emily
>>72513514
Tell them they're your friends
>>72513479
How do i kidnap Emily guys?
millennials are the most degenerate generation to ever exi-
Did u mis me????
>>72513842
you are always here. how can we miss you if you never leave?
>>72513842
Yes, papa bear
Anybody who writes a food blog will tell you it's not just about writing about food! Sometimes one of your readers will "throw down" a challenge and it's up to the food blogger to meet that challenge.
About 8 months back I was challenged to eat all my meals one day with utensils and any one who knows me will realize that as a busy Mom, there's going to be a "take out" meal that day especially when I'm picking up my hubby and my mixed brood from school and getting them to their after school activities.
Well the fast food that day of the challenge was one of your more well known hamburger places and darn it if I didn't eat my "burger" with a knife and fork. The kids couldn't stop laughing (you know how kids are) and I did draw more than a few amused stares in the hamburger restaurant including a gal from my Yoga class!
The verdict? Hamburgers might be meant to be finger food, but you can just as well enjoy them with a knife and fork. And you also learn that the term "blogger" sometimes entails teaching your kids a lesson about keeping to your word when you lose a wager.
So good eating to all!
>>72513873
>>72513880
>>72513884
Meanies
>>72513885
That's not my name
um, janny?
ban this sick filth
>>72513923
Go away
>centimeters
alri
>>72513948
Whadido
>>72513923
I'm really bad with names, Calvin
>alri
>>72514010
>all those random letters stringed together
gross
>>72513563
shes not going anywhere but my bed bud x
I've been chatting up this qt 16 yo with a walkie talkie
>>72514048
Can you post ur waifus tits
Also describe her vagina
>>72514060
That's illegal
>thanks for buying me a drink anon!
>I've been chatting up this qt 16 yo with a walkie talkie
>>72514014
Homosexuals will burn
>>72514091
I'm not allowed to do that according to my religion.
>>72514060
FBI HE JUST POSTED! TRACE HIS IP!
>>72514048
She's mine you fiend.
>>72514092
Not if you're 18 in my state
ban anime
>>72514048
good post
>>72514185
This is a 21+ general
you're all fags haha
>>72514137
Emily can do so much better
>>72514131
You're not the real Conway!
>>72514225
wrong
>>72514227
Emily HAS to cover up, a woman is supposed to show 0 skin.
>>72514183
ummm shes currently laying next to me bro
>>72514192
excellent post
>>72514213
You wouldn't be saying that if I was a girl
Chyea this one right here goes out to all the baby's mama's (mama's). Mama's Mama's. Heh Heh Baby's Mama's Mama's
>gaybec calling others fags
>>72514291
Sorry but females aren't admitted here either.
>>72514285
wondrous post
>>72514241
kys scumbag
>>72514048
gr8 post tbqh
>>72514355
nou
>>72514285
Ummm.. I'm pretty sure there's a popular image of Emily eating a bacon cheeseburger, which is haram
>>72514392
>>72514384
Faggotry is a sin
>>72514407
This bitch needs to be stoned
Humiliate me again
http://play.typeracer.com/?rt=i7185n132r9y
>>72514438
>>72514392
yea ummmmm that looks like halal meat to me, you are allowed to eat that if youre muslim
>>72514360
>>72514340
mahgnificent posts
guns are a phallic symbol
ban phallic symbols
>>72514474
high quality post
>>72514438
She'll never be the actress she wanted to be. Not with that Adam's Apple.
>>72514169
whom is this demonic semenoid?
>>72514432
but ur a fagut
>13 wpm
>trump wants to keep THIS out the country
WTF buds? I never voted for this...
>>72514512
Gas yourself faggot
just ordered chinese food buds
>>72514488
>>72514493
>>72514522
you were lucky i joined in the race late
http://play.typeracer.com/?rt=xgc911qm6rla
>>72514499
superlative post
How much would I have to pay you to get you to touch my boner?
>>72514540
kys
>>72514537
Unsanitary Chinese restaurants are the best, anon.
>>72514563
399
>>72514488
is that why i always see you with one in your mouth?
>>72514537
i bet they deliver it in an old pick up truck
>>72514537
what did u order
>>72514571
Stop pretending to be me CIA
>>72514552
extraordinary post
>>72514632
terrible city
>>72514008
Only your irrelevant, backwards country is still using that nonsense
is cia still a valet?
>>72514571
>>72514612
Real Conway is beaned so you're both liar liar pants on fire
>>72514649
>A FUCKING ISLAMIC ARBY'S LOGO
JUST
So my sheltered sister had a black bf for like a month and she would nonstop talk about him and how she's finally going to get a big dick in her life. Not some nice average black dude but a wannabe gangbanger at her high school. Pretty sure she was just trying to piss off my dad because she'd talk about him and make sex jokes at dinner.
Turns out he cheated on her within a week lmao
She's been crying all night. Dumb bitch
>>72514632
outstanding post
>>72514659
I just wanted to test one of my theories, seems I was right :^)
>>72514659
Fucking kill yourself
>>72514676
Burn the coal...
>>72514658
Yes
shit
>>72514676
Pay the toll.
>>72514663
DELET THIS
heh kid
What the fuck is wrong with Calgary?
How do I get an associate degree
>>72514599
beef and broclli, singapore noodles, won ton soup, sweet and sour pork
So should I do the 23andmeme test?
I'm white
>>72514676
What the fuck? Is this even real? In what place do you live where girls tell their brothers and fathers that they can't wait to get fucked by a big dick and the dad makes sex jokes about it? I call bullshit
>>72514706
nice
have you e-dated any indian dog fuckers recently?
>>72514710
agreeable post
>>72514740
I've only seen one Arby's in Calgary and it was near a College campus.
But to answer your question everything.
>>72514733
Lmao. Not even a race.
>>72514676
ah yes women
>>72514760
Why the actual fuck do you still remember this and how the fuck did you know it was me
>>72514781
the kpop was obvious
i still have all the screenshots too
>>72514658
um no
need a vapeman RIGHT now
please be nice to BK
>>72514756
My dad never made jokes about it. He never said anything about it which is why she got bolder and bolder about it I think
My sister would just bring it up and talk about how she wanted chocolate babies. She'd also brag to all her friends about having a black bf too. Kinda fucked up desu
Who here loves Playboy Bunbies
>>72514767
There are 6 Arby's restaurants in Calgary according to the Arby's website, though one is in Crossiron Mills
>>72514818
stop posting this frog
Ive asked you several times
>>72514820
How old is your whore sister?
>>72514676
If you're not rubbing it in every day of her life you're a bad brother.
>>72514822
Consider suicide
unironically had arby's for lunch yesterday
>>72514807
>>72514818
Why are we still on /cum/, buds
This happened like 2 yrs ago now.
>>72514849
Make me
>>72514858
16
>>72514865
Yeah im pretty tempted to tell her future white beta provider about some of her comments desu
>>72514870
how are you holding up, lad
>>72514766
superb post
>>72514751
Do it, you'll be able to racebait at the SNP level
>>72514871
How do you type that fast? I average at around 55.
>>72514871
I just texted queens hes going to come take your memes
>>72514835
They must be outside c-train line areas.
>>72514871
"look at me i can type so fast im a nerd hahahha" get a girlfriend u fkn dweeb
>>72514807
Can you post those? I used to have them saved but idk what happened to them. Think the archives during that time got kill. The indian's fucking face kek
>35 minutes and chinese food still isnt here
how long does it take to scoop some shit into containers?
>>72514850
>first i put ketchup, and then mayo.
Let me stop you right the fuck there you degenerate piece of shit. Mayo is not an normal burger topping you fucking garbage man. And if you are going to put Mayo on ANY burger you don't team it up with KETCHUP of all fucking toppings, that's like the worst fucking topping to group with mayo.
I can respect an occasional egg on your burg, but 3 fucking eggs? And tomatoes are PLEB tier toppings as well.
I'm just going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that by 'slightly burnt' you meant toasted, which is very acceptable.
I just want you to know that I'm very disappointed in you argentina, you can do better than this. Try harder next go.
>>72514955
meant for >>72514883
>>72514935
post of the upmost quality
>>72514959
yeah lad
you live here?
>>72514968
>expecting good service form the chinese.
>>72514908
>Yeah im pretty tempted to tell her future white beta provider about some of her comments desu
If you don't you aren't a real man or a brother.
>>72514915
It's going, and not much new to report really desu. I still blog about my life in these threads just sans trip, so not much has really changed. I'm definitely better off than last year and the year before desu. Took a few chill pills
got a 58% on my quality assurance midterm
fuck all these terms and business lingo
>>72514996
yep
going to fap to a qt british slag now brb
>>72515032
You've been within 50 feet of my house :^)
>>72514982
I see Queen's in the street sometimes. He always crosses the street as soon as he sees me. That pussy won't come near me.
>>72515044
gross
>>72514870
>Fri 19 Jun, 2015, 00:22:19 AM
where does the time go
>>72514946
Just practice I guess? I've been blindtyping for years now, also don't fall for those typing courses memes. oh and don't expect to reach 120 wpm in one night it'll take lots of time.
>>72514964
umm pic related is already my gf????/?
>>72514995
unparalleled post
>>72515069
if you got the sock pic ill mail you a dub
>>72515058
It's okay you will do better next time
>>72515057
how do you know?
what jacket was i wearing? do you live at arby's?
>I was banned for 6 months
>you faggots have been here the whole time
The fuck is wrong with you
Aliens dont exist
>>72515078
supreme post
>>72515103
because i live really close to the c-train
and you were wearing a really gay pink jacket, doesn't really suit you unless you're a gay
>be Calgarian
>literally live at Arby's
>>72515121
Welcome baaaaack
>>72515125
That's what you want to think
>>72515137
ah, must have been another anon then.
I also live near the c-train. Maybe we are neighbours. How horrible.
>>72515150
there are worse fates in Calgary
>>72515095
I don't have the image with his dick in the sock I just have his foot in a sock
>>72515150
K E K
E
K
>>72515160
No, that's the truth, if they were real we would either be in contact or enslaved by them now
>>72515161
>tfw there could be another /cum/mer INSIDE YOUR HOUSE
I-I live near northgate mall pls don't rape ;_;
>>72515121
what were you in for?
Arby's world headquarters, Arby's Tower, Calgarby's, Arby'sberta.
>>72515184
thanks anyway I guess
>>72515204
Just some average shit post but I shit talked the mods every time it gave me the option to appeal so they kept extending it.
>>72515160
Faggotry should result in a permaban
>tomatoes are PLEB tier topping
May to December 2015 was the golden age of /cum/
Those times are long gone and we can never relive them. It's all downhill from here.
>>72513479
better emily
>>72515197
Oh yeah?
Well I think YOU'RE an alien!
>>72515255
Tomatos are the WORST fucking nightshade
What a shitty thread.
Thankfully i arrived just in time to fix it
>>72515274
You and your spic boyfriend should be deported into the sun
>>72515126
above average post
>>72515295
lol
anyone else here flat footed? who /failed genetics/ here
>>72515200
>tfw anon is probably on his way RIGHT NOW to rape me
help ;_;
>>72515309
Kill yourself
>>72515312
How do I know if I'm flat footed?
>>72515312
I use to be but I don't think I am anymore. I use to walk around barefoot as a kid but I stopped and I'm not anymore.
What's the most cringe thing you've ever told a woman?
>>72515333
if you were you would know by now, so you aren't.
>>72515298
x post
>>72515333
No arch in your foot
>>72515200
>>72515326
Google estimates it would take under an hour to get to you. Maybe that's with evening transit hours.
Seems like a lot of waiting, maybe later I find you.
>>72515358
y post
completely sick of emily posters
>tfw no CHI gf
Women find receding hairlines attractive right?
>>72515382
Anyone who spams pics of girls for the sake of "lookit she's a cutie look she's looking at a camera CUUUUTE" annoys me
>>72515398
nyet
>>72515376
z post
>>72515184
Lame
He had a nice dik
>>72515389
>tfw no latam gf
heh
>>72515404
What about my widows peak?
>>72515401
You annoy everyone so it's a fair trade
Only cara posting should be allowed, that is correct
is Pahá Sápa a spic?
>>72515430
Is your widows peak something that would help you cosplay Dracula? Maybe then.
I think I'm at the point where I'd let a femboy suck my dick desu
should really shut down my computer and swap this buzzing fan out but then i would miss out on valuable /cum/ time
>tfw no yank gf
>>72515401
stop saving pictures of my daughterfu
I think i'm addicted to orange juice, I drink about 1 2L carton every day, it tastes SO fucking good buds. No stomach ulcers yet
>>72515450
You tell me
>>72515406
im off to study (post)
>>72515476
>he hasn't switched to superior mobile posting in 2017
lmaoing @ ur life kid
>>72515491
>a spic and a shut-in
Gas yourself you failure of a human being
>>72515463
Maybe actually
>>72515491
CHUB
>>72515479
EYO I'M TONY LASAGNA
I'M FROM BROOKLYN I'M WALKIN HEA
BADDA bing badda BOOM
>>72515491
jesus christ how fucking fat are you?
>>72515503
>dumb phone posters
>superior
Oh wait, you're Quebec. It all makes sense
>>72515491
your a big guy
>>72515491
wtf's wrong with your skin cancer.
>>72515503
mobile posting is the most suffering experience ever
GABAGOOOOOOL
>>72515528
stop eyoposting
>>72515491
C U T E
U
T
E
M O A R
O
A
R
Benito Juarez
>>72515521
then you're probably fine
>>72515528
Kill yourself
Reminder that Nihonkoku and Beikoku are neighbors
>>72515491
>hoist ye?
People from Brooklyn are real tough motherfuckers believe me
We doesn't afraid of anything
EYO
>>72515503
>mulatto
>quebecker
>mobileposter
You can't get much worse
>been a porn thread for like an hour
>still not deleted
janny is going to lose his hotpockets for this
>tfw no Alabama gf
GOD FUCKING HATES ME
>>72515592
EYYYYOOO MAHHHHHH IT'S FAT TONY FROM DOWN DA BLAHCK
>>72515557
¿Qué opinaría Juarez sobre Emiliano Zapata?
>>72515636
WHICH ONE YOU DUMB WOP?
>>72515429
Literally perfect. Would unironically give everyone ITT a wedige for the chance of being the ground they step on.
you guys ever prank your room mates?
i just got my room mate really good
>>72515614
>implying jannies don't fap
>>72515648
El levantamiento de Emiliano Zapata vino por culpa de la Ley Lerdo.
Juárez y Zapata son literalmente enemigos mortales.
I wonder if I ever indirectly killed anyone...
Also I wonder how many little kids have killed their relatives by tripping over their life support in the hospital
>>72515666
You sound beta af
>That stupid fucking face
Don't know how to take a good picture for the life of me
>>72515524
>>72515529
>>72515534
Not that fat t b h but I'm getting there
>>72515541
It's a scab over a cut
>>72515554
nou
daily reminder that liberals and leftists are the exact same thing
>>72515734
Gas yourself you fat fuck
>>72515734
>that shirt
>>72515742
sometimes they are aren't they champ
>>72515734
fatty mcfat fat over here
>>72515734
damn nigga you don't look bad
fuck are ya doin in these parts
>>72515719
You'd get the atomic wedgie.
>>72515734
>unironically posting pictures of yourself on 4cum
bad form
>>72515734
alright post donger now
>>72515812
this desu senpai
>>72515806
Try that on my and you'd be on your knees unconscious with my cock in your mouth
>>72515831
kys fag
>>72515831
>>72515840
fuckin fags
>>72515734
id fug you
>Anglos have to ask each other how to pronounce some of their native words
>>72515871
The only time that happens is when people try to pronounce shit like worcester
star loodz
>>72515553
EYO IM TONY LASAGNA
I LOVE ME SOME MUSTAD ON MY CANNOLI
EYO IM FROM BROOKLYN
MAMA WHERES MY BAT I NEED TA BUST SOME KNEECAPS
>>72515758
In loving memeory of LMM
>>72515778
>Says mister cummyslurper
>>72515782
I came here about two years ago in search of shit to keep me entertained
Unfortunatly I've been infected with autism
/int/ was my first board because I liked learning about the world, plus there were good memes
>>72515812
>>72515837
I just don't care anymore lol
>>72515870
REALLY gay
>>72515871
>Northern Mexicans cannot understand Southern Mexicans because Spanish is a splintering language
>Mexican government literally controlled by drug cartels
lmao
>>72515864
Nothing gay about being the alpha male getting your dick sucked on my another man
It's dominance over your fellow man
>>72515911
you don't have to be fat to slurp cum
>>72515911
/int/ is a faggot free board
>>72515864
>>72515847
im not gay wtf
>>72515928
yeah keep telling yourself that faggot
>>72515911
Northern mexicans do understand southern mexicans.
I don't know where you got that one
canadian
>>72515981
I noticed some poor people from Nuevo Leon couldn't understand some faggot from the Yucatan during a stream
>>72515931
Yes you do you chubbi bum
pride
worl
>southern mexicans
>speaking spanish
aompayotl acuayollo
>>72516050
Homosexuality should be punishable by death
>>72516082
dis nigga er knows real shit
d wide
>>72516082
>should be
>not is
get on it faggot
Detroit lol
>>72516082
are there people who actually thinking sucking dick is gay?
1. you're sharing protein
2. you're admiring masculine physique
3. being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone
eating pussy is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.
spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers.
all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it.
>>72516145
Kill yourself you worthless subhuman
>>72516145
frick off homo
>>72515696
Just pointing out this post
Some old guy come by our campus every night and collects beer cans, he has like 30 garbage bags attached to his shopping cart filled with discarded cans
I'd give Pahá Sápa the ol' suck 'n swallow, if you catch my drift.
i should apply for this job but it requires a drivers abstract which costs money which i don't feel like paying
should i continue the NEET path or go get a drivers abstract and shit?
>>72516174
knew an old homeless guy in portland that did this
always gave him my bags of cans when i saw him
i'm sure he spent it on beer and cigs but the fucker needs some reason to live
>>72516178
Serious homosexuality
>>72516178
You're that ugly tranny aren't you? I bet you don't even give good head.
>being gay
OK
>posting anime
Sure
>being gay and posting anime
Absolutely unacceptable.
>>72516197
in my mind, I like to pretend I'm a girl (male)
that makes it straight, right?
>>72516189
get a job
I have never been touched (sexually)
>>72516178
>>72516197
Kill yourselves
>>72516226
nah
>>72516255
Fuck off
I think the reason why America wanted Japan to open their borders was because we wanted to fuck their women and Europeans were tired of smuggling prostitutes across the ocean
>>72516255
oh well
it's 2015 after all, it's okay to be gay now
/Dixie/ General When?
>>72516228
jealous, wagie?
>tfw going from neet to eet
>>72516281
Being gay is a sin you godless faggot
muslims out
>>72516321
wrong, there's nothing in the bible against being gay, it simply says sodomy is forbidden (and even then, it only says so in the old testament, i.e. the completely irrelephant testament).
>>72516288
No
>>72515944
>has never been to /mena/
>>72516281
okay
>>72516288
If you have a job you can buy as many tendies as you want
Checkmate NEETs
>>72516333
Islam is a religion of peace, we should learn to accept one and love each other
>>72516360
kys
>Actually being a wageslave
Thank god I'm not a retard
hey
>>72516396
SG-1 was a sick show with the original cast.
>>72516396
MARCIANITO
100%
REAL
NO
FAKE
>>72516397
>>72516397
>>72516397
>>72516397
Real New
>>72516396
Azu?
>>72516360
I have accrued so many GBP that my tendie supply is essentially limitless