Cis Lesgen

>>6858007
I was born prepared, qt.

What's your fave cuddle position?

But nazi...you're kinda chubby...

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>>6850746
Well if you like spaghettilord NEETs have I got good news for you, my friend.

>>6858015
/fit femmes are the one and only masterrace and best reason to live

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>>6858038
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>want abs
>dont really know how to go about it properly
>not committed enough to do endless research, not yet anyways
>just sort of bumbling along dieting

One day™

>>6858127
are you nazi

>>6855730
really enjoyable

>>6856110
right now, 0, I just woke up, plus I'm sober

>>6858015
10/10 body, DISGUSTING belly button tho

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>>6858406
>belly button

>>6858462
ugh, I hate belly buttons

>>6858015
Damn, that girl has my body but with bwtter abs. I should really get off the couch and do something about .....Naw

>tfw be a middle schooler
>fall for a girl
>she's 10/10, by 13 year old standards
>cool, smart, fashionable, sassy...
>however she's very homophobic due to her Baptist upbringing
>our school encouraged this viewpoint because it was a Christian school, and not the liberal sort either
>textbooks literally called being gay bad

._.

I was always too beta to befriend her anyway.

>>6858632
>>Didn't slowly subcontiously make her start to question herself by subliminal massaging and eventually had gotten her turned into the idea of liking girls

>get straight qt friend over for chill
>we smoke weed and watch a movie
>I pick blue is the warmest color
>tell her it's a nice drama
>it's an explicit sex scene moment
>she moves her legs
>see her bite her lips
>tfw could've jumped her right there
>too much of a pussy
>movie ends, she goes home

just die in my sleep already

I miss summer vacation. I've been moved into another project department this semester, pay's better but damn I have to do a lot of paper work now.

My wife had the right idea when she decided to pursue a freelance career.

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>go watch this
>there are like 10 people in the theater

Schlicks were had.

>>6858149
How do you keep living, being that retarded? What do you even mean, 'extensive research'? Can you not spend five minutes on >>>/fit/?

>>6859024
Got some action once with a girl watching Bound, telling her it was right a film noir.

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Is it even possible to shave one's crotch without getting razorburn? I wanna have a sexy-smoothe pornstar pussy but always end up looking like my crotch has acne the day after, even if I really lather up the shaving gel, use a new razor, and put on lotion right away afterwards.

>>6859420
Get a brazilian.

What happened to the Anon that fell on her friend's face while masturbating?

>>6859475
She was a thief and a liar and she was hanged at the noon

>>6859420
If you get it waxed, you better keep up on it, because stubble sucks for both you and the qt.
What I use is a beard trimmer with no gaurd. Keeps it down nearly to the skin, smooth with no stubble (and if you let up on keeping up with it, doesn't itch like after shaving it waxing) and I get to keep some of that sexy sexy hair.
But that's just the under carriage. Mons pubis I wouldn't fuck with if I were you. Just, why?

>>6859434
Oh, Anon, I only WISH I had enough spare cash to spend it on making someone rip out my stankhair a couple times a month.

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>>6859539
>sexy sexy hair.
Purge it. Purge all of it.

>>6859539
>beard trimmer with no guard
Same here, been doing this for years. No complaints.

>>6859562
If you don't see a woman's pubes and feel a twinge in your clit, you're straight.

>>6859592
Most women here are trans

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>>6858015
Wut it do?

>>6859592
If you do, you're a fucking chimp.

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Hey senpai. I wanna flirt with a total qt I'm in gsa with here at my conservative school. What's a better way of flirting in your opinion:
1. smooth, confident, straight forward
2. a bit nervous, charming, cute.

She's older than me by a year, by the way. Help senpai. I might see her later.

Weird question, I've seen a lot in porn, girls licking their finger before they finger a chick, to live it up. I've even done it in real life. However, wouldn't it feel better to take some of your own wetness instead of using spit? And sexier too?
I've never seen it on vid.

>>6859653
Yeah, I am. It's primal.
I'm not along you a pedo if you like shaved pussies, they're nice if they're nice, but that pubix hair just takes it to another level. This woman is FUCKING age, it says.

>>6859654
Only you know yourself, do whichever one you can pull off.
If you try forward and can't carry it, you're gonna sound like some autistic retard who doesn't understand what acceptable to say to people.

>second date with girl
>another awkward kiss
how do i speed this up?
apparently hanging out with new people makes her anxious......which is fair, although it makes me kind of upset that i make her anxious.
i feel like this would be alot easier if we weren't both awkward nerds, one of us needs to "pursue" the other instead of us both flailing about awkwardly, but idk how forward i can even be if she's nervous around me.

>>6859639
that eternal image in your mobile pleases me

>>6859829
I'm already 35.

>>6859829
are you kidding?

>>6859712

My first gf and I were mutually awkward virgins, so the time between kiss and sex was a few months. We just slowly built up physical intimacy, base by base. And I tell you, the slow build is so worth it -- best orgasms ever, since you get so in tune with each other's body.

>>6859829
Are you a homophobic straight girl and if so will you be my gf

>>6859159
>tfw you will never be in a near-empty theater during a lesbian makeout scene and turn to see a qt schlicking, go over to her and gently lower your mouth to her to finish her off as she fists your hair

>>6859981
i dont think she's a virgin, I am though.
we kissed on the first date too, but both kisses have been short "peck on the lips" kisses. i wanted her to put her tongue in my mouth though.
>the slow build is so worth it
i mean i can believe it, I guess i shouldn't try to rush things. like i said, i'm a virgin myself, and i dont really have any experience at all desu, we hugged multiple times for a while, and it made me a bit wet every single time.

i just dont know how to deal with her, since unlike other people who were very obvious about how much they liked me and talked to me alot, she doesn't text me very much...

>>6860013
> i wanted her to put her tongue in my mouth though.
Then you need to put YOUR tongue in HER mouth.

>>6859562

>watch secret life of pets
>suddenly want a pet
>want cat
>want grey kitty to name Chloe
>roommate already has a little dog
>she's qt but I want a pet to call my own
>but will probably kill it though
>accept that I can barely take care of myself rn
>tfw will never get kitten cuddles

>>6860045
>Then you need to put YOUR tongue in HER mouth.
i.........idk how, i've never done it before
i mean, i even asked "should i kiss you" and i think that makes it awkward everytime, since she's like "i dont want you to feel obligated to" but really, i just want to make sure its not weird or anything
she's also way shorter than me (like she's as tall as my shoulder) and that makes it feel/makes me feel awkward also

>>6860019

>""""straight"""""
>thinking heterosexual men exist
>not being able to spend a year in prison without your dick falling into a man
>forgetting ancient greece

Only low-test men with small sex drives can be truly heterosexual. Maybe.

>>6860058
Dunno, but she's probably more concerned with letting you set the pace. That's generally how it goes in my experience.
She literally didn't want you to feel obligated, and her knowing you're a virgin and she's not? (Or at least her assuming she's had more experience than you) She doesn't wanna push you.

You can push you, though.
You're not gonna fuck up kissing. Either it's fine, and she'll take the reigns, or you do something like smash teeth, and it'll be cute because you're inexperienced.

It's a win win situation, girl.

How come if a lesbian says she has a cock fetish everyone just assumes she's bi but if a straight guy says they have a cock fetish people believe they're straight.

>>6860088
>She literally didn't want you to feel obligated, and her knowing you're a virgin and she's not?
i mean, i didn't tell her I'm a virgin; and i dont think she'd assume it either. unless i'm really obvious? we haven't talked about sex or anything.
I mean, i'm almost 25, and i didn't even have my first kiss until like 4 months ago.
>Dunno, but she's probably more concerned with letting you set the pace.
i want her to set the pace! i'm bad at this; i want her to jump my bones honestly.....i'm just bad at trying to be the domme; i feel like i give back whatever energy I'm given, and she's shy and awkward which just makes me *more* shy and awkward.
we talked around for nearly a half hour after we left a bar, and i wanted to hold her hand the entire time, but i didn't know how to ask with out being a sperglord

but....you are right, i guess i can't fuck up the kissing part, so i'll try it when i see her next.
would it be weird if i ask to make out?
>>6860113
>but if a straight guy says they have a cock fetish people believe they're straight.
wouldn't most people think he's gay for that?

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>>6860113
Because futas and traps and the like count as women but they only count as real women if they fuck men I guess?
Don't expect anyone here to understand this illogical shit. They're probably both bi. All the men on 4chan who like futa are at least bi.

>>6860140
Have you ever seen cameltoe in the wild? I've only seen it online.

>>6860133

It sounds like you're both too subbie, I don't see it working out unless you change to take the initiative or basically outright tell her what you want and get her to do it that way.

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>tfw want to rebound and go to a bar and get laid with some random
>tfw period just started

>>6860140
I think she's actually younger than me. I was jealous of Alison Angel growing up, though I'm sure her life is probably equally miserable, albeit through a cloud of unfocused confusion.

That's basically how I'm living now, and it's because I never got screwed or more accurately got to screw women the way I wanted. I never wanted to have male to female sex and I certainly fucking never dreamed of male to male.

It would be easier if I was at least gay and could go out pretending things were okay.

Fucking Alison Angel.

>>6860149
Hmm, I mean I can try and do those things.
I told her that I like her but I need her to be forward and such, but she didn't exactly reciprocate that verbally (I'm 99% sure she likes me though)
Would it be better for me to just be vocal about what I want? Or should I just do my best to be less of a sub?

>>6860178
What would happen if you just kissed her?

>>6860164
Wat

>>6860168
Anti-gay men are the gayest men.

>>6860079
>Only low-test men with small sex drives can be truly heterosexual.
>tfw this describes you perfectly

>>6860192
Idk
I don't think anything bad?
I guess at worst she'd just move and I'd kiss her cheek?

So you're saying "just kiss her without asking" next time?

>>6860237
Wait you can't just kiss girls without asking.

>>6860221
I'm only basing my opinion on research and statistics, sir.

Something made you click on "/lgbt/"...

>tfw you've been struggling to find the perfect pink lip shade
>tfw it's either too chalky and drying, too light or too bright
>tfw you have shitty thin lips like the common white girl you are

>>6860178
>Would it be better for me to just be vocal about what I want? Or should I just do my best to be less of a sub?

Probably a little of both. Whatever would make you happiest. If you make it clear you want her to jump you and she still can't or won't, she probably doesn't like you that much or just isn't your type.

>>6860247
I think it's o-k if she consented to kiss you before, senpai
>>6860257
What brands have you tried?

>>6860247
A-anon pls
>>6860257
Post lips +skin tone maybe we can help you find a colour
>>6860263
Allright I'll try a little of both
I'll try and drop more hints and be overt with what I want and also be more physical, hopefully she'll reciprocate
But you make a good point, she likes me but idk how much
It's totally possible she's not my type though usually I go for tall girls shes practically a pixie

>>6860285
So she consented to kiss you before?

Then why aren't you kissing right now? Is it because you don't want to kiss her?

>>6860058

Don't shove the tongue straight in. Gently run it over her lips as you kiss - she should respond by opening her mouth slightly and/or licking a little back. From there just gradually increase the exploration until she stops upping the ante.

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>>6860307
picrelated

Short femmes are qt af. I like really tall girls and really short femmes, average height is boring.
>tfw would work out to carry a short femme as a backpack

>>6860310
I'm not the person, I was just chiming in

Remember. You can't go around kissing girls without their consent no matter how hot it is.

>>6860413
yes you literally can.

>>6860413
C-can I hold a girl's hand without asking her first?

>>6860413
It's pretty situationally dependent. If in doubt, I would definitely say ask first. If I'm drink in a bar and making a pass at some qt and she suddenly kisses me, I'm pretty fucking okay that she didn't get explicit consent. If I'm walking down the street thinking about my dinner plans and some random chick on the sidewalk kisses me, then yeah that's not okay.

If you've been dating some chick and have kissed before and she's got the body language, etc that says she's okay for kissing you can go ahead and kiss without asking explicitly first.

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>say my name when answering phone
>still get called sir
why must i have a deep voice?

>>6860451
Go away dude. Nobody cares what makes your boner happy.

>>6860445
Tranny go home

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>>6860285
I've tried most drugstore brands as well as a couple high-end ones. Buxom lipgloss, smashbox (my cousin stole it and fucking broke it because she's 12 and an idiot) and a few others. YSLs rouge veloupte shine line looks really amazing but super expensive. I swatched some the last time I went to Sephora. I liked the texture. I have shitty thin lips so I feel like a lighter, less opaque texture with some gloss to it would be the best way for me to go.

>>6860307
I don't take selfies that often and when I do I'm making a shitty face because I'm self conscious. Here's a semi-recent one. As you can tell by my teeth the lighting is kind of yellow-y. Right now I'm about an NW35 in MAC foundation because I've tanned over the summer. But I'm naturally pretty pale, so I'd say I'll wind up somewhere around NW20/15 come wintertime.

>>6860501
I'd just go with YSL. It's cheaper in the long run vs. wasting money on things you don't like that you throw away or don't enjoy using. One lip product lasts several months so if you think of it as a per-month cost, it isn't too bad. Also, if you're a cheapskate like me, you take the free promo sample you get with a $25+ order at Sephora and sell it on eBay to get like $8-10+ off.

>>6860484
#shotsfired

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>>6860310
>Then why aren't you kissing right now? Is it because you don't want to kiss her?
because she's at work and i dont think she'd want to hang out after work
>>6860322
okay okay, i saved this in a note so that i can remember
>>6860328
i mean there is so much awkwardness for me in the size difference.
i prefer tall/taller girls, but short and cute is nice
>>6860501
i agree with anon, the YSL would be cute
you could also go for a strong deep red though

>>6860451
It's actually incredibly cute or considerate, depending on if they're shy or confident.

Nothing gets me blushing like a dominant woman asking if it's ok to kiss me. Or better yet, asking if she can tie me up and ride my face. She knows the answer she'll get before she even asks, but she does it anyway. Oh yes, them sublime power games. It's almost like they're getting you to beg for it.

>>6860423
No you can't it's way too lewd. Completely not allowed.

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>>6860720
>tfw you can't just kiss all the qts

Y live

>>6860487
>tranny
>afab
fuck off cunt

>>6860786
One day you're going to and kiss and caress all the qt girls and they're going to smile and kiss you back and then you're going to wake up and realize it was just a dream.

>>6860484
I don't understand why they think they matter or that their input has any value.

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>>6860990

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>tfw talking to qt
>tfw it's going super well

I'm a a flaming homosexual and I'm loving every second of it. Hold me, lesgen.

>>6861286
Geoanon?

>>6861310
Who?

>>6861320
Geo! She posted SU and was muscular but used to be fat and hated Nazi and I haven't seen her in a while.

>>6861325
Sorry, not me, just a passerby.

I'm not up to date on tripfags here. I'm bored though, so if you want to explain who Geo and/or Nazi is, I'm all ears.

>>6861336
Nazi makes these threads and is more than kind of an asshole. Geo... is who I just described.

No trips, we just get used to recognizing each other as anons. I thought you were Geo because she always posted SU.

Tell me about your qt!

>>6861343
Wait, you guys just recognize each other without trips? Is lesgen like, that close-knit or something? Not that I'd be surprised, considering this is 4chan.

>>6861343
Where did supergirl anon go? Last I heard she got a qt. Was that all it took for her to leave us? It was cute watching them all hate flirt and supergirl never understood that there were multiple SU posters.

>>6861378

Not her, but yeah its pretty close knit.
I mean shit, look at the poster count.

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>>6861403
I never left. I stopped avatarfagging for a while because I got banned for it a few times. I was dating Nazi, actually, for a while.

Sup.

>>6861378
Yeah, we're that close-knit. It's not 100% obviously.

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>>6861403
Lesbians? Interested/invested in SU? It's more likely than you think.

>>6861343
Is Geo a nice person? Is Nazi really a nazi? Give me all that salacious 4chan general drama.

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>>6861432
I swear it's like a shared bonding experience for all slightly nerdy (normie?) lesbians. Pearl's pining for Rose is a near universal feel that we can all share in.

>>6861415
Oh shit waddup.
Did you really snag a qt?

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>>6861336
Geoanon is this redheaded butt. She likes muscular talls and cartoon rocks.

Nazi is a mandarin control freak goldstar lesbian who takes on lesgen gfs like new socks and is femme/femme

I can always tell when it's them posting even when they try to hide it.

>>6861415
Why aren't you together ;___; I shipped you.

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>>6861454
Like I said, I was dating Nazi for a while. If you saw a reference to me getting a gf that was her.

You got a name I'd know you by, friendo?

>>6861449
I don't know Geo all that well. She was pretty all right. Nazi just has that name as shorthand for Goldstar Nazi because she hates non-golds.

>>6861482
Excuse me for not knowing, but what's a "goldstar lesbian?" I've never heard it until now.

>>6861471
No shhh playing it low key, bb.

Dayum shame you aren't teaching her how to love while secretly foiling her plot for a lesbian dystopia. That'd make for a good short series.

>>6861470
Is Geoanon vaping in that picture?

>>6861493

Why did you break up? You realize how crazy that girl was and nope out? Cuz I mean it's cute for a while but she's pretty legit.

Or did she break up with you because you wouldn't send her nudes.

>>6861491
*lesbian utopia and how dare you

>>6861497
In your heart you know

You know

>>6861504
Looks like it. There's also a weight, a beer glass, a coffee mug, and what looks to be a sketch book and a marker.

Is this what ADD looks like?

>>6861497
>Lesbian who's never had sex with a man.

That seems like a rather unfair criteria.

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>>6861470
She looks like she'd have excellent squat form.

l

>>6861533
Maybe in 1950

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Is Discord worth joining?
Will it find me a girl friend?

>>6861539
To squat on your face

>>6858015
That's a twink or some sort of gym bunny femboy. Small waist, big shoulders don't lie. Why are you posting guys in the thread.

>>6861626
That's clearly a girl. Look at her arms and hips.

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>>6861608

>>6861632
Hips are smaller than shoulders

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>>6861662
I see what you mean, but humans aren't Legos, you autist. There will be some variation.

>>6861691
pelvic bone is off

>>6861691
Which could very well be from it being a male. Or at least they look like that.

>>6861533
Yeah I told you, she's an asshole.

>>6861533
Yeah only if you're not one.

>>6861797
get out tranny reeeeeeee

>>6861808
wait ROFL i thought this was mtfg nevermind im a idiot :)

>>6861797
Uuuuh...
I think
You're in the wrong thread.

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>>6861797
>>6861810
hissssss

forgive me real women ;_;

>>6861701
She's female, just black.

>>6861551

If you don't play video games it's pretty boring desu

>>6861691

Stop falling for the tranny troll.

>>6861824
Looks SE asian to me

>>6861843
Source is tumblr, if she weren't legit female that's the place to say so.

>>6861662
>>6861711
>>6861701
Some serious autism is going on and I can't say I am amused.

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I will start muay thai soon
thoughts?

Have any of you ever felt like you met the love of your life? I've had a lot of crushes before but I met this girl recently and I feel like she's the one. I have this feeling like I can't waste any time in letting my feelings for her be known, like in those movies where the main character finds love at first sight and then has to go on an epic journey to win the girl's hand in marriage.

>>6861856
Join the discord, fellow hue hue.

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>>6861856

>>6861856
Sounds like you're a young adult boosting about how you just joined karate.

>>6861856
Cool.
Cool, cool, cool.

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>>6861836
Just checked it out, seems kinda lame

>>6861856
Will you be doing this or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STwk4z257iU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65QCHZDXKmA

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>>6861966

What's goin' on in there.

>>6862018
Weebs weebin'

>>6861879
maybe other day, I will get a better mic
>>6861883
its me
>>6861902
a bit like this, this edition reminded me of that
>>6861998
why they scream

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>>6862041
I knew it. I mean, I love animation but weebs take it to a level so beyond my comprehension they might as well be beings from another dimension.

Oh well. I don't think I could handle the awkward bants. Got guilted into going to my college's anime/video game club once by an awkward bi girl who was desperate for a friend. I had never before imagined such autism could exist. I can't do it again.

I'm coming up on the one year anniversary with my gf. Pls help what do I do for romance? I won't be able to see/be with her bc her job so I want to send her something mushy and cute but I'm so bad at that stuff.

Halp

>>6862090
Ha, ha. I'm just kidding.

>>6862091

Ask her what her top sexual fantasy is.
Do that.

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>>6862101
Oh. Well that's nice. Maybe I'll try it out sometime. Do that thing where I'll talk super deep then all soft and high pitch until I get banned for "being trans" and not sending in vagoo shots. Our who knows, maybe it'll actually be ok and I won't have to troll my way to entertainment.

Sounds like a fun way to blow a slow night.

>>6861432
Lesbians fucking live for SU

>the phantom tranny menance causes another uproar
Lmao
Some of you are batshit retarded

Anyway awkward girl here again, is it weird to ask for a weekday date?
If not how do I do it and what are good weekday dates besides going to dinner?

>>6862233
Not respectable ones.

>>6862250
What are you even talking about, go away.

>>6862258

I heart you.

>>6862233

Checked out Steven Universe, it just seemed like a typical kids show. Can't really see the appeal for anyone over 18.

>>6862343
It really builds. There is a constant, slow drip of information instead of massive exposition dumps. Things that you might think are trivial in the first season end up being foreshadowing for something that happens in the third or fourth season. The characters are flawed in ways that are relatable and they actually work through them over a long period of time instead of magically getting fixed. The show is very rewarding on rewatches.

Overall, it's very well structured. The voice acting ranges from good to fantastic since they hire stage singers and the like. The characters are endearing since the show doesn't do black and white morality. This means that even the "villains" will be relatable.

It's not perfect, but it's better than most things out there and can be very rewarding to watch.

I've also crushed on Rebecca Sugar since I was 16 so I'm a little biased.

>>6861878
Yeah, I sat my girlfriend down after knowing her for three days and confessed.

Straigth girl here. I'm shitposting from work and I just wanted you gals to know that Rooney Mara is perfection and she made me question my sexuality more than once.

>>6862508
Thx 4 update

>>6862508
Are you a fatty? When are you gonna stop resisting and get your taste of the v?

>>6862527
No problem love <3
>>6862528
I don't know how! It would be so awkward if I'd try to hit on girls.

>>6862592
>Walk into a lesbian bar in a tight dress
>Profit

>>6862592
Proof that the straight woman is a myth. They all deep down want a pretty girl to touch them.

>>6862637
B-but I've never been to a lesbian bar! But I've heard stories and I don't know if I'm brave enough
>>6862649
I guess?

>>6862678
Go on a lesbian dating app like Her and state that you're looking for baby's first homosex funtime and you need a dominant lesbian to use your body for her pleasure.

Craigslist is seedy and everyone on my w4w is either obese or a bisexual cheating on her husband but I guess that's also an option

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>>6862678
>not wanting to be aggressively raped by a group of giggling lesbians in the back room of a gay club

You can't go bringing straight women to lesbian bars without telling them. They could get girls taking advantage of them while they're drunk. It's totally not allowed!

>>6862973
That's kinda too lewd Anon ;__;
>>6862983
I- I don't do groups!
>>6863013
I though lesbian are nice, not perverts

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>>6863024
You thought wrong.

Who the fuck sutters in text really???

>>6863030
Yikes!

>>6863044
She's lying. Lesbians are actually really nice people that just pretend to be perverts sometimes.

>>6863046
That's a relief! Or is it?

>>6863031
An autistic heterosexual who craves attention.

>>6863046

They are too nice and meek.

>tfw you will never be gang-raped on a pool table in the back room of a lesbian bar
>you will never be invited to go out for a smoke break and instead have your body dragged into the trunk of a Subaru hatchback and kidnapped and turned into a sex slave for life
>you will never be tied up and claimed by an aroused female rapist rubbing her vagina juices all over your body

This isn't living, desu

Soo. I need sex lesgen. What id do?

>>6863108
Isn't there like a hookup app or something?

>>6861919
ABED?

>>6861878
yes, very much so, and then she ghosted me after we were officially together for a week, so eh

>>6863140
How long had you known her?

>>6863168
we'd been casual acquaintances for about 2 years, but we got REALLY close an intimate all of a sudden; we're sort of bffs for a few weeks, and then she wanted to be girlfriends, then BAM, we're a couple talking about living together all sorts of stuff, then out of nowhere i basically cease to exist

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>>6863056
I mean I'd like to be aggressive with strangers, but not only am I not single, I'm also not that sort of amazingly attractive that can get away with being a creep bordering on rapist.

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>ovulating
>the only thing on my mind is female body parts
>can't concentrate because nothing makes me happy except thinking and imagining female body parts
Halp

>>6863343
Just masturbate until you can focus.

>tfw it's too hot so you're sitting at the computer naked while eating rich tea biscuits and the crumbs fall in your labia

>>6863565
Feed the yeasties. Help them grow strong.

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>>6863286
Where are all these aggressive doms. Where are you all hiding? I can't settle for another stumbling sub/sub encounter. I need a woman who knows what she wants whether it be light bondage orgasm denial light humiliation just SOMETHING. ANYTHING at this point.

>every time I go for the sub/sub taco it all falls apart

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>>6863565
>>6863610
My sides.

>anon the yeast metropolis president

>>6863639
I've been craving Taco Bell for WEEKS

>>6863139
TROY?

>>6863669
I'll grab you some bb of you'll tie me up and ride my face afterwards.

Holy fug I'm getting desperate. I hate taco bell. Look how far I'll go, degrading myself for you.

>>6863687
ITS YOU?!

>>6863709
I mean I'd rather you plow me with a strap on
But actually there is another qt I'm after and I must remain pure for her
Unless ur really hot

>>6863716
... in the morrrrrning!

>>6863743
tfw its still sunny
tfw i think i have samonella
tfw no coffee
fuck

>>6863798
>salmonella
rip
i
p

>went to a bar with coworker after work
>we both got drunk and talked about life
>went to the bathroom together
>booze got the best of us
>we had sex in the bathroom
>SHE actually ate me out
>a week later, got sober
>told her husband I seduced and raped her
>he wants to fuck me up

what do?

>>6863924
Moshi moshi, baito desu?

>>6863924
you need to defend your honor

time to enter a montage sequence where you get fit & buff in the shortest amount of time then fuck him up instead
he'll never anticipate this!

>should've had my period 3 weeks ago
>suddenly feel really depressed
>hallucinated spiders again

I swear, if this is just hormones...

>>6859024
Just because she found that hot doesn't mean she finds you hot, anon. Still no harm in putting out some feelers if you find her attractive

>>6860058
If the height feels uncomfortable sit down and kiss.

>>6860133
>>6860634
Whew lass you sound really autistic. Sounds like she's worried she's pushing you too much because you're awkward and virginal. But if she wasn't interested then she wouldn't kiss you at all or spend time with you. You just need to go for it.

>okay okay, i saved this in a note
Holy shit. Okay so just hold the kiss for longer. Kiss more than once; let one kiss lead into another, put your hands on her hips/back/waist/neck/face or a combination of 2, and as you link kisses begin to open your mouth only a little, then a bit more, then a tiny bit of tongue to tease, take it back, see if she responds in kind and it can go on from there and get more passionate and more tongue. But don't stick it down too far or make the kiss too rough. She's already kissed you more than once right? You don't need to ask every time, that's just really autistic

vagina holderers, would you be able to utilize a piss-bottle without messing shit up?

>tfw gf

>>6864570
Yes, but it's slow going and I would much rather piss on the side of the road in an emergency then I would use a piss bottle.

>>6861856
Did it for a couple of years. It was very hard work but it made me the fittest I had ever been.

Frequently tempted to go back but it's an intimidating thought.

Have you done any other martial arts?

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>>6864570
>mfw people assume vagina-owners can't aim their pee
>mfw people with pee-pees ALWAYS miss the big ass spacious toilet bowl and always pee on the bathroom rug ruining it despite literally having an aiming tube
shaking my head, familia

>>6863565
I'll help you get them out. How the fuck are you sitting tho

>>6863054
This. Why are you all replying to an autistic self professed straight girl going on about here celebrity crush. Tehe, don't hit on me you silly lesbians~

>>6864609
just asking a question famiglia

>>6864609
it's not exactly a precision instrument you know

>>6864622
It's really easy not to miss a toilet. It's even easier to wipe up.
People just don't care.

>>6864629
it's even easier to just sit down to pee but dudes be like "nuh uh. i are a big boi, i stand up!" :^)

>>6864639
I got really drunk when on a weekend trip with my college club and wanted to prove I could spell my name in the snow at this cabin we were staying in. Gotta say I did a pretty good job writing my initials. "AH!" is pretty easy to write with piss. No curving lines.

Realizing I took my pants off in the snow in front of 8 people was a sobering moment though.

>>6864639
I always sit down. when I was little my sister would piss all over the floor and my parents would make me clean it up because it couldn't possibly be her because she sits. very traumatic time.

>>6864570
I'd mess it up for sure

>>6864639
I mean, I think it's better for them if they stand. (Though I've only read this paired with MRA type attitudes, so take t with a grain of salt) But it's only fucking polite to clean up after yourself.

People complain about the state of women's bathrooms, but at least these are women 'unused' to squatting, hovering over the seat. They're retarded, don't get me wrong, but at least it's a better explanation than straight not giving a fuck b

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>>6860542
That's true! I'm so picky about lip color and the texture of my lip products that I guess it's worth it in the long run. There's a lot of YSL shades that I really like, so next pay period I think I might splurge a little.

>tfw there's a lot of cute makeup and clothes you want to buy but you're broke

>>6860634
They have a red one I really like. I swatched it last time I was in Sephora and it looked nice. It wasn't too dark, but it wasn't too bright, either.

I love dark lips in the fall and winter, but I'm worried my lips are too thin to pull it off. That's why I tend to stick to lighter colors that don't have heavy textures and aren't totally opaque. Otherwise, I feel like it makes my mouth look smaller.

>>6864629
if you're uncut sometimes it won't go where you think it will
backseat pissers are the worst, you have no idea what it's like

>>6864542
>If the height feels uncomfortable sit down and kiss.
thats what we did the first time; and it was better

i-i'm not autistic anon, pls
im just a bit of a loner, and grew up being very isolated ans sheltered.
>instructions
okay, okay thank you. we've kissed twice yes, but i "initiated" each time by asking ( i said "should i kiss you?" actually...and then she said something about she didn't want me to feel obligated) But I only asked because I wanted to AND her body language seemed like she was waiting for me to do that
i put my arms around her neck last time, but for the next one, i'll put them on her waist i think....maybe butt is better......?
I know that i want her to squeeze my butt, and grope me some, but idk how to get her to do that without just outright saying it; which is probably MORE lame than asking to kiss (which I wont do again)

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Man I don't know if I'm sexually frustrated or what. We were doing this club recruitment thing at my college today and our booth was set up next to a nurse club table. This qt kept talking with me and chatting about her old girlfriend (you never know what they mean by this) laughing at my jokes and being a little awkward. Then when I brought up how hot it was out she started fanning herself with her tshirt flashing her tight belly while fucking looking me in the eye. I was so lucky I was wearing sunglasses. Could not look away.

Fuck. Shit. I couldn't try hitting on her in front of my club president and professor. That was flirting, right? I'm not just that thirsty?

>>6864651
iktf
my sister and brother both pee all over the seat and on the floor but i was the only one who had to clean up; it was fucking frustrating.
>>6864691

>>6864736
Pull it back.
Again, it's not so much the mess making, it's the failure to act like an adult and clean up after yourself.
Nothing makes me angrier than having to piss, but not without cleaning someone else's up first. (Unless of course I fuck up and sit in someone's piss. Then someone is dying)
It's really not hard.

>>6864753
Why don't you fuck off to mtf or create a thread about how to piss correctly fucking retard, instead of shitting up this thread once again?

>>6864742
Don't ever say should, say can. 'Can I kiss you' says you're secure in your desire to kiss, think that it's fine, and you're just checking with her if she's down too.
Should makes it seem like you're lost and insecure. If that's true, that's fine, but you see how that's a turn off.

You two are already some kind of item. Don't think about being blunt with her as of you two were strangers on a bus.
Nothing made me wetter than when a girl would say shit like 'I wanna eat you out right now. Let's go' shit like that.
Just tell her you wanna go further, tell her that with your hand on her thigh.

>>6864762
I'm a cis lesbian, friend. Doesn't mean I don't know how dicks work.
If you pull the skin back a bit, it won't be in the way as much. (And if you're not a disgusting pig, there shouldn't be any smegma blocking up the works. )
Men have no excuse. It's fucking disgusting.

>>6864774
>I'm a cis lesbian but I looooove to talk about dicks in a lesbian thread! :D
Here's a (you).

>>6864785
Help me with my quandary then >>6864743

You know when a girl talks about her "girlfriend" and you never know if they're just her friend or they dated or what? That shit is frustrating. Do you think that girl was flirting? We're going to do another recruitment thing next week. If she's at the nursing table again how should I test the waters?

Why the fuck is it so hard to tell if a girl is gay or not.

>>6864785
>shitting on fuckboi behavior
>not a lesbian past time
Not gonna let defenses of shitty piss habits slide.
Don't wanna talk about pissing, go back to where anon brought it up.

>>6864811
Because day-to-day, for a multitude of reasons, women are not as beholden to strict gender roles. At least when it comes to seeming 'gay' or not.
Sounds to me like it could go either way from your discription, but I'd play the game.
When you see her again, send a 'Heeey, girl' out, or something that's ambiguous and see how she reacts.

>>6864811
Can't really help you with the girlfriend thing, since it doesn't exist in my language.
There's chances she was flirting with you if she was looking in your eyes while fanning herself. Now the pessimist in me would say she's probably straight or bi and was just testing the waters, especially if you're in college.

are any of the people at lesgen political lesbins?

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>>6864835
Yeah, I'll do that. Good advice and true. The way she kept looking at me while lifting her shirt was just too much man. If I wasn't in front of my professor and club president I would have tipped my shades and given her the old up and down. I'm not exactly out to then since there's never been a reason to bring it up. That and I'm pretty sure I'm going to be vice president this semester and I really don't want to fuck it up.

Goddamn priorities getting in the way of my flirt game. Thanks anon.

>>6864851
It's a really strange thing. Quite a hold-over. I used to think it was something that stopped with my parents generation, but even people at my high school said it.
Other 'quaint' terms for friends trailed off, especially with males, but 'girlfriend', as in 'female platonic friend of a female' has stayed strong, despite its overwhelming use to designate a female romantic partner as well.

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>>6864851
Some girls call their female friends girlfriends and you never know what they mean by that. It's frustrating. You're right about the college thing. You just can't assume anything.

I'm older than a lot of these girls and they'll get so awkward around me. I'm a lot more confident and constantly make banter after working with men in service industry jobs for years. So these fresh college girls get all shy, blushing and laughing a lot. How do I not find that attractive, ya know?

Fuggin college girls.

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>>6864736
>"if you're uncut"
>/lesgen/
it better be one of them floppy limp feminine benises, friends

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>>6864743
>sexually frustrated
Oh boy, I know I am. Single for 4 years, and will probably be forever. Meanwhile, I saw a lesbian couple at the beach this morning. The first one was okay, while the other looked like an obese man with huge boobs. Not to mention since everyone is back to work it's mainly old people, families or single men going to the beach so no pretty girl to look at.
And I'm so invisible to lesbians only straight bitches or men take an interest in me. Fuck everything.

>>6864909
>4chan since I was a kid
>exclusively male long-term friends
>restaurant dishwashing jobs
I'm too good at shitting on people. Sometimes I feel like my bants get too savage, too quick.
How do I reel it back while it's still playful sounding to them?

>>6863286
>I'm also not that sort of amazingly attractive that can get away with being a creep bordering on rapist.

Well being aggressive with me will make you pretty attractive, stranger.

>>6864885
>despite its overwhelming use to designate a female romantic partner as well.
because end of the day, most women are "straight".
>>6864766
>If that's true, that's fine, but you see how that's a turn off.
yeah i'm realizing this in hindsight. the first time i guess i /did/ mean it like that, since i really wasn't entirely sure if we were going to be strictly friends or or something else, and I wanted an easy way to save face I guess....but the second time i definitely fucked up.
>You two are already some kind of item.
i mean.....i would like to be her girlfriend, yes. ....Do you think she also sees it that way? She straight told me that she's still nervous around me, and i really didn't know how to interpret that.
i'll be less formal, and more forward. i hope I get to see her this week.

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>>6863343

iktf

Just go inside your head for the next 1-5 days and enter the cozy world of boob-to-boob contact until ovulation ceases and you exit the coma, renewed, ready to face the world with fresh eyes.

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>>6864950
Don't shit on people, make bad puns and wordplay. Keep being gregarious but not an asshole. Be able to turn it off and on depending on the situation.

Works really well for me. Sparking conversation with randos is ezpz. People will want to hear what you have to say and they'll recognize you when you're out and about. That's how it's worked for me. To think, when I was these girls age I was an awkward shit too. Now I'm the one they think is cool.

Still, in my experience, once you do catch one of these girls they're pretty shitty in bed. They seem to be inexperienced. It can be frustrating, since I'm not really a top. I do get off on pleasing someone, but that makes me easy to take advantage of. I'll give it all I got then get nothing in return way too often for my liking. At least I know how to give great head now.

Fucking
College
Girls

>mfw they want me to show them how to succ a cunt

>>6865016
I mean don't shut on people, you SHOULD make bad puns and word play.

Whoops

But yeah, people eat up bad puns when they aren't absolutely terrible.

>>6864742
No, don't just stick your hands on her butt, that'd be awkward. The key really is building up to it. Start with your hands somewhere vaguely sensitive but not lewd immediately. As the kiss gets more passionate you can move your hands to those places. I presume you'll be in public however, so maybe leave the lewd things for home or somewhere secluded.

>>6864766
The confident, direct stuff sure is sexy, but honestly i don't think this anon can pull it off yet. She's too shy for it I think, it wouldn't come out right. Let em build up gradually. Deffo agree with "can " and "should" advice, however.

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>>6864743
>chatting about her old girlfriend (you never know what they mean by this)

pic very related

Does this person look more like a tomboy or just a plain old regular boi, /femgen/?

https://i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1473272473464.jpg

>>6865073
>/femgen/
Wrong thread, buddy.

>I prefer giving rather than taking during sex
>gf was raped as a teenager which makes her uncomfortable being touched downstairs
>ofc I always ask first and make sure she's comfortable but she always pushes me away after a minute or so
>settle for dry humping and her taking care of me
>good but forever wanting to go down on her properly

>>6864909
It's not complicated senpai. If a girl mentions a gf and you're unsure of her orientation, just make a slightly inquisitive face and ask "like, girlfriend-girlfriend?"

>>6865073
boi

>>6858149

Quick tips: Spot reduction is a myth, doing more ab exercise makes your core stronger/more striated, but losing bodyfat overall is what will give you the defined, visible abs.

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

>>6864993
Nervous around you because she probably likes you, you dolt.

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>>6865097
AAHHHHH IT COULD HAVE BEEN SO EASY. Now I know what to do next time. At least when my club people aren't there.

I can still bring it up if I see her again. It'll be ezpz. Chat for a bit, joke around, then when the conversation dies down give her a look and say "sooo like girlfriend-girlfriend?" That's smooth. Thanks anon.

>>6865016

Are you the beer anon

>>6865135
Yeah, why? How'd you know?

>>6865113
well
i figured that out relatively quickly after she called me drunk to ask me to hang out and said she couldn't do it sober.....which is also the reason she wants me to hang out with her while shes with her friends i guess because shes less nervous.....but being around a whole group of people /I/ dont know just feels weird, like i'm some random person, and its not as if i'm het girlfriend (yet) so idk.

its good that she wants me to meet her friends though right?
>>6865058
>No, don't just stick your hands on her butt, that'd be awkward. The key really is building up to it.
okay, okay, that should have been obvious to me.
is it weird if i move her hands to wear I want them to be on me though?

>>6865096
Is she trying to get help for this?

>>6865183
I tried talking to her about it but she doesn't want to see a therapist or anything, she says that they've been little help in the past.

I'm not really sure what else to do other than making sure she always feels safe and loved.

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>>6865140

Just wanted to see if my hunch was right.

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>>6865239
Ok?

Is this a good or a bad thing?

>>6865164
>is it weird if i move her hands to wear I want them to be on me though?

Nope.

>>6865228

Have you talked to her about your specific sex concerns?

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>>6865264

'S cool.

>>6865267
Not explicitly. I guess I don't want to make her feel bad, like she's not good enough for me or something. She's gotten upset once after sex because I couldn't cum and she felt like it was her fault.

We're both pretty inexperienced; we were both each other's first time with a girl - I was a complete virgin before her and she had only ever been sexually with guys and had only kissed girls, so I'm hoping that with time it'll get better.

Why not when a qt girl mentions her old girlfriend just be like "I didn't realize you were a lesbian."

If she's not she'll just be like "oh she's just my friend I mean" and you can continue the convo naturally. If she is then that's an even better result right?

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>>6865283
Don't know how to feel about this

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>>6865327

Stay cool.

>>6865319
Because even bringing up lesbians can be off putting if they ain't gay. Girlfriend-girlfriend is a bit more smooth and you can play off of it easily. Fits a certain attitude better. If things backfire is even easier to accept it as a joke and let it play out without any stilted convo trying to clean it up.

The nuances of keeping your cool

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>>6865351
Only if you stay frosty

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>>6864745
Did you mean to respond to me? (>>6864691)

>>6864943
I know what you mean! I had been single for 4 years, got in a relationship and it barely lasted a month. It was for the best, though. In hindsight she really wasn't for me. But now I'm seeing cute lesbian couples everywhere. I just got to the point where I was fine with being alone and now my one small taste to remind me what dating life was like has made me lonely. It's bullshit.

>tfw in the gym
>tfw two qt girls are working out together
>obviously a couple
>go to get pizza after
>tfw no workout bae

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>>6865376

Oh, I will.

What's the most lesbian thing you've ever done?

>>6865442
>I'm seeing cute lesbian couples everywhere
Yeah, now that I pay attention I see plenty of lesbian couples.
Reminds me of two girls I saw in the Vatican last week. They were pretty cute and acting more like fwb or girlfriends than like two buddies hanging out together, and the cuter one kept checking me out the whole time. Damn it.

>>6865485
I once fucked a girl while watching the Runaways

>>6865485

Got my hair cut short, wore plaid, and asked out a cute femme girl.
All at once.

>>6865485
I've been in a threesome, does that count as double lesbian or perhaps at least a 50% increase?

>>6865363
Except you're not admitting you're a lesbian , you're just being silly and misunderstanding her, so why would she feel put off?

>>6865442
Whatch out mang, people mistake me and my sister for a couple a little too often. She's straight but her rock-a-billy style reads as geh a little to often. (Not tumblr rockabilly, she actually looks good and is definitely not an sjw).

We used to lift together all the time. People just assumed things. Same with parties we go to. We just look that different.

>>6865485
Stole panties during the gym class and wore them at home while masturbating. No regrets.

>>6865509
Brats one line fits my aesthetic over the other. I have an image to keep up. One line helps me keep my cool while the other would make me self conscious while saying it. They're both ok, though, no worries.

>>6865485
Slept in the same bed as my high school crush for two weeks. A week into it I went into the bathroom to masturbate because I couldn't take it any more. When I got back to bed she got all coy. Finally ended up sleeping with her.

She was a great kisser.

>>6865531
Oh yeah that one is way better i didn't see that post.

Anyways you sure fucked up.

>>6865523
That's horrible. What if some of those girls had to change into skirts after gym, but they couldn't find their panties

>>6865545
Aw man don't say that. She was pretty qt. Nice face, long refined nose. Fuuug I'll just have to find her again. Even if it doesn't turn into anything getting to know people is a fantastic experience. Women in general are great and I want to know as many as possible. Making friends is the best, even if it doesn't turn into something more.

>>6865485

Shaved my head, got a closet full of plaid, play softball, and got a manual-labor blue collar job. Oh also had lesbian sex.

>>6865606
Post abs.

>>6863639
Sub/sub will never work. Good luck on finding a dom- most lesbians I know are bottoms or "switches" (aka bottoms that will eat you out on occassion).

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>>6865485
Try on different shades of lipstick with a gf and then kiss to see what colors they made.

>>6865487
That sounds adorable. Sometimes I wonder if I shouldn't just get some kind of dating app like Her or download tindr or something. But I think I have too many strikes against me to make an appealing package.

>>6865517
That's hilarious. The two girls at the gym were definitely a couple. They left holding hands and kissed as they were going out. I was super jelly.

>>6865771
Ugh. I don't necessarily want a super domme gf but I'm tired of dating inexperienced, subby girls who don't communicate. I don't consider myself submissive, but I take a lot of cues from my partner and I'm sort of inexperienced myself (and rusty since it's been a while which kind of makes me less certain than I normally am). So if they are really uncertain of themselves or aren't clear about what they want, it shakes my confidence.

The girl I just broke up with told me "that area's kind of busy" the first time I tried to sleep with her. It took me a full minute to realize she was trying to tell me she was on her period.

But then, I'm also way the hell dumb, so that could be it.

Either way, equal footing is nice.

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>>6865771
Fuck I'm A-OK with eating a girl out or fingering her to completion with a lot of teasing, thigh nibbling, licking, and kissing but dammit I want to do it for someone who WANTS it and will tell me how they want it. Where the hell are my confident lesbians?

JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU

but no really most of my encounters are with girls who just want me to do things to them. Sometimes they'll try to give back, but too many times have they just been a dead fish after they come. I don't think they're really gay. I guess I just attract girls who don't have much experience or don't know if they're really gay. Aka FUCKING COLLEGE STUDENTS

>>6865825
See, if I was in period girls position I would have sing-songed

Shark week!~
There's blood in the water~

Then we could have a laff

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>>6865825
Tried Okcupid, but that thing was so full of bisluts, landwhales and queer-aromantic-tumblr shit I never actually made a profile. Shit's depressing.

>>6865833
Never date girls under 23, since most of them are still experiencing. But then 25 or so girls are all taken, since they met their girlfriend in college. Hilarious.

>>6865833
>dammit I want to do it for someone who WANTS it
How do want them to show you they want it? Begging you to do things to them then moaning and squirming and orgasming from your touch isn't enough for you to feel like they want it?

>>6865825
If you're having no luck irl it doesn't hurt to try online. I met my gf on OkCupid and we've been together almost a year and I'm pretty sure we were made for each other & all that sappy shit. You just have to get around the girls >>6865865
said about.

Have any of you had your period sync up with your gf's or is that a myth?

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>>6865883
Eh, a few of the girls that I ended up with were obviously uncomfortable with everything after they came. I mean I'm really communicative and ask if things are ok or if they like this or that but I swear some girls just don't respond to that at all. They just take the pleasure then either just want to cuddle afterwards or they leave. Those are the ones who aren't gay, but just felt comfy enough to try with me.

Other times they seem super into it but then get all self conscious when it comes to touching me. Those flings don't last long since I always end up feeling like shit.

I gotta admit none of the girls I've been with since the first one in high school have had personalities that I've really fallen for. Or looks even.

I mean apparently I'm someone that people feel comfy enough with to experiment. I've even had instances where a straight mtf work friend wanted to experiment (wasn't into her at all) and a gay gay class mate wanted the same (100% not into that).

Fuck I'm rambling but I just don't get it. Kinda sick of dating younger than me but can't help but flirt with cute girls. That's why I really, really want a dom.

Uuugh I'll shut up now.

>>6866061
Have you ever tried being overt with your preference on dating sites or things like that?
It's hard to find a lesbian true dom who doesn't have a few qt femmes on her arm already, but it's a looooooooooooot harder to find one if you're just waiting to stumble into her in a bar or something.

Also if you're giving out a dominant attitude before sex that could lead women to assume you take that role in bed too, so you attract more subby women.

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>>6865833
>I guess I just attract girls who don't have much experience or don't know if they're really gay.

My friends call me 'lesbian training wheels' because I attract that type of girl or drunk girls who want to make out. If it's not that, it's women who are batshit crazy. Or dudes.

>tfw you're 30 as fuck and it still keeps happening.

>>6865857
And I probably would have lost my shit and laughed my ass off in the most unattractive way possible. But fuck uncertainty and a lack of confidence is kind of catching in my case. I wind up second guessing myself and I'm already pretty awkward.

>>6865865
>Tried Okcupid, but that thing was so full of bisluts, landwhales and queer-aromantic-tumblr shit I never actually made a profile. Shit's depressing.

Yeah. It seems like there's a lot of that where I live, too.

>But then 25 or so girls are all taken, since they met their girlfriend in college. Hilarious.

The suffering is real. And the sad part is I usually prefer older women.

>>6866084
I haven't really tried dating sites much. I tried once but it exploded in responses and my life was too busy at that point anyway. I guess I could try again. You're right.

You're also right. I project a confident personality and I'll be the one pursuing the girl most of the time. I have had two instances of girls buying me a drink at a show but since I work so much I can't spend the night and I live outside the city so it's hard to keep contact with em.

Yeah, I'll try online again. Thanks anon.

>>6858039
Honestly not really sure why the feminist movement is so against lesbian women

>>6866089
Damn I'd say let's go on a date but this is 4chan.

We'd probably get along reeeal well, even if I'm a bit younger than you. Most of my friends are more your age anyway.

OH WELL

>>6866061
So you want a girl to say "thanks for making mommy feel good. You've been a good little girl. Come give mommy a kiss."

>>6866169
Oh gross why dud you have to do that ugh oh god no
No
No
No
Why you gotta do me like that

>>6866196
Are you gonna throw up :(

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>>6866133
I've never actually dated an older woman honestly. They've mostly been my age or slightly younger. I think it's just reactionary on my part because I keep attracted women in their early 20s since that's about how old I look to most people. And I'm on the shorter side so that doesn't help things.

The thing that sucks is I'm in a city with a high gay population, so it's not as if I don't have opportunities I guess. But all the ones I've met are either taken, way too young for me, sjw-tier or some other kind of deal breaker.

The fact that I'm an awkward NEET and borderline hikkikomori probably doesn't help. I'm getting better, though. Maybe one day.

>>6866169
>reading that

>>6866236
*keep attracting

Shit I can't type.

>>6866236
What do you want to hear after sex then, since apparently just cuddling isn't good enough anymore.

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>>6866241
Cuddling is fine, honestly. You don't have to reassure/compliment someone every time after sex. Tell me it was a nifty time. Tell me about how there was a Late Cretaceous flying reptile the size of a giraffe and scientists thing it could take off and land with extreme ease. Shake your first at the ceiling and yell "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME GADGET!" at the top of your lungs. Just don't call me 'mommy'. Shit's weird to me.

>>6866126
Think you quoted the wrong thing bruv

>>6866114
>>6866236

>tfw some cool women on my okcupid
>cool, accomplished older women too
>even willing to date my age
>can't bother because I'm a useless neet

>>6866241
I've seen my mother naked too many times to be into that kind of play. Sweet compliments and loving words are better. The kind of stupid stuff you'd be embarrassed saying in any other situation. The little pleasant things you think, silly metaphors and the like.

During the act I'd love to hear someone telling me exactly what they want me to do/do to me. Having me comply to their wishes with rewards and punishments (like denying touch or a harsh bite or pinch or slap (with boundaries set up beforehand)) would be lovely.

A little kinky, yeah, but so so appealing.

>>6866236
I get your pain. Some light sjw is fine, but the ones that make a complex out of it for themselves instead of just being an advocate are difficult to deal with at times. Like they make up for a lack of personality with it.

I live about an hour from the city where all the lesbians live so I'm stuck with these college girls. The older women are all in relationships.

Fuck I remember the last okc account I made. Large black men offering to be a sugar daddy and guys sending messages that were almost always just "hey" or "ur beautiful" completely ignoring the whole lesbian part of my profile. Then loads of ladies from the city. And then the mtfs living in their parents houses in the rich areas. Maybe I'll hold off on that okc account until I transfer colleges.

Being an older student really sucks in some ways.

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>>6866236
>awkward NEET
>in a city with a high gay population
>borderline hikkikomori
>only meeting SJW-tier girls

If it wasn't for the age thing I'd think you were me, anon...I'm much younger, though.

Thankfully working out has helped me out with my no gf feels, though. Still lonely as fuck but at least I can dream that my petite (4' 10") wimpy self can look like pic related.

It's great to have goals, at least.

>>6866470
Weight lifting is the best. Shits addictive. You just wanna put more weight on the bar. Goooood shit.

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>>6866567

I really ought to beat out my social anxiety and head to the gym--my local one's really close by.

In the mean time, I've been doing this 30 day ab challenge and an additional plank challenge.

I'm not really expecting any visual results just from using my own body as a weight, but...do these things actually work?

Whether I want to admit it or not, part of me *does* want to attract cuties with my future fit bod.

I'm on day 11 or so, and I think my endurance has gone up, but what can anyone suggest that would give me visible results in a reasonable amount of time?

I've also discovered that I can do a TON of hip raises without even getting tired, though that could be from doing them in physical therapy when I was a kid.

Still pretty wimpy and uncoordinated, but it cheers me up.

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>>6866303
I know that feel, sis. I'm working on overcoming my NEETdom, though. I'm seeing a therapist once a week, taking medicine and making all these lifestyle changes. Hopefully I can get a better job and my own place. My ultimate goal is to learn to manage my anxiety well enough to learn to drive.

>>6866385
>I get your pain. Some light sjw is fine, but the ones that make a complex out of it for themselves instead of just being an advocate are difficult to deal with at times. Like they make up for a lack of personality with it.

Exactly. And I feel on my guard with a person like that. Which isn't the point of a relationship. I want someone I can relax and be myself around.

>I live about an hour from the city where all the lesbians live so I'm stuck with these college girls.

What city famfam?

>>6866470
>Thankfully working out has helped me out with my no gf feels, though.

Yes! I love lifting, personally. I started working out to help manage my anxiety and have really gotten into it.

>I can dream that my petite (4' 10") wimpy self can look like pic related.

You'll be someone's teacup bara qt one day. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

>>6866677
Ca' 'go

You?

>>6866668
Adding resistance will really help. You can get those big rubber bands and do even more exercises. The gym is the way to go though. Don't worry, you won't explode in muscle as a woman. Not unless you have some genetic thing. You can get a nice "toned" body from a weight lifting regiment.

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>>6866688
Atlien here. Atlanta is pretty small potatoes compared to the Windy City. I've always wanted to visit.

>>6866668
Chiming in to agree with this poster. I'm trying like hell to put on a little muscle and I can attest that you have to follow a specific workout routine and nutrition plan. Even then you're more apt to gain curves.

>>6866741
There's a lot of fun things to do in 'go 'za city. Boys Town and the surrounding area has been gentrified to hell so it's quite safe. Only thing is it seems like all the lesbians know each other and they can be rather shitty if they don't know you or aren't introduced by someone you know. There's a lot of really nice gay guys though.

Lots of barcades with great beer and good games. Logan Square always has some good band playing around there and some of the best indie wrestling happens in Chicago. There's always something to do. In the summer you'd have to be purposely avoiding fun. Just a twenty minute walk and you'll run into some happening thing.

Atlanta is cool though. I have a cousin who lives down there. He likes it. I need to visit it myself.

where my pnw lesbos at. : ^) I wanna go hiking and slurp coffee off your titties.

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>>6866791
>slurping coffee off of titties
Cold brew I assume. Either way, it should be microbrew.

>>6866787
They turned on the fountain today, at Logan circle. I felt something in me change.

>>6866791
I want to live there so bad you don't even know. The hiking, holy fuck the hiking. It's like a better version of Appalachia and I fuggin love those mountains.

If I could live there I'd never stop taking weekend hiking trips. Week long ones when I could. My calves would be steel. Fucking lowland swampy illinois FUG. At least the geology is kinda cool, but NOWHERE NEAR AS COOL AS THE PNW. FUUUG.

>>6866823
>the picture
>your apparent location

Stop having everything I want holy fuck just stop.

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>>6866836
That pic isn't mine, just some lesbians on tumblr I stalk. I do live in the northwest tho.

>>6866827
It can get muddy with fall weather incoming. But today was super sunny and pleasantly cool. Taking a nature walk, the air itself smells amazing, and when it fills your lungs its pretty fucking euphoric.

>>6866787
>Only thing is it seems like all the lesbians know each other and they can be rather shitty if they don't know you or aren't introduced by someone you know.

That's kind of how it is here, too. A lot of lesbians I've met make me feel like they're really exclusive and judge-y. I'm an anxious as fuck kind of person so stuff like that can kind of put me off. Some hipster ranting about politics and silently judging my tastes is generally not a good time for me. Like I said, I want someone I can be comfortable around. Plus I just don't have tolerance for people who get their kicks out of shitting on others all the time. I had a few friends who were patronizing and condescending as fuck and that was enough for me. It's one of my biggest turn-offs.

Chicago sounds awesome. One of my friends visited there for a convention and really loved it. I'm really outgoing in certain situations and around people I know, but I'd say I'm pretty introverted. But indie wrestling and live music sounds pretty fun.

Atlanta is pretty low-key in comparison, I think. We have our share of festivals, lots nightlife stuff and good places to eat, though. But then I'm probably the wrong person to ask because I'm seldom into clubs and crowds. A friend of mine and I like to explore and go to different restaurants and bars, though. We've come across some really cool shit that way. Walkability and transportation that isn't oriented around highways and cars is really starting to pick up too, which has been good for local businesses.

>>6866956
Oh man do I feel you. I need plenty of drinks to feel free around people who make me nervous, and that's when drunk guys start to zero in on my ass and grab the booty, so it's basically lose lose.

You have the right idea when it comes to venues, no matter where you go. I can't dance unless I'm tipsy and then it gets too provocative and I get unwanted attention. When I'm forced to go to clubs these days I just grandpa dance. Weed whacker, lawn mower, washin' tha dishes, bus driver (who has a whole story about being an alcoholic shit. Stats with letting the people on and off, then the school children, then the accident with swerves into an eventual crash. Then he gets home, hangs his hat, and shoots his brain out. My sister acts it out with me. Sometimes we get a load of people riding the bus like a conga line) it's all grandpa style, baby.

Yeah get your ass up to chicago. It's fun. I'll show you around if you actually do it.

I mean, people in Chicago are rowdy. There's enough young people (and people in their thirties that keep their twenties going on for another decade) that every weekend you'll see drunk people stumbling around everywhere. Any kind of drug is available. Starting conversations with strangers is easy and you'll make drunk buddies left and right if you just bother to talk with them. I'm sure it's the same in any city though. Maybe more subdued in Wisconsin and Michigan IMO. But yeah, big drinking culture.

Anyway, yeah, I feel ya. You're good people.

>>6866677
>"better job"
>NEET

You're not a neet if you have a job
ree...

>>6865485
wore baggy khaki pants, high socks, skater shoes, flannel, flatrim while skateboarrding and talking about eating out lynn gunn.