/vocaroo/ thread - bluesy tuesday edition

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ohwHL1dQLx

xx

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KufhnQDD0P

>>73470897
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh
>tfw you recognise this link without even opening it

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>>73470610
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ESggVhCBrU

I really want to hear a qt girl sing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZujhoHZBsg

;_;

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xY7iunEmDQ

>>73471131
just wanked to this

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>>73471103

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rcUOvmJGYs

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qsYh2t3jra

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>>73471078
3/10, not enough "honhonhon fromage hon la baguette la hon beret honhon"

>>73471292
ok you can fuck off I changed my mind

>>73471131
>>73471243
good posts
>>73471250
bad post

>>73471078
seconded
or poker

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>>73471366

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>>73471417
"hello" is better than "heil hitler"?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J4moLeVx0V

>>73472275
kek at searching that one note

http://vocaroo.com/

>>73473112
nice

>>73473112
EXCELLENT post

>>73473112
gonna add that one to my vocaroo collection 2bhwyfl

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Quality thread, really makes me think.

>>73472275
This is actually really good.

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Felt like singing.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UcL8jpFipv

>>73474350
sing some Jeff Buckley

does anybody have the vocaroo where it's going off about cornwall and how anon never liked him and all his posts are shite and that he's an arsepiece?

or, the one about the (irish) pozz cuckold? >>73473166

If there is an irish guy here, could you say
"I'm the irish guy"?

If not, could anyone say "I'm the irish guy" in their best irish accent?

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>>73474396
I am not very familiar with his music, but I did what I could.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GTaUd7JU82

>>73474759
you should try some of his own stuff, like forget her

>>73474828
Why not something in Finnish?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eXDpcSDLq8

>>73474507
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ylDxVz8PGa

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>/requesting/

"I fuckin hate Brits, man. I fuckin HATE THEM. Like they come here and they've got that accent. And it's just... like I don't use this word often, but it's actually so cuckold. It's like this dry, whingy—it's pathetic. I fuckin hate Brits, I actually wanna just fuckin chuck 'em in the nearest bin. Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect 200 Dollars, just rot in the fuckin bin! FUCK."

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Iy9IHFwaje

DIE BRITS DIE

>>73475241
because you have a light voice that I thought would fit some buckley songs

>>73475241
>Why not something in Finnish?
vocaroo this:
sinä haiset kissan paskalle. annatko mummisi kakata kasvoilleni?

>>73475312
It's hard to sing a music when you don't know it, give me some time to get used to it.
Meanwhile, I tried a song that reminds me of Jeff Buckley's voice range:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kkp5YiMOkx

>>73475421
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vuEBXxSAZb

>>73475772
sure
what's that song? sounds nice

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>>73475853
>what's that song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPx_I6nPR2w

Also here's improvised Forget her: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fgn7sofBW6
I derped hard because I was hearing the music ahead of time as reference. But here's how I remember the chorus from heart, might sound better:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0doaJyEaDWY

I really like the "from the moment that you met her" part, nice melody.

Do you know any Portuguese music you can attempt?

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Say the name of the planets in the Solar System in your language (starting with Mercury)

>>73476634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yJpLc5tIP4
I could try this tomorrow

>>73476645
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18ya83ozs82

>>73475772
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vuEBXxSAZb
kek

>>73476881
give me some american shit brosef

>>73476634
yeah, the chorus by heart sounds better
good job!

>>73476856
>Jorden
interesting
>>73476645
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uriyJCoSmM

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>>73476900
okay this is the most american thing i could think of:

>tfw puny american flushing pressure
>tfw massive american supersized shit
>tfw plushy extra-ply toilet paper
>tfw useless plunger
>tfw broken toilet flapper
>tfw shitwater overflowing
>tfw using a kool-aid pitcher to remove some of the shitwater from toilet bowl
>tfw pouring it into the bathtub
>tfw bathtub now littered with tiny pieces of shit and decomposing toilet paper

also r8 this pls tack
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z2Mgcl44yH

>>73476645
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FS8qvp51L0

>>73475266
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eou8CLbG5Z
I have no idea what I'm doing.

off to mow the lawn. bbl

>>73477069
Tellus can also be used instead of Jorden but I think it is only in academic contexts. So much latin though...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xZIEtDprmY

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>>73477233
>I have no idea what I'm doing.
10/10

>>73477245
most planets are roman gods and mythology right?
in spanish we use latin "Terra" (Tierra) for earth too

>>73477321
greek gods, roman names

>/requesting/

more instruments & singing thanks

>>73477262
no friends
no excuses

>>73477203
i-i-i-i meant some shit to say....

7/10 i can understand almost everything you sing but you sound like a socially awkward dane trying to sing a swedish song.

>>73477462
>i-i-i-i meant some shit to say....
yeah, read that greentext.

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>>73477462
>socially awkward
nail on fuckin head

>>73476645
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J4moLeVx0V

>>73477554
>>73477203
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vyxh3pxrLc

am i black now

>>73477794
what the fuck. are you actually an american? top fucking kek i wasn't expecting that

>>73477840
im actually 100% swedish and ive never been to the americas, give me some swedish text and ill prove it to you.

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>>73477962
>give me some swedish text and ill prove it to you.
well i don't actually know swedish so i wouldn't actually be able to tell whether or not you were speaking fluently.

but damn dude you've got that accent nailed down fucking perfectly

>>73477794
holy shit nigger, how'd u get so good?

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>>73477794
Are you black or white? That's really good.

>>73478061
watching black american movies and playing games with americans

lots of these two

>>73478143
white

Hi foreigners, can you please say this delicate phrase :
"va te faire foutre, espèce de gros con."

Thank you.

>>73478235
>swedish
>white
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>73478302
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GIi4jMR4l3

>>73478302
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NrO2nfuJnq

>>73470941
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh
what is this? hahha

>>73478509
the legendary northerner land

>>73478509
vocaroo by tripfag Nigel Abode drunkenly ranting about Scots and Nordees

>>73478541
rant, not land
kek

>>73478302
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Db74PmI7sw

More singing.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pfKVeDy1mL

>>73478302
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t4KTtAKxz6

>>73478541
>>73478580
pretty hilarious

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>>73478308

>>73478365
Noice, very American
>>73478458
You say it very hard, but It's the good way to say it desu
>>73478597
I love the "FOUTRE"
>>73478642
nearly perfect

>>73478818
>Noice, very American
putain

>>73478818
Thank you guys for answering, by the way

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>>73478878
>Thank you guys for answering, by the way
np frenchbro

>>73478874
I said it as a compliment, American accent is very appreciated here... Don't take it bad

>>73478818
i knew i had to put all my efforts in that word jaja

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>>73478939
do you think i got could a french gf?
pic is me

>>73479176
I think you need a bigger turban.

>>73479211
good idea, merci

>>73479227
You're welcome. Keep your foreign accent and some girls should be interested.
>>73478993
And you were right, It's the most important word in the phrase.

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je veux me baigner dans sa sueur

>>73479721
je veux l'enfiler

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>>73479948
:p

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strategic page 9 bump

>>73470610
نحنا رجالك يا بشار
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b2H8YAlgbj

>>73478302
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05EfKGGTbCP
I'm pretty shit at french
>>73470610
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wQW9zcmZVM
>>73478597
lol, did you say roscón? jajaj