/mtfg/ - male to qt trap general

first for faye is my mommy

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>>6520489

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>>6520425
I've never seen someone's career plummet so hard.

What happened?

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>>6520489
Privet

>>6520489
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1467848798476.webm

>>6520501
old and ugly

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Do i have a chance of passing?

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>>6520499
You're boring
Stop being boring.

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>>6520489
Hopefully with the advent of brexit and Tories in full control.

We can see a scaleback of lgbt rights and decrease in NHS funding or even better total scrapping of trans healthcare in the UK.

And no pesky human rights to deal with either.

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Hi mtfg how are u
>>6520499
Ew

>>6520503
i wish i could do that :(

>>6520509


>>>/pol/

>>6520510
hi maddie

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Nth for vicarious tranny preppers

>>6520510
So how does it feel to have Edie betray you?

>>6520503
That's pretty impressive really.
>>6520510
Great.

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>>6520502
>>6520493
Acid is the best. It feels so amazing just so joyful I love it. Trippy as shit

>>6520510
Maddie

i want to be cute like you

teach me please

HOLY SHIT I CANT WAIT TO RIDE MY BIKE AND USE POKEMON GO

>>6520515
I had one of those when I lived in Jamaica. it was real fun to swing it around and pretend to be a pirate

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>>6520515
What?
>>6520518
I'm too much of a pussy to try to get anything like that.

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>>6520513
>>>/hugbox/

>>6520503
TFW I could only ever lick the tip when it was at full teenage mast

>>6520503
I used to do that as a teen

I WANT TO HUG SHEEN

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>tfw straight guy(don't wanna touch another dude's dick)
>tfw I've been in mtfg for the past 2 weeks telling transgirls who look cute that I want to fuck them
>tfw they think I'm a fellow trans giving hug box
>tfw no getting my dick wet
Fml

>>6520495
idk oddish,
anytime rlly

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am i a bitch, mtfg?

>>6520531
HUGBOX ME

>>6520536
>Nice guy: The post

>>6520536
let me in that ass and i'll give you a reach around

>>6520538
if you have to ask
you'll never know

is laser permanent?
is laser less expensive compared to electrolysis?

>>6520510
Do you come bearing good tidings?
>>6520529
I did that as a kid with my dad's he got in Thailand.
>expert with a sword here
>>6520530
I'm buying prepper shit and didn't realize I've slowly been doing it until it was just pointed out.

>>6520514
Hi bb
>>6520516
Lol wat
>>6520517
Cool!!
>>6520525
I'm not cute tho ._.;; I'm sry

>>6520536
Eugenie?

>>6520539
You'll get hateboxed and suffer

>>6520538
You're definitely something.

>>6520538
yes

>>6520538
Yes

>>6520538
Is being one a bad thing anyway?

>>6520538
Lol why do you do this? Do you love being treated like trash?

>>6520547
Yes
Yes

>>6520538
yeah
HEAD BITCH IN CHARGE am i RIGHT

>>6520538
I can see your dick

someone tell me its all ok and they love me please

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>>6520530
Pfffft you're a fucking cute come do drugs with me. Your cute the world's yours who gives a fuck stop being scared and come snort things with me

>>6520547
no
yes

>>6520538
I Dont think you're inherently mean.
Maybe slightly sociopathic & vehemently un-aware of other personality faults

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>>6520547
Laser was cheap for me, it's mostly permanent from what i was told.

>>6520548
Just buy a gun or something.

>>6520549
Neat ! !

>>6520561
fuck'n dollface mafia

>>6520538
From all I hear, yeah. I don't know you personally though.

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:3

>>6520549
She post your pictures on other forums and makes fun of you

>>6520562
>>6520562
what??

I'm drunk but i can still sing.first day of my life perfectly FUCK WITH ME
>>6520537
Now pls

>>6520569
Guns Dont filter water.
and I already have 2 different ar's and like 10k rounds for each

>>6520567
>>6520543

>>6520536
you havent told me that i'm cute yet..

penis

>>6520538
Is water wet?

>>6520576
??

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>>6520581
That's because you aren't. Horseface

>>6520577
too far tho
i have work in the morning :/

>>6520583
penis

Get some cherries at your local produce store, they're in season!

>>6520520
I actually like this one
needs rich evens next to keanu tho

>>6520565
I just don't want to be raped by drug dealers mostly.

>>6520573
bad

>>6520579
Water filters filter water.

>>6520583
Vagina

>>6520574
I mean edie could read the heck out of me if she wanted to but I don't think she would do that

Anyway have a nice night bbys

>>6520548
Honestly, all I know about bladed tools is how to use them as intended. Farm work as a kid, forestry later. And there are quite a few I'm quite good at using, even though I'll never be as fast and brutal as my mother with a scythe. Never saw them as weapons, really.

Chelsea made out with a grossie at ax so I guess everything is going wrong for me.
Literally losing everything that matters
My ability to move around my house at will
A lot of my online friend connections
And now chelsea
i fucking hate my life
honestly
probably gonna try and overdose tonight
I have the pills I need to do so
>>6520547
Laser lasts like 8 weeks or something iunno.
Its not permanent I know that.
Electrolysis lasts a lot longer but is more expensive.

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>>6520588
penis

>>6520592
buttsex

>>6520538

are you that skinny caked face webcam whore dollface who's been around these boards for years strolling for attention? like i remember seeing you years ago, you barely passed body wise, looked like a twink, good for you passing now.

though its very weird that you sit here all day posting pictures of yourself like dis

>>6520580
YES!
among others.
I buy em as a hobby rather than prepping.
If i were prepping, I wouldn't eat them. Lol

>>6520593
>read me
Stop sounding like a retarded drag queen

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>>6520591
Sounds like some pretty shitty drug dealers desu desu desu senpai

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>>6520596
horrible

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>>6520573
Slut.

>Top half of face is actually somewhat feminine
>Jaw is fuckhuge and kills it all
Anyone know this feel?

>>6520598
penis

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>>6520598
Buttsmex or the guy from kingdom hearts mansex

>>6520604
I told Red that if I ever starting talking about doing hard drugs, that she should find someone to slap the stupid out of me.

But... I want to try Ecstasy.

>>6520587
When are you gonna visit me
i should visit you
I could visit for a weekend honestly

>>6520608
I needed that on my phone thank you

>>6520610

post picture. you could always get ffs where they smash your face and put it back together

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How does this make you feel, /mtfg/?

>>6520591
Just buy from alphabay, or any of the other hundred DNMs

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>>6520579
you're getting ready
you're storing the nuts away for winter
your primal senses can feel what is coming
but you wont be alone
nearly everyone here will group up into a tranny militia when it happens
then lone wolf /pol/acks wont stand a chance.

>>6520577
>>6520556

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>>6520618
wet

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>>6520611
penis

>>6520612
intercourse

>>6520618
jealous

>Thread starts going to shit
>Edie shows asking if we hate her
You're so obvious, girl.

>>6520538
>those child bearing hips
I hope you will be a nice mother

>>6520617
FFS costs money

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>>6520546
>>6520561

tru...

>>6520553
>>6520552
>>6520554
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>>6520584

dang
is being a bitch a bad thing do you think?

>tfw traded buying first hormones for buying drugs and alchohol

I regret nothing

>>6520614
Pffft mdma isn't a hard drug senpai. Its just a party drug

>>6520591
Bad? ;~;
>>6520589
I haven't eaten cherries before
>>6520609
:$

>>6520620
>you can grow food
Is this news to people now

if i mix ativan and alcohol and vyvanse in large doses, will it kill me?

>>6520594
:/
I never really had that pleasure.
I'm still super envious of your forester background.

The only real tool I've ever used for clearing is a small chainsaw.

However, when camping for weeks at a time, I'd take 4 hours to fill 3 pickup trucks with underbrush/fallen logs cut to campfire size.

I used to be a beast with a saw. Lol.

We had a wood burning stove as our source of heat back home &, my father would always have me stop & hack up tree trimmings or look for tree removal people about to take trunks away.

That, and, I'm no stranger to an axe.
It blew me away the first time o saw one of my friends try and they didn't even slide their hands together on the swing....

>>6520610
sorta, but for me it's less my jaw and more my chin.
on the bright side, at least my chin is probably fixable with surgery, unlike my broad hon shoulders.

>>6520624
penis

>>6520528
There was a Reddit post today about someone breaking their phone doing this

>>6520615
idk i was thinking about driving over there for a weekend like, now-ish but i dont think that's gonna happen
me and my not-gf plan on visiting austin sometime soon and all

but you should totes come for a weekend. that would be delightful and fun.

>>6520630
ps u a ho
i'm a ho
ilu

>>6520632
Well, see, I don't know that.
I'm assuming that anything beyond weed is going to be hard.

But yeah.... I want to try Molly and Acid. And I want to get crossfaded with weed and alcohol. And at some point, I thought about snorting cocaine. But I decided I'm going to stay away from that.
And I really want to buy more weed since I ran out. But I'm a noob and don't know how to buy shit or check for quality.

im scad

>>6520586
>image.jpg
oh i wonder

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>>6520645
me 2 bb
let's hug

>>6520623
how does a tranny get wet?

>>6520629

save up

>>6520595
If you're talking about after the sessions how long the hair stays gone its a lot more than 8 weeks.

>>6520604
Never met one.

>>6520610
Don't know this feel.

>>6520619
I know, i just use it as an excuse.

>>6520635
Yes, bad.

>>6520620
HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS CURRENTLY DOING!?
>TFW my pistachio supplier is sending me a triple order for free and I'm not going to correct their mistake.
>15 lbs of pistachios b/c I can

>>6520644
Do you smonk wed evry day

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>>6520636
its just showing people how to
some people never grew up on a farm

>>6520650
by refusing to change their soiled diaper?

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>>6520640
penis

>>6520655
Yeah... kinda... it's been a couple days but when I had my own supply, I got high a couple times a day...

>>6520659
I'm drinking a dr peppers, just for you.

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>>6520489
>tfw the only one here with a bronze star
>coward

welp

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>>6520659

>>6520643
I'll figure it out when I'm sober
Would that be awkward? Because your not gf might be offended by my existence and like idk
I'm pretty cringe dude
>>6520621
I can't do anything but apologize

>>6520545
will you at least tell me that you love me in a girl voice? :(

>>6520646
Faye

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Hello men!
And
Hi doll face mafia how r u ladies doing 2day

>>6520668
>anyone with an iPhone or anyone who bothers to relabel their images to that

>>6520667
https://clyp.it/1w550jc3

>>6520661
I don't know much about drugs tbqh. My brother used to smoke weed a lot though.
>>6520664
Faye ur a hero??
>>6520657
What is this even

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>>6520528
>POKEMON
I already got 30 Pokemon
Fuck this game

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>>6520654
15lbs of pistachios is pretty cool
I was just using nuts as a metaphor btw

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>>6520624
Fucking
>>6520644
Depdns on where you are and stuff but the internet is a powerful tool. You can find just about anything. Weed is so easy to check if that's what you meant but other drugs you just need a good middle man.
>>6520652
You're talking to me though

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>>6520646

>>6520672
>Image.jpg
It's always the mafia, always

>>6520672
>calling the thread men
Oh the irony

>>6520676
>What is this even
"stewing and brewing"

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>>6520684

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>>6520659
Penis penis. Penis penis penis penis; penis, penis penis, penis penis penis.
Penis penis penis, penis penis?

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>>6520679

>>6520659
penis

>>6520672
the corn row still hurts
it makes my face look even more masculine
stuck on 1500 calories a day
nipple pain
someone laughed at me for having a male voice despite me explaining that i just started
my entire life is suffering

>>6520666
Sorry, honestly just happy to have moved out and setting up in Portland, no time for that. Glad you can realize the humility to muster an apology. Going to whole foods

>>6520686
Ewwwww
>>6520672
Wait, who is the dollface mafia?

>>6520676
I get like free liscence plates and entrance to national parks for life

Woo! It's the life desu.

>pls don't use the word hero, for most soldiers that's reserved for those that died

>>6520694
Awfully bitchy for a hon.
I guess ugliness doesn't always equal being nice.

>>6520638
Honestly, my training wasn't that focused on practical forestry, it was pretty much all over the place. In France, engineers are expected to be jacks of all trades, so I also know enough of IT, accounting, gun maintenance and operation, quantitative analysis and statistics, social psychology or Law in addition to the obvious subjects one would expect from someone with a MSc in forest management elsewhere...

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Tfw no bf to bum fuck your boy bussy

>>6520650
Um... they start leaking fuck tons of pre-cum?

>>6520667
If you give me money, I'll record my girl voice saying that I love you.

>>6520681
I've been using the internet to gather info on how to get a cannabis card. I just need like 100 dollars now so I can get the card and buy some at a dispensary. My last batch of weed came from a dispensary and it was super intense stuff. I got my GF to a point where she said it was the highest she'd ever been... and then she proceeded to fuck my brains out... so... yeah. And it only took her like 3 hits.

I think I told everyone about the time I took like 6 or 7 hits.

>>6520695
anyone that hasn't already filtered edie

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>>6520678
WELL I TOOK IT LITERALLY.
DAMNIT.
>>6520664
>TFW urges of Air force brat activating
>TFW I'll be a nice housewife for a handsome commander some day

>>6520666
well she's out of town for at least another week, maybe longer
and she wouldn't mind anyways, if she's here when you visit she'll probably hang out with us

>>6520672
i have all this blood on my hands...

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>>6520703
but then how do you clean the pre-cum?

>>6520672
cyka

>>6520679
?

>>6520681

You're a friend.

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>>6520684
:^)

Surely, this thread will be full of quality posts

inb4 don't call me shurely

today was okay i guess, but like kinda friend, kinda fat and old coworker basically implied that maybe he might give me the blessed opportunity of sucking his golden cock from the heavens....if i got srs

>uhhh ok thanks mister

so like everyones nice until edie gets here or is it all literally just her lol

>>6520650
I dunno but when I get horny clear slime slowly pours out of my gt and its not precum

>>6520695
Every old fag that gets together to make the thread miserable and put down the target of the week.

>>6520707
Um... either a towel, my undies, or one of my gf's mouths...

>>6520695
A group of evil killers and the only women to frequent mtfg desu

>>6520693
Awww rip you
):
You just started so I'd try to ignore it, idk

>>6520704
>I Dont filter anyone, so I have ammo for rapport

>>6520696
Woah, that's awesome :o
>>6520704
So I'm dollface mafia? Yay :3 i like edie

>>6520650
uhhh, idk maybe im weird, but when im really horny i kinda make wetness back there ya know

its like ky jelly sorta and smells kinda like pussy

idk, i have to be REALLY horny though

>>6520672

l m a o
ur gonna get us in trouble

>>6520718
You're painfully new.

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>>6520665
Penis! :3

>>6520662
Penis!

>>6520681
Penis penis

>>6520690
Penis penis penis? Penis penis penis sinep penis penis. Penis :(

>>6520703
>If you give me money,
I respect you more than that. I don't want to sully a whatever budding relationship we might have with the evilness of money.

At any rate, the point I was trying to make was if they were going to rape my ass, the very least they could do was tell me that they loved me fem style.

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day 1 hrt

>>6520711
They talk behind everyone's back then get bored of it and just come to make everything miserable while bragging, it's like a tsunami, you can feel the energy shift when they get here.

>>6520706
Ur a killer Harry
>>6520708
What is that
>>6520711
Lmao fuck off

>>6520728
benis :ddddd

>>6520734
congrats, and good luck!

Edie's a coward that won't fight BeepBeep pass it on.

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>>6520710
What a dream.

>>6520711

Take a wild guess.

>>6520718

Pls no.

>>6520728

Cock.

>>6520734

Good luck!

>>6520739

You should learn other languages.

>>6520724
Tru
But
...Tru
Idec anymore idk

>Made a thread asking how to suicide on /b/
>it 404s
wow this site really has changed

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>>6520728

How do I explain to people why my arms and legs are shaved

>>6520610
yes to the latter
>tfw jaw and chin kill your lower face, while the upper is killed by yr brow

>>6520705
Good luck finding any kind of senior officer on 4chan. :^)

>>6520739
https://youtu.be/3biXm77tVD8

>>6520753
Why do you have to?

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>>6520703
Kek glad you had your fun. Acid is on a whole other level if you ever get your hands on it you're gonna love it. In Oregon though, it has so much dank weed
>>6520708
Oh yayayas <3
>>6520728
Pemis pemis

>>6520675
the almost makes me want to get bend over.,, almost.

>>6520756
......
:(
Maybe I should just go back home and be a waitress at a restaurant on the outskirts of Nellis.
Or be a civi worker in the base shops.

So tomorrow I leave Egypt and will be back on Saturday
Then I'm ordering mones :3
>>6520726
M-meanie ;~;

>>6520724
I'm bored of overwatch! Let's go shit on everyone!

>>6520701
Do you have any degrees?

>>6520707
you just wash it like normal

>tfw you hope it's actually washing out

>>6520728
somehow i know exactly what you're saying

>>6520766
Listen you don't want to get in with that crowd, they're trash, just be you and remain cute, and well away from that drama.

>>6520766
Their right. You're paiiiiinnnfullllllyyyyyyy new

>>6520769
hehe yaas queen being a total cunt is like soo girlie

am i a bitch, mtfg?

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>>6520761
Vagina vagina

>>6520746
Vagina

>>6520751
Pussy

One of these days Im gonna buy one of those Gundams

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>>6520783

>>6520783
girl tinkler

>>6520744
beepbeep has a monster left hook, no way edie could hold her own against her in the ring

>>6520716
Hopefully one day I'll be slim, feminine and beautiful like you. Until then it's basement dwelling for me.

>>6520783
>elanna is the only girl on here I'd platonically kiss in a bar, just to be her wing woman & make her more appealing to boys

>>6520789
:/
that doesn't look like a pussy

>>6520780
Slllaaaayyyyyyy bitchesssssss look at all these fuckkkingggg grossss mennnn, oh mmyyyy godddd, they need to get that dickkkk hunnyyyy

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>>6520777
penis?

>>6520789
wasn't there a video of a couple students doing this to prank their professor?

>>6520765
Hey, that was a joke, I mean, I can't possibly be the only one.

>>6520771
Engineer degree from a Grande Ecole, yeah. Internationally recognized as a MSc, more highly regarded here compared to university degrees.

>>6520739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKNhPpUR0Pg

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>>6520783
Vagmia vagmia

>>6520791
And a monster center snake.

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>>6520730
I need money more than I need you, Anon...
And I already have 2 gfs.

>>6520778
Which crowd
>>6520779
No bully, plus I've posted here for like a year or something.... that isn't completely new ;~;
>>6520781
<3

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Just reminder you're never gone have this

>>6520750
nitrogen is the way promoted by exit int.

>>6520799
>>6520780
>Edie.mpeg
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxx6SVwbfSI

>>6520808
oh well, I guess we'll always have /mtfg/

>>6520812
reminder that most cis girls don't have this

>>6520809
Its all in love, you weirddooo. I gotta go get my swim suit though

>>6520812
>they all look terrible

>>6520812
Jokes on you, I already do

>>6520746
....でも日本語が話します.....越冬あまり練習じゃない.....):
>>6520792
Ok gl
>>6520803
Lol

>>6520802
OK,

Pls, you need to stop.
Nobody on 4chan is supposed to be this intellectually attractive.... Which is why it's always been my safe space for goofing off & erp-ing.
You're really awesome.

>>6520808
Could you record yourself saying "smonk weed evry day m9"
>>6520820
Im confuzzle @__@

pretty entertaining threads tonight

>>6520814
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

>>6520761
We have to stick together.

>>6520783

I want a vagina.

>>6520812
Why would i want this.

>>6520823
Needs a bit more work.

>tfw talking to a guy with guns and a southern accent
>tfw want to suck his dick
>tfw have bf
>they're both hot
what do

>get new sunscreen and put a bit on for a "test drive"
>nice texture, clear, and smells rather nice
>obviously feminine smell
>full on repressing and not sure I can go into work tomorrow wearing that sunscreen
What do /mtfg/?

>>6520818
Yup. Had a look at that mybodygallery site earlier and, well, I'm so not trading my body for that of most of the women I saw there with my parameters...

>>6520823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd7c5tQCs1I

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>>6520800
>filename
Accurate

>>6520794
./////.

>>6520789
Pussss

>>6520804
Anoos anoos

>>6520833
Fuxk a CIs girl

>>6520834
Wear it!

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>>6520825
That I am.

>>6520840
i want to be dommed by dick though

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>>6520814
>get a job
>advice from edie

>>6520833

tell your boyfriend you're going to do it and leave him, or decide your boyfriend is worth more to you then a one time dick sucking.

>>6520844
<3

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>>6520838
girl-tinkler

>>6520833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwBirf4BWew

>>6520852
Or, cuck?

>>6520832
>be fluent in Japanese
>some random fag in a tranny thread wants to comment on my skill based upon someshit I typed with my thumbs
Lol ok

>>6520836
Text me that one so I can watch it when I get home

>>6520861
Can you tell me the secrets of the moonpeople?

>>6520858
Cucking makes you feel bad, but if you do, make sure to tell your boyfriend what you're doing. Lying is worse, he deserves the truth.

>>6520834
Do it. I never used "masculine" perfumes or hygiene products. They're just crude unless you go for the luxury stuff. Seriously, who can reek of dihydromyrcenol or isobutylquionlin and not be disgusted at themselves?

I wanna cuddle you all irl ;~~;

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>>6520812
just a reminder that once the osteoporosis sets in, being that spindly will bite them in their asses

>>6520865
Therrre it iss.

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>>6520854
Boy cock

>>6520834
Wear it, no one will care.

>>6520861

>Getting upset about it
Ubey sebya vnimaniye shlyukhu.

>>6520861
You're not fluent in japanese
Nice try though

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>>6520869

>>6520700
Oh yes, sorry oddish, I'm being a bitch for telling some fuck who mooched off me no thanks for being friends after they ignored and insulted me for 5 months

>>6520876
boy cock...
:3

I wanna eat boy cock for breakfast, lunch and dinner
all that meat should give me enough protein to get by

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post characters that are literally you

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>>6520882

>>6520861
kk will do

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>>6520882

maddie has the voice of a gay man version of fran drescher

>>6520880
Fuck you Kari you ugly whore.
I never liked you anyway. You're a piece of dog shit.

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>>6520882

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>>6520882

>>6520891
that isn't a character, that's a cat with a dildo

>>6520878
lmao

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>>6520870
Nice angles pham

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>>6520876
Gibe the boy cock plz
>>6520882
Pic is me!!!

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>>6520882

>>6520898
>not equine or cockatoo shit, specifically.

>>6520891
>"Best guess for this image: mouth"

>>6520882
who is this cute girl?

Tfw best looking trans girl in the thread

>>6520903
He's "a character"
>I know any animu people other than goku and ash ketchup
>>6520912
I Dont follow .

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>>6520914

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>>6520882

>>6520917
lol this clown again oh my god..

>>6520917
Anon is pretty sexc

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>>6520882

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>>6520881
>tfw no boy cock and all I have is this stupid dilator

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>>6520882

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>>6520909
same

>>6520933
Would you like me to buy you a toy on prime day?

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>>6520882
>tfw no patti gf

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>>6520933
>tfw no dilator, all I have is this stupid set of fingers

>>6520934
you too?

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>>6520882

>>6520924
???

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>>6520882

>>6520933
>>6520879

>>6520933
y-you can borrow mine if you want

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>>6520882

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>>6520882
Children, settle down.

>>6520946
I'm trying to be helpful.

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>>6520952
Awoooooo~

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>>6520943
I'd say I'm a mix between her and alex from oitnb

>>6520928
Ewww I'm not drag face
https://unsee.
cc/siterodu/

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>>6520882

>>6520963
>https://unsee.
>cc/siterodu/

Definitely not the best.

>>6520963
lol, get outta here, you're not trans.

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>>6520951

>>6520963
>best looking
Well, you sure do decorate your faace sans drawing on lips.
But, no,...
Not best

>>6520960
>alex from oitnb
from what?

>>6520835
>mybodygallery site
self esteem is reaching high levels

>>6520977
oitnb = orange is the new black

>>6520979
>no cis girl was my freakish size.

>>6520933
seems like dilating is drag

doesnt seem worth it desu

>>6520969
>>6520976
Whatever

>>6520973
I am trans
Transitioned young

Heeeeeeey, so is it like safe to post yet? I thought there weren't going to be more threads.

>>6520882
>>6520895
I don't know why really but this made me burst out laughing holy shit

>tfw when you have freakishly large feet
size 13 checkin in