM doesnt like sports and roughhousing
>Tfw FtM that uses beauty products
Fucking like 1 in 10 ftms actually try to be manly, you all get to pass on easy mode but give yourselves away immediately with your overflowing tumblr effeminism.

i shaved my face for the first time! i have razorburn but didn't even nick myself. no more neck beard.

>>7555017
This is either b8 or you have no idea where you are

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>>7555017
Awwwww... you have an opinion. That's nice. Good for you, skippy.

>>7540777
>Before identifying/ recognizing you were FtM, did you like lesbian stuff? Like porn or seeked lesbian relationship?
I still like lesbian shit. I can't stop watching fucking yuri animes
>Have you ever masturbated?
Yes. I feel ashamed and disgusted afterwards, but a hyperactive libido is horrible
>Does it feel/Has it ever felt good when you touch(ed) your breasts?
No.
>Do you all want a penis?
I want one, yes. The surgery options suck currently though so I'll just get a bunch of packers.

>>7553901
I handled them by having my uterus removed last year.

>>7555017
>Tfw FtM doesnt like sports and roughhousing
Im a guy (male) and I don't like sports or roughhousing.

>Tfw FtM spends all day posting cute gifs
4chan in general mostly posts anime girls and lolcow posts a lot of manly reaction images, so I dont think its to wrong to do so.

>Tfw FtM dresses flamboyantly
Tumblrboys dress flamboyantly
/lgbt/ ftms dress like english chaps

But then again they never post pics of themselves so its like judging a book by its cover, the cover being that one anon who actually posted a pic.

Rest of your post is pure shit

>>7553924
>I can't handle pads because I feel the wetness against me, also they rub very uncomfortably.
Me too. I use those super heavy ones sometimes when I don't want to insert anything, but they're just disgusting. It's like sitting in a puddle.

>>7554721
How often do you have to empty the cup? That also sounds pretty fucking disgusting.

>>7555017
Ok

>>7553901
Never had periods
>tfw kallmann syndrome

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>>7555017
>Tfw FtM cries during sad movie

Anyone else actually have trouble crying after starting T? I had a few years where even when genuinely sad it was as if the resevoir had dried up. My eyes still watered if there was debris in them but there was no "boo hoo" as it were.

>>7540777
>Before identifying/ recognizing you were FtM, did you like lesbian stuff? Like porn or seeked lesbian relationship?
Yes but that has tapered off if not disappeared since coming to terms with being trans.
>Have you ever masturbated?
yes
>Does it feel/Has it ever felt good when you touch(ed) your breasts?
not that I recall
>Do you all want a penis?
I would love one if the technology was better but the current options scare me.

Boy, you guys sure are easy to b8

>>7555765
I lurk a lot rather than postin and I remember some dude mentioning something about loving the wind on his face when he bikes because it made his eyes water. Maybe not being able to cry is a thing that happens on T? I've cried once after two months. But I'm the kind of motherfucker who cried during the Peanuts movie. idfk.

Sorry if I sound retarded, I'm a little drunk.(Tbh that's when I post most of the time)

>>7551623
oh shit i didnt see this! thank you so much anon

>>7549214
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

>>7555985
Really? None of us seem mad, no jimmies are rustled... the mere act of laughing at failed troll attempts hardly constitutes being "b8ed".

>>7556084
Seems possible. Drink some water.

>>7540777
>Before identifying/ recognizing you were FtM, did you like lesbian stuff? Like porn or seeked lesbian relationship?
yes and yes. lesbian porn was my first live-action wank, dont like it any more though
>Have you ever masturbated?
yes, like 7 times a day since i was 11
>Does it feel/Has it ever felt good when you touch(ed) your breasts?
no, i have absolutely no sensation in my nipples, touching my breasts directly just kindaa feels like im feeling up a girl
>Do you all want a penis?
yes, surgery right now is shit but if the good lord came down from the sky and offered me a fresh dick im not gonna say no

>>7555017

You're an idiot, but regardless, yeah everyone should check out Bill Burr's everything. He's funny as fuck and offers great perspectives on shit.

And if you think he endorses the bullshit that comes with being a man, rather than just pointing out how fucked up it is, you should probably pay closer attention. Fuck, listening to his podcast you might as well take a shot for every time he mentions how beneficial it is to let yourself cry like a little bitch.

>>7556084
>I remember some dude mentioning something about loving the wind on his face when he bikes because it made his eyes water.
I'm sorry, but this is the funniest shit I've read all day

>>7556571
>lesbian porn was first rl wank
masturbating like 7 times a day
>no sensation in nipples
Are you me?

>>7551787
Yeah sometimes I feel like it's kinda similar for me. I got more heavily into art when I was self-isolating, because it was a way for me to interact with other people. It's still sort of a way I know how to connect to others, so. Drawing is still kiiiinda fun, but it's more hassle than I'm usually going to bother with if there's not someone I want to make happy with the end product.
Conversely I get weird about trying to make something for anyone I really do give a fuck about, because it's gotta be good, and it's gotta be good so I panic, and it's recursive and stupid.

Whew, rambly drunk mode. I dunno, I need to just try and get over my shit and figure out how to monetize this thing I spend a significant portion of my time doing. Or make lasting peace that this is just a hobby. Kinda wanna find a tattoo apprenticeship.

>>7555765
It's way harder for me to cry since getting on HRT and mostly that has been such a fucking blessing. Occasionally when I'm sad as balls I miss the outlet a little bit, but I'm much more glad not to fucking choke up when I'm in an absolute rage, that shit was the fucking worst.
...I still very occasionally tear up in a flick though, yeah.

>>7555017
+1 for Bill Burr. He is a beacon for all who have brains.

>>7555617
Do you have a sense of smell?

>got transfered to a main facility
>8 acre factory
>well over a thousand workers
>99% men
>two bathrooms
>three men's stalls
>two are always broken or backed up
>four urinals
>have 6- 12+ shifts

I don't hate my job but jesus fuck my bladder is suffering. I do have an STP that I still can't use comfortably but we all go on break at the same time so even if I did master it the line is too insane to be able to get back to work on time unless I'm working a full shift, which is maybe only once a week currently.
Everyone here is so old, angry and rugged and I'm 1 of 5 new transfers who have to learn everything from scratch again so I'm sweating bullets just thinking about talking to my equally old and angry supervisor to see if he'll allow me the few minutes it'd take me to walk to and from the closest bathroom(its not close to my line at all) for a piss outside of break just so I could HOPEFULLY find an unoccupied, working one. I find it hard to believe thats all we got but they rest are probably hidden away through offices or some shit.

>>7557263
This is why degree and desk job

>>7557275
And with me having neither this is what I got. It will reimburse my college intuitions though, and benefits(insurance, dental, ER visits, etc), paid sick days, two weeks vacation after a year(with a maximum 6 weeks if i'm here long enough to drop dead on the belt due to age).
I'm too poor and uninsured to flake out because I'm being a pussy. Really not the greatest but so far this job has been my only option that isn't retail and/or minimum wage.

On a slightly related note we may or may not have a trans supervisor. I say with reluctance because the other new hire from our old building said she heard him say he was trans to her, but she is an idiot so I think she just misheard him since him saying
>"I'm going to the bathroom because I'm transgender"
does not make any sense to me. I'd talk to him if I actually knew since I don't want to out myself.

>>7555765

i have trouble crying, just generally, it's really hard to get there even when i have extreme emotions or people die and shit... not hormones in my case though... i just used to get the shit beaten out of me from a really young age (so as far back as i can remember) and if i cried it was worse cuz crying wasn't allowed... so now as an adult i just don't really cry, even when i'm really upset and feel like i need to i can't manage it

that's not to say it never happens, it does... but like... a couple tears maybe then i'm done

>>7555765
>>7557498

+ i also have an "everything is wrong" zen mode, where things will be really bad and i just hit a weird state where i'm totally calm about it... so i can acknowledge that everything is awful, but i don't have emotions for the situation... which is good cuz that shit isn't helpful and when shit's that bad i need to think and do shit and that'd just get in the way

>>7556952
Barely, I also have impaired hearing from my right ear and a shit sense of taste. Sometimes i ate expired food not realizing it tasted\smelt bad. Apparently it's all a consequence of that. Better than having tits or periods though.

How likely is it that I'll start balding on T?
My dad has pretty significant balding, but my maternal grandfather had a full head of hair until his death. Which is a better predictor?

>>7557981
both are of about equal value, plus all your other male relatives and environmental factors
almost all men experience some degree of hair loss at some point, but the question you're asking here is 'will i go bald within a few years?', which can't really be answered for you
if it does happen and is a major concern of yours, minoxidil and hair transplants are both effective solutions, though finasteride (which works better than minoxidil) shouldn't be used before 5-10 years on t lest its dht blocking properties interfere with development

>>7555765
I never cry unless it's about animals hurting being hurt. The only time I've cried in the past year was because I watched this video about an officer and his police dog and the officer died but the police dog would still mourn him and then it was like a fucking geyser. I never really cry in "sad" movie because I don't care what happens to people though.

>>7557263
Isn't there some sort of mandatory toilet to person ratios that businesses must uphold? Or did republicans ruin that in your state?

>>7558111
why are all women like this?

they're all sociopathic towards humans but at the same time are vegans and love animals

>>7558124
>why are all women like this?

>>7558124
I think it's an advantage because I'm working in healthcare right now and you can't work in healthcare if you're going to cry every time someone comes in from being abused or having their face blown off. In a way you can actually help people instead of getting scared or freak out like those people who can't stand blood or some stupid shit. You can go "wow this is fucked up and absolutely disgusting" but you can still keep working and not have it phase you or your work performance; what a patient needs is having someone who can treat them and help them recover, not some sobbing sally who'll make them feel worse about their situation.

>>7557498
If you have a doctor, see if they will bullshit a note for you... "anon has ass cancer and needs to use the shitter on the regular"

Only bathroom outting I've had waz a gay classmate that was a bathroom flocker. Like how girls wanted to go in pairs, he was like that. He was like, "you were either trans or pecker shy"

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Walked into a door and now my nose is all crunchy. There's no blood so I'm okay right? It doesn't look malformed or anything.

>>7558223
why didn't you go for pecker shy? Why didn't you boot him out of the room?

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>>7558227
I want that kitten to wear an eyepatch, and be renamed "Nick Furry".

Your nose will mend, stop playing with it because you will just encourage bloodflow/swelling at the site by palpatating it. Unless it was intentional; if so, have at it Hos.

>>7558235
Eh, he was an ok kid. Part of it was probably because I had his back when we started post secondary together. He was from out of state and had a nutjob roommate, typical young gay drama that made him clingy.

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>>7558239
That's like not picking a scab though. Any distractions to recommend?

>>7558249
If you cannot ignore it, ice it with peas.

Play vidya, something that will keep both hands on the controller.

Nice edit.

>>7558249
Get a cold towel and hold it there instead. Keep your hands occupied with other stuff.

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>>7558274
>Keep your hands occupied with other stuff.
oh you

>>7555560
3-4 times a day on the first two days when my flow is super heavy. Twice a day for the rest of Shark Week. Changing it is nasty, but the cup rarely leaks, whereas I've bled through past my jeans back multiple times in my tampon days. Bloody hands are better than trying to discretely wash your pants with your water bottle and hand sanitizer in a bathroom stall.

>>7558121
I actually did look that up and it seems so. From what one state-specific paper I managed to find it seems 1 per 100 employees.
Not sure if the age of the building could have anything to do with it. First time working at a warehouse and between all the metal grate floors(five flours worth of basically fire escapes), metal stairs and even a giant, empty, concrete almost pitch black 10+ft pit - this place would be amazing for a horror film set. That part has nothing to do with anything but it's kinda cool, like a giant metal jungle gym.

>>7558124

vegan for allergy reasons... i have health issues that come with really bad allergic reactions to a lot of food so no choice... but i noticed my weird reactions with alcohol stopped again(that comes from flares too) so i'm gonna see if going back to being vegetarian is possible... hopefully it is and lasts this time... i had one point where my allergies went away for a bit and i thought everything was good and then i had a flare and everything went to shit again (funny enough the positive changes to my health issues came after i started a heroin binge)

and my reasons for not eating meat are ocd related not animal welfare related... i like animals and everything but i see nothing wrong with people killing and eating them...

>>7558124
look, it's the daily "lol ur all women" post
i don't specifically cry about animal videos but i can't stomach anything to do with humans abusing animals. if you don't value the loyalty, honour and innocence of animals, especially dogs, then you're a poor excuse of a man. humans know malice and meaningless violence, and i'm less prone to feel empathy for them when they inflict pain on each other. aside from cases where one of the two humans is defenseless and weak, then it sends my blood to boil as well.

>>7558223

well i know that wasn't actually for me...

>>7558362

i've known some asshole dogs that wanted nothing more than to inflict pain on people... like this fucking asshole chihuahua that once followed me up a block trying to bite me cuz i walked by her ... little fucker was slow as shit cuz of her stupid sweater so me walking fast was good enough to avoid being bit, but still animals can be assholes...

My flatmates are having kinda-but-not-really-that-loud sex and it's driving me up the wall.

I don't even have anything to add to this I just needed to say it to someone, fucking hell.

>>7558378
yeah, it's a different kind of mindset though. i doubt the chihuahua wanted to inflict pain on you just cause he felt like it. sometimes dog sense different smells or resemblances in people that make them more aggressive. though i have to say, i would never hurt a chihuahua or other small purse-dogs, but let's just say i wouldn't mind if they didn't exist. they're another thing altogether compared to large dogs with which, if you're not an asshole, you can interact on an almost even level.

>>7558378
All animals do that if they're poorly trained or they're assholes. An asshole cat started stalking my dog because she looked at it funny. Had to put dog under my arm to kick out at the thing to make it fuck off.

>>7558391
Join them

>>7558391

turn on music or go outside... why is it bothering you that they're fucking?

>>7558399

nah chihuahuas are all about that kinda shit...

>>7558408

good training keeping an animal from being an asshole doesn't really say much about animals not having a default asshole mode... besides look at the way some animals treat each other

i just dislike the animals as a representation of innocence over people like nature isn't fucking brutal just generally... even plants kill each other...

>>7558408
>Had to put dog under my arm
It's one of them purse-rats isn't it?

>>7558428
He's a hippie with white guy dreads, she's similar and also Not My Type times like five. Also I'm taken.

>>7558433
Mostly I'm just missing my gf, and testo is kicking my libido's ass. I've only been on it for like a month so I'm still getting used to it.

I don't complain to them because honestly, it's my problem, not theirs. You need to be able to have sex in your own home, damn. And anyway, then they'll have no reason to do the same when the tables are turned.

I guess it's just one of those things that you kinda have to deal with, but wish you didn't.

>>7558435
tbf i had an aunt who'd pick up her fully grown golden retriever like a baby and carry him up the stairs.

>>7558453
>tbf i had an aunt who'd pick up her fully grown golden retriever like a baby and carry him up the stairs.
But yours isn't a retriever. Tell us, anon.

>>7558308
>4-3 times a day
The second day of mine I had to empty it out 6 times. I'm envious, bruv.

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>>7558435
Don't talk about my daughter like that.

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>>7558776
Don't throw her sideways then daddy

>>7558453

fair enough, but still i wouldn't stay and listen unless i was into that kinda thing... doesn't sound like you are you know?

where'd your gf go?

>>7558776

you know... i was gonna say my jack russell (he lives with my mother now) is easy to pick up and the reason my s/o and i didn't get mauled by a bear... but you've got a yorkie...

>>7558816
>>7558776
A perfectly adequately sized dog, that is.

>>7558842
We're LDR. Which works out pretty great because we're both low maintenance. Sometimes it messes with you, though, not really being able to just casually hang out.

And I was eating dinner. It's late and cold as balls over here in scandi.

New whatever:

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>>7558842
Yeah, I know. I hear Yorkies are one of the spoilt rat breeds but all I've met are actual dogs. Mine is cuddly as fuck and a good dog but damn she loves barking.

>>7558433

You'd probably be an asshole too if you were 6 inches tall, constantly being manhandled, and never had a clue what anyone wants from you. That's learned asshollery, it's no coincidence that it's always the fucking chihuahuas, it's because of the kind of people who want chihuahuas.

But yeah, nature ain't pretty.