/mtfg/ - milky tea for girls

Yo, whats up

First for I want to hug umaruchan

Anyone else feel physically exhausted from transition?

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>>5386003
Hi elanna!! I got dick last night

>>5386031
mentaly more so, but better than before at least

nth for I want a mans milky 'tea' in my mouth

;-;
>captcha: select milkshakes

>>5386028
I'm enjoying the first time of peace and relaxation after finals, but now I feel lonely lol. How's it going?

>>5386030
Kira crazy

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>>5386030
hugs don't real u baka

>>5386031

Physically and mentally. I feel utterly depleted.

>>5386031
obligatory miss cock comment

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I just wanna ditch my city and everyone I know to transition and not come back until I pass. Is this a terrible idea?

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Everyone post nicest trips RIGHT NOW

>>5386032
Was said dick white doe.
Important question.

>>5386040
School shit huh
I'm visiting someone and I'm super nervous and i want to tell her how i feel but i can't fucking do it and guhhhhh

>>5386060
all of them desu

>>5386060
erin

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Hugs?
What are these 'hugs'?

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>>5386032
Niiiice was he cute?
I had lewd yesterday too, it was pretty great ^^

>>5386063
Nope, BBC. White dick worst dick.

>>5386060

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>>5386066

So I hung out with a gay guy who I knew for awhile last night, who found out I was trans. We talked for awhile about it but then he said something along the lines of "you'll be a better person because you'll be more interesting after you transition" and I was honestly a bit disgusted, but I didn't show it.

Like do you value uniqueness in people so much that you don't appreciate honest normal people? How isn't that incredibly shallow?

>>5385904
Ask if there is room for one more obviously, these guys look pretty chill.
>>5386076
GROSS

>>5386051
Hugs rael u just need to believe

>>5386044
Crazy hugs best hugs

>>5386060
Pookie

>>5386079
>How isn't that incredibly shallow?
Welcome to the real world bub.

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>>5386070
let me know when u find out

>>5386073
stop lying kayla style

>>5386086
no one wants to get near enough to hug you.

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>tfw fugly
>tfw ill never know the warmth of another human bean
>tfw only 20

Do I just end it now

>>5386030
iktf ._.
she is really lovely and good and thats why I got confused and developed a crush.
its really sad that her and elf didn't work out as I was hoping they would...
m-maybe elanna X umaruchan?

>>5386092
Yeah but otherwise he's a genuinely kind and reasonable person. Eerily so, actually. I'm just trying to wrap my mind around it and it's just so...backwards?

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>>5386100
>>human bean

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>>5386070
Like this, bb

>>5386079
There's this gay dude whos a friend of a friend of mine and he asked my friends for my snap and stuff and hes been flirting with me lately.
But hes a gay dude and the other day he told my friend q bunch of shit about how he wont ever see me as a "real girl", etc. He still hittin me up tho.
>>5386078
Fuck fuck fuck.

>>5386031
she is a good girl

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>>5386098
Is it that hard to fathom that I got fingerbanged?

>>5386103
Noone is perfect, there are some incredibly goodhearted people out there with odd views.

>>5386100
if there's one thing that Noelle taught us, it's that literally anyone can get laid if they try hard enough

>>5386121
could be in denial about bisexuality? loads of gays just say they're gay instead of bi because it's easier for other people to handle

>>5386126
Having sex last night made me want a vag ;_;

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>>5386086
burden of proof

>>5386101
pls just stop... it didn't work out cos I'm trash and ugly and stupid and she wanted someone better who is perfect for her who will make her life amazing now she has her perfect gf and everything she ever wished for

elanna isn't even interested in me and has nicer ppl closer to her

ur straight go find a man to make u happy and raise a family

plus I wont date anyone

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>tfw never really thought about boobs, was quite happy to be DFC forever
>messing around with a friend at her place, she stuffs my bra
>really want boobs

well,

>>5386132
He does say hes bi. But he sees me as a boy in makeup.

>>5386100
like you said, you are only 20!
there's no reason to be depressed about your future because your 20s is when you are supposed to figure yourself out... and you have already done that if you are transitioning, which means you have ten years to just have fun and do whatever you want with your life and you will get a boyfriend or girlfriend, probably several in fact.
grab life by the reins, you can do it.

>>5386139
okay :(
you're not trash or ugly and certainly not stupid though.

>>5386135
Did you top?

>>5386135
This happens to me every time. I'm generally rather uninterested in SRS because I'm unconvinced that the results will be more satisfying than what I have now, but damn, during sex that operation looks like a divine blessing.

>>5386156
Lmao fuck no

>tfw nipples are permanently hard

is this normal?

>>5386101
I think elanna x nobody is my current otp

>>5386135
;_; someday you can have one, if you set your mind to it it's very possible in short order

>>5386168
How hard? Like corn hard or pebble hard?

>>5386153
sounds pretty toxic oddish idk...i've seen you and i think you pass he's probably a transphobe? could be trans himself or just uninformed

>>5386168
You need to massage them very gently with your thumbs, using the rest of your hands to cup your boobs.
Do this for 10 minutes and see how they are then.

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>>5386135
>>5386135
im really scared of this actually


also im going to try and sleep gn mtfg/world ;~;

>>5386175
Hes like catholic and shit. I aint fuckin widdit

>>5386173
cornish

>>5386183
oh cool, thanks anon ^__^

>>5386170
I ship elannexshmups

I'm pretty sure you work that joystick in a lewd way

I mean nothing.. nevermind, disregard.

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>>5385975
Since I was about 18. It's probably my favorite game.
>>5385992
3.5 is my fav, but 5.0 is neat too

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>>5386184
gn sweet dreams~

>>5386189
good call sis

>>5386126
i am sure the chaser you found was pretty pissed to find out you didn't have a penis anymore.

Are you people who've already had SRS going to be jealous of transgrills in the future who have perfect, functional vaginas instead of your makeshift Frankenstein slit?

>>5386135
iktf, every time I feel lewd its the worst and like... I thought I was non op back when I was scared and just came out.
like... if I had've come out or even planned ahead I could have been in a better position but I guess I was too focused on trying not to feel, lumbering around like the zombie that I was :/
anyway.

>>5386170
okie

>>5386184
nn kit
wait a second... u pee'd blood and you sleep nocturnally...
are you a vampire?

>>5386184
Luckily if kit dies we have a replacement

>>5386184
Goodnight kit, please be safe, and please see someone about your problem ;~;

>>5386193
I use a Japan style grip, so it's not all that lewd.
...mostly

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>>5386193
>>5386170
me x glasses desu

>>5386196
ur such a dnd nerd, is ur pixie still alive?? >.>

>>5386204
what makes you think that they wont be upgradeable?
infact I'm pretty sure labiaplasty will still be a requirement, they just wont need to create the vaginal cavity

>>5386204
I will be. I havent gotten srs yet, but i know i was born too early for the good stuff.

>>5386207
Can you even get srs with your bmi?

>>5386214
leave Elfginger alone

>>5386213
a-are u a southpaw user???

70th for jesus

>>5386204
>could get srs as early as next year with insurance
>do not want fucked up pseudovagina
>do not want dick
>should I wait or should I go for it

>lying in bed, using laptop
>not out to parents yet
>used to be overweight but now skeletor
>beginning to fail boymode
>sister 5 years my junior comes into my room, mom standing outside doing housework stuff
>"OH MY GOD ANON HAS BOOBS"
>realise the way I'm lying down makes my slightly-above-A cups really obvious, panic and cover with duvet
>"d-don't be ridiculous anonette! they're just moobs, you know I'm fat!"
>"why've you got your hair up like a fag? are you trying to be a woman? mom, anon's a tranny!"
>"w-what the fuck, what would give you that idea?!"
>mom laughs, says "don't be silly, anonette, anon wouldn't look like a woman in a million years"
>tfw
I'm glad I didn't get outed but also I feel sad now

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>>5386204
Not likely, I'll be dead by then.
Plus, it's not like you couldn't transplant a fully functional vagina into someone who already had SRS.

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>>5386227
I haven't ever done anything to her tho

>>5386223
>>5386239
You can't just fuck around with your anatomy (or at least I don't think your can), your genitals aren't made of lego.

>>5386225
So are you going to delay it as long as possible?

>>5386234
Yeah that's what I thought the situation would be like.

>>5386239
>tfw you really want to stick your tongue in elanna's neopuss

>>5386196
I never rlly got into 4/5 or pathfinder
I feel like 3.5 is both good and bad for kinda the same reasons of all the different options and rules and stuff

>>5386204
>implying you couldn't get one of those vaginas if you've gotten srs
1/10 bait, made me reply

>>5386234
I'm gonna cut off my dick with some gardening sheers and hope for the best

>>5386244
No, I'd rather get it as soon as i can. Little point in delaying my life.

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>>5386204
it's not like most of us will even be alive by then

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Shud i eat or not? kinda want to be not eating for the next 10 days and look good on christmas with family and after that with friends.
Not sure wether to start today or after the last exam i have tomorrow.

But uh the feeling when you have lost suddenly 9lbs and hit your dream weight *-*

Do any straight girls here want a masc top boyfriend? I can provide well for you with my part time minwage job and i bench 85 pounds

>>5386263
If you start now you can get back on solids for the holiday without any problem. Good luck!

>>5386265
Yes but u sound kind of skinny

>>5386263
starving yourself is not the way to look good dummy, just eat healthy and be active

pls at least finish your exam first, food is brain-fuel

>>5386226
nope and I can't afford it either
but if i had some foresight I could have saved the money and lost the weight and gone on hrt etc etc etc.

>>5386244
no but genitals are made of flesh
flesh heals, it will be no more difficult to suture a stem cell vaginal wall into a grs vagina than it will be to remove a dick and balls and graft on perfect stem cell labia then create a cavity for the stem cell vagina.
actually it will probably be easier initially for the stem cell vaginas to be grafted into existing grs patients as a technique will probably be developed for them first and eventually a technique to make classical grs obsolete will be developed

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>>5386274
Umm no, im at the peak of male fitness and strength..

>>5386265
I kinda missed you alison, even with all your crazy shenanigans lately.

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>>5386231
Nah, I use a sega blast city player 2 layout.

>>5386244
If you can grow a vagina from stem cells, you can probably implant it in anybody regardless of what genitals they already have.

>>5386245
o////o

>>5386280
Aus doesn't cover srs?

>>5386282
You have long hair and are posting in this thread so I'm forced to assume you are a repressed tranny

>>5386282
oddish?

Who still /shaving/ here? What do you use? Multi-blade, DE safety razor or something else? What works best? I really really hate any hair on my face so I want the closest shave.

I'm still not able to go laser or anything, have to wait for a while. I've been mostly using gillette fusion but that was soo expensive in the long run. So recently I got a safety razor starter kit and was really disappointed at it. Mostly because the shaving soap is rubbish for my skin and the beginners handle doesn't allow as close of a shave as gillette fusion did. I might need to get a more aggressive one.

>>5386293
>Aus doesn't cover srs?
nope and you need srs to get your birth certificate changed

>>5386292
... southpaw is a crisscross style, one wrist over the other, but yeh holding it like that between the pinky is a good precision style desu

>>5386292
What does oral feel like with your vag if you dont mind me asking?

>>5386305
Fuck off rapist, nobody wants you here

>>5386292
omg lewd!!!

what's ur fav shmup btw? I've been playing thunder force IV because of that neat thread we had with vidya music

>>5386306
That's pretty fucking stupid

>>5386265
>>5386282
>i bench 85 pounds
u kinda seem weaker than my partner desu

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>>5386265
85 pounds? My step father can bench>>5386302
>>>5386282
>oddish?
Not me

>>5386299
dont fucking misgender me wtf? If i identify as a masculine man i am one... Doesnt matter if im 2 yrs on hrt

Like wow just say you arent attracted to me dont stoop to misgendering

>>5386310
I thought you meant southpaw like swapped for left handed users, I've clearly played too much halo ;~;
Between the pinky is pretty comfy though.
What style do you use?

>>5386312
It feels nice? I'm not sure how to describe it really ;~;

>>5386316
Thunder Force IV is so good, I still havn't beaten it though, it's so hard ;~;
It's hard to pick a favorite, there's a lot that I like, but I guess the one that I've played the most of is Dodonpachi Daifukkatsu/Dodonpachi Resurrection v 1.5. The bullet cancelling makes it really fun.

>>5386334
oddish is cute

>>5386341
Tell me how much you love me

>>5386334
I-is that a communist design?

>>5386366
Red Son

>>5386305
>Who still shaving here
I am a disgusting monster
>>5386366
Its superman: red son

>>5386371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xckBwPdo1c

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>>5386100
>tfw in the same position
>tfw only 19

>>5386019
>Posting my waifu as the OP of your degenerate thread
Disgusting

>>5386372
NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRD

>>5386341
>I still havn't beaten it though, it's so hard ;~;
fuggin pleb!
jkjk, I really like the donpachi games, patrician taste, I really like anything by Cave.
I'd have to say my fav is M.U.S.H.A. dat soundtrack tho

>>5386375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr-BZVpLCKc

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>>5386376
>20
>1 year hrt
>still gross

Lets do it

>>5386381
;_; rude

>>5386381
>4chan

>>5386392
>18
>8 months of hrt
>masculine as fuck

>>5386390
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>5386392
>>5386400

kill yourselves

>>5386394
you got to be told, sorry
>>5386395
oh, sorry, I thought this was Susans

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>>5386019
>putting milk in your tea

>>5386390
wut

>>5386401
>>5386408

I miss Taylor.. ._.

>>5386362
But I've barely met you ;~;

>>5386384
I'm honestly terrible at retro shmups and much prefer bullet hells. I've gotten pretty far in Thunder Force IV but I keep getting stuck on the stage 9 boss. ;~; Also, M.U.S.H.A. is pretty great and I love the soundtrack, something about the Aleste games doesn't click with me though and I'm not sure why. Do you mostly play oldschool shmups?

>>5386376
lets fuck beb we can be uggo waifus

I'm watching her lay the witcher 3. I want to stop her and tell her i like her and i wanna hold her hand bu i dont wanna interrupt her game and annoy her.
And i don't want her to feel obligated to like me. I want to know how she feels, not just tell her all about how i feel.
GuhhhhhhhhuUHHHHHHHHH
>>5386392
Yea absolutely same. My life is basically over.

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>>5386392
!

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>>5386392
>>5386400
yung hons unite!

>>5386305
i have one of those economy packs of an Edge razor and like 6 blisters of 4 razor units, 4 blades per unit

i don't use shaving cream, instead i use water and a tiny bit of oatmeal-based skin cream since it's kind of oily, then i do 5 passes on each hair, moving from along the grain to against the grain in 45 degree intervals

usually i can get it smooth enough that i can't even feel hair when rubbing against the grain, it still shows a bit because my skin is fair but at least it's something

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So I got peer pressured into doing a secret Santa at work. I know absolutely nothing about the girl I got except that she's early 20s and Polish. We have a max spending limit of £10. Any ideas what to get her?

any other uggo hon want to be my waifu and cuddle and stay up for 50+ hours at a time together watching anime and playing video games and drinking coffee? :3c

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>>5386305
I use these cheap blades for everything. They cost like 1 buck and come in a packet of 10.
Always completely smooth with visual left overs, well only smallish shadow on lip but yup eh...

Anyway shaving is fast and great but gah you have to do it every 3 days to avoid feels and weird looks bläh.

>>5386392
Turn 21 and drink your sorrow to oblivion

>>5386422
get her a toilet brush and some gloves

>>5386392
being gross isn't the end of the world, I'm gross and still get by

>>5386422
potato vodka

>>5386410
Swift?

>>5386422
A book about rabbits :3

>>5386429
Turned 18 and drank it to oblivion for 20months.
Finland bby.

>>5386429
america, a land where you can fight and die for your country at 18, but heaven forbid that you want a beer

>>5386432
>being gross
Why even LIVE???? There is nothing to life beyond LOOKING GOOD.

>>5386411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDRwqTNLGDs&list=PLE1ED149A64BEBF0C&index=12

>>5386434
No he was some guy. I hope hes still alive...

>>5386429
>implying the sorrow doesn't always come back and it isn't hard to stay constantly drunk

>>5386439
>america, a land where you can fight and die for the jews at 18
fixed

>>5386422
Does she drink? Maybe a nice bottle of wine or some sort of Christmasy drink?

>>5386411
I like bullet hells too, I really liked the Mushihimesama games but I just started to play the older stuff again because of all the SEGA talk and I'm taking a break from doter/cs:go. I just wanted to play a game offline and get lost in it. I guess yeah, at this moment I'm mostly in /vr/ stuff, I just wanted to go back to a simpler time for some reason, maybe just for nostalgia's sake.

>>5386447
totalitarian internet when? we need to put a stop to comments like these tbqh

>>5386439
They're introducing legislation to change that soon. Now that the supreme court decided the fed can't withhold state highway funding if you don't adhere to federal laws regarding the ACA they won't have much of a battle against lowering the drinking age.
>http://www.twincities.com
/localnews/ci_27469941/kahn-again-proposes-lower-drinking-age

>>5386446
Especially if HRT didn't affect you're massive tolerance for alcohol and you have to drink straight from the bottle.

>>5386422
chocolate

>>5386441
Idk, I like music and plants and animals, also drugs and rlly rough bdsm/sex

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>>5386447
my my
someone's taken their rights for granted

>>5386145
you'll wake one day to be a mega milk kusugrui

>>5386446
>>implying it isn't hard to stay constantly drunk

it's pretty easy as long as that's the sole focus of every day and you rarely actually leave the house

>>5386461
Affected for me, quit drinking partly because of that.

Was completely wasted after 2 months of hrt and drinking the same amounts i used to, throwing up and so on x:

Used to have like 15 shots or more every night, now 6 would get me to the same point.

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>>5386449
>>5386463

Yeah I think these two are probably a safe bet, can't object to a nice bottle of wine and some chocolate.

I don't really want to be seen as a racist so cleaning products and vodka are kinda out of the question.

>>5386442
B-but it's so hard to say I love you when it's been such a short time ;_____;

>>5386452
I really want to play some more mushi, I've really enjoyed them the times that I've played them but they're sadly the Cave games that I don't actually own ;~;
I know mushi is coming to Steam soon though, and I may have to pick it up then. Also that totally makes sense, I did that for awhile too and I still occasionally go through periods of just playing retro games because of their simpler gameplay. Modern games are fun, but there's something to be said for the simplicity of older games.

What's your favorite /vr/ game right now? ^^

>>5386481
Isn't there a polish community round where you live? You could ask or look up online what would be tradiitonally given?

>>5386484
Sukitte Ii na yo

>>5386476
well chronic nausea doesn't help

What color of socks are you wearing mtfg?

>>5386484
>>5386484
But it feels like I've known you for a life time, and I know for sure I want to know you for the rest of mine<3

>>5386504
Pinkish red

>>5386504
invisible color

>>5386504
black like my soul

>>5386504
Rainbow obviously

I love you guys ;__;

>>5386504
White.

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>>5386504
like this

>>5386461
>tfw you were a light weight before hrt
>tfw hrt just made it worse
;_;

>>5386504
None. Bare feet are best.

My progesterone is fucking me up right now with massive cravings. Please post more.
Right now it is cinnamon almond butter toffee

>>5386477
idk what happened if I upped my dose and didn't notice the change but I basically had the same problem, making a fool of myself in front of friends. How it goes.

>>5386476
Just that one drinky-poo turns to eight or so

>>5386522
Hey odd, have you moved yet?

>>5386486
Yeah there are quite a few poles around here. I'll just get wine and chocolate, not really going to put too much thought into it.

>>5386504
Grey, red and black with snowflakes and hearts on them.

>>5386508
>>5386510
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>>5386513
>>5386514
>>5386515
>>5386522
>>5386527
post feet

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>>5386523
Forgot pic

>>5386504
like grey wool ones cus mah feets were cold

>>5386504
im wearing pink slippers

>>5386504
it summer
I don't even wear socks during the winter but I really should tbqh

>>5386524
Visiting my friend in l.a., I'll be in san antonio on the 16th.
>>5386530
I cant take a photo of them at a good angle for my life or i would.

>>5386413
Ok , you are my gf now.
>>5386504
White.

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>>5386538

>>5386530
i really appreciate your dedication, postfeetanon

>>5386530
Such foot lust

>>5386547
post feet

>>5386484
If we're talking /vr/ I'd say I'm super into oxyd But I'm primarily playing a clone of it called Enigma
http://www.nongnu.org/enigma/

but I've been playing the shit out of Aero the Acro-Bat lately and it's always been one of my favorite games. I'm also running Vectorman as the speed run of it is really short and I want to show off to my cousin who loves the game when he comes for christmas ;3c

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The gargoyles are fucking hot tbqh

>>5386539
>I'm your gf
>Doesn't even post your address where I can come kidnap you

What kind of waifu are you Anon????

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>>5386530
Huge man-feet and bad angle. But for your efforts I guess.

>>5386547
>>5386552

:3

I cant post my feet BUT i can tell yall a story about feet
>just got into l.a.
>friend and i both tired so we go to sleep
>wake up in the middle of the night
>She has her feet in my face and she's making fun of me for being a pervert
>Her feet are super soft
>embarrassing things happen
>cry because i didnt realize i was such a fucking pervert
And now I'm obsessed and she wont stop teasing me.

>>5386586
thats hot desu. why did she call you a pervert?

>>5386563
NYC
Y
C

>>5386514
y-you too

>>5386484
Doom 2 is the best /vr/ desu

>>5386514
>guys
REEEEE

>tfw mama anticipates your cravings and sends you brownie muffins and scented body lotions

>tfw just set a new high score in ddp dfk black label

>>5386507
That's sweet of you to say anon but I don't think you'd want to know me for real

>>5386504
Black w/ frogs on them ^^

>>5386560
Cool, well good luck with Vectorman, I've only played it briefly but I remember it being pretty challenging.

>>5386608
>tfw never played Doom 2

>>5386600
trip on ufufu

>>5386600
Dang you're pretty close

Do you have favorite fabric? I need to tailor a bag to stuff you in.

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>>5386586
...go on

>>5386623
has the fake kit been around?

>>5386100
lots of people are ugly
why are you entitled to be beautiful?

>>5386632
Fake kit was on last night, I'm really worried about real kit rn though ;_;

>>5386624
I wish I was that qt desu.
>>5386627
I'm pretty impartial. Surprise me!

>>5386623
The regular levels are pretty straightforward, it's in the mini-games or water levels I'm losing time on and thanks! Congrats on the new high score ;3

YOU SHOULD PLAY DOOM 2 !!

It's fucking great 10/10

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>>5386633
I wouldn't care how I looked if nobody else did

>>5386639
Barbed wire it is then!

>>5386586

i didn't realise tarantino posted here

>>5386615
will you be sharing them with Amy Victoria and her homeless girlfriend for christmas?

>>5386623
Do you just have a massive backlog?

>>5386637
ok, I want to know if either of them know of a fake elanna :)

>>5386591
Because i was very obviously unnerved and she's a tease.
>>5386645
;_;

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>>5386586
It's okay oddish I'm an asexual that loves feet too

I've begun to realize that I just really don't like genitals, lewd stuff is okay sometimes but it still makes me uncomfortable expressing that with others.

>>5386644
that didn't answer the question

but whatever, I don't care

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>>5386623
>>5386623

>>5386644
Ooo, I like it!

>>5386640
Was there a rerelease of DOOM 2? I know DOOM has been ported to basically everything but I havn't seen a rerelease of DOOM 2, although I havn't checked GOG.

>>5386649
Of games? My backlog is massive ;__;

>>5386650
;_; you'd just replace me anon?

Hi /mtfg/
Frogs coming over in 2 hr what do I even DO
My mom said I look like an "annie-may" rofl

>>5386089
B-baka

>>5386057
Probably is a bad idea. But it sounds fun as hell so I'd do it.

>>5386669
>Of games? My backlog is massive ;__;
iktf, yet I'm still buying games for some reason.

>>5386671
Clean out your bp
Get a rape whistle just in case

>>5386671
cousins used to call me an anime when I was younger..

>>5386656
d-did you do anything to her feet?

>>5386633
Especially rawr and oddish

>>5386464
careful what you say about your sexual tastes, you might get doxed :^)

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>>5386671
Put on some nice music. I'd suggest this.
https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbi4pwZ52lfYLNiWllTXdGfxKjIwFcQ-C

>>5386695
What happened to ol'rapeyface anyway, has he been back?

>>5386669
Doom and Doom 2 are p much the same, just different WADs desu.

>>5386669
the things that I'd do w/ an elanna clone

>>5386669
>My backlog is massive ;__;
bad girl, I have 3 games in my backlog but a year of being a NEET will do that ;~;
Just play Doom and get the custom wads t b h

>>5386305
get extra strength magic shave cream, literally the best thing ever for facial hair removal

>>5386703
Once a few days ago but that's it. Made some excuses and said they were having a break from here

>>5386674
Same, it's hard to resist, plus imo it's nicer to have a huge selection of stuff to choose from rather than a lack of games.

>>5386710
>>5386705
>>5386661
Onto the backlog list it goes, right behind Burning Rangers

>>5386708
Are they in any way comparable to the things you'd do to an original elanna?

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>>5386484
>>5386661
Best version of Doom was Chex Quest desu

>>5386711
trip on rapey

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Whats errybody up to today?
>tfw no qt to watch football with

>>5386720
put doom on top of the list

>>5386722
Chex quest is best WAD.

>>5386725
I read the Shadow over Innsmouth on the way home from Asheville, we're still driving and I'm horribly congested

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>>5386698
I'm triggered

>>5386682
how
where

>>5386686
were they teasing you and did you like it
I thought it was cute l-lol

>>5386725
I was just watching football with my mom
packers SUCK tbqh

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>>5386720
Yeah doom 2 needs to be at the top.
>>5386725
I'm at a holiday party being super awkward. I gotta go study soon too.

>>5386725
Lots of Hearthstone

>>5386544
found your general, elanna

>>5386623
You can't be that bad, you're a liberal aren't you

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>>5386725
watching russia lay waste to the degenerate west in dota

>>5386734
They were like 8 in 2008 or something. I really wonder how they feel now that I'm out to everryone. ._.

>>5386734
Enema

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>>5386736
>Hearthstone

>>5386722
fug yes, I just ran all the games not too long ago, it was great nostalgia, I actually still had the first disc from so long ago.

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>>5386735
>>5386726
But my Saturn is collecting dust ;____;

>>5386741
I don't erp that much anymore do I? Flirting here and there doesn't really count

>>5386742
I'm a dirty socialist

>>5386720
I like the real elanna too much to treat her like a piece of meat

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>tfw no ace waifu to play video games with and cuddle

>>5386725
dark souls and sweets and comfy music

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>>5386734
OK, try this one then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLXtvMf5cYYJL7LPSw1WK0gv7zJQh0TwK9&params=OAFIAVgB&v=KjAF7D4l91M&mode=NORMAL

>>5386734
I always knew you were a good one Pooks. Packerss do suck. Unfortunately the Cowboys suck more.

>>5386735
Just start drunkenly hitting on everyone. That way you'll have something to regret for the rest of your life!

>>5386754
Pls dont start talking about old Sega consoles Elanna. It makes me feel all hot and tingly inside.

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>>5386671
I guess ppl can only have nice relationships as long as nobody gets weird about it huh?

>>5386671
You are an anime

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>>5386761
are we posting edge-core?

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>>5386725
mhh just got tied up a little

>>5386754
Even better. let's make sweet, tender love as we burn effigies of Thatcher and Reagan

>>5386747
I'll das your vidanya.

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>>5386748
prolly think ur a futa desu

>>5386749
why though
butt stuff is gross.....

>>5386761
I like this more
thanks for the music suggestions friend

>>5386769
Y-yeh I think so
or you can just both be weird desu
helps that we're pretty close to each other and didn't have to wait so long to meet I think

>>5386762
O-oh I'm sorry I kinda like the Packers ; ~ ;
I just really liked them when favre still played for them cuz I thought he was cool when I was little @_____@

>>5386772
As are you

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boutta go PARTY babes

>>5386725
A quiet sunday of contemplation
>tfw no bf inside you

>>5386783
this comic would have been a lot more realistic/funny if he asked "what color do you want your dragon?"

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>>5386759
>dark souls

well hello there

>>5386783
May Pookies butt hold strong against your relentless onslaught.

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>>5386782
Yeah my friend told me I have Vegeta's forehead once

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>>5386747
You said you would play video games with me you meano

[spoiler]my mmr is higher than yours[/spoiler]

>>5386789
i know i photoshopped it stop go back to IMGUr
>>5386793
LMAO
but im a pure ftm shota..

>>5386791
Ricky dont be so grossly incandescent.

>>5386671
Touch feet
>>5386658
I'm learning that i just dont like interactions with my genitals and stuff. I'm fine doing things to other people, i even initiate sometimes.
>>5386691
I...i did...

>>5386800
oh, I just spotted the pixels

>>5386794
lol you do. sorry hon

>>5386800
Well then protect your balls.

White girlfriends are best girlfriends.

>>5386803
> : ] pro photoshop
>>5386806
i dont have any boobs or butt or balls or anything desu
im a skeleton w some padding that wants to be squished
hmu pookie...

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>>5386804
So ist das Leben

Hi ok ill stop shitposting if someone pats me

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>>5386780
cyka blyat america gamburger

>>5386798
let's play mario kart

[spoiler]it probably is, this is my great shame[/spoiler]

>>5386810
what about KAWAII ASIAN GIRLS...
: ^ ) : ^ )
>>5386782
lets watch football with ur mom but not with ur scary cat

>>5386811
2spooky4pookie

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>>5386782
I geso~

would have been able to meet and get to know eachother rn and all xmas break, not that it matters anymore tho~

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>>5386791
Hi :3

>>5386752
Does it really matter what I do with my time? I'm bored. That's why I'm playing it.

>>5386801
How can I resist praising you?
Show me that wondrous body bb.

>>5386822
*pats kira's head*

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>>5386758
But what if I want someone to treat me like a piece of meat?

>>5386768
S-sorry senpai ;~;

>>5386779
I would absolutely love that. Can you tack Stephen Harper onto the list of effigies?

>>5386821
omg
>>5386832
whoaaaaaaaaa buddy bud bud
>>5386822
aww come have some hot cocoa ;_;

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>>5386826
hey qt
how's the catacombs so far?

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>>5386817

>>5386836
Damnit Elanna. I will tie you up, degrade you, use you however I please and then wrap you up in a comfy blanket and play Sega games with you if you don't stop.

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>>5386819
Asians are turble tbqh.

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>>5386802
I-I wanna

>>5386794
they don't sound like your friends then

>>5386811
hitting u up rn

>>5386817
masc4masc
pats4pats

>>5386819
She'd love that actually loool

>>5386822
; ~ ; am sorry it didn't happen
First meeting is always awk tho I think

>>5386831
I'm just saying there are better ways to waste time for free

>>5386844
W E W
E
W

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>>5386841
Lots of kicking and screaming.

>>5386846
-whisper-
Dont let your dreams be dreams

Who wants to run fractals with me until I have ascended trinkets?

>>5386846
Nooooooo he is my friend we just talk shit a lot

>>5386836
there are lines and boundaries that are not to be crossed for people you like as friends

>>5386858
oohh I used to do that a lot w/ one of my friends but I got too sensitive to it eventually l-lol

>>5386761
>not ascetistics 2006

Do you even power electronic?

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>>5386854
Let's hope you ain't a cleric.

>>5386865
I disagree

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>>5386837
>>5386833
oh wells

>>5386846
that's what I said, but I guess she just wanted to meet someone else~

>>5386871
No I get him pretty good more often than he gets me, so I deserve it every once in a while

>>5386871
i want to nibble your toes pookie

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>>5386844
M-marry me?

>>5386865
Given I have no issues having sex with my friends, my perspective on this might be a bit warped.

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>>5386880
you're so adorable kira

>>5386890
Dont tempt me. I'll fly up to Edmonton and steal you away tonight.

>>5386880
Seriously stop your pity party about no gf feels. Fuck yourself and let her be happy without you and you be happy without her. And another thing, give it some fucking time before you post 24/7 about it.

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>>5386896
no I'm not, I'm disgusting ugly hon trash

>>5386802
what did you do?

hello

>>5386905
come here and let me hug you you precious thing.

>>5386925
It's me

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>>5386874
>tfw patches is just a shitposter

>>5386929
i've been wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet

>>5386907
I'd be really embarrassed if i said.
>>5386925
Hey whats up