/erp/ general. /lgbt/ edition. Lets bridge the gap between our

my tulpa warned me about this.

>>5386651
Are you stalking me?

>>5386544
Aight, aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat...

>>5386692
no, u r my tulpa

>>5386544
>no hooves

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Buying bf or gf or a friend.

>>5386731
Don't worry ill never leave you...

>>5386760
no, but I will leave you, no that I have brought the tulpa in to take my place I'm jumping from a bridge tonight.

>>5386771
Don't leave me i love you...

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Hello, everybody. Let's be friends.

>>5387256
no, you love that girl you went to the movies with this week, and you know it.
good bye.

>>5387263
...i never did that though tbqh...

>>5387278
oh, I'm messing up the dates again, the girl you're taking to the movies this week to see star wars.
all the universes are collapsing on me really, I'm reaching the point where novelty and habitat is colliding.

>>5387311
The only person I want to take to see star wars tbqh is you...i don't like movies though but Ill pretend to care about it if you put your hand on my thigh...

>>5387322
I just got a call from Molly she says that you guys can pick up the cat by Thursday, also bring the suitcases you guys burrowed.

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Faggots

>>5386693
*unzips dick*

>>5387797
*puts mouth on cock

>>5388403
Thanks I needed a nice warm sleeve. Hopefully my balls fit too.

Nobody wants to erp?

>>5392249
The fuck is erp?
>>5386651
The fuck is a tulpa
>>5387259
Lets! ^_^
>>5387311
StarWars... O.o
My love.... Lets go together.

>>5392277
Erotic role play
It means we talk sexually with each other. A tulpa is a like an imaginary friend

>>5392286
Oh. Cool. Ty.
AntiWays irl WHAT'S EVERYONE THINK ABOUT STARWARS.

>>5392368
It's for normies.

>>5393909
Yay. I a norme!
My life is complete.

Totally miss the days when I hadn't had enough sex and could really enjoy some ERP.