Titcow edition
taxation is theft
need a bf
>>73470343
fuck off canada nobody wants you here and we certainly don't want your shit editions either
>be welshnigger
>take the BIG ANGLO COCK in your arse
bit early
jannys gonna kill the thread now you knobhead
cheer up sleepy jean
oh what can it mean
Need a daddy issues gf.
Anime
>>73470343
Look at the tits on that.
>>73470374
can you frig off, i've got welsh ancestry and i want to die because im short and ugly
anime
>>73470343
>>73470372
i want canada here
me and the gf (male)
grose
>keep the change, go buy yerself _____________.
finish the sentence
>>73470372
sissy brit opinions are worth 1/5th of a real opinion
Literally can't have a relationship with a woman that isn't based on me lusting over them. Feels bad man, makes me feel guilty and like a sack of shit.
>>73470439
leaf bf how
>>73470418
your fault
Why was there a huge spike in 4chan traffic early this year?
>>73470437
>keep the change
FOY
>>73470437
cornetto
>>73470419
dib dib dib
I've never, not EVER, seen a Canadian post worth reading.
I'm not even meming either. Think back. Think back to the last time you saw a Canadian post and thought "hm yes that was quite good", and you can't. Because the memory is not there, because it never happened, because Canadians are shitters.
>>73470437
cornetto
>>73470406
All women have daddy issues.
>>73470470
Trump obviously
>>73470470
reddit => /pol/
>>73470441
>feeling guilty for being attracted to someone
greggs really did a number on you mate
ever notice that you never see Canadians post anime?
they can NOT be trusted
why do yanks call mum, "mom" but dad not dod?
dortmund bus was bombed using drones
these pakis are getting too tech savvie
>>73470406
prefer the ones with developmental issues myself
>>73470484
High on the daddy issues scale la.
Why did Asaad bomb his own people with nerve gas?
Why did trump bomb the Syrian airbase?
Why is Russia mad at both of the above parties?
>>73470536
my actual fetish.
>>73470521
wtf I love leafs now
post banging sets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpdrsbIEwZI
> la
nobody says this
>>73470554
who cares
>>73470536
any where she gets split in half?
>>73470521
too lazy to watch anime
every series seems to have a billion episodes of tat
Think everyone I know has the pression
>>73470558
>imgur
>>73470521
>>73470532
adidas superstars, the patrician footwear
most anime is shit
>>73470574
Go watch Jezza, runt.
>My time with Anon has come to an end. During our time together, I learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irreverant, self-deprecating style of humour and his ability to show compassion forward those who shared his "feels". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests but common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realised that the "Internet Hate Machine" hates nothing more than itself
>>73470554
jews is the answer to all questions
>>73470606
>leaf OP
>>73470532
megamind on the far right
cat won't come down
>>73470571
French people do
>>73470589
I
REST
MY
CASE
>>73470565
https://youtu.be/AEAl6sbhaxc
>>73470637
ruh roh raggy
>>73470637
Why is Scooby Doo on your rubbish bin?
>>73470637
Would snipe that cunt given the chance.
post old fashioned choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eluvaNu2mw
WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO
WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND
just came on the radio. CHOON.
>>73470571
fuck off wool
>jet fuel can't melt stee-
>>73470437
den gram amber leave my friend
desperately need a fringe gf
>>73470637
would like to shoot it with a air rifle to see what would happen
>>73470637
Explain to it there's light at the end of the tunnel
alri lads, just woke up after an early night, 5:42 in the morning, time to get drunk
>>73470670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08kEFELCb3I
>>73470582
she doesn't want to go further than softcore yet
but i can see some vids with her bf coming soon
>>73470532
>posting a pic of an empty street
are we meant to guess where it is or something?
>>73470610
>>73470610
>>73470610
come share your cute accents :33
>>73470670
i recognise that tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWmAwVE2hVg
>tfw work as white bossman
>>73470727
>softcore
fuck
inflation is theft
>>73470368
Yes
>>73470686
just fuck off
Haha check me out lads I'm on a fuckin plane waheyyy
>>73470739
Northerners too? :3 x
Contemplating a pizza order
but I always order the same two pizzas
>>73470727
>>73470532
tfw no paramilitary harem to destroy your bollocks
>>73470785
are you that lad who was bricking it over having to get on a plane like 12 hours ago?
getting many, many filtered posts
jeff buckley desu
Cheers luvs 'ows it 'angin?
>>73470739
>didn't say northerners need not apply
disappointing 2bh
>ten graaahms? of Ambah leaf? You fink your a fuckin comeeedien or summink mate? eh? You takin me for a garden tool? You trying to be billy big bollocks? cam on then san lets ave a fackin word out back
>>73470787
no
adding every swear word I can think of to the filter
don't like rude people
>>73470785
Im behind you lad, guy with the suicide vest
>>73470764
well solo and shit
http://clips4sale com/studio/108570/Binkiesplaypen
>>73470844
has there ever been a clearer example of runt life
>>73470860
your willy is rubbish
>>73470589
have not bothered watching any series with more than 13 episodes for ages. try one punch man
>>73470844
SHOUTING - LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER
>>73470833
>tfw you dont get this meme because you arent a degenerate oik
>>73470832
fugg do i spam this shit so often that people start remembering it? i might need to take a break from 4chan for a while tbqhwyfl
>>73470554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0cNuPd2CDk
>>73470834
good post
>>73470785
where you heading off to?
>tfw taking a 15h flight across the pacific soon
>>73470889
What a qt.
*moos*
*chews you*
>>73470860
don't forget bl*ody f*ck sh*t c*nt tw*t pr*ck b*tch w*nker b*st*rd n*gger p*ssy f*ggot d*ck *rse t*ts etc
>>73470833
*raises paw*
sorry sir I meant the 12.5 gram amber leaf
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh
>worked 96 hours in one week
>got a day and a half off
>back tomorrow for another 84
Woo lads. To be honest it isn't that bad and you just get into a routine and get used to it. The hardest part is getting out of bed.
wasted another day for 2 years running now
>>73470936
ahh I am grass, I was the crop all along
>>73470900
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KufhnQDD0P
with the buds
>>73470894
seen it already
seen most "good" anime's that aren't obscenely long for no reason.
>>73470936
you calling me a grass?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al6SSH5sYmI
>>73470932
indeed
found her through asmr
>>73470844
Ah yes, Deano, Gazza, Smithy, Jamie, Smithster, Calum, Shauno, Deany, Johno, Cal and Dean.
>>73470406
>Need a daddy issues gf.
She'll just cheat on you.
Girls with daddy issues are hilariously easily manipulated and will do anything for attention. They also get bored easy.
>>73470949
I work 37 hours per week and guarantee I get paid more than you.
>>73470986
Got any of that going senpai?
>>73470975
Rob Brydon's let himself go
>>73470973
enjoy this edit i made
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uYEqoKvRfc
i took out the ukraine shit and made it more general/relevant to post
>>73470975
me on the right
>>73470986
who
why are normies so fucking braindead?
How do I make new friends?
I just look at someone and go "he looks like he's a cunt fuck him"
shart
*doo doo*
in the
*poo poo*
mart
*woo woo*
>>73471014
Doubt it
How much do you earn?
>>73471036
property is theft
>>73471027
guarantee that isn't even you
sick of your pathetic lies
>>73471023
hol up
what did you do? download and edit it?
>>73470975
ah yes
slavs
>>73471061
55k
>>73471096
lads
>>73471096
eeting ice cream
>>73471066
poor hippies have nothing to steal
>>73471017
>>73471035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovL3UlWpt4c
back then she was just into kitten play, and probably even has a vid or 2 with her "master" (bf) still on her channel
>>73470986
LINK
>>73471074
yeah. i also made a couple remixes of his anti-australian vocaroos
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eCFQNDgp5x
^ proud of that one 2bh
>>73471081
>>73471061
>tfw 28 and earn 22k
Mate
Alcohol
Lol
>>73470975
one on the right actually looks like me 2bh, similar dress sense as well. might kill myself
>>73470810
Haha yeah lad that was me. The anxiety is gone. Actually enjoyed the flight. Felt like a kid again. Now I'm waiting for the connecting flight to Singapore w/ a bunch of Aussies in Heathrow hahaha
>>73471144
very nice lad
My ebony queen
>his fetish is seeing girls dress up as babies
ah yes, the crypto nonce
>>73471159
>24 and earn a cool £16.75k
call centre life
>>73471182
looks like a child rapist
I miss 2015-2016 lads
>>73471199
it's really the same thing as anime if you think about it
>>73470949
>worked 96 hours in one week
wew lad
DIRE life you live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkqbHQqLwMU
remember /brit/ of the week?
short lived
business idea: change my second name to rothschild and try and scam a cheeky inheritance
LOL
>>73471236
remember the /brit/ archive?
lasted one post if I remember correctly
might have an ol' w'nk in a bit
now that the dust has settled:
did Assad drop the gas bombs?
>>73471227
I wish something would fucking happen
>>73471199
also a straight-up nonce
VERY surprised i've never awoken to banging on the door yet
remember Mark Davis?
>tfw boss caught me wanking at work again
Wants to "see" me on friday
>>73471081
>earning 30 quid an hour on a 37 hour job
Doubt it
#HandsOffSyria
hhmm bit sluggish on the ol' diddly-deadlifts tonight lads
>>73471285
basically a side story in 'a perfect spy' by John Le Carré
remember the /brit/ museum?
>>73471302
hmmmmm
*tries really hard to care*
*veins pulse on my skull*
ahhhh
*head expands*
AHHHH
*starts glowing purple*
ahhhhhh....
don't care
>>73471210
do something before its too late
gonna eventually top myself but too scared to do it
>>73471288
hmmm, not sure i know what she's getting at iibh
>>73471332
wank in the handicap bathroom you loser
>>73471227
legitimately can't remember any of 2015
>>73471312
Absurd Maverick? Yeah, hell of a guy.
>>73471353
ah shit, someone had the idea before me
>>73471375
sick cunt
>>73471288
funny desu
>>73471308
NONCE ALERT
NONCE ALERT
The squad
>>73471354
wolfson monkman
I'm 23 on 33k
>>73471369
one middle class white guy got daddy to bribe the judge of his rape trial so now they're all rapists
>>73471235
But I'm getting money. Lots of money
I'll just buy some coke and shag a couple escorts when I get a day or two off. That always puts me right
>>73471361
*turns around*
hm? oh yeah cheers mate nice one
*hands you my empty pint glasses*
can we get some fresh ones over? cheers pal
*turns back around and keeps talking to my mates*
>>73471336
>hourly wagecucks
lmao. yes, that's what it works out to. stay mad.
>Assad is a monster!
>Not even Hitler used chemical weapons since he considered them inhumane from being gassed in WWI, and was advised the allies would use them in return. That's how bad they are!
Oh wait Spicer said Hitler didn't use chemical weapons? Forget everything I've been saying the last few years lmao.
>>73471436
kek
>>73471429
lmao a solid 50%+ of goof-ninjas are manlets or balding 30yr olds.
LITERALLY
>>73471465
You're not Patrick Bateman mate drop the act
>>73471414
*deletes all social media*
stepdad used to make £35 an hour as an contractor
>23 on 20k
>>73471302
I don't really pay attention to, or care about politics, but the nagging question for me is why would Assad (or anyone) purposely use chemical weapons in a war environment? Like surely if they're using russian military hardware they have the capacity to blow up a hospital or an insurgent base without breaking out the sarin gas.
Is there a practical reason why Assad would choose to use chemical weapons that outweighs the obvious international repercussions? If there is then I can't think what it would be. Which then leads to the conclusion, for me at least, that the chemical weapons angle is merely a convenient narrative to enable US posturing.
>>73471507
ummmmm wasn't Hitler Chancellor for a while? x
Barca are going to score r-right lads?
>>73471454
oh, haha! Thanks for clearing that up, it's a quality comedy act!
>>73471485
Not mad but impressed if you're telling the truth.
What do you do?
>>73471541
hello grandad
might try LSD
what am i in for
>>73471542
shan't
>22 on 14k
>>73471507
>the Mirror
as yes not biased at all
>>73471560
oh fuck off
>>73471477
You don't have any mates and you haven't set foot in a pub for three years
>25 on 32k + bonus tbqh
>>73471465
what good is money if you sell your body and soul for it?
>>73471565
Me too
I'm scared it will bring out latent schizophrenia though
>18 on The Bank of Mum & Dadâ„¢
>>73471599
>imgur
>>73470368
This is literally the single most juvenile political position one can possibly have. Come back when you're 18.
NEED a welsh gf, lads
>>73471565
a mind-expanding journey through the universe or 12 hours of catatonia depending on your brain chemistry
>>73471599
lmao
>36 on 10k
Taking a risk and diverting from my normal order a little
>19 on -16.5k (student expenses)
>>73471602
*realises you've spaced out and are talking to yourself*
errr you okay pal?
*taps you on the hip*
oi mate, I'm getting thirsty
>>73471428
> 22 on -£17k
hahah
I'm off for a smoke
>>73471634
>imgur hosts webm
moron
40 on bennies
>>73471652
>small
>>73471692
runt-tier
after deliberating for a while the asian doctor really should have flown business class or somehow paid for a guaranteed seat if it was that urgent
that being said united is still a terrible company and the other passengers didn't stand up for him one bit so nobody is blameless
>2017
>doesnt smoke cigarettes
Were you an schoolbullied outcast, are you retarded or both?
>b-but smoking kills
So what? Is life a competition of who lives the longest?
>b-but you will get addicted
No you wont if you're not underaged and smoke within limits
>b-but it costs alot of money
No one forces you to buy a pack per day you fucking retard
>>73471663
NOOOOOOOOOOOOONCEE
NOOOOOOOOOONCEE FUCK OFF
>go on leddit because they have some good subreddits away from the 'front page' shite
>the united airways incident
>they overreact like wild chimps
>STILL going on about it like it is the worst incident known to mankind
>any real issues such as children getting blown up by terrorists and they don't bat an eye
I hate these cunts so fucking much.
>>73471652
fuck off murderer
>>73471652
runtoid food
>>73471700
I'm not a fatty, plus I ordered a side as well
>>73471723
fuck off don't care
>>73471692
wahey, me too!
>>73470949
ah yes, capitalism
just done a sit-down wee hahaha
no poo what i had to relieve the gas pressure hahahaha
lads,
what's the best site to find pdfs of books?
Who here /missed out on teenage love/
At least I had my cot
>>73471749
t. 5'2" runt
>real issues such as children getting blown up by terrorists
>He doesn't support null sector
>>73471774
unironically pirtebay
>>73471652
> small sausage mushroom melt
funny, I couldn't have described you better myself
*walks off, blowing bubbles from my bubble pipe*
>>73471706
would love to see every smoker publicly guillotined
>not only smoking when you're @ the club
Smoking area is great to chat to QTs when you need a break from the dance.
>>73471706
enjoy being 40 years old with stage-2 copd, skin like a baseball mitt, teeth like... well, you're british so never mind that one... and no sex life because you get out-of-breath after 2 pumps.
smoking is for fucking twats
>>73471723
reddit is full of butthurt asian americans who were dying for something real to claim victimhood over, it's not that surprising
fucking Jeb, literally more awkward than Milliband
>>73471778
do you know how much Pizza costs here?
>>73471774
bookzz full-stop-dot org is alright, though im sure there's better ones
>socialism
>>73471805
>>73471810
Were you an schoolbullied outcast, are you retarded or both?
>>73471774
what.cd used to be decent but it exploded - so I'd say whatever replaced what.cd
Boarding another plane soon lads. 13 hour flight hahaha waheyyyy
>>73471723
the doctor was a faggot who had been convicted of swapping medical grade opiates for gay sex as well as trying to hook one of his psychologically impaired younger patients on opiates so he'd keep coming back for sex
wish theyd beat a bit more shit out of him desu
>>73471809
Most women in the smoking area are in groups with other women and are thus hard to approach for fear of ridicule
>>73471840
shite bait
>>73471848
weeb flying to japan
>>73471848
where are you going?
why do you have a brit flag still?
>>73471822
t. 5'2" poor runt
>Brazil
>Turkey
Why would anyone travel to those countries?
>>73471391
ebola
paris
start of the trump campaign
san bernardino
russian intervention in syria
2015 general election
corbyn
tony abbott ousted
>>73470343
I'd rather like her to give me a jolly wallop with her heaving bosom desu lads
is 20k a year for a 20 year old uni dropout a decent wage lads?
>smoking is for fucking twats
>my mum told me so
>>73471715
>>73471877
Brazil is nice
>>73471856
Is that true?
I have seen a million united fucking airways threads on that cancerous site and not a single one casting the Doctor in any negative light.
>>73471880
think ebola was more 2014
>>73471865
Why don't you smoke cigarettes then?
>>73471897
'nce
Business idea: Form a business and higher the smartest runts straight from school straight onto a development scheme so they can avoid the (((university))) scam but still be productive employees.
>>73471856
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>73471861
not at clubs that people go to for dancing/music tbqh, trendy art school types all over the shop
>>73471910
>threads
Yes I too get my news from reddit and am surprised when they leave out information that may be contrary to the initial hivemind
It's the end of the night. You're tired. Everybody's tired.
>>73471934
>higher the smartest
screeching
ate half a large papa john's pizza and some chicken bites earlier with a bit of garlic bread and I feel like I'm about to give birth
hmm the downsides to having a BMI of 17 haha
>>73471809
fantastic post
Doing a watch
>>73471892
Cunt belongs in the jungle
Can I vape in the smoking area?
>>73471992
just like... go outside?
>>73471958
at the end of the day you'd think a man who can't pull a pint doesn't deserve to be prime minister
>>73471934
good idea mate
remove any remaining shred of real learning or development that they'd undertake and fast track them straight to wageslavery
>>73471992
What is it called?
>he pays for public services that he doesn't use
literally everybody in modern society is a fucking cuck
>>73471959
Jesus christ, that's embarrassing. Requesting that janny bans me from /brit/ for 24 hours so I can come to terms with my shame.
>>73472068
too slow
>>73471880
What about 2013
>>73472610
murray winning wimbledon
start of the ukraine crisis