/dixie/

>>74040041
first

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second for agrarianism, state's rights, and radical Constitutionalism

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>>74040034
Regulations only exist to justify the encroachment of the federal government

>>74040077
What did you go to Kentucky for?

>>74040049
>a tumble weed
o am laffin

good to see /dixie/ alive and well desu

Muda muda dixie

Look at us, burning through threads like there's no tomorrow. Just a week ago I had to make a new one every day when I woke up.

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Bojangles reporting in.

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>>74040115
>we're a real general now

my loyalty will remain to /dixie/

may our general never die

>>74040151
I wish we had Bojangles here

>>74040115
third edition today, we're approaching full power after a very slow start
all we need is more memes and we'll be a full on hub for Southern culture discussion and nationalism on the internet

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>>74040107
dank memes

I'm hungry, sleepy, and need to transfer my lab work. What to do

fifteenth for white sharia

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>>74040180

Naming my daughter Antebella. I don't care what her grandmother thinks.

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>>74040163
dude

i miss it so much

>salty spicy thick fries
>perfect biscuits brushed with butter and salt on top
>greasy yet delectably juicy chicken

fuck

>>74040193
me on the bottom left

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ITT: Men who did nothing wrong

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>>74040193
>that pic

If I ever have a son I'm going to give him a really long, pompous, regal-sounding Southern name.

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>>74040193
Match made in heaven.

>>74040193
So fat, I guess have to fuck her since I'm black

>>74040234
If Calhoun had been president we'd be living in a perfect world

>>74040250
L'd'quellishaw

>>74040273
foy

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>>74040250
Jaquantavius, right

>>74040250
Beauregard

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what does dixie think of ((((science)))))

>>74040292

Amos

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me on the far right would i fit in in your dixie?

>>74040306
Funny way to spell God

>>74040309
fuck out my thread

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>>74040308
Amos is a given name

>>74040306

>>74040306

He's foraying into waters he's better off leaving lie.

>>74040330
kys you fucking moron

>>74040306
I am working towards a bio degree

>>74040306
we must destroy scientism and all those who preach it

>>74040338
no u

>>74040331

>he only has one given name

>>74040338
>>74040330
>>74040309
now kiss

>>74040338
That's gay, also that ain't an American flag, man

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ARKANSAS GIVE ME DA BOOTY PLS

Need more trannies in the south. There's not enough boipussy for young men trying to wet their whistle.

if you only have one first name or don't go by all three of your names you are NOT a Southerner.

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>>74040317
>>74040331
>>74040333
>>74040340
>>74040347
>Bill Nye shows up on stage riding a Segway with periodic table decals plastered all over it
>crowd cheers and starts chanting BILL BILL BILL
>"Alright guys, we're gonna do some SCIENCE!"
>crowd erupts into a frenzy
>electronic dance music starts playing as Bill mixes two flasks of identical looking liquid and produces a blue solution
>the audience is turning genderfluid nonbinary as he's doing this
>"As I mix these two compounds, I want to remind you that, just like this liquid flask I'm holding, race is a SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!"
>chants of Black Lives Matter roar through the audience, whites are checking their privilege en masse
>suddenly a voice from the back of the audience says, "But I have data proving there's differences in IQ between the races!"
>the music stops
>the crowd turns immediately silent
>"Who said that?" shouts Bill Nye as he steps off his segway. "Who fucking said that?!"
>A lone white male stands up in the audience, with two charts showing intrinsic differences between the races
>"The facts speak for themselves! Blacks have lower IQ even when adopted by white parents!"
>deathly quiet tension in the air
>suddenly somebody starts chanting "Hate facts, hate facts, hate facts!"
>the crowd joins in
>they start encircling the white male, their chants getting louder
>a Pansexual Fairy Sprite starts screeching and hissing in demonic tongues about privilege
>this is the signal for the crowd to rush the poor white man and tear him limb from limb
>as this happens, Bill Nye drops his pants and starts masturbating at the carnage, using the flask he was holding earlier as an anal pleasure tool
>the audience joins in and partakes in a massive orgy of semen and the white male's blood
>in the midst of this, an AfroAsian queerkin finds the papers used by the white male and burns them with his bong lighter
>crowd cheers at this spectacle
>Bill Nye shouts, "That's science!"
>roll credits

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>>74040352
>>74040354
>>74040361
all three of you are gonna bite the dust

>>74040362
No

>>74040309

is he dead yet?

not gonna give that scum a search engine metric value

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>>74040284

>>74040306
Science and technological innovation is essential for the economy. Without it, Dixie can't progress.

>>74040395
ay hol up

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>"I fucking hate niggers"
>"better kill the ones that go to church!"

>>74040383
:(
hmmmph
okay
can i at least have your diamonds and minerals

>>74040378
He visited my university last year and started bitching about (((climate change))) and talking about the sundial he built for the mars rover

>>74040401
"Progress" is a codeword for "uppity coloreds"

>>74040383

>our kansas

Dixies are the shit. LA fag here(not a Mexicant) and Southerners are way better than stuck up Northerners.

Would drink beer and fire guns with

reminder that the scientific method is not applicable in all circumstances

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ftfy

>>74040193
We should team up against international jewry

It fits so well

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>>74040426

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I read a bit of a previous thread and some of you seemed very polite. stay classy

>>74040438
Rude
>>74040397
Not rude

>>74040401
>America has always been a beacon of scientific progress
>it doesn't matter that this is because of the traditional lack of government intervention in this country, just gibsmedats
What did black science man mean by this

>>74040419
What do you need them for...

>>74040426
>building a sundial on an interplanetary robot

o gee let me plug my astrolabe into my usb port here to cross reference with google maps

>>74040426
if the planet is 5 degrees hotter we all arent going to die

>>74040426

I sure hope they just pretended to include that sundial, nothing short of useless.

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>>74040417
I don't understand these autists, why does no one kill the drug dealers, they always go after the ones who aren't doing anything?

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Why do people keep calling us "Dixies" plural? Is that a thing?

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>>74040462
i like it

>>74040482
I mean look at the Research Triangle District in North Carolina. It's a major innovator in medical, biotech, and information communication technology. It's a model that should be replicated by the rest of the South.

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>>74040467
why thank you sir

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>>74040457
>fire guns
>California
Good luck with that

>>74040483
>>74040496
>>74040498
>b-but what if the rover loses connection with the satellite
>then we can read time on a rover that we can't contact
Useless cunt

>>74040496

there is the potential for our atmosphere to reach a point where it's simply a run away train, one need only look at the cauldron that is Venus

>>74040504
hey buddy, those drug dealers are just trying to put food on the table

>>74040513
I thought it said Farkansas for a second

>>74040506
It's Dixum

just kill all positivists

>>74040462
8/10

The stars are too big tho

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>>74040547
Same thing for that Joy Lane nigga, why shoot an old man, instead of someone whose actually a problem

>>74040506
I always figured the demonym would be Dixielander or just southerner desu

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>>74040457
yer welcome in /dixie/ bud

>>74040536
>how can the robot tell us what time it is on mars
>what if that mechanism fails
>we need a backup
>*cue bill nye*
>"Did you guys know that the sundial was one of the earliest clocks?"

George Wallace giving up segregation was a lot like Don Quixote giving up chivalry.

>>74040542
>le water vapor maymay
That's been debunked multiple times

>>74040547
You're taking food off a junkie's child's table you human wart

>>74040457

do you have that annoying valley girl or vocal fry accent?

you certainly are in good company with the southern cur

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Honestly there must be a concerted effort to make state flags as ugly as possible in an attempt to stifle regional affiliations. There's no way that 90% of state flags are something that was brought before an elected body and approved in earnest.

Yes, I legitimately believe that there's a conspiracy.

>>74040426
>Nice clock, Ahmed

>>74040542
in like 2000 years

>>74040482
....stuff

>>74040547
>>74040593

I think I saw them park their souped up food in front of their apartment the other day

>>74040579
I like Dixielander a lot. Dixieman or Dixiewoman even better although that would never stick. Another is "Southron". I just generally dislike "Southerner", I feel like a cardinal direction as an identity doesn't do us justice.

>>74040659
I like Southron

>>74040652
fine, just be careful

Was just in rural Virginia and the blacks were really well behaved. 9/10

>>74040620

state flags are irrelevant, it's not well known, (because they are irrelevant) but until the 20s-30s many states still didn't have their own flag

one only needed the stars and stripes for civic function, and no one would have had it otherwise

Had no idea bill nye still existed until leftist kikes paid him to be the new face of their progressive faggotry now that everyone is sick of the late night hosts.

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>>74040689
thanks

>>74040679
>>74040659
how do you pronounce southron though

>>74040707
South-rawn I assume
it originates from Scotland so it might be South-run though.

>>74040692

I really liked his tv show, it was fun, I will simply ignore the current trend and remember him as a quirky tv show host for kids that like entertaining science projects

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>>74040679
>negotiating mineral rights with tennessee

STOP RIGHT THERE

they stole waterways from georgia, tennesseans are sly motherfuckers

our diamonds are for arkansawyers

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>tfw Midwesterner with no culture
JUST

>>74040722

I have always pronounced it as the latter.

>>74040690
Maybe non-states. Most Southern states have flags with significant history.

>>74040702
this meme is fucking hysterical

>>74040707
>suth-run
with the -th from though

https://youtu.be/zh8c9v_pLK8

>>74040740

How is it that I am one that has culture?

Are you simply a loathsome dullard?

>>74040702
Didn't know Chris was from Virginia

>>74040722
>>74040707
Just like "Southern", but switch the R and the E.
If y'all can read IPA, /ˈsʌðɹən/.

I plan to do a tour of the entire Deep South sometime within the next couple of years

Aside from visiting New Orleans, Savannah, Charleston, and other fine cities, my main goal is to have the opportunity to piss on the graves of the Confederate dead. Although, considering that I'll be eating mostly the scum-sucking, bottom-feeding garbage that is Southern "cuisine," it's more likely that I'll be spraying shit on the graves of the Confederate dead

>>74040536
>gun laws
Quite frankly, I don't give a damn what the law says

>>74040581
Thanks brother

>>74040605
Nope, if anything I might have grown a southerner accent from working in trucking.

>>74040761

most southern state flags were crafted from the civil war and its aftermath

that's their only reason for having one

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>>74040725
i think thats how bill would want us to remember him

>>74040761
>Most Southern states have flags with significant history
lol

>>74040740
>he wasn't born in the only part of America with a real culture
lmao @ u

>>74040740
>go to Midwest
>everyone is wearing etnies and listening to insane clown posse
Y'all some laggy folk

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>>74040689
most blacks that are outside of the urban areas or the local town ghetto are usually pretty nice folks. Bomb ass food too, love me some tamales when the guy comes around in his food van.

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>>74040783
its a bit out of the way but if you like nature, the ozarks in spring and fall are pretty much a vast untouched third of arkansas

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>>74040769
dixie is literally the only place in america with culture. I live in the heart of flyover country where a wax musuem is the highlight of attractions

>>74040817
you think black people would call me andy milonakis

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>another Arkansawyer

>>74040805
There is more culture in a single New England town than the entire South

For half of US history New England was America's sole source of cultural production

Just because you guys decided to drop some chicken into oil, toot some horns, and write some crappy books about retards and incest, doesn't mean you have culture

>>74040689
Rural blacks tend to be decent people

>>74040841
fell asleep halfway through this post

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>>74040817
shit son, delta tamales are something else

>just spicy enough to make the lips tingle

mmm lawdie

>>74040824
visit, eat the food, drink the whiskey

>>74040834
hes been here before, there was a fourth once but i havent seen him in a while

>>74040842
>Rural blacks tend to be decent people
Unlike rural whites

>>74040828
I'd need a pic of you, guys kinda fat if i remember right.

>>74040783
>pissing on fallen heroes
You sonuvabitch

>>74040841
>New England with that British "we are special snowflakes" mentality
Here we go again

You shouldn't be talking about incest if you named yourselves "New England"

>>74040805

>fanciful mythos of rich landlords holding swathes of land tilled by peasants straight out of european folly, with masses of feckless scoundrels too poor to read to do their bidding
>the only real culture in america

You have no idea how insulting you are.

>New England
>culture
LARPing as a mick isn't culture

At least we can all agree Trump wasn't the right choice

>>74040848
>Lazy
>Allergic to literacy
True to form, my Southern friend

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>>74040841
It's really a shame all of that "culture" got subsumed by the vastly superior Irish and Eye-talians

>>74040853
>>74040868
Go be butthurt somewhere else

>>74040842
fuck no they arent

>buddy in the ozarks
>lives near genuine hillbilly blacks
>they have outdoor freezer
>one thanksgiving
>theyre driving home
>they see a black gu ywith a huge turkey on his should walking down the road
>uh oh
>they get home
>guy stole their thanksgiving turkey and walked 7 miles down the road to where they saw him
>they didnt bother to call the cops
>had ham instead

>>74040853
depends on the place and your manners

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>>74040879
trump was the right choice. my only regret is that i have but only 2 votes to give him

>>74040892
Tend is the operative word

>>74040897
Thanks doc

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>>74040888
Very good post

>>74040879
Back to your containment thread commiefornia

>>74040888

it's more a challenge than an expression of consternation

the red boathouse people the world over come to paint that I regard every morning on my way out the door has more culture than your marshy backwater

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>>74040927

>>74040888
>It's really a shame all of that "culture" got subsumed by the vastly superior Irish and Eye-talians
I'd totally hang out with Boston Irish trash before I spent any time with a Dixieshit. Dixieshits are probably the only people who are more annoying and lost in a past that never existed

>>74040927
kek
>>74040879
Liked Rand Paul better but Trump is the best of the two.

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>>74040948
>>74040951
Stopped reading before I started buds

>>74040942
Ey.. go fuck yerself. That guy doesn't speak for all of us.

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lmaoing at conway's nog population

Why is there always at least one Yank sperging out about something at any given time? Just go away, or make /yankee/ (protip: it will die or be deleted again because you have no culture to discuss)

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>>74040879
I agree

https://apnews.com/c810d7de280a47e88848b0ac74690c83

>>74040969

A southerner not reading?

I must admit I'm shocked.

>>74040951
Then get the fuck out of here, Clarence.

>>74040989
how can hicks ever recover?

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>>74040989
Absolutely pedestrian reply

who here /graduated highschool/?

>>74041008
i'm a university drop out
get on my level

>>74041035
>be Montana
>be a dumb dumb
can't make this shit up

>>74041008
>>74041035
Graduated with muh 4 year degree.

>>74040979
About national average it appears, Much better then Little Rock though.

>>74041043
rude

>>74041008
B.A. here.

>>74040989
Musta smelled your horse shit from a mile away before reading.

>>74041053
I'm sorry :(

>>74040982
>muh culture

What is Southern culture, beyond talking about "Southern culture"? You guys use this expression a lot, but I'm going to be honest, you can go anywhere in the world and find poor people who eat trash food, drop out of school, get addicted to drugs, and die

>>74041053
you lucked out of marxist indoctrination. consider yourself lucky

>>74041008
In college over at UALR

>>74041072
it's okay i forgive you

>>74041073
Southern people have soul.

Something Northerners would know nothing about.

>>74041008
>graduated highschool
This is a /dixie/ thread

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stop feeding the Yankee

>>74041073
>explaining culture to a Yankee
Might as well describe color to a blind man

>>74041073
wah someone give me attention please!?!?!

>>74041093
its funny my grandfather was the first to graduate high school in my family and my dad was the first to graduate college. I feel like i need to go even further if i want to match up but i dont even think i can get an associates degree

>>74041090
>soul
Another bullshit term. What is Southern "soul"? I mean, I guess there's jazz and stuff like that, but that's really African-American culture, not Southern culture

So I ask again, what is Southern culture? Is it just an unending state of feeling sorry for yourself and hating outsiders? Because, again, that exists in every rural shit hole on the planet

>>74041111
Don't know, they look a little skinny.

>>74041082
My economics professors are both ancap tier

>>74041135
hey let them have their fun. no need to burst anyone's bubble here, buddy.

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>>>/g/
>>>/e/
>>>/t/

>>>/out/

>>74041135
>never feeling the warm intimate embrace of your sister
Feel kinda bad for you, dude

>>74041118
Yankee culture is a culture of hard work, personal responsibility, self-improvement, education, and the betterment of society. I'm not at all surprised that you have never considered that these things might form a culture, being from a region defined by indolence, ignorance, superstition, and blaming others for your own poor choices

>>74041062

You'll find plenty of those road apples on the street yonder.

Doubtless you yourself were snatched up from just such a spot.

>not fucking your second cousin
lmao at you whitetrash

>>74041182
Good ol' boys on suicide watch

Business idea: everybody starts typing in a thick Appalachian dialect whenever one of these fags enters the thread until they leave

>>74041182
>yankee culture is about having our women walk around with leashes tied to our necks and acting like we're superior

I know farmers that are harder working than any sunuvabitch you know

>>74041220
I have a cousin that I'd like to fugg

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Eating roasted peanuts atm

>>74041236
plot twist: i am the cousin

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>>74041236
i hardly ever knew my cousins. one was a qt and another beat his pregnant Mexican gf and went to jail

>>74041231
>tahpen en uh suhthun ayxent

intriguing

>>74040041
I hate seeing fellow americans at odds with each other over something so foolish about which region they are from... I am a yankee but I sure do enjoy some fried chicken and whiskey. Should we really be insulting each other here? No guys. These aren't even bantz either. They're just blatant insults.

>Yankee culture
Puritan work ethic
Sense of civic responsibility
Anybody with wit and grit can make it

>Southern culture
Evangelical superstition
Strict caste system beneath a veneer of phony hospitality
You are born into your lot and die in your lot

The South has more in common with the Old World. Yankeedom is where the spirit of America lies

Why do people insist that Tennessee is better North Carolina? Is it brain damage?

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>>74041249
Eyy what up senpai

>>74040041
Would you consider Virginia southern? I'm a bit south of Richmond.

>>74041232
>farmers
>hard-working
If they were hard-working they wouldn't be farmers

Also
>farmers

You mean gimmedats?

>general already successful enough to attract multiple butthurt autists
How will /cum/ ever recover

>>74041203
You got a pretty dirty mouth there boi, you'd make a good housewife

>>74041274
just a few /cum/ trolls upset at our secession

polite yankees are welcome

>>74041256
Oh my

>>74041259
That's pretty fucked

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>>74041307
>>74041317
its just banter i love you dixie

>>74041303
Of course, Robert E. Lee was Virginian.

>>74041310
ever see deliverance

>>74041303
is water wet?

>>74041334
I was talking about the flagless cunts

>>74041303
Nuke DC and its suburbs first

>>74041304
Never thought i'd say this, but I never thought i'd see a northerner as dumb as you are

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>>74041334
we cool kansas

>>74041303
Count out the beltway area, but Other then that pretty southern.

>>74041274
That's nice and all but the South really is a scourge on our country. Seriously, we went too easy on them after they had their chimpout; Reconstruction shouldn't have ended until Southerners were properly civilized. We were too compassionate and too restrained, as is our wont

By the sheer force of Yankee progress, however, they are being dragged kicking and screaming into modernity. So, they will be civilized one way or another

>>74041350
No sir, i don't indulge in the devil's magic box

>200 posts in an hour
HOLY HELL Y'ALL

>>74040208
dude its 11pm here, dont make me crave

>>74041363
Why, because I don't see the value in being a farmer who lives off of government subsidies?

Christ, buddy, just read some books and get some real skills. This is 2017 in America. There is no reason for you to be picking fruit

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>>74041396
>carpetbaggers

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>>74041275
fuck america and fuck jacobinism

>>74041274

I never consider other regions as really causing any noticeable division among my fellow Americans, apart from California, which is always an explanation for whenever someone proves themselves to be socially, mentally, or morally deficient.

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>>74041411
I DO DECLARE THE YANKEE BUTTHURT IS ONLY MAKING US STRONGER

There is some extra strength bait being thrown around tonight

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>>74040234
pic related

>>74040401
>Dixie
>Progress
>laughingstromthurmond.jpg

>>74041418
I'm sorry sir, but uve overstayed yer welcome

>>74041438

Watch it boy, or the Covenanters will be on you.

>>74041396
No. Don't be this way fella. The southerners are good people and are the backbone of this place. Yes there are crazy evangelical folk down there, but can you really generalize them all and say that they are all like that? Being rude doesn't help anyone... It's high time we recognize that we too aren't perfect and we are snobs sometimes, and we act like we know everything. Just as we tend to look down on southerners, they tend to look down on us, but who's right and who wins? No one with that attitude man, no one.

>>74041456

Truth.

He was the North's game breaking removal spell.

>>74041487
>replying to yanks
they're deluded, just let them think they're superior and nyc is the center of the world. They're not hurting anyone.

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>>74040783
godspeed brother. do the union proud.

I do declare that every Y needs to FO

FOY
always wanted to say that

North:
>Modernism
>Liberalism
>Uniformity
>"Culture" based upon materialism and egoism

South:
>Agrarianism
>Traditionalism
>Individualism
>Culture based upon piety and chivalry

>>74041524

NYC?

It's certainly a great driver of finance and industry, and that has always chiefly been the heart of success and power on this continent.

>>74041524
I am a yank myself and actually have never crossed the maxon dixon line actually. I hope to visit kentucky this summer though, to see a friend.

>>74041560

the north actually has more farming than the south

Do you guys speak and use southern slang or do you hide your accents and try to talk like these old northern boys

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>>74041555
checked

>>74041569

I knew a guy who crossed the maSon dixon line whenever he went to the kitchen

>>74041584
In real life I do

>>74041487
I am more than willing to admit to my faults, but being an unrepentant Southerner is not one of them

Some things in life are objective, my friend. The South's inferiority is an objective truth. They are morally decrepit. They are ignorant. They are violent. They are arrogant. And, most of all, they are mooches.

I would like Southerners a lot more if they didn't cling to the most shameful and reprehensible aspects of their past. More jazz and fried chicken, less blubbering over the Confederacy.

Southerners will be warmly embraced by the rest of America once they finally shed the last remaining vestiges of their treasonous and hateful ways

>>74041584
depends on who im around

its thicker around my coworkers

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>>74041560
>piety
>chivalry

>>74041584
southern accents turn me on

>>74041584
I actually became more comfortable speaking in my native accent here

>>74041632

what the devil are you doing on the small island?

studying I'd wager!

>>74041562
>East coast trash telling the South they are trash
Take it from a Californian, you're much more of a nigger than they are.

>>74041611
don't care FOY
I reckon this is the worst effort to reply ratio I have ever seen from a /cum/ troll here

>>74041627
I wonder why

>>74041665
Autism

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So this is basically cum but without Chicanos right?

>>74041665
yessir
going home in a matter of weeks though, after which I will stop being damned dirty namefag

>>74041560
The North is where traditional American culture is, actually. Things like hard work, personal responsibility, civic engagement, and aspirational civilization-building are America's most unique and finest qualities, and they are Yankee traits.

The North is also where the true spirit of American individualism lies. In the North, people are private and reserved. They tend to keep to themselves and respect others' space. They are expected to work hard, educate themselves, and provide for themselves. Southerners, by contrast, mostly live on government handouts while throwing tantrums and complaining about how they've been wronged.

If you want to live in a traditional agrarian society driven by semi-gay machismo, there are lots of places in the Old World for you. Give Albania or Moldova or Chechnya a look

>>74041670

You seem to have my post confused with another?

Please go be inane and befuddled in a characteristic Californian attitude elsewhere.

>>74041560
>Individualism
Ah, that must be why Southerners always want to pass laws restricting individual rights. Because they're so individualistic

sir I hope you realize that nobody is reading a single micropixel of anything you're posting

>>74041719
Albania actually seems like it would be an interesting place to visit if you ignore the kidney stealing

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>>74041719
kewl post, I clicked "like"

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>>74041719
>comparing any part of the united states of America to Albania, chechyna, or Moldova
You HAVE to stop

>>74041710
no, these threads are actually good and relate to actual cultural topics most of the time
and we have at least one chicano
anything /cum/ related needs to stay at the door

Reminder that gay marriage is immoral

>>74041735
Take your pompous ass back to DC you nigger lover.

I swear I'd cuck you in a heart beat, daddies little bitch.

>>74041670
>Californian
opinion discarded

California is literally the dumpster of America

Like Australia, it was settled by thieves and diddlers, but even worse, it's now a massive containment state for weirdos and losers who can't succeed on the East Coast

>>74041785
oh fuck
are those cheddar crab biscuits?

>>74041786
Who is the chicano?

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Could you I pass as a southerner?

I have literally no idea what this Canadian is doing but this isn't the first time he's done it

>>74041835
i'm actually liking it

>>74041822
one of the Arkansas posters, can't remember if it's you or one of the others

74041809

Couldn't make it but somehow we're the highest earning state.

You'll always be 2nd rate, Jew York

>>74041880
Probably me but I'm Spain Spanish

>>74041916
I want some brisket now

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>>74040041
>tfw yankee culture is going to dunkin donuts
>tfw no chic fil a in my entire state
why even live

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>>74041763
in case extra emphasis/seizures are needed

>>74041899
my apologies

>>74041868
In Atlanta, in Atlantic Station, is a restaurant called Yardhouse. It's a sports bar with an emphasis on chicken, and I mean chicken. Mouthwatering, juicy, plump, flavorful chicken. One of their signature dishes is a chicken breast, covered in a light breading and deep fried, and then served with creamed corn and turkey gravy. All the components are light enough that they avoid the thick globbiness of, say, Waffle House, but they still come together in such a way as to fill you to the rafters.
One of the best ways to lose twelve bucks in the city.

>>74041938
>tfw no chic fil a in my entire state
Always thought that Canada was the only state without Chic Fil A

>>74041938
>tfw no chic fil a in my entire state
i know this feel

Planning to have my first pro fight this year, boys.

Figure i'd pick a nigger, so I could knock his nigger teeth into the audience.

>>74041951
*sues you for assault with a deadly weapon*

>>74041963
Godspeed

>>74041938
>live in the home city of chik fil a and coca cola
life is goooooooooooooood *munches on waffle fry*

>even Canadian spam is good on /dixie/
feels good, y'all

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>>74041951

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the hell, we've almost used up yet another thread

>>74041955
nope. my southern friend who I go to school with in Illinois asked me to go to chic fil a with him and I told him I had never been and his jaw dropped he was so surprised. I can't believe how good it is. It's by far the best fast food I have ever eaten, and now I refuse to eat at any other fast food place.

>>74042037
Mostly because of the Yankee spam

>>74042053
how long until the yanks realize they're fueling our secession much harder than we ever could alone?

>>74041982
Thanks brother, I got a good team behind me

>>74042039
It gets old quick

>>74042066
The Yankee is a dull creature, they'll keep this up for weeks

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/mississippi/articles/2017-04-24/another-mississippi-city-lowers-confederate-themed-flag
The capital of Mississippi is refusing to fly its own state flag because of fears that Confederate imagery may affect tourism.

i got the next thread buds

>>74042093
do one with spaghetti and meatballs

>>74042106
you got all the OP images and whenever I make them I forget the subject field, wouldn't dream of interfering

>>74042102
Gen Z is going to fix this mess, r-right?

I want to BELIEVE

>>74040041
What's the Oregon of the South?
>White
>Mostly rural
>Pretentious
Asking for a friend

>>74041785
Forbidden meme (you)bot

>>74042147

there is no pretentious southern state

>>74041793

It would be quixotic of me indeed to hope that I can manage a response, but I'll sally forth!

I've not much reason to go to DC, it's relatively out of the way, presents little of interest that I've not already experienced, and most importantly, I haven't any place of employ to bother with there.

Now I'm afraid I'll have to disappoint you, I've abandoned all unrequited fancy. Perhaps in California gametes from two males of the species are functionally viable, but as it is, on this coast we are ruder, preferring on the whole Nature's regnant union.

Cordially,
N.E.

>>74042167
>>74042167
>>74042167
NEW