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XX gametes here: >>5382039
first for none of us are gonna make it
is agp to have fantasies about sexy BDSM mistress?
source comic is "sunstone".
Everyone post cutest /mtfg/ ships RIGHT NOW
>>5383608
my mouth x shotgun
>>5383608
shitposter 1 and shitposter 2
>>5383608
all of the ships have been exhausted
>>5383608
yellinganon and the anon that names us
>>5383608
tipical, still cute. :*)
>>5383608
boy x girl
>>5383608
yelling anon x fake kit
MY NEW OTP
>>5383615
we get names?
>>5383604
:o either way isnt agp
>>5383588
I didn't need this feeling right now..
>>5383608
Me X Laptop
>>5383608
me x error undefined reference
>>5383622
well if you post in a way you get recognized or a certain thing you do yeah
I'm ree-anon ; 3;
>>5383604
it's agp to not do it for real
>>5383608
frookie x cheetos
>>5383603
; ~ ; why u do this anon
>>5383608
uhm uhm
frogxme ; _ ;
>>5383623
ur just saying that
since u want one don't u
>tfw you have a crush on bexe
>>5383588
what if i hadnt grown up in a shit-tier town in the deep south where transgender stuff is only considered a perversion
what if trans had been a nationally known thing already
what if i had realized any of these things earlier in life
fak
>>5383608
bexe x umaruchan
>>5383584
It is but I have 6 classes ;_;
Thanks pookie, I hope so too
>>5383617
What about girl x girl?
>>5383644
how about girl x ex-girl
>>5383635
o-o or both
pm me if ur serious or smth
I think I'm done with the troll threads; they seem to have exhausted their limited variety. Can I just kill time posting anime gifs and feels here?
>>5383608
tipical, still cute. :*)
>>5383608
Pooks X Frog
CUTE
CUTE
CUTE
>>5383642
>tfw i grew up knowing about trans issues, but was in denial
>and now its too late
>>5383646
That's also acceptable
>>5383653
>anime gifs and feels
You've come to the right place
>>5383588
>>5383626
>>5383642
Sorry :7
Just want somebody to reverse time or make me real and ill cry until it happens, thats how i feel rn.
Know that perversion thing too, tfw most of relatives are jehovas peeps.
>>5383638
a-anon are you sure about this?
>>5383653
what threads ;0
>>5383650
no
I want 1 hmu
>>5383656
N-no there are way cuter ships ; ~ ;
like kitxBOYS
>>5383658
Yes, but I think boobs more than make up for that
>>5383670
I know the feeling. I wish I'd even known what being trans was before I was 18. I knew something was wrong so early and felt too much shame to say anything, and didn't even know what it was..
>>5383675
boyS as in plural??????
lewd
>>5383675
done : D
and we're the cutest ship
kits cutest trip
>>5383670
>tfw knew I was trans at 14
>tfw put it off for a few years out of shame
I still haven't even come out yet, but I am planning to somehow get hormones ASAP so I don't fuck myself up anymore.
Good luck anon, you'll make it
>>5383608
Titanic x iceberg
>>5383694
im 20 and so deep in denial and in the closet that im expecting to see fucking Aslan the Lion roaming around in this bitch
>>5383692
you're my favorite stop
you're cutest trip
come here for a hug and a box full of gifts <3
Ugh FUCK! I'm gonna run outta hormones before my next supply comes in the mail. ; (
>>5383673
Y-Yeah
>>5383704
>>5383682
>>5383692
>>5383675
you two UGH so CUTE !!
>>5383678
Bläh. Imagine how it is for the trans who started after 30s because of same reason..
Ugh.
>>5383694
Aww. Yup it was just something you had in yout mind until you couldnt live with it and finally defined what it was. So sucky that they didnt even teach about the matter at school either.
Good luck to you too and you better get the skittles fast c:
So I've watched like a minute and the English dub of Akame ga Kill is garbage
>>5383593
Sorry to cis up your thread, but I just wanted to say I read some of these links and you faggots are alright.
>>5383710
All them fucking trans websites telling me to wait until I was old enough to make my decisions or some shit.
>tfw bf likes to touch your boobs but they're really fucking sore
I don't want to stop him but at the same time I really want to stop him
>>5383714
>>5383717
not gonna stop because you deserve it and it's what i wanna do !!
though we might have to take breaks to do laundry and stuff but hey rest is spent on lovin you ;o;
you're sweet and i want to be sweet to you
>>5383717
Well yeah I know
But I don't want to watch any of the movies that are on tv right now
>>5383726
nice ur white like us now welcome to the team girl
>>5383710
I can't imagine how horrible that would be. Thank god for the internet and being a shut-in and winding up on 420chan back in the day I guess. Also, thank god for objectively dumb decisions that fucked up my puberty ;_;
I mean, it sucks to have been kept in the dark until after puberty, but I guess all things considered it could have been a lot worse.
>>5383726
My options are pretty much toonami and See No Evil
>>5383729
do hapas count
>>5383737
I got dragged to Asheville and don't have my laptop
>>5383737
>Gross
sorry but you no longer are allowed opinions because you are white and don't understand
Where are all the interesting trips tonight?
>>5383710
Post feet or they will push you around on monday
>>5383745
hey
>>5383742
I think crunchyroll should play fine on a phone..?
Why're you in asheville?
>>5383727
I
omg
can we stop to eat cheetos too
my mom gave me money to go get some and I'm going to put it in the mac n cheese she made tonight l-lol
>>5383728
watch reality tv like a normie : ' )
>>5383726
u look v skinny circle
>>5383745
dead
I slayed them all
>>5383751
Something something family adventures
I had a panic attack at a concert and went back to the hotel
>>5383670
its okay, maybe they'll have time travel one day
>>5383752
of course bebby
don't get carried away with cheeto recipes...
have u gone yet and do u wanna do anything after this game @_@
wanna watch me soloq a bit
>>5383760
Yeah
>Sunstone
Oh yes. Will someone be my Ally pls?
>>5383742
Hey I'm near there
You wanna fuck beb
>>5383764
baka senpai
Come move in with me
That's some noise you shouldn't have ears for, desu
What's for dinner tonight mtfg?
>>5383726
2spoopy
I'm doing pretty bleh
>>5383760
the baggy shirt made it worse but u do still seem pretty skinny
>>5383766
tbqh I think I liked it more at the beginning when it was more individual pages all scattered out of order and stuff, it feels like they've lost a little something while making it all fit more fluidly together
>>5383771
You.
>>5383660
I appreciate the warm welcome.
Who else falling-asleep-to-music here?
>>5383768
is it your moms or smth else o:
i wanna try ur moms cooking so bad can i be ur sister pls
>>5383775
>falling asleep
I've been awake for 22 hours and I'm not even tired
i wonder whats wrong with me
>>5382970
ahhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHh
>>5383783
iktf
want to be friends anon?
>>5383772
I just want to know this feel.
>>5383782
It's either from the store or Kraft l-lol
she made me food and I felt rlly bad since she though I didn't eat but I did while she was at work
waahh
>>5383786
ok, I will be your friend
>>5383771
Umm I have something for you to taste elanna...
>>5383789
awwww
sometimes my mom leaves food i dont expect and i feel bad
kraft is good my mom never followed the box :o
your moms sweet im sure she understands
time to attempt to avoid anything related to gender for the rest of my life ttyl
(and by that i mean that i'll probably be back in this same shithole tomorrow)
>>5383791
ooooooh, I just couldn't figure it out and it kinda looked like something between pork rinds and pop corn and chewed gum
>>5383788
have u tried looking on places like fetlife and stuff?
>>5383804
eat it in front of her later with determination!!
>try to make online dating profile
>feel massively inferior to nearly every cis girl on their both looks and personality wise
>tfw only have one outfit of clothes and it looks dated and ill fitting
>tfw voice sucks
>tfw feel stuck
>>5383807
>bestie apparently has a fetlife
>won't give me link to his profile
This is simultaneously the best and worst teasing I've ever had
http://strawpoll.me/6252868
http://strawpoll.me/6252868
http://strawpoll.me/6252868
>tfw this guy has been messaging me since fucking 2012
what on earth
you'd think he would get the hint
>>5383831
that's so creepy
>>5383796
o////o
W-what do you want me to taste?
>>5383788
>tfw I'd know that feel if I was cute
life is suffering
>Only 1 person out of 10 here considers herself cute
YOU ARE ALL CUTE
>>5383846
Then why do customerd at work call me him or sir sometimes?
Checkmate
Nini empty effigy
I'll see you when I wake up in hell
>>5383846
i have the facial structure of a goddamn caveman
>>5383846
It's not true.
>>5383852
i know that feel
one customer said SIR really loudly at me today like they were emphasizing it
>>5383831
holy fucking shit, makes me think they have some kinda disorder that can effect social stuff like autism
>>5383840
I'm actually pretty open about my kinks if someone actually asks or the topic comes up
>>5383846
lying to me just makes me feel worse, anon,
pic related
>>5383833
>>5383840
>>5383861
that guy JUST sent me a message asking if i would like him any more if he told me he had never had a gf and was very serious about wanting one...
meanwhile these messages i got on tumblr are from that guy i was dating for a few weeks after he refused to let me stop seeing him entirely. i shouldn't be allowed to interact with men anymore i'm going to end up dead at some point
>>5383846
I can be cute with a lot of care and effort, currently. I'll answer yes to that question when I can be cute with modest care and effort.
>>5383835
Umm
It's small and pink and soft...
H-how do you feel about girl tinkers...? .////.
>>5383865
I wish any man would care about me
>>5383870
>tfw kit is AGP AF
called it.
Hey peoples
>>5383865
it's almost like some trolling shit, like the posts are designed to be weird and desperate
even at my cringiest I could keep some self-awareness about me
the tumblr one just seems like an angry little manchild throwing a tantrum at being told no
>>5383846
no I'm not
>>5383865
I kinda do worry about you in this regard edie. One day you're going to hook up with some guy that isnt going to take you ending things with him lightly.
>>5383865
This is seriously one of my top fears.
>>5383846
ofcourse I'm not :/
>>5383870
I'm not sure, I still havn't really had a lot of experience with them. I-I'm a bit curious though...
>>5383865
>would live the dollface life in a heartbeat if I could
>things like this make me think otherwise
I dont know how you handle the fact there are people out there who are this obsessive and think they have some claim on you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00sHWXfobNT
h-how's my girl voice?
>>5383898
>I still havn't really had a lot of experience with them
Umm w-would you like to umm get some...?
>>5383903
pomf =3
>>5383900
just be a narcissistic sociopath
>>5383903
>>5383874
>any man
no you don't, you want the right man, trust
>>5383884
;_; sigh. maybe this is just the nature of online dating. this is why i got rid of all my dating profiles a bit ago. i just reactivated a few out of boredom and yeah......
>>5383887
>>5383888
>>5383900
i mean ya, the #1 killer of women is men. which is insane. i've always been ok but sometimes i worry too. ;_;
>>5383903
lmao!!!!!
>>5383908
hi fake Kit
>>5383917
Kit x Fake Kit when??
>>5383913
yeah online dating always has those issues to watch out for and work around,
but hang in there girl, you deserve someone nice
>>5383903
needs some work desu
well I'm gonna try to sleep
nighty night everyone,
I hope you get some sleep too and have sweet dreams
>tfw masculine manly man ass
Since I've failed at being a girl who wants a masc stud top bf? : ^ )
http://m.imgur.com/VVaX54N
>>5383908
I-I think I'd like some o////o
>>5383917
Kit, is it bad that I might have a bit of a crush on fake Kit? ;_________;
>>5383913
S-stay safe Edie ;~;
>>5383917
Can you please stop imitating me?
>>5383919
Fake kit is not my type, there is someone else who I have eyes for... .////.
>>5383939
You have a crush on everyone.
>tfw a collection of cute mtfg posters will never run a train on elanna
I hate being emotionally cold.
>>5383947
Me on the right in the foreground
>>5383947
>You have a crush on everyone.
N-no I don't!
>>5383939
>Kit, is it bad that I might have a bit of a crush on fake Kit? ;_________;
Oh... so you don't have a crush on me anymore..? just fake kit? ;__;
>>5383953
I just want to take you to a private beach near my house and lay on the sand next to you...
>>5383947
>tfw nobody will ever have a crush on you
>>5383953
You dont have a crush on me? ;~;
>>5383953
liar, also hi elanna
>>5383949
I'm trying to become emotionally numb rn
>>5383966
Have you posted feet recently?
>tfw your bf wants alone time tonight so you'll be sleeping alone
Kill me.
>>5383953
list of elanna's crushes
>bexe
>kit
>fake kit
>pookie
am I missing anyone?
>>5383978
yes, hon feet repost incoming
>>5383982
>wants alone time but not with you
oh, shit, sorry.
>>5383985
Cute feet desu
>>5383991
Good! Finals fucking blow, but I finally had my first kiss with BF
>>5383994
is your bf gay? you posted your chest in the passing thread and it looked very flat so he must be into that?
>>5383994
Congrats! How was it?
>>5383994
Omg! That's awesome to hear ^^ How did it go?
>>5383993
they're really not
>>5383975
after all the shit talking you did against Elfginger?
>>5384009
I liked the nail polish :)
>>5383991
>ywn take elanna back to your house after a long day of sun in the beach
>ywn lick the salt off her warm sunsoaked body
>ywn run your hands gently through her beach hair while she softly licks your gt
>you will never cuddle with her after running your hands over her sun kissed body
;__;
>>5383994
>first kiss with bf
Man. This is celebration tier..? Sorry about your life, senpai.
>>5384022
So much for standards.
>>5383937
>tfw mtfg ignores ur masculine olympian form
>>5384029
looks like a girl butt
>>5384022
>I expected kissing to be MUCH much better
Yeah, first kisses are kind of sloppy. They get a lot better with practice. Still worthy of celebrating.
>>5384019
JUST ;_____;
>>5384029
>tfw mtfg ignores ur shitposting
also rofl what does frog look like
>>5384038
>I will never practice kissing with elanna
>>5384019
>< you are not me !!!! aaaa go away please
need good vibes to overcome my illness by tomorrow to see pookie
anyone there?
>>5384048
;_____;
Anon if you save me from Edmonton I will teach you everything I know about kissing.
>>5384061
>trans board
>"i know you *guys*"
GG, mate
>>5384054
you gonna sex her? pookie s cute but never seen you so I'm sure you are ugly
>>5384066
It's a normal enough phrase and it's how people speak. Don't tell me y'all are that fucking sensitive.
Nini mtfg
>>5384087
I dont type like a fuckijg girl!!! Im a fucking man and im gonna be a str8 mtfs dream top boyfriend just cause ive taken estrogen for 2 years doesnt matter. Watch it hapoen bitch ima be dat breadwinner soon ull see
Ladies : ^ ]
>>5384022
Sadly, kissing is a skill you learn and boys tend to need more learning.
>>5384094
sounds like ur on a lot of E rn
>>5384109
>straight male
>on injectable e for 2 years
denial's a hell of a drug
>>5384109
>Well i just injected yesterday tbhon..
m-maybe I can suck out the poison
where did you inject?
>>5384113
rofel
What's wrong with street name captchas idgi
>>5384068
Yes
no
she's better than me l-lol
>>5384094
nice one dude xD
>>5383983
Not tru !!
>>5384118
Do this
l-lol
I'm not gay mom I swear
>>5384117
this gay girl is into you, because ur a girl lol
>>5384117
>Upper and outer quadrant of the glute
*nibbles*
>>5383937
>caring about buttsize as a transbian
and if you're not, then you got DEM THIGHS to make up for it
>>5384131
>Anon pls...
I-I'm just stimulating the area to try and get the poison to flow out easier, I'll get to kis... sucking on the wound in a minute
>tfw 90% of my ad lib is based off of the dichotic humor of deep inarticulation/shallow eloquence
I used to be funny now I'm just some fucking post-modern ironic meme lord fuck you guys ;_;
>>5384131
Y-you're so tsundere~
It's adorable : /// 3
this is how real girls type x//D
>>5384137
but memes are funny if all you talk to are internet memers like us hehe
>>5384142
>Knock it off shitlordess..
but if you dont let me get that poison out you will become a girl!
>>5384142
You're so cute omg
I wanna give you a hug and go on a walk with you while this plays in the background <3 _____ <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERfHNfSz2-s
bet u look just like pic related
>>5384146
Ok fine anon - -;
>>5384155
*nibbles* :3
Help please im torturing myself ._.
Took the worst picture of myself a moment ago to get in touch with reality, no make up, hair pulled aside and back, camera way below face and now i just keep looking at the picture and want to kill myself every second when looking at it, it looks so much different than with hair and normal eye level angle, its freaking me out.
Like what am i supposed to do now? Will time fix this partly or huh?
>>5384153
No i dont look like that at all tbhon-est i look like an olympic gold medalist
Post contact and ill prove it..
>>5384158
I mean most people look SUPER shitty when trying to look they're worst which is what you basically did
also with dysphoria on top of that and worrying abt passing you prolly have a skewed view
If you think you look fine from natural angles then dw abt it so much
no ones going to be seeing you like that anyways
>>5384158
and this is how rawr went insane.
>>5384161
Post it on unsee for 5 mins T B HON
>>5384164
U can cap that..
>>5384158
>worst pic
Absolutely everyone can take a worst pic to make themselves look ugly, a lot of appearance has to do with knowing how to make the best out of what you've got.
>>5384158
i think thats called existential horror in some languages
what u need to do is send everyone the worst possible picture of you and if they still call you cute go loljk and then send them one of the best angle reel im in for life u kno bae
>>5384167
shows IP
UH
my mail is [email protected]
hmu
pookie and frog
who is topping?
>>5384181
>not being a part of the purest sexual dynamic, switchxswitch
I PITY YOU
>>5384181
N-neither
our love is pure tickles and hand holding desu
I cry if I use mine so I can't do much l-lol
>>5384174
>shows IP
>not knowing how to evade ddos
mtfg should i cancel my thing tomorrow with a boy? if i don't cancel i'll prob only get like 5 hours sleep and i'm gonna need to shave my legs/douche/clean my bedroom. plus i spilled like 90% of my bottle of lube at some point and didn't find out till i opened my toy drawer earlier. JUST IDK
>>5384190
well yah just put proxy up then screen cap but only losers go thru that much effort to capture an unsee rofl
>>5384162
>>5384163
>>5384171
Im serious the change is screwing up with my head so much, its like looking 1 year to the past, its guy me . fuck.
Feel like sending it to all people i know, including my bf "LOOK AT ME this is what i look like dont date me or be in touch with me.im an imposing degenerate piece of garbage" and then just out myself.
>>5384171
This is what i should do but then it would just be this hideous 80000lbs guy me and ew ew kill me now just because of the idea.
Going to go back and stare that picture until i freak out enough to get myself into a coma. Gaahh
>>5384194
Why do you need lube on first date?
>>5384200
it's not a first date and we've fucked before and i want to fuck him again lol
>>5384203
I thought you had a thing going on with that older guy? How many fuckbois do you have around?
>>5384196
Not transitioning and not improving what you can improve isn't what I mean by "making the best with what you got"
>>5384207
I cant improve my long man face just like that.
Mfw be finally comfy enough someday to do lewd stuff in the bedroom with bf and as soon as he sees me from that angle it will be horror
Its horror even for me
>>5384174
Ok i emailed
>>5384188
what do you mean? you cry everytime you pee??
>>5384194
Is he cute? idk if it was me I wouldn't cancel but... mb it's just cause I don't get many/any chances with boys rn ._.;
hi anne
Ayyy
>>5384120
Are you still here..
>tfw you're a flamekin
>>5384213
omg that's not even BAD
ur hairs rlly similar to mine but better wowie
I think it looks better up but idk
I'd trim brows a lil bit more but idk I love thin brows so mayb don't take my advice l-lol
pass in first pic less so in second pic
idk if u wanted advice but I gave it anyway oops
U do look like u could win a medal in gymnastic tho : ' )
>>5384214
YES
no rofl
u kno what I mean ugh
>>5384240
Im olympic medalist in powerlifting because im a masc strongman... Dont make fun of me..
>>5384240
how big is it anyway? i bet it's cute when it's shrivelled up.
anyone else think dollface is like a literal succubus who sustains herself off of cum or something idk im just sayin she goes thru men like I go thru tampons
>>5384247
pookie do u want to be friend I want to meme with u
>>5384247
my special powers are telling me more like five inches hard and 2 and a half inches down. yours is a grower not a shower.
>>5384248
>she
Are you serious anon?
>>5384248
>cis girl in my mtfg
Heresy
Sup hows it going??
>>5384256
so it's huge? what a waste for you to not use it.
>>5384158
just a single pic?
take more pic, different angles and lighting (different times of the day, outside, in stores, etc)
it's good to be honest with yourself, and you are who you are
>>5384206
a couple but idk i felt like this was mainly about sex the meetup thing i had planned
>>5384248
ya but idk. i told him about the stuff i had to do and also how my best friend is flying into new york tomorrow and how i need to do things for that and he said okay and told me to have fun. i asked if he was mad but he never responded lmao so oh well idk
>>5384248
if that were the case i'd be dead cause i haven't had sex in like a month and a half
I've got some ginger rash going on, but outside of that, do my tits look normal for 1y 8mo of hrt? I just feel like they are under developed...
>>5384251
that's me, lol
although if it's cold, it can get even smaller
makes an easier tuck desu
>>5384263
Amy Victoria?
>>5384265
Quick google search didn't tell me who this is, but I'm not Amy if that helps lol
>>5384266
Do you fuck homeless people?
>>5384268
Nope. Never been on prog. Should give it a shot.
>>5384263
alice?
idk but remember that you basically have the boobs of a 13 year old.
>>5384268
let me touch it senpai... just once? i promise it'll feel good.
>>5384272
Hah! It's totally me. :D
I was wondering if anyone would recognize me.
>>5384272
hey sheen has nice tits. who would've thought?
>>5384275
oh come on bb don't be so shy.. also don't be rude.
>>5384276
I recognised your lower face and your tattoo
also we started hrt within a week of each other, you're 21 months btw
>>5384277
n-no
>>5384279
filter all anons desu
>>5384281
Suppose I am. I lose track lol. I knew I was close though. A month wouldn't make much difference as far as tits go.
>>5384286
Tfw have to use a trip or my mortal enemy who calls me cute will ignore me
>>5384286
*gopes pookie's gt without her consent*
>>5384293
*strokes it*
>tfw pookie doesnt want to be your friend
>tfw you get grouped with rapenons
;_;
>>5384293
Shuddup you... Ill seriously get mad
>>5384296
*puts her mouth onto it and gazes into pookie's eyes*
A part of me just wants to say "fuck it" and start dating qt boys instead
I don't really like dudes that much at all compared to chicks but it'd be so much easier
Why is finding chicks so much harder
>>5384305
*wraps her tongue around pookie's large pink cock hard while whimpering like a good shy girl*
>>5384307
Finding decent guys is only a bit easier imo... You have to look in more irl meetup type things for girls then u just be nice and get numbers until it works
Online is harder for some reason idk
I measured my chest today and it was 39 inches all around
Is this too big? Keep in mind I am fat and around 6 foot.
>>5384310
*continues to suck it while running her hands across pookie's tummy and thighs*
>>5384316
I'm 5'5 and weigh 118 lbs and my chest is 35 inches all around, and I haven't started HRT and have absolutely no bobs. You're more than fine.
>>5384323
*makes a solid eye contact as pookie's beautiful large pink cock throbs and releases sweet tasting cum onto her tongue*
>>5384326
*drools out a bit of cum and slurps it back up while maintaining eye contact*
>>5384322
I dont know about you... Im keeping my eye on you..
>>5384312
I disagree, It would be incredibly easy for me to find a submissive guy and wrap him around my finger
I'd rather be with a dominant girl (or at least an "equal" one)
>>5384328
*swallows the load, sucks out the last remaining drop sitting on pooki's meatus*
>>5384322
n-no you dont liar ;_;
>>5384332
A guy who will just easily wrap around your finger wont necessarily be very decent...
>>5383593
hi im transitioning right now... how do i look? haha
>>5384333
*kisses worn out pookie on the cheek and then lightly on the lips*
>>5384336
I'm talking about easy vs hard options here
>>5384338
*casually takes cash out of pookie's wallet for the service, gets dressed and goes about her way*
>>5384339
Well i said "decent" like if ur gonna switch to guys cause its easier and end up with one who makes you unhappy thats not really easier is it?
>>5384337
you pass if you wear makeup
>>5384343
c-can I send you a fr on steam
Is anyone here on progesterone with their hrt? I cant find much info about it and im always curious on ways i can improve my development. My doctor currently has me on 100mg androcur and 8mg progy daily.
>>5384325
that's basically me,
but I'm athletic and built like a swimmer, and heavier 125lbs
doubt I'll ever get on mones
>>5384366
I also have an ugly face and the worst hair imaginable for someone my age. Give me all of your oppression points senpai.
>>5384375
n-n-n-no t-t-totes not m-m-me haaaa
>>5384374
hey we might be twins,
I have fugly face and my hair bums me out too
>>5384375
Helped you think? I mean im barely 6 months into hrt so idk if i should even try to bring it up.
>>5384382
dang, lets be friends
>>5384386
worth a try
>>5384379
o my names pookie on it oops
can you resend : s
>>5384387
I guess i can wait a little longer before i bring it up, ive certainly got some shape going on but not exactly super much so far. tho to be expected of only 6 months.
>>5384399
that looks rlly good for 6 months actually
Really full l-lol I'm jelly
yeah I'd wait a lil bit idk
You can go for it if you want tho !!
tfw you realise you've spent over £1000 on meds.
>>5384402
T-thanks for the compliment and the advice
>>5384412
>stuttering
no
>>5384414
b-but my fingers are c-c-c-c-c--c-c--c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-
cold.
>>5384418
no heating at all?
>>5384418
o-o-ok
yeah iktf can't type in gloves so just have to push past it.
>>5384422
Can't afford it, I'm all wrapped up in a couple of layers but I forgot my gloves so my hands must go bravely into the cold to reply.
someone pls
cuddles for heat
>>5384426
you'd need really tiny people to cuddle your fingers
>>5384431
lol you're clever, I like you
>>5384412
mhm
hope all goes well
Is Naomi a textbook obvious trans name, or is it safe??
>>5384442
So tired.. Wish i had a girl to cuddle.. Have her feel my biceps, yeah.. Man...
>>5384450
Oops didnt mean to quote???
>>5384449
are you black enough to pull it off?
>>5384455
black? wut??
I've only ever known white people with that name.
>>5384449
Everyone post and have judged your chosen name
>>5384462
Oh, well idk then.
>>5384449
Naomi is like my 3rd choice if I ever change mine tbqh
idk i like it
OH MY GOD I'M BECOMING A GIRL
>>5384477
did you get your certified girl credentials in the post yet.
I don't want to fall asleep I'm so scared why can't someone be here to hold me ;_;
>>5384491
because you're fugly.
>>5384493
not really..
>>5384495
maybe it's your personality?
>>5384501
maybe..
>>5384508
hey I'm trying to diagnose their problem here.
>>5384508
>tfw boobs are sensitive
>>5384512
That means something's happening, enjoy the pain some people never get it.
>>5384508
I've been trying sorry anon I can't really figure it out
So, I'm 5 month mones and I just had my first wet dream, like ever. I never had one before but last night I did is this normal?
>>5384521
yeah most women think in a child-like state, you're just regressing into a point of life the patriarchy stole from you
>>5384512
>>5384516
>some people never get it.
tfw some people
>>5384521
I'm not sure, maybe it's just a result of the rapid change in hormones
On that thought, is the fact that I've never had a wet dream weird?
>>5384521
did you dream of a boy kissing you on the mouth?
>>5384529
b-but I'm part of some people
I never got that bobpain
>>5384531
I'm hoping it means I have lower than average T
>>5384534
It's because you're intersex
>>5384519
How retarded are you?
Step out In front of a car
Throw yourself off a tall building
It's easy
>>5384531
Lol you're on spiro that's why, wet dreams are a guy thing. Stop taking sugar pills idiot.
>>5384534
sorry I read your post wrong
team no boob pain
>>5384542
>hey this is a blue board you can't say that
its not like I mentioned [spoiler]holding hands[/spoiler[ or anything super lewd like that
>>5384546
ban this sick filth
what's going on grills ?
>>5384541
I dunno Anon.......
>Always felt like some sort of /lgbt/
>Came to this board a couple times
>Pics of two dudes cuddling - ew
>Masculine gays in gay general having crude lad-like chat about anal sex - ew
>Weird twink and bear terminology
>Don't understand why I feel so gay yet dont identify with the gays
>Find /mtfg/
>Pics of girls cuddling guys
>Girly refined chat on anal sex
>The same as the straight world except I am the girl
>I can identify with this
Anyne else know this feel
>>5384552
>Bit more than that.
w-what happened
>>5384551
I'm literally so wet right now but im going to get my heart broken
>>5384555
I don't know that feel, sounds like you're gay but just quite delicate.
>>5384555
You are the little girl now
>>5384559
standing in the rain anon?
>>5384557
awww why ?
I'm doing pretty good
s/o woke me up with a coffee and something else
>>5384566
if you're not doing it that is likely the reason, builds up and has to be purged.
>>5384568
LILLY <3 I got job interview in a couple hours. Give me strength
>>5384568
all the good meds are expensive, I'm stuck with spiro and progy. I need to send an email and I'm too scared too.
Was it a croissant? I bet it was a croissant.
>>5384565
I wish
>>5384573
>spiro
Not even once
>>5384551
everyone's getting boxed
>>5384578
pretty sure even ufufu is on spiro
A G P
G
P
Does anyone else wash down their E pill with semen?
>>5384537
So kuppy how is your transition going, we need more patriotic grilles.
>>5384582
Wtf is that supposed to prove
>>5384588
so Cartman how is your transition going?
is 6.0 ready yet? thats the version where you are supposed to come out as trans then version 7.0 is when you actually transition
>>5384588
Unfortunately I have not begun it.
Hopefully after beginning it my patriotism and what not will increase without my sadness.
>>5384582
i'm on spiro. works fine for me.
so uhh yeah, youngish looking 25 year old is still doomed from the start right?
>>5384598
no, the proper time to start is right now
I feel so fucking wonderful after moving to androcur from spiro. Fuck spiro, i fainted repeatedly when i was on it lol.
>>5384600
but will any of the external hormonal changes happen, I'm not structure, that would have had to be started pre puberty, but fat redistribution and softened skin
>>5384592
I'm really not trans though, if I was I wouldn't hesitate to tell you guys, it's a fucking anonymous imageboard for fucks sake. Also I'm manly as all fuck, I'd be a mega hon even if I was kek.
>>5384593
Are you confident or do you think its gonna be honmode? Hope it works out for you, a patriot deserves things to go their way. Not to mention patriotic girls are the best.
>>5384598
>25
Lol you're fucked
>>5384551
nervous af
>>5384606
Yes you'll get changes.
Despite what 4chan perpetuates even people who take them after 40 get changes. Bone structure is really the key factor.
>>5384615
my face is pretty neutral, shoulders are long-ish but round sort of narrow my nose and ribs are the only things that really worry me, I'm tall but most of the girls I know are as tall or taller, same with foot size, I can fix my nose as long as the surgeon who does it inst shit but I'll always look fat because of ribs. pretty much pouring walls of text because it's at that point where it's do it or clock out
>>5384613
why ?
>>5384607
It could go either way
I hope it doesn't end up in hon mode
then I'll off myself
Hey
how is everyone?
>>5384627
tummy dying desu
>>5384606
I started a few days after my 25th birthday and i am very happy with what ive got so far despite only being 6 months in. I posted my boobs earlier in the thread and i apparently pass ok. Don't wait if its a thing you think you want, anon.
>>5384627
Crudely taking measurements of myself
and you?
>>5384626
we could be hons together, I'll be Atilla the Hon and you can be Kuppy the Hon-ourable, you could be fine, if I had to guess you're what? 18-19?
>>5384624
going to a thing .~.
>>5384629
kira no ! ;___;
>>5384631
idk im kinda feeling sick rn idk
>>5384622
>Do or clock out
Then do, if you feel those are your only options it's worth the effort to give it a try first.
You could be very surprised.
I was in same mindset when I began.
>>5384635
18
I'm actually worried I'm gonna be a hon but if I work hard at it, I might be able to make it.
>>5384626
>It could go either way
You can do it Kuppy, give the cis girls a run for their money.
>>5384635
>Atilla the Hon
2gud
>>5384643
I will try, I probably won't be as cute as the rest but we shall see.
Just gotta put in the effort and all that.
>>5384637
ui
what thing ?
>>5384640
how you are rather young, perhaps our dandenong fightclub isn't ready for you just yet
>>5384651
I'm a big guy 4u
but still, my youth will likely avoid me from being a hon. Still it is among my worries.
>>5384652
I'd just feel kinda old hanging around someone 7 years younger than me, also being a hon is more about how you carry yourself, dress, talk, your attitude, there are plenty of cis women who carry masculine features and some unfortunate that they look like a walking slab of bone with near flat chests, they just like us have to work with what they have
>>5384656
I'll try and enlist the help of some of the trips with similar proportions to me.
>>5384659
give me a rough rundown, height, chest, waist, hips, shoulders
>tfw I can't really help this girl I like with her dysphoria
>tfw I can't make her truly happy
>>5384665
These are some measurements that I took recently
Height is 5'11" or 6'
Chest (underbust) is 39 inches, I am overweight however so I might be able to shed a few inches there
No measurements for hips or waist as of this moment
Shoulders are about 17-18 inches
Please be gentle, I'm not fucked am I?
>go to bed
>wake up
>same thread
>>5384669
Uh yes you absolutely are, how overweight are you?
>>5384675
I'm fucked ;-;?
I'm like
98kg right now so about
20-35 kg overweight I think
>>5384671
Yeah we actually talk about things when ugly men aren't ruining the thread with non stop anime garbage.
>>5384669
yeah you're in a similar place to me for dimensions, we're not fucked as long as you had no illusions of being a petite loli-esque girl.
as I love vintage fashions I can easily work around it, one day I might sit down with you in person and help you out there
"if you look like a man in a dress people will be uncomfortable, so the first thing should be to present well"
-Cathlyn Jenner
tfw I agree with her
no h8 pls
>>5384682
No, I'm a reasonable person I believe
I know I can't achieve the loli look, hopefully I can still achieve a seldom attractive appearance or at least passable.
>>5384679
Well you are really quite fat, maybe there's a small spooky skeleton under there.
>>5384683
she should take her own advice
>>5384683
Tbh everyone should try to present well regardless of their gender identity.
>>5384686
Well that's good then, I'm hoping I won't be freakishly large.
Gonna go for the Auschwitz Jew look
>>5384683
I know you're just baiting, but you're the kind of person she was saying that against.
>>5384687
>>5384688
>>5384690
Can we just ignore the crazy troll? This goes for Jenner too.
>>5384683
this is why i'm boymode
>>5384689
well I'm 36 with at least 4 inches of grabbable fat so I could get to 32 at the very least, you surely could too
>>5384691
...fine ;_;
>tfw 28inch chest
>>5384693
Hoping I get down to 36
But I'm not sure how likely that is
>>5384683
does he mean to trick people better?
Like a pedo in a park
>>5384698
diet change and exercise my dear, I cut sugars and sodium in preparation for hrt and general weight loss because E makes it harder to burn fat
>>5384702
idk how much inches I'll lose though
but yeah, I've been trying to exercise lately and eat less.
>>5384689
Just don't go overboard Kupps.
>>5384706
Don't worry, it was just a joke
I'm not crazy
>>5384704
it's less about the quantity but more what you're actually eating, buy walnuts/fruits for snacks, watch how many unnatural sugars you're buying. I have oats in the morning, sometimes lunch (I should have lunch every day that I'm working) and chicken salad wraps for dinner
>>5384679
Tfw i went from 110 to 60. You can do it too.
>>5384709
>I'm not crazy
That's kind of neither here nor there, you just keep working on yourself. The results are guaranteed.
>>5384716
I shall, I will try my best, I promise you anon
>>5384715
there are few cis women that have broad shoulders or large ribs, it just means knowing how to work with them
>>5384721
Yeah I know, it can just be demoralizing at times
>>5384715
Youve got a build pretty similar to me all around. Tfw i abuse cardigans because it makes my shoulders look better.
>>5384728
Do you pass?
>>5384730
Ive been told i do by a lot of people, Some of which had no reason to hugbox me too so maybe!
>>5384732
That's nice
Hopefully I can pass some day too
>>5384730
Ayy lassie, the lads don't know what hit them!
Not that anon.
>>5384734
Do you too have similar proportions to me?
>>5384733
You can make it friend
>>5384736
I will try my best anon
anyone have any idea if hrt can cause minor hair recession to grow back within reason and under 40?
>>5384750
Biotin helps. I keep trying to get my friend to take it.
>>5384750
Go get a bottle of rogaine, a script for fernasteride and a prayer. hrt by itself wont really help.
>>5384757
Only time can tell. Shame it keeps running out
>>5384760
my hairlines hasn't moved one way or the other in years, just curious what I can do to stop it going any further or even grow back the little bits on the side, I know Finasteride blocks DHT but I don't know if it's safe to cut that once T levels are near negligible after a while on cypro
D E A D
E
A
D
hello
I let a guy bareback me last night and my butt hurts
>>5384840
stretch ir
>>5384840
samw 2bh
>>5384848
anne
I need either you or adele rn
which is it going to be?
>>5384840
>>5384849
idk i mean im already here so...
>>5384850
Hi kittu ^^
>>5384852
what do you do when you love someone and they probably love you too but then you're trans
>>5384858
drop out of the relationship emotionally and write a bunch of songs about it
>>5384855
hi qt ^^
>>5384860
is that what you do?
>>5384871
yes
tho thats how i respond to most any difficult situation so.....>.>;;
i have a little question 4 u tho: should i wear a dress or jeans 2day?
>>5384874
Well, where are you going? But I always have a soft spot for dresses
>>5384877
just to go make groceries, and maybe to hang out in the city with my friend later this evening
>>5384887
I vote dress
but do whatever makes you happy
just b urself :)
>>5384874
whatever makes you feel most comfortable anne !
>>5384902
no no, the world is not ready for that!
>>5384901
get those jeans on then and pick a nice tyt pair that show off that delicious donk of yours
>>5384915
> pick a nice tyt pair that show off that delicious donk of yours
as if i own a pair that doesn't!
Mornin' mtfg
How's everyone today
>>5384952
bloated
constipated
boil on my ass the size of a walnut
>>5384952
got to cuddle and stuff with my gf last night
So I'm doing p amazing
>>5384952
feeling sick rn
idk how sick do you have to be to go to the hospital? ;~;
>>5384959
That doesn't sound very healthy
>>5384960
Nice, I cuddled with my cat
So almost good enough right?
>>5384968
If you have a high fever and/or bleeding out of multiple orifices
>>5384968
iktf all day erry day
well like how are you sick? like nausea/flu symptoms?
>>5384973
> like nausea/flu symptoms?
yeah like that. also lots of blood in my pee + my tinkler hurrttttsssss
>>5384980
Blood in urine is usually a pretty big cause for concern I think..?
>>5384980
i peed blood a few weeks ago
that was no fun
>>5384980
I think you're supposed to see a doctor when blood comes out of unexpected holes.
>>5384980
It's normal. You're menstruating Kit. This is a good thing, you are a real girl now :3
>>5384980
yeah blood in pee is something to see the doc for, best case scenario it could be something like a minor infection and you'll go home with some meds to clear it up but it could be something a LOT worse too
>>5384984
like only once? anything else been goin on health-wise?
>>5384984
Umm did you see a doctor? ._.;
>>5385021
that sounds like an infection more than a stone or something tho I'm no doc,
pls take care of yourself, I worry about you :(
>>5384980
That sounds severe enough to see a doctor, please take care of yourself kit. It's possibly a UTI (which requires antibiotics) but it could be something much worse.
Someone smashed a window down the street while i was walking apparently so the police stopped me for ten minutes.
Tfw haven't changed my name, tfw photo is like 4 years old and before any level of transition. that was fucking uncomfortable as hell and generally an unpleasant experience.
https://youtu.be/hddYB-FbD5M
His name is Jaaamees (James) Caaameerooon
The bravest pioner!
No budget to steep
No sea too deep
Whos that?
It's him!
James Cameroooon
>>5385028
im fine tho! it was only just that once. that was weeks ago
>>5385057
I have to produce my heinous, eons-old ID every time I enter the elevator for my laser hair place. Shit really sucks and the gaurd is definitely browsing r9k on the job. Turbocreep.
>>5385078
fucking wannabe roastie reeee
>>5385063
I'm going to play LoL to this on repeat later.
>>5385078
Sounds like it's time to replace it.
>>5385085
Ever tried HoN, Dota2 or Smite? They're all better than LoL desu
I got like 200 hours in LoL, 730 in Dota2 and I'm a rookie to Smite and HoN but HoN is honestly the best out of them all but I cant be assed to learn all the heroes right now.
>>5384966
Why Tay Tay?
>>5385067
post donk then
luv u anne
Night everyone
>>5385104
srry i dont want to and i gotta go make groceries rn
>>5385094
It very much is but its a huge pain/ordeal here, requiring documents I havent had until quite recently. Lots of waiting, confusion, court, etc.
Im also holding out as long as possible for the new photo e_e
>>5385118
kk bring me back some cheese then pls
hello
Should I kill myself today?
>>5385126
wusgud nigga
>>5385119
That makes sense, I don't know what's involved in the process of getting a name change and new id there, or a marker change. I remember getting my name changed and picking up a new id early on to avoid the awkwardness of old id, it's not fun ;~;
>>5385144
just got home from work and now im bored out of my mind
>>5384980
in b4 kit dies
>>5385154
Ive wanted to for a while for all sorts of raisins. I'm getting kind of sick of dealing with coming out to every 300 pound blackguy bar bouncer every time I want to get a drink out.
I also didn't want to go through the ordeal until I was 100% on my name. Which I am now (It was a tough call between Princess and Treasure but Im satisfied with my decision).
>>5385125
k. i'll keep you posted.
>tfw you keep getting more masculine every day
SEND HELP
>>5385209
>tfw you pull back your bangs and look in the mirror
Hey mtfg how much iron did u pump today??
How are you guys supposed to compete against THIS!?
>>5385217
>tfw you look yourself in the mirror with or without bangs
;___;
>>5385096
I tried Dota and liked it better, but all my friends play LoL ;-;
>>5385222
anime trans people are either hyper attractive 100% passing goddessss or ugly tranny joke characters
>>5385221
N-none ;-;
>>5385222
Damn Cartman I didn't know you were into preggos.
>>5385217
I am sure you look good.
>>5385221
No iron today unfortunately. Did some push-ups and a fairly light run, about hour and a half.
>>5385228
>not pumping iron to get a perfect peak masc male form like me
>>5385230
ftm?
>tfw you're at your pc drinking coffee and your alarm on your phone goes off and it's in your bed
aaaa
>>5385222
nice trips and wew lad
>>5385248
I know this feel
>>5385250
No im not allison im a masc man tol tbhon
Pic related, im on a bulk
http://m.imgur.com/oQ8tXof
Anyone want a bf : ^ }
>>5385226
In anime you're either gorgeous or ugly, no shit.
>>5385230
>Damn Cartman I didn't know you were into preggos.
I think it's because they radiate hope for the white race (unless they're carrying a fucking niglet). Like if she was holding a flag and a gun the pic would be perfect. I dont really get aroused by it to be honest, unless it's anime but everything looks better there.
>>5385249
Nice pic innit
>>5385230
Idk about that, I don't post photos with my hair pulled back for a reason.
>>5385258
didnt realise you were into that kind of stuff tbdesu
>>5385257
>cumming on your own ass
>>5385264
Meh, not really one for preggers save for a handful of really sexy and well done pics of anime girls, like that one. I was mostly just trying to yank your legs cause you know, nowombs.
What's the best converse shoe color for gross hons?
Grey?
>>5385277
>tfw :_:
>>5385277
>cause you know, nowombs
Oh Cartman you cad.
>>5385278
Red of course.
>>5385257
You sure sound alike.
>>5385260
Post pic on unsee. We could all use a good laugh.
>>5385289
>red
>ever
White perhaps?
>>5385278
I always liked green pink, especially if my friends drew cool stuff on them.
>>5385310
>Computer assisted design, you blueprint
Shut the fuck up you nerd.
>>5385305
White or black
>>5385310
>Now why would I do a thing like that?
For funsies you silly. Also someone should read more.
>>5385311
I'm just messing about, in the same spirit of posting a sexy ripped dude with a 10 inch dick on r9k asking the same thing, dont take it too seriously.
>>5385329
You're hair is naturally like.. wavy/curly when it gets long right?
>ywn self murder
>>5385311
>not being a virgin in every way possible
loser tbhon
>>5385314
Pink is okay if you're not hyper masculine like me.
>>5385317
black is shit imo, I like to wear black clothes too much too.
>>5385333
;_;
>>5385332
It's wavy yeah. I prefer to wear it straight, but it's hard to find the time to use a flat iron.
>>5385351
Yeah, I thought so, I was just straightening mine out and saw you posting. I remembered the pictures you posted and your hair looked straightened to I thought I would ask.
Mine gets super wavy, I was thinking of getting it blown out cause it's too cold to waste time on hair lol
>>5383631
>tfw you give names to the anons
>but nobody knows your own name
shoulda done this with my trip on
>>5385368
>tfw you post all the time but not in a recognizable way
>tfw people think you're somebody dropping trip
>>5385368
hey thanks for naming us though, I thought it was super cute and you were really nice. I didn't know you tripped but it doesn't matter, I hold you dear to my heart regardless.
If you want to share your name so I can say hi if I see you, feel free to do so ; 3;
>>5385329
>But posting bad photos of myself doesn't seem very fun. ;~;
For you.
>>5385378
>tfw you are somebody dropping trip and you still get recognized
>>5385391
are you a big girl?
>>5385360
Wavy hair is a total pain to style, I basically go straight because I don't know what else to do with it.
Don't blowouts require tons of effort to style properly? I don't actually know that much about hair ;~;
>5´10"
>16" shoulders
>26cm feet
>no hips
>huge hands
>caveman face
>ugly manly hair
>manly eyes
Why even live?
>>5385409
Stop describing yourself
>>5385412
>Stop describing rawr
ftfy
>Steam friend changes steam avi to someone depressed at a table
>Artwork also someone depressed
>Disabled comments
>Posted some depressing lyrics or poem
>Last online: 5 days ago
Shit, I think he killed himself.
>>5385407
Blowouts are done in like 90~ mins and don't require anything after you leave the salon and you can do whatever with it, it lasts like three months.
I had one done a year back and it was pretty nice, I'm just too lazy to book an appointment and waste like 2-3 hours for it with all the waiting.
You should look into it, it's really convenient.
>>5385399
I am not a girl.
>>5385412
Only if you tell me how to deal with all these feels, I can't function like this.
>>5385430
well congratulations, you got yourself caught. what's the next part of your plan?
>>5385437
I wonder if getting caught was part of their plan...
>>5385434
hammer a crayon up your nose and enjoy blissful euphoria in life
>>5385440
i dunno, why would you purposefully get caught when you can't bring friends?
>>5385434
Stop coming here
>>5385434
fuck off rawr
>>5385445
I don't have any.
>>5385456
Yeah okay but I think typing these things helps a bit, dunno why.
I will never be able to transition properly and I will never pass because of this horrible face.
>>5385463
Kill yourself faggot
>>5385470
fuck off rawr
>>5385470
Fuck off, rawr.
>>5385429
Oh sorry, I just looked it up and I was thinking of something else, this is like a Brazilian blowout right?
I've considered them before but I'm not sure how my hair would react to it, it's been pretty heavily treated recently, had color stripped out of it and everything. I'll look into it though, I'm getting a bit tired of wavey
>>5385470
FUCK OFF, RAWR!!!
>>5385470
Fuck off Rawr.
>>5385471
>>5385472
>>5385476
>>5385477
Not even rawr you autists.
Bye
>>5385483
fuck off rawr
>>5385475
Oh shit, I'm surrounded by hair stylists so I assume everyone knows what I mean by a blowout, yes a brazilian blowout, I wouldn't say a brazilian without blowout btw unless you want to get waxed XD
Hmm... I would just get a consult, I never dye my hair so I can't help sorry.
Good thread
>>5385483
see you tomorrow hon
>>5385486
>XD
Back to reddit, you retarded faggot.
>>5385500
I've been here longer than you, I bet you never even browsed when 4chan was a .com or .net
Try harder
>>5385506
>>5385513
>mfw you guys think you're oldfags
Bunch of fucking spider experts, get superslammed.
>>5385517
>mfw you guys
>you guys
th-thanks
>>5385524
You guys is used gender neutrally today you know, that's how I use it anyways. I mean of a bunch of chicks were being annoying id tell them "You guys are a bunch of faggots."
But yeah sure, you gals, dont get your panties in a bunch now, didn't mean it like that.
>>5385486
Yeah I'll probably do that. Worst case I can just wait until the untreated hair grows back in but that will be a while. Thanks ^^
>>5385546
>You guys is used gender neutrally today you know
If you want to sound like that bimbo slut from high school, sure
>>5385549
Are you getting a brazilian wax?
>>5385554
What do you have against Stacies?
Is cartman nice now or a bully? ._.;
>>5385596
K i t !
>>5385603
hi ! how are you?
>>5385561
But I already shave down there
heo
>>5385616
does it tickle?
>>5385624
I am sick rn not sure if i should go to hospital or not tho
if i get any worse i will mb idk
>>5385624
how are u
>>5385629
pls go to hospital kit
>>5385645
im well. im cleaning and doing laundry.
>>5385653
That's good to hear, I should probably do mine today as well.
Did you watch the wizard of oz while dark side of the moon plays yet?
>>5385670
no i have not
i have watched echoes synced up with the final act of 2001: a space odyssey tho. that was neat.
>>5385629
everyone already told u to go dummy!
peeing blood is not ok
>>5385697
you're neat too.
>>5385596
I'm nice, I try my best to be.
When I tease/bully you guys it's just how I fuck with all my friends. I guess my problem is I talk to you guys like I talk to my friends, which doesn't translate as well online
Dont worry, you gals are cool
>>5385724
K... Keep me posted.
>>5385596
Cartman is nice now, the age of Cartman 4.0 is over
Don't know if this is the current thread because you fucks go through ten million a day but this is the first one I saw so I'm posting here.
Do any of y'all know what the average cost of a NW2 to female hairline transplant is? I tried googling but all I got was a lot of unhelpful "lol NW2 no need transplant :^)" and "I'm a surgeon but it's hard to say, come give me money and then I'll decide" type posts
>>5385737
Regardless, watching him post is pretty much like witnessing a trainwreck.
>>5385744
If you are a bald(ing) fucker you can never pass
>>5385724
OK, please be safe Kit, I'm worried
>>5385744
Well you haven't even said where you're from. You can find cheaper surgeons and stuff in India and things but the flight costs may negate anything you'd save anyway so
>>5385724
I hate each and every one of you
>girl comes through
>says my voice is beautiful and girly
W-who the fuck she think she is making fun of a man like that...
>>5385834
Fuccboi
>>5385841
Watch ur fuckin tone!!!
I gotta stop coming here, bringing out too many feels
>>5385822
I hate me too.
im filling out the forms for nearby IC today
calling to make an appointment tomorrow
I might be on hrt around january
I can't think right now this is amazing and scary hopefully the clinic people are nice
thanks mtfg
> Stealth full-time trans girl ~ 2 yrs HRT
> Pre-op, post-orchi
> Go out for the night
Yep, I don't need a gaff tonight
> Get clocked all night
My surgery is scheduled in 2 years, but God, I want to cut my gt off and get over with it...
>>5385866
>Stealth full-time trans girl
>get clocked all night
Top kek are you retarded?
Does anybody know how to stop craving dick without getting a bf or masturbating? I'm pre-trans so I can't get a bf and masturbating makes me dysphoric :(
>>5385884
Anal masturbate you dunce
>>5385892
thanks cartman
>>5385884
this is worst feel
>can't get bf because not very girly and pre hrt etc
>use plastic dick instead
>makes me want a bf
>makes dick hard
>reminding me I have a dick
s t o p
>Walk into the room, see this
What do?
>>5385892
Do you have much experience with that?
>>5383551
Try not to lose my shit because boogie is my favorite youtuber
>>5385904
The ones round where I live are pretty fit and occupied with their hobby, but they know I'm a tranny anyway lol.
>>5385904
Put the groceries down and ask if they wants snacks.
how bout u babe?
I actually do that for my bf and his d&d friends
; 3;
>>5385876
Usually tight panties + stockings + tight jeans combo is enough to hide that thing between my legs. I opted for a skirt that night. I shouldn't have. Even though I double-checked.
>>5385904
What do you think is the total weight of the people in that room?
>>5385924
how big is it?
>>5385932
4500 lbs
>>5385866
how did you get clocked? Did people see your gt?? wtf
>>5385932
Over 9000
>>5385924
Unless people were staring at your dick all the time, that wasn't what was getting you clocked all night hon.
>>5385904
Ask the skinny one out
>>5385951
but he probably has a bad sense of humor
>>5384191
How do we get fetishists to leave the planet?
>>5385956
I'm sure that's something him and I can figure out over dinner
>>5385904
This just seems like my group of friends desu. I'd probably ask if I could join the D&D session or play some 2-headed Giant
>tfw hrt turned you straight
>>5385964
Were you always into D&D?
>>5385964
lol
>>5385900
You're welcome, I'm full of advice.
>>5385907
Not much but I've tried it, shits pretty cash, might let my future gf peg me if shes into that.
>>5385972
anime turns u gay desu
source: 4chan
>>5385935
Pre-hrt it was 5.5" It must have shrunk considerably.
>>5385940
Must have. Or the bulge beneath my skirt...
>>5385947
> Last time (a month ago)
> Get dressed, close shave, nice tuck
> Get complimented by guys
> Asked out by a lesbian girl... almost... (I outed to her)
Also:
> coworkers are clueless
So what else could have had me clocked?
>>5385964
what edition?
for anon desu
>>5385972
>tfw hrt turned you from gay to straight to some very confused variety of bi
Estrogen is a helluva drug
>>5385990
>passability
Simple, Post pic in full girlmode
>>5385904
Jokes on you, one of my uni clubs was cancelled once so I had to go with some friends to the D&D etc. club and they were all incredibly polite and nice to me and didn't stare or question using my pronouns or anything even once despite me being early in transition at the time.
How would one suggest joining one of the skype groups?
>>5386008
All the fa/tg/uys I've ever met were nice, respected my situation and never misgendered me. The worlds they paint are far more understanding than most people think and they spend so much time there that it's just second nature to be like that. Heck, I've met a couple of people that asked me about trans stuff and one came out to me. Very tight knit community around me at least, nothing but good things.
I've also met more trannies who played magic than anywhere else, is this some weird thing around me or ?
>>5386041
trannies play magic because it's make believe, just like their lives