we /co/ now edition
agrarianism
A succession perhaps?
>>74042195
God Bless
>>74042133
ill do a big dump of all of em sometime, to be honest i made a shitload to bump our previously dying /dixie/ before we had sustainable numbers
im more than happy to share
>>74042167
what is the theme of /dixie/
I vote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKMTu1GDi_w
Canadabro, you don' did me well
Maybe when I knock that nigger out, i'll fly to Portugal after my win to get me big titty Porto that can cook like you can post images
>>74042242
can't beat I Wish I Was in Dixie Land
South is a shit hole
Southerners are shit
This is now a Shermanposting thread
>>74042195
Trying to co-opt a western motif?
Pitiable.
>>74042242
Nope, must be this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgvfRSzmMoU
>>74042242
there is but one theme for /dixie/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3IJ05QntXQ
>>74042195
>>74042270
HD Shermanpics only please
>>74042242
https://youtu.be/LGXs02uUxWs
>>74042298
This is also a good Sherman
>>74042270
never seen anybody get remotely upset at anybody posting Sherman, I'm convinced you people are 12 and are just completing the Civil War section in history class at middle school or something.
>>74042286
>western motif
westerners don't have a monopoly on riding horses and wearing hats, leave your suburb sometime.
Southerners are too chill to get mad at any shitposting.
Nope no
Uptight northerner qualities here :^)
>>74042314
>that stubby 75mm
we aren't shooting at Italian tanks anymore!
https://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dead-boy/
/dixielit/
>>74042298
>>74042314
Can't decide which one I like more
The first killed Confederates
The second killed Nazis
Same difference, I guess
>>74042295
That's definitely the best performance on YouTube.
>>74042358
Killing Confederates is better; Germans eventually abandoned Nazism, but Southerners still cling to the rancid memory of the Confederacy
>>74042344
It's pretty low quality shitposting.
>>74042385
Can't argue with that
might buy a banjo now
dammit I wish I hadn't wasted so much potential banjo practice on guitar
>>74042270
Richard Sherman count?
Are real yank hours upon us?
>>74042397
y tho
>>74042413
it's just one guy samefagging
this is a great book by the way
I do declare I will be the greatest banjo player this side of the Appalachians one day
>>74042412
No
Shermans don't lose when it counts
>>74042422
to bust out a couple verses of shortnin bread
>>74042413
I'm good through to 400
got plenty of tea and jams to spur me on
>>74042425
He paid for Hiro's Thai hookers too
>>74042428
>wasting your time reading garbage literature
Where did you find that, in the bargain bin of an esoterica bookstore?
>>74042288
this is a good one
>>74042438
I'd imagine that you'd get a few strange looks if you played a Banjo in Montana
>>74042459
but there's nobody here to watch me play :__:
>>74042483
I'd watch you play
Who /suburbs/ here
>>74042490
aww thanks boo
>>74042452
>bemoaning the written word
that's positively southern!
you should just complete the transition and rend the sleeves from your shirts
>>74042492
My comfy white suburb is my sanctuary. If a Chicano breached my fortress I would have to kill him
>>74042502
Fuck OFF you YANKEE SCUMM
I wish I could sing, I want to be one of those guys that can just pick up a guitar and start playing country songs. I have all the guitar skill skill needed but no vocal talent.
reminder when visiting yanks not to tap on the glass
it startles them
>>74042523
*shreds on my banjo over you*
>>74042499
I could play the violin or guitar with you
>>74042523
My grandad is like that
>>74042492
5/10 not enough land
t. future sub-suburb masterrace
>>74042167
Interesting thread.
Wish a coonie would overstep his boundaries near me.
>>74042516
Wow, a violent racist Southerner. Shocking!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ZyuULy9zs
Wish blacks would fuck off back to Atlanta or wherever they came from buds
>>74042523
sorry, but that's bullshit, if you have any kind of innate ability to play an instrument than you can figure out how to hold a note with your voice. You just need to figure out a style that suits you. Find out your range, and don't sing without your guitar.
>>74042547
we could do duets down at the coffee shop
>>74042557
Thanc ya
>>74042570
You're displaying the typically aggressive and anti-social behavior of the Southern subhuman
>>74042595
>coffee
>>74042519
Did you know you're all bloody yanks?
>>74042592
o-okay
>>74042582
I don't even like in the south
>>74042610
quit being so damned puerile
>>74042587
we don't mind them
we have some of the best race relations in the us
>>74042611
>not drinking coffee
I'm starting to think it's you who's the trash
>>74042629
*live
>>74042610
I ain't sayin i was, but I ain't sayin I wasn't
Coffee is kind of Yankish desu
>>74042611
>not enjoying an iced mocha
>>74042638
I don't mind it in the mornings, just don't like coffee shops t bh
>>74042516
>>74042570
>>74042587
>kill
>coonie
>fuck off
I love it when Southerners can't help but reveal their violent and ignorant ways
The South is a dried shit stain on the sweaty underwear of America
>>74042650
we've all a good enough mind to gather your meaning from the context, no need to humiliate yourself
>>74042660
>enjoying an iced mocha
>>74042661
are coffee shops not dixie approved
where else am i gonna play my bob dylan cover songs
>>74042670
2/3 of those posters are from California
Wish you Northerners would get a decent edumacation before judging
Tea seems like a more Southern choice for a morning wake-me-up but that puts you in the position of drinking it unsweetened. Hard choice.
>>74042695
I. Just. Don't. Like. Them. Sweetie. :)
"The South was a mistake"
>>74042670
All niggers MUST fucking hang
>>74042706
>he doesnt have a pitcher already made
its yaupon tea but still tasty
>>74042730
>niggers
>lynching
It's like you people can't help but be violent unlawful trash
>>74042661
fair enough. coffee shops are breeding grounds for snobbery
I'm kinda addicted to the stuff, though. Started measuring my intake in pots of coffee back when I was 13. Haven't looked back
>>74042714
thats okay. i still like you
>>74042765
>that forehead
>>74042706
>Ruining food and drink with fat and sugar
A fine Southern tradition that suits your infantile ways
>>74042706
My uncle drinks it lightly sweetened if at all but my aunt loves to make it nearly thick as pancake syrup for their kids and grandkids.
>>74042722
"Thomas was a mistake"
>>74042781
>Started measuring my intake in pots of coffee back when I was 13.
Jesus. I have _a_ coffee every day or two.
>>74042706
Tea is fine in all variety, coffee is best left black,
and soup is no good if you throw out the broth
and water is well when all else you lack.
>>74042795
i like a slice of lemon in my tea
>>74042783
:3
>>74042781
Fuck, my aunt's like that. It's insane
>>74042795
>>74042816
Are we namefagging now?
>>74042831
>now
THE TRICK TO THE SIMPLEST SWEETEST SWEET TEA
make a simple syrup with 1 cup sugar and 1 cup water, add that to the tea instead of granulated so you don't have to dissolve all the sugar at once
>>74042700
>California
Southern California is full of Southerners because it's where all the dropouts/C-students come to join the Navy
Go near any nudie bar or Asian rub-and-tug and you'll hear the unmistakable twang of the Southerner as he loiters about looking to engage in criminal activity
>>74042831
You must be new here.
I'm the resident night owl who bumps the thread with shit like this, I make 'em myself.
>>74042868
To be fair, this general is oftentimes much more active than considerably more popular generals, and much homier.
>>74042831
>doesnt know redneck penman
>>74042844
whoops, thought you were accusing the Yank shitposter of samefagging, never mind
>this is your brain on phoneposting
>>74042844
Weren't you just in Britain, a second ago?
>>74042844
I am new here. I'm the other Californian.
see
>>74040457
>>74042868
I keep thinking you're meaning Pennman, leading me to half think you're one of our hicks.
However, this post has cleared the name up for me, thank you.
>>74042916
I get an American flag when I'm on mobile data on my phone
>>74042916
Whoops, forgot to mention
>>74042868
>>74042896
>this general is oftentimes much more active than considerably more popular generals
no that literally just stated today, me and redneck penman have been in /dixie/ for a while keeping it alive with OC, now its full fledged
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKih6b7IssA
>>74042916
Non-rich white Southern Californians are actually pretty similar to Southerners. Lots of poverty, meth, and crime perpetuated by a lack of education and laziness
>>74042962
Three, actually.
>>74042943
>still has american service
>>74042962
see >>74042943
it's just me forgetting to turn on wifi on my phone and paying international roaming fees to shitpost like a dumbfuck
>>74042995
I don't know why I thought there were two
>>74042958
Well done.
goodnight /dixie/
>>74043023
I think I might be following you
Goodnight bud
>>74043023
Good night brother.
Gonna go for a jog before i hit the hay
>>74043023
night bud
>>74042831
Why not?
It's wonderfully liberating.
>>74042987
British plans are fucking trash, and I have free internation texting and low cost calling so I just kept it.
>>74043023
>>74043036
night y'all, I'll provide some bumps through yuro hours as usual
>>74043023
G'night.
The South needs a charismatic figure (like pic related) to stir up greater regional pride so that we can enter into a Southern Renaissance.
>>74042987
It's a cinch to maintain your carrier going overseas.
Just check a few boxes and you're chatting with yer old mum from the turret of a hillside castle of the Catalan countryside.
>>74042919
Aha. Naw, that ain't my name.
>>74042958
Yeah, it kinda exploded out of nowhere. Bit surprising, honestly.
>>74043023
>>74043036
>>74043048
'night, folks.
>>74042944
Fun fact: I actually live in CA myself, planning to get out of here after I've saved up some money, though.
Why Does The Redneck Penman Live in California, TL;DR Version:
dad's from southern Missouri, on the border with Arkansas. His mom was kinda a bitch, threw him out of the house when he was in high school. He stayed with a friend until he finished, then got in his truck and drove as far as possible in one direction, west. Ended up here, met my mom, that's why I exist.
I've still got family back in MO, TX, TN, and NC, if memory serves. We've stayed out there for a while before to visit, and some of them have come out here to visit us as well.
>>74043099
I can't believe nobody like this has emerged in the past century. Current Southern nationalist groups can't go two minutes without putting their foot in their mouth over something, we just need somebody that's competent, articulate, and understands that Southern nationalism means more than just being red America.
>>74043200
Regionalism is like a snake in Eden.
>>74043182
Sounds pretty interesting. What state do you want to move to?
>>74043225
The South needs a better deal within the US or else it will cease to exist as a distinct entity.
>>74043182
What part of CA?
I plan on retiring in the South once my career is over
>>74043281
Not 100% sure, probably TN.
>>74043294
I'm a couple hours north of LA. Went to UCLA, as a matter of fact.
>>74043339
I'll vouch for Tennessee. Modern cultural capital of the South and probably the highest standard of living you'll get without venturing into rich Yank transplant land.
>>74043384
It's also got _the_ Music City and I'm a musician, so that oughta be fun.
Other states aren't off the table though, we'll see.
>>74043339
Which southern state has the best weather though?
Couple hours north...hmmm I'm guessing Fresno/Bakersfield area?
I might reply a little late since I'm out for a jog but I'm still hear reading, fellas.
Majored in music?
>>74043426
Nashville is a great city, always love landing in the airport there because you'll hear live music as soon as you exit the plane.
>>74043544
>Couple hours north...hmmm I'm guessing Fresno/Bakersfield area?
Nah, I'm on the coast.
>Majored in music?
Thought about it, might go back to school for a music degree sometime. I actually majored in one of the languages I translate.
>>74043577
Yeah, see, I'd love to be a part of that shit. I'll go play string band songs on my accordion on a street corner and put out a hat.
>>74043099
>A country has the Jews it deserves. Just as mosquitoes can thrive and settle only in swamps, likewise the former can only thrive in the swamps of our sins.
>The Jews are our enemies and as such they hate, poison, and exterminate us. Romanians who cross into their camp are worse than enemies: they are traitors. If I had but one bullet and were faced by both an enemy and a traitor, I would let the traitor have it.
>Mussolini has destroyed communism and Freemasonry; he implicitly declared war upon Judaism too
>We will kill in ourselves a world in order to build another, a higher one reaching to the heavens.
We really need Codreanu
>>74043670
I suppose near Santa Maria. What languages do you translate? Spanish?
>>74044248
I speak it, but most of what I've had lately is Russian > English.
>>74044382
Ahh, so your dad is Southern but mom is Russian. My family can speak Russian but I can't(former SSR) since I was born after the soviet collapse.
>>74044543
Nope. Nobody in my family speaks anything but English or high school Spanish, I learned 'em myself.
>>74044596
Props to you, brother.
It's about that time for me. Got training in 5 hours, so i need some sleep.
Night boyz
>>74044673
Thanks bud, 'night.
>>74045776
In theory you could have "y'all'dn't've" but I don't think I've ever said or heard that, by then it gets split to "y'all wouldn't've".
Good mornin y'all
>>74042167
>tfw not a yeoman farmer
>>74046837
mornin
I oughta make more of these little videos next time I do these.
>>74050064
I like them
Didn't get any sleep
I WENT DOWN TO THE CROSSROADS
FELL DOWN ON MY KNEES
I WENT DOWN TO THE CROSSROADS
FELL DOWN ON MY KNEES
ASKED THE LORD ABOVE FOR MERCY
SAVE ME IF YOU PLEASE
Thank you for reading my post
Enjoy the rest of the thread
>>74050064
Saved
>Milton Friedman
>>74057804
Are peanuts the base for this soup?
>>74058192
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut_soup
>>74058192
yes indeed
>>74050064
good post
>>74045969
The secret is in the split. I don't think y'all'dn't've could stand on it's own, but you could further stretch it to y'all'n't've had.
eating catfish rn
>>74062725
Nice
>>74042436
>>74042385
>>74042298
it never fails
we need an equivalent of that Russian face from the WW2 propaganda poster except for Yankees
think of the OC
>>74063824
I was thinking of that woman with the fat forehead but I think she's from Mississippi
>>74063824
Are there many Juggalos in the South?
If not, then might be able to work the Insane Clown Posse into it somehow
>>74064129
Juggalos are midwestern, and bullying midwesterners is like beating an orphan
>>74067692
Really wish our audio equipment still made us sound like the guys from the 80's
Business Idea: Create a dating site full of catfish bots that scam the users out of money.
>>74055602
Who is this fine painted form of a woman and why is she stitching a Dixie Flag?
>>74042298
Sweet green eyebrows
>>74069112
Just move to Russia, I'm pretty sure this along with other internet scams are how most of the youth there make their living nowadays.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39672498
In the twenty or so years I have lived in Central New York , I have seen about a dozen Confederate flags on redneck properties. They don't even have Confederate ancestors. It is like a bad joke or something.
>>74070602
>durr look how country I am fucking Obama amirite I'm a redneck too
They'll be the first to go in the final solution
>>74070602
Never understood why people do this, you just get the social ostracization and stereotyping without the satisfaction of actually acknowledging or celebrating regional pride or heritage.
>>74071214
They think it's rebellious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEIBmGZxAhg
>>74070602
do they have the
>gas all kikes race war nao hitler dindu nuttin wrong
mentality?
>>74073876
Redbull me on Gulen
>>74073876
They are not that extreme, I don't think they would like their kids dating blacks though.
>>74073936
Absolute fucking nutter.
He leads a islamic religious cult, which should give anyone with a working brain to be as far away from him as possible. His followers thinks he is pretty much the reincarnation of muhammed and that his word is religious law.
Controls pretty much all of the foreign schools turkey has (foreign as in turkish schools in other nations, we have those too), has alot of ties with north african and central asian muslim nations. Probably has ties with ISIS. Not only did he bailed erdoğan and his followers from prison in turkey, he made him his puppet and made him the prime minister. Gülen is the reason why turkey is shit. The government knew about him since early 90's but nobody stopped him because there wasnt any strong government back then. Anyone in the parlimant that tried to warn the people either got jailed for an indescribable amount of time or got killed. He wants to turn turkey into an islamic authotarian government. His views are even more extreme than erdoğan (atleast with erdoğan, its mostly just cult of personality, but gülen wants to go full Iran and indoctrinate the people with ideology and islam).Unfortuanetly he is the only man strong enough to stop erdoğan at this point homewer. Most of high class soldiers, governors and prosecutors are his cult members.
Polar opposite of atatürk, called him a jew and a traitor.
Should be stoned and burned alive infront of the parliment which he bombed in the name of democracy.
Praise Atatürk.
>>74074314
thats pretty alright in my opinion.
I would want my children to date with k*rds or arabs
>>74074460
Give a few of years and he will croak.
>>74074460
Alright, thanks bud
How was your day?
>>74074650
Yeah pretty much. Everyone knows he has cancer at this point. An army of doctors follow him everywhere he goes.
I give him 2 years.
>>74074670
anyday lad.
Tired, still sick.Pretty anxious because schoolmates are all talking about finals coming up in whatsapp and i havent done jack shit.
Played stellaris all day and chugged pills. How has your day been?
>>74074863
Played Stellaris and went to class for all of 5 seconds to turn in a paper. Been watching Milton Friedman videos because my microeconomics professor is letting us do that for credit
Opinions on Distributism?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distributism
http://www.theimaginativeconservative.org/2014/06/what-is-distributism.html
>>74074972
>"Pope" Francis
Stopped reading there
>>74074950
Neat.
Economics looks like a really cool class to take. I love the ideologies behind it.
Its like politics but just the actually important part of it.
>>74074950
>Stellaris
Have DLCs fixed it yet?
>>74075101
The saying goes that politics is a game of chess whilst economics is the memory of chess pieces on the board. And generally speaking all things have economic underpinning - i.e., the sustainability of a science and art. I personally like it because it's stochastic, and because it's fun seeing how even convoluted systems like stock markets are like towers swaying in the wind but still holding up magnificently.
>>74075101
Yeah, it's pretty interesting so far. Both of my professors are lolbertarian but there's still a lot of disagreement because some (((people))) frown upon performing experiments on millions of people
>>74075181
Fuck no. Though I like Civ games so I still play it
>>74075181
Utopia made it playable. Homewer even then, most of the cool new gimicks were just shit that was already done with mods.
Leviathan was absolute garbage with almost nothing intresting in it. Its more of a content patch that you have to pay for rather than an actual DLC.
Pretty glad i just pirated it.Not worth more than 10 bucks.
Honestly latest paradox DLC's were all horrible. Monks and mystics was just ''Satan worship and miscellanious stuff''. Together for victory was underwhelming as shit. I am so burnt out from EU4 at this point that i dont even consider touching it.
Just replaying vicky2 these days but im getting quiet bored of that as well.
>>74075231
The complexity of capitalism is a beautiful thing.Thing constantly changing on a minute basis. People all around the world trying to make a profit. Its in a state of constant chaos but yet never falters.
Will never understand commies for trying to get rid of it.
>>74075264
>performing experiments
>bad
how is proving a point considered bad?
https://www.strawpoll.me/12826659
https://www.strawpoll.me/12826659
https://www.strawpoll.me/12826659
>>74075540
>how is proving a point considered bad?
Because we might make the blacks better off and we can't let that happen
>Will never understand commies for trying to get rid of it
>>74075540
I always end up going back to Vicky 2, it's the best thing they ever released imo. EU doesn't really give you anything to do besides blob, no matter how many mechanics they add to it, that doesn't really change.
>>74075789
I need to play Vicky but I'm worried that I'll just ignore it like I have with EU4
>>74075826
Depends on what your issue with EU4 is.
>>74075886
I just haven't had the time to sit down and learn it
>>74075688
i really want to learn more about the different denominations of christianity tbqh.
I feel like both the orthodox and catholic churches here would end up trying to convert me rather than actually teach me about all sects of christianity though.
I only know the basic stuff like holy trinity and byzantine orthodox denominations.
>>74075705
when you said liberitarians as in Economically liberitarian or (american) Politically liberitarian?
>>74075789
EU is my podcast game when i want to just listen to a podcast but want to do something else aswell.
But yeah vicky is my favorite as well.There are stuff that i want changed in the game ofc (like how stupidly strong britain is or how USA just ends up with %90 of immigrants and there is nothing you can do about it, or how dumb capitalist AI is and how only the leader of a country that is considered a great power can invest factories in foreign cunts)
>>74075826
Vicky doesnt have a million DLC's like the current paradox games so i think its a good investement.
It still has mods that are being updated as well.
I kind of hope paradox dont make a new vicky though cause they will end up dumbing the new one to the ground as well.(which is quite hard for vicky unlike with HOI where you just point a line towards the enemy and watch as your units just march there)
>>74075911
Its quite easy once you learn tbqh. Pretty much EU3 but with more economy and racial disputes
>>74075059
It's older than Bergoglio mate.
>>74075911
You won't fare much better with Victoria then, it's more complicated than the EU series. I just like it more because it has in-depth population, trade and industrial systems so you have more to do than just expand in every direction you can. The fact that so many features from it didn't make it into Stellaris were why I was so disappointed with it.
All hail Dixie.
>>74075982
>when you said liberitarians as in Economically liberitarian or (american) Politically liberitarian?
Economic, though social and economic libertarianism tend to go hand in hand here. idk about their political leanings.
I'll look into Vicky tho
>>74076080
I'll have time over the summer
>Papism in the lead
>Baptists
DOMBALLD
GLOMPF
>>74076080
Paradox dont want to make in depth games anymore cause it wont sell well. They always avoid questions about them dumbing down hoi and vicky 3.
They are more intrested in space LARPing games and city sims.Hell they even tried making a viking diablo knock off
FUCK Drumpf and FUCK Orange pipo
>Protestantism has all the crazies
reminder that Colbert is a cuck who suppresses his native South Carolinian accent so that Jew Yorkers will put him TV
Southerners must be one of the most goyed people on the planet
Protestantism:
>Degeneracy
>Stagnancy
>Destruction of ancient culture
Catholicism:
>Faithfulness
>Stability
>Maintenance of family values
>>74076494
I have no problem with space LARPing, but once they introduce a feature into a game they need to fucking keep it there, no matter what series it's part of. The fact that the everything Victoria 2 introduced stayed in that game and never made appearances in EU or HoI just shows how big of a hack developer they are.
Conway on the right
>>74076705
me on the left
>>74076718
Delet this
>>74076705
>>74076663
Catholicism looks like sunni islam level christianity tbqh
>>74076695
I feel like most of their good developers left after vicky2 tbqh. I also have no idea how they are going to make new games for their series. Can you imagine EU5? How many fucking dlcs will go abdolute because of it. 30? 50?
Protestantism
>Southern
>reflects the independent nature of our Anglo-Celtic heritage
Catholicism
>immigrant religion
>will be stamped out by the Klan
How does this make you feel
>>74076806
>Catholicism looks like sunni islam level christianity tbqh
Most Catholics in the US are liberal shitcunts
>>74076869
Irrationally angry
>>74076834
It's native to Louisiana and Florida
>>74076138
We love you to Virgin Islands.
>>74076887
spics in Florida sure
not the Crackers
>>74076887
White Floridians are Baptist or Methodist
>>74076806
>>74076834
Catholicism is strangely over-organized compared to most religions. You can't just up and start your own Catholic church because they're all part of one big overarching structure with the Pope at the top. It's odd.
>>74076882
What a weird cunt you have over there sonny jim
>>74077003
America is the country where christians who bomb stadiums and gender denying student urbanites share land, its a miracle its still intact
>>74077003
Yeah
>>74077001
>Catholicism is strangely over-organized compared to most religions.
woah
>>74076834
What type of Protestantism is most common in southern US?
>>74077155
Southern Baptist
>>74077155
Southern Baptism
>>74077155
Baptist
>>74077175
>>74077185
You will know them by their name.
>>74077093
>christians who bomb stadiums
They mostly just shoot up abortion clinics
>>74042385
Why won't you let them keep their pride though? it's worse to be a sore winner than a sore loser i believe.
>>74077232
they mostly shoot up everything
come back to /cum/ guys pls
>>74077269
Just post in /dixie/
>>74077238
Americans are indocrinated into rejecting regionalism, very much unlike the UK. It's the only place in the world outside maybe the Balkans or Middle East where people will get unironically angry about a 150 year old war.
>>74077269
I never even posted there.
>>74077290
but I'm not a southern man
>>74077331
you can stay then
>>74077269
Too much stormfags.Y'all make fun of me. Turey stands with /dixie/
>>74077175
Is than more hardcore than Anglicanism(my religion)?
>>74077331
me neither, I think only the Arkansas posters came from there among the current thread population
>>74077364
Correlation does not imply causation.
>>74077357
neither am i and i post here
>>74077357
All comfy posters are welcome here
>>74077366
They make up the majority of the fundie cunts that you hear about
>>74077319
Also caucassia.
And north africa
And asia.
Infact anywhere other than western yurop and america
>>74077364
Protestantism is also number one in Norway and those fuckers are apparently the happiest on the planet.
>>74077364
Outside of the Southwest the dominant religion everywhere in the US is Protestantism ya doofus
>>74077364
Catholics lording it over them probably doesn't help. U.K. Is massively Protestant and is better than shit catholic Ireland so your point is redundant
just learned that I'm allowed to post here
>>74077430
>>74042167
Is it true that Southern Whites are not white, but in fact black with white DNA?
Why do Southerners hate their black cousins?
>could be at home in a comfy 86 degrees
>stuck in 30 degrees with snow
>>74077480
Because they won't fuck off
>>74077486
Come spend your yuros here anon we have great weather (andnotmuchelse)
>>74077474
That map divides Protestantism into like eight categories. Wait, do you actually think the US is majority Catholic or are you baiting?
reminder that Methodism is the one true form of what was once the Church of England
>>74077366
Your Church's US version (Episcopalians) lets gays marry
>>74077526
t. urkish Airlines
>>74077508
But you want them there. Your pappy brought them there and they define southern culture. The South is absolutely obsessed with blacks
>>74077474
Honestly surprised how new england is so great even though it's so catholic.
Best states are of course lutheran, no surprises at all.
>>74077474
this map is not accurate. it labels my county as a majority catholic. there's like 5 Catholic churches. my town is all reformed and we used to hold the record for most churches per square mile so pretty sure it's reformed
>>74077526
Isn't the Black Sea coast supposed to be comfy
>>74077539
>>74077598
Wanted to start an argument but I don't remember where I was going with it
>>74077633
reformed churchs are cool but not sure how I feel about Calvinism
>>74042167
best flag dont really care about the other stuff
>>74077557
>Your Church's US version (Episcopalians) lets gays marry
Pretty sure that so here also it's a pretty cucked church but I could never bring myself to leave despite this.
>>74077425
>>74077380
I don't know.. It just feels like protestantism is shallow and not as devout as other branches of Christianity or other religions in general. The protestant church I went to I wasn't able to connect with. I don't like singing.
>>74077633
Yes if you are into moutains and shitty cold beaches. Also your best bet for alcohol is buying it from a mart and drinking it in a secluded spot since there isnt alot of bars
Not alot of fugg material up north aswell.
>I don't like singing
>>74077720
>Yes if you are into moutains and shitty cold beaches
Packing my bags now
>>74077526
Really considering it as a mini-holiday at this point.
I've been to Istanbul, Ankara, Antalya and Mersin, where should I go next?
>>74077710
I feel the opposite Catholics are obsessed with massive churches and heirachies which strays from the simple carpenter Jesus was and instead we as Protestants worship closer to how he would have prayed to his father
>>74077761
I recommend visiting georgia whilst you are at it as well.
Its visa free for turks and costs like 10 lira to get in
https://youtu.be/-x5IPt5TvQ8
/dixie/ songpost
>>74077806
Trabzon if you are into scenery. Eskişehir is also comfy and has alot of museums. Maybe not worth a whole week but pretty great for 3-4 days. Alot of people also take multi-city tours to see all the ancient byzantine buildings.
Also
>going to ankara of all places for vacation
>>74042730
Based
>>74077811
I like the idea of Jesus himself, but the Protestant churches I've been to feel too wild, slightly too commercialized (ironically, even though a lot of them are conservative), and they don't feel like home.
Catholicism seems more appealing but I'm wondering if the pagan influence will bother me.
>>74077806
Dont go to izmir aka the california of turkey we dont want hard earned yuropoor monies to be spend there
>>74077865
good post
>>74077865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbwQ8OoMrYc
yessir
off work
how're y'all doin this fine evenin
>>74077900
Most of the vacations I've had in Turkey were free, including Ankara :^)
Thanks for the tip though, I like the looks of Trabzon.
>>74078267
Welcome back
>>74077710
>>74077811
To each their flavor of worship that suits them best.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39708768
seriously?
>>74078461
Oh well
>>74078267
Not too bad, yerself?
>>74078029
A wonderful thing about Christianity is that we tolerate other sects that we disagree with. Go ahead and visit a Catholic church and see if it's to your liking. Also keep in mind Protestant churches tend to be a bit more varied in how people worship, some sing, others chant and such.
Be honest with me lads....
Are you actually circumsized
>>74078671
fuck you mehmet
>>74078671
>>74078671
Nope, the one thing my dad is redpilled on
>>74078703
>>74078736
Im so sorry.
Atleast you dont have to deal with dick cheese or whatever its called
>>74078771
It ends with me
>>74078762
Never saw my ol pal with his coat on.(i was circumsized a week old) i wonder if fapling actually feels better with or without it.
Want to get circumsized for science anon :^)
>>74078321
thx senpai
>>74078577
starting on beer one, im excited
>>74078663
priests all hang out with eachother too, they run in the same social circles honestly
>>74078671
yes but i need to get it touched up
my doctor butchered it
>>74078671
short answer: yes
long answer: yeah
>>74078873
good post
>>74078962
that's some vintage 2011 memery right there
>>74078703
>>74078736
>>74078922
>>74078907
Christ ol shekels went on a rampage on you guys.i tought it was mostly memes like the shoes in microwave thing.
Honest question, does it make you feel inferior in any way?
>>74078962
never gets old
>tfw Trump is coming to Atlanta Friday
just fuck my roads up
>>74078962
RIP /f/.
>>74079020
no
girls in the US get weirded out by uncircumcised dicks, its basically the norm to be snipped
>>74079020
It wasn't even the Jews this time, some christfuck doctor thought it would keep kids from masturbating
I'm pretty mad tbqh
>>74079020
I don't really think of it besides when somebody brings it up on this board desu
no European girl has ever even commented on it either but I'm pretty sure they're expecting it based on my nationality
fresh bread
>>74076882
I blame the Irish tbqh