/mtfg/ - Male to Female General

>>6522235
im pissed

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Rate my progress.

>>6522244
why is that dog sad

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I guess its going to be one of those days where i cant hold it in anymore /mtfg/

>5th for chasers that want teh girl dick

Cuddles for all :3

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https://clyp.it/u5e0icjc

>>6522253
w-what do you mean

tenth for grace a cutest

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>>6522250
he's not he's s n e a k i n g

>>6522257
This made my bell go off~

>>6522235
https://clyp.it/acuhnb0y

hugbox chara edition pls

The only oddish voice clip anyone will ever need:
https://clyp.it/sftmu5kr
>>6522237
I really dont remember

>>6522255
>tfw virtual cuddles aren't nearly as good as real ones

>>6522235
>>6522239
Only females, transsexual or otherwise are allowed to make mtfg threads (^:

At least edit the (embed)s out the OP though
>>6522244
Beautiful

>>6522235
https://clyp.it/5k35x32a
test

>>6522258
having a routine feel shitty day

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>>6522259

>>6522266
but im one of those

>>6522253
I wish I were cute like you.

>>6522266
Females not allowed

>>6522249
Jocelyn looks terrible most of the time, but it's still shitty to constantly repost their pictures
>>6522253
You have really great eyes, you're cute in general, actually, but even in that lq photo, your eyes pop

>>6522267
so Kayla, is your girl peen big enough to top your bf?

>>6522262
You are cuuuuuuuuuuuuute
:3
<3
>>6522263
Tfw am only person to remember her

Its weird how easy it still is to lose people in this day and age :/

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XjlJyXl2pK

i love ufufu!

>>6522270
Aww ;~;

What happened?

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>>6522266
ye

>>6522257
ahahahahah fuck im dying

>>6522280
never

>>6522276
RIP
I knew this was a men only space
>>6522272
O K
K
>>6522282
LMAO
WHAT IS THIS STREAMING STEAMING HOT GARBAGE SHIT??????

>>6522257
idgi

i always forget to record myself practicing

ill just post what i usually post:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iHm2IVR88x

>>6522289
u really arent gonna put ur girl cock in ur bfs poopy butthole?

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>>6522273
but you are anon
>>6522279
thank u C:
>>6522284
nothing in particular
idk
sometimes i just get like this i cant help it
i usually bottle everything up but sometimes this happens as a result

>>6522292
Clearly your bell needs to go off soon ~~

>>6522300
pls explain ;__;

>>6522293
you could probably pass okay with that

>>6522300
ring my bell elanna please

>>6522291
Only cute men.

>>6522297
>but you are anon
You shouldn't go around telling lies, young lady.

>>6522307
>cute
Okay now you're stretching it a little thin, don't you think???

>>6522297
Ah you bottle stuff up... i used to do that Tbh. It isn't very good for you. Still, stuff will work out for you, you already look adorable <3

*cuddles*

>>6522230
>>6522230

yes, you caught me. both of those posts were me.

>>6522302
Hon memes. See, what happens is you get a wife, have kids, and otherwise be a successful and virile male. When the kids leave home your bell goes off and it's time to be the woman you always were~~

>>6522306
Let me tickle your bell with my tongue

>>6522257
elanna pls

>>6522261
i wouldnt be able to tell but what do you sound like speaking english

>>6522263
sounds like you're straining yourself when you're talking and that makes it come out weird

remember to use your head resonance

>>6522267
pass but sounds a little too valley girl

if that's what you're going for then you've made it senpai

>>6522282
dunno how ufufu hasnt married you yet

>>6522312
its not a lie though
and theres no young lady here just an immature boy who thinks he's a girl

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>>6522306
>elanna will never ring your bell

>>6522313
"Rachel I'm like falling asleep I gotta go now, okay?"

>>6522313
You don't think im cute?

>>6522317
thats pretty lewd...

>>6522317
oh shit lol

>>6522302
Its a joke about 60 yr old transitioners or something

>>6522317
elanna please this is a catholic board

b-being lewd has no place here

>>6522317
lol is that seriously how they justify getting married and having children and being otherwise normal males for like forty fucking years?

i want to cut my head off

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>>6522319
If you keep talking like this I'm going to have to discipline you. Stop lying this instant.

>>6522320
fuck i lost it

>>6522333
travel to isis territory

>>6522333
sounds hard
I'd rather take a nap personally

>>6522318
Like this. Probably better when I'm actually carrying a meaning and not just recording something random on clyp, though.

https://clyp.it/3c21imhu

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>>6522320
put that image right back where you found it

>>6522319
>>6522335
dont let dexter near you smiles

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>>6522235
I've read that people that aren't trans, don't question whether they are, but I'm not sure where that leaves me.

When I was little and had no idea what the difference between boy and girl I used to pretend I was sailor moon, wearing a dress my grandma had in her youth. I think there was a time when I maybe did think I wanted to be a girl, but I suppose my parents consider themselves lucky it was 'just a phase'.

I grew up with two mothers and always seemed to socialize better with women. I'm not a ladykiller, but I find them a lot easier to hang out with, for some ineffable reason.

I don't feel out of place in my own body, and I think I'm okay with being XY, but when I see photos like pic related and my third thought after "She's cute" and "would bang" is still the phrase "body goals".

If I put her outfit on then I don't even think you could reasonably call it cross-dressing because what guy doesn't wear skinny jeans and a v-neck today?

So if I'm not trans and not a crossdressing fetishist, what's left?

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>>6522332
Yez, you just have to wait for your bell to go off!

>>6522324
I'm sorry, I have the lewd disease rn :(

>>6522331
I'm not Catholic tho :3

>>6522321
OMG
stop
I said I "might "fall asleep soon
But I'm trying on some shoes
And the jeggings I'm wearing are really tight and hard to take off
What r u gonna do call me back????? Lol
>>6522323
No
I'm saying
You can't only include yourself
But actually I don't know if I know what you look like?
You're the younger teenager with the round face, right?
>>6522333
Cut off those dubs first

>>6522319
Smiles, you aren't an immature boy... you are a very pretty, kind, thoughtful girl

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>>6522333
Me too
>>6522337
I laugh every time i see that fucking caveman dude
And this one
>>6522345
Leave it alone

>>6522332
You were married and almost had a kid, don't act like we forgot

>>6522349
but you're corrupting good girls like me!

>>6522344
oooo you're native french

cool!

i think it's just the inflection, which is probably just a general accent thing

>>6522342
im trying to stay awake for a few more hours but maybe you're right i should just try to pass out and try again tomorrow

>>6522355
don't worry about it, it'll live, it's just a scratch

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>>6522345

>>6522347
if you dont feel out of place in your body you arent trans

>>6522347
a guy that likes to put on girl clothes sometimes

>>6522347
>laura marano
Do you also like Austin and Ally??

also see a gender therapist, you could easily just be a feminine male
>>6522356
Rude
Do NOT bully

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>>6522345
Nigga, you never even caught Aqua Teen jokes when I pulled 'em out. You don't have claim to Meatwad's dad until you watch all of ATHF and can know a quote from the show instantly.

>>6522347
Being gender non-conforming. I know that's considered out of place here, but it's perfectly fine to not give a fuck about gender stereotypes while neither being a fetishist nor trans.

>>6522370
YOUR EMERGENCY BRAKE IS ON

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>>6522362

>>6522350
No idea nigga, but im not a fucking teenager fuck

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Wowzers

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What's your fetish /mtfg/?

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tfw my father now apparently smokes
so now hes an abusive, smoking alcoholic :v
really living up to the stereotypes, dad

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>tfw

you all post so fast holy fuck

>>6522382
srry smiles

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>>6522381
I have some stranger ones only one person from here knows ~

>>6522374
DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DRIVE, JACKASS

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>>6522381
being female

>>6522381
being treated affectionately
i know, degenerate

>>6522387
this is all i have

>>6522387
yep, shitposting day in and day out nonstop

>>6522389
tell us

>>6522393
AGP

>>6522394
disgusting, that's too far

>>6522377
How old are you?
You're not underage??
>>6522380
Just add them, geez
Don't be a cock tease bro
>>6522387
Yeah
It's more of a chatroom than a real discussion thread

>>6522350
... ok .... ... .. .
(i miss u)
(i have to go to Anaheim office)
(thinkin abt u)
(pls sleep)
(i miss u)

>>6522356
fuck you, it was when i was 18 and she had a miscarriage and it ruined her life, get fucked with a rake you poncey cunt

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>>6522399
Moo ~

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>>6522380
Bugs and NTR mostly.

>>6522382
Fugg ;~;
Pls be safe bb ;~;

>>6522385
Michel, is that you?

http://youtu.be/ryey8Yq7cAw

>>6522405
being a cow girl or something?

>>6522400
IM 22, i just look 12.

>>6522380
so you still haven't accepted my request huh? >>6522387
post harder faggot
>>6522393
yeeeeee
>>6522381
mommy domme/little girl

>>6522381
Tall slender Persian girls that are very sweet
>>6522403
Bye bye sweetie<3

>>6522381
leaving marks on others or having marks left on me
via biting, cutting, scratching, or writing

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do you guys like obscure animated films

i do

i really like fantastic planet

>>6522381
I wanna be treated as a pet, spanked, slapped, called names, made to suck dick...

^_^

>>6522363
>>6522364
>>6522366
>>6522373
Thanks.

>>6522366
Never seen it

>>6522380
s-sorry

carol is really nice

>>6522366
not rude, people need to get checked

>>6522357
Yeah, my accent is weird. But I'm totally secure about my voice when it comes to passing even though I don't really like it.

>>6522410
T-that's one
>>6522414
>so you still haven't accepted my request huh?
You never sent one, you just removed me ;_;
>>6522421
It's not you

>>6522411
Oh, okay
>>6522417
I want to
>>6522381
I like ropeplay too actually
>>6522419
The actress you posted is the lead character in the television show I mentioned, lol

>>6522423
amen

>>6522418
ayy that's p good

>>6522427
don't be ashamed Grace, we've all got odd fetishes

>>6522409
im sorry cfh but I hate your language im going to give up trying to learn it again

>>6522423
Thanks <3
You're very nice bb <3

>>6522407
Meant for
>>6522381

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>>6522427
lol whoops

i never unblocked you when i ragequit 4chan, i'm sorry

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>>6522381
most of anything

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>>6522430
That's what I've learned
It's nice a lot of people here like a lot of the stuff I do tho
>>6522434
I-it's okay
it's not like I liked talking to you ;_;

>>6522407
NTR is pretty good but insects...

>>6522428
well there's

>fantastic planet
>yellow submarine
>it's such a beautiful day

off the top of my head

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In September I'll finally have 'mones. Too bad I'll pretty much be an automatic hon because ^6ft and wide shoulders.
Oh well.

>>6522434
l m a o

im scared help

>>6522430
See? I'm fun!

>>6522445
dont be scared

>>6522432
no im not nice :(

>>6522445
whats wrong

>>6522443
I watched this show I like it but it was scary

>>6522444
what's ur skype

whats the point of playing rust alone if you just keep dying

i build a house and im dead when i log on again

>>6522457
charapsyka

I got slapped in the face today. It was pretty hot.

>>6522445
aren't you supposed to post:

>tfw you're a girl
:)

>>6522453
Yes you are <3

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>>6522439
I have a hunger for the taboo i think.
Insects are sort of the best. In fact they're perfect and i love them.

>>6522453
how do you do that
>>6522464
sorry

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>>6522437
yeah I get ya, I'm into non-con shit and it feels kind of weird but I'm not the only one at least

hey one of your trips is posting on r9k, very frustrated because i thought we already went over this, and im guessing one of you jerks made the thread to begin with anyway so thanks a lot for that

>>>/r9k/29783794

Old but I'd like critiques please

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KEQLmfMb75

>>6522461
uh can i add you too or am i too ugly

i can't move

>>6522463
lucky...

>>6522470
>being this autistic

>>6522473
oh hey neither

>>6522467
just breath and itll be okay

>>6522381
Being restrained with multiple people sexually playing with me at once.

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>>6522464
>tfw ur a pearl
: )

>>6522471
>can only breath through one nostril now
same here

>>6522428
oooh, gotcha. She's also the sister of one of the leads in Switched at Birth

>>6522482
that's pretty hot senpai

>>6522470
Fuck right off back to your containment board. You and your kind are fucking assholes and autistic to boot.

>>6522484
l e l

>>6522482
this is my new fetish

>>6522470
Chara posts everywhere probbly.
>>6522466
Insects are scary

>>6522479
>>6522488

not getting into this again

just know that i would really really appreciate if you girls would cool it with all the tranny stuff on r9k

i know i got a little too heated last time and i apologize for that, but also to be fair you all were pretty mean to me too. i hope we can put our differences behind us and work together to make both our boards better places.

that's all i have to say

>>6522431
Can't blame you, it's definitely not the easiest thing to learn past a certain point. Getting a conversational level is easy, but not so many native speakers actually master it.
Besides, even though it wasn't taught to me early, my actual mother tongue isn't French, but a dialect of Occitan that is mixed enough with pre-Roman structures, sounds and words to make it sound like gibberish to both Occitan and French speakers. Which explains in part why I don't fully sound French when I'm speaking French.

>>6522496
why don't u like us

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>>6522470
>>6522496

>>6522496
i wasn't mean to you :(

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>>6522495
Another poster once summarized my attraction much better than i ever could

>>6522472
sure

>>6522495

Not everywhere.

>>6522486
Oh really?!
That's cool
Glad to know she's moving beyond Disney kids stuff
>>6522496
>>6522470
Are you a small dicked beta bitch or just whiney

>>6522485
I broke it ice skating and I never got it fixed because my parent's got me really scared of the surgery to fix it.

What happened to you?

>tfw dad tries to trigger your panic attacks on purpose
>tfw he follows you whenever you leave your room at night

>>6522504
T-that kinda turned me on

FUCK

>>6522515
god what the fuck :/
thats messed up
stay safe

>>6522514
car accident. also your voice is fine which is probably why no one gave you any tips

>>6522496
what is your fetish?? we are talking about our fetishes

>>6522498
one of you said some really mean things to me last time around and another one of you said you wanted to make me into a pet

see like this >>6522513 is just mean and hurts my feelings pretty bad

and also because you make way too many threads on r9k and everyone's gone crazy for bp over there, it's not the board it used to be

only good feelings tonight

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>>6522525
I want to take this qt sensitive robot home and make him wear a skirt

>>6522525
Can I keep you and inject you with hormones?

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>>6522504

>>6522520
Ouch, how bad was it?

And thanks Idk I guess I'm just really self conscience about it.

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>>6522525
Sorry about that :(((((
Have my butte.as compensation

i really really want a pet robot to cuddle with at night and feminize

>>6522487
>>6522493
It's one heck of a blast!

>>6522515
Bedpan, you need a bedpan.

>>6522536
This is torture

Tfw Oddish gave you an insect fetish

Why ;~~:

>>6522547
what

why?

>>6522515
He's probably going to rape you honestly.

>>6522531
>>6522533
yeah and this just makes me feel funny and not so much in a good way

please just stop making so many threads on r9k, im gonna go back there now because that's where i belong, just like you girls belong here on this board, you can post on r9k too obviously i cant stop you but just please just try to understand the culture of the board

>>6522525
So are you whiney or tiny dicked, which is it bitch boy

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>tfw no bf to beat you and call you a slut

>>6522531
Just reprogram it to wear a skirt all the time. For a robot it's just a software change. ;)

>>6522541
stop taking shitty pictures god dammit

>>6522544
But... they smell, they're not very smart and they can't take care of their own basic needs. Why don't you take a pet that's slightly smarter and more interactive? I don't know, guinea pig?

>>6522319
>no young lady here just an immature boy
If that's the case, maybe you could top kayla's new boyfriend. He's in desperate need for an ass pounding

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>>6522555
>yeah and this just makes me feel funny and not so much in a good way
Are you feeling dysphoria?

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>>6522555
>this just makes me feel funny
Oo, it's more fun when you're all bashful.

>>6522555
Hi
https://clyp.it/vd1y12z0

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>TFW pretty much ace b/c no vagoo, butts are dirty, penis only works if I'm penetrated... Not of my own volition.
Oh yeah.
And I'm on drugs that won't let me sleep for more than 5 hours and I'm bedridded with withdrawals if I taper off & stop.
Yaylife.

Whyyyy do I have so many fetishes ;~;

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>>6522558
>tfw no Noun

>>6522550
Yw

>>6522580
Who is noun?

http://psychologytoday.tests.psychtests.com/take_test.php?idRegTest=3885
http://psychologytoday.tests.psychtests.com/take_test.php?idRegTest=3885
http://psychologytoday.tests.psychtests.com/take_test.php?idRegTest=3885
http://psychologytoday.tests.psychtests.com/take_test.php?idRegTest=3885
DO IT
IT'S FOR RESEARCH

>>6522579
because oddish corrupted you

>>6522579
you are young and horny who knows maybe once you get on e and get a bit older your tastes might change.

>>6522586
I only got more fetishes on E desu

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>>6522582
Someone

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>>6522584
wew

>>6522590
your crush I take it

>>6522587
how many fetishes do you have?

>>>/r9k/29784314
>>>/r9k/29784314
>>>/r9k/29784314

>>6522581
That explanation of it ;~~;
IM CORRUPTED NOW ;-;

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>>6522591
>>6522584
tfw can't get a full screenshot because I fell for the 1366x768 meme

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>TFW existing hasn't morphed into living, despite best efforts.

>>6522598
lmfao. jesus christ ladies. wtf.

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>>6522594
Ye-yeah just a crush

>>6522600
Would you like some more relevant reading material? My personal favorite is winter of alien by midori no rupe

>>6522609
oohhhh
your onitis

>>6522603
>tfw I expected this to be a gif
>am disappoint

>>6522610
Y-yes senpaii >__<

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>>6522584
i dunno

>>6522613
Next time anon, next time.
If somebody figures out making webm's in the android environment, I'd do all webms all the time.

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>>6522584
It would seem that I'm fine.

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>>6522584
wew

>>6522615
You can probably google all of these:
Winter of alien by midori no rupe
Brain Eater 2 by yoshitora
Layers of White (one and two are both good) by Shiro Kasane
Mushi Yuugi Saishuuwa by Chiba Tetsutarou

>>6522626
I know that it's possible, I've definitely seen it done
Might need a paid app though

>>6522627
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6522630
I've scoured & scoured....
Nothing I could find that's working.
I run primarily off mobile, so PC things aren't convenient. Esp if I had to upload every little video.

I know our phones today are powerful enough...

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>>6522584
wew lad

>>6522584
53 on major depression, 41 on generic anxiety, 35 on PTSD, the rest is below 15 or 0. My mood has been slightly higher than what I consider normal for the past six months, with only three nasty episodes, though. I guess the neet lifestyle does me good even though I'm technically not neet...

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>>6522611
I need a therapist so I can stop thinking of him desu senpai or something

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>>6522584

>>6522644
madopls

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>>6522584
That's a bingo

>>6522633
Yeah, my appearance is my only issue. Anything that's listed on there ties back to the way that I look.
>tfw you'll always be an ugly guy

So I took that psych test
Generalized Anxiety Disorder - 33 and everything else low
Yay
>>6522629
So corrupting~~

>>6522645
NORMIES

>>6522644
aww ;_;

>>6522657
If i hadn't of shown you, it would have caught you another way sometime

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>>6522660
Sorry for being sane??

>>6522666
Maybe, maybe not~~

>>6522667
YOU FUCKING SHOULD BE
NOW GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How to talk to my parents about being trans or at least needing a therapist? I have really bad anxiety over things like this

>>6522660
Hey, I score pretty low compared to other posters who have every possible disorder scored near the top of the scale. Except I'm not just certifiable, I'm certified and I spent pretty close to a continuous year in a psychiatric clinic.
I'd take those results with a pinch of salt... A profile like Faye's or Abby's seems more like the real deal and less like hypochondria...

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>>6522648
Waattt its tru
>>6522662
Mew

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Reminder that cis women are scum

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>>6522674
Easiest way to get a therapist would be just tell them you have depression and don't want to get into why

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>>6522671
Okay I'll leave goodbye

>>6522687
Show, don't tell.

>>6522678
I know I'm just shitposting bb
I posted it somewhere else and everyone got 90+ for bipolar so I was wondering if the test just gave everyone bipolar or what
turns out it doesn't

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>>6522690
These things are hard to show and may not be immediately visible to the untrained eye
Depression is common enough anon shouldn't have to prove she has it

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>>6522687
Problem is I don't think I could walk up to them and blatantly state I feel depressed

>>6522690
I've shown but they tend to ask me and I pass it off as being tired

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>>6522674
Just tell them straight up you want one. You feel like it would really help cause you have a lot of things on your mind and you really don't know how to discuss them with anyone. If your parents try pushing it tell them you can't talk to them about it cause how personal it is. If they're not total pieces of shit hopefully they'll respect you.

>>6522584
Major Depressive Disorder 67
Manic Episodes 4
Bipolar Disorder 0
Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder 79
Generalized Anxiety Disorder 84
Panic Disorder 58
Panic Attacks 53

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>>6522699
If they're not noticing it's time to open up

Bye, i have to go

I wanna cuddle with you all desu ;~;

>>6522699
You could try slitting your wrists with a safety razor. They'd think you were depressed and autistic.

>>6522710
Kek

>>6522710
nah don't do that. you probably won't actually die from that if it that's what you are trying and if you're going to have scars better to have them somewhere easier to hide

>>6522716
I think that's the joke, friend

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>>6522704
I wanna but anxiety really stops me from telling them, I just freeze up

>>6522708
It's hard ;_;

>>6522710
reminds me of a story when they found my cut marks and I passed it off as the cat did it

>>6522716
>>6522718
I was a reference to that Empire Records movie

>>6522718
>>6522722
ehh whatever I already thought I was probably retarded this just confirms it

>>6522719
>tfw permanent scars on my arms and thighs from cutting myself

can I get paid to cuddle people

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>>6522719
Anxiety is a bitch but that's just an excuse. You just gotta do it, only way to get rid of it is to work through it. How will you get anywhere if you're to afraid of anxiety.

>>6522696
>turns out it doesn't

A Y Y L M A O
Y
Y
L
M
A
O

sry

wheres a good place to cut yourself so people won't see it?
>>6522737
quid <3

>>6522733
I think they have cafes for that in Japan.

>>6522736
I just need to know how to push through it, I've tried before but I've just frozen up and my tongue gets twisted and I can't speak

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>tfw no mommy gf to make sure you take your hormones
>tfw no one willing to put up with you blushing and getting quiet whenever sex comes up

>>6522745
how do I convert my gf into a mommy gf

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>>6522741
nowhere

>>6522741
There isn't one and its stupid to think there is. That being said its the thighs.
>>6522743
I get that. That could be a great thing to talk to your parents about too. Another reason to get a therapist>>6522743

>>6522748
mommy gfs are born not made

>>6522745
I tried to charm rachel into becoming my mommy gf, even introduced her to the concept of mdlg but alas mercury the cis scum stole her away from me

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>>6522745
>>6522748

>>6522755
i just want someone to love me mado

>>6522745
>>6522748
>>6522753
Maybe you could find an older hon gf that wants to be your mommy. You might have to put up with breast feeding from a hairy chest tho.

>>6522741
hi anon <3 but don't cut yourself though... it's all bleedy and inconvenient...

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>>6522752
yeah, it's annoying though I used to be able to talk to people about my problems very easily as a kid but now I can't at all

>>6522763
quid will you be my mommy

>>6522762
gross

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>>6522769
oh gosh yes! *hugs* <3 good daughter

I wish life was easier

>>6522776
quid can you tuck me in and read me the scum manifesto

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>>6522761
I just want Noun to love me so I know the feel senpai. You'll find them I'm sure! I'm still coming down from all the acid I took and that certainly feels like love.
>>6522765
I know your pain senpaitachi. I had and have a problem talking about my feels to my patents no matter the situation. Mine are crazy though so idk yours. Try your best and even write some things down if you have to so you won't forgot what you wanna say and how you wanna say it. Talking is hard but its apart of life and they are your parents. If their is anyone who will listen to you it'll be them all

so is Faye a Fake?

>>6522779
=[

how do you stop being scared and sad all the time without drugs or cutting

the therapy and antidepressant meme doesn't work

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>>6522786

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>>6522784
thanks for the advice <3
I've also considered getting drunk and just doing it but I dunno if that's a good idea

>>6522781
ok <3 *tucks you in securely and soundly*

>The sick, irrational men, those who attempt to defend themselves against their disgustingness, when they see SCUM barrelling down on them, will cling in terror to Big Mama with her Big Bouncy Boobies, but Boobies won't protect them against SCUM; Big Mama will be clinging to Big Daddy, who will be in the corner shitting in his forceful, dynamic pants. Men who are rational, however, won't kick or struggle or raise a distressing fuss, but will just sit back, relax, enjoy the show and ride the waves to their demise.

>>6522784
can you describe what an acid trip is like for you

i realize each time is different but the lows and highs

also how what would you say to someone doing it for the first time by themselves

>>6522793
quid would you let me kiss you or would that be weird

>>6522799
u-uh u could kiss my cheek goodnight!

>>6522787
Gotta find your muse then senpai. Either it friends or my favorite time passing coloring and drawing. Also drugs. Drugs help A looooot.
>>6522790
You're welcome<3 its not the worst idea in the world does help to talk but idk how you are drunk.. Could just drink to take the edge off that isn't a bad idea

>>6522789
I've been afk for a while..

>>6522787
brother is that you? ._.

>>6522793
what is the scum manefesto?

>>6522800
oh uh i used to kiss my mom on the mouth

itd be more relaxing if it was the mouth h-haha

>>6522804
SCUM Manifesto is a radical feminist manifesto by Valerie Solanas, published in 1967.[1][2] It argues that men have ruined the world, and that it is up to women to fix it. To achieve this goal, it suggests the formation of SCUM, an organization dedicated to overthrowing society and eliminating the male sex. The Manifesto is widely regarded as satirical (NO, WRONG, CONSPIRACY, LIES, SCUM IS REAL, PLS HELP ME FOUND SCUM), but based on legitimate philosophical and social concerns.

>>6522809
but we were born men quid

>>6522809
Social concerns? oh right, morality..

>>6522810
maybe you were

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>>6522804
Howcome?

>>6522807
o-oh... hmm.....

>>6522810
no

that's what the "r u trans" womb test is for

>>6522812
yass like the morality of allowing men to live when they are pure evil (it's immoral they should be killed)

>>6522803
yeah I think I'll try that, better than stumbling on my words and looking like a fool eh

>>6522794
Thats no easy senpaitachi but I'll try laying it out in the simplest manner. The highs are great, you got your come up which I've had it be any number of things depending on what you're doing and how much or how pure the LSD is. Usually you'll just feel giddy to maybe straight up uncontrollable laughter. The bad is when my mind can trick its self into believeing anything I think of which can start to go South really fast as you could imagine. Just gotta tell yourself nahh its just the acid everything's aok and gr88. Alone your first time I don't think is a very good idea cause some people just straight lose motor control or the ability to think straight. But just have some good music and fun things to watch and do and you'll have a really good time.

>>6522815
life and such..

>>6522817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs4haxYBScI

>>6522819
i was thinking of putting looney tunes on

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>>6522818
Well things couldn't get any worse. Hope things go well for you though anon

how many mg klonopin should i take

>>6522824
thanks Mado
I will do my best

>>6522822
Kek that sounds like it would be pretty good. Might freak your mind though so be careful.

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>>6522821
ah true

>>6522803
what drugs

how do you get them

>tfw you tried heroin today
i think i just ruined my life

>>6522830
just don't do it again and youll be fine

>>6522827
what do you mean freak my mind out

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>>6522825

>>6522829
=]

>>6522830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3efQXbeIXI

>>6522831
after the high wore off its all ive been able to think about

the worst thing is that i still have some in my house

>>6522830
just play some wow instead of doing it again

>>6522837
flush it

you can do this anon