This is my wife, /jp/. We recently got married.
Your wife is my paizuri Slave, dude
>>17202716
>Got married recently
How can you marry a girl if OP is a fag
Watch your back, dude!
Why are there so many lewd pictures? Do you want to be judged by Shikieiki-san so badly?
Yes, in a very kinky way too.
I propose Shiki-chan's draconian view of sin and punishment has resulted in actually more mortal sin, not less. If Eiki will send you to hell for even the slightest, most minute offense imaginable, what's the point in even trying to live free of sin? You won't succeed and will burn with everybody else.
Discuss.
>>17180221
I want to rub Eiki's bare skin.
which touhou has the best tummy ?
>>17178771
Why is that cute boy's chest censored?
>>17178771
(you)
Every toohoo tummy is the best
I wanna slap a cute fairy right on the ass!
I want to BITE a cute fairy right on the ass!
>>17165228
I want to slap a fairy on the ass... with my dick.
Fairies must get セクハラ all the time that's why they're so flighty
Yuuka likes you a lot! Most boys act afraid of her, but you just treat her like a normal girl.
Girl? She's a lady!
does that mean we can play smash brothers now
>>17151152
>but you just treat her like a normal girl.
But I'm afraid of girls
Summer heat edition
summer heat can take it easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP3ysFqeEc4
bluesnow's working with the new models, looks like, as well as new voices that sound a little less text-to-speech. Sounds like some new lines in there, too.
>>17135762
It's over, shitty human.
Just let it take it easy forever.
Which LN/WN are you reading?
Not this shit again
finishing vol 2
>>16922277
Grapplemaster
Previous thread: >>17214391
All AKB sub-groups and related *48/*46 groups welcome.
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/y0xcf3Pt
>49th Sousenkyo Results: http://www.akb48.co.jp/sousenkyo49th/
>News
(06/17) 49th AKB48 Single Senbatsu Sousenkyo winner is Sashihara Rino
(06/17) Watanabe Mayu announces graduation
(06/17) Sutou Ririka announces marriage
(06/21) Futamura Haruka announces graduation
(06/22) Okada Ayaka graduation ceremony
(06/28) Nogizaka46 4th Year Birthday Live Blu-ray
(07/01-10/09) Nogizaka46 Midsummer Nationwide Tour 2017
(07/02) Hamamatsu Riona graduation ceremony
(07/06) Hiragana Keyaki 2nd Zepp Tour at Zepp Nagoya
(07/19) SKE48 21st Single (Igai ni Mango). Obata Yuna center.
(07/19) Keyakizaka46 1st Album (Title TBA)
(07/22-23) Keyakizaka46 One Man Live at Fuji-Q Highland Conifer Forest
(07/28) Murayama Yuiri Produced 16th Gen Stage first performance
(08/30) AKB48 49th Single (Title TBA). Sashihara Rino center
(09/22) Asahinagu Movie Premiere (Nogizaka46 cast)
(09/30) Kizaki Yuria Graduation ceremony
>Useful Links
News: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D9rMAdzz3nGL7VRsMO-5o_o9QYsS5VRcg8HjrvlP-Ng/
LODs and Live Shows: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JnKp_AEeGUNTNePfY3C3AO4veiVi7frza82lRo44ejQ
48/46 Group Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B1HFVF5iQBgvjDrPnmwfbq0Iz6VvaOmDep0C2x8yoMo
AKB48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dUAcADxd9BOvJGXXQdPTZ6L7co5N2GhWFiTnpFz68qk
HKT48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13WO-YcaJkph2yu75SwCjEu5DCMC50mZhccureCnwQQA
Nogizaka46 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17eKIpPGgBA1YUV5bI3yyKyQYcW9hqM9iLaFZcZP3mLA
AKB H/S: http://muranokuma.cocolog-nifty.com/blog/
Sakamichi H/S: http://ameblo.jp/seto-kasumi
First for Juri's a BITCH
This is a kyaptutain thread please don't post wannabe failed captains like Juri!!!!
You've dog gone now gone and done did it now, son! You impregnated the spider! How on Earth do you deal with this situation?
>>17214782
Wait for the kid to be born and wait until it's one year old so it gets proper nutrients from breastfeeding, get a divorce and the custody of the child, then marry Futo and have a family with her instead.
I become Spider-Dad.
>>17214894
One kid? She's full to bursting with a brood.
[New to the Game? Read first, ask later]
Wiki:
EN: http://kancolle.wikia.com
EN: http://en.kancollewiki.net
JP: http://wikiwiki.jp/kancolle/
Recent Updates: http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Recent_Updates
KanColle STAFF Twitter: https://twitter.com/KanColle_STAFF
Anon's guide to KanColle: http://pastebin.com/ec862KsG
Air superiority calculator/fleet builder:
http://aircalc.net
http://kancollecalc.web.fc2.com/air_supremacy.html
http://kancolle-calc.net/deckbuilder.html
Combat mechanics:
JP: http://wikiwiki.jp/kancolle/?%C0%EF%C6%AE%A4%CB%A4%C4%A4%A4%A4%C6
EN: http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Combat
Fit guns for BBs:
Others: http://ch.nicovideo.jp/pixy_for_ever/blomaga/ar994724
Iowa: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14q3M_N9HXVC0g2Jp9gA42qkEChq0EeHKeWHn7Hrt1L8/edit#gid=961378818
Warspite: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HHpzOklOtf0l4UaKRQ5_5kKXoFfTK6qGFAXBvzJmemI/edit#gid=0
Equipment upgrade values: http://i.imgur.com/1JfCOmJ.png
Useful Akashi upgrades table: http://akashi-list.me
Drop/construction statistics:
http://kancolle-db.net
http://db.kcwiki.moe/drop
http://unlockacgweb.galstars.net/Kancollewiki/viewCreateShipLogList
Voices/sprites/furniture preview: http://www51.atpages.jp/kancollev
KanColle Viewer (JP): https://github.com/Grabacr07/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (EN 1): https://github.com/Yuubari/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (EN 2): https://github.com/gakada/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (KR): https://github.com/CirnoV/KanColleViewer
Electronic Observer (JP): https://github.com/andanteyk/ElectronicObserver
Electronic Observer (EN): https://github.com/silfumus/ElectronicObserver
kcanotify (KR, EN, CN): https://github.com/antest1/kcanotify
News:
-New and returning Rainy Season lines and sprites (and Shiratsuyu's handphone sprite) have been implemented, including new sprites for Fusou, Kamoi and Sazanami.
-Kumano's Kai 2 and CVL Kai 2 have been implemented. Like Suzuya, her Kai 2 at level 84 comes with a CVL Kai 2 form at level 88, with which it is reversible. Remodelling from CAV to CVL requires another blueprint, but remodelling from CVL to CAV doesn't. She is also able to improve and upgrade the same equipment that Suzuya can.
-The 41cm Twin Gun can now be upgraded to the Prototype 41cm Triple Gun, which can in turn be upgraded to the 41cm Triple Gun Kai, which can be further improved. The upgrades each require two New Model Gun Improvement Materials, which can be obtained from quests.
-Seven new quests have been added, with three of them each unlocking one more, plus a standalone quest. The first requires Kumano Kai 2 and the quest it unlocks rewards either a medal, a New Model Gun Improvement Material or a Zero M63 fighter-bomber. The other two quests are a scrapping quest rewarding a New Model Gun Improvement Material and an expedition quest, and unlock quests which, along with the standalone quest, each reward either a medal or a New Model Gun Improvement Material.
-The 41cm Twin Gun can now be upgraded to the Prototype 41cm Triple Gun, which can in turn be upgraded to the 41cm Triple Gun Kai, which can be further improved. The upgrades each require two New Model Gun Improvement Materials.
-The Fleet Organisation page's ship list now shows each ship's damage status, morale and speed, as well as colour-coded numbers for the ship's level (black for 1-49, blue for 50-79, green for 80-99 and gold for 100+). The fleet number a ship is in (if any) has been made slightly smaller.
-The equipment list can now be sorted been sorted into four new equipment categories: Radar, Transport (including daihatsu), Resupply, and Large Aircraft (inluding flying boats and land-based aircraft). Equipment equipped on another ship now lists the fleet said ship is in, if any. Equipment providing range now has the range colour-coded in the equipment list (blue for Short, Green for Medium, orange for Long and red for Very Long). The sprite for yellow Secondary Armament guns has also been resized.
-The Modernisation and Remodel buttons for ships, the button to initiate a practice match against other fleets, and the buttons for toggling between the Items in Possession and Purchased Items inventory categories, have all been redesigned. The Items in Possession inventory category has also been expanded by 12 slots.
-Quests with multiple choice rewards now open confirmation windows when selecting the choice of rewards.
-A Kai 2 is planned for Yura for the next maintenance on June 23 and Saratoga this midsummer. At least one BB and one more CL will also get a second remodel.
-The 5th year of KanColle will see something "interesting" regarding foreign ships.
-New Akizuki- and Matsu-class destroyers are under plans to be added.
-Current Collaboration between KanColle and Fuji-Q theme park, 1:1 scale Zuiun on display.
>>17214766
Nice fucking job OP. You get my thread pruned for a shitty image with
>subs
>>17214792
Not to mention you don't know how to link the previous thread.
>>17201742
>>17214798
Fuck
/bmsg/ forever subedition
warm su subsubedition
stalking japanese girls 101 subsubsubedition
>FAQ:
https://pastebin.com/Yfnx0Yuk
>BABYMETAL:
US/KORN (Jun 21, 22, 24, 25)
JP (Jul 18, 19, 20, 25, 26, Aug 8, 9, 19, 20, 29, 30, Sep 26, 27, Oct 14, 15)
>SAKURA GAKUIN:
RTG2016 Release (Jul 7)
TIF (Aug 4, 5, 6)
Amuse Fes WOWOW (Aug 19)
>CIAO:
"Song for you" Release Events (Jul 7, 8)
>LATEST VIDEOS:
BM: https://youtu.be/WmrhpGeFaVU & https://youtu.be/0Irz7D-Lork
SG: https://youtu.be/LEw0OefkSpo & https://youtu.be/PwGwesb83jA
Ciao: https://youtu.be/SIGSwAFcU18 & https://youtu.be/WBZ9QgUR15A
Grads: https://youtu.be/GhsX8no4Gno & http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5r80py
>EVERY WEEK:
さくら学院の顔笑れ‼︎FRESH!マンデー (Mon 19:00 JST)
https://freshlive.tv/sakuragakuin
>MERCHANDISE:
asmart.jp/sakuragakuin
asmart.jp/babymetal
asmart.jp/muto_ayami
asmart.jp/ciaosmiles
hmv.co.jp/en/artist_Ayami-Muto_000000000556985/
babymetal.tmstor.es
babymetal-uk.myshopify.com
babymetal.manheadmerch.com
>SPREADSHEET:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1inuuituVibgwZPWlmyll4Q3jLEGQye9PcsGiPZHTU0Y
>Previously on /bmsg/: >>17204034
First for our future favourite gaku!
Daily reminder that a real BABYMETAL thread exists here:
>>17203827
>>17203827
>>17203827
>>17214740
Yes, please everybody that only likes Babymetal go there.
>NEWS
New Clock & Botan song announcement on the 03/26
Doping Berry disband on the 07/13 & Rin Yamada leaving Strawberry Syndrome
TTTs Audition still in progress
TIF Lineup in construction, /alt/ meetup when ? http://www.idolfes.com/2017/lineup/
>RECENT MV SELECTION
Strawberry Syndrome『Melancholic』https://youtu.be/X68dcfGnU9Y
Clock & Botan『Groo-Me』https://youtu.be/4VAtNFqE4Pk
DaiDaiDai 『Bokura dake Bokura dake 』 https://youtu.be/cs2oUByVxOo
Bandojanaimon! 『Fan+Tic』https://youtu.be/ui6-IkIKkqc
Task have fun 『3WD』https://youtu.be/okukS-aW_60
BiS 『SOCiALiSM』 https://youtu.be/tQzg26FP-0o
Happy Kuru Kuru 『Kurukuru fantasy』 https://youtu.be/ZuhrmQB1qeo
Desu Rabbits 『Desuma Spring』 https://youtu.be/ad47As_rDfw
Avandoned 『Hello!!』 https://youtu.be/zN9NThhVLT8
You'll Melt More! 『Unmeー』 https://youtu.be/ed-LsUht8iE
>TOTALLY OBJECTIVE POPULAR BANDS SELECTION
Bandojanaimon! 『metamoriser』 https://youtu.be/xWUPHH8Hr60
CY8ER 『Tetote』 https://youtu.be/4grZteJFFQI
Guso Drop 『Painfully violent』 https://youtu.be/I-pZmNt6MoE
Minna no Kodomo-chan 『I wish I were dead when I wake up』 https://youtu.be/UPcPzMvw7lM
Yanakoto Sotto Mute 『Lily』 https://youtu.be/uZhSQ2OXQL8
The Nyantoka Nyaruzu 『Chikyuu ga Tonikaku Kawatteru』 https://youtu.be/4fBe6NgAQ5I
>LIVE PERFORMANCES
Runaten: https://youtu.be/WaZMuOs1R0U
Saka-Sama: https://youtu.be/GpYrH2ekG1U
You'll Melt More!: https://youtu.be/s4SoyOxvWPM
・・・・・・・・・: https://youtu.be/ismMy5wBhnE
CY8ER: https://youtu.be/WtdIgYO9xSQ
Shiina Pikarin: https://youtu.be/LppTjFP7aog
Oyasumi Hologram: https://youtu.be/XWH_cu-BV_M
Emoquru Scoop: https://youtu.be/XPnVa_JFG_I
There There Theres: https://youtu.be/op6rRp-BgVM
First for best runa.
Wait, where did the other one go?
Or.. did I travel in time again?
>>17206125
Janny being a fag and deleting legit threads.
Japanese bird having existentialcrisis.
Japanese birds like chocolate!
Japanese bird causing havoc in the kitchen.
>>17198776
Is it his kitchen?
Can we have a thread dedicated to the cutest vampire in Gensokyo?
She has a cunning plan! As expected of the mistress of the Scarlet Devil Mansion!
She's so cool