Meanwhile, in the bun/k/er...

>>34218772
A bunch of gay shit

>>34218772
WHO CAME IN ALL THE AMMO CANS AGAIN

>>34218775
covered in cosmoline

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>>34218772
>shoots self

>>34218772
Stop trying to grab my ass you faggot. I have a gf.

>>34218772
WHO FUCKED THE SKINWALKER IN HERE, AND WHY IS IT SUBMISSIVE?

>>34218772
Guys i put tapco on my SKS isnt it cool?

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>>34218772
FOR FUCKS SAKE WHO SPILLED MY DRUM OF LUBE
I WAS GOING TO FUCK MYSELF WITH A 105 BUT NOT TODAY

Anyone wanna help me lick my SKS clean? No AR-fagteens please.

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Last warning, stop putting your jizz rags in the same laundry load as the clothes, we wash those separately.

>>34218772
Please stop throwing Glocks in the grenade stockpile. And whoever left those five grenades tied together and covered in... Dirt... Please come and reclaim them

>>34220464
I do what I want.

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>>34218784

but srsly doe, need someone to relieve me from over watch duty. i dont think going on without sleeping for the last 36 hours is healthy for me. mom?

>>34219636
Hey that thing was a bitch when I got here, don't pin that shit on me!

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Who the fuck called the ATF

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WHO BROUGHT THIS DAMNED ASIAN KID IN HERE??? AND IS HE GOING TO EAT THE DOG???

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>>34218772
At least a dozen anons have ND'd and several are dead and wounded and being teabagged

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>>34220607

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>>34218772

>>34220464
>jizz rags
>not using biodegradable toilet paper for wiping cum and buildng a large monument out of the trash that will rival the /k/ube.

>>34220384
>puts tapco magazine in his SKS anyway despite many warnings
>gets a double feed which causes the round to blow up with with the bolt open because a second round hit the primer of the first one, due to the shitty mag (and also maybe chink QC)

http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2009/06/08/double-feed-in-sks-kills-operator-a-warning-to-all-of-us/

>>34218799
cosmoline that was extracted from boiled Markovs

>>34218772
Dr. Wily finishes his last robot master and defends the bunker with blue worm machines.

>>34218772
*ding dong* Is this The Bun/k/er (Jesus it's like Vault 34 but more autistic). I got a special delivery for uh... dragon lube, fleshlights, a puppet, and Markovs?

>god dammit who are these weirdos, my feet hurt

>>34220384
WHY YOU FUCK GOOD GUN

>>34219564
For the last time anon, sticking your dick in your Garand doesn't make it your gf...

>>34219564
I'm sorry anon, """""she""""" must be a very nice """""girl""""".

>It spoke to me.
>I didn't hear it at first, as I was like the rest, just laughing at the antics of the other /k/ommandos and caring for my raifu.
>Then I heard It.
>I thought it was tinnitus at first, as the recreational firefight between /k/ommandos had gotten out of hand, as some faggot thought it would be cool to throw a pipe bomb.
>After we magdumped the dumb fucker and divvied up his stuff, we retired for the evening.
>After refusing the services of a femboy prostitute, as I'm not a faggot, and layed down to sleep when I heard It.
>COME.
>I snapped awake, thinking the tranny had come to rape me.
>After doing a º360 check and finding myself alone I lay back down, laughing at myself for being jumpy.
>I closed my eyes and slept.
>I awoke in a void, an Abyss.
>I screamed, but no sound came from my mouth.
>Then, I saw It.
>The fear I once had was replaced by Absolute Terror. Even if I could make a sound, I wouldn't be able to.
>I FELT It, as it LOOKED at me, INTO me.
>Then It spoke.
>COME.

Why are there barely any guns here? And I don't like the way that Brazilian with the dubiously acquired Taurus is looking at me.

>attempts cool .22 trickshot

>Accidentally nail another /k/omrad in the chest

>Round bounces around in the anon's torso until it tracks down an artery causing it to fly through his leg and exit out of his foot.

>Fudds refuse to shut the fuck up about it and are hunted down by all other factions within a week

Hey guys I'm uh... pretty new here. I heard another anon talking about the different factions in this place. Whats that all about? Can I join one of them?

I dropped the soap.

Everyone up against the wall. Newest guy picks it up.

>>34221735

LISTEN UP MAGGOTS

YOU WILL KEEP YOUR HANDS WITHIN YOUR PERSONAL SAFETY AREA AT ALL TIMES. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TOUCH ANYONE ELSE.

ANYONE WHO VIOLATES THIS WILL BE SCRUBBING TOILETS AT 400 HOURS FOR THE NEXT THREE MONTHS.

>>34218775
Nothing's gay in the bun/k/er, we're all brothers here.

>>34221735
>mfw the detention facilities near me have started using liquid soap dispensers built into the wall, purely to eliminate this joke

>>34218800
I think you mean the
/pol/ker

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>>34220882
What the hell, don't let him eat the dog, bitch gives good tail.

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>>34221757
Y-YES SIR!

Can you pathetic roleplaying children fuck off? This is so autisticly pathetic. I'm cringing for each and every one of you sperg freaks. Keep this shit off this board

somehow everyone is either well overweight or skellington mode, with absolutely nothing in between

>>34221799
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!

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>>34221799
No u.

>>34221799
he's trying so hard to fit in and pretend to be an "oldfag". how cute.

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>>34221799
>this post
>in a serious tone

>>34221810
A weapons board. This isn't /v/ yet you freaks seem to think so. Go to /tg/ if you want to roleplay for fuck sake, kid

>>34221814
Says the kid roleplaying, on a weapons board. Grow up spergo.
>>34221815
Why do you think it's ok to shit this place up with pathetic faggotry?

>>34221297
>2017
>using short lever action

Do you even into case extraction?

Sparks a dubie

>"WHO CAME IN THE BROWNIE MIX!?!?"

>>34221779
Watch somebody try to eat that soap and die

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>>34218772
>Day 34 in the bun/k/er.
>of the dozen of us who managed to get in before the bomb hit, we had 3 ½ guns, the ½ being a four-winds shotgun of dubious construction.
>We had made it a third of the way through the 3 year ration supply, and the latrine is not holding up to the intense workload.
>One anon keeps trying to talk me into letting him try anal, "n-no homo".
>There's a guy who wakes up at 3am on the dot and screams GLOCK PERFECTION.
>And then there's Ivan, who went through all the vodka and cosmoline in the first week, and is now synthesizing his own from instant mashed potatoes and motor oil.

If there are any Kommandos wandering the Wasteland who happen to see a beat up bunker with '/k/' painted on it in human shit, please feel free to stop by and visit.

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>lathering self in cosmoline, brb

>>34222044
>>34222072
>>34222091
>>34222155
>>34222163

>be retarded no gunz faggot autistic loser
>come on the weapons board and roleplay like a child in the playground

fuck off

Calm down. We just chillin in the bunker waiting for action

>>34222213
>Notices thread on /k/ that is obviously setting up said responses.
>continues to open said thread and shitpost

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>>34218772
Guys.... the guard dog is starting to scare me, can someone please find its handler?

>>34218772
God damnit, molotov cocktails don't work if you jizz on the fuckin' rag!

>>34222842
Don't worry hell suffocate in a few days

>>34221770
gay incest then

>>34218772
A really big fucking hole coming right up

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>>34218772
Check this shit out!

>>34223465
The other guards take their dicks out of his mouth every once in a while.

>>34222713
>>34222842
>>34222857
>>34223465
>>34223484
>>34223496
>>34223506
>>34223525
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/tg/
>>>/v/
>>>/b/

choose one or multiple and keep your pathetic gay shit out of here

*ding dong*
transgirl pizza delivery here, I have an order of a dozen pizzas with extra sausage for a Mr... Cheeki Breeki?

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>>34223532
cry more faggot

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>>34223532
Suck start your gun, fag.

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>When you see about 5000 to 6000 ships appear at the horizon.

>>34223559
You didn't even crop it right, you can see the tip of the dick in the bottom left corner of the picture. Good taste though, faggot, but Jade Indica's video was better.

>>34223889
>You didn't even crop it right
yup

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>>34218772
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


STOP EATING MY HOTPOCKETS!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, look. I know we all want to stand post but the food isn't gonna cook itself and the fucking cum soaked carpet isn't going to clean itself. Also, to the anon who though installing carpet in barracks was a good idea, please go fuck yourself.

- SGT. Goatfister

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>>34221799

which one of you dipshits 86'd the goddamn microwave?

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>>34218772
STOP STEAING MY URU'S YOU FAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Hey guys. You know... I've been thinking... What if the enemy just y'know, goes around us?

This thread is like /b/ 10 years ago but less funny, which may or may not have to do with my age.

HLY FUCK THE /pol/acks BROKE INTO THE JANITOR'S CLOSET, HATS ON BOYS!!

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>not knowing what happened last time we were all in the bun/k/er

Alright, which one of you faggots went into the communal furry porn stash and left their Bad Dragon horse dick in there?

>>34227276
We are always in the bun/k/er my good friend. And we NEVER forget what happens here ;)

>>34223559
need sauce

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>>34227276
>my story got capped
feels good