Gay General: voice edition

How exclusionary.

>>6668803
i posted mine, before saying silly jokes and rapping
never again
>>6668810
hey dude, jeez i wasn't insulting no need for some implied tone

>>6668823
post it again

My phone doesnt wanna work with vocaroo, it uses a weird ass file format.

Anyway I'm off to get drunk and make advances on straight people, dear god.

>>6668839
Boozers are losers.

>>6668847
Its not too bad tonight, I'm just having wine over dinner with my friend. I drank all the special brew the other day!

>>6668801
It's not the best but at least I'm not a kunkie right?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19iemm4tQnU

>>6668865
Don't drink special brew at all. What's wrong with you.

>>6668839
whats new
>>6668865
see, its just you with straight guys again

>>6668865
probably not the best to go skype tonight if you're going to be drunk just fyi

>>6668803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rAYX1bzd2a

>>6668708
all 7 inches?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JpSxtjzX8M

>>6668945
its not like i use it as a bottom

>Going about my day
>A friend asks me for help with something
>I say ok and end up checking a friend I was fooling around with for a few months' profile
>Accidentally see a picture of him and his boyfriend that I hadn't seen yet
>They're happy

im so glad for them hahaahahahahahahaha im going to kill myself hahahahahahaha

>>6669016
facebook profile*

What the fuck is up with Wiz? He's being even more of a sperglord than normal.

>>6669016
People can go fuck themselves if you ask me. Especially the ones that have things I don't have.

>>6669016
Their happiness is shallow and you're better than them

>>6669016
u might need 2 see a therapist :)

>>6669046
If that were true I wouldn't be saddened by the photo, but the guy I know is great and it doesn't seem shallow

>>6669050
Only if they start performing euthanasia :)

>>6669016
Your envy is completely unjustified. You're a terrible person. Maybe that's why you're alone and will remain so.

>>6669071
The emotions you display are only a demonstration of your depth as a person, and evidence of your undeniable superiority over the inferior and shallow whose happiness is undermined by the lack of opposite flavor in their life. What good is it to be happy and in love if they'll never appreciate as much as someone like you, someone worthy, could?

>>6668803
This paragraph contains most of the consonants, vowels, and clusters of standard American English, so since I didn't know what to say I went with that.
>Please call Stella. Ask her to bring these things with her from the store: Six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs of blue cheese, and maybe a snack for her brother Bob. We also need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids. She can scoop these things into three red bags, and we will go meet her Wednesday at the train station.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hfzlZJ0t7A

What do you guys like of ear piercings ?

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>>6669089

In burgerland yet rugz ?

Do you own a teddy bear ?

>>6669113
depends on the guy, i wouldn't get them but they aren't a deal breaker unless you're like over 25 getting
im 19 so around my age its still forgivable

>>6669100
Reminds me of when the teacher used to make people read out loud in English class.

>>6669089
The source of my unhappiness is interior conflict. I am immune to your insults, doubly so considering that your boyfriend decided that he'd rather changes sexes than keep dating your fat, disgusting and especially dumb arse.

Feeling real lonely right about now.

>>6669129
have you considered talking to a therapist about these feelings

>>6669129
me too
but the lonliness of people being around you but choosing to not talk to you instead of just being alone

>>6669129

Me too.

What do you want to talk about ?

>>6669136
That also hurts. Makes you feel like there's something wrong with you doesn't it.

>>6669137
How about talking about you? What have you been up to?

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>>6669129
Have a kitter

>>6669150
yeah pretty much esp when you try reaching out to them and you get nothing back. just no response or the bare minimum

>>6669150

I dropped two course and I am about to fail the only exam I have to write.

Still have a good internship coming up. Gonna make good money. Still this semester is going to screw me over for the next internship/coop round.

Wanna watch NFL and get into that so I can be a normie.

Also alot of self hatred.

>>6669171
because unless it's tranny os lesbo shit it doesn't belong on /lgbt/

we need to go rogue and split into /gb/ and /lt/

>>6669155
That's literally the same webm I posted yesterday. Or possible the day before, I don't know days anymore.

>>6669166
What're you studying?

>>6669171
the op can sometimes be the cunt who gets banned and shit and the thread goes down with him
like some meme poster

>>6669183
maki gets banned regularly and also seems to make new threads a lot

>>6669177
>What're you studying?

CS

>>6669127
>swede change sexes

mate you wot?

>>6669188
true
its what i noticed tho

>>6669190
Well, good luck in your exam anyway.

Still, I think what's more important than the actual exams is not being disheartened by setbacks.

Also, not to be a nerd, but I dunno how people can watch so much American football. I mean, watching a game or two every now and again can be fun, but the people who get super into it, how can they watch so much and not get bored of it? Mystery of the universe.

>>6669216
William predates swede (who looks like fucking trash anyway, might as well change sexes or commit suicide)

>just admitted to someone I just met on a dating site that I want to buy a Yugioh game

What have I done... Yugioh is really lame isn't it?

>>6669234
like video game or the cards ?
video game is probably more forgiving since its games + childhood show
cards if you spin it like... i just want to have them irl, i know its dumb but i like the art

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>>6668775

really? I didn't think I really had an accent that was recognisably scottish

here is another voice sample I made a while ago

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ywdJVSsMM1

also I'm at least a high functioning junkie in full time education but I do spend most of my EMA shekels on crack+heroin and still live with my mum who lives on disability bennies(she has bad arthritis and brittle bones)

>>6668870

you might not be junkie but ur a big meanie >_<

>>6668926

v. cute :3c

>>6669030
>trying to revive a dead meme

Pls go.

>some guy that i met through a dating site just told me he still plays yugioh

Dropped.

>>6669234
Maybe he likes lame guys. Nothing wrong with being lame.

>>6669234
If you're hot it's quirky and cute, if you're ugly it's lame and weird.

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ask someone who visited Colorado for the first time and smoked a joint for the first time at the age of 24 anything.

>>6669252
>if you're ugly it's lame and weird.

Which is 100 percent of gaygen.

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>>6669254

>tfw canadafag
>tfw haven't smoked weed yet.
>tfw I will probably miss the chance to smoke weed when it's still illegal

>>6669256
nah, I like to believe anons are average, it's just the tripfags who are ugly

>>6669268
I feel like the more palatable anons make up for all the ones who dare not show their face, barely

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>>6669268
>believing this

Point and laugh

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>>6669244
Y-You too

>>6669268
That feel when you really are uggo. Feels like despair.

>>6669244
Lad I'll bully you so hard you won't need drugs anymore.

>>6669268
>hasn't seen edco

Newfag detected.

>6'2" and fit guy talking to me wanting to hang out and play video games

Ugh so mad at myself for not knowing how to drive yet.

I know that's gonna be the deal breaker to hanging out since he lives 30 miles away.

>>6669297
no matter how hot he is/was
trips like gudit, irish, wiz, sadfrog
all show how disgusting trips are

>>6669309
>gudit black jew ayy lmao
>irish.... irish
>wiz fat
>sadfrog jew

Out of all them wiz is ranked higher because i can pretend he is just a bara and that gets me through my fap session.

>>6669316
>wiz
literally has an asshole like a sarlacc pit but hey you do you man

>>6669320

Hence PRETEND

>>6669220
everyone noticed

>>6669298
whats an uber anon?

>>6669268
lol

>>6669325
fair enough honey but that mental image is burned into me at least
>>6669328
ok don't be a dick about it fucking hell

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>>6669333

I seen worse.

>>6669328
>whats an uber anon?
I've never used one, but wouldn't it be super expensive for it to drive me 30 miles away?

>>6669340
i mean shark and bp
but yeah i get what you're saying
>>6669343
sorry it should be
maki, maki , maki, maki
1 for every inch

>>6669343
>maki defending them

>>6669350
are u out in the country or near a city?

>>6669353
thats 2 too many then

>>6669358
i think hes taking on a new persona

>>6669223
>Still, I think what's more important than the actual exams is not being disheartened by setbacks.

Thanks that means a bunch.

>Also, not to be a nerd, but I dunno how people can watch so much American football. I mean, watching a game or two every now and again can be fun, but the people who get super into it, how can they watch so much and not get bored of it? Mystery of the universe.

Yeah I know; still gonna try.

Whatever happened to brithetero?

>>6669365
i thought he had a 4 inch pinch ?
>>6669358
uggos have to stick together

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>>6669340
>tfw nobody makes and updates charts anymore

Where did that sense of community go?

>>6669372
u add a few inches when u post your dick online
everyone knows that

>>6669365
>are u out in the country or near a city?
I live near downtown.
Apparently it would be like $34-45 to get me there.
Maybe I can just take the train and ask him if he'll pick me up from the train station...
Would that be lame?

>>6669373

The tranny mods ran people away. Also say what you will about wiz he had the highest post count here a long time ago so in a sense he was keeping this place alive and bumped all the time. Newfags don't know that this general used to be lightening fast and would always hit bump limit within a few hours, now not so much which is sad.

>tfw you can't see the flak fly
>tfw you can't see the rain
>tfw there's nothing better here for you and me
>tfw there's no light over at the frankenstein place

I wish I lived in the rocky horror picture show :( I want to fuck Brad

>>6669378
jesus
maybe take the train and then take an uber from there? i dont think that'd be too bad
i also dont think that'd be too lame rly, especially since u live downtown. not being able to drive in a city where other, cheaper, options are everywhere isnt rly a character flaw.

>>6669375
oh fair enough
>>6669373
i guess it died when everyone realized how temporary it was, so it became pointless
like how long is beepbeep gonna trip?
>>6669378
its a train station don't overthink, he'll probably just want a time you'll be there and wait outside for you
if he wants to meet, he wants to meet. simple as

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>>6669129

go for a swim

>>6669373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4

>>6669387
ill take rocky then :3
dangle my sword of damocles over his head

>>6669389
beepbeep is probably done after today
usually i think people trip slowly > short break > trip more > become popular > rarely trip
look at how sludgepuppy's rare posts are ppl fawning over him
people hate the trips while theyre here and then miss the the moment they leave
if maki left this thread might honest to god die

>>6669402
>its a butthurt newfag that is butthurt over oldfags episode

kys

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>>6669373

this one was posted a few weeks ago

>>6669414

GET RID OF CIRCE AND THAT JEW YOU FUCKING NIGGER!

>>6669401
Let's form our own theater company and play The Rocky Horror Show, anon?

>>6669414
Is that Horror? He looks more handsome now. Definitely like his hair.

>>6669414
hoping for a qt

>>6669414

Rolling

>>6669403
maybe but the only person fawning over sludge is maki
what other trip gets that treatment that was popular?
Senpai? Kareshi?
none of them do. one doesn't make special treatment
>>6669417
>literally saying this to an actor
FUCK YES, I'll play brad :3

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>>6669414

reeeEE

>>6669436
uh no, I'm brad u fag

or frank, he seems very fun to play

>>6669448
so you're going to just jerk yourself off, fucking lame
fine i'll be riff raff and belt out the time warp bitch
or play frank

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We need more trips and friendly faces in these threads.

>>6669453
Hi guys!

>>6669452
what do you say about playing springtime for hitler afterwards?

>>6669414
i'm the only bf i need

>>6669462
I'm just tired is all and did 5652 ever show an interest in musicals? I'm pretty sure he's too chavy
>>6669468
sure, why not? but I don't know it well, other then its from the producers

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>>6669453

I agree :3

>>6669474

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph573e87c028a40

>>6669467
Hello, pretender.

>>6669478
we can just play the producers if you'd rather

you be the scammer and I'll be the accountant

>>6669484
do you memorize trips? god damn
well i don't remember mine
but look here's how you know its me
me you and qtpersian had a skype call once or twice, a while back now

>>6669453
Am I not good enough for you guys or something? Cmon.

>>6669493
fuck off, bipolar misanthrope

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>>6669493
I just looked up your trip on the archive because I didn't want to be deceived into getting excited. Guess you're legit after all. Welcome back!

>>6669505
that's not very nice
why do you say that? I'm trying my best to be not be a misanthrope and its schizophrenia btw
>>6669506
thanks man, its been a while, how are you?

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bleh

>>6669483
yes that is the video i was talking about the other day, stranger

>>6669506
>implying he ever left

>>6669517
I've been good. Got some help with my anxiety issues and now I'm an impulsive idiot without as much shyness. How about you? Are you doing okay?

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>>6669520
Post more cute animals.

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>>6669520

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>>6669534

Wish that twink fucked him harder though. :(

>>6669536

Kay

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>tfw meet cute guy on Tinder
>We get along really well, he's rather interesting too.
>Third time we hang out he starts unloading a bunch of baggage he has on me, after I spent my life helping people with their problems.
>Really tired of helping people, but now he doesn't want to date until he gets through his own problems.
>Not sure if I have the strength to keep doing this.

I've spent my life helping people through depression and whatnot, and it's really starting to wear me down. The last thing I needed was for him to start unloading on me on the third "date", and not in a good way.

>>6669535
I'm doing pretty good, just working away, my therapist dropped me a while back, kinda unexplained which was super weird but I've just been writing my comic and waiting for results and stuff.
Trying to find a bf when everyone wants casual sex, you know yourself

>>6669548
maybe someday there will be an entire subgenre filled with quality
until then beggars can't be etc

>>6669542

>no holes at top of box to breath out of
>wrapped in a blanket
>cats look like they're in a coma

Not really cute when you think about that. Seems more like cat abuse. :/

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>>6669548

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>>6669557

I don't think i could have handled that twinks dick.

>>6669559

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>>6669569

HISS

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>>6669565

>>6669569
That's a cool looking cat.

IrishAnon = HomoChromiaBro???

>>6669558
I think(hope) that the stuff was just put on top of there for a few seconds so they could record them being unpacked.

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>>6669572

>>6669562
i'd try, but i have a very hard time staying hard
i like making out w/ buttholes tho, the spirit is willing and all that

>>6669565
i don't remember it, was it particularly big or something

>>6669578
f u c k i n g k e k

>>6669118
Next Tuesday

No, I have a cuddly blue dragon called Nero :3

>>6669127
> I am immune to your insults
>salty as fuck
xD
>>6669224
>William
Ooh you're an oldfag. Shame you're irrelevant so I can't remember who you are but I assume you're some faggot from one of the gaygen skype groups?

>>6669578
I'm not that bad honestly and if you see my pics, you notice, I don't have heterochromia
>>6669584
thanks for the moral vote there, Sludgey

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What does gaygen think about septum and tit piercings?

>>6669583

That cat is always so mean.

>>6669584

It was above average i think.

>>6669585

What part of the US you moving too? PA?

>>6669592
>septum and tit piercings
i want them both

>>6669585
>No, I have a cuddly blue dragon called Nero :3

Post pic ?

Do you snuggle with him when you sleep ?

>>6669592

Not really a fan of piercings except maybe ears, I don't like the look of nipple or septum piercings.

>>6669592
I don't think metal should be inserted anywhere into the body and I don't care for any benefits it might give. I tried fooling with a guy with a nipple ring, couldn't do shit there because it was too sensitive. that was a fucking boring night tbqh

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>>6669592
Septum piercings look uncomfortable and I'm too sensitive for tit piercings. Don't really mind them on other people though.

>>6669585
I'm immune to your insults because they don't make me sad, it doesn't mean I'm not easy to get mad.

It's not that I'm irrelevant, it's that I'm purposefully not revealing who I am because I'm not a filthy attention whore like you.

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>>6669592
Pretty silly to pierce anything like that.

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>ywn have an english threesome with feel good and zombii

W H Y
L I V E

>>6669422
i have a fuckt up hairline
that pic is like 8 months old
>tfw no one got me

>>6669436
tbf maki is 3/4ths of the posters

>>6669453
im actually usually pretty nice
its just ppl only notice me when im being a dick to someone who deserves it (maki or army)
i also have a personality disorder

>>6669594

I got both :3

>>6669611

Septum hurt like a bitch at first. The tits weren't so bad.

>>6669608
>>6669609
>>6669621

No fun :P

>>6669626

Should have added kingrice in there as well. lol

>>6669630
his D is too big

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>>6669641

Learn to take you pansy :3

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>>6669592
IN

>>6669596
no :3

>>6669619
>(You)
hnng

Well you're obviously from the old gg skype groups which makes you a terrible person if you're one of the ones who disliked me. Learn to let go, brah. Shit was like 2 years ago. If you still are traumatised by the absolute bantah then get yer head checked.

Enjoy your depression and dying alone :^)

>>6669630
The truth hurts, i just feel like it doesn't add much and i like being kinda rough and like playing with nipples desu so it sucks for that
>>6669641
only a problem if feelgood doesn't swallow it all bud
just you and zombii top him

>>6669661
trip on, maki

>>6669661
maki on trip

>>6669630
nice
i'll get them eventually i'm sure once i have money and someone to go with etc

>>6669663

Mine aren't even sensitive with them and weren't without so i win.

>feelgood doesn't swallow

TOP KEK

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>>6669663
what... are you trying to say?
is it meant to be some kind of joke or banter?

????

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>>6669663

reee
no bully

>>6669641

+1
8x6.5 inches was my limit i think, im not going past that except for special occaisions

>>6669676

oh soz for not playing dark souls btw, im on holiday

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>>6669641
No such thing.

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>>6669686

I figured that. No big deal. :P

You have become a little hyper sexual imp these days.

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>>6669691

only if the girth is proportional though

superlong pencil dicks look terrible imo, not that i have any actual experience with them

>>6669702

its been a fun holiday, yknow

>>6669675

Altogether it cost 160ish bucks to get all three done. In a few weeks I'm going to get the septum changed out for a horseshoe.

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Post what you're listening to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DDdM66_nSI

>>6669735

does anybody ever actually check out each others songs tho? or does everyone just post their own one and get no response

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>>6669735

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rdt5XNvPkc

>>6669739
i've found some cool stuff before, 5652 used to post really good trash music

>>6669735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MAjm0QqJ7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wSr7h_pjxs

>>6669739
I check out every song. Saves me looking for music.

>>6669735

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErfVQtLZZhY

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>>6669735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRmYfVCH2UA

That feel when nowhere else to go and nothing else to do. Frustrating.

>>6669735
Just letting Youtube play whatever it recommend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff0oWESdmH0

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>>6669758

>>6669651

Such qt wow

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>>6669758
Does that belong to you?

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See you space cowboy's

>>6669774
bye you fucking furry

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>>6669762
>The Killers

Oh yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l6lpmlwznw

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>>6669735

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgq345rfS2U

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>>6669774

>>6669776
Yeah, I quite like them.

>about exchange phone numbers
>he goes offline

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>>6669772
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgmx7z49OEk

>>6668152

I don't really want to share that here but i'm sure someone else will

>>6664081

wow horror, i didn't know you thought me undefendable
Feelings. </3

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>>6669770
Leave him alone. No more bullying!

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>>6669777

>>6669788
w-wow

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>>6669735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r08xhL0jI1Q

>>6669788

Fucking hell, that ass.

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>>6669788
Shame.

>>6669735
been listing to that aquila song someone posted recently, calling me
into youth by glass animals rn too
also got really into Florence and the Machine's first album, had never heard it before. Girl With One Eye is a great song.

>>6669739
i glance at them and check ones out with visuals that catch my eye

>>6669770
when did you become so insufferable?

>>6669758

my butt doesnt have that cute line underneath it outlining the bottom of the glutes

is it just not big enough or is there some posing thing i can do to develop it?

>>6669735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZdsmLgCVdU

>there was a gay pride in my town in Germany last week
>wanted to go there all months
>at the last moment I got scared and stayed home

Fuq :DD I will rather marry a girl and act like a straight man if this continues

>>6669875
someone's gonna post >tfw no straight bf sooner or later
thats your chance, friend

>>6669875
>in Germany
Was probably a good choice, could have gotten bomb by some muslim.

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>>6669850
>tfw you will never have another chance at a good childhood

>>6669676
well fair enough just so i can play with them then :3
>>6669677
which one?
>>6669686
>ree no bully
is this feel good? you know i love you, ya big slut

>>6669875
just make sure you come up with a believable excuse for when you're 40 and you're going out at 1 am to pay a 15 year old you met on grindr who lied about being 18 but you didn't care for sex in a parking lot

>>6669895
>that butt
ugh
i wish i could wear shit like that it's so cute

>>6669735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpnTcOzBh5M

>>6669875
Being scared and staying home is a pretty good way of building up crippling regrets. I highly recommend it.

>>6669735
God I do not miss mid-late 00s ~quirky indie music~
>>6669742
Classical music for people who do not have the cultural nous to discover actual classical music and instead listen to soundtracks from video games
>>6669748
Danni Minogue is the shitty low rent version of her sister and I hate that I like that song. If you remix the beat a bit, or overdubbed it with a high pitched British girl, you could upload it video and all as PC music.
The second song I would genuinely sperg out to if it came on at a rave.
>>6669753
Someone need to tell Kayo Dot that they're actually hier-garde now because that witch house sound died in 2012
>>6669758
Always rated Alanis for this tbqh
>>6669762
Amazing song. The Killers are a fantastic band.
>>6669776
With the exception of Mr. Brightside, the Killers were not a fantastic band when they released their first album.
>>6669779
Elvis Costello is obviously amazing, but I sure hope you aren't one of those guys who doesn't listen to any music released after 1980
>>6669788
Annoyingly catchy. As always J-Lo looks amazing so at least her attempt to bandwaggon Beyoncé's feminist icon schtick is pretty to look at.
>>6669850
How did a >>>/mu/ poster wander in here, this came out recently and is... good?

>>6669895
Who doesn't?

>>6669917

Do not listen to this man, he is speaking in comically unhelpful advice.

>>6669919
that's the only song of hers i like, i'm a fan of kylie tho

>>6669919
it was on spotify's recommended new releases for me, personally

>>6669947
fun fact: i played better the devil you know in our dnd campaign because WHY FUCKING NOT

>>6669919
I like All These Things That I Have Done. That was part of their first album, right? Was the rest of it just trash or something?

>>6669956
i didn't notice

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r8 tat design pls

Still not 100% sure where I'm gonna get it done on me but I designed it as a coverup for on my thigh. Obviously it's a super rough sketchup but that's the idea that I have envisioned.

>>6669964
>calls himself a British patriot
>getting a tat with an American flag on it
What ever you say "lad".

>>6669964
Only children get tattoos mate.

>>6669904
I am into older men anyway

>>6669917
fuck man, that is cruel to even think about

>>6669960
I played it twice, baka
why even bother

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>>6669919
>Classical music for people who do not have the cultural nous to discover actual classical music and instead listen to soundtracks from video games

I might be poor white trash but i do know actual classical music you elitist prick. I just like listening to vidya music as well faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJNNJTRD1GQ

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>>6669977
ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE NO ARGUMENT

I suspect you're feelgood because you're incapable of understanding logic and I feel incredibly bored when I read your posts.

nice tripdubdubs btw

>>6669984
evidently not because you have to be over 18 to get a tattoo you fucking idiot how can u be so dumb lmao hahaha

So a question for you hardcore 100% gay people

Does Shemales do anything for you?

It's a silly question but if no, who is it for then?

pokemon go is boring af

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>>6669998
>British patriot
>loves another country more
>getting a tat with another country's flag on it
PROUD BRITISH NATIONALIST RIGHT HERE LADS

>>6669998

not me

i try not to respond to your posts as a general rule

>>6670002

nope

its a heterosexual fetish i think

>>6670002

Dick is a dick. I don't see them as women so they sort of do.

>>6670002
Yes. In fact I started with shemales. Most gay men do.
Good luck, sucks being gay.

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>>6669998
>6669998

>>6670007
thanks for the (You)

If you had any sense you would be a white supremacist & nationalist instead of just a white nationalist. All white nations are beautiful in their own ways.

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>>6669998

They just jelly of you hon. (Not the tranny hon but the baltimore hon)

>>6669991
i didn't notice twice then

>>6670002
not sexually they don't

>>6670004
tru

>>6670007
you're gonna shit when you realize there's a silhouette of cyprus behind it

>>6670018
>most gay men do
i highly doubt that
but i have heard that kind of progression from more than a few bisexuals

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>>6670020
>white supremacist
Lad please don't tell me you're like that, eastern euros are scum.

>>6669735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCSD7OLyRjc

when will life end

>>6670024
>you're gonna shit when you realize there's a silhouette of cyprus behind it
That doesn't change the fact its an American flag does it?

>>6670020
>He listens to Steve
>Wants a tat

You are a manchild, mate. Listening to little youtube vloggers and getting a tat? May as well go watch some Let's Plays while you're at it.

>>6670002
Not really. Maybe if they have a flat chest and huge cock, but tits just turn me off.

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>>6670021
>the baltimore hon
I don't know what this means and I want to keep it this way.

>>6670024
shhhh :^)

>>6670027
>eastern europeans
>white

HAHAHAH EVERYNYAN LOOK AT THIS IDIOT
HE THINKS SLAVS ARE WHITE
HAHAHAHAHA
(they're still based tho)

>>6670037
desu its just a black version of the cypriot flag as well so there are 2 flags there

>>6670024
why do i dm for ungrateful swine
>>6670002
nothing at all
>>6670037
it ramps up the stupidity like mixing it with a gladiator helm for bravado and shit.
it looks so fucking dumb and poorly designed

What's wrong with tattoos?

>>6670049
>I don't know what this means and I want to keep it this way.

Too late sweet heart. :3

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_Baltimore#Hon

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>>6669986
Life is simply unfair.

>>6670004
Yeah.

>>6670009
Yeah some research on pornsites suggest its a heterosexual fetish, All tho i doubt that everyone is 100% honest on their profiles, Anyway my quest for the answer brought me to a gay porn site that featured some vids with shemales, People outright hated the videos, with comments saying "I did not sign up for this shit"

So i came here to ask since 4chan is the best place for 100% real information

>>6670010
I see
>>6670018
Damn is it any risk i get the gays?

>>6670044
I need something to cover up the prison tat of a swastika that my tranny (now ex) gf did on me while high. I've cut as much as I can of it out of my leg but the rest of the biro ink is in there pretty deep.

>>6670052
because you have nothing better to do

>>6670053
you got tats?
post pierced tittynips and tats

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>tfw no strong man to place his meaty hands on my head and ruffle my hair while I suck his cock

FUCK THIS WORLD

Which country is most comfy for fags ?

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>>6670067

I have a REALLY old tattoo on my calf. I got it when i was 16, it needs a redo badly.

Here is the picture.

>>6670053
nothing wrong with tattoos but the only thing is a mix of decent symbolism and good design is hard to come, enough so to see something worth getting put on me
>>6670067
first off, ouch CoS is over you limp dickweed
and secondly, the thirst, this guy isn't going to fuck you ok Sludgey? so calm down, hun
>>6670078
im sure you can find someone
>>6670081
irelands pretty chill about it

>>6670081

the UK probably

>>6670078

how hard can it be to find a qt3.14 beefy top?

>>6670078
>meaty hands

>>6670083
>princess garnet
that is clearly a picture of celes

>>6670087
don't be jealous

>>6670087
>irelands pretty chill about it

Is it a cool place to move to ? I'm in canada. Good software dev jobs ?

Also don't most young people leave ireland ?

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>>6670095

It's not though... and btw i already posted those tits on /soc/ a while ago.

>>6670107

1# FF, in my opinion
I fucking love that game.

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>>6670099

ireland is a shithole

come to england if you want to live in a first world country, its basically like a smaller, older canada

>>6670107
>implying i've been on soc ever
i believe you, it's more of a criticism of amano's artwork
too many of the girls look exactly the same

>>6670113
worst ff in my opinion
i fucking hated that game

>>6670095
im not jealous, i just call it like i see it and this guy who's like a NEET Hanzo isn't going to bang you ok
>>6670099
yeah, but its pretty chill still, idk about software jobs and stuff.
most young people do leave but thats because past google and intel, we have a pretty shit job infrastructure so theres a big brain drain going on

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>>6670113

You know what? You're not so bad after all. :3

>>6670092
If the UK's so great then how come I'm a frustrated loser? Check, mate.

>>6670121

Bleh... i will have to find the thread, i will send them to you soon.

>>6670116

But London seems like a pretty uncomfy city desu. Crowded immigrants high property prices,etc.

Ireland seems like they have it together more. Also I know you guys think you are different cause of history and stuff but to an outsider you seem really similar.

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>>6670087
I can, almost. I've got a qt 35 yr old bear on grindr that wants to meet up this weekend and have me suck him off, we exchanged a few pics and he seemed eager but the conversation eventually died and I'm too impatient. Biggest problem is distance, I can't drive yet but he's offering to pick me up, or just do it in a discreet place late at night.

I've also got a good friend I met recently who is the same age as me, so far there hasn't been a lot of lewd and he got me high for the first time when we met so it was mostly just cuddling in the grass while lying on his jacket. We're gonna hang out tomorrow and I wanna see if I can get him to allow me to suck his dick.

I love cock so much

>>6670131
good boy

>>6670123
who said anything about banging
i just wanted to see his tits you nosy bitch

>>6670116
britain is the biggest piss pot ever invented,
its a dirty smelly shit hole, go there if you want to waste your life in a grotty industrial estate

>>6670132
If you're going to move to England you obviously don't want to move to London.

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>>6670116
England is a shithole

come to Scotland if you want to live in a homogeneous country that isn't packed as fuck.

>>6670121

: <

>>6670124

: >

>>6670134
you've turned into quite the slut, it's cute

Favorite video game clownshoes ?

>>6670134

Reading this made me happy.

>>6670132
>seem similar
ahh yeah, like usa and canada desu
>>6670134
thats adorable, well have fun
don't go too wild
>>6670138
it was implied ... by you being a slut
>>6670145
... just don't wear green or blue

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>>6670138
>good boy

Stahp


>>6670162
>>6670146

Still think you and slutboii should have made a video. REEE

>>6670169
>ahh yeah, like usa and canada desu

This is true desu

>>6670140
>Irish
>>6670145
>Scottish

HAHAHA YOU FUCKING SUBHUMAN MICK PIECES OF SHIT HAVE NEVER, AND I REPEAT, NEVER ACHIEVED ANYTHING OF WORTH THROUGHOUT YOUR ENTIRE HISTORY

The only reason you exist is by our good grace to keep you around as a slave race, which is what you are.

>Scots

Society of moronic socialist ingrates who are a huge drain on our economy and give little in return. Have given more to the world than Ireland but that's hardly saying anything.

You're both utterly pathetic. Don't even bother replying to me, you filthy povos. It will only show how buttmad you are because you know I'm right.

>>6669919

hier-garde? I never listened to witch house, but I've liked Kayo Dot's two most recent albums, a bit different from their older style, but they almost always change from album to album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3FaV9PnTU4

>>6670169
Eh the whole pot and pan thing is kind of gone here. People don't care abotu it as much as they used too.
>>6670181
Considering we were known as great inventors and doctors, hell even writers your bait is poor lad. You wouldn't be talking to me on your screen if it wasn't for a scot would you?

>>6670180
its why i said it mate

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>>6670179

>>6670169
literally sex is revolting and i would never have it so you can get fucked

>no qt irish bf

;_;

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>>6670132

immigration is literally a nonissue, its just a /pol/ meme like all australians being cunts and all canadians being timorous

property prices are a bitch, but all the salaries are much higher to compensate and as a student you get insane bursaries to deal with it

the history is coolest though
i like being able to walk down a street and being surprised by a little sign saying "at this place in 1632 the first hot air balloon flight happened" or "here is where Bertram Russell was born" or whatever - its unbelieveable how much history there is everywhere, you cant avoid it

my high school in london was 500+ years old, and thats fairly average for london lmao

all the museums and art galleries are free and stuff too, but thays probably more of interest to a nerd like me than a normal person, idk

oh and finally london is definitely one of the nicest looking cities in the world - it is literally the #1 rated best tourist destination, it overtook Paris in 2014 for a reason

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I want to kill Juppy.

>>6670199
what else is new

>>6670193
>immigration is literally a nonissue
Lad you have no idea how much i want to punch you.

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>>6670151
Who cares. I liked Undertale though.

>>6670193
London is also somewhere you go if you want to go to get mugged though.

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This lack of friends to talk to is gonna get to me.

>>6670078
FUCK

>>6670190
>tfw im barely half the requirements
>>6670189
maybe sex with you and you're always talking about eating arse and shoving stuff in your mouth and butt
>>6670193
>all this shit is the same in dublin
hundred year old schools check,
shit the school i went to had anti independence shooting rifles onto civilians during the irish civil war and the man who organized it came up with the cohension-tension model in biology
free museums check
and its a beautiful place too, not like london where i saw piles of trash, theres tons of lovely parks in dublin with monuments to irish writer, poets and scientists in most of them

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>>6670189

y-you too

>>6670199
>mfw

Why? Aren't you like a twink or something?

>>6670187
Oh look, nothing of worth ^_^

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>>6670214
i'm everything and nothing
i'm whatever you want me to be
but mostly i'm a chunky 42 year old transman

>>6670218
it's bravado
i'm puffing out my chest
i'm actually the purest angel

>>6670231
>James Joyce
>one of the greatest writers in all of history

And who do the English have other than William Shitsphear and the loser fag Oscar Wilde ?

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>>6670200
Lots of things. I don't want to talk about my personal life, my main goal here is to usurp the SPussy.

>>6670240
>writers

Oh look, nothing of worth ^_^

>>6670202

its true

>>6670218

are you seriously telling me you think Ireland has anything even remotely close to the National Gallery or British Museum? arguably the greatest of their kind on the planet?

and london is one of the cleanest cities on the planet btw

>>6670240
>James Joyce
He's not Scottish
>>6670231
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_inventions_and_discoveries
sure looks like nothing of note to me lad.
(poor bait tbqh lad)

>>6670242
more like uslurp the spussy, am i right ladies

>>6670245
>a English person with no culture or sophistication

Should have seen that one coming.

>>6670245
>dissing Shakespeare
some patriot you are

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>>6669552
sounds like a guy who hasn't figured out himself yet. It was probably for the better?

>>6670251
Lad don't bully rugby, hes been Americanised and hes not British anymore. He actually thinks they're our greatest ally.

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England had Bertram Russell and Isaac Newton.

LITERALLY nobody in the entire world except maybe Aristotle comes close. Fuck off Ireland, youre a bunch of fags. Inventions are cool, but they arent legendary titans of humanity like the English greats.

>>6670259

Lmao

>>6670269
>Bertram Russell

Is a meme by high school students and atheists who want to seem sophisticated.

>>6670251
Cmon. Don't judge us by the worst of us.

>>6670269
Issac Newton was apparently a horrible slag, mind you.

Also Galileo Galilei.

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>>6670250
I guess.

>>6670251
>a English person
*an

YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>>6670249
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_inventions_and_discoveries
COMPLETELY ECLIPSED

Celtic pride/nationalism is beyond pathetic.

>>6670274

Its interesting to see how the insecure try and drag down great minds to avoid feeling bad.

>h-hes a meme!
That literally means nothing you fucking ponce

>>6670240
>oscar wilde
>english
i regret to infrom you ...
>>6670246
apparently not when i was there
we have the national art gallery which isn't backwards and already has a contemporary section compared to yours which is just 11th - early 18th century guff, its nice and all but its just a pissing contest. most of it isn't good, its just relics of "here when we were learning how to draw"
sorry to burst your bubble, the tate modern was pretty cool but most of the really amazing stuff was on loan
in dublin, theres like 2 walk in natural museums, that are the collections of former lord's hunting exploits so there's dead lions and all sorts of shit on display there. pretty cool but its not 1 building so it doesn't count right? >>6670269
yeah
Ernest Walton, Robert Boyle, John Joly, George J Stoney
all pieces of shit that did nothing for the science world right ?

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>>6670279
>Celtic pride/nationalism is beyond pathetic.
Ah yes I'm taking pride in my country so i must be for independence, Scotland and England are best when they work together but its people like you that annoy me desu, calling us England's slaves and having done nothing noteworthy. Hell i hate you more than the Scottish "nationalists" that deny our history by saying Britain was a means of making us slaves. Go off to America lad, you obviously don't care about Britain. Also lad the bank of England was invented by a Scotsman.

>>6670294

You dont understand. Youre naming merely 'great' men as if they can compare to Newton. He was quite possibly the most brilliant man to ever live - your everyday genius doesnt even come close.

Its frankly embarassing to see that you think he is even comparable to those plebian names of yours. Newton is almost deific in his glory, and this cannot be understated.

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>>6670279
>this is what the english actually believe.

>>6670297
>not being a Scottish nationalist
>sucking up to the English this much

Welp

>this entire conversation
>mattering at all when america exists
u s a
u s a

>>6670286
The only thing that the Scots and Irish have going for them is the popularity of their accents. The Irish-Americans over in Boston are more Irish than the Irish in Ireland.

It's honestly so pathetic that the cultures of 2 """nations""" is literally just getting drunk and eating disgusting, unhealthy food. Micks and Jocks are beyond pathetic. I'd pity them if they weren't so pretentious.

>>6670297
>Scotland and England are best when they work together
Nope. Scotland is best off when we work together because we have to drag your useless arse to greatness along with us.

You have never done anything of note. Deal with it.

> Also lad the bank of England was invented by a Scotsman.
>a scot created a kike institution
not surprised, you lot have always been a bunch of yids when it comes to money

>>6670319
I can't wait for Scottish independence. We'll finally be rid of the ungrateful cunts. Wales is more of a country than Scotland will ever be. They've shown their loyalty and intelligence by voting to brexit, knowing it is the right thing to do. The Scots are just a bunch of lazy bastards moaning because they won't get any more EU gibsmedats.

>>6670323

watch it pipsqueak

my student accomodation is older than your "country"

New Thread

>>6670330
>>6670330
>>6670330
>>6670330
>>6670330
>>6670330

>>6670305
ok well you can have you fan boner for newton, find some time to read about those names i've listed and another: John tyndall. who you may not have heard of but he took faraday's place in the royal institution of london, obviously for something silly and quaint but give him a look, he made some profound discoveries

>>6670319
I am a Scottish nationalist lad, just not a SNP lefty looney. I'd be all for Scottish independence if it was actually a good choice, it isn't right now.