Yuuka likes you a lot! Most boys act afraid of her, but you just treat her like a normal girl.
Girl? She's a lady!
does that mean we can play smash brothers now
>>17151152
>but you just treat her like a normal girl.
But I'm afraid of girls
>>17151289
And she knows that, which means by acting afraid of her, you are different than most of the other guys that act afraid of her - you are treating her like you treat every other female.
She is very wise from her experience, so she just innately knows this.
>>17151152
>you just treat her like a normal girl.
Wouldn't she find that insulting? Yuuka takes pride in her age and abilities, doesn't she?
She made me fight against Elly. After beating her I don't feel quite human anymore.
>>17151253
She only plays Blazblue.
used pantyhose
>>17151708
okay, i can learn i guess
>>17151367
Does she know how badly I want her?
Yuuka is ugly! UGLY!
>>17153078
>>17153108
I wanna grope her breasts.
>>17153108
I want to become her own personal punch pussy
>>17153143
Same
>>17151152
Yuuka is the easiest Final Boss.
She's harder in PCB.
>>17151152
>normal girl
She's not normal.
SHE IS SPECIAL AND DIFFERENT!!!
>>17154568
I know that's shit and Yuuka's just tricking you.
>>17153455
Aspergers flower girl.
>>17154635
what the hell yuuka is literally me? (except that i'm not a flower and not a girl)
>>17153402
>She's harder in PCB.
am I missing something here
>>17154582
yuuka is not the type of lady to dip her feet in excrement, you disgusting anon.
>>17153402
>Yuuka is the easiest Final Boss.
>>17154568
I don't like chocolate.
I just want Yuuka-chan to stomp my face so hard.
>>17153108
I love this pic. It's my new wallpaper.
>>17153078
No. She's a slut.
>>17151152
I don't remember punching Yuuka in the face.
I would like to know what her butte smells like.
>>17156652
That's because Yuuka was bullying you and you're her slutslave.
But I hate girls.
>>17154705
I can see it.
>>17157336
Me too. The only girls I like are 2hus.
>>17156326
Mima is Sans though...
>>17151152
will she cut my dick off and use it as sunflower fertilizer?
>>17157874
No because faggots are poison for flowers.
Yuuka loves you! Cuddling with Yuuka on a couch! Burying yourself in and resting your head on her massive mountainous milky mammaries!
>>17160131
But she's a flower, not a mammal, there wouldn't be milk!
>>17160316
There are plenty of flowers that secrete a milky, white substance - this picture can double as Yuuka's nipples AND vagina!
Her fatty breasts are so chock full of milk that the slightest bump can cause her to lactate or squirt her tasty milk all over the place!
>>17160131
I want a dakimakura of this pic.
I want to treat her as my paizuri slave.
>>17160368
>There are plenty of flowers that secrete a milky, white substance
And most of them are poisonous, better be careful.
>>17160368
I want to reproduce with her boobie
>>17160368
I want Yuuka to breastfeed me while we snuggle in bed
Yuuka is very inspirational.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE
>>17154568
I'd lick it all right up, then surprise her by asking to lick the other foot even though there's no chocolate on it!
Yuuka doesn't really understand your fetish, but she goes along with it anyway because she likes you so much!
>>17168144
>posting an image that has already been posted
what did he mean by this
If I water Yuuka a lot will her boobs get bigger?
>>17168339
Who are you quoting?
>>17168451
I love this picture. Yuuka's massive ass!
>>17168411
No. Yuuka's whole body will get bigger and probably will eat you.
>>17169595
I'll just feed her other people instead.
>>17160368
Drinking Yuuka's delicious milk! Entering an opioid haze while sucking Yuuka's breasts!!
>>17169698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2E9kBc7xG0
>>17170606
>overdosing on Yuuka's juicy milkers
i'll take 2
>>17171108
I am going to make out with Yuuka's filthy, sweaty armpit pussy.
>>17171108
Aah! Sweet morning dew all over Yuuka's body!
>>17171108
I want Yuuka to present her nipple to me as soon as I wake up!
>>17171108
Yuuka would be a good mother with those breasts
>>17171108
I want Yuuka to liveas my own personal paizuri machinein my house.
>>17171108The more you drink, the more you become a Yuuka-chibi clone.
>>17154568
I'd rather sniff and lick her sweaty soles over a used pantyhose.
>>17151152
Why does Yakumi Sarai never draw any Yuka? Holy shit I would sexually masturbate to that so hard.
>>17157444
True, they're both dead
WHO GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO POST PHOTOS OF MY WIFE?
>>17183652
WHO GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO MARRY A 2HU?
What would Yuuka think if she read this entire thread? Reevaluate your lives you degenerate fucking scums.
>>17187478Yuuka would say "You're alright for a bunch of worthless humans, let me add you guys on Skype." and everyone of the thread goes "You use skype, you nerd!?" and she looses her shit on everyone "I KILL YOU I STAB YOU WHEN I FIND YOU!!" like an angry techsupport.
>>17187850
Why are you using a spoiler?
>>17187933
Deito
Yuuka has the prettiest eyes of all the 2hus!
I stole Yuuka's panties. I'm thinking about selling them here.
>>17188820
Sell me her unwashed bra.
>>17188881
IT ISN'T IN SALE!
Yuuka bullies me. Plz halp me /jp/! I beg you!
>>17189242
Can't see this gentle creature bullying someone.
>>17190504
She must've silenced Tenshi so that no one says bad things about her.
>>17190521
>>17191797
>the enemy of my enemy is my friend
>>17188019
Yuuka worked very hard on a cake for your birthday. What do you say to her?
>>17192115
I would thank her kindly for making it and then trying my best to not notice the metallic taste when I take bites.
The Yuukas, side-by-side
>>17192192
where the HECK is sleepy yuuka
>>17192115
I love you.
>>17192192
I want mommy Yuuka to breastfeed me and Loli Yuuka!
>>17192192
I'll take whisky Yuuka, thank you
>>17192115
I tell her she's the best cake there is.
Oh look, Yuukarin has split in five and surrounded Sanae... What for, I wonder?
>>17192841
Fulfilling Sanae's ten desires.
Yuuka Badgal
YuYuushiki
>>17192850
And what would they be, precisely? And how would Yuukarins fulfill them?
>>17192192
Yuuka clones! I really need one of them!
>>17193303
get in the line
You can have a Yuuka with 12/10 feet. The cutest, most adorable, perfectly shaped feets in the world that give footjobs that are better than sex. They smell exactly what you'd like them to smell like.
In exchange, so loses her milk mounds.
Do you accept?
>>17194283
Only if she has a cute little penis too.
>>17194283
Of course. Boobs are for homosexuals anyway.
>>17194283
Why would I do that if I can get a Yuuka with 10/10 feet and 10/10 boobies?
Yuuka wants to ride in a GT-R!
>>17194689
I want to ride Yuuka.
>>17194689
R-34[Model]?
>>17194689
I don't want to go to an unknown place with a stranger. It's dangerous!
>>17194283
I'm a paizurifag so fuck you useless slut.
>>17195249
>>17195261
Did you make a mistake?
>>17194316
With or without balls? This is important.
>>17195275
She can't cum if she doesn't have balls. That's important too.
>>17195302
Semen comes from the prostate, not the testicles. You don't need balls to ejaculate, but you do need a prostate, which most dick girls probably lack.
>>17195310
My biology teacher was wrong then. /jp/ is my new school now.
>>17192841
She going to be playable again one way or another.
>>17195345
Sanae was a mistake
>>17195326
It's probably you just confused the words "semen" and "sperm"
>>17195511
iirc semen consists of liquids/something from prostrate , cowper gland ,seminal vesicle and testicles
>>17195302
That's not what my doujins taught me anon.
>>17151152
>Yuuka likes you a lot!
>>17157444
More like Gaster. Because she doesn't exist anymore.
>>17197847
mima's connection with bones is more relevant than her nonexistence these days
>>17194283
What would 12/10 feet even look like?
>>17197854
Gaster is also a skeleton though.
Yuuka gonna show who is the boss of this gym.
>>17197854
why are we talking about Mima in the Yuuka thread
Mima is a nerd and Yuuka would steal her lunch money any day
>>17197925
That's octagon cage though.
>>17195046
I think R32 is the only one with a circular inset side mirror defrost vent
>>17195238
She just wants you to show her what the RB26 is capable of. You can do that without understeering into a guardrail, right?
>>17198112
Mima is Yuuka's ex.
>>17198925
Wet Soil
>>17198959
Wet soil smells nice
>>17194689
I can't drive!
>>17197925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f2QzxYyICQ
Cute girls doing cute things.
>>17199645
My queen of the ring can't be beat!
>>17197925
I'll show her who's the boss in the bed.
>>17198311
Is Yuuka single? That means I won't die virgin!
>>17151152
I had a dream that Yuuka was my mother.
Should I try to break through this masturbatory wall or should I lust after the hundreds of other touhous?
>>17192192
No one in that picture is Yuuka.
>>>/soc/25351825
You guys missed the ERP thread
>>17200037
I always feel bad looking at ERP stuff because while I'm good at roleplaying things I understand or know about, sex is always forced and weird
I think I'd need someone to hand-hold me through it, but nobody wants to do that especially not for someone who can't RP a girl or invest in a throwaway character long enough to use it
Murder, violence, and insanity is just so much easier to self-insert into than anything else
>>17200037
WTF is this? There is not Yuuka in that thread.
Yuuka just got back from town
https://youtu.be/tqMrTrc9e4I
I want yuuka to kill me
Today I will remind them
>>17203072
Buzz off, my man. Yuuka is not like that.
>>17203072
>implying it is bad
I hate Yuuka. She's a worthless stupid slut. I don't want to see her in any 2hu game again.
>>17203748
Are those mean kids picking on you again, anon-chan? Why are you so violent?
>>17203072
Someone just give her Mokou.
Yuuka not caring about the world.
Yuuka would kick Yukari's ass.
>>17204704
Nope, my mom can beat up your mom.
>>17203748
take it back
>>17204704
Don't you mean Yukari would fuck Yuuka in the ass?
>>17206483
I think he means that Yukari and Yuuka would fuck me in the ass.
Yuuka is smelly
>>17206535
But I like stinky girls.
>>17206536
The Reimu thread is two blocks down.
>>17206590
Stinky, not gross.
Yuuka does not smell!!
>>17206669
Is it because she has no nose?
Yuuka is my femme fatale
>>17206704
Yuuka is the best of all 2hu mommies.
>>17192192
Where is Killer Kazami?
I like Yuuka with long hair that covers one of her eyes.
>>17207631
I very much agree and add that open forehead makes her look even more sensual.
Now, imagine her bent over something with her mouth open and tongue out, with her eyelids half-closed, tucking her long hair — you sense strong flowery aroma drifting from it, the odor that makes your head spin — back so they won't get in the way...And go change your pants.
>>17207589
Here you go.
Yuuka!
>>17208245
>>17208245
Yuuknya!
Would you attend Yuuka's recital anons? What would she play?
>>17208331
Her PC-98 theme (Sleeping Terror).
>>17200235
I tend to ruin it with stupid and silly stuff, roleplaying as some 80's cartoon character when everyone wanted to do good'ol VN ERP'ing. I had my fun with those steam group chats.
I want Yuuka to take my first time.
>>17208258
I want to arm wrestle with Yuuka!
Yuuka is just a middle-aged OL who likes flowers. She doesn't really have any time to take care of the flowers herself, so she has /jp/sies who unconditionally love her doing it for her.
>>17192192
This is my wife and our children
I can't stop saying how pretty Yuuka is!
Yuuka is sweet and gentle.
yuuka is a hag, but she's the best out of all hags so it's okay
>>17151152
What are Yuuka's favorite flowers?
>>17211670
I imagine she's a fair mother who loves all of her children equally.Although Youka is the one closest to her.
>>17211684
I'm glad to hear that Yuuka loves children.Because I want to make a BIG family only with her.
>>17211764
Follow my example, then. Make your own world with her as your beloved wife and live happily till death do you part.
>> Don't stare, abyss, or I'll stare at you.
Ara~
You are a good listener, anon-kun. I like that.
yeh~
Look at this nightmare beast!
>>17214651
I'm sorry, but roleplaying is NG
>>17211801
>red string of fate
>you two aremt even bound by the same red string
Im waiting
>>17211670
Yukarin FOREVER 17
>>17211801Death is for faggots.I'll ask Eiki to keep together after we both have died.
>>17198181
Oh, okay.
Old but Gold, Nissan can make some good cars time to time.
>>17206675
Yuuka is a beautiful flower! Such things do not apply to her!
>>17215500
What a nineball you are, Junko. Can't even see beyond the image. Chang'e was right.
Don't go dyin' on me, thread.
>>17217911
Yuuka is too young to die.
>>17217919
That's why she's worried about this thread, you dummy. She's a very kind woman.
>>17218069
This kind creature.
Yuuka is actually pretty shy around boys.
Yuuka really really REALLY wants Anon to slap her big fat butt! She's dripping wet and salivating at the thought of Anon's meaty hand giving her buttcheeks a big hearty THWAP!
>>17219016
Too bad! I'm a tits man! No butt slappings for Yuuka!
>>17219036
Oh, come on! You're TORTURING Yuuka by refusing to bully her butt!
You'd better at least honk her honkin' honkers!
>>17218998
Cute, CUTE!
>>17219049
No paizuri, no deal.
>>17151152
This thread is fucking autistic as shit.
By the way, for the people arguing earlier in the thread, Yuuka is VERY smelly! She has sweaty, smelly, cute armpits!
Yuuka after sex.
>>17219097
Remember, you have to hold hands and cuddle with Yuuka after AND during sex!
>>17219102
Talk about high maintenance.
The Yuuka.
>>17219094
>not hairy
I bet it doesn't even smell that much!
>>17219117
Splashy splash the Yuuka!
FEAST!
Ok /jp/, stop posting lewd shit about my 2hu lady Yuuka.
I don't want to hurt anyone.
>>17218998
I-It's just obligation chocolate, okay!? Don't get any weird ideas about this!
>>17219171
Yuuka would NEVER be so gross as to never shave her lewd smelly pits!
Even chubby Yuuka isn't enough of a slob to go unshaven!
>>17219415
>chubby Yuuka
>>17219415
How did she get so fat?
>>17219444
By eating a lot of sunflower seed pie.
>>17219435
Don't bully her belly!
She just loves sweet desserts and tasty treats!
>>17219330
Let go of Satori! Right now!
>>17219448
I want to make her a pie with MY seed!
>>17219454
Yuuka was building the courage up for a WEEK to give you that chocolate! Consider her feelings, you jerk!
>>17219415
Wew lads it's time to add another load to the ol' spunktowel.
>>17219502
Are you really masturbating to a chubby Yuuka with hot, sweaty, steamy armpits, anon...?
>>17219492
>>17219516
Look, I don't care who you are or how fat you are if you present to me your sweaty armpits I'm going to deposit a load right between the folds.
>>17219533
What would be your ideal armpit smell for Yuuka?
>>17219540
Sunflowers obviously.
>>17219540
Sweaty, musky with a bit of earthy hint, like she had just been working the fields under the sun.
>>17219553
That succ looks painful
>>17219557
It's Yukarin, she wouldn't do anything to cause harm to herself anon, its all okay.
>>17219565
I was talking about whoever was getting succ but okay.
>>17219571
Yuuka's armpits could take it.
>>17219571
I.. Can't follow what you're trying to say here anon.
>>17219553
>>17219557
>>17219571
fuck off
I want to have offsprings with this creature.
Beach playday with Yuuka and her friends!
>>17219578
Something wrong?
Yuuka is a woman with big bouncy milk-filled breasts and wide hips!
It's a sad day when Yuuka can't expose herself on the internet! Personally, I think everyone in the world should enjoy her body! There would be no wars or ISIS if everyone could see a naked Yuuka!
>>17219874
There is a difference anon. I dont want my Yuuka being stared at by no good anons!
>>17219484
I want people to stop sexualizing my Yuuka-chan first!
We can keep hurting Satori all day.
>>17219895
DELETE THIS.
Satorin isn't for hurt horribly, is for love and hugs.
Instead Yuuka born for lewd thing in the sunflower fields.
>>17219492
That chocolate was poisoned! She just had evil feelings. I think Yuuka is the real jerk.
>>17219892
Sanae looks weird.
>>17219914
It wasn't poisoned! Yuuka just isn't very good at baking chocolate. Anyway, just look at her! Would a real jerk share her scarf with a flower!? No, Yuuka is kind and caring and NOT A JERK!!!
>>17219937
Hey, I was expecting to see Yuuka's vagina or nipples!
You jerk!
>>17219668
Actually, breasts are mostly fat tissue.
>>17219940
We can't post lewd stuff anon.
>>17219937
If you think about it, the spoiler image is Yukarin's censored lady part.
>>17219895
Stoooop! Stop, Stop! STOP! Stop hurting Satori!
Please! She did nothing to deserve this!
Cuddling with Yuuka! Spooning Yuuka! Staring into each other's eyes! Yuuka giving you bedroom eyes!
Have I mentioned you're all really fucking autistic?
>>17220272
Even I, anon?
>>17220272
Meaningful post anon. Anything else you want to tell us?
Just let it be. Just enjoy the fun times. They won't last forever. Even if it includes being autistic. It's only a matter of time... Just hope you pass on to Gensokyo before "IT" happens, if it happens.
>>17220272
Meanie.
>>17220272
Go back to /lgbt/ angry anon.
Yuuka is now next to you, what do?
>>17221881
I'm going to sleep soon, so I'll ask her to join me! I hope she says yes. She's really cute in pajamas!
>>17221913
She's actually Mima. Just look at the stars in her hat.
Why did Yuuka cut her hair and stop wearing pants?
>>17221881
I ask her to fuck off because I need to jerk off to other 2hus.
>>17222267
Do not reply to my posts with such cancer ever again.
>>17222275
IKR. This isn't Facebook where you can post your unholy shit. Here we have rules!
>>17222287
>>17222222
>>17222267
>>17222287
>>17222316
Why is Mokou invading a Yuuka thread?
>>17222316
Get used to it, faggot.
>>17222323
Because Fire types beat Grass types.
>>17222330
At least Grass doesn't die from contact with rocks.
>>17222323
You ask me.
>>17222330
Why is /vp/ invading /jp/ now?
Were Mokoufags always this obnoxious?
>>17222347
Yes
>>17222347
No wonder why Mokou gets lots of hate.
>>17222342
>>17222316
>>17222287
>>17222267
>>17222329
>>17222347
No. Please don't take this rogue anon as the ambassador of our hot pant-wearing lady.
>>17222350
>>17222352
Fake news.
>>17222357
Who did create these Mokou emojis? I hope he's already dead.
Waaah I can't ERP in peace :(
>>17222366
it was cute before the normies invaded it.
where is meido when you need her the most
>>17222369
Go to /b/ or /qa/ if you want to shitpost, boy. /jp/ is a serious board.
Thanks God that Mokou is immortal so we can torture her forever!
>>17222222
Trying to impress younger boys.
Good morning /jp/. How's your Yuuka tulpa today?
>>17222413
>tulpa
>unironically considering tulpas
back to /x/
>>17222415
This isolationist policy of the jay pee needs to stop!
>>17222423
>culturally enriching jp
/jp/ is only for /jp/sies
>>17222413
Had to make a Jackie Chan tulpa tondefend my self after my Yuuka went berserker
>>17222431
Who are you quoting?
>>17222448
im quoting >>17222423
WHO YOU CALLING "AUNTIE"?
>>17222979
(I love it when auntie Yuuka gets all hot and bothered; her tits jiggle and fly around like crazy...!)
>>17222979
Hi Yuuck'a!
>>17222979
but i called you Mommy
Yuuka is YUCKY!
Yuuka is my pet!
>>17224724
Yuuka will not be cowed.
Reminder that Yuuka has already had my kids!
We no front page anymore.
Fuucka Kazami
>>17224950
arm pussy?
>>17225780
Yuuka! Look! Your tie is in your boobs!
>>17226035
I'd like to be her tie.
YUUKA STINKY BOOBS
>>17223886
>>17228842
Why are her breasts so large?
>>17228851
So she can breastfeed all of her offsprings.
>>17228842
Why are her breasts in her stomach?
>>17228908
Boobs has sag, they are not round balls like your stick-figure drawings.
>>17228908
Sag tits, typical of old hags.