How do I get a bf? Should I uninstall Grindr and install Tinder?

>>7522574
Lose weight

>>7522584
AYO HOLD UP

SO WHAT U BE SAYIN

*LICKS OILY LIPS*

SO U BE SAYING
*licks cheesepuff covered fingers*

U BE SAYING MY BODY AINT GOOD ENOUGH??

IM TRIGGERED

>>7522574
Youre probably being too picky. You look cute but your type is my type, so not everyone would agree with me. Perhaps you judge prone to like you as undesirable, that is, ugly.

>>7522603
>judge prone to like you
Judge people* who are prone to like you

>>7522603
Is turning down 40+ year old white guys picky?
Because those are the only people that I seem to attract

And not the qt daddy type either Im talking closeted, low income, anti-fem, conservative trash


I just want someone near my age I dont care what color, weight or income I work myself so we could live together

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>>7522623
no

40+ yo non conservative trash daddies are great but it makes it awks with the parents if you're doing anything long term

also don't want it so bad just let it happen, focus on yourself m8

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>>7522623
Try other aps, sure. Also, check your local events planning, see if there are LGBT-friendly events that interest you and get the fuck out of the house to meet people. Not just other gays, either, expand your IRL social circle because straight friends might have other gay friends and they can introduce you. I mean, seriously, that's how most relationships got started before the app-craze.

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>>7522640
Yes Ive been with guys my age but its never led to anything other than fucking or ocassionally hanging out.

Ive been told Im way too nice and basically have a "mom personality" which might be why youngers guys dont want a relationship with me.

I have one of those old boring caring personalities.

>>7522661
I'll try that this year, I dont have many straight friends


Might also get another job

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>mfw i'm in the same situation

Well, anon, try to improve yourself. Ask friends about what you could improve, try to be as nice as you can, always use perfum and deodorant, and don't discuss politics or technical topics with people you don't know.

But be yourself, too. People don't like to discover you pretended to be someone who you aren't.

>>7522623
>Is turning down _____ too picky?
Yes. I have never had someone being attracted to me before, so yes. You're complaining too much. Be thankful for what you have. Take it and leave.

>>7522574
Nobody loves a fatty.

>>7522574
Top or bottom? How hairy is your asshole?

>>7522847
>he doesn't know what bears are
>>7522850
>being exclusively top or bottom, not having a hairy ass
lol

>tfw the only guys that are into me are ones that I feel absolutely nothing for
I wish my brain was more accepting. Its not like they have flaws, I try to make it work, but I just feel nothing

>>7522574
>Should I uninstall Grindr and install Tinder?

Install OKCupid anon

I found a qt bf there since Tinder was more for hookups like Grindr

Or at least in my experience

>>7526349
i agree, okcupid is better than tinder

also tinder seems like its full of literal retards who just message
>hey
>whats up
>what you doing
>just chillin hbu
>so what r u lookin for
>so whyd you swipe

and then get confused when you try to direct the conversation to anything more. okcupid people, for me atleast, will put in more effort to their messages

>>7526371
>OKCupid
>Tinder
>Grinder
>Live in what's supposed to be country's 2nd biggest gay hub
>It's the same +-10 people on all apps that you're not interested in
>People say "Haha you should move" like its an easy option

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Im in the same situation. But iv stopped trying

>>7522574
You are sexy op, and look like you are a nice guy, you will find someone but just when you are not looking for.

>>7522623
As a closeted, low income, anti-fem, conservative trash daddy I'm not interested in your type either.

>>7522598
Pls anon. My sides can't take it

>>7522803
>I have never had someone being attracted to me before, so yes
Well that explains it. It's not called being picky, you just have no standards and never even tried

>>7526976
The bottom half of your face looks cute

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Do I have to say this every time?
Try other apps, not just grindr. I'm from Hungary, grindr does work there but there are other apps that are way bigger. I know grindr is like the go-to app when it comes to ass dicking, but seriously, go to those cancerous local gay forums and ask what's the most popular in your area. People with more experience will tell you and warn you about all the downs you have to look out for and will tell you what to do

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>>7526947
>If you don't want to message the guy that looks like Shrek people call you picky and awful

>>7527881
Thank you

>>7527113
deplorable

Download OkCupid

and:>>7522584

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>>7522803
What if they die while we having sexo en exeso?

I guess my fat ass could die aswell from diabetus

>>7522584
Hate to be mean, but this is true. Coming from a fat ass, I can tell you nobody wants fat. Try bulemia, I've lost over 175 pounds doing it. Im still too fat though.

>>7522574
You only have these two options:
1. Better yourself
2. Be less picky

If neither of these fit you then stop complaining you deserved this.

>>7522574
I think you're cute OP

t. puerto rican

>>7522574

I love your threads, especially the troll ones.

I rarely visit /lgbt/ these days but always find these threads to be a hidden gem when I'm flickering between random threads and /mascgen/ and /fit/.

>>7535849
ty marry me

>>7536041
t-thanks I post here and r9k mostly

occasionally /v/ when I wanna get banned and /x/

I love u senpai u gief me life

>>7522574
You're adorable. Into ftm guys by chance? :3

>>7536146

No problem OP, I bet your posts on r9k are just as good as they are here, lel. Please never stop making your threads. They give me life, lel.

>>7536217
>writes like a woman
>ftm

that explains it I guess

>>7536217
and no, I don't date dickless cunts. I'm into women not men. So find another fat lard to fuck

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>>7539097
*I'm into men, not women.

>>7536217
Well, I fucked up there. But yeah, my point is I'd rather fuck those 40+ white trash daddies on grindr than I would stick my dick into your rotting fishhole

>>7539107
>stick my dick into your rotting fishhole
you know most trans guys don't have receptive piv sex, right?

>>7539544
I hope this isn't true.
Beeing a man means to be content with what you got and to learn how to use it properly. A guy should know how to pleasure his partner with his cunt.

>>7542524
Good point. Chris chan will teach you how to grow one.

>>7522574
Yeah. Grindr is a hook-up app and Tinder is... I mean it's still about hook-ups but significantly less so. OKCupid is really the way to go IMO.

>>7522574
Honestly you're very, um, average? And it sounds like your personality isn't that great.

So, I mean, you COULD get a boyfriend if you changed a lot of fundamental parts of who you are. Unfortunately, I think a lot of people can tell right off that you're just not very likable, let alone lovable. I'm saying that with all the love in the world.

You're just too broken to be loved right now. I think what's going to happen is you're going to take everything too personally to improve yourself and then get mad at the world for your own failures. Just because, I mean, that's what people like you do. You're too narcissistic to really love anyone else, and if someone loved you it would never really be enough.

It's better for people like you to just be alone. No offense.

>>7542717
This. OP you really need to break what the selling point is for you as a person. What would a person get out of the relationship with you, currently, and how do you sell that? You might also want to think of it in terms of "if I'm selling what makes me attractive properly then why isn't that enough". Really try to empathize and understand why people don't want to be around you.

>>7522680
Only old people want to fuck me.

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>>7522584

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>>7533030
Are you trolling or are you genuinely retarded?

>>7526947
This.
Tucson has the worst gay scene

>>7522680
>claims to have mom personality

>>7539088
>>7539097
>>7539107
>proceeds to blow up and insult a FtM to the core level just for saying he's "cute".

Also, you're not cute, you're a fat lard

>>7543079
Living in Tucson will never not be a mistake

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>>7536217
Op here sorry has been a busy weekend and yes Im open minded and would totally date a ftm bro

I apologize for all the negative replies my thread brought into your life, hope youre having a nice day at least

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>>7542717
>>7542744
Thank you that makes sense and yes I definetly have a lot to improve upon
I spent the weekend with this guy Ive been talking to and we cuddled and watched movies together it was pretty fun.

Even drank a little and had some sexytime

i realize my main problem was being too closed off and not letting people into my life, I definetly plan on being more open to people irl it makes life so much better.

>>7547789
>>7547813

Please keep posting more selfies.
I want you to be immortalised as a meme.
You deserve it (I mean this as a compliment).

>>7547789
>>7547813

pass the butter please

>>7547813
>>7547789

fat lard

>>7547989
>>7553284

He's cute af.
Leave him alone before I smash your head in.

Just fucking kill yourself already!

>>7553533
If that is what you are into,more power to you as they are pretty damn common.

I got matched with a ridiculously cute guy on tinder twice. The first time I matched I didn't say anything and shortly after I deleted tinder. I matched with him again recently and got the courage to send him a god-tier chat-up line.

Turns out he is just one of those people who swipes on everyone and wasn't actually attracted to me.

Well. Confidence doesn't really help all the time I guess.

>>7553533
hes fat and looks like shit

>>7547813
post nudes

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>>7522584
>>7533030
What about boys that are rather skinny?

Honestly guy, don't give up hope. Sure there are plenty of crusty old pervs on those apps, but once in a while you will have a real conversation with somebody. Put in your description that your not looking for just hookups. Grindr is a bad place to find a bf anyway. Tinder has shifted from a hook up app to a dating app. Your not my type but you are pretty damn cute for somebody who isnt. I'm a big fat ass and I still get plenty of dates with people my own age. You are a chubby guy but use that. There are plenty of people who love a bit of chub. Try bigger city. It's a fairly good one. X

>>7553533
A-are you defending me?

I love u

>>7554837
:3

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>>7522574

you have to understand how dating works in the gay world.
first you sleep with someone.
then you have breakfast and get to know them.
then, if they aren't awful and you think you might like to get to know them better you go on a real date, like dinner and drinks.
if the sex and conversation continues to be good then you start seeing each other on a regular basis and eventually become boyfriends.

in the straight world women don't put out on the first date because men don't want slutty women.

but in the gay world we need to see if the sex is good before we waste time and money on "dating"

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>>7522623
>those are the only people that I seem to attract

you are being too passive.
instead of waiting for people to talk to you, you need to actively go after the people who you find attractive.
this takes balls and you will suffer some rejection, but ultimately you will better get what you want.
stop waiting for someone else to make the first move.

>>7522680
>Ive been told Im way too nice and basically have a "mom personality"

this means you apologize too much and you have feminine mannerisms. you can fix this.
try recording your voice and listening to it.
does it sound like someone sexy?
if not, then change it.

>>7543079
Tucson has a pretty good gay scene it is just mostly private parties at people's houses so it is hard to break into.
Try Brodies on Friday and Saturday night after 11pm.

>>7522847
>>7522894
i kinda like bears.

>>7558950
cringe

>>7558950
Ok I understand.

Can i eat ya ass?

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>>7558952

Op here
This is my voice am i sexy?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zLI1dY0gF2

>>7559196
you can be 2 nice 4 me anytime

>>7559196
Disgusting.

>>7559196
Commit seppuku.

>>7559216
Heyyy wyd? Haha without me?

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>>7559392
Bukakke oniisama

>>7522623
>one night stand
>Grindr
>Gay bars

You don't say, it is almost like those places are the worst places possible to find anything beyond a one night stand.

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You're qt don't worry so much about weight you're perfect like that I would date you if you have a nice personality

>>7567959
Wow thanks mr cat Id love to take you out for a few milkshakes sometime

>>7539107
"I'm too nice I have a mom personality"

BAHAHA go fuck yourself OP, old wrinkly white dudes is all you'll ever attract because you're a narassistic fatass with a neckbeard

>>7522574
Old guys hit on you because they know you're too dumb/inexperienced to know they're fucking with you. I'm not saying you ARE, but that's usually why, and these predators usually do it towards people they feel they could easily target

so you probably just come off as dumb and desperate which makes them think you're easy to manipulate

pls help me
I've met this irish guy on scruff and im from Australia. He's real fucking hot and we seem to have a lot in common how do i get him to be my bf, he's also like 13 years older then me, im 18

Don't listen to the guys telling you that you're too fat, OP. There's plenty of guys who enjoy bigger dudes. I think you're very attractive, if that means anything.

>>7522574
Less eating, more cardio.

>>7558937
That sounds really depressing actually

>>7558950

You don't wear suspenders AND a belt. It's one or the other, mate.

Otherwise, you look good.

>>7574395
>Otherwise, you look good.

He looks like shit and a gay cliche

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>>7571937
Thank you bb youre really sweet.

Do you like my new ring?

Its khadgar from world of warcraft

>>7571797
He just wanna fuk ur virgib boi pussy

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>>7559196
Your voice is cool but you went nuts on that recording are you autistic?

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>>7562520
Yeah boiii lemme suck on those tits

>>7562520
Nice nip my man

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>>7559196
Where do you live OP? If you are in Miami, I would love to be your boyfriend.

>>7522574
I'm a cutie boy but I wouldn't be with you (yes if you were rich). You are fat and ugly to me. I only like handsome men (which I can get effortless).

>>7578817
kek

>>7578870
Really, of he's being picky I can be fucking picky too.

>>7559196
Eww disgusting as hell. No wonder why you are gay, cause no women will aproach to you. Worst of all, we men are more picky than women, so you will never get my cute ass yoy ugly fat piece of shit.

>>7522894
Bears are muscular, no fat, fully haired chest and full beard, not a ugly patchy beard with a sick retarded huntchback of Notre Dame face

>>7578801
Im in atlanta at a gay bar right now.

Will literally kill myself in 1 hour from anxiety

i swear to god

Lmao

>>7527076
Stop samefagging you ugly faggot.

>>7578926
Damn OP

I wish I could pull you out of the bar if I was there lol

>>7578914
lol op got roasted

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Everyone literally 6ft away from me

End my life

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>>7578932
Thats sweet but Im already gone, this is my last thread after yeara of posting here im finally gonna pull the trigger

Literally said hi to like 10 guys that know me personally and they all just smiled and walked away.


ENOUGH.

>>7578954
Its 4chan

OP is always roasted for being a faglord

>>7578974
kill yourself you're fuckin ugly, just hope for borning in an attractive body in your next life.

>>7579037
Mmmm
Mmmm
HELL NO
YOU JUST GONNA COME UP HER E AND TALK SHIT TO ME LITTLE BOI I SWEAR TO LIZARD CHRIST ALMIGHTY I WILL SHOVE MY FISTS SO FAR DOWN YOUR URETHRA YOUR MOM WILL FEEL IT FIGHT ME IRL NERD WE'LL SEE IF YOU CAM CATCH THESE HANDS YARE YARE DAZE

>>7579065
Whatever huntchback, I get more dick than you thanks to my feminine body and pretty face.

>>7579130
Bragging about how much dick you get on 4chan?


Lmao i feel better now

Didnt realize I was talking to a trashcan

>>7578801
Im in Biscayne Park, pls be my bf

>>7579139
I pretty much look like a woman with long hair, just using what god gave me.

>>7579170
Good for you hunty

>>7522574
Go away

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>>7579176
Ok heres another pic of me

Look at it

Look at it carefully

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Heading home to hang myself lol

>>7579186
>lazy eye
>absent brow ridge
>patchy beard
>bulbous nose
>fat
Kill yourself hunchback

>>7577760
Looks pretty cool, OP. Though, I don't really know too much about WoW.

>>7579304
>>7579146
>>7553533
Samefag

>>7579139
>talking to a trashcan
ayyy

>>7579186
Can I eat your butt OP?

>>7579955
Me too

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>>7578914
>we men are more picky than women
Straight man/ crazy straight white girl detected

>>7522598
My fcking sides

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>>7558950
Toby/10

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>>7559196

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>>7579975
I'm not a girl and I'm not straight, we men are more picky than women, ugly fat guys can get married. Thats why women use make up, heels, breast augmentations, nose jobs and so on. Men just need confidence and sense of humor.

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>>7580358
Forgot to add, appearence isn't a problem for men if they have money, power or status. Just look at any rockstar who wasn't the handsome Jim Morrison, every single of them are fucking ugly, look at the Rolling Stones, Iggy Pop, that fag from Radiohead, music is another way to get laid if you're ugly. Women get crazy for them just for cause their famous and have a rockstar status.

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>>7580369

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>>7579146
Kirby fag here. Are you still here poster? Give me your email so we can contact each other.

>>7581383
Do you have a kik or something a bit more instant?

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>>7559196
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zLI1dY0gF2

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>>7581580
Sure. It is 666444cj. I appear as Christopher Jackson.

>>7579186
Muslim lookin ass

>>7582652
Anonymous poster lookin ass.

>>7582244
d-did you get my message...?

>>7582667
lonely fat poopoo head lookin ass nigga

>>7578925
Bears can be anyone with muscle/chub or a nice in-between that also has a lot of hair. I don't think attractiveness matters. There are ugly bears unfortunately.

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Madeline+and+Quasimodo

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>>7583029
>>7583058
lmao OP got roasted

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Op here.

>Mfw all these nasty replies
>Mfw I hung myself from a tree in my backyard yesterday
>Mfw the branch broke when I jumped off the chair

>>7585797
Mexican JonTron lookin ass

>>7585797
>mfw you just got out of prison with those clothes on

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>>7585896
Stop calling me jontron on every thread


RRREEEEEEEEEEE

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>>7587203
Are you keeping your beard for cultural/religious reasons? I ask because... it doesn't look good, bro.

It seems like it is thickest UNDER your jaw, literal neck-beard. It doesn't accentuate you jaw line when shaped this way, it makes you look jowly and like your face skin is sagging off. Little bit of desperate Arab boy fail beard.

If you feel the need to keep something on your face, see attached pic. Go up under your jaw and shave out that thicket. All it is doing is making the stuff on your cheeks look scraggly by comparison. Define a strong angle for you jaw and your face will stand out better from your neck. Right now, it is making the double chins issue worse.

this whole fucking thread is hilarious. Good job op 10/10

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>>7587250
Yes I keep it on my neck to let the other alphas know my powerlevel and that I ak my own man with no regard for the rules of society

My neckbeard lets people know there are no strings on me

>>7587315
Cool story, bro.

>>7585797

Well at least you're pretty funny, I laughed

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>>7585797
>>7587203