You've dog gone now gone and done did it now, son! You impregnated

>>17214782
Wait for the kid to be born and wait until it's one year old so it gets proper nutrients from breastfeeding, get a divorce and the custody of the child, then marry Futo and have a family with her instead.

I become Spider-Dad.

>>17214894
One kid? She's full to bursting with a brood.

At least she hasn't eaten me... Yet

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>>17215306
>IIRC, she's an Argiope spider, or kogane-gumo in Japan. The argiope is in a group of spiders called a "money spider" in traditional sayings/folklore because they are supposed to bring good luck with money if you leave them to weave their webs near your home. (In particular, the visible patterns they weave into their webs to make their webs obvious to birds so birds don't plow through and destroy their webs are considered lucky markings.)
>According to the Wikipedia article on their mating habits, their courtship involves a male weaving a web next to the female for a while until she gets used to/accepts him as a mate, and I don't see anything about them eating their mates.

>>17214894
>Wait for the kid to be born and
Anon, do you know what a spider is? Ots not going to be just one. Prepare a funeral for your wallet.