Gay General - The imperfections of your lovers edition

>>6664338
>lovers past or present
About that.

>>6664334
You are crazy. Lemme tell you that unadorned meals are the greatest of all time. A bowl of boiled white rice without anything on it is a nice meal.

>>6664361
>A bowl of boiled white rice without anything on it is a nice meal.
Taste is subjective, so I'm sure to you that's a nice meal. To us, it's a sign you have an undeveloped palate and lack appreciation of refined cuisine.

>>6664365
>>6664361
mfw people giving a fuck
mfw people being this elitist
mfw you arent allowed to enjoy simple things and have good taste

>>6664361
White rice is sort of the exception to the rule, rice itself has a lot of flavour. That being said though, even adding a little bit of flavour to your rice goes a long fucking way. Some breakfasts I'll just have rice, an egg on top, and some sweet pimento paste. Gud shit 2bh

>>6664365
No, *you're* tastes are terrible.

Fuckin gottem.

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>>6664338
If anyone knows (or if you are here yourself) tell wiz after his last digression he needs to contact me.

>>6664338
>lovers past or present
JUST

>>6664338
That's really sweet in an 'I don't approve of your fetishes' kind of way

>>6664338
>In honour of the anon who can't understand subjectivity

You're misunderstanding me. It's not that I can't understand subjectivity. I'm well aware that different people like different things, and I'm aware that there's fat fetishists for fat people, daddy fetishists for old people, etc, etc

What I have trouble believing is that /the average person/ truly /loves/ things that they themselves consider /imperfections/ just because they're on their boyfriend, because I cannot envison ever doing that myself. I'm just trying to understand if people actually /love/ these imperfections or merely /tolerate/ them, which are very different things.

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>>6664361
>A bowl of boiled white rice without anything on it is a nice meal.

>>6664516
I'm chinese and we eat rice to fill our stomaches up. It is the thing you eat to end your hunger. The rest is for taste. If it isn't enough you eat rice.

>>6664527
If you're really chinese, then say something chinese.

>>6664534
I cant speak chinese, but nihao mean hello, che che means thank you. "La cho cho" means shit. Not written like this, spoken rather. That's all my vocabular. I grew up in Germany

>All this food talk

I just ate but my boyfriend and his fiancee are coming and she always wants to eat but I don't want to eat again

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>>6664564

>>6664564
I made a big pot of stovies too last me the whole week desu

>>6664579
I tried that with one by making a giant pot of pasta and meatballs but I was worried off it spoiling do I ate it all in 2 days

>>6664564
>my boyfriend and his fiancee

?
????
?!??

>>6664587
Nah stovies last for ages, i didn't put sausage in this time.

>>6664544
Do you have a german accent?

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>mfw mildly consensual sex with SP

>>6664591
What ARE stovies?

It's that like a stew?

>>6664598
I livr in germany, but my english is really good for german standards, but I don't speak it enough or with people that would tell me for me to know. If you're a native speaker I'd say, you could hear a german accent.

>>6664604
Why and how are all you whoreses hooking up?

If I pick a name can I get laid too

>>6664611
Nice, accents are gr8

>>6664607
>stovies
It's a stew that uses foods you'd usually have left over from other dishes, potatoes, onions, carrots. I usually put sausage in it to give it extra taste and substance, but i wanted it too last me for the next week. Been getting into cooking loads of Scottish dishes recently because i don't want the family recipes to die with my gran. Going to cook millionaire shortbread next week. Wish i had a bf too cook sweets for desu.

>>6664618
You don't want to fuck these uggos

>>6664618
Well, I'm extremely not having sex with anyone. It might not be the risk that you might end up like me, mang.

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>>6664604

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>>6664664
Back for more, huh?

http://www.greatwallofvagina.co.uk/great-wall-vagina-panels

WHY

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>>6664692
>Getting bullied by a broken half man

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>>6664687

>>6664338
>past lovers
-First boyfriend was very sheltered and didn't know much about pop culture and most of what went on in the modern world.
I had plenty to talk about with him. Always something I could explain or introduce him to.

-Second boyfriend was cynical shit that rarely smiled. I liked that about him. Probably because I could get him to.

>current lover(s)
-They're a lot more jock-ish than what I'm used to but it fits who they are and I like that.

HELP ME GAYGEN
F
U
CK
ING
HELP
ME

help me right now do you hearme??? HELP ME RIGHT UFCKING NOW

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>>6664739

>>6664739
Sure bud, what do you need?

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>>6664697

>>6664756
to erase someone from my fucking memories

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>tfw wanna suck some dick but everyone considerable is too far away and it's 2 am

The thirst is real

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>>6664782
suck your own

>>6664787
Don't think I haven't tried

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>>6664782
Yes it is

>>6664766
close your eyes and think of how you never got closure and how you just want one last chance to lie on their cute tummy and chat with them

when the liquid starts coming out of your eyes it means that your memories are evaporating

>>6664792
(You)

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>>6664793
Better start practicing then. It's easier over time and stretches. It gets easier as you progress closer and closer.

>>6664798
yknow what fuck it I don't want that and I don't need his company
I've been alone my whole life so this is nothing new
I just have to get used to it again. It's worse during the weekends but I'll find ways to distract myself. It can happen and I will be fine

>>6664782
Bet you I'm more frustrated.

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>>6664806
It just hurts my back. Need to start doing yoga or some shit again and git flexible.

Plus there isn't the allure of pleasing another man, of having another man's cock Inside your body or going home with his spunk inside of your tummy.

>tfw cumming into subspace
Holy shit i have found god
Physical blows and hard sex is awesome

>>6664815
That doesn't work. You'll be ok for a few months and then it'll come back. The suffering never ends.

>>6664799
Can someone explain this whole (You) thing? I don't get it.

>Inb4LurkMoar

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>>6664838

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>>6664435
What's he done this time
>>6664664
tell sp to get a wig

>>6664849
It means that he thinks you're just looking to get replies/attention (people replying to your post, which makes (You) appear next to their quote).

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>>6664852
I like him the way he is now. Wigs are stupid.

>>6664849
He made a post irrelevant to the topic, because his post didn't get attention. So as the response he is expecting we post (You) to signalify we realise he wants attention, but don't care enouh to write a serious response, because it's not really worth responding to.

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>>6664884

http://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/celebrity/the-52-hottest-gay-guys-in-hollywood/ss-BBs1SbO?li=BBnb2gh#image=1

More like the 52 ONLY gay guys in Hollywood.
What is your opinion on this list?

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>>6664902

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>>6664910

>>6664902
90% of them are ugly

>>6664338
My bf's dick is maybe 3.5" long, but I think it's cute. I love sucking it.

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So kawaii.

I can't fucking cum
Or at least it takes forever to cum, it isn't even worth the effort.
I can't even get myself to the tingly point right before orgasm where you can still stop, unless I try for an hour.
I could live with this, I think.
But this would definitely get in the way of relationships, imagine having sex with someone you like and you can never get them to cum. That'd definitely hurt someone's self esteem.

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>>6664947

>>6664957
who fucking cares cumming is overrated and orgasming is boring

>>6664951
Too bad the game was a disappointment.

>>6664935
Unlucky.

>>6664957
Is it psychological or physiological do you think? Could always go to the doctor if you think there's actually something physically wrong.

>>6664982
Interesting opinion.

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>>6664972

>>6664947
>>Tfw 8.5 inch cock
Hot. I was supposed to hook up with a guy with a seven inch cock today for the second time and it fell through. Fuck I need it bad.

>>6664957
I honestly doubt anyone would care as long as they're sure it's not their fault.

>>6664986
I don't know the reasons, I just have an insensitive penis.
It can't be death grip cause I rarely jack off.
Circumcision is a bit iffy cause plenty of men are cut and get on fine
I've been on SSRIs for three years and I lowered the dose, why would I get the problem now?

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>>6665014

Post sad stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orU9SzHOi-M

What are some good destructive hobbies? Sometimes I just feel like breaking things but I have no outlet for it and all this pent up rage gets pretty nasty sometimes.

>>6664957
You know, as a bottom, I don't think I would mind so much if my bf was like that. It just means I could suck him and be fucked by him as long as we want.
The other day I made my bf cum when I didn't mean to so he couldn't get it hard to fuck me. That sucked.

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>>6665047
just fuck him

>>6665025
I dunno, I'm not a doctor. But it's presumably not impossible it's a symptom of your medication.

But I guess until it actually becomes a probaly it's not much of a problem, so I wouldn't worry about it.

>>6665040
He could only go once? Seems unlikely.

>>6665037
Shooting. Im going to buy a bolt action rifle and a pump action shotgun by the end of the year hopefully.

>>6665073
I'm a Britfag.

>>6664957
look up electronic prostate stimulation
if you stick a zapper up your jacksy you'll be ok

>>6665035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM

Makes me tear up everytime.

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If kids can dress and act like this why can't they suck dick?

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>>6665079
You can get a gun in Britain much more easily than you think, just join a gunclub and get into it, unless yiou're a cityfag.

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>/pol/ hasn't left yet

>>6665079
You're not me, what the fuck?

>>6665073
I can't afford a gun and I don't even know where I'd go to shoot one or purchase one in my country

>>6665106
You're not me, what the fuck?

>>6665093
""""""""""""""""""""""""Legal""""""""""""""""""""""""
You need a license

>>6665063
Well we were kind of on a time limit. He said he would need like half an hour.

>>6665025
What SSRI are you on?
And what's your dosage?

>>6665120
Which isn't impossible to obtain, check out this lad if you're actually interesting in getting into it, its really fun desu.

https://www.youtube.com/user/srspower

>>6665025
>I've been on SSRIs for three years and I lowered the dose, why would I get the problem now?
Anorgasmia and sexual anhedonia can be caused by SSRI Discontinuation Syndrome. Antidepressants fuck you up if you try to come off them too quickly, and sometimes you stay fucked up.

quebecois men are insta orgasms 2bh

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>>6665188
Normally I wouldn't agree, but my husband is a quebecois. Only by birth location mind you; not by genetics.

>>6665201
As long as he has a qc accent, no matter how slight, it's gr8
They could be reading the ingredients from a doritos bag while eating it and i'd still be cumming buckets 2 b h

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>>6665210
I don't think so. He speaks English. I get upset when he speaks French in my presence. House rules: English or German; No French allowed.

>>6665221
>No French allowed
LITERALLY HELL

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>>6665218
>implying

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>>6665227
My house, my rules.

>>6665221

How do you enforce these rules? Rough powerbottoming?

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threadly reminder

>>6665126
>>6665170
I dropped from 20mg to 15mg
I wouldn't be that worried if I was older.
But I'm 18. I'm supposed to be at my sexual peak.

>>6665264
I used to sleep in the bathtub sometimes as a kid, is that autistic?

How am I supposed to get a tan during the winter? No fake bs pls

For the past 2 months I've been baiting & flirting with a cute cub with pics of SP & JUPP. He's sent me lewd pics & videos and really wants to come live with "us". He told me last night he was going to purchase a plane ticket to come see "us" next week but..that obviously can't happens. How do I break it to him that I've been lying without hurting his feelings? He's such a sexy guy. I feel bad for what I've done..but oh well.

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>>6664884

>Tfw you just injected heroin

ONE OF US GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE ONE OF US

t. scotfag speedballanon

also if my big-brotherfu KingRice is still awake: I'm reducing my use to rest my circulatory system because my veins are skullfucked and look horrible

>ignore dozens of uggos
>finally see a cute boy
>woof at him
>he ignores me

;-;

this must be karma

or i'm just a vain uggo

>>6665297
You are a prime example of why deindustrialisation wasn't the correct choice.

>>6665281
Very, unfortunately.

>>6665279
Bonus points: my dick is under five inches

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body goal 2bh

>>6665248
This is cringe inducing and autistic.
>>6665282
There's less sun and it's too cold to sunbathe, so you either go to a tanning bed or spray tan. That or go on holiday somewhere
>>6665287
Just tell him you'll meet him at the airport and then tell sp and jupp to meet him there at that time. Then it's their problem.

>>6665279
What SSRI?

It seems to me that if someone makes a big deal about not wanting to wear a condom the first or second time having sex, that is a big red flag. Am I being too much of a prude or is this not normal behavior?

>>6665337
Escitalopram. It started before I lowered the dose and a long time after I started lexapro

>>6665335

Your mom is cringe inducing and autistic

>>6665338
Yeah it's a red flag.

>>6665338
Major fucking redflag.

>>6665338
Obviously concerning.

>>6665317
Unlucky.

>>6665338

Yeah he wants to poz you

How do you avoid bringing your bf to your house? Let alone your room?

My room looks like a fucking bomb hit it and no amount of cleaning seems to make any difference

>>6665370
Maybe try not being a slob.

>>6665374
>Maybe try not being a slob.
That's what I literally said I'm doing anon, learn to read

>>6665307

how so? I'm in full time education anyway so it isn't like I'm a NEET who spends all day doing nothing but injecting the combined freebases of Heroin and Cocaine

>>6665370

toss everything in a pile in a corner with a blanket over it

>>6665342
Normally sexual side effects from the drug present a few weeks during treatment. It's a bit strange that these side effects started 3 years into taking the medication and before you started the taper.

I really think you should see your doctor and discuss it with them.

>>6665386
We used to have tight knit communities that would stop junkies from happening, but I'm fucking shattered and off to bed, doubt you'll be going to bed anytime soon though lad.

>>6665362
Wow, major bullet dodged. That's pretty terrifying in retrospect. A lot of things from that night make sense now.

I just wanna be a cute fucktoy with a nice butt and a hot boyfriend. Anyone else /ugly/ here?

>>6665530
>Tfw cute
>But /fat/

>>6665530
>tfw see cute guy in public
>remember that I look like a wreck
>do nothing

and repeat ad infinitum

>>6665546
Losing weight really isn't hard

Read the sticky

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I hate how ugly I am. I feel really sad I am a total loser. Life feels pointless.

>>6665552
Feels bad.

>>6665324
holy shit

>>6665554
I know anon, I'm losing weight hardcore now but it's a pain

just found out the guy who found out i was a fag in high school and made my life a living hell because of it is now a ~straight ally
that fucking asshole

>>6665572
>~straight ally

God why would he even want that ? Tthat sounds awful.

>>6665572
Ask him if he's such an ally why doesn't he just bend over and let you fuck him in the ass

>>6665570
The sooner the better, i'm on the other side of that hump

>>6665640
Honestly the worst part is it made me realize that for the past eighteen years I've been bored-eating like mad. Yesterday I only ate a single fucking meal and was perfectly full, but beforehand I was eating literally every hour or putting on shows to give me the excuse to make a meal to eat while watching.

>>6665652
Iktf, it makes so much more free time when you get over that shit

>>6665572
he probably doesn't even remember how much of a bully he was. if he didn't feel bad about what he was doing at the time it's pretty easy to just forget about it.

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Don't mind me, just feeling that specific tfw when a boyfriend is not in your possession

>>6665884
pls no ;_;

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who
>>>/motivated/ here?
tell me you're motivations anons
I need to feast ON IDEA

Guys I was a straight guy but I think 4chan has made me kinda gay

I want to try things out with a guy, I'm 20 fit blonde somewhat fem looking but more muscular and act masc

I want something fem to fuck and possibly hold me afterwards

Do fem tops exist, are they twinks? and how do i not catch aids, grinder?

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>>6665942
Hello Aced! it is me Aced! MY IDEA is IDEA of SOUL which uses MEME to transcribe GENE unto POPULACE

>>6665957
>Do fem tops exist, are they twinks?
You'd be surprised at how many tops are on /femgen/

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>>6665942
>>6665963
hello Aceds! It is I ACED! I am YOU destroyer of MEME and bringer of YOU

>>6665942

I'm motivated to die

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>>6665942
>>6665963
>>6665971
me on the left with DADDY

>>6665969
Is /femgen/ considers gay guys?

Traps on /mtf/ seem alright but idk, they dont like topping and i want something gayer

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>>6665942
>>6665963
>>6665971
>>6665981
reply.

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>>6665942
>>6665963
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>>6665981
>>6665985
y o u

>>6665984
>Is /femgen/ considers gay guys?
Yup. Some are failed trannies but usually not.

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>>6665963
>>6665969
>>6665971
>>6665981
>>6665985
>>6666000
bandwidth

>>6666016
Besides 4chan is it hard to find fem tops irl?
Fem gays hit on me but I dont think they would think I'd ever bottom

>>6665942
>>6665963
>>6665971
>>6665981
>>6665985
>>6666000
>>6666017
test

>>6665884
I'm waiting on the invention of personal love robots. Any day now.

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welcome to aced general!

>>6666032
It depends honestly anon. Just let them know that's what you're looking for if you get the chance.

I have been very emotional lately. I am terrified that there is no future worth living for.

Im worried that my life was wasted and no one will want me.

Why can't no one on this board take a joke except you guys

>>6666099
i've been feeling overemotional too. just get really horny and lonely easily. mostly just lonely. hang in there, I hope you find someone

Ate you ready for the GET? Will you claim it?

>>6666179
Thanks.
Good luck.

>>6666200
Baby grinch?

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>>6666220
>>6666227
silly boys ive been testing my script all night to calibrate it for the perfect meme

>>6665091
Kids shouldn't be made to parade around half naked, it's absolutely not ok. Any responsible parent straight or gay wouldn't allow that.

>>6665298
>woof at him
Certified uggo.

>>6666363

>$0.05 has been deposited in your account

>>6666666
you stole the get......
how dare you

>>6666666
Checkd

>>6666666
That get, I don't know whether to be infuriated or impressed.

>>6666666

>super saiytan satan furry get in a gay thread
seens appropriate

>>6666666
Furfag takes it ayy lmao

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>>6666666
Furfags are the worst. Leave it to them to ruin everything fun.

>>6666685
I thought one of our trannies was gonna get it. Fucking cis gay men tbqhon

>>6666685
>>6666684
mad cause bad
>>6666681
unholy baphomet is praised on this day anon

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>>6666666
reeeeeee
congratz tho

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>>6666692
I'm mad cause you're a fag, and the worst kind infact.

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>>6666666

what have you done? now mtfg is full of furshit and girls who want to be fucked by dogs

>>6666779
>girls`

>>6666779
>>6666790
Guys why are there confused femboys (mtfs) in our thread?

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>that get

Woo man, I'm glad I got bored enough to come back here for a bit.

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>>6666666

>>6666779
Hey, they've got the right idea. The only good dog is German shepherd dog.

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never furget this day

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>>6666666
I salute you <3

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>>6666848
One day this place will learn that the things you hate the most, get those gets.

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>>6666666
Shit get

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>>6666666
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>>6666848
And never forget that the wondrous devil get was claimed by this... "man"!

>>6666666
I came here to check this

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>>6666779
>>6666844

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>>6666845
Cancer
>>6666913
Terrible

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>>6666666
Satan has declared it. Gaygen is officially a furry thread.

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>>6666999
Checked

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Is this a furry thread now?

>>6667160
Post the sexy purple dog one, I know that isn't very descriptive, but I think he's quite popular.

Oh my, I miss the days when I could dump furry porn on /g/ and never get banned.

>>6666999
But it sure seems real good~

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>>6667191
My Beowulf collection is very limited though

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I got this song in my head and it won't go! Fucking shit it won't stop playing in my head!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9kXstb9FF4

Why do people have be immature and ghost me.
It'd be so much easier if they just told me how they felt then being so silly about it

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>>6667191

a-are you a furry KingRice bby?

>ywn dress up in cat ears and a tail plug
>ywn act like a lewd coquettish teen twink tomcat and purr when he pets you
>ywn remember at the last minute you are both strict passive deferential bottoms and end up playing Stratego instead because noone can bring yourselves to top

>>6665386
In the 1970s there were only around 1,000 regular heroin users in the UK. Then Thatcher swept to power and by 1986 the Trade and Industry Secretary's daughter died of a heroin overdose at Count Gottfried von Bismarck's party. The 80s did a number on this country.

>>6665471
This is unnecessary, as most of the advice in HRT general is dangerous anyway since nobody there is an endocrinologist

>>6667413
Eh, back in the day I tapped almost exclusively to stuff on E265(?)

Always had a thing for anfro dog stuff.

Also do have the tailplug thing, really badly wanna get one of those... May have to soon. Also also, we could always use a double ended dildo.

>>6667559

e621, surely

and im trying to quit actually, it doesnt seem healthy

>>6667572
Yeah, that's the one.

Have you felt attraction to real dogs yet? Once you get to that stage you've had it, it never leaves you.

>>6667576
not household dogs, but to be 100% honest i have sometimes thought it would be hot if a wolf raped me. it is my biggest shame.

>>6667580
Same really, I only feel it for German shepherds and wolf breeds.

The seed has been sown in your fragile mind now~

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>>6667440

yeah I knew that prior to the 80s Britain's heroin scene was mostly a few thousand registered addicts in London(although according to Irvine Welsh the reason Edinburgh became such a HIV+ heroin filled trainwreck was because there was already a small dedicated opiate scene there prior to the heroin boom because Edinburgh was home to a massive morphine extraction plant so gear would walk out the back door and feed the local scene)

but I would have said the explosion of heroin in the thatcher years was due to increased supply from those cheeky mujahideen scamps which combined with mass unemployment, disillusionment, discontent and pain to create a perfect storm of gouching, aids and artificial comfy feels rather than simply "muh Industry" "muh Tories"

I Mean America was at its industrial peak in the 60s but it still had huge heroin problems and lewd youngsters like Jim Carroll running around at 13 going gay4pay and slamming H(Jim was srsly qt during his 70s punk rock days :3c)

>>6667594
Pretty much all of that. No socks.

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Last night I literally dreamt that my dick was slightly bigger. How do I feel better about my average (5.5") dick?

>>6666844
But lad, what about westies?

>>6667328
>no responses
haha, ironic
>>6667665
no socks?

>just washed my hair
>sitting in front of heater watching the west wing
>all comfy with my big hoodie on
>no boyfriend to play around with my penis and try and playfully distract me from TV


comfy but sad feel

>>6667731
just wearing a hoodie huh?
>tfw no half naked bf strutting around my house, wearing only a hoodie

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>>6667731

literally my #1 fetish is giving head to someone who's distracted/busy

ive only tried it once so far, but its just super fun

>>6667737
yeah its comfy to just wear a hoodie.

>>6667741
unf my literal fetish is someone playing around with me or trying something like that while im trying to concentrate on other things

>>6667744
cute and im the same as >>6667741
i just like making people flustered and stuff esp when they have to work on other stuff.

>>6667747
oh fuck that is really hot

>tfw no bf to gently play with my boner hidden under my hoodie

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Why is cum so good?

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>>6667756

idk man
i swalled for the first time a few days ago and it didnt really taste of anything - maybe i swallowed too fast?

>>6667744

yea

ive had FWBs and shit but i really want a legit relationship for things like casual blowjobs and stuff

sounds fun

>>6667754
oh jeez, im getting a bit hot and bothered now
>tfw no bf to tempt into playing by stroking his dick
>>6667756
this doesn't help man
it's what the greeks were talking about whenever they brought up "ambrosia"

>>6667764
Sorry anon I didn't mean to get you worked up. I'll just sit in my hoodie and watch the west wing by myself.

>>6667712
If you don't put socks on the front paws they'll scratch your thighs up.

>>6667707
Post a picture and I will judge.

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Is it childish to want to get a hickey to show off to my friends?

>>6667773

it is concerning youve thought things through this much desu

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>>6667773
I wasn't thinking about why you liked that kind of dog, but this is my favourite dog, have one myself. (don't have any pictures on hand of him desu)

>>6667773
thats a bit weird tbqh
>>6667770
now im just saying, i didn't realize i was as really into as i am now

>>6667777
>Is it childish to want to get a hickey to show off to my friends?
yes
visible hickeys are a "hard no" rule for me

>>6667785
Oh I had a westie while growing up
died a few years back

>>6667791
I couldn't imagine someone like you having a dog that requires loads of time like a westie desu, colour me surprised.

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>>6667789

i think its hot in am exhibitionism kinda way though

like, people *know*.

>... are a hard no for me
giving or receiving?

>>6667795
Well it was the family dog that we had when I was growing up
I don't care for smaller dogs personally

>>6667801
A hard no receiving them
I don't really give them and if I do it wouldn't be on someone's neck
As someone who is a tad trashy, I think they're trashy in a bad way

>>6667813
Fair enough, i just don't like people getting westies because they're cute and not knowing how much effort you need to spend with them, they're little napoleons.

I'm talking to this super qt army guy. Guys this cute never talk to me.

He has complimented me again,despite looking at more photos of me. Called me handsome and complimented my eyes again.

He also seems to be very excited about talking to me and seems very interested in me. He comes off as super romantic and is really sweet.

Is this my chance at happiness?

>>6667832
>Is this my chance at happiness?
That or your chance at losing your kidneys.

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>>6667813
>he doesn't want to leave his mark on someone and watch them get all flustered about everyone knowing what you've been doing with their body
>he doesn't want to feel the thrill of being trashy and having someone mark his body

Neo-gays need to go

>>6667832
Yes. Go get that bp wrekt by some hot army dick

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>>6667846

I kind of wanted to receive one but having googled what they look like im not so sure anymore.

They look vicious as fuck, not cute at all

>>6667861

I'm sporting some right now and those are some fucking intense hickies
I usually only get bruises like that when i'm doing pain play.

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>>6667861
>They look vicious as fuck, not cute at all

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>>6667821
pic related
it's a fucking dog, bro

>>6667861
jesus how old are you?
underage b&

>>6667869

what do normal hickeys look like then?

>>6667872

im only into them for the public humiliation/exhibitionist aspect. i dont want people asking if im being abused at home lmao

>wake up at 10:45, still exhausted

this kills my motivation already what the fuck. and my roommate won't clean up his fucking dishes. this is worse than being gay.

>>6667878

They're just much lighter in color.
Or maybe I just don't bruise easy, i dunno.
I kind of wish i did, i'd rather my hickies be looking vicious, desu
I get a huge kick out of wearing my marks.

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>tell crush that I'm gay
>he tells me that he's "been with a few guys before but couldn't go all the way"
What does this mean, should I make a move?

>>6667917

Are you seriously telling me the conversation ended there?

what did you guys say afterwards? the context is crucial.

>>6667924
We moved onto other topics, it was just a casual conversation. He asked if I was doing anything tomorrow and if I wanted to hangout and gave me a hug when I left, but I don't want to look too far into things.

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Is anyone else here concerned that they sound a bit gay? What do you guys sound like?

>>6667944
I sound like a bitter virgin.

>bf has some stress because of work, has been distant and angry
>came hom last night, drunk
>doesn't even say hi
>start punching the wall, I grab his hand and tell him to stop
>he tells me to shut up and hits me, first time this is happening
>I got to bedroom and cry myself to sleep, he joins me later
>this morning he wakes up to work and tries to wake me up, says he's really sorry, wants to kiss, I don't react
>he leaves to work and I'm confused now
I'm NEET and he pays everything, I take care of his apartment. I know he's having hard time and this would have happened to anyone. If I leave I have nowhere to go because he own this apartment and I have no friends or family to go to. Should I just hope it was one time thing.

>>6667979
>I'm NEET and he pays everything
This can backfire bad.
Don't be lazy or stupid and get a job.

>>6667944
I sound like a faggot and it pisses me off. Have to sit up straight and go out of my way to sound proper.

>>6667999
I try to but no luck so far. I take pills and go therapist for depression and social anxiety but I'm not sure if I should tell about my boyfriend hitting me. I don't want him to get in trouble he's the only person I have.

>>6668024

>stockholm syndrome

bitch come the fuck on

if you have to lie to cover up for your bf he isnt a good bf, its fucking obvious

>>6668024
So far it's a one time thing, I don't think they'll call the cops on him or anything over the one time.
Was it just one hit?

>>6668039
He is good bf... But I'm still a bit shocked about it.

>>6668041
He hit my face once and I got a black eye. And slapped my arm a couple of times but only some light bruises.

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>go to club with the guy I'm seeing and some friends
>this super hot guy that looks like pic related keeps making eye contact all the time (not even a gay club)
>"am I just too fucking drunk or is this really happening?"
>keeps stealthily dancing in my direction
>stands with his back to mine and touches my hand, then goes away
>start making out with the guy I'm seeing
>20 minutes later go to the bathroom
>he follows me and touches my back while I pee (no doors)
>turn around once I'm done
>have the most animalistic kiss ever for about 2 minutes
>he says he has a boyfriend and he's also waiting outside for him
>dick is literally diamonds
>go outside again and act like nothing happend

I'm going to hell right?

>>6668059
>kissing a cheating slut and also cheating on your bf in the process for a cheap thrill

Tell the guy you're seeing what happened, don't be that prick who betrays them and gets pozzed by an alluring slut.

>>6668099
>kissing means you get aids

k

>>6668059

no you arent going to hell

mainly because that never happened

>>6668114
No, being a cheating slut means you get aids, you've already had a taste of the thrill and will probably go all the way next time someone looks at your with interest.

>>6668059

That's pretty scummy, anon

>>6668148
Circe what is your tumblr

>>6667842
Possible, but I'll be positive and find out as much as I can about him before we ever meet.]

>>6667858
He's so kind and sweet. I don't just want his dick, I want his love.

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>tfw fapping to videos of yourself getting fucked

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>>6668277

im wayyyy too insecure for that

i dont want to know what i looked like getting fucked, its probably janky as fuck and id never be able to have sex while relaxed again

>>6668290
I found it to be a pretty big confidence boost. The worst thing I noticed was that I had stretchmarks on my thighs, but having my top record himself plunging his rock hard cock into my cute hole and groping my ass made me appreciate myself from a different perspective, as well as give me some things to work on.

>>6668313
>into my cute hole
rolling my eyes right now

>tfw no bf
>no one to cuddle with

;_;

I thought being gay was supposed to be easy to find love and shit ?

>>6668324
I didn't even realize how cute my butt was until recently.

>>6668331
It is. You just suck

>>6668331
No, it's easy to find sex, if you have no standards.

Finding love is reserved for beautiful people only.

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Are all gays urbanites or do any of them live in rural or suburban areas ?

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Are all non whites attracted to whites ? It seems that way; why ?

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>>6668372

Clownshoes is in a wheelchair ?

>>6668313

how did you do it? just a phone camera?

also how did you bring it up to your top? im not sure mine would be up for it desi

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>Yeah he's a joke of a human being.
>being mean to people with disablities

So what fucked you up as a child ?

>>6668386
Wait he is in a wheelchair, didn't know that
>>6668368
I live in a rural area desu

What's up fags? This morning I'm wearing some other man's undies.

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>>6668331
>easy to find guys but don't want to date any of them because of fat or neck beards

It's only shit if you have standards.

>>6668371
I absolutely hate the look of black dick. Seriously I cringe when I see porn with really dark guys.

Give me ghostly skelly white cuties.

>>6668421
I'm going to get my daily aids test then play Dragon Warrior Monsters

>>6668435
I have a fucked left leg, but I'm not in a wheelchair.

>>6668435
I have a wheelchair to carry my humongous cock around ;^)

>>6668457
KR isn't autistic lad, r-right?

I thought this song was so much fun when I thought I had a 6 inch penis.

Now that I know it's under 5 inches, I just don't know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1w8OQEcplY

>>6668416
>I live in a rural area desu

Whats it like ? Can you get dates, is it homophobic ? Do you want to move to an urban area ?

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I fucked up...
it'll be two months until I know if I JUST'D myself for life...

>tfw no bf for life

>>6668477
>Whats it like
Nice and quiet
>Can you get dates
I live in Scotland so its a small country, not exactly ages away from anywhere
> is it homophobic
People are fine with gay people, just don't push it on them, thats how tis always been here
>Do you want to move to an urban area
I absolutely hate cities, except maybe Edinburgh with it's beautiful buildings.

>>6668421

why?

also hows the gogo dancer thing going?

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>>6668498

>edinburgh
>beautiful

holy shit lad you have got to go travelling sometime, see the old european cities. fuck, even Oxford or something isnt bad

>>6668521
I would if they weren't infested with non-europeans. I like Edinburgh because its still Scottish.
>Edinburgh
>not beautiful

>>6668547
Plus I've been to other cities, they're mostly a mess of modern concrete and glass.

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hey gaygen can I hang out here?

>>6668558
Only if you're nice.
No bullies allowed.

>>6668445
It's good to know your status anon!

>>6668503
I told this guy I'm seeing that I don't want to hook up right away so he dry humped me until I came in my underwear. He was rubbing our cocks together and kept going when when I when I told when I told him he was going to make me cum. That's some middle school shit, but it was intense.

The dancing is fuuuuun! Had some old guy try to pay me for sex but I'm not down lol

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>>6668554

yeah, modern cities are like that

go visit oxford or cambridge for a day, the train is like 30 quid and oh boy is it worth it

>>6668558

are you a gay man?

>>6668564

lmaoo
thats hilarious

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>>6668564

do they teach you how to dance or do you have to freestyle?

>>6668561
No bully
>>6668565
No

I'm off work where I do all the manly shit the sissies won't. Take out trash, break down sturdy cardboard boxes..you guys know what I mean. High five.

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Do you any stuffed animals gaygen ?

>>6668602
I own some teddies from when i was younger.

>>6668462
I don't think so, no.

>>6668577
Not sure which part you're referring to bc both the undies story and old dude parts are funny lol

>>6668585
You can find people to teach you how to go go but I didn't. it's much easier to do if you already know how to dance

>>6668607
I dunno he does seem pretty quirky at times.

>>6668577
Yes I'm a gay man

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>>6668558

you pass pretty well actually

>>6668602

way too many

i need to get rid of them somehow but i dont want to just throw them out

maybe ill give them to my gym bro, he likes them i think

>>6668612
Wouldn't that just be eccentricity?

>>6668613

then you belong here and thats fine

>>6668619

in 2016 the line between them is blurred at best

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Is he qt ? Would you date him ?

>>6668619
Hmm doesn't seem like it desu, the guys always been abit obsessive over things.

>>6668653

no
no

>>6668605
Same.

Kinda too bad that cuddling a stuffed animal would be far too childish and sad to ever do. Having something to cuddle might be cathartic.

>>6668655
What kinda things?

>>6668635
I guess so, I dunno the symptoms of autism but I can see them probably being similar to someone with an eccentric personality.

>>6668435
ive never seen ppl talk about that there literally ever

>>6668602
i have a few hello kitty x street fighter stuffed animals. was thinking about selling them bc they've apparently greatly increased in price since i bought them.

>>6668691
>tfw no bf to use me as a teddy

>>6668705
Sounds good. Let's do that.

>>6668693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6oiH117FW8
fucking dogs/ dog men apparently
but im not that anon

>>6668724
Yeah but that's a laugh to post about. You might as well say I obsess over being gay.

>>6668748
thats why i posted that song since its about the problem is the person saying it not the subject