Gay General - Positive Vibes Edition

>tfw no canadian trip bf

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>>6674569
Become the canadian trip bf

>crush keeps blowing off our plans
I don't know how much more of this my ego can take.

Anyone know why my ribs are visible shirtless but I still don't have a perfectly flat tummy? :( I used to have one last time I was this size. I feel like my core is stronger and I can feel my abs right underneath, I wonder if that'd what's causing it?

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Post what you are listening to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JehACynSYFw

>>6674642

Usually ribs stick out because your core needs to be strengthened and you're over arching your back. Hard to say unless a side angle and front angle photo are posted.

>>6674653

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0Etebg4kew

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>/poz/ edition

People can be happy here?!

>>6674720
No.

>>6674627
As in, canceling dates or just hang out plans? Pretty rough either way I suppose.

>>6674627
He crushes your dreams. You crush his spine. Seek out the justice you are owed.

>>6674569
Sp is best waifu

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>>6674720
We can try to be, though it sometimes upsets people when you do.

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>>6674735

>>6674653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysPtBjY8o_A

>>6674794
sadfrog or freddie

>>6674794
That anon fag who keeps spamming every thread

>>6674758
>waifu
How dare you.

>>6674838
fine cubfu

>>6674677
I have good posture and my core is for sure stronger than it used to be. Hmm

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SP was top qt before he married Jupp.

>>6674881
Bald brought him down from 8/10 to 5.5/10

>>6674642

fat storage sites depend on the persons genetics

some people will store fat around their butt, some will store it around their upper torso/arms (bingo wings) and some will store it around their stomach.

The only way to get rid of it is to lose more weight, as you cant spotreduce fat

but youre already super skinny, so your choices are either become Aushwitzmode or maybe bulk up a bit to balance out your lil potbelly

or just live with it

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>>6674893
I always thought his skinny-fat otter body was sexy, now he's just fat fat

>>6674911
He tried to go musclebear mode but forgot the muscle part
So sad

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>>6674920
So sad indeed.

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>>6674911
How do you think it would feel to rest your head on a belly so fluffy? I bet it's awkward to get cum out of.

>>6675008
its the fucking worst

i need a hairless twink, so i can cum on his tummy not mine

>hanging out with best bud
>exercise like usual
>get clean, go back to my house and have dinner
>watch movies and have a couple drinks
>we're both sprawled in opposite directions because my couch is huge
>suddenly he just fucking lays down on me
>spends half the night using me like a fucking human pillow
>I don't sleep a wink because I'm freaked out and worried my old man will walk in on us even though he never comes to my part of the house

I'm so fucking tired.

>>6674900
Yeah I know about that. I'm just curious why my body seems to be storing fat differently now than two years ago. I'm just going to lose another 8 lbs or so and then start bulking anyways.

>>6675052
>has a best friend to use him as a pillow
>complains

>Oh there's ALWAYS someone else, anon! You just gotta look!
No there's not, everyone in the college scene is a fruity little faggot, and older guys just use me as their fuck boy.

Aw, a good looking couple looked at my profile on Scruff.
I forgot I had written "not looking for anyone over 35" on my profile, they're like 40.
Maybe I could've had fun...

>>6675134
Get a manlier man to inject his test into your butt.

>>6675134
order online from malaysia

>>6675052
still sounds like a win desu

>>6675128
message them anyway?

>>6675134
Go to the doctor and see if you have testosterone deficiency. Buying them online is just asking for trouble.

>>6675145
Seems legit.

>>6675052
Okay, that's a problem and all, but who says 'old man'? Are you from the 50s?

>>6675063
Can't really hate on someone for being a fruity faggot, man.

>>6675063
have you considered the very real possibility that you're the fruity faggot?

>>6675176
people say that all the time in the midwest

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Hmmmm.

>>6675148
>message them anyway?
There's a chance they don't even like me.
Messaging first when people are not interested is horrible.
I could Woof or something like that I think. I don't have the balls though, I'm really shy.

>>6675197
you'll never be happy then.

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>>6675195
widely available virtual reality porn when?

>>6675197
just do it, whats the worst response ? "not interested sorry" or silence that you can assume is a no

>>6675195
i can never decided if i think he's cute or not

>>6675197
woofs are so nonconfrontational, you have literally nothing to lose by doing it
if they don't care they'll ignore it if they're interested they'll say thanks

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>>6675202
Years after the heteros have it.

>>6675202
Outlook is pretty good on that one.

>>6675214
Ohhh yeah. I guess so huh. Bummer.

>>6675187
Are you absolutely sure he's not just from the 50s and has travelled forward in time to prevent his kid from ruining his life by trashing a clocktower?

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>>6675214
Fuck. Basically gonna be the same shit as sex mods then.

>>6675237
>5.5
sounds like someone's adding internet inches. we both know you clock in around 4 :)
nothin wrong 5.5 at all tho on the real

>>6675214
>bulge
>tits
>face
oh lord it's a fire in my pants

>>6675220
i mean sure why not

>>6675237
>I wish my dick wasnt 5.5 inches and thin
Me to anon

>>6675211
>>6675210
>>6675200
I woof'd one of them and he woof'd me back.
Now what?

>>6675214
10/10
would sexually disappoint

>>6674726
>No

You hush, Clowny. You need to be happy.

>>6675259
Do a simple "hey, what's up" maybe even a "i saw you looked at my profile ;)" if think you could handle that, but just start a conversation and see where it goes

>>6675059
Shit I guess it's not that bad, but it's confusing and frustrating as hell because shit like this means I keep getting my hopes up. All while still trying to figure things out and remain honorable. So it kind of sucks, too.

>>6675148
I mean, it was pretty great because I really like him, but at the same time a little weird or scary, I guess.

>>6675176
It feels weird calling him 'dad' or whatever else since we aren't that close and don't actually get along that well. I barely know who he is as a person and I think it's the same for him when it comes to me.

>>6675259
talk to him

>>6675271
yeah, i remember what it's like
i almost kinda miss that tense nervous feeling
but not really

>>6675237
>>6675258
Unlucky.

>>6675247
Back to the future isn't a game, pal. Back to the future is life.

>>6675266
Lots people need lots of things.

What's a good gay porn site? I usually just go to pornhub or xnxx and I'm getting bored.

>>6675297
https://www.gay-torrents.net/

I'd recommend gaytorrent.ru, because that one above can suck sometimes but you need an invite and I have none to give and it costs like $30 to get one.

>>6675297
honestly i'm so disgusted with myself for even admitting this but
i jizz p hard to sketchysex. but only some of it, some it is real gross
and i rly like out in public too
and czech hunter...

>>6675259
you're welcome

>>6675063
>college is an accurate representation of real life
suck it up, Mary, and move to a big city like any other faggot.

>>6675297
I'd say czech hunter too other then that Idk I'm in the same boat where its getting boring

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>go swimming
>get to briefly experience what life with tight perky nipples is like
>dry off afterwards
>nips go back to being puffy and gross

life is torment desu

>>6675297

i like gayhoopla cause im a massive fucking pansy and like the whole 'two nice muscular people have vanilla, enjoyable and consesual sex' thing. i dont feel guilty afterwards like i do with some other stuff.

>>6675297
I just use tumblr, can find some pretty good stuff if you know where to look. I mostly fap to amateur stuff though.

>>6675307
What's wrong with sketchysex? Seems pretty basic.

>>6675329
What are some good amatuer tumblrs?

What's the equivalent of wanting to get [BLACKED] when you want a german to do it? Because I want that

>>6675329
i mean the entire premise is it's a nonstop anonymous bareback orgy b/c they're so slutty they don't care about any potential consequences
hence sketchy
and sometimes they do like felching n stuff which is just yucky

>>6675354

ah, a fellow lederhosen fetishist

good taste

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>>6674533
Yes, OP, you have discovered the secret.... To yield to it is to win over it.... And then you gently grab that which you seek

>>6675297

live & interactive is what gets me off so chaturbate usually or a random c2c cam site

>>6675364
I imagine it's a common fetish. How could it not be when they all sound so impossibly cute speaking their language?

>>6675354
get nazi'd
germans are hot tho i kinda have a thing for them too

>>6675359
felching is just helping your bottom clean himself out man, be a bro and remember to felch your bottoms

>>6675335
Depends what you're into. I look into amateur because other stuff rarely scratches my fetish for breeding. Do you want the ones where it's just random amateur vids from all over, or the ones where its the blog owner themselves recording their experiences?

>>6675359
>i mean the entire premise is it's a nonstop anonymous bareback orgy b/c they're so slutty they don't care about any potential consequences
But it's all so obviously set up, so the potential consequences aren't that huge. Also aside from the felching that is hot as all fuck. I find porn with condoms to be boring as fuck unless we get to see the cum filled rubber.

>>6675382
> tfw learned German only because it's the sexiest language but never get to use it

>>6675394
idgaf about their consequences or not
i'm js the premise is kinda gross
i'm totally cool with condom porn, i more like the mentality, i love the stuff where like one of them is getting dped while another just casually surfs the internet n shit lol

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Makes you think.

>>6675288
For me it's a goddamned nightmare. I'm not really sure what it means or what he expects and I'm pretty sure I'm getting my damn hopes up for nothing. I'm not sure what he's into, I'm barely sure what I'm into.

So it's all more or less one big question mark for now, but even still having him fall asleep on me was pretty good. The junk he puts in his hair is nice.

>>6675401
What did you use to learn it? Proper classes, or something like duolingo?

>>6675404
I like it most when they both look into each like they're a couple or at least have chemistry beyond grunting and moaning

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>>6675409

>>6675428
gross

>>6675394

>its all set up
>so its safe

after watching the Louis Theroux (who is qt btw) doc on gay porn i dont like pro stuff anymore

i feel guilty

>>6675404

i wanna try giving head to someone who is distracted by work/tv/videogames, but im concerned they might get bored. blowjobs on their own are kinda lame in my experience.

my mom and dad just came out to me as furries and theyre over 55

i feel like crying and my head hurts so bad

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>>6675404
I guess different strokes for different folks. I think I fetishize the exchange or reverence of fluids between people too much, hence why I have trouble getting off to porn with condoms. That said, I'm completely fine with condom wanks and seeing them filled up, but that's mostly because I imagine what other things could be done with that load. The idea of having another persons DNA in your body seems like the ultimate expression of intimacy and connection to me. Probably not the healthiest fetish to have.

>>6675444

have you done bareback yet?

>>6675440
i was taking about another person being present in the room doing other shit
trying to play around with someone while they're distracted is incredibly fucking boring unless you make it a point to make things difficult for them

>>6675444
i mean i get the idea behind that kind of fetish but idk
risky shit and whatnot

>>6675436
how is that gross?
ugh just because you want hot poz loads

>>6675418
so is he questioning his sexuality or what?

>>6675454
Fuck no. Saving that for when I'm sure someone is safe, and the only guy I've actually done butt stuff with was older than me and had a house full of creepy gay paintings so no way I'd let an obvious slut like that in without a condom.

Sticking to sucking dick and swallowing until I find either a cute virgin or a trustworthy guy.

>>6675409
ugh I wish I was white

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>>6674533
>positive vibes
IT BURNS

my best friend got his first place college offer today
ugh I hope i don't get left in the dust now because of shit results

>>6675487

tell me about your first time doing buttstuff pls

i wanna compare notes

>>6675471
I mean, I don't know. He's one of the few people that I told that I'm "sorta" gay. When we were talking about it he said he could see himself falling for a guy as easily as a girl. But I don't think it means much.

>>6675534

>guy straightup tells you hes bisexual
>sleeps on you all night

>"it doesnt mean much"

HA

>>6675534
>he said he could see himself falling for a guy as easily as a girl. But I don't think it means much.
That doesn't really sound like something someone would say if they were straight.

>>6675521
I remember being scared about exam results. Those were the days, the underground was full of hope.

>>6675573
>i could be the irish clownshoes
if there is a god, let there be good results or a quick death

>tfw no fag hag

Why live ?

>>6675545
I'm not very bright, alright? Especially what it comes to stuff like this. But just because he likes both guys and girls doesn't mean that he'd like someone like me. He's so good looking even his eyelashes are pretty. Goddamn.

>>6675573
I think he was trying to reassure me because I was kind of worried about it. He said that it wasn't as weird or unusual as I thought it was right before he said that.

>>6675585
Just ask Hitler if he'll leash you and treat you like a pet.

>>6675579
I got perfect results in my exams for uni entrance, chum. Even did well on that whatsamacallit special maths exam. STEP. You'd want to fail if you were desperate not to be like me.

>>6675590
Seems more like you're trying to convince yourself he doesn't like you than anything. I mean, maybe he doesn't, I wouldn't know, but maybe he does also, or at least is open to the possibility.

>>6675593
hmmm in that case
just a quick death please lord

>>6675593

So why didnt you go to Cambridge?

I still struggle with STEP sometimes

>>6675304
Wow really, that was never the case when I signed up, I am suprised my account is still up, might use it again.

The issue with it (at least when I last used it) is there tends to be low quality duplicates, and DMCA takedowns which I experienced when uploading Helix Studios' footage.

Still pretty good.

>>6675602
Who says I didn't? I'm not gonna tell you what university I went to.

>>6675418
>I'm not really sure what it means
>>6675534
>He's one of the few people that I told that I'm "sorta" gay
>he said he could see himself falling for a guy
So a guy, who knows that you are gay and who has openly said to be bisexual, deliberately cuddles up to you on a very large sofa where there was ample space and falls asleep? I mean, come on. He's into you.

>>6675606

Ah, cool.

It would have been upsetting to find out thag someone had put the work in for perfect exam results and not been rewarded. Gj man.

>>6675631
I went crazy and dropped out, chum.

>>6675639
i had like two breakdowns a semester and i still graduated. did something specifically bad happen?

>>6675639

Who cares? The important thing is that you know that youre capable of being a toptier university student. The actual degree is just a piece of paper.

That said, do you think you might reapply to finish your degree in a few years when you feel better? It is a useful piece of paper to have...

>>6675590
are you the guy on here the other day that was talking about how your best friend calls you "my guy" all the time and how you act all bromantic together?

>>6675639
that sucks to here mate
over here you're eligible for re-entering uni when you're over 23
im with >>6675649
it might be worthwhile

So Orlando Bloom is part of the uncut masterrace

>>6675649
It's already been a few years and I'm still crazy.

>>6675646
I mean, if you had breakdowns to the point of not going to classes it doesn't work so well at a top university for a hard subject. You end up unable to pass your exams, which makes it hard to graduate.

>>6675675
Just had sex with Orlando Bloom? Congrats.

>>6675689
>Just had sex with Orlando Bloom? Congrats.
Do you live under a rock?

>>6675695
Yes.

>>6675689
this is why I want to go to community college /s

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Tinder is the worst. Why does this thing exist, because it's shit.

>>6675689

it wont be forever, and oxbridge accept plenty of middleaged people so even if it takes decades it will be okay

you have a doc looking after you, right?

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>>6675720
Are you STILL doing app dating?

>>6675593
I guess he could be but it's like we've been friends for so long that I'm worried about messing shit up. Like shit will get awkward if he isn't interested or if it doesn't work out we won't be friends anymore.

>>6675629
I don't want to get my hopes up, though. Every time he's done something like that, he's been pretty drunk.

>>6675664
Yeah, that's me.

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>>6675747

It never stops. Also because the only gay person I met in person and asked out said he wasn't over his girlfriend so back to apps again.

At least my profile is just cringey but makes me laugh.

I'm back bitches

>>6675722
No.

>>6675763
>Looking for dates with Mr. Right... Or Mr. Left. Mr. Ambidextrous?
*swipes left*

>>6675763
Armaando from skype? :o omg I missed you...

I'm a fuck up guys. I've not no real motivation to go out and get a job; or to go back to college. What's the point of all this shit if we're just going to die eventually anyway?

>>6675761
>call each other bro
>cuddle on couch together

fuck y'all gay even for faggots

>>6675774

Why not?

the NHS will help you for free.

they helped me. i dropped out of highschool when i was 16, they got me back into school with meds + therapy (i asked if they could stop the meds cause i didnt like being doped up) and i scraped into Oxford as a result

>>6675787

sounds like you need a hobby desu
do you have any already?

>>6675532
>meet with dude, go to his, awkward drive over with him, he steals my first kiss blah blah
>get to his bedroom
>he undresses me while I stand around insecure about taking my clothes off, tells me I have an amazing body
>+1 self esteem
>guides me into a position on the bed
>we're lying on his bed, I'm sucking his dick, he's sucking mine
>don't really like getting my dick sucked, it doesn't feel any better than jacking off, would rather just focus on sucking
>try deepthroating it, I'd been practicing with a dildo and decided it was time to try
>he likes it but I can't hold it for long before choking, end up just focusing on the tip while using my hand for the rest, he was pretty big
>eventually just get used to it all and stop being super nervous
>after awhile he moves from my dick to my taint and then starts licking other parts of me
>in the heat of it, head is all fuzzy, not really thinking anymore
>I blurt out "D-Do you wanna fuck?" like a horny idiot
>he repositions himself, says we can if I want to
>I ask him if he's clean and he assures he is, but I still ask him to be safe
>he gets a condom with these weird little pouches of lube out of a bedside table
>puts on condom, opens the pouch then starts rubbing something really cold into me and onto himself
>gets me on top of him and lets me lower myself onto it so I can go at my own pace
>push it inside
1/2

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>>6675763
>Or a trip around town quoting 30 Rock/Futurama at each other?

>>6675795
>no teddybear bf

>>6675787
Whether or not there's a point is a meaningless question desu senpai

>>6675803
>it fucking HURTS, he asks if I'm okay
>not gonna let it stop me, can't embarrass myself here, lift myself up a little before going down further
>keep doing it inching him in further and further
>eventually just sit there letting myself adjust, then start going at it again faster as I get more used to it
>it starts slipping out a lot
>he decides I'm ready(or he got bored of my shitty cowgirl skills and constantly having it come out), forces himself up and me down onto my back
>my legs are propped up onto his shoulders and he starts fucking me properly
>it only starts to hurt when it goes really deep, he keeps checking to see if I'm okay
>tell him that I don't mind the pain, he says something cringey about me being kinky and speeds up a little
>eventually we reposition again to us both laying on our side while he lifts one of my legs up and fucks me
>so much easier now, I can just relax and the feeling doesn't even bother me anymore, actually the best thing I've felt since I got there
>for a moment I'm in absolute ecstasy
>I start leaking cum on EVERYWHERE while not even touching my dick
>he takes that as permission to cum himself and finishes
>kinda wish he'd stay there a bit longer and snuggle while inside me, but he just gets up and goes to grab a towel
>think he's gonna hand it to me, instead takes the liberty of wiping me down himself while I just lay back
>we snuggle for a bit, he says I should come back sometime, then we get dressed and he drives me home

I still have his number and he still texts me to see if I'm available, he keeps asking me to be his "boy" and his grindr profile now says he's looking for a bf but I'm not sure I'm interested.

>>6675803
Hey Zombii. Remember me?

>>6675811

1) did you clean yourself out beforehand?

2) did you think he was hot?

ps: im mad jealous you can cum handsfree, i cant no matter how hard i try :(

>>6675786

What? I don't have Skype

>>6675784

That's fine. Cringey dumb humor is my thing and if people don't like it, oh well

>>6675822
Wrong person :/ Sorry. I remember meeting an Armaando on Skype and telling him about my problems.

>>6675803
>>6675811
aw cute
also you're a whore

>>6675818
I can't even shoot cum. :/ Must be nice baka

>>6675787
May as well resort to hedonism.

>>6675798
I didn't really want to be drugged and wouldn't talk to anyone so therapy wasn't much of an option. So there wasn't much to be done.

>>6675811
>>6675803
Interesting.

>>6675829
Gottem.

>>6675829
don't talk to my zombii like that
no slutshaming

>>6675835
he's not your zombii
he's everyone's zombii
he's a big ol slut

>>6675818
>1) did you clean yourself out beforehand?
Yep. Bought a douching kit when I got my first dildo and prepared myself an hour before.

>2) did you think he was hot?
No. He dick was big, and he was tall, but he wasn't attractive.He was around the same age as my dad. I didn't really care about standards because I wanted someone I was sure wouldn't judge me or care about how awkward I am. Now I've actually got some self esteem, I'm not sure I'd go back unless I was really desperate and in a self destructive episode.

Also that was my first time properly hands free. I've came using only a dildo or my fingers, but I usually have to jack off for awhile before hand to reach that point, this time I was completely lacking in control and it was awesome. I suppose you've gotta practice.

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>>6675835
Hey irishanon

>>6675795
Sorry I guess? Shit it wasn't like it was a relaxing experience for me. I was inwardly freaking the fuck out half the time and didn't have a clue what to do with my hands.

>>6675805
He's not my boyfriend, but he's pretty touchy.

>>6675826

Unless you're an Aussie named Matt, nope.

>>6675844
How much was your dildo and douche set again?

I couldn't post all day at work because someone near me got banned for whatever on /soc/. I got his name and number but his photo was deleted.

Would it theoretically be a bitch move if gave out his number?

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>>6675829
>>6675843
IT WAS ONE GUY
I'M NOT A SLUT

I have to earn that title.

>>6675835

hey wtf

you called me a slut like 2 days ago

#enddoublestandards

>>6675834

would you talk to someone now? like i said, it i literally free and i think there might be a short waiting list (2-4 months) youd want to get onto ASAP

>>6675844

it seems kinda weird to lose your V card to someonw you werent attracted to, but I guess it doesnt matter. i lost mine in a hookup as well so i cant talk anyway.

and im pretty sure im just one of the 20% or so of guys who are incapable of handsfree cumming. like, we've done a lot of practicing and i think we would have figured it out by now if it was possible. it sucks, but w/e

>>6675859

yes

>>6675852
Okay :/
What happened to everybody guys?
Freddie?
John?
Rugby?
>>6675860
I wanna reach that level one day

>>6675861
Am I a slut if I wanna suck dick for weed?

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>>6675860
you'll get there babe
i believe in you!

>>6675848
you said he straight up told you at one point "you're my guy". he might not be your bf but he wants to be so bad it hurts. how was he laying when he laid on you? it depends but usually the waist is a good bet

>>6675861
Yes but he called you a slut because you slept with two guys in two days and did a threesome within a month of losing your virginity.

Slut.

>>6675877
Ooh yaaaas
>>6675880
> black tranny
Lol have you seen me?

>>6675880
That makeup is so haggard.

Even I do mine better and I only do so 2 weekends a month

My stomach hurts

>>6675763
>I will never date army

;_;

Also I think I have similar sunglasses desu

>>6675847
hey chauncey
>>6675861
but you are, a loveable slut tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nICDVTCmg2c
Why are Russians so qt

>>6675861
Nah, I still don't want to talk to anyone. Don't trust em. People are up to all sorts.

>>6675921

you can talk to the samaritans if you want

thats pretty consequence-free and it might make you feel better

How do I get a boyfriend in college?

>>6675926
I don't want to talk to anyone.

>>6675932
Try joining a club/society. Make friends.

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>>6675907

Over sized Lennon/Prince ones?

>>6675935

sure but talking might help you get better

it might be worth the trouble to talk to someone, and maybe youd even like it if you tried

not to be overly condescending or anything, but you dont have the most objective judgement atm

>>6675932

join a club
go drinking a lot
join a sportsteam
talk to people

>>6675938

They are circles the color is lighter and green tho. Got them from old navy.

>>6675879
You're giving me false hope, man. He had his hands folded kind of on my chest and was resting his head on his hands. His face was so close to mine that I could smell the pomade junk in his hair and the gum he'd been chewing. He was talking about the movie and shit but I could barely focus because I was so freaked out.

When he finally fell asleep I thought about putting my hand on his back kind of but my palms were too sweaty and I was worried he'd wake up and be grossed out by it or something.

>>6675948
me > you

>>6675947

Those sound nice. I got these because the lens were slightly green.

>>6675970
Kinky

>>6675960

Thanks

>>6675970

Gross

>>6675861
>it seems kinda weird to lose your V card to someonw you werent attracted to

Yeah, I'm not proud of that. I was impatient, impulsive and self destructive for a variety of reasons, but I feel happy I lost it finally and now I'm not so afraid of sex or being with other people like that. I suppose you know something about what that feels like, Mr. I-slept-with-tons-of-people-in-a-month-of-losing-my-v-card.

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>>6675985
oh shit man, I was the same with the whole losing it to someone you weren't attracted too.
did it for the same reasons too but I find casual sex really shallow so i avoid it now

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>>6675985

haha yeah

its weird but it kind of felt like a chore - i.e: before i can have fun and do all this stuff i have to lose my virginity in a seemly and proper way. so it was a relief to get it over and done with, even if maybe it was a little degenerate

great story for grossing out straight friends with though

>>6676000

Straight friends are weird.

I talk about eating ass and they are all "ewww."

Then talk about having blood on their dick, getting punched in the face during climax, or the smells...

>>6675949
>He had his hands folded kind of on my chest and was resting his head on his hands. His face was so close to mine that I could smell the pomade junk in his hair and the gum he'd been chewing.

dude. he couldn't be making it more obvious if he had a big neon sign above his head that said FUCK ME in block capitals also

>pomade

is he a greaser?

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>>6676000
yeah, my straight friends are a bit different about, my two closest ones love me talking about this shit and describing fucking 6'9 man as "trying to climb a mountain .. and fuck it at the same time" and stuff. I think my imagery and oral storytelling really help. they go into fits of laughter

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>>6674881
>>6674911
>>6674984

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>>6676052
You fucked a 6'9" man?

>>6676088
i'm going to fine you for appropriating spookypuppy culture

>>6676052
but the second i bring up getting my ass ate suddenly he's disgusted

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>>6675945
I'm pretty stupid and a little bitch is basically the deal. Doing things that will help me out is a good idea, but I'm probably not going to do them.

>>6676088
More cute animals it is.

>>6676099
>More cute animals it is.

Do you have any qt pets ?

I wish I had a cat :3

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>>6676088
yeah and he was my first. he was like a former rugby player ( uni level) and a good bit older. I didn't want to bottom (too timid) so i topped instead. it was pretty difficult, if he tried to rest his legs on my shoulders, i'd get pushed down from the weight, esp if he tensed them.
all in all, 5/10 not the best.
>>6676098
what does height have to do with weird sexual shit?

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>>6676099

you should definitely give the NHS a go

it would be nice to have a project anyway - having too much free time sucks balls

plus as an adult you can tell them to fuck off at literally any point if you dont wanna be there anymore

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>>6676098
Don't you mean Zombii culture?

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>>6676109
My cat.

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>>6676121
i'm top dog around here, bub

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>>6676136
I disagree.

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>>6676141
>>6676136
its totally me

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>>6676141
y-you're using all my reaction pups, i don't have many left
this isn't fair

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>>6676146
>>6676146
I've been rather generous in letting you pretend that you're in control, but don't forget who is really in charge here.

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>>6674881
>>6674911
>>6674984
Please continue.

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>>6676173
do you really think that

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>>6676173
you're goin on the list

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>>6676184
I don't think. I am.

is it creepy to stare at other guys at the gym between sets?

i never talk to them and avoid eye contact desu

>>6676209
yes

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>>6676201
well, we'll just wait and see about that buddy
>>6676200
gasp what list ?
>>6676209
probably a little bit

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>>6676200
The list of your superiors?

>>6676209
Yes. That is definitely creepy. It's creeping. Do it anyway though.

>>6676209

Gymrats thrive on averted gazes. Your 5 minutes of ogling them validates their effort

>>6676209
Yeah, but you'll still do it, anyways

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>enter thread
>every post is a name/tripfag
>mfw

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QqVjNEdt3e

>>6676223
>>6676220
>>6676219
>>6676214
>>6676213
Well, I will continuing to do so then, lads.
Of course I'm only validating their gains and efforts ;)

>>6676235
You do you baybee

>>6676231
oh daddy
insult me more
>>6676235
nothing wrong with admiring

>>6676231
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Miweia0QJo

>>6676217
the list of buttholes named zombii, that list

Is it true that only ugly; fat or autistic guys use online-dating websites or apps like Grindr?

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>>6676263
No. Obviously.

>>6676263
grindr is pretty common amongst gay people esp the ones who want dirty dick

>>6676231
cool music, name?

>>6676255
>i need background noise
i hate people who leave their TVs on
>>6676231
and you sound like a tot

>>6675798
I mean I have a hobby. It's video games, but then again that's not really helping my predicament. >>6675834
Might as well.

>>6676282
What vidya do you play?

>>6676277
m8 4chan is the background noise

>>6676231
You sound attractive. I hate it.

>>6676255
Okay wow, that's really mean. You know I don't advocate bullying and you're crossing the line.

Anyone from the midwest here?

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>>6676296
i'd post a vocaroo to make you feel better but everyones asleep and i don't want to wake anyone up

>>6676311
In from Wisconsin

hmu bb

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>>6676296
you bllied me first this is pure retaliation

>>6676311
i grew up in indiana
but i moved

>>6676322
Wrong state :^|

>>6676325
I grew up in Indiana too, Indianapolis. I left when I was eight though, I like it there. I've lived in Indiana, Iowa, an Illinois and I'd have to say Indiana is the best, also [spoiler] dont move to illinois [/spoiler]

>>6676286
Right now the elder scrolls online (mostly because no money for a wow sub since I lost my job last month) and overwatch.
I'm really social in those games, but then when I try to go out I'm incapable of talking at all.
I went to an open mic night at a coffee shop near me last week and was sperging out. I didn't talk but just kinda stood around on my phone until people started offering me cigarettes so I felt like I had to talk.

>>6676325
I am sorry. Really, I apologize. I shouldn't have gotten so riled up over the appropriation of MY culture.

>>6676318
Just acting like you care is enough to make me feel better

>>6676292
That is not okay

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>>6676311

>>6676340
>indiana is the best
literally what damaged you this badly

>>6676344
literally i'm never speaking to you again this was not fun this was not playful this was just downright hurtful

>>6676346
this thread doesn't move nearly fast enough to be the center of my attention

>>6676311
I'm from Central
>>6676341
>open mic night
Don't like those either, don't worry if you feel uncomfortable here.

And I play neither of those games, I used to play WoW as 12 year old kid.

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>>6676344
I mean making vocaroos are fun and everyone takes the piss out of my voice anyway so you would feel better
>>6676351
true this thread is slow as balls

>>6676348
why do you disapprove, anon
>>6676351
Don't know where you lived but where i was it was pretty comfy.
>>6676358
which state?

>>6676364
Central Europe :^)

>>6676367
That's a great state :^) I've been there, great people

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>>6676376
>great people
You obviously haven't been to Central Europe then.

>>6676386
Notice how i was being sarcastic? What's it like living in Europe? I can't imagine what It would be like to live in some shithole with refugees raping everyone.

>>6676376
:3
>>6676386
:(
>>6676397
:(((

You're talking to the wrong guy.
And I don't have many "rape fugees" in my country.
Still better than niggas desu

>>6676359
I actually really enjoy hearing people's voices. It gives me something to associate with their post in my head, plus I just love learning how different kinds of people act in reality. You have a pretty cute voice last I recall.

I'd be happy to post my voice too but it is too late and I'm now on my iPad. Maybe another day.

>>6676351
You'll get over it.

I'm in a deep post relationship trough.

It's the classic story.
>meet a guy
>think he's fit
>think he's funny
>go out for a few months
>have some doubts
>doubts and fears increase exponentially with length of relationship
>call it off
>miss him

This has happened for the past 3 serious bfs I've had. Do I have a problem or have I just not found someone who's a good match for me?

>>6676409
>can't even say niggers
dumped

I like american niggers though. The ones that aren't living in the hood are really chill and have good senses of style.

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Bf sent me this.

>>6676435
this could have been hot

>>6676425
Do you think you have any attachment issues?

Its probably just that you're doing things the smart way by not getting too serious before you actually know the person, once you get to know them you realise there's something to dislike about them.

What was it about the past three that made you cut it off?

>>6676435
Your bf is in porn?

is there a way to cleanse myself of the gay?

>>6676454
Pray. Pray very, very hard.

Is using a photo taken in front of dressing room mirror lights the same as using a photoshopped photo?

I like a photo I took, I rarely take good photos, but I don't know if it'd be stupid to use it on dating sites.

>>6676454
If you have sex with 1000 guys then you become straight. Try it out.

>>6676435
I wouldn't like it if my bf sent me porn, especially stuff that isn't him.

>tfw no bf

>>6676471
if you have sex with 1000 guys you get super aids

>>6676481
Worth

>>6676465
just use it

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>>6676464
That never works for anything.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZDBwYMuVQQ

Zombii I forgot to respond to you! I'll have to say something sluty next time

>>6676488
pray harder

The only way not to be gay is to find a girl who looks like a guy that is also into guys. You're still gay but at least you've tricked yourself into dating a girl. This is hard though, i've only seen 4 woman in my entire life like that.

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>>6676498
>men are far superior to women
Disgusting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYQyZFZN2bg

>>6676454
Yes, but we're forbidden from telling you if you're below level 12. It's a rather well kept secret that The Elder Council only permit to be used as a form of severe punishment. Banishment from our ranks is no simple task, and more oft than not the effects are temporary and homosexuality is restored. Some think the Council is too generous with those they allow to return, while others think the practice of making men feel attraction to an eldritch axewound and become blind to the light of the glorious phallus is a barbaric and outdated practice that should be discarded.

>>6676513
You also need to be a level 20 gay in order to equip the sword of chilling ice.

>>6676517
That's a myth and you know it! Elder RuPaul openly denounced the rumour at the gathering of the 34th degree. The Agenda wouldn't lie, would they?

>>6676497
>>6676296
>>6676277
>>6676255
>>6676251
>>6676273
Fags

>>6676497
I'm insult

>>6676557
ha
got em

>>6676536
34th degree gathering? What, couldn't they afford air conditioning? Ha hey.

>>6676593
It's explained in the manual you get when you become a gay. You did get your manual, right clownshoes? You're not some pretend gay, right? Come to think of it, I didn't see you at the last gathering....

>>6676577
Look at the comment with the original link. Says I forgot to respond to you but I'll say something sluty next time.

>>6676582
Shut up! You're a bully

>>6676633
i would never
i'm a copacetic and amiable pupper

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>>6676231
Fix ur gayvoice, sweetie.

>>6676622
You got me. I'm a fraud. Better suck my dick in punishment.

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Fuck, gaygen. I had the worst day.
At my work there's this guy who's pretty much married with another guy who's at Dallas studying english. I don't know WHAT I said that let him so mad, he stepped up to me when my work shift ended, saying to me that "I should figure out what I said that made him feel mad about me", absolutely dismissing him, pretty much saying he did not want to talk to me.

I'm going to write to my co-workers a message about this incident, and i'm going to speak with my boss about this. I'm also going to contact a psychologist to start a treatment. If that fucking faggot does not accept my excuses, I fucking swear i'll go full Columbine High School on that shitheel.

Fucking faggots, man.

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>>6676687
Does that mean you're a tranny? Yuck huck heuck.

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>>6676721
>I'm not telling you why I'm upset
>if you don't know why I'm upset that makes me more upset
>I'm not talking to you until you realize why I'm upset with you
>woman logic

Many gay men are just like women mentally. They can't even think like men; confronting their problems and issues with a clear head and rational thought.

>>6676654
Honestly, if you're up for it I wouldn't mind. Where you at?

>>6676231
queen, you're doing 2 much

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>>6676721
Leave everything to your boss to figure out. Rationally explain your confusion at the drama. Your boss if it's a man will put it all into prospective for everyone to understand and defuse the drama. If your boss is a woman; sorry but you're up shit creek without a paddle. Start applying to new jobs.

>>6676751
You've given me an idea. My immediate boss is a woman. But the boss of my department is a man. I'll try to talk to him and explain the whole thing up, then i'll invite him and my immediate boss to a reunion. Good idea.

>>6676735
Problem is that I usually upset people or at least say improper stuff/things with a rude tone and I don't even notice. I'm still trying to figure out what I said that might have sounded offensive.

Oh, dear. I hate gay people.
Gay massacre when?

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>>6676789
>immediate boss is a woman, department boss is a man
Same thing happened with me. Drama with assistant manager which was a woman. Went to department boss which was a man and explained her irrational drama bullshit. He sided with me. Problem was defused.

>>6676789
>I usually upset people or at least say improper stuff/things with a rude tone and I don't even notice
...

>>6676640
Not. Even nukka.

>>6676643
>gay voice
That's a first

>>6676742
*kween
And what are you on about?

>>6676738
I'm a shutin who hasn't been outside in years, mang. Probably shouldn't take me seriously. Also I have no idea what you look like and you have no idea what I look like.

>>6676806
What the fuck you want to say with three dots, dude?

>>6676802
Well then, i'm going to talk to my department boss right away tomorrow. Hopefully I can get it all sorted out.

>>6676811
i am an angel

>>6676818
lmao guuuuuurrrl you need to go see a therapist

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>>6676735
>I'm not telling you why I'm upset
>if you don't know why I'm upset that makes me more upset
>I'm not talking to you until you realize why I'm upset with you
Oh shit, I do all these things

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Would you date a disabled guy?

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>>6676832
You're a woman. At least mentally you are. Men don't play mind games, nor do they start drama over stupid social shit. They say exactly what is wrong and try to sort through the problem rationally and logically.

>>6676837
Yes, if they looked like that.

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>>6676837
Depends on the disability. I doubt I could date a guy in a wheelchair, if its something small I should be good.

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>>6676830
>calling me a gurl

How about you go die in a fire?
And yeah. I need to see a theraphist.

>>6676832
If you're alone, THAT IS THE REASON WHY.

>>6676837
If he looked like that, yes.

>>6676837
yeah
unless the disability turned him into a roasted marshmallow then i'd just turn him into a s'more

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>>6676845
>You're a woman.
So, like, should I transistion or something?

>>6676854
guuuuuuuuuurlllll sweetie honey doll sweetcheeks, find a therapist asap

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>>6676864
I bet you enjoyed Batman vs Superman

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>>6676813
I don't mind, until recently I was highlord of shut ins. Literally so anxious I had trouble going outside without feeling eyes and disgust on me, so I didn't go outside much, and I grew out my hair to cover my face.

I don't really care how you look, you act funny enough to make me smile. I'm serious if you want someone to talk to. I could use some friends.

Also serious about that free blow job, if ya willin'

>>6676881
I did, but only because I want Henry and Ezra 2bh

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>>6676865
No, just stop thinking and/or acting like a woman. Unless you like being a woman mentally maybe you should transition. All I'm saying is that for men like me personally the reason why I'm gay is because I can't stand how women act and think. It disgusts me how irrational, fake, and vindictive they are. If I have to deal with that with gay men also then count me asexual and I'd refuse to date anyone.

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>>6676864

>>6676899
We need less misogynistic sexist gay men like you in the world

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>>6676869
Go fuck yourself, seriously.
I don't dress normally nor talk about cars to have someone CALLING ME GIRL.

Jesus, it's not because I like dicks that means that i'm a woman.

>>6676911
ok sis it's very clear you have a lot of girly tendencies, so just calm down gurl

>>6676911
Meow, someone is ferocious.

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>>6676908
We need less misandristic gay men like you in the world.

>>6676925
I'm not a misandrist though, you're the only one who's openly admitted to being a misogynist
> the reason why I'm gay is because I can't stand how women act and think

>>6676819
You are a bitch.

>>6676932
I don't get along with women, I don't hate women. Big difference, bub. There's a difference between being disgusted by women or feminine qualities in people and out right hating all women and wanting them to die or be raped which is not what I wish upon anyone.

Check your cognitive reading skills, m8

>>6676886
Cmon. I've been too anxious about being judged that I haven't gone outside in, like, six years. If you were highlord I am some kind of super god king of social anxiety.

We can be skype friends if you want, but expecting anything at all from me is a bad plan.

>>6676924
>meow

Oh god no, you're a furfag?

>>6676916
Oh nein i'm not going to calm down. I'm full dark side, bitch. I will fucking slice you with my lightsaber.

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>>6676933

>>6676966
circe, freddie, chauncey, wiz, booger
literally clownshoes doesn't even compare

Test post please ignore.