is it him or is he not him? edition
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>72501845
why are you surprised?
doing anything more than the bare minimum to pass a class feels pointless Tbh
Hmmm, dudes.
I need some tips. So I'm a fairly big guy, 6'2" 190lbs. Beardy lumberjack type. And I need to find ways to be more cute and moe in my daily life, without coming off as weird or unmanly. I don't want people to think I'm gay, because I'm not. I'm just a big guy who likes cute and being cute. Puppies being silly is one of the best things I know.
Any suggestions? All responses appreciated.
ARRIVERDECI CALCIO PIZZA TUTTI DI PUTANA VAFFANCULO
>>72506048
watch anime
>picked up my girlfriend earlier since everything on campus is closed and it's pretty much empty
>want to sit at home all day but she wants to go out later today
At least I'll be able to sit at home all day tomorrow
Iran is the only nation that can lead humanity to spiritual enlightenment
>>72506094
>costs $160 to get a passport
>even then you have to wait a long time for everything to go through
upset desu
>>72506060
La vacca di tua madre
NOW THIS IS A VILE THREAD
Ci vediamo all'angolo minchie della Rai
>>72506156
Tu mamá es una ballena.
Florence should be Italy's capital again.
>>72505889
Fuck off Rumeno
>>72506149
>yfw you realize passports are expensive because someone has to paid for all that time spent capturing mexicans
emily
>>72501845
You're too much of a pathetic NEET to afford a plane ticket
What'd you have for lunch, buds? I made some quesadillas again
>>72506364
Fajitas
>>72506364
leftover little caeser's deep dish
>>72506221
>be 21 y/o virgin
>bout to get fug last night finally
>as we're getting ready to get it on I mention that I've never done this before
>girl leaves because she doesnt want to be anyone's first
>>72506423
Why would you bring it up?
>>72506149
Where ya going cute (x) poster?
>>72506423
good for you anon, you deserve better than a fookin roastie
>>72506444
I just brought it up on passing because I figured I'd cum in like 2 seconds and have to bring it up anyways
I also mistakenly thought girls would like deflowering cute bois
>>72506510
Whats the other alternative
ah yes, another day of doing absolutely nothing before I have to go to work
>>72506485
nowhere anytime soon but I'd like to visit Japan and SK sometime in the future
Me n the bf hahaha
>>72506559
Sounds fun :3
Hope you find the time/money soon
>>72506549
Then she'd just think you were inexperienced. There's no reason to tell a girl that you're a virgin. Also the reason she might've not wanted to be your first is because people sometimes get overly attached to the person who they lost their virginity to.
>>72506558
Work is the only thing that is important. You live to work.
>>72506594
akko a best
>>72506594
I have the money but I'll probably wait until summer since my manager's more likely to give me time off then
>>72506656
You end up working at 2 dunkin donuts?
The new mass effect is triggering my autism fetish buds.
Might try and find an autism gf soon
>>72506694
nope
I talked to them but the shift leader I talked to there seemed like a smarmy cunt and I realized I didn't really need the second job
Friendly reminder that if you're going to have sex casually with someone, there's no reason to tell her that you're a virgin.
>>72506765
Good lad
Enjoy life a little. Working a lot is pretty lame. How much you got saved from working there?
>>72506795
What about with a gf?
>>72506577
>>72506915
I think around $1200 though I had half of it before I started working
I've spent quite a bit though like $200~ on a bike + lights and I buy my own groceries plus video games
This is how I imagine everyone from West Virginia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgBA0iCSfa4
Excellent thread
>>72506981
It's not casual if it's with your girlfriend, anon.
>>72507081
heey
everyone is a stupid idiot except me
>>72507031
Post bike friendo
Sounds like you're living pretty comfy. Glad you're doing good from the sounds of it
>>72507135
t. stupid idiot
What a shitty thread.
And i mean it sincerely.
>>72507202
don't talk to me.
>>72507213
Did Baja die?
>>72507213
Especially now that you've posted in it.
>>72507229
ok, stupid
>>72507145
it's some cheap walmart bike I can't be bothered
I looked into good bikes and even got recommendations from /n/ but all of the ones in my price ranger were too far away
I'm feeling a bit more happier than I have in a very long time but my mom and stepdad are still in their awful relationship and fighting almost constantly so things aren't all well
I'm trying to remain optimistic though
>>72507213
>>72507081
I have more reddit karma than ANYBODY in this thread
>>72507247
yes
>>72507264
Whatre your plans in the years coming? Gonna try to move out anytime soon or are you just gonna keep saving?
>>72503776
True, and that's what they're known for.
>>72507295
>>72507213
no you don't
NO YOU DO NOT
>you will never grow up in comfy af bancroft
>>72507370
I'm still trying to figure everything out desu
I see my options as
>moving back to ohio at some point to live on my own
>staying here if mom and stepdad divorce to help her out
>going to college either in florida or maybe even back in ohio
I also want to take that trip to Japan at some point which would set all of these plans back further but I think I'd regret it if I ended up not doing it
so nothing concrete and nothing thought out very well
>>72507435
>>72507282
>>72506993
Excellent Ezioposting, bud.
Infowars says the truth everytime
Certo! E' lui!
Literally haven't had a single (You) all day.
Please help me out here bros
Reminder that team USA is the furthest it's ever gotten in the World Baseball Classic.
ma siamo sicuri che sia lui?
>finally get one (1) phone call from a single interviewer
>suddenly everywhere I applied is calling me
What the fuck
Just took some molly and just smoked some mali wali AMA
I'm so fucked right now lol
DUDE DRUGS LOL
I don't need drugs to enjoy life
Drugs are for degenerates
>>72507929
Need to breed that.
>>72508031
>those brownies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRBsU5PfL8c
What kind of grades did you get in school lads?
>>72508201
I was a B student for the most part
fist of flames is a flip
>>72508201
straight Cs
>>72508226
I was barely a C student
>>72508201
As in highschool
Bs and Cs in college
>>72508201
B's and C's.
Never gave an ounce of a fuck.
Kind of regret it, but I'm more ashamed of my persisting slothful behavior.
I'm thinking of working in a monastery to discipline myself.
>>72508236
It's because I posted on /asean/ because I fell in love with a malaysian lady in my class, we both shared common interests
>>72508201
i was home schooled
so i got bjs
>>72508263
I had to work my ass off if it makes you feel better.
Some classes I could get A's in but harder stuff like math I'd get B's or sink to C's in the case of Physics. Report card days made me want to kill myself because it meant my Mom would say something horrible to me.
>>72508298
>that's just a weed
>not knowing your local botany
Dumb bitch.
>>72508298
Had a 4.1 GPA in highschool
>>72508201
Could do better, but I'm too lazy
>>72508374
>tfw to smart too get more than a 3.0
Vidya was where it was at, nerd.
>>72508357
I couldn't pass algebra 2
>>72507552
All sound good :)
Good luck friendo
>>72508348
Nice
What do americans exactly celebrate in s.patricks day?
just having an irish heritage? what about the rest who aren't related to ireland?
Should I smoke indica or a sativia dominant hybrid? I'm smoking a bit now but I'm going to smoke again before bed
>>72508425
A waste of your time is a waste of your time desu
>>72508484
St. Patrick's Day doesn't celebrate anything. It's just an excuse to get drunk.
>>72508484
Go to mass for the feast of St. Patrick
>>72508484
Everyone wears green(and I mean everyone, asians and niggers with stupid green top hats and all. It's not for just irish people) and they get drunk as fuck, maybe play dropkick murphy. That's literally the entire holiday
>>72508484
Dying a river green and shitty imitation beer
>finally fall for the window fan meme since my AC is fucking garbage
>get a cheap $40 one
>realize it sucks and blows
>realize its really fucking good
this is what I wanted all my life
i am finally
cool
>>72508580
>tfw my friend was blasting I'm Shipping Up To Boston all day on Friday
>>72508587
i personally think pabst tastes better with green dye
Hello can I join
>>72508484
Get drunk, get in mock fights, get in actual fights, have fun, listen to plastic paddie music, brag about your great great great great grandfather being from Ireland.
It's all good fun.
Same thing is done with Cinco de Mayo, except in southern Cali in regards to the last part of the aforementioned.
I packed over 200 donuts today
>>72508460
My school had Calculus 12, Principles 12, A middle tier math 12, and "stupid people math" as the kids called it for the final year of high school. Calculus 12 was a second math class you could take after completing Principles.
What's Algebra 2? Even provinces within Canada don't have the same names for classes.
Dating my wife's daughter behind her back.
>>72508201
Straight B's with zero effort and skipping homework constantly
>>72508705
good job donut boy
*plays hot cross buns on recorder*
>>72508653
Meme beer
>>72508684
Ye
I'm gonna go to Lake Tahoe on Wednesday, buds. I hope it'll snow.
>>72508705
good hard working american man
>>72508705
>tfw had some mini glazed donuts this morning
>>72508773
Thanks
Good taste
>>72508776
No one cares
>>72508201
What's the worst beer and why is it Miller Light?
>>72506048
Live a secret life of a weeb. Visit convention, cosplay and stare and watch animeme for hours on end.
Stop posting
A Y O
Y
O
EYO
>>72508867
nerd
stop
>>72508876
>mfw losas are makin funna da way I talk again
WHY DONT YA COME TA NEW YOAK EH TUFF GUYS!? ME, PAULIE, N DA BOIS ARE GONNA GIVE YA ONNA DEES, THEN ONNA THOSE, DEN BAM RIGHT IN THE KISSA
>>72508876
that Canadian brand which is always given to our Olympic athletes
EYO TONY I'M WALKIN HEEER
I TELL YA I GET NO RESPECT FROM DESE GABAGOOLS
ban every californian
>>72508876
Rednecks around here love it but it tastes pretty disgusting.
AYO TONY IM JUS GONNA BE HAWNES HERE BUT I AINT REALLY LIKE DEM CAY-LE-FOUR-NEE-EYE-AINS DEY ALWAYS MAKIN FUNNA DA WAY WE TALKS
>>72509133
EYO FUGGEDABOUDIT
EYO TONY LETS GO DOWN TO THE SHORE AND GET SOME LOBSTA ROLLS
what if i told you not everyone in brooklyn is from the mafia
would probably get along with Brooklyn
Damn... Think I might want to become Amish.
EYO PAULIE DES FUKKIN GABAGOOLS BE SAYIN WE ALLS FRUM DA MAFIA JUS CUZ WE'S EYE-TALIAN AMERICANS YA KNOW IM GETTIN REAL SICK N TIAD OF DIS HATEFULNESS COMIN AT US YA KNOW IS HARD BEING AN EYE-TALIAN IN NEW YOKE BUT AINT NO OTHA CITY COMES CLOSE TA DA BIG APPLE YA KNOW
>>72509193
>>72509190
>>72509163
>>72509291
$50k wife dowries desu
>>72509315
>>72509337
What else will they spend their money on? New phones? TVs?
>>72509330
i know a couple a guys that would love to smack you irl
>>72508201
got As in freshman/sophomore year in highschool
get C/B/As in junior and senior year
currently getting ~Cs in college
>>72509459
Why?
>the scenes in Mexican don't have English subtitles
How mad was the average American (ergo the average Trump voter)?
>>72509291
>tfw no religious gf
How do I get one, buds? Went to a mormon festival thingy once and there were qts everywhere but I had no idea how to approach them.
>>72509291
thats a man, baby
>>72509512
>tfw my girlfriend is a dirty Papist
>>72509512
i have these qts coming to my house every other week
mormons really are great. they send barely legal teens to your front door
>>72509509
Fuck capeshit and Fuck France. I hope a maghrebi Fuck your sister while your in the next room
Maghrebi qts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoUP5mKcKhM
>>72508201
A-Cs
I liked English and History but didn't care for anything else
Community College was straight As though, easier than high school by far
what's a comfy game
>>72509512
You should've pretended to be atheist so they try and save your soul and in the end fall in love with you in the process
>>72509592
Again, people might reminisce about me, but I'm the anon with the lesbian sister, so that ain't happening in a thousand year bucko.
Also, be less rude. There are better Americans than you, and you're ruining their image in my eyes.
>>72509642
zelda
>>72509648
Mormons think that getting other Christians to convert to Mormonism is saving their souls as well. I had a Mormon friend who constantly tried to convert me.
reread Schoolgirl today
very good book
>>72509711
i don't have a zelda player fortunately
>>72509642
The new Nier
>>72509690
Literaly no one here thinks about you frog fucker. Go swallow some of your imams cum
>>72509509
>>72509747
>not playing wind waker on your pc
>>72509715
I had a mormon friend but he was Peruvian and a complete degenerate and you would've never guessed he was mormon
>>72509715
>other Christians
Mormons aren't Christian
>>72509798
maybe
Never played a Zelda game before
>>72509690
To be fair the Americans are self centered we don't care about the rest of the world.
>>72509811
They're heretics and their religion is fanfic-tier but they are Christian.
>>72509761
>i'm a newfag so i don't know the frenchie but that means that no one else does xp
Uh oh.
>>72509778
What are these anon? Some of them I'll watch though.
>update 3 year old headsets software
>headset stops working and is no longer recognized by the software
>rolling back doesn't fix it
this is exactly how I wanted to spend my Sunday
>>72509811
They have transcended Christianity
>>72509509
>andale andale
>LA TROCA
The movie was ok , but the dub was shit
This rots your brain
>>72509864
I was talking about France in general no one cares about your joke of a country besides when a sand nigger blows himself up and we change our Facebook pictures to the flag of France
>>72509892
shouldn't've bought a shitty retard gayman headset
>>72509509
Is this movie good? My normie friends liked it but they all seem to love xmen related things no matter what.
Really wish /pol/ would come up with better insults than "Go suck a nigger/muslim cock you cuck"
>>72509846
Then again, as a country you conglomerate almost an entire continent on your own, so it's only fair that you'd have less thought to spare for the rest us.
>>72509939
Hmm I see. Anyways, I'm off.
Maybe bring this up with your therapist? I don't know what good it is for me to know about your sexual fantasies about my country.
>>72509988
Go suck a nigger/muslim cock you cuck
>>72509987
It was good when it came out. Literally the jews fault.
>>72510001
what kinda burger is that
>>72510001
Chorizo
>>72509988
It's an action movie with claws, it's not really capeshit
Did you guys know that burgers originated in Mongolia?
>>72510001
>ketchup on burgers
Don't do that.
>>72510004
>>72509988
>>72509992
>>72509994
I don't have a therapist. Eurosharias are very smug and cock for being invaded by the third world
>>72510001
you better be making a slamburger
>>72510068
Kill yourself
>>72510001
Onion
>tfw get sunday anxiety and can't enjoy anything even though i only have one class tomorrow
fuck this shit
sundays are the worst
Mierda
>>72510088
>>72509798
ok i got the dolphin where do i get the game
If ever hear this stupid le cuck me ONE more fucking time buds so help me god
>>72509988
For what it's worth, I appreciated that the movie tried to be grounded in whatever degree of realism could be withdrawn from a super-hero movie. Anyways, a good send-off to the X-men films as that's what I assume they're doing. No leather suits, only some mutants escaping the government here, as it would be in real life.
Not too "deep", for a road movie that is, which I quite fancied.
7/10.
>>72510075
Hmm very good anon. That will be all for today. Does your mother give you enough of those antidepressants like I asked of her?
>>72510137
You need cemu
The game is not playble
>>72510137
http://www.theisozone.com/downloads/gamecube/gamecube-isos/the-legend-of-zelda-the-wind-waker-us-usa/
rate my fit
>>72510373
fag/10
>>72510373
Effay as fuck, dude.
>>72510373
kek
>>72510373
stupid looking shoes, and looks like trying to dress like urban ninja.
matrix naruto character
>>72510373
Edgy/10 you going to your local antifa meeting today?
https://blogs.psychcentral.com/success/2013/06/7-things-to-stop-sunday-night-anxietydepression/
v good advice
>>72510209
what are you talking about
"White" was basically a concept made up by the bourgeois centuries ago to prevent indentured and poor whites and enslaved blacks from realizing they were on the same side economically and socially and revolting together. It characterized the ruling class as a sort of standard that lower-class whites could live up to- gave them a taste of power- and thus racial divisions occurred.
Once you understand this, every racial issue in America logically follows: You understand why different European groups like the Irish and Italians were forced to leave behind the depths of their cultures for the security of being considered "white." You understand why Asians even tried at all to legally argue in court that they too should be considered "white." As a result of this attempt at assimilating all of these different cultures and peoples down into this one thing called "whiteness" or "white culture," you understand why even most white people can't actually tell you what "white culture" is, a peculiar problem not faced by ethnic minorities like black people, Latino groups, Asians, and natives.
You understand why white people will, on average, see other poor whites (like those unfortunate coal miners) as undeserving victims of an unfair system while poor blacks are just lazy welfare queens and poor Latinos are all illegals who are undermining proper work standards and diluting the gene pool. You understand why the nearly free land and money grants given to white people by the government throughout this country's history are not considered welfare, while welfare initiatives that work to include minorities too are indicative of "handouts" and "entitlements" that they don't deserve. You understand why white people love the ACA but hate Obamacare. You understand why white people overwhelmingly voted for Trump while most other ethnic minorities- even those who face the exact same kind of economic dead ends that poor white people do- voted the other way regardless.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunday_night_blues
that feel when I have this every day of the week
>>72510642
way too long to read
>>72509859
No they aren't. They're as Christian as Muslims.
The Book of Mormon and all the teachings of Joseph Smith directly contradict that of Jesus Christ.
Mormons reject the concept of one God, the divinity of Christ, the physical resurrection and ascension of Christ, and the Trinity being of one essence.
They believe that Jesus Christ, God, and the Holy Spirit are all three separate beings that are not consubstantial. In Mormonism each is a separate God, not aspects of the one God. Furthermore they go on to state that there are countless other Gods beyond these three. This alone disqualifies them from being considered Christian.
However Mormons continue to diverge from Christianity. They state that men can become Gods.
Mormons also reject the entire concept of Original Sin, a central part of all Christian doctrine.
Mormons are not Christian.
>>72510603
Atleast in the public build you cant get past tutorial area without a savefile
Grass and water are below playable area and you cant use those physics related things
>>72510689
t.buttmad whitey
>>72510706
i don't think we are talking about the same game
>>72510748
Ah yeh wind waker works fine
Mixed with the new one, sorry
What we must fight for is to safeguard the existence and reproduction of our race and our people, the sustenance of our children and the purity of our blood, the freedom and independence of the fatherland, so that our people may mature for the fulfillment of the mission allotted it by the creator of the universe. Every thought and every idea, every doctrine and all knowledge, must serve this purpose. And everything must be examined from this point of view and used or rejected according to its utility.
>>72510802
Where do I even begin?
Wind Waker is one of the worst games i have ever played.
You may as well watch paint dry.
>>72510704
All true.
t. born into Mormon cult.
>>72510799
i can't get the Wii U version working on cemu either
so its all good
>American religious fundamentalists.
>>72510867
they look finnish
>pay only 26 dollars for a whole 40oz of rye
good times
The future is white.
>>72510994
saving the white race by themselves
>atheists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s
Gibt es hier einen Deutschen oder jemand, der Deutsch sprechen kann?
>why, yes, I am Christian and I believe in God
>>72511204
ja !
i'm cute
>>72511306
me too
rate me
Am I cute?
>>72508201
Cs with effort.
>>72511397
that guy is too old to dress like that
>>72511397
Get rid of the dyed blonde hair.
>>72510155
I'm on no medication at the moment sorry to disappoint but momma Merkel just prescribed you 5 doses of nigger semen
cannot stand having icons other than recycle bin on my desktop
Bought a gun today
>>72511257
Danke. Also habe ich den Satz geschrieben: Sie hat Angst, dass sie falsch ist, also bliebt sie leise, um nicht als sonderbar gedacht zu werden. Mein TA hat mir gesagt, dass das Ende seltsam ist, das Verb nämlich. Was könnte ich ändern?
>>72511542
ja !
>>72511538
you gonna shoot yourself?
>>72511561
>>72511538
you gonna shoot up your high school?
>>72511622
ja ?
>>72511669
Then who are you gonna shoot?
>>72511526
>seeing your desktop ever
doing it wrong senpai
I just need a petite white girl ass to grind on my crotch
>>72511686
an autistic canadian who refuses to jump in front of a train
wow what a fantastic thread right here
>>72511711
>>72511711
>>72511711
Fact: If you smoke weed, you are a faggot
Fact: If you drink beer, you are a faggot
Fact: If you watch anime, you are a faggot
Fact: If you play your little fucking video games, you are a faggot
Fact: If you spend friday nights alone, you are a faggot
>>72511735
He would probably appreciate that.
>>72511785
t. a faggot
>>72511542
Sie hat Angst, dass sie falsch ist, also bleibt sie leise, um nicht als sonderbar zu erscheinen
perhaps
>>72511795
>>72511842
That might work. It isn't exactly what i was trying to say but close enough for me not to care. Thanks
>>72511993
ja !
>>72511231
These are Jews
>>72512019
verpiss dich!
>>72512019
>>72512145 ist nicht ich
Grandma and uncle came home unexpectedly
Kill me
>>72512194
ich kenne, wir haben redditflags
Meanwhile in the motherland
Classic Rick
>>72512423
fucking hell
if you ever said that to me in real life you'd get shot in the fucking head
>>72512531
edgy
>>72512531
that
>>72512551
>>72512569
watch your mouth
Would I have to take the ACT/SAT again if I wanted to reapply for scholarships?
>>72512666
Are you in uni already?
>>72512666
yes
>>72512715
yeah
>>72512745
Then idk why, but when in doubt email them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuTvz0yBoFE
What is /cum/'s opinion of Fidel Castro?
>>72512869
Glad he's dead
>>72512869
his brother dennis is doing a okay job
Don't talk to me or my wife's booty
pork chops are ok to eat medium rare right?
>>72513081
depends if you like trichinosis
>>72512992
Would like to give her a spank
new x
>>72513479
parents interrogated me again about why i don't have friends
>>72512869
Milk lover
>>72513494
tooooooooooo soooooooooooooon
>>72512869
his son is doing a pretty shit job with canada desu
>>72508876
>light
Lite.