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The battle over Britain’s national existence and parliamentary independence is a battle which will be fought through to the bitter end, however long it lasts. It is a battle in which no quarter will be asked, and none will be given.

It is a battle in the course of which all other political lines and links will continue to be overrun and broken, as it surges one way or the other.

It is a battle in which the bitterest foes of the past will stand together, and the closest of old alliances will be destroyed.

I say these things in no spirited bravado. They are cold and sober deductions from the fact, the fact that the fight is about the continued existence of a nation itself, an issue to which, by definition, all other political issues and causes whatsoever must be subordinate, as to the greater which subsumes the less.

In war time, Conservatives and socialists, nay, Tories and communists sank their past differences and postponed their future divergent ambitions to fight together for the survival of the political nation itself.

The lesson which has been taught to the British electorate since it made its grave but recoverable mistake, is that in small things and in great things alike, there is no future for the British people which they will find tolerable except as a sovereign, self-governing nation state. edition

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cara
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>thaicunt now has a tripcode
KNEW it was only a matter of time
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dara
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Anime
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'nime
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I've got my copy of Das Kapital, I'm gonna go down to the library and read it
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egginflo
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the gf
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>>73081218
>communists sank their past differences
ummm try again sweetie commies opposedf the war
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>>73081287
as if I'd use such a shitty trip
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want to move to paris and work a fairly dead end job but spend my free time taking moody photos on my Leica M6 and shagging french / half algerian women

the goal
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do you get lunch provided if you do jury service
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>>73081287
his posts are THAT important mate.
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>>73081318
you will never be able to afford any Leica
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvTRZJ-4EyI

rap lads
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>>73081218
this is what fascists actually believe
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>>73081312
considering this was said by Enoch Powell who fought and lived in wartime, I'm going to hazard a guess he knew more about what the communists were doing at the time than some virginal marxist runt in 2017
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Shoebill
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>White men responsible for one-third of rapes in South Korea
>http://novaramedia.com/2017/03/12/who-gets-sick-from-yellow-fever-what-carceral-feminism-does-not-see/

makes me feel guilty about my yellow fever
like, it would be hypocritical of me if I went there considering how much I hate pakis here
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england hates scotland more than the other way round . literal bullies . fuck off
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>>73081324
think so

at least I did as a witness
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>>73081318
this is an excellent post
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>>73081342
nigger!
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>>73081318
how much french do you speak?
if none or very little, I question your commitment to achieving this dream.
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>>73081342
i quite like that, might play it at the club tonight
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>>73081339
film ones are nowhere near as expensive as new, digital ones lad

M6 body is around £900 and a good, non-Leica lens will cost you about £350, I could afford one now but I'm still too shit to justify it haha
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>>73081358
Bet a good portion of them are yanks
Yank soldiers are a plague in any country they're stationed in, fortunately we've pushed them up to Darwin and into the desert with the abos
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>>73081358
>novaramedia
yes fantastic source mate
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>>73081287
>>73081317
I tried to put Thailad #2 L O L
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>thailad will be on his knees sucking a tiny yellow todger in a few hours
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Just texted the real thailad (Craig). He said he didn't post at all today and he's currently repairing his motorcycle (something with the disks). All these thailads are impersonators.
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reminder that during the 18th century jocks made up more than half of the British Army
remember that
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>>73081408
>how do trip codes work
oh you silly billy
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>>73081358
>novara media

pmsl
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>thank the queen we left this bloody EU
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>>73081344
don't talk to me or my gibraltar ever again
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I'm seeing double
4 thailads
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Cooking chips for the first time in my life lads. Absolutely terrified.

THE STATE OF ME
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even though everyone I've ever asked who's done it says working on the bottom rung is the worst thing ever, I have a real burning desire to try and become a chef
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Check out my new tattoo
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bet thailad is fuming and deeply distressed

he's obsessive about his reputation on /brit/, and now some other bloke in thailand is fucking it all up for him

he migr even be crying
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which is more cancerous? tripfags or avatarfags
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there's a fine line between success and failure

it's called hadrian's wall
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i smell like poo
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>>73081434
It's definitely are Craig lad.
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>>73081437
you dont think London would sent English boys out to die as grunt cannon fodder do you?
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>>73081485
>I have a real burning desire to try and become a chef

The just do it anon, don't let your dreams be dreams
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>>73081485
you can do it zach
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>>73081408
One of the ladyboys from tinder. You can do much better lad.
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Fucking Hell, lads. Johnny Depp has been found dead.
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>>73081493
Me.
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>>73081358
almost every single inmate in Korean foreigner prisons are yank soldiers, they do the same thing everywhere but koreans still worship them far more than any other foreigner

>>73081381
used to be a lot better, now it's limited to basic conversation and ordering food, would have to revise a lot more if I wanted to seriously pursue it but right now isnt a good time anyway
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>>73081493
expat posters
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>team from different department cocked up a project spectacularly
>basically burned through half of a 4 year project achieving jack shit
>major damage control reverberating throughout company starting last two weeks
>even the CEO getting involved personally, long heated meetings, failed team leader getting grilled
>head of my department (boss of my boss) says that he can save the project on the condition the new team leader will be line managed by him and the project transferred to his department
>everyone agrees to this
>learn details on Tuesday morning as the head of department calls me to his office
>offers me the job of leading the project (12 people under me, £500k budget, salary going from £44,800 to £59,400)
>sign the contract on Friday

Starting at my new position tomorrow lads.

Feeling a strange mix of unease and excitement.
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>>73081475
will someone get this hothead outta here?
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Desklad is the best poster
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>>73081520
him or his career
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>>73081519
MUCH prefer mine. Size of that nose, corr.
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sat on the bollocks and now they hurt aaaha
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just told the spanish to *** and piss roight off on their own general haha x
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>>73081558
can I join?
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>>73081590
me at the top right
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>>73081558
Fucking hell send us a tenner lad
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what's a skinfade lads?
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who we supporting then?

shitty or arse?
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>>73081590
you're better than thailad
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>>73081561
Hmm
Think this might really be thailad
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>>73081520
did he get murdered on the orient express?
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might start learning arabic lads. would be kind of cool to go over to the middle east as a blonde guy with blue eyes and speak arabic
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johnny depp ded????
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RIP johnny depp
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>>73081649
the underdogs i.e. the slightly less rich team of millionaries
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>>73081646
When a skin colour is gradually faded out of existence by interbreeding with browns. See: the white race in 2050.

t. expert
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>>>/mlpol/
>>>/fitlit/
>>>/fap/
>>>/cock/
>>>/mo/
>>>/can/
>>>/vint/
>>>/spa/
>>>/outsoc/
>>>/mtv/

reminder these are all still up and you can use them if you want
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>>73081558
how old are you la?
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business idea: forcefully convert all churches into mosques
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>>73081699
but no-one will because they are all rubbish besides fitlit.
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>>73081646
0 on the sides and then faded in progressively so you can't see the constrast between the top of the hair
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southampton
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>>73081699
i hope /can/ is never removed
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bet thailads crying
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>>73081721
/mlpol/ was top banter
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>>73081590
this photo makes me sad. Look at the disappointment in the mother's eyes, the awkwardness of the young girl and the ladyboy's desperate attempt to look nice. You just know they're ostracised everywhere they go, and the mother sits at home knowing the once happy boy she birthed now gets used and degraded by any random foreigner. The girl is probably so confused by it all. What an utterly horrid life.
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>>73081650
>sex is better than cancer
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>>73081327
what an absurd assertion, that is not what is happening at all.

gibraltar will be used in negotiations, Britain acknowledges that.
given that the only possible way spain could take gibraltar OUTSIDE OF NEGOTIATIONS is through declaring war, Britain is flexing their muscle and shutting down that possibility.

There's also the possibility this is being used as a long-term emotional manipulation technique; if spain feels the EU doesn't have its back on topics of war, it won't feel as confident in negotiations
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>>73081650
>>73081719
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dont see the appeal of /fitlit/
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>grandparents visiting
>grandma hears i got dumped
>starts telling me that when she was young she used to have "2 or 3 boys on the go at once"
turns out women werent more moral back in the day lads
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>>73081218
Give me one positive outcome from leaving the EU

>inb4 m-muh stop paki immigration

Immigration from Pakistan is from the commonwealth, not EU.
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>>73081629
99% I'm just rolling with the same team until the end of the project.

>>73081645
Later lad.

>>73081700
29
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>>73081776
it upset germans
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>>73081769
physical + intellectual self-improvement
lot of positivity
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>>73081775
millenials have less sex than boomers ever did
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>>73081727
SOUTHERN POWERHOUSE mentioned
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>>73081755
Had a feel over this post ngl
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Business idea: go to thailand, shag lots of ladyboys, catch every std known to man and then kill myself
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>>73081776
But it does reduce paki immigration because a lot of them come into another euro country first you mong
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>>73081776
Rent prices are already falling in my area from the less demand for housing
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>>73081776
it was funny
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>>73081776
it will improve our economy
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>>73081218
>The battle over Britain’s national existence
Pardon my igonrance, but if Scotland were to leave the UK, wouldn't Britain stop existing as a nation?
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>>73081776
makes continentals fuming
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french toast is a bit burned but otherwise successful
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>>73081721
/can/ is good
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are any of your mates benders lads? do you have suspicions around any?
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>>73081775
>granddad is the only son of a lower middle class family
>his parents are very strict so he fucks off to work on the other side of the country as soon as possible
>he's a 1950s Chad, partying hard and fucking lots of women

>grandma is one of three daughters of an upper middle class family
>eldest daughter (born 1928) is absolutely brilliant and great at everything she does, studies at Oxford, is very straight-laced and religious
>middle daughter (born 1929) is nowhere near as smart and is always frustrated by being compared to older sister
>middle daughter becomes a giant party girl and slut
>eldest daughter is appalled at middle daughter's behaviour and takes it upon herself to protect youngest daughter from her influence
>youngest daughter (born 1936) grows up absolutely sheltered under eldest daughter's auspices, never gets to meet any boys at all

>middle daughter sluts it up and meets my granddad at some party
>they get on and essentially become fuck buddies
>a few months in middle daughter decides they're dating and invites him to a family dinner
>he accepts because why the fuck not
>chaos erupts as eldest daughter tells my granddad that the middle daughter is “a waste of his time” at the dinner table
>middle daughter goes absolutely mental, flips table etc., brandishes a knife, huge embarrassment

Grand finale in next post.
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>>73081590
needs to sort out her eyebrows, they still have a very masculine look to them
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>>73081776
devaluing the pound has helped our exporting industry
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>>73081650
I spoke to her on webcam and she seemed very comfortable with herself. She works, she has lots of ladyboy friends. Yeah they're ostracised from main society but they're just like any minority in any country here. The fact that they're ladyboys in Thailand doesn't mean they stand out.

(my gf on the right)
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Lads: Chips, Lamb, and Mayonnaise
Yay or nay?
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>>73081776
i still have an irish passport so it's funny seeing people on facebook crying
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reminder that this man could reply to your next post, possibly while touching his little circumcised paki penis
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>>73081776
there isn't one

I'm just going to smugly laugh when we end up rejoining the eu in 10 years without any of the good stuff that we had
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>>73081851
it would basically just split a nation of miserable cunts into two nations of miserable cunts
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>>73081324
I think you get to claim like £20 in food expenses per day or something like that
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>>73081884
how much does she cost
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>>73081887
fuck off 'sheed
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>>73081900
EU wont exist in 10 years m8
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>>73081851
>wouldn't Britain stop existing as a nation?
There would be no one nation encompassing the whole island of Great Britain so it would be wrong technically to call people living in such a country British
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>>73081867
>suspicions
Mate, once worked with a lad for three years who couldn't stop saying faggot and gay in every sentence. Think he was baffled when I changed my relationship status with a guy.

Only worked with straight guys. It's very isolating.
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>>73081832
Don't know what sort of Pakis immigrate to another euro country then come here mate
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>>73081867
>mates
h-haha yeah definitely have these

No but a guy I knew in school only found that his first roommate was gay after they moved in. I had met his roommate a few times beforehand as well and he seemed perfectly straight to me. But then after some time in the new flat he began to bring back lads for one-night stands and such.
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Writing a song called '800 Miles to Dusseldorf'
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>>73081892
the absolute, complete and utter state of that nose
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>tfw going to get drafted for this gib shit

IT AIN'T ME
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>>73081874
>grandma's father calls granddad the next day after the disaster dinner to apologise for her daughter's behaviour
>granddad somehow ends up a sort-of friend of the family by getting on well with the old man
>he also befriends the eldest daughter over time
>grows more distant with middle daughter who, bizarrely, continues to claim they are together
>half a year later granddad proposes to youngest sister out of nowhere
>she accepts (never even dated anyone before)
>they get married (he's 24, she's 19)
>middle sister commits suicide a few months after the wedding
>eldest sister becomes a nun (according to granddad the marriage was her idea)
>grandma and granddad end up inheriting most of grandma's parents' money a few decades later
>live long and happy lives, have seven successful children together

Not sure what the lesson here is.
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>>73081761
>Britain is flexing their muscle and shutting down that possibility.
by declaring war first

so now even if the only it could have gone to war is by spain's doing, it will look like britain was the aggressor
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>>73081961
the ones from the refugee crisis
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>>73081972
>>73081874
not
one
word
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>>73081961
not him but it happens

somalis do it through netherlands/sweden
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*sparks up*
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>>73081956
proof?
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>>73081892
he's clearly in his late 30s but acts and dresses like a 20 year old (well, how he thinks a 20 year old would dress). what a loser.
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teary thailad, teary thailad i call ye
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>>73081218
>Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u5l35v13TY [Remove]

Love this
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>>73081874
>>73081972
i'm sure some runts will reply saying they didnt read this

it was very interesting and a nice story x
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>>73081968
>drafted
fuck off yank
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>>73081884
Get it shagged. Post more of him too.
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>>73081925
Free, she wants to meet up tonight. I met her on the tindz.
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>>73082004
zoot detector readings are off the charts
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>>73081972
the lesson is that it's okay to fuck people over because it could end up better for you than if you stayed moral

thanks lad, this helped me
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post that lass with her exposed tail bone
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>>73082019
if you see a pic from the top he's got a laughable george costanza ring of hair around his head. state of him
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BASED BREXIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G84HnXLaqzQ

So glad we're getting rid of sub human poles like this! Britain belongs to the Pakis in the commonwealth!
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old girls didn't wanna fuck me,
now i don't even fuck them and they still moan
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>>73081892
>>73081967
Ah spending a significant amount of time and electricity photoshopping my pics in his underwear while giggling like a school girl
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>>73082024
Mogg is a bad history teacher who would probably leave the room crying
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>tfw unironically happy that Britain is leaving the EU
>tfw lefties won't stop throwing a tantrum and trying to imply that being in charge of your own affairs is racist

:)
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>>73081972
>>73081874
>1950s Chad fucks all the sluts then marries a good girl
>1950s anon fucks no one, marries no one and dies a sad lonely cunt

some things never change
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I have a question

What will leaving the EU do for the everyday joe bloggs?
How will the average person benefit from the UK leaving the EU?
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>>73082043
>meeting people in a foreign country at their place
Not too sure on this one, especially a ladyboy. Anyone got that news story from a few months back of some tourist getting ganked by a couple ladyboys
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>Granddad, why didn't you fight in the great Spanish war?

What will be your excuse?
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>>73082043
>costume
>meet&party
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>>73081998
You realise fucking Norway took more refugees than us?
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>>73082070
>live in the same city as her

hmm
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>>73082070
t. Lucasz Czajkowski
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>>73082072
>i-its photoshopped!
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>>73081972
he is a nonce
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>>73082090
hey I don't have any grandkids
stop yelling at me you damn hallucinations
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>>73081984
>by declaring war first
how!? they haven't and cannot declare war (apart from the hitler-esque scenario you proposed which I will not accept as a possibility)

misrepresenting the situation using weasel words will NOT work
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>>73082090
Gay and foreigner.
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>>73082084
that pepe is too big, would like to see more of the background
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can't wait to bayonet some runty spanish erasmus student right in their chubby gut lads
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>>73082043
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They aren't showing up lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns_9Fc6kEow
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>>73082102
they're being issued EU passports as we speak
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>>73082124
it actually is the but the original isn't much better. he's got a big jewish nose and big baldy head.
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>>73082038
draughted
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>>73082019
Ah yes the new power haircut doesn't make me look 26
Ah yes I didn't meet a new group of people who were surprised that I'm 32 just today
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>>73082088
the growing manufacturing industry (e.g rolls royce) that started growth before brexit will now get a boost
>>73082102
honestly was just trying to illicit a reaction didn't even vote for immigration reasons lol
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>>73082121
>people who care about banal shit like passport colours
>people who care about the gimps who care about that shit

as bad as eachother to be desu, no idea how any of these people have the energy to care about things
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>>73082150
>irish
>humans
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>>73082128
the first news stories have been
>we'll go to war to defend gibraltar
no one mentioned war until they said it. makes us look like typical aggressor/colonists
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extreme stomach pain

lying sideways in my bed to ease the pain
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>>73082040
I'm still not sure. Feel like if I bide my time I could find a sexier more passable one. Might meet her and see where it goes.

>>73082089
I spoke to her on cam and I didn't get the sense she had anyone else there. She seems to naive to pull something like that off.

>>73082100
So?
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>>73081972
The eldest daughter sounds like a huge cunt.

Just saying.
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>>73082136
not a fan of any of brit/pol/s pepes. They reek of reddit
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Hi thailad
>>
>imagine going to thailand
>imagine not only going to thailand but meeting ladyboys
>imagine not only going to thailand and meeting ladyboys but getting into a relationship with them

I don't even have an appropriate reaction image for this absolutely dreadful state of affairs
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>>73082198
>those contacts
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>>73082174
>the growing manufacturing industry (e.g rolls royce) that started growth before brexit will now get a boost
won't it cost more to export to the EU because of tariffs?
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watching this film on channel 4 where Jack Black is a giant who lives with tiny people

it's on mute though; I only watch crap films on mute
>>
the trio of you thai nonce clowns need to fuck off
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Have watched every single Final Destination film lads
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>>73082198
>So?
absolute slag
>>73082214
are you the real herts? ._.
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>>73082208
>quality and creativity is reddit
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>>73082221
>imagine not only going to thailand and meeting ladyboys but getting into a relationship with them

Err when was this ever implied hun? xx
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>>73082198
Tell us how it goes then, still think it's a silly thing to do. Why not have her come to your hotel?
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>>73082178
Whats wrong with fighting for your families honour?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL6aDrzs3Fs
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>>73082233
Say that again Yankoid.
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power haircut lls
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skrrrrrrr
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>>73082263
I thought there were three thailand posters here?

pretty odd you'd assume I was talking about you... very interesting..
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>tfw you don't care about brexit because the establishment will always make sure things run smoothly
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>>73082250
>>
BE OUT OF STOKE ON TRENT IN A MONTH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgGVCorHkcU
>>
https://youtu.be/DofJ5CsuRgk?t=37

d'aww tim's learnt how to slide
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1 day out of date microwaveable tesco carbonara - will i get the shits lads?
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>>73082258
>lets shoehorn in every "british" thing into one image
brit/pol/ has the same view of Britain that the_donald has of America
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>>73082290
>qt
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>>73082290
missed you
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>>73082164
your desperation to find validation online does not convince me. you're just an old balding loser who is clinging onto your long-gone youth. its pathetic. no haircut on earth will change that weathered wrinkled balding head of yours.
also, i understand politeness isn't a thing for muslims but when people reveal their age to you its common courtesy to pretend the person looks younger than they are. autismal runt.
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>>73082296
nah you'll be reet
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did codeine anon die then?
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>>73082208
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>>73082310
And you're an expert on British things Paddy
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>>73082294
very cute
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39467765

insecure cagers have gone a bit mental
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>>73082296
>1 day

You'll be absolutely fine. They know that people eat these after the Use By date so there's a few days past it where you're totally fine.
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>>73082267
I'm in a hostel. Only other lad who's here has gone out though and we're decent enough pals that if I text him to say I'm 'bringing a ''''girl''' back don't come back for a while he'd probably stay out.
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>gave a close mate a bit too much abuse last night
>he went on a rant and said I was inconsequential to his life
>still haven't heard anything back from him despite this happening over 12 hours ago

Help
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Yellowfever fags should be shot
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>>73082229
no the demand from growing economies like india and china will facilitate it, it's now cheaper to export there because of the weak pound
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UUdL7EaLEo
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Lads, I finally did it, I just bought some Yank food from Tesco

Butterfinger: okay
Hershey's: most disgusting thing I've ever eaten
Extra Large Oreos: exactly like Oreos
Pop Tarts: Not yet tried

ELEVEN CUNTING QUID IN ALL CHRIST
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>>73081558
Nice blog, bragging arsehole
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>>73082294
Tim is an irl Derek
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>>73082310
is scampi fries and ale really every british thing?
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>>73082287
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>>73082325
>>73082341
Ok, was worried about the cheese and bacon s
if i die you better be scared
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>>73082364
plz subscribe
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>>73082316
its the deer thats cute

>>73082322
missed you too x

still planning on going to thailand at some point but struggling to muster the will to spend anything over 5 bob at the moment
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>>73082357
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>>73082267
Hang on why do you think it's a silly thing to do?
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>>73082323
Didn't read a word of this racist ageist diatribe to be completely faithful to the truth
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>>73082361
so is this how the country's going to survive? exporting luxury cars to india and china?
hmm
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managed to get through that awkward period of growing out your hair
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>>73082363
hersheys is indeed dogshit
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>>73081218
why is there no sad pepe picture of germany?
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mental innit how skinhead culture was literally created by blacks
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>>73082363
>not buying snyders of hanover pretzel pieces
the crying shame of this state of affairs
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>the golden one and varg are doing a collab video
cannae wait for this autism
>>
gooks fuck off now
>>
Considering proposing to the gf lads. She seems to be anticipating it too.

Almost wanted to joke-propose yesterday but I've stopped myself, it would have been too cruel.
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>>73082182
>to defend gibraltar
defend! from agression! it is not possible to read that in a way that makes us the aggressor.
spain taking gibraltar without an agreement would be an act of war whether the newspapers put it in a headline or not. do you deny this?
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>>73082391
hate it when trannies post their transition timelines
makes me feel VERY uncomfortable
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>>73082393
yes you did and it made you feel rather bitter :)
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>>73082409
the EU wojak represents germany
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>>73082362
dont get it
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>>73082417
WE WUZ NEONAZIS
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>>73082391
I'm confused lad. Are you shagging her to experiment or just because you can't find decent looking girls on tinder? I can help you with that if it's the latter.
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>>73082429
the yank catposter is a gook
he got upset when I posted this image
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>>73082400
most of the rolls industry is plane engines
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>>73082381
if you manage it in the next few months there's a couple of us now. Good times
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only god can judge us
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>>73082391
Because you give all the power to them if they do want to try anything nefarious. She might be fine but it's a risk I certainly wouldn't take in a foreign country where the police don't speak the same language
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Why does a 32 year old paki nonce want with a bunch of semi normie 20-25 year olds?
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I'm a virgin and I'm obsessed with sex
not the act, the mentality and psychology of it

will I go nuts and empty a mag into a vue aideince?
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*does a poo*
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>>73082465
maybe his dad got shot by a gook
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>>73082417
me uncle said back then people hated the 1st gen pakis more than the blacks because the blacks knew all the good music
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>>73082479
After seeing that picture of the Algerian I think you'd have to gouge my eyes out to spare my suffering before a group meet up
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>>73082462
>because you can't find decent looking girls on tinder?
don't be silly
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>>73082444
But Germany is not the EU all by itself
It is part of it
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>>73082432
no it says we would be prepared to kill for this rock in spite of what is best for the people just like when we carved up africa
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>>73082497
Wants to radicalise us
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Dole sanctioned me for three months lads ahha, apparently they still expect me to sign on though rofl
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good read
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>>73082519
that's what you want us to think
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>>73082498
>aideince
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>>73082472
there we are
you should have specified this
specify more things
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>>73082462
Bored of shagging tinder girls. Leaves me feeling empty inside. I'm looking to experiment or get a holiday gf.

>>73082490
You're beginning to scare me now.
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>>73082501
nah because I said I'd love to roast gooks and he was like not me please
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I'd love to be able to sit back & sip tea as Brexit sinks Britain, but we all know that migrants & POC will be the ones to suffer most.
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>start exercising more this year
>weights, running etc
>literally horny every day now
>get extremely hard erections
>have to wank one out in the gym toilets sometimes with my phone
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>>73082516
I haven't met him myself, I was talking about the other lad, whom you already somewhat know iirc
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>>73082527
but I'm already like totally radical dude
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>>73082521
oh my god dude i thought i was arguing with someone who genuinely held values and didn't just fall back on shallow anti-colonialist platitudes when an argument didn't go his way
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Didn't Scotland vote against independence because they wanted to stay in the EU?

What do they do now?
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>>73082595
control yourself
fucking animal
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>>73082587
think that was the point
>>
>>73082545
We much be much higher based on the industrial revolution alone, literally the most important thing since the agricultural revolution.
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>>73082614
>What do they do now?
more heroin and haggis
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>>73082583
Ignore the aussie lad he doesn't know what he's talking about. Just wear a Johnathon.
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>>73082614

>What do they do now?

Continue their tradition of getting cucked by the English
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>>73082614
They voted because they wanted to keep the pound
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>>73082614
Why is it any of your business? The UK isn't part of your empire now I'm afraid
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>>73082580
*specifies towards you*
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>>73082535
don't go
get a job but don't tell them. you'll still be on the system but sanctioned indefinitely
then invent a sob story hat you've been without money all this time living out of bins, get a hardship payment and buy a new set of speakers or something
>>
in a bit of a pickle lads

got my first ever gf, a few months ago. fell in love, good relationship good sex. she's a solid 8/10.

problem is that she's 10 years older than me (she's oriental so you can't really tell) and i'm sort of curious about having sex with other girls.

that said idk where to get sex with other girls and idk if i want to keep rolling to find someone as good as her.

what do lads? marry her or na
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>>73081879
your what?
>>
>>73082583
It's probably safe la didn't mean to worry you but it's not something I'd be comfortable with
>>
nazi punks fuck off
>>
>>73082622
It's hard when there's fit sweaty women

h-home gym ftw
>>
me attempting to get my pride and joy back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhD9wTitnFA
>>
You ever see in all those police videos the yank cops are always so fucking aggressive. Someone will step to the side and they'll pull them down and box them 5 times or something
>>
where do you get the willpower to not wank lads?
>>
is it normal to see a noticeable improvement to your physique even after only a couple of weeks of dieting and exercise?
>>
>>73082676
>10 years older
>oriental
HOWLING
>>
don't see the point in the job centre's sanctions and stuff
that isn't going to encourage people to get a job
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>>73082611
it would be far from irrelevant when it came to drilling up support against a spanish army
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>>73082711
met her on my masters degree.
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leftypol still down for anyone else? (fascists need not respond)
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>>73082676
do not marry (or even think about it) a few months into a relationship
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>>73082684
or wot
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>she's 10 years older than me
>she's oriental
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>>73082709
yes when you start its really easily to improve but gets harder later on
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>>73082680
typical thick continental
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>>73082714
its so tory bastards feel like they aren't spending money on scroungers.

meanwhile someone who missed a jsa meeting becasue of a job interview or comes late to 'workfare' starves to death
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messing with my cock
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>>73082676

I've popped a boner just thinking about that situation desu

post pics/nudes and age
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>>73082709
a minor one yes
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Think I'm going to get some street noodles and mull this one over. Au Revoir lads.
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>>73082749
32
yeah we have really inventive and exciting sex.

she's also in peak physical fitness and has a really nice arse.

bit of a dilemma
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>>73082745
surely the government would save more money if they didn't have job centres and fired all the dwp job centre staff and just gave everyone who needed money a bit of money?
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on a rollercoaster lads

started off 3 months back as 103kg, then 100kg, then 95kg, then back to 100kg, then 95kg again, then 96kg, then 94kg and now back to 96kg
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>>73082723
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>>73082796
excellent post
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>>73082780
yeah but its about image.

its just like how they don't want you to have a foreign wife unless you earn over a threshold.

appealing to tory
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>>73082791
wow i dont care
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>>73082777
she's got about 5 years till she looks 60
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>>73082796
howling
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>>73081218
frickin love this picture

absolute masterpiece
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>>73082780
job centres are actually downsizing meaning the staff could be on the other side of the desk lmao
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>>73082791
didn't read a single word of this
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>>73082813
that's the dilema.

she looks about 25 now.
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>>73082796
fantastic post
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>>73082813
>>73082777
this, they don't age well

...an' that
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>implying you wouldn't
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>>73082808
so we need to genocide the tories?
>>
NEW

>>73082849
>>73082849
>>73082849
>>73082849
>>73082849
>>
>>73082812
>>73082832
oh just fuck off
>>
korean gf is 4 years older than me haha
>>
You are reminded of your virginity.
>>
>>73082715
uhh spain has invaded our land. this somehow makes us the bad guys.
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>>73082862
J&
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>>73082871
>>73082871
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>>73082854
how did thailand get to the point where it is renowned for girls with willies.
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>>73082777

>32
>she's also in peak physical fitness and has a really nice arse.

N-NUDES PLEASE

I NEED THIS
>>
ate what's probably considered too many baked beans for brekkie
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>>73082879
we gave them no option by arguing regardless of what happens we'll fight to the last moment
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>>73082931
the only option left for spain was to invade gibraltar after they failed to negotiate for it. this is what you are saying?
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>>73083150
after we failed to counter negotiate

it's a two way street
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>>73084678
>>73084678
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>>73084698
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bloke from class
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