tfw when you make it through work the whole day getting gendered as female based off looks alone while being dressed as a butch lesbian with hair up and no make up and you already have 4,000 of the 8,000 dollars need for vocal feminization surgery.
Cause of course when I speak people will apologize for thinking I'm a girl once I speak cause my voice is complete shit and I can't raise it to save my own life.
I'm going to celebrate this new mile stone and by a cake
Of course when I speak people will apologize for thinking I'm a girl once I speak cause my voice is complete shit and I can't raise it to save my own life.
>>5060689
post pics
>>5060689
cut your tongue off and be mute forever
cheaper tbh
>>5060806
Yeah but then how will OP eat that tight slizz?
Hey faggots, applying to a four year University coming out of a community college. My GPA isn't stellar at all 2.24 (I failed Calculus a few times) and know that I'll probably be rejected. Thing is, it's a low tier school, like really low tier, with a 53% acceptance rate. Anyway, I'm trying to do whatever it takes to get in because otherwise I'm fucked. So I thought, what do the SJW recruiters look for?
I got the idea in my head that I'd like to get affirmative action onto my side, but it seemed impossible because I'm a white male. Then I came up with the idea. What if I was gay? They can't prove that I'm not gay, (especially since I'm a virgin) and nobody outside of the recruiter would know that I had "confessed" to being gay... so, what are the downsides? I had considered pretending to be Jewish as well, but my last name is quite obviously Celtic. Anyone ever done something like this?
tl;dr Lying about being gay to get into college, good idea?
>>5060278
gay won't do anything.
Come out as trans and get diagnosed with anxiety and depression due to dysphoria and family issues to justify your low grades. Good luck!
>>5060289
You're telling me the social value of gay has long since expired? Sorry, I'm willing to pretend to be gay, but pretending to be trans? That's just not something that I can do.
>>5060295
There was never value in being gay when applying for college.
Hey lgbt, I was wondering what your view on this image would be. I think it makrs a lot of sense in view of the high suicide rate with trans people post op. Money not compassion driving the push etc. What do you guys thinks?
>>5060117
It's retaded as hell and "the high suicide rate with trans people postop" is a fantasy Paul McHugh cooked up by misreading one swedish study whose authors told him to go fuck himself.
>>5060117
Not to mention that it takes no account of people who began transition before the media was as "forgiving" towards trans people as it is today.
Can we please shut the fuck up about this dumb ass shit.
Suicide rates do not go up, they go down they just dont match Cis suicide rates which is the dumbest fucking comparison
Also no one is making money off trans people
most trans people on not on hormones, the ones that are pay mostly out of pocket but here is the real interesting thing, hormones are cheep as shit
$10 a month for spiro $80 per every 6 months for E self injections with syringes shipped right to my house, all this without insurence, even more so such a small population does this it makes no sense, surgons make more off tit jobs, and face lifts the medical industry makes a shit ton more over the anti depressants that would be used to treat these people.
I'm a pretty big anal fetishist. I plan on anal masturbating in a bit and I wanna have a wild time. You guys got any kinky ideas, or things you do when you anal masturbate?
Pic related, it's one of the things going in my ass ;)
How do you even fit that in there? What if it gets stuck?
Please more objects that are nice to fit in ass? I need ideas, already tried with a banana and a carrot, they suck.
Does a Condom helps with that?
>>5058861
Buy sex toys and stop using food.
>sick faggot
Remember the "die cis scum" girl? This is her now.
The aftermath of a good dicking, if I had to bet.
>>5058733
Source?
>>5058733
>afab genderqueer is a trender
geez we would never have guessed
This is the face of all tumblrtards in 5 years from now.
Nothing to do with dicking. Just good old-fashioned growing up or finding some other group to give them attention and validation.
How do I be the best "Daddy" I can be?
What do you look for as a little?
My littles are very happy with me now, I'd just like a few tips.
Tell me what you'd like your Daddy to be like and do.
>>5058622 (OP)
Have you tried cummies
nah, speaking as a little I think caregiving boils down to boundaries, affection, safety, and status. One tends to become a feedback loop for the others. As an example:
Knowing we have rules (boundaries) let’s us know you care (affection) and reminds us that we’re being cared for (safety/status).
The rest comes out of flourishes. Like why not print out their drawings and put them on the fridge? Or if you make lunch for them, why not cut the crusts off their sandwiches? Small stuff like that really helps.
It's great that you want to do even better and I think says a lot about what kind of daddy you are. Your littles are very lucky to have you.
Also what if we opened this post up to being a general ageplay discussion thread? That way we can prolong your question’s life and /lgbt/ gets to presumably shitpost all over everything.
>>5058622
Bump. Vanillafag here, I wanna see how this plays out.
>>5059023
what have you done
My boyfriend and I have been in a long distance relationship for 3 years now, we are almost to the point one of us can move the long long way to the other...
He has depression and doesn't take any medication and couldn't afford any anyway. But has been this way the whole time and for the most part its been a happy 3 years.
Lately ive been feeling really alone and the other day i broke down and cried to myself nearly all day, till I feel asleep over reasons greater then but including him becoming more withdrawn.
Last night we had a big argument where he explained he just wants to be isolated and alone for a while. I asserted myself and told him I didn't think he was treating me fairly, ive showered him in love for years and for the past month Ive been getting ignored and snapped at etc. etc.
I love this man so much it hurts physically sometimes and he loves me just as much, i can feel it all the times i can remember.
I'm just so isolated and alone and I miss his affection v.v...
If anyone took the time to read this, thank you... I feel so alone and don't know how to handle it...
>>5058611
Well there's surely some stuff that either you or him ain't telling. No one simply gets more withdrawn and bitchy.
>>5058816
i am an open book
i cannot quote him exactly as i no longer have the chat, but he said something along the lines of "sometimes i just dont want any affection physical or otherwise, i just want my isolation"
After the argument yesterday cooled off we talked more and he said that he just wants to be alone for a while.
But giving him that time alone makes me alone and its driving me insane.
>>5058832
Have you ever seen him personally?
>FtM
>already out of the closet to some people
>pre-everything
>pretty sure am guy
>look at cute grill
>maybe if I looked and were like her I wouldn't mind bein grill so much
>especially when girls get treated better in some aspects
>ESPECIALLY when it means more chances of tfw no gf/bfing for the rest of my life
>wtf
>thought I was over this
I'm somewhat autistic and seem to have some hints of a multipersonality disorder, if it matters. But wtf is going on /lgbt/?
Have I caught the tumblr cancer and got the ~non-binary gendurz~? Is there any hope left for me?
Get on T. Then if you ever feel bad about not being a girl lift weights.
>>5057589
B-But what if then I realize I want to be a petite grill but it's too late because I'll look like the fucking Hulk? What do I do, take estrogen? FtMtF? The fuck?
>>5057401
Tried this but on the opposite side of things. Tried to tell myself "you'll never be a girl so you may as well try to be the best guy you can be" it... Doesn't end well
Kinda makes sense considering how almost all bottom guys have small dicks.
Should small dicked men even get to make claims to being top?
>>5057227
source?
>>5057237
Stop being so fucking paranoid, it's legit.
>>5057238
lol uh huh. if some fucker did a study comparing prostate vs penis size, i'll come shoot you and your whole family.
Questioning trans guy here, I really want to have a male body with muscle and everything but don't know if being born female, I'll ever reach it. Is it worth if for me to transition?
Well for one thing, you don't have to be muscley to be a guy. The ratio of muscley to normal guys is pretty small. There is alot of guys that have lifting a beer can as the most strenuous activity they partake in.
i believe in you anon,
you will crush a human skull between your thighs like a nest of sparrows.
>>5056137
this is aydian dowling
he is ftm
he is a finalist to appear on the november cover of men's health magazine
you're gonna make it bro
Trans girls, which target would you choose?
Other than you, for once.
>>5055603
Feminist, I guess. Kill one feminist for every trans who committed suicide because they couldn't get the treatment they needed. Seems like a fair trade
>>5055653
feefs pls
>>5055603
My government has recently obtained rights to have their secret police screen all traffic in and out of any device, break into my home to get into my devices themselves, and vanish me for longer than the people responsible for the vanishing will be alive.
I wouldn't hurt a fly.
Should I join the LGBT society in college? Or is there any point? Pic not related.
Spent 2 quid to join mine for the year, faggots haven't even emailed about events or shit, and it's been 2 weeks. Not worth imo, sad cus I was looking forward to it as well.
>>5055362
I have a friend who joined them, I might turn up for one thing and if it's shite I won't bother
It depends on the group. I've went to four colleges and only one of them ending up good. The more conservative the college the better the group imo.
I just don't know if I can go on with my life anymore. I don't see a bright future for me, my head hurts from sleeping so little all the time, I can't stand looking at myself in the mirror, my mom wants me out of her house because I'm useless, I yearn for human touch while every cell in my body is aching for dick so badly I cry before going to bed and I can't stop having these nightmares with rats and birds biting me and hurting me. Everything hurts, everything and everyone is irritating. I think I am finally breaking apart.
You need 10 mg of Zen Buddhism
Put your trip back on kayla
hey you candy. you are yourself for tackling all of that bullshit. get into youself deeper and you will find out why you are misstreated. now fuck that and get yourself back on track.
Listen, don't you fucking worry about that.
Are there any gays who don't do anal as their main sex and have happy lives? Or must you be able to do anal to be gay?
>>5054827
>gays who don't do anal as their main sex
Yes
>have happy lives
Let's just say the frot uber alles masc4masc types never sound very happy.
I've met at least one other guy who didn't like anal.
We weren't compatible, sadly, he was ultra-clingy.
i don't do anal often, most of the time i hook up it's just blow jobs and cuddles, also was in a relationship for one year during which i bottomed 3 times. i consider myself happy as far as my sex life goes. anal to me just feels unnatural and unnecessary, i hate the stuff that i have to do before i get fucked. it is enjoyable to a degree, but not worth it for me. i do tell people beforehand than i won't do anal and some lose interest but most are okay with it.
Who /ticklish/ here?
>tfw ugly tranny
>tfw no one will ever want to touch in a non-violent way
>tfw no tickles
>>5054812
>terribly ticklish
>actually hate being tickled
I am but I am an ugly tranny no one wants to touch too
>>5054812
>tfw cute tranny
>bf tickling me against my will all the time
>sex and cuddle afterwards